' Where They Qo> I The latest Addition to Americana •broad is the smart saying of a New York g-irl to an Englishman who took ber into dinner. “I some times wonder _ hat becomes of all the peaches in Tour country,” be said. “Oh, we eaV what we can, and can what we can’t,” j answered the ready tongued maid.— ! j;e\v York Sun. jlen and Officers of the police force, who •re exposed day and night to all sorts of * Mtber. should keep Salvation Oil, the in fallible cure for rheumatism and neuralgia, at their homes. They cannot afford to be without it. -•> cts._ • A desire to resist oppression is implanted in the nature of man. _ Speak but little and well if yon would he esteemed a man of merit. More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of._ Men of all professions and trades, minis ters. lawyers,, merchants and mechanics unite in indorsing Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup, the old reliable cure for all bronchial and pulmonary troubles as the best household •.merle in the market. Style Crate. Mrs. Squills—Isn’t 940 a pretty large bill for the two or three visits yon made Mr. Bilby? Dr. Squills—No; its just right for Bilby. I told him he bad the grip— which he had. He insisted it was ‘‘la grippe.” This hill of 940 will cure him entirely of the ‘‘la grippe” habit—Chi cago Tribune. Asthma Cored By Schlffmenn’s Asthma Cure. No watting tor results. Its action Is immediate, direct tod certain. A single trial convinces the most skeptical. Price 60cents and II, of dru/glsts or by mail. Trial package free by mail. Send your address to Dr. B. Schmmann, St. Paul, Mien. •_ Too Much. “Father,” asked little Tommy as he climbed his father’s knee, “did you ever see an echo?” “Why, no, my son,” replied the par ent “Weil, Willie said his sister went to see one and it returned her call. ” And the strong man bowed his head to hide his emotion.—Life._ It Pays. It pays to read the papers, especially your own family paper, ror often in this way good business opportunities are brought to your attention. For instance, B. F. John son & Co., of Richmond, Va., are now ad vertising, offering paying positions to par ties who engage with them, devoting aU or wy part of their time to their business in terests. It might pay yon to write to them. Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love. THREE LETTERS to remember—P. P. P. They’ll help to remind yon of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets —and those are the things to keep in mind whenever your liver, your stom ach, or your bowels are out of order. If you’re troubled with costiveness, wind and pain in the stom ach, giddiness or dis turbed sleep, you’ll find these little Pellets just what you want—tiny in size, sugar-coated, pleasant to take ana pleasant in the way they act. They tone up and strengthen the lining membranes of the stomach and bow els, and do permanent good. To prevent, relieve, and cure Biliousness, Dizziness, Constipation, Sour Stomach, Sick or Bilious Headaches, and Indigestion, take Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. If they’re not satis factory, in every way and in every case, you have your money back. The “old reliable”—Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy has been sold for thirty years., W— cored thousands, unit cure you. In the first year in which the Aermotor Co. did galvanizing it upended 940,000 in thia work, and did not furnish gal van ned goods for the entire year either. Ho extra charge wa a»de for the good* into which this enormous sum was put. Are you curious to know why thie lavish expenditure was nude? Are you curious to know how the Aermotor Co. came to make bed-rock, hard-times prices long before hard timea aet in ? The explanation is this: The Aermotor Co. foresaw that some thing better than painting was reggiired and foresaw that bard times were coming. THE AKHMofmt CO. FORESEES. IT 10018 A HE AS. IT ANTICIPATES, IT KNOWS WHAtIs COEIKO. 1T KSIOWS WIIAT SHOTLO BE iOMNG, IT UOWB IN ADVANCE WHAT IT SHOrLlI 1)0. Because of this it baa an • enormous factory, and turns out «n enormous quantity of goods, and mood goods. The other fellow is a used-to-be, has been, or might have been, had he known, but ho didn't know. It ia all in the past. His hue lows is in the gone by. Ours is in the present, the future. kiiAn .. Iahh j .v.. .iki.ni.nl “It i net. H.s eonsoiation is found in the darkey's statement. "It a bet ter to be a lias-been than a nebber was." After we have done »nd are doing a thing and it ia known to be the only thing to «o, certain little piping voices are heard saying. “We can do it if you will pay us enough money to do it.” ... We made the Steel Windmill businesa, made the model to which the best of our imitators can only hope to remotely ap proach and in their endeavor to approach it are still weakly ex perimenting at the expense of the user But to return to our enormous outlay for galvanising. Why did we do it? The -— WK BUILD THE BEST WE KNOW, KEGARD «uon is this. ___ ™ OH COST, and we believe we know better than anybody, we know that Ihla metal, exposed la Ihe air, will aet laet ■slew gaUaatsed, but if properly galvanized, will last scores of years. Barbed wire galvanized will last 20 years, and be prac . -- galvanized will last 20 years, . heally as good as new. Hew long does it last painted ? But toe barbed wire is an eighth of an inch thick, while some ox tke steel used in the vanes of windmills is fronts thirty •econd to a sixty-fourth of an inch thick, and therefore would ‘Mt only from a fourth to an eighth as long as the barbed wire, (11 ft U 1_ L .... ■ a ... ___. .....l . Ik. .kui other things being equal, but they are not equal; the sheet octal has holes punened through it and is riveted to thicker Ilia iiia,. ” •ndrnore rigid pieces. . , The vibration of the thin parts at once cracks the paint wound the rivets, and water at once gets in and rust quickly eats . Of the thin parts. Some have used galvanized metal and put b,ach rivets. This of course is not so good as painting since tae c it edge of the galvanized metal is exposed and is in no way protected WE ItriLIl FOR THE \ 4018. WeMsUi’litl1 ?•“ * Poor Deleted wheel, mmr ewe xk made ef metal gelvaw* Js*d before bring pnt towel her >G£MV If weuld »ey »• doable price for It. We *» »114 t*1* h*,t *e know, and know- X. I— the! such Wags are praet- jafsLleally •orihJrra, we , have nothing M« with o'' Am~ *n#*i <, *7*“* and N ■Vr*,, OMrf i ''»**“»*««* IN "W *i,tcm and aluminum aJiJ'S1 until it __. fro,? “* *** "•*«* »• «'Ul MNttf eeery «w, rramiy, n «*>>* ami hm/m , OWN*-#, *>•>* OHd 2 ^ which, after standing for a tune form*, Sr it j! i * chemical combination or.alloy which .cannot be practically indestructible Trii,tJ*b advertisement in thto teries will ehow a 4-Whedl Steel ; s» ,5 H* lbs., which will .carry 2 tone, andarf which . ■ “W OflO in *]._ t_._ ._ 1, ulll k> fmmri 5d«£5QOJa U‘» Aermotor fistcrf. * -will be found aimoet thi. ^rn‘‘b,# on “*y ***** °* ** *»> eeardbauee. For 2 coots* of t«u.!n'*r,'Mment> which i» *• dtathe series. and |3.Wcaeh. ‘mmediately after t »u win iu I i P^”‘hle wa will make , Fitlye*iA»®riIK>fcor ®°* proposes to distribute ef ', for th« best asaaya wriUen l*y the wiV-- - 4*WMv o«^or n*** at a windmill, answer** the ancation. «o " ‘ ,8,i°CL» I USB AW ABRBOTOB lM fee eosdit.one of ticuUrVV0" *n,, ‘mounts and rumbere of gram eeod for par* Frln? t0 tl,B Aarmotor Co., Chicago, or to iu braacbes. •! *•» nmjCity, Lincoln, Neh., Sious Cilj, Iowa. Mm % • ® P»rk Place. New York Cit». Aermotor^ Cottni?/ *nd G#4r*d •»«>• price, AH Steel, all Oaleatwted-After an» *|h*rel free on care at Chicago and dipped te h,rB‘ *t,fee following pricee: ' ^ . __ *-tt. tan. 12^t. eno. i e-tt. e i2B. IIPMQim|r*BK W.MOHBIS, IlCleOlvIl Waablnelon, p.C, lt^M^,2£f2VWS5?^lPu,r,2S: ■ 3jr»iula«t «H) lg»r\)iMlU‘Sltr^fUJm‘i Aiucft GOOD ROAD PROBLEM. A MATTER THAT IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. How tho-Condltlon of the Country Road* Affect the Prosperity or tho Farming Community—The Chief Hurden of the Fanner*' Talk—How ltoade Affect School Attendance. -uu. ,'Duiaing, state Lecturer of farmers' Union League, New York State. Successful farming depends more upon good roads than is generally sup posed. The balance , between the cost of production and the market values of his farm products is the margin of profit to the farmer. To increase this profit, then, it is necessary either to lower the cost of production or raise the market value. It does not lie in the power of the farmer to raise the market value; he must therefore depend upon the de creased cost of production for his in creased profits. In this lies the farm er’s success or failure. Why does not farming pay as it should? is a question often asked, and may be answered as resulting mainly from two causes: First, a want of just legislation; second, a want of skill on the part of the farmer himself. The farmer is slow to perceive the in fluence which the condition of the high ways has upon his individual prosper ity. As he rides and drives over them he is heard to heap violent abuse upon their terrible condition, but he never weighs in his mind the effect they have upon the success of his business. He doesn’t enjoy the ruts and hollows, mud sinks and sloughs, but he only thinks of them as affecting his happiness and is too apt to regard a smooth, well kept road as an extravagance which only the rich can afford. A little careful thought, however, upon the subject, will clearly show him that good roads are a benefit to him financially, and must increase the profits of the farm and thereby add to the actual value of his holdings. Most farmers ship their produce in the fall and spring. After the expense of har vesting the farmer is usually “short.” He needs money to pay off his extra help and to meet his coming tax, and, worse than all, money for interest on his ever abiding mortgage. All these demands come in the fall, when the roads are bad. But he cannot delay— the money must be ready at any sacri fice. The roads are hardly passable and he must therefore content himself with small loads, slow transit, extra teams and help. All this means great additional expense, and an increased cost of production, which in many in stances reduces his margin of profit to almost nothing. In the spring the same thing must be repeated. He has a small surplus after wintering his Btock, which must be sent to market before the spring work begins. An other siege of mud at another extra cost It is an old saying that “it is the last straw that breaks the camel’s back,” and these miserable roads often become the fatal straw that breaks the farmer's back. Between unjust taxa tion, exorbitant freight rates, poor farming and impassable roads, the un fortunate farmer often sinks into irre trievable bankruptcy. To illustrate more fully this cost of poor roads to the farmer we will sup pose that he is in possession of a fqrin of one hundred and twenty acres lo cated at least three miles from the mar ket. On a good road he can draw four loads of one ton and a half each, or six tons to market dailv. On the average poor road he can draw but two loads and only a little more than half the weight for each load, or only two tons per day. It would then require three teams and three men to do the same amount of hauling on the poor road that one man and one team could do on *the good road. A farmer should ship from a farm of one hundred and twenty acres under a good state of cultivation, at least one hundred and fifty tons an nually. To haul this produce from the farm to market on a good road would require, at six tons a day, twenty-five days. Allowing three dollars a day for the team and man the cost of this trans portation would be seventy-five dollars. Upon an average poor road it would take seventy-five days for one team and a man to haul this produce, which at three dollars a day would amount to two hundred and twenty-five dollars. It would, then, cost one hundred and fifty dollars more to carry the annual products of this farm over a poor road than over a good read. Here is where the money goes. The good road, there fore, saves the farmer just that amount, which would pay the interest on an in debtedness of over three thousand dol lars (83,000) at five per cent: or in other words it would add $3,000 to the value of his farm. Poor roads, then.-are in strumental in decreasing the farmer’s profits. This amount is an actual loss, which should be guarded against, and which can be prevented by a proper consideration of the needs of the high The social effect of good roads upon country life cannot be over-estimated. The improvement of our highways would do away with much of the diffi culty of visiting in our rural districts. Bad roads often render social inter course almost impossible. The evening is dark, there are no side paths or lamp posts along the way, the roads are almost impassable with mud or drifted show, and as the family look out to ward the light in the window of their neighbor's house, the gush of social life that a moment before was moving in full tide is now checked by these many difficulties. Life in the country, otherwise full of hapiness, now sinks into a tame existence, all for the want of a pleasant highway connecting the homes of adjoining neighbors. There can be no doubt that poor roads hawe m*eh to do with the small attendance at our public schools. The country boy and girl obtain the greater part of their education in early life. After the age of fifteen the children are busily engaged in the care of the farm or dairy. During the late iall -and winter when the work on the farm is at a standstill, there is an opportu nity given for school attendance. But this is at the time when our highways are at their worst and the two or three miles between the farm and school house are traveled with the greatest difficulty. Were our highways } in a proper condition the number of davs of school attendance by these children would be more than doubled, . and the preliminary education of the I farmers' sons and daughters would be i made to equal that of their city cous ins, and a good common school educa- 1 tlon might be obtained where now even an ordinary intelligence is lacking. Church attendance would also be greatly increased if our roads were nniformally good. During half the year the pleasure of church attendance is denied because of almost impossible highways. The Sabbath in the couu-. try becomes, therefore, a day of lan guor, devoid of religious thought, with no care for religious teaching, instead of a day devoted to moral development and Christian attainments Open up the avenues of intercourse with schools, churches and society by improved roads and increased facilities for contact with our fellow men, and country life, otherwise beautiful and attractive, would become, indeed, what it should be, an approach to our origin al Eden.. MEN AND WOMEN A French epigram declare* that a woman is not old so long as she can Inspire love. A popular prlma donna says she helps to keep her voice fresh by mak ing it a rule uever to sing to her friends "Trust In Ood and defend thyself bravely” is the motto on a sword pre sented by the German emperor to his 10-year-old son. A collarette that is coming forward Is a three-quarter circle, shaped to fit smoothly around the shoulders, and folded to points in front. It is effec tive in the stiff lineu and heavy cot ton goods , The state attire of the king of Slam is worth over 91,000,000. He has 300 wives and eighty-seven children and a good deal more than a peck of trouble. He is forty years of age and was a father at twelve. The following official announcement has appeared in London papers: "The partnership between Caroline Duchess of Montrose, and Mr. H. Milner in all the horses having been entered or run in the name of the latter has termi nated.” The process of carbonizing wool is one to which special attention has been given in Germany, and latterly the agency of magnesium chloride and aluminum chloride in connection with this has been a matter of interesting investigation. Admiral Dot, the little man who de lighted thousands of folks for twenty three years, has gone out of the show business and is acting as advertising manager for a large mercantile firm. About a year ago Admiral Dot was married to a woman as small as him self. IN SMALL INSTALLMENTS. What is said to be the first crema tory in New England is being built near West Koxbury, Masa Australia's summer is said to be so hot that matchesaccidentally.dropped on the ground often become ignited. A tract of 250,000 acres has been purchased by Chinese capitalists in the state of Sinaloa, Mex, and it is proposed to settle 5,000 celestials on the land. The custom of speaking of the president as "his excellency” is un warranted. No such formal title was ever given him by legislative action. His legal title is “The President of the United States.” Atlanta Ga., was until forty-six years ago known as Marthasville, and the city was incorporated under that name. It was given in honor of Miss Martha A tlanta Lumpkin, the youngest daughter of Governor Lumpkin. Christiana church, in Newcastle county, Del., excels in the average length of pastorates. Its latest pas tor has just resigned, after a service of forty years, and the church in its whole 190 years has had but six pas tors. Mrs. II. R. Phillips of Salem, Mass., who has just recovered from an at tack of peritonitis, during which she was twice regarded os dead, avers that she died and got a glimpse of heaven, but had to come back for a time. A camel has twice the carrying power of an ox. With an ordinary load of 400 pounds he can travel twelve or fourteen days without water, going forty miles a day. They are fit to work at five years old, but their strength begins to decline at twenty-five, although they usually live to forty. The Tartars have herds of these animals, often 1,000 belong ing to one family. SAID IN JEST, A school teacher asked an Irish boy to describe an island: “Sure, ma’am,” said Pat, “it is a place you can’t leave without a boat. Miss Edith, at the dog show—Papa is here somewhere. Jack, slightly deaf and misunderstanding—Ah? What are his chances for a prize? “I know that you are good-natured. Wig, but what would you say if your wife gave you mutton for dinner three days in succession?” Wig-wag—Bah-h! Two girls of seven and eight, are playing together. “And your papa, what does he do?” asked one of them. “Whatever mamma says.” Mamma—Now, Teddy, we must all try and give up something while times are so hard. Teddy—I’m willing. Mamma—What will it be, dear? Teddy —Soap. “Go away, you little beast," said Ethel, pushing Fido from her lap. “What's the matter? Did he bite you?” asked Maude. “No. He’S gone out of fashion.” Tourist, in Oklahoma—Your fellow townsman, Judge Begad, is a self made man, is he not? Alkalyke— Wa’al not wholly; ? put a head on him the other day myself. “What’s the matter, Brushe? You look sad.” “I am sad, I decorated a set of soup plates for Mra Boodell, and what do you suppose she does with them?” “Give it up. What?” “Uses ’em for soup.” . Logical. A member of a well known club in London loot hla umbrella in the elub and wag resolved to draw attention to the circnrastopce. lie caused, the fol lowing notice to bo put up in the en trance hall: "The nobleman who took away an umbrella not his own on such a date is requested to return it." The committee took umbrage at this statement.and summoned the member who had composed it before them. "Why, sir," they said, "should you have supposed that a nobleman had taken your umbrella?” "Well,” he replied, "the first article in the club rules says that 'this club is to be composed of noblemen and gen tlemen,' and since the person who stole my umbrella could not have been a gen tleman he must have been a noble man. "—Argonaut A Great Sian. "Is Dr. Bones, the great specialist, stopping here?" asked the reporter. "De only specialist 1 knows anyt’ing about is Jimmy Muggins,” answered the bellboy. "He's wid de ’Tin Hoodoo company an’ hla specialty is de flipflap song an' dance. An’ say, he's great! ” Haunted I A haunted house In these practical and unromanttr days Is something of a rarity, but an Individual haunted with the idea that his ailment Is Incurable Is u personage frequently met with. Disbelief In the abil ity of medicine to cure Is only a mild form of monomania, althouge in some cases re peated failures to obtain relief from many different sources would utmost seem to Just ify the doubt. Hostetler's Stomach llltters lias demonstrated Its ability to overcome dy-pepslu, constipation, liver und kidney trouble, malarial complaints and nerv ousness, and Its recorded achievements In the curative line ought at leasi to warrant Its trial by any one troubled with either of the ub ,ve ailments, even although Ills pre vious efforts to obtain remedial aid have been fruitless. Used with persistence, the Hitlers will conquer the most obstinate cases. His Training, Puck: Jinks:—“What made Knifcly such a skinflint in his old age?” Filkins—“Well, he began life as a policeman—there he learned not to pay for his drinks; he then became an as semblyman—that taught him not to pay fare, and when he finally became a millionaire he learned not to pay his taxes. There wasn't much left but the debt of nature.” IIow’s This! We offer One Hundred Dollars reward tor ‘any ease of Catarrh that cauuot be eured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transac tions and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their firm. Wbst 1 Thuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.: Waldiko, Kin nan A Mahvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, not lng directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Fries 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. As It Struck Bessie. “I had to come back, mamma,” said Bessie, who had made a most heroic ef fort to give her doll a sleigh ride in the back yard while the blizzard was on. "The wind blowd all the air nway so I couldn’t breathe!”—Chicago Tribune. Medical writers claim that the successful remedy for nasal catarrh must be non-irri tating, easy of application, and one that will reach the remote sores and ulcerated surfaces. The history of the efforts to treat catarrh is proof positive that only one remedy has completely met these condi tions, and that is Ely's Cream Balm. This safe and pleasant remedy has mastered catarrh as nothing else has ever done, and both physicians and patieilts freely con cede this fact. Every generation of man is a laborer for that which succeeds it. . JERCSALKM AKTICHOKK8! 1103 BUSHELS PER ACRE. John Weiss reports to us a yield of 1103 bushels of artichokes per acre. It’s positively the greatest food to keep hogs healthy and fat in the world! We have a few hundred bushels for sale. Price, ode bu. sack, $1; one bbl., $2.65; twobbls.,$5. Plant two bbls. per acre. Can plant untilMay 1st To Those Catting This Oat and Bending remittance with the order for artichokes, we will give free: One pint to each one bushel, and one quart to each one bbl. order, of Giant White Dent corn, growing over one foot long. Send S cents postage for seed catalogue containing full culture directions of artichokes to John A. Sai.zer Seed Company, w La Crosse, Wis The devil has both arms about the mod erate drinker. Highest of all in leavening strength.—Li tut U. S. Got. Food Report. ABSOLUTELY PURE Economy requires that in every receipt calling ' , for baking powder the Royal shall be used. It ' will go further and make the food lighter, sweeter, of finer flavor, more digestible and wholesome. ' ^ ' • ' ■ ; V r > .‘i ROYAL BAKINO ROWDCR CO., 108 WALL 8T., NKW YORK. ; A Startling Argument. Sometimes when sober facts fall to convince a jury, a bit of good-natured wit thrown into the argument will turn | the tabiea Whether or not it won the case in the following instance is not re lated. Who can doubt, however, that it had its effect. In the course of the trial of a lawsuit against a horse railway in New York, the leading counsel for the losing side, a robust and witty Irishman, endeav ored to work on the sympathies of the jury by calling attention to the ease with which corporations obtained fran chises from an alleged corrupt legisla ture. “Whoy, gintlemin nv the joory,” he said impressively, “in these days, ony man can get a franchise to run a harse railway onypheres. indade, gintlemin, it would not surphrise me to hear at ony toime that me learned frind, the counsel for the opposition, had got a franchise to run a harse railway down me spolne, wid the privilege of using me ribs for switches."_ A slight cold, if neglected, often at tacks the lungs. Brown’s Broncbiai. Troohrs give sure and immediate relief. So Id only bargains of dealers who push our shoes. NIGHT AND DAY. Holds tbs worst rap ture with earn under all circumstances- Perfect Adjustment. Comfort and Cure New patented Improvements. ilia* trated catalogue rules for self-. WORN ment sent securely sealed. O. V HOC AN Mnj. 00, Hi Brad »s». tww Tati CUT THE CHEAT SALE OF TROTTING BRED HORSES, At Union Stock Vnrd. Horso Market. SOUTH OMAHA, NEB., MARCH 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 1894. 970 b*a<1 of. tta« *“"* Standard Brsd Horses c?er. AiVoffarvd In Uw w«ti. Now Is tbs How 10 bur. ™>*IOdus 10 W. N. Bat cock (icn'l Mar., r. k. Bbort, Manager, South Omaha, Neb. ■arefssiel wh»« all kmiiim (all, s..idf*fse>n* S)F Uncoi l al . . SVIsuafta-i S**!"**1 *rh** *» riRWllM (all. S.ldgAgg A’wo,R.Y. Write ferboek uf |in»r»f KEg TSUI end PAD! prevents sore MOL Nt *>■<**• Ask your harness dealer for mvbiitk them. H.W. loops*.Mfr , Moline,111 $3 PANTS to ord*r. 8am; blanks free. A| Littleton, 81& ji 'es and is^i'ors >nts want id. Kd Dos Moines, la. KSCS C'JRt r 0 P Cnasnmptlves and people who have weak lungs or Asth ma, should use Piso s Core for Consumption. It has eared thoneands. it hns not injur ed one. It is l ot bad to taka It Is the bet: cough syrup Sold <»Ter»-wher*. 3^«( cousuMWiofr: SV. S. « Omaha—11. 1*94. When Auimeriug A«.vertUemenU Kiudly Meutiuu this Paper.