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The latest Addition to Americana
•broad is the smart saying of a New
York g-irl to an Englishman who took
ber into dinner. “I some times wonder
_ hat becomes of all the peaches in
Tour country,” be said. “Oh, we eaV
what we can, and can what we can’t,” j
answered the ready tongued maid.— !
j;e\v York Sun.
jlen and Officers of the police force, who
•re exposed day and night to all sorts of
* Mtber. should keep Salvation Oil, the in
fallible cure for rheumatism and neuralgia,
at their homes. They cannot afford to be
without it. -•> cts._ •
A desire to resist oppression is implanted
in the nature of man. _
Speak but little and well if yon would he
esteemed a man of merit.
More things are wrought by prayer than
this world dreams of._
Men of all professions and trades, minis
ters. lawyers,, merchants and mechanics
unite in indorsing Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup,
the old reliable cure for all bronchial and
pulmonary troubles as the best household
•.merle in the market.
Style Crate.
Mrs. Squills—Isn’t 940 a pretty large
bill for the two or three visits yon
made Mr. Bilby?
Dr. Squills—No; its just right for
Bilby. I told him he bad the grip—
which he had. He insisted it was ‘‘la
grippe.” This hill of 940 will cure him
entirely of the ‘‘la grippe” habit—Chi
cago Tribune.
Asthma Cored
By Schlffmenn’s Asthma Cure. No watting
tor results. Its action Is immediate, direct
tod certain. A single trial convinces the most
skeptical. Price 60cents and II, of dru/glsts
or by mail. Trial package free by mail. Send
your address to Dr. B. Schmmann, St. Paul,
Mien. •_
Too Much.
“Father,” asked little Tommy as he
climbed his father’s knee, “did you ever
see an echo?”
“Why, no, my son,” replied the par
ent
“Weil, Willie said his sister went to
see one and it returned her call. ” And
the strong man bowed his head to hide
his emotion.—Life._
It Pays.
It pays to read the papers, especially your
own family paper, ror often in this way
good business opportunities are brought to
your attention. For instance, B. F. John
son & Co., of Richmond, Va., are now ad
vertising, offering paying positions to par
ties who engage with them, devoting aU or
wy part of their time to their business in
terests. It might pay yon to write to them.
Romance has been elegantly defined as
the offspring of fiction and love.
THREE LETTERS
to remember—P. P. P.
They’ll help to remind
yon of Dr. Pierce’s
Pleasant Pellets —and
those are the things to
keep in mind whenever
your liver, your stom
ach, or your bowels are
out of order.
If you’re troubled
with costiveness, wind
and pain in the stom
ach, giddiness or dis
turbed sleep, you’ll find
these little Pellets just
what you want—tiny in size, sugar-coated,
pleasant to take ana pleasant in the way
they act. They tone up and strengthen the
lining membranes of the stomach and bow
els, and do permanent good.
To prevent, relieve, and cure Biliousness,
Dizziness, Constipation, Sour Stomach, Sick
or Bilious Headaches, and Indigestion, take
Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. If they’re not satis
factory, in every way and in every case,
you have your money back.
The “old reliable”—Dr. Sage’s Catarrh
Remedy has been sold for thirty years., W—
cored thousands, unit cure you.
In the first year in which the Aermotor Co. did galvanizing it
upended 940,000 in thia work, and did not furnish gal van
ned goods for the entire year either. Ho extra charge wa
a»de for the good* into which this enormous sum was put.
Are you curious to know why thie lavish expenditure was
nude? Are you curious to know how the Aermotor Co. came to
make bed-rock, hard-times prices long before hard timea aet in ?
The explanation is this: The Aermotor Co. foresaw that some
thing better than painting was reggiired and foresaw that bard
times were coming.
THE AKHMofmt CO. FORESEES. IT 10018 A HE AS. IT
ANTICIPATES, IT KNOWS WHAtIs COEIKO. 1T KSIOWS
WIIAT SHOTLO BE iOMNG, IT UOWB IN ADVANCE WHAT
IT SHOrLlI 1)0.
Because of this it baa an • enormous factory, and turns out
«n enormous quantity of goods, and mood goods. The other
fellow is a used-to-be, has been, or might have been, had he
known, but ho didn't know. It ia all in the past. His hue
lows is in the gone by. Ours is in the present, the future.
kiiAn .. Iahh j .v.. .iki.ni.nl “It i net.
H.s eonsoiation is found in the darkey's statement. "It a bet
ter to be a lias-been than a nebber was." After we have done
»nd are doing a thing and it ia known to be the only thing to
«o, certain little piping voices are heard saying. “We can do it
if you will pay us enough money to do it.” ...
We made the Steel Windmill businesa, made the model to
which the best of our imitators can only hope to remotely ap
proach and in their endeavor to approach it are still weakly ex
perimenting at the expense of the user But to return to our
enormous outlay for galvanising. Why did we do it? The
-— WK BUILD THE BEST WE KNOW, KEGARD
«uon is this. ___
™ OH COST, and we believe we know better than anybody,
we know that Ihla metal, exposed la Ihe air, will aet laet
■slew gaUaatsed, but if properly galvanized, will last scores of
years. Barbed wire galvanized will last 20 years, and be prac
. -- galvanized will last 20 years, .
heally as good as new. Hew long does it last painted ? But
toe barbed wire is an eighth of an inch thick, while some ox
tke steel used in the vanes of windmills is fronts thirty
•econd to a sixty-fourth of an inch thick, and therefore would
‘Mt only from a fourth to an eighth as long as the barbed wire,
(11 ft U 1_ L .... ■ a ... ___. .....l . Ik. .kui
other things being equal, but they are not equal; the sheet
octal has holes punened through it and is riveted to thicker
Ilia iiia,. ”
•ndrnore rigid pieces. . ,
The vibration of the thin parts at once cracks the paint
wound the rivets, and water at once gets in and rust quickly eats
. Of the thin parts. Some have used galvanized metal and put
b,ach rivets. This of course is not so good as painting since
tae c it edge of the galvanized metal is exposed and is in no way
protected WE ItriLIl FOR THE \ 4018. WeMsUi’litl1
?•“ * Poor Deleted wheel, mmr ewe xk made ef metal gelvaw*
Js*d before bring pnt towel her >G£MV If weuld »ey
»• doable price for It. We *» »114 t*1* h*,t
*e know, and know- X. I— the! such
Wags are praet- jafsLleally
•orihJrra, we ,
have nothing
M« with
o'' Am~
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*7*“* and N
■Vr*,, OMrf
i ''»**“»*««* IN "W
*i,tcm and aluminum
aJiJ'S1 until it __.
fro,? “* *** "•*«* »• «'Ul MNttf eeery
«w, rramiy, n «*>>* ami hm/m
, OWN*-#, *>•>* OHd
2<?; S°''.e, *.-*“*?’ cto**d "P mmd Unrated urith the molten
Z?Jil 2'lJ th* ***** ts piica comjtotinf the melton become
2! , ** ft/u* **tlded together ae onepieoe, then peu&ace tome
^ tUrtt i8 tfrong, enduring mud roliamo. Jt leespeneivete
• fl'irf email doer» cannot afford to do H. We keep 40 ton*
Y *inc and aluminum melted from nm pear's end to another,
,. ** business enough so that me can afford todo it.
J7* w°"l ‘bout the nature of galvanuiitf. The iilvery white
ins nuun ut m-■ --
* w|«ch fills every pore and coven .every portion of the
it i«"«0l0r Wheel, Vane and Tow
“ 11 first mit nn w..*
„ ..a»u lower ia tine .and aluminum when
»itK put 0D> ^ which, after standing for a tune form*,
Sr it j! i * chemical combination or.alloy which .cannot be
practically indestructible
Trii,tJ*b advertisement in thto teries will ehow a 4-Whedl Steel ;
s» ,5 H* lbs., which will .carry 2 tone, andarf which
. ■ “W OflO in *]._ t_._ ._ 1, ulll k> fmmri
5d«£5QOJa U‘» Aermotor fistcrf. * -will be found aimoet
thi. ^rn‘‘b,# on “*y ***** °* ** *»> eeardbauee. For 2 coots* of
t«u.!n'*r,'Mment> which i» *• dtathe series. and |3.Wcaeh.
‘mmediately after t
<rfedv. No. 6, we will
WfK ° b-’ eflSSefru£§~«r farwtfd t*ma
•«nch houass. freight freg» Chlm«o added.
ef ulv* r* can- we •hall aaUT literal e#*c* 4o accept
Niese advertisements in part pagwirwt Bar Windmill*. IfV®*
**'• etiy thought - .
tny thought of using a windmill - „
aitHi .e1*1'1'*.'**at yeu will need, whether Pumping or Geared,
and . >»u win iu
I i P^”‘hle wa will make ,
Fitlye*iA»®riIK>fcor ®°* proposes to distribute
ef ', for th« best asaaya wriUen l*y the wiV-- -
4*WMv o«^or n*** at a windmill, answer** the ancation.
«o " ‘ ,8,i°CL» I USB AW ABRBOTOB lM fee eosdit.one of
ticuUrVV0" *n,, ‘mounts and rumbere of gram eeod for par*
Frln? t0 tl,B Aarmotor Co., Chicago, or to iu braacbes. •! *•»
nmjCity, Lincoln, Neh., Sious Cilj, Iowa. Mm
% • ® P»rk Place. New York Cit». Aermotor^
Cottni?/ *nd G#4r*d •»«>• price, AH Steel, all Oaleatwted-After
an» *|h*rel free on care at Chicago and dipped te
h,rB‘ *t,fee following pricee: ' ^ . __
*-tt. tan. 12^t. eno. i e-tt. e i2B.
IIPMQim|r*BK W.MOHBIS,
IlCleOlvIl Waablnelon, p.C,
lt^M^,2£f2VWS5?^lPu,r,2S:
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GOOD ROAD PROBLEM.
A MATTER THAT IS OF GREAT
IMPORTANCE.
How tho-Condltlon of the Country Road*
Affect the Prosperity or tho Farming
Community—The Chief Hurden of
the Fanner*' Talk—How ltoade Affect
School Attendance.
-uu. ,'Duiaing, state Lecturer of
farmers' Union League, New York State.
Successful farming depends more
upon good roads than is generally sup
posed. The balance , between the cost
of production and the market values of
his farm products is the margin of profit
to the farmer. To increase this profit,
then, it is necessary either to lower the
cost of production or raise the market
value. It does not lie in the power of
the farmer to raise the market value;
he must therefore depend upon the de
creased cost of production for his in
creased profits. In this lies the farm
er’s success or failure.
Why does not farming pay as it
should? is a question often asked, and
may be answered as resulting mainly
from two causes: First, a want of just
legislation; second, a want of skill on
the part of the farmer himself.
The farmer is slow to perceive the in
fluence which the condition of the high
ways has upon his individual prosper
ity. As he rides and drives over them
he is heard to heap violent abuse upon
their terrible condition, but he never
weighs in his mind the effect they have
upon the success of his business. He
doesn’t enjoy the ruts and hollows, mud
sinks and sloughs, but he only thinks
of them as affecting his happiness and
is too apt to regard a smooth, well kept
road as an extravagance which only the
rich can afford.
A little careful thought, however,
upon the subject, will clearly show
him that good roads are a benefit to
him financially, and must increase the
profits of the farm and thereby add to
the actual value of his holdings. Most
farmers ship their produce in the fall
and spring. After the expense of har
vesting the farmer is usually “short.”
He needs money to pay off his extra
help and to meet his coming tax, and,
worse than all, money for interest on
his ever abiding mortgage. All these
demands come in the fall, when the
roads are bad. But he cannot delay—
the money must be ready at any sacri
fice. The roads are hardly passable
and he must therefore content himself
with small loads, slow transit, extra
teams and help. All this means great
additional expense, and an increased
cost of production, which in many in
stances reduces his margin of profit to
almost nothing. In the spring the
same thing must be repeated. He has
a small surplus after wintering his
Btock, which must be sent to market
before the spring work begins. An
other siege of mud at another extra
cost It is an old saying that “it is
the last straw that breaks the camel’s
back,” and these miserable roads often
become the fatal straw that breaks the
farmer's back. Between unjust taxa
tion, exorbitant freight rates, poor
farming and impassable roads, the un
fortunate farmer often sinks into irre
trievable bankruptcy.
To illustrate more fully this cost of
poor roads to the farmer we will sup
pose that he is in possession of a fqrin
of one hundred and twenty acres lo
cated at least three miles from the mar
ket. On a good road he can draw four
loads of one ton and a half each, or six
tons to market dailv. On the average
poor road he can draw but two loads
and only a little more than half the
weight for each load, or only two tons
per day. It would then require three
teams and three men to do the same
amount of hauling on the poor road
that one man and one team could do on
*the good road. A farmer should ship
from a farm of one hundred and twenty
acres under a good state of cultivation,
at least one hundred and fifty tons an
nually. To haul this produce from the
farm to market on a good road would
require, at six tons a day, twenty-five
days. Allowing three dollars a day for
the team and man the cost of this trans
portation would be seventy-five dollars.
Upon an average poor road it would
take seventy-five days for one team and
a man to haul this produce, which at
three dollars a day would amount to
two hundred and twenty-five dollars.
It would, then, cost one hundred and
fifty dollars more to carry the annual
products of this farm over a poor road
than over a good read. Here is where
the money goes. The good road, there
fore, saves the farmer just that amount,
which would pay the interest on an in
debtedness of over three thousand dol
lars (83,000) at five per cent: or in other
words it would add $3,000 to the value
of his farm. Poor roads, then.-are in
strumental in decreasing the farmer’s
profits. This amount is an actual loss,
which should be guarded against, and
which can be prevented by a proper
consideration of the needs of the high
The social effect of good roads upon
country life cannot be over-estimated.
The improvement of our highways
would do away with much of the diffi
culty of visiting in our rural districts.
Bad roads often render social inter
course almost impossible. The evening
is dark, there are no side paths or lamp
posts along the way, the roads are
almost impassable with mud or drifted
show, and as the family look out to
ward the light in the window of their
neighbor's house, the gush of social
life that a moment before was moving
in full tide is now checked by these
many difficulties. Life in the country,
otherwise full of hapiness, now sinks
into a tame existence, all for the want
of a pleasant highway connecting the
homes of adjoining neighbors.
There can be no doubt that poor
roads hawe m*eh to do with the small
attendance at our public schools. The
country boy and girl obtain the greater
part of their education in early life.
After the age of fifteen the children
are busily engaged in the care of the
farm or dairy. During the late iall
-and winter when the work on the farm
is at a standstill, there is an opportu
nity given for school attendance. But
this is at the time when our highways
are at their worst and the two or
three miles between the farm and
school house are traveled with the
greatest difficulty. Were our highways }
in a proper condition the number of
davs of school attendance by these
children would be more than doubled, .
and the preliminary education of the I
farmers' sons and daughters would be i
made to equal that of their city cous
ins, and a good common school educa- 1
tlon might be obtained where now even
an ordinary intelligence is lacking.
Church attendance would also be
greatly increased if our roads were
nniformally good. During half the
year the pleasure of church attendance
is denied because of almost impossible
highways. The Sabbath in the couu-.
try becomes, therefore, a day of lan
guor, devoid of religious thought, with
no care for religious teaching, instead
of a day devoted to moral development
and Christian attainments
Open up the avenues of intercourse
with schools, churches and society by
improved roads and increased facilities
for contact with our fellow men, and
country life, otherwise beautiful and
attractive, would become, indeed, what
it should be, an approach to our origin
al Eden..
MEN AND WOMEN
A French epigram declare* that a
woman is not old so long as she can
Inspire love.
A popular prlma donna says she
helps to keep her voice fresh by mak
ing it a rule uever to sing to her
friends
"Trust In Ood and defend thyself
bravely” is the motto on a sword pre
sented by the German emperor to his
10-year-old son.
A collarette that is coming forward
Is a three-quarter circle, shaped to fit
smoothly around the shoulders, and
folded to points in front. It is effec
tive in the stiff lineu and heavy cot
ton goods ,
The state attire of the king of Slam
is worth over 91,000,000. He has 300
wives and eighty-seven children and a
good deal more than a peck of trouble.
He is forty years of age and was a
father at twelve.
The following official announcement
has appeared in London papers: "The
partnership between Caroline Duchess
of Montrose, and Mr. H. Milner in all
the horses having been entered or run
in the name of the latter has termi
nated.”
The process of carbonizing wool is
one to which special attention has
been given in Germany, and latterly
the agency of magnesium chloride and
aluminum chloride in connection with
this has been a matter of interesting
investigation.
Admiral Dot, the little man who de
lighted thousands of folks for twenty
three years, has gone out of the show
business and is acting as advertising
manager for a large mercantile firm.
About a year ago Admiral Dot was
married to a woman as small as him
self.
IN SMALL INSTALLMENTS.
What is said to be the first crema
tory in New England is being built
near West Koxbury, Masa
Australia's summer is said to be so
hot that matchesaccidentally.dropped
on the ground often become ignited.
A tract of 250,000 acres has been
purchased by Chinese capitalists in
the state of Sinaloa, Mex, and it is
proposed to settle 5,000 celestials on
the land.
The custom of speaking of the
president as "his excellency” is un
warranted. No such formal title was
ever given him by legislative action.
His legal title is “The President of
the United States.”
Atlanta Ga., was until forty-six
years ago known as Marthasville, and
the city was incorporated under that
name. It was given in honor of Miss
Martha A tlanta Lumpkin, the youngest
daughter of Governor Lumpkin.
Christiana church, in Newcastle
county, Del., excels in the average
length of pastorates. Its latest pas
tor has just resigned, after a service
of forty years, and the church in its
whole 190 years has had but six pas
tors.
Mrs. II. R. Phillips of Salem, Mass.,
who has just recovered from an at
tack of peritonitis, during which she
was twice regarded os dead, avers
that she died and got a glimpse of
heaven, but had to come back for a
time.
A camel has twice the carrying
power of an ox. With an ordinary
load of 400 pounds he can travel
twelve or fourteen days without
water, going forty miles a day. They
are fit to work at five years old, but
their strength begins to decline at
twenty-five, although they usually
live to forty. The Tartars have herds
of these animals, often 1,000 belong
ing to one family.
SAID IN JEST,
A school teacher asked an Irish boy
to describe an island: “Sure, ma’am,”
said Pat, “it is a place you can’t leave
without a boat.
Miss Edith, at the dog show—Papa
is here somewhere. Jack, slightly deaf
and misunderstanding—Ah? What are
his chances for a prize?
“I know that you are good-natured.
Wig, but what would you say if your
wife gave you mutton for dinner three
days in succession?” Wig-wag—Bah-h!
Two girls of seven and eight, are
playing together. “And your papa,
what does he do?” asked one of them.
“Whatever mamma says.”
Mamma—Now, Teddy, we must all
try and give up something while times
are so hard. Teddy—I’m willing.
Mamma—What will it be, dear? Teddy
—Soap.
“Go away, you little beast," said
Ethel, pushing Fido from her lap.
“What's the matter? Did he bite you?”
asked Maude. “No. He’S gone out of
fashion.”
Tourist, in Oklahoma—Your fellow
townsman, Judge Begad, is a self
made man, is he not? Alkalyke—
Wa’al not wholly; ? put a head on
him the other day myself.
“What’s the matter, Brushe? You
look sad.” “I am sad, I decorated a
set of soup plates for Mra Boodell,
and what do you suppose she does
with them?” “Give it up. What?”
“Uses ’em for soup.”
. Logical.
A member of a well known club in
London loot hla umbrella in the elub
and wag resolved to draw attention to
the circnrastopce. lie caused, the fol
lowing notice to bo put up in the en
trance hall: "The nobleman who took
away an umbrella not his own on such
a date is requested to return it."
The committee took umbrage at this
statement.and summoned the member
who had composed it before them.
"Why, sir," they said, "should you
have supposed that a nobleman had
taken your umbrella?”
"Well,” he replied, "the first article
in the club rules says that 'this club is
to be composed of noblemen and gen
tlemen,' and since the person who stole
my umbrella could not have been a gen
tleman he must have been a noble
man. "—Argonaut
A Great Sian.
"Is Dr. Bones, the great specialist,
stopping here?" asked the reporter.
"De only specialist 1 knows anyt’ing
about is Jimmy Muggins,” answered
the bellboy. "He's wid de ’Tin Hoodoo
company an’ hla specialty is de flipflap
song an' dance. An’ say, he's great! ”
Haunted I
A haunted house In these practical and
unromanttr days Is something of a rarity,
but an Individual haunted with the idea
that his ailment Is Incurable Is u personage
frequently met with. Disbelief In the abil
ity of medicine to cure Is only a mild form
of monomania, althouge in some cases re
peated failures to obtain relief from many
different sources would utmost seem to Just
ify the doubt. Hostetler's Stomach llltters
lias demonstrated Its ability to overcome
dy-pepslu, constipation, liver und kidney
trouble, malarial complaints and nerv
ousness, and Its recorded achievements In
the curative line ought at leasi to warrant
Its trial by any one troubled with either of
the ub ,ve ailments, even although Ills pre
vious efforts to obtain remedial aid have
been fruitless. Used with persistence, the
Hitlers will conquer the most obstinate
cases.
His Training,
Puck: Jinks:—“What made Knifcly
such a skinflint in his old age?”
Filkins—“Well, he began life as a
policeman—there he learned not to pay
for his drinks; he then became an as
semblyman—that taught him not to
pay fare, and when he finally became a
millionaire he learned not to pay his
taxes. There wasn't much left but the
debt of nature.”
IIow’s This!
We offer One Hundred Dollars reward tor
‘any ease of Catarrh that cauuot be eured by
Hall’s Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable In all business transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations made by their firm.
Wbst 1 Thuax, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, 0.: Waldiko, Kin nan A Mahvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, not
lng directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Fries 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
As It Struck Bessie.
“I had to come back, mamma,” said
Bessie, who had made a most heroic ef
fort to give her doll a sleigh ride in the
back yard while the blizzard was on.
"The wind blowd all the air nway so I
couldn’t breathe!”—Chicago Tribune.
Medical writers claim that the successful
remedy for nasal catarrh must be non-irri
tating, easy of application, and one that
will reach the remote sores and ulcerated
surfaces. The history of the efforts to treat
catarrh is proof positive that only one
remedy has completely met these condi
tions, and that is Ely's Cream Balm. This
safe and pleasant remedy has mastered
catarrh as nothing else has ever done, and
both physicians and patieilts freely con
cede this fact.
Every generation of man is a laborer for
that which succeeds it. .
JERCSALKM AKTICHOKK8! 1103
BUSHELS PER ACRE.
John Weiss reports to us a yield of
1103 bushels of artichokes per acre.
It’s positively the greatest food to
keep hogs healthy and fat in the world!
We have a few hundred bushels for
sale. Price, ode bu. sack, $1; one
bbl., $2.65; twobbls.,$5. Plant two
bbls. per acre. Can plant untilMay 1st
To Those Catting This Oat and
Bending remittance with the order for
artichokes, we will give free: One
pint to each one bushel, and one quart
to each one bbl. order, of Giant
White Dent corn, growing over one
foot long. Send S cents postage for
seed catalogue containing full culture
directions of artichokes to
John A. Sai.zer Seed Company,
w La Crosse, Wis
The devil has both arms about the mod
erate drinker.
Highest of all in leavening strength.—Li tut U. S. Got. Food Report.
ABSOLUTELY PURE
Economy requires that in every receipt calling ' ,
for baking powder the Royal shall be used. It '
will go further and make the food lighter, sweeter,
of finer flavor, more digestible and wholesome.
' ^ ' • ' ■ ; V r > .‘i
ROYAL BAKINO ROWDCR CO., 108 WALL 8T., NKW YORK. ;
A Startling Argument.
Sometimes when sober facts fall to
convince a jury, a bit of good-natured
wit thrown into the argument will turn |
the tabiea Whether or not it won the
case in the following instance is not re
lated. Who can doubt, however, that
it had its effect.
In the course of the trial of a lawsuit
against a horse railway in New York,
the leading counsel for the losing side,
a robust and witty Irishman, endeav
ored to work on the sympathies of the
jury by calling attention to the ease
with which corporations obtained fran
chises from an alleged corrupt legisla
ture.
“Whoy, gintlemin nv the joory,” he
said impressively, “in these days, ony
man can get a franchise to run a harse
railway onypheres. indade, gintlemin,
it would not surphrise me to hear at
ony toime that me learned frind, the
counsel for the opposition, had got a
franchise to run a harse railway down
me spolne, wid the privilege of using
me ribs for switches."_
A slight cold, if neglected, often at
tacks the lungs. Brown’s Broncbiai.
Troohrs give sure and immediate relief.
So Id only <n bores. Price 26 els.
The devil always leads the man who hesi
tates about doing right.
Ml BUS. S I.111. OATH FROM ORE BUB,
SEED.
This remarkable, almost unheard-of,
yield was reported to the John A. Knl
zer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., by Frank
Winter, of Montana, who planted one
bushel of Croat Northern oats, care
fully tilled and irrigated same, and be
lieve* that in 1804 he can grow from
one bus. of Ureat Northern Oats three
hundred bushela It’s a wonderful oat
ir You Will Cut 'Ilil*Hut and -and It
With 8c postage to the above firm you
will receive sample package of above
outs and their farm seed catalogue, w
, Never become discouraged when engaged
iu any good work.
Hegeman’s Camphor lee wit It Glycerin*.
Cur** cheppeil Hand* and Keen, Tender or Sore Feet,
Chilblain*, File*, *c. C. O. Clark Co., New Haven, CL
I The devil can make anything tie needs out
of a loafer.
California for Health, Pleasure andProllt.
If going for either, take the direct route,
the Union Pacific.
The only line running first and second
class sleepers and dining cars to Han Fran
cisco.
Hand for our new 1894 pamphlete. All
about the Mid-Winter Fair.
K. L. Lomax, Hen’l. Pass. & Tkt Agt.,
Omaha, Neb.
Washing a pig will not make It stop lik
ing mud.
Colorado Gold Mines.
If you are looking for Investments you
should invsstigate the new gold fields In Col
orado. The output of 1894 will more than
double that of 1898. New discoveries are
being mode daily. Nothing like it since the
early days of Leadville. The "Uold Miner’’
tells all about it. A 16-page monthly pub
lished in Denver. HOc a year. Hencffl cents
in stamps for sample copy. Address “Uold
Miner," 1834 Lawrence Ht., Colo.
He who is firm and resolute in will molds
the world to himself.
All Off.
"I’m not going to call on Brown's
daughter any more.”
"Why?”
“Well, you eee, the other night when
I called the servant girl asked me for
ray cards', and jokingly 1 handed her
three deuces of a pack I had." | ; ’
"Well, what was wrong about that?”
Oh, nothing, only a moment later the '
old gent appeared at the door and,
raised me.”—Adams (Mass) Freeman.'
' Shiloh** CoaiampMon Car*
In Mrttl on » puuruntf**. It rurva Inrlptwnt OonNumn*;
Uun. liMtlM UmtUmicb Cum Soia.BOvU. «
Charitable,
Teacher—Johnny, why do you pre
fer to say the dog looks like me rather
than 1 look like the dog? I
Johnny—Well, you see, I haln't got
any grudge against the dog.—Adame
(Mass.) Freeman.
y
The Modern War
Commendk itself to the well-informed,
to do pleasantly and effectually what
was formerly done in the crudest man- j
ner and disagreeably as well. Tocleanse1
the system and break up colds, head-'
aches and fevers without unpleasant
after affects, use the drfightful liquid .
laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Hard work is only hard to those who put
no heart In it.
The man who will deliberately tell a lie
will live one.
Anyone would be justified in recommend*
ing Beecham's Bills for all affections of the
liver and other vital organs.
Riches exclude only one inconvenience,
and that is poverty.
No wound can be so deep as the one in
flicted by a friend.
“ liana on'* M*(li Cura* Male*."
Wsrrnnteil locursor money rufumlsd. Ask your
drussist for II. Prlco ID cents.
Don't permit evil habits to get a bold on
you. _
Go South Via tli* Wabash.
Tourists' tickets now on sale to all points.
Homeseekers' tickets at half fare on ex
cursion dates, April 10th and MayHth. For.
rates or folders giving full description of,
lands, climate, dec., call at Wabash Ticket
office, No. lfiOB Farnam Htreet, or write
Geo. N. Clayton, N. W. P. Agt,,
Omaha, Neb.
, “COLCHESTER"
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tecting the boot In dig
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ASK YOUR DEALER
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end don't be put off
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‘ i w.'th i;t+i« nain, was stronger In one hour than in
h of 1
the ordeal with little
a week after the birt
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► —J. J. McGqldrick, Bean Station, Tenn.
“ Mothers’ Friend " robbed pain of its terror and shortened labor.
1 have the healthiest child I ever saw.—Mrs. L, M. Ahern, Cochran, Ga.
Sentby express, charges prepaid, on receipt of price, fi.co per bottle. ’
Book “To Mothers” mailed free. 4 I
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:!
OMAHA TELEGRAPH SCHOOL.
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k lines for ladies and gen.
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THE CHEAT SALE OF
TROTTING BRED HORSES,
At Union Stock Vnrd. Horso Market.
SOUTH OMAHA, NEB.,
MARCH 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 1894.
970 b*a<1 of. tta« *“"* Standard Brsd Horses c?er.
AiVoffarvd In Uw w«ti. Now Is tbs How 10 bur.
™>*IOdus 10 W. N. Bat cock (icn'l Mar.,
r. k. Bbort, Manager, South Omaha, Neb.
■arefssiel wh»« all kmiiim (all, s..idf*fse>n*
S)F Uncoi l
al . . SVIsuafta-i
S**!"**1 *rh** *» riRWllM (all. S.ldgAgg
A’wo,R.Y. Write ferboek uf |in»r»f KEg
TSUI end PAD! prevents sore
MOL Nt *>■<**• Ask your harness dealer for
mvbiitk them. H.W. loops*.Mfr , Moline,111
$3 PANTS
to ord*r. 8am;
blanks free. A|
Littleton, 81& ji
'es and is^i'ors
>nts want id. Kd
Dos Moines, la.
KSCS C'JRt r 0 P
Cnasnmptlves and people
who have weak lungs or Asth
ma, should use Piso s Core for
Consumption. It has eared
thoneands. it hns not injur
ed one. It is l ot bad to taka
It Is the bet: cough syrup
Sold <»Ter»-wher*. 3^«(
cousuMWiofr:
SV. S. « Omaha—11. 1*94.
When Auimeriug A«.vertUemenU Kiudly
Meutiuu this Paper.