Nebraska Newspapers

    fir western Editor.
«inniin' cm the editor* I see.
fM“r“fj,Viu way back yonder on a sort
fellers, wearin' hllfslutln
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I * 0
well
■■'fweiwxl likin’ fur as manly besnty
• toi
I' 'jfd myself contrastin' their oendttion
r 11'^frontier sentiment In s^rt o’
I bow ,”r
Kicker bpand* who§e bralny
v Wj°,iS!al sli-sbeoter robs the courts
I libel suits.
I fast opinion architects here nothin*
hut
'ri**.'think,»'>',hl,k w,lte ,bout
I But in
titu« afs new:
free an' easy west,
sorest the
I .'i?? Jdltetial work Is done outside o’
I 5J8 i)U‘* w
I n, rfltoth coroner an' Jestloeo*the grace,
I Kkw cut irsal papers from a last will to
flrhts of his town, the two
r feur-legsod 8or*i.
I j as’ dual referoe In all degrees o’
* * spurt.
I flu8"
,.j lookout fur a faro game, an' of n takes B
trit'k,
IA practicin'«' medicine w’en anyhody'ssioV:
I j; plays n nervy puker game (assisted by his
the people In their Joys, an’
U Vi eves with them as grieve.
H( tilt''s makes the speeches on the Fo th day
I in' nlii'B "the parson’s band when thar's a
r nuptial knot to tie:
I in'now an’ thi n contracts to do some prao
ticis'atlaw _
tt’en either party wants a man at slings a
hefty Jaw.
fllssnnrtura table alters sets a-facln’ to the
josyi'ru ix angry citizen comee smellln' arter
He an’t 'pct ne advantage an’kin seldom git
On the publisher, aa’ editor, an* owner o the
He wears his britches In his boots an’ never
cotubs Ui* hair
Except fur holiday or extra blgr affair;
in' thinks u sfcaraiiy collar la a mark o’ serv
Ao' reariii’ socks excusable in nothin* but a
dude.
He's prominent at lynohln’s, oalls the Aggers
at n danen, „
Works a mfwin speculation every time he
gets a ehanoe,
leeps a pair •* ruanln* bosses fur the terrl
torial fair. . . , ... « ,
An' never shirks at meetin when he’s asked
to lead lu pruyer.
Bo I find myself oou trustin’ hla 00edition with
the mew
Who preach out to the nation with a stubby
pin tod pen:
An' lie M>etaa to be more usefuller, a dogona
tion sight.
Than them at don’t do nothin* top o’ God’s
green earth hub write.
►Papt. Jack Crawford, *‘tbe Poet Scout,” in
BL Paul Pioneer Press._
LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
Poor Jack Somester bad been dead
idav. From going in to look at him.
with his bands folded upon his breast,
after the. plaintive manner of the dead,
we sat down in the one other room of
the cabin and began to talk of similar
scenes and similar experiences. For
my own part I felt bad. for I had set
the blast which knocked poor Jack out,
and, though I was not to blame any
more than a babe, I wished that some
other hand than mini had been the in
noceut instrument of his undoing.
There were Whistling Bill, Harry
Handsome, Maj. Tokay, and myself.
Each man told his pathetic story of
some sad happening in the mines.
"Gentlemen,” said the major, “the
dead man in there was ray friend. We
all saw him pass over the"river and we
all took his last message to his old
mother back in the states. The man of
ns who gets there first delivers it.
Bnt, talking »f sad deaths. I hope I do
not profane Jack's dumb clay when I
assert that the saddest death I ever
witnessed was that of a baboon.”
"A baboon!” exclaimed everybody
together.
‘ Yes," answered the major, “an
African baboon.”
Maj. Tekay was the oldest man
amongus. lie was an Englishman of
the right sort. He had been an officer
in the British army. When our war
broke out in 1881 be came across the
water, joined a New_ York regiment,
and fought his way tip from the ranks
to the grade and title by which we
knew him. He had been all over the
world several times and was a gen
erous aud tenderhearted man. He was
I? as ‘my Englishman—and all
English blood is bravo.
oan^ Simpson aud I went to Zanzi
ar iu 69. We crossed over to Bogo
struck out for the interior,
“ the intention of shooting big
eatvie. 1 promised Sam’s sister, Tillio
impson, that we would bring her
“• a lion’s hide for a rug for her
m- b°we were after no less spoil
_ j. k‘ng of beasts. Poor Sam
... i , °"'ned in crossing one of those
ulent streams of which the dark
huminelilt 13 This happened a
"mary miles from anywhere,
bnrio ,ln„len*r. among the niggers. I
ro„p,f &>">, ant*er a spreading palm,
onto i •t l" *ar£est stone I could find
ofohu,t-rave- iin<*’ fashioning a kind
I on-.6 i°ut a heavy knife I carried.
| . _j „U14W , Vt»»»»WM,
S„Cn;‘r'-' “rude inscription upon it.
■aies Guil listens to a siuuor, so
*11 the best I coiild toward sending
Loolfin1)1 a- er for poor Sam’s soul.
Sliph., f S!UV a n“tive woman.
Will .! 'i*1-' haboon iu her hands.
tliino?i„Ut|,e leve There was some
touch 10 ?8 of thilt baboon that
1’niafn .‘"y,heart- Now don’t think
woman i,,.i ,11i,.looke<i '‘ke Sam. The
•avth it r , Va! out 10 mo- ns >f to
hiin r * c.°"hl bavo him if I wanted
the lim st!vtcl*ed out my hands and
thorn sBC-fbu^' .baboon sprang into
Ihe fi, tlf,i^B "'sited to belong to me.
hairv n* 1 nn" he did was to put his
his ‘f3 ,at’<’luul my neuk aud lay
Oentiem‘Jn “Sainst mv cheek,
tnv tinw. t' have been affected iu
I was ti >Ut uT,vor before nor since as
tight ' ,hUn- The '"»™ I wept the
- - lhe creature clung,
got b
MI ,o£ that couutry as soon
The linn ’ taklng the baboou with me.
‘ Tillio c‘-ose kiJe 1 was to take back
kitnpsou is still wearing *
Onderi'n^lnf .e® tke hair among til
«p Ifou h,i, !ln the jungles—fori gav
Dtoyo ,f, !l1"” aud arrived at Bog(
"""'chinir''1 r>ma?y days of wearin
have si,,.?,'i tje1ntlomen, inanv of vo
tain-side. 0,18 y times on these mom
**gan tn ?nt y8u can imagine how
living, ti,; °Ve that baboou. the onl
•"akes arouml me except tit
,lePt lie curl T* ** heasts. When w
Ind in ti.I e<* UP “gainst my breasi
by hj3 8 morning he awakened in
<WU 1,'“^*, way 8f jumuing u
(°eeka win.Bi!i 7Tand hy tapping m
ebiid'j a, „ his little hauds, as like
back £ you eTer *aw. When
to Zanzibar with uij baboon
but not Sam, a man I knew said to
me: H
" katfc you done with your
mate?’ 'p
“The baboon was afraid of this man.
Ho wound his little arms around my
neck tight and laid his hairy head
against iny cheek. For all 1 could do
I couldn’t keep the tears back, so I
said:
•• -This is all the mate I hare. I
shall call him Sam. after my dead
friend, who.is lying under a spreading
pal m, 100 miles inland among the nig*
“The man laughed, as if I were de
grading poor Sam by naming a baboon
after him. But I had ne such thought.
I loved Sara, aud the way this creature
had come to me at his very grave, as if
his spirit was in its body and was try
ing to speak, made me think I was
right. I think so yet, after a lapse of
more than twenty years.
“As I neared, England Sam, the ba
boon, clung to me closer still. A good
many people on shipboard would nave
liked to pet him, but he wouldn’t have
it. He would come to nobody but me;
and as the northern breezes began to
strike him he clung closer than ever,
and shivered with the cold. I showed
him to Tillio Simpson in her English
home and told her all. But she didn’t
like the idea of my calling the baboo*
by her brother’s name. That made no
difference to me, for his memory was
as closely conuected with my little
companion as his own whitey-browa
fuzz.
••One day,” the major's voice dropped
a little, “1 came home to my lodgings
in the London suburbs, and Sam lay in
his little box. He did not Jump up into
my arms and lay his head against my
face, as was his habit whenever he saw
me. His eyes were bloodshot and he was
hot all over. He was ill. The first
thing I thought of was that he would
soon be with poor Simpson in the
other world. I never saw the treasure
that I would not have given as free as
water to have saved the life of that in
nocent and affectionate creature, ba
boon as he was. No father ever hoped
against hope when he saw his baby
slowly approaching the boundaries ol
another world more than I did then.
Sam Simpson's spirit seemed to say *1
am going to leave you, Toke’—the
name he always called me by. I
prayed over that dumb brute as I
prayed at poor Sam’s grave.
••The cold winds and fogs of Lon
don were too much for my baboon. It
there was ever a case of pneumonia he
had it. Hu would press bis little hands
against his breast and sides and look
at me ns if to say ‘Such a pain here.’
The fourth day. as I was kueeling by
his box, he roused himself from the
stupor in which be had lain for a day
and a half, looked up at me, and tried
to smile. As God is my witness, he
tried to smile. Then he moved and
drew his little form toward me. I did
not stir. Then, if ever a baboon kissed
a man’s hand, be kissed mine. Then
he lay over on bis side and closed his
eyes, looking upon my face to the last.
He was dead.
“Gentlemen, that poor baboon died
like a human being. I have seen many
a one go over, bdfore and since, on the
battle field, iu tbe hospital, in tho jun
gles ef Africa—where not? There was
no difference. Ho died as a tired
child goes to sleep, kissing the white
hand of its mamma. The tears rained
down my face. • I felt”—here there
was a click in the major's voice—“as il
I had lost a child of my own. You
may smile if you like, but I wept like
a woman."
But nobody smiled, or thought of it.
“I don't blame you, myself, major,”
said Whistling Bill, soppiug out bis
eyes with a towel.
“Nor I,” added Harry Handsome
and I together.
“Yes,” said the major, “that poor
dumb brute of a baboon died like ■
human being.”—Chicago Times.
Occupation In Heaven.
A little Vermont friend, aged 4, stood
by the window as the family physician
drove by with a smile and a bow for
his little favorite. A moment later
she turned from the window with a
sigh and said: “Mamma, isn’t it too
bad that Dr. Blank can't go to heaven?”
“Why, Jessie!” said mamma in sur
prise.” “What makes you think he
can’t go to heaven?" “Why, of course
he won’t go,” said Jessie. “There’s
nobody sick there, and they won’t need
any doctors."
Little Jessie’s original idoa was told
to the clergyman, who called a day
or two later,‘who said that ho should
consider that “a knock-down argu
ment" against the theory that we aro to
continue our present occupation in
the future life. A popular physician,
on hearing the above, said that he did
not see why the doctors had not as
good a chance as the ministers, for
surely there would be no souls to save
in the hotter land.—Rochester Free
Frees.
Smoke Blossoms.
‘•Did you ever see a smoke blossom?”
asked an old smokec. “Well, the way
I to make them is this: Blow a ring in
i a still atmosphere and then watch it.
| The smoko making the ring revolves
I toward the center as you look toward
I it. While it is floating away a part Of
! the ring shooLs slowly away from the
| rest, forming a loop. When the two
I sides of this loop come almost together
: the loop seems to burst at its apes and
; a lily-shaped blossom appears there.
• Sometimes this blossom wilt break up
iulo smaller loops and they will pro
duce smaller smoke blossoms, as did
the larger one. I can’t account for it,
hot a smoke ring invariably hears
these queer blossoms.” — A'tw York
Sun. _•_
Anil He Deserved It.
Ho had been talking with St. Peter
and was sent down to the other gate,
I where he was warmly welcomed.
| "Why nre you here?” asked the
fallen angel who stood guard.
"I don’t know,” he replied. “I
never did any wrong. I never said an
unkind word about a person in my
life."
Then the angel smiled. “That’s
all right,” he said; "come in. You
will find the eage for the hypocrites
at the end of the lower corridor
next to the furnace.”—N. Y. Recorder^
FOOD ADULTERATIONS.
Thirty-Two Far Gant af Common Artlelaa
Impure.
In a list of twenty of the most com
mon articles of food in ntt in every
family the state board of health finds
that there Is 32 per cent of adulteration,
lays the Boston Herald.
This exhibit would bo most alarming
If the list included all that was used iu
the household economy for the supply
of the tabijto for adults and children.
Fortunately, however, there are cer
tain staple products, such as sugar,
flour, and-other cereal produots, which
are rarely adulterated, and therefore
need little Inspection.
The May report of the board, which
has just been issued, shows an examin
ation of 434 specimens, gathered at
random, and subjected to analytical
examination. Of these, 295 were
found to be of good quality, while 139
were adulterated, varying from the
legal standard.
The most alarming exhibit reported
from the examinations was in tho mat
ter of canned goods, where only one
seveuth of all the specimens were fouud
to be of such quality as to warrant the
seal of approval.
Milk is a fbod for children and inva
lids particularly, as well as a delightful
article of consumption for adults.
More coses 'charging violation of the
law in regard to the adulteration of
milk ore brought before the courts
than in regard to any other article of
food. This is because its purity is so
important in every household of the
rich and poor. Convictious on charge
of adulteration are almost as frequent
as the complaints. Because of tho fre
quency of complaints and convictions
the public has seemed to gather the
idea that milk is the only important
article adulterated. But the record
shows that only one-seventh of the
samples examined are below the stand
ard. This is bad enough, It is far
worse than the exhibit on canned
goods, because everybody uses milk,
and only the very few use canned
goods on thoir tables. Besides, infants
and children use milk, while, in a gen
eral sense, only adults use canned
fruits, meats, and fish.
It may surprise somo to know that
eight out of eleven snmples of coffee
were found to be reasonably pure, and
that in a majority of the samples
tested spices, cream of tartar, molasses
aud drugs were found to be all right.
Cheese, maple-sugar, lea, and con
fectionery obtained a clean record, no
adulteration being found.
Twenty-three complaints were en
tered in tho courts during the month
for violation of the laws relative to the
inspection of food and drugs. Convic
tions were obtained in all cases but
two, and in these the parties had left
the state.
Deadly Ammonia Fumes.
Tile Lancaster (Ohio) Republican
gives the details of a terrible explo
sion of an ammonia tnnk in a local
brewery. Four persons were over
come by the ammonia fumes and were
restored with great dilliculty. One of
them was a 3-year-old child playing
some distance away. As soon ns the
aramonin fumes struck it, it dropped
as though hit by a bullet. A woman
who ran to its assistance was also
overcome and fell Benseless. The
engineor was blown a distance of
twenty feet, aud, although not seri
ously injured, was prostrated so by
the poisonous fumes that he did not
recover for several days. Still an
other man, a distance away, was ren
dered insensible.
The use of ammonia in various manu
factures has greatly increased of late,
and accidents are of frequent occur
rence, owing to ignorance of its quali
ties. There is dauger not only from
such accidents as that at Lancaster,
but the effects of its daily absorption
iuto the system are very injurious.
Men who work in its manufacture
suffer from this slow ammonia poison
ing. Its effect is lirst noticed in their
complexions, which assume an un
healthy. blotched appearance.
In this connection Professor Blyth,
Health Officer of the Marylebone dis
trict in London, cites the cases of men
who work in guano factories where
ammonia is given off freely. There is
noticed among them a peculiar dis
coloration of the skin of the nose and
forehead. A daily absorption of am
monia, in very minute quantities, will
cause the complexion to lose some
thing of its natural freshness. Pro
fessor Clifford Mitchell in his chemistry
says ammonia poisoning may be so
prolonged that death will notoccurfor
several mouths. The length of time
he gives for an immediately fatal dose
to kill is four minutes.
The use of ammonia in the manu
factures and its abuse as a food adul
terant especially in baking powders is
so rapidly increasing that its danger
ous qualities ought to be more gener
ally known.
The Rich and the Poor.
Two tramps were sitting on the dock
in the shade with their feet hanging
over and one was reading from the
newspaper in which their frugal meal
had been wrapped. "Listen at this,
old man,” said the reader. "It save
here that John Rockefeller, the oil
king, eould give every man. woman
ami child in the country $2 apiece, and
still he would have a million left.”
•■Yes," was tins dissatisfied rejoinder,
“and if you was to go to John and
agree to discount the $2 coinin’ to you.
so as to leave him $1.7,5 out of it, he’d
say you was a-talkin’ through your hat,
and you'd be dum lucky if you got as
much as a nickle." "I guess you’re
right, pard,” sadly assented the reader,
"and it’s that sort of thing that shuts
the rich man out of the kingdom of
heaven and slides us poor cusses iu
Let us pray,” and they ndjourued up
an alloy with their tomato can and
preyed on a pile of beer kegs.—Detroit
Free Dress.
Modern Chivalry.
Maude (excitedly)—"Did you hear
the news? Tom Barry and Jack Dash
ing are going to light a duel about vou."
Amanda—"Isn’t that delightful! Tell
me the particulars."
Maude—"Each one accused the
other of being in lore with you."
INTERESTING ITEMS.
No Yon Don't in tho namn of o now
Utah settlement.
A tingle white rote it laid eaoh day
on the grave o( Gambetta.
The rag-pickers of Pnrit collect
about ten thouaand dollar*’ worth jt
night.
The average number of American
patents ittued yearly is twenty thou*
tend.
The United Statei collecte $089 and
apendi $461 every minute of the night
aud day.
About twice ns much power ia re
quired to stop au express train at to
•tart oue.
A pair of deaf mutes wore married
the other day at Topekn. One of tht
presents was an alarm clock.
Tho catacombs of Rome contain tht
remains of about six millions of human
beings aud those of l’uris about three
millions.
A sensible dog at Anbtirn, Me., regu
larly disappears in the country ou July
8, and doesu't come back until tht
racket is over.
It has been calcnVitod thnt tho actual
amount of salt contained in the ocean
would covornn area of 6,000,000 square
miles with a layer one mile thick.
Physicians of this country are paid
annually nearly $1,600,000 for medical
examinations for life insurance com
panies. Three companies pay over
$260,000 each.
John Lathrop Motley's daughter.
Lady Harcourt, livos in 'London, and
has the reputation of being one of tht
cleverest nnd wittiest women in En
flish society. She is, also, extremely
andsorae.
The New York girl who lost her en
gagement ring in a wash basin only to
lind it two years later in the gutter,
where it had been washed from an
open sewer, had meantime boon mar
ried and widowed.
George W. linger, of Michignn, hat
• secret whereby augurs will bore holee
of angular shape. He has also invent
ed a lathe that will turn articles, round,
square, oval, hexagonal, concave, con
vex or in any sliapo wanted.
While an Anburn (Ind.) barber was
shaving a customer a boy threw a
lighten firecracker under the chair.
The explosion startled the barber, the
razor glanced into the customer’s
throat, and a surgeon had to be called
to sew the wound.
A French provincial newspaper has
been condemned to pay 600 francs
damage for calling several residents of
its town Free Masons. To call a man
a Free Mason in France is to bring him
into hatred, ridicule and contempt of
his Roman Catholio townsmen.
A peddler arrested in Shenandoah,
Pa., for not hnving a license said that
he had no faith in banks, and, there
fore, carried all his money iu bit
clothes. His pockets were searched
before he was sent to a cell and exactly
$4,646.40 in cash found in them.
A strong solution of extract ol
licorice destroys the disagreeable taste
of aloes. Peppermint water disguises
the nauseous taste of Epsom salts.
Milk is a good abater of the bitter taste
of Peruvian bark, and cloves that ol
senna. Castor oil can not be tasted il
beaten and thoroughly niixod with the
white of an egg.
A horse in Macomb, Mich., has been
used to go to church overy Sunday
with his owner for years. Recently,
for reasons best known to himself, nc
left the horse at home and after ser
i vices went out and there stood the
faithful animal in his accustomed
place, by the church, waiting for him,
but wiiliout a carriage.
Meissonior’s successor in the Presi
dency of the National Society of Fronch
Artists, Puv.is do Chavannes, is th<
antithesis of his predecessor intellect
ually and ' ’ ysically. Intellectually,
he is an idealist and a poet; personally,
a man of tall ligure and snow-white
hair; a thorough gentleman, oleganl
and fastidious. He is a man well ad
vanced in years.
Tricks have risen into the dignity ol
decorating dinner tables. If you soali
germinating lettuce seed iu alcohol foi
about six hours set it on tho table
planted in an equal mixture of uu
slacked lime and rich soil, and at the
soup sprinkle with lukewarm water, il
will sprout immediately, and the let
tuce will grow to about the size ol
hazel outs before the time for serving
salad.
For a number of years a pair ol
storks built their nest annually iu the
park of the castle Ruheloben, in Ber
lin. A few years ago one of tho ser
vants placed a ring with the name ol
the place and date on the leg of the
male bird, in order to be certain thal
tho saruo bird returned each year. This
spring the stork came back to its cus
tomary place, the bearer of twp rings.
Tho second one boro the inscription:
“India scuds greetings to Germany."
A young lady went into a drug store
at Belfast, Me., the other evening anil
purchased a bottle of very high priced
perfumery. She hail scarcely left the
store when she dropped the bottle ot
tlie sidewalk, breaking it in many
pieces. Tbe mute look of distress
which her faco assumed assured the
spectators of tke stnto of her feel logs.
Kicking the pieces of tho bottle in all
directions, she took her hankkercliiel
and mopped up as much of tho per
fume as possible and walked off. smell
ing as sweetly as a llower garden. *
A Life Saved
Mr. G<o. Raymond, of Beneca Falls, N. Y.
Is a pump setter In the employ of Ramsay <1
Co., the wsll known pump makers of thal
p'.aoe. He la a member of Ramsay Engine Co,
lie says :
“ My wife without doubt owes her life tc
Hood’s Sarsaparilla. A few years ago she
was at death’s door, due to blood poisoning
or as physicians say, pyaemia. After every
thlug clse/alled. Hood's Sarsaparilla brought
her out of the orlsis all right. Since then she
has suffered at times with numbness and
headache, but continues taking
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and 1, gradually getting orer these trouble*.
Bhe cling* to Hood'*, talc** nothing else, and
w* ballet* U vUl aSaot a compel* aura.
T. J. CHENEY tt OO., Toledo, O., pro
prletors of Hall'* Catarrh Cure, offer 1100
reword for any cane of oatarrh that cannot
lx) cured by taklug Hull’* Catarh Cure,
pend for testimonial*. Sold by druggist*,
76o.
—No one like* a peralatent talker, oven
If brilliant. Said a olerer hoateaa, plan*
nlng a dinner which aha wished to be es
pecially auecoaafal: “I can't oak Mr*. 8.,
though on tout aoceunta I aheuld like to;
alio talk* *o unceaalngly that ahe Boon da
proaaea the company.”
The Only One Ever Printed—Can Yen Find
the Word?
There la a 8-lneh display advertisement
In thin paper thia week which han no two
word* alike except one word. The *amo
In true of each new one appearing each
week from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co.
Tlila houne place* a ‘'Crenceat” on every
thing they make and publlak. Leak for it,
eend them the name of the ward, and they
will return you book, BBxtTirm. lituo
onarBt, or sturi.B raisB.
—English author* and men of letter* are
Baying many plcaaant things of the genlnn
and work of the lately deceased Lowell.
Bnt what will be thought by the average
American of Sir Edwin Arnold’s opinion,
which ranks Lowell “next to Walt Whit
man"!
When Baby w we cave her Castorla,
When ahe was a Child, sho cried for Castorla,
When she became Mias, ahe clung to Castorla,
Whan aha had Children, ah* gave them Castorla,
Donald Mitchel (Ik Marvel) 1* now a
venerable man with the locks of a patri
arch. He leads a quiet and studious
life in hla oountry home on the Connecti
Ait hilts, deveting his time when out of
doors to his beautiful lawns and gardens.
FITS—All Fits Happed froa bf I>s. Kumr'i
Ossat NrsTB ftiflTOKBS. No flu efUr first flar’a
oae. MarveJaua cures. TreatUe aid 12 00 trial bat
tle free t* lit caaea. fiend to Ur. Kllno, (181 Arch fit.,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Lady Molesworth, who is described as
one of the most fascinating of London so
ciety women, is the daughter of Gen. D.
M, Frost, of St. Louis. She is charming,
brilliant, and much sought after. Hho
married Sir Lewis Molesworth when she
was only sixteen.
Bronohitls is cured bv frequent small
doses of Fiso's Cure for Consumption.
Miss Thco Alice Ruggles, Boston’s wo
man sculptor, is only ‘JO ytars old. When
she was only 17 two of her works were ac
cepted by the Paris Salon, the has just
submitted a model for the statue of
Shakespeare, which the city of Providence
is to erect.
WeTo
’ Perfectly Well. V
Fhxkobk, Dubuque Co., le.. Sept., 1M9.
Hill K. Pinnlgen writes t My mother end sis,
tar used Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonlo tor neo.
ralgle. They ere both perteotly well now en<]
neT« tire of praising the Tonlo.
Oum, Iowa, Oet It, 1890.
For nineteen years my daughter Buffered from
fits so that she oould not even drees herself. Oil
the lTth of March last she commenced using
Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic, and it has eared
her entirely. Aoeept many kind thanks and
blessings: loan net tell how happy I feel to think
my child is cured. MR*. THERESA KYLK,
Bronx Lean, Iowa, July 0, lew).
I was suffering from nervousness, sleepless
osss, audio** of memory ■ A *..-~
. . - ■- -®f memory; about two months uo
I took Pastor Koenig’s Nerve Tonic, and I at*
tribnte my recovery to this medicine; I
tsflsd with Its affect* ” *
J. A. BAABT.
-A Valuable Book sl _
Diseases sent free to any address.
rnCT_
T nr W sod poor patients can a>ee obtain
I lllab this medicine free of charge.
.This remedy baa been prepared by the Reverend
Pastor Koenig, of Fort Wayne. Ind, slnos 18% and
Vs now prepared tinder his direction by the
KOEKIO MED. CO.. Ch'cago, III.
Sold by Druggists at SI per Bottle. Sbrlft
leirKCbSlze 81.78. O Bottles for SB.
Ely’s Bream Balm
is worth 9500 to' any
Sian, Woman or Child
suffering from
CATARRH
Apply Palm Into each nostril.
XLY 01109., M Warren St., N Y
Tlie dvajieptlc, tlio debilitated, whether
from exmsiif work of mind or bod}-, drink
erexposuro In _
MALARIAL REGIONS,
will «n<l Tiitt's Fills the most genial re
storative ever offered the suffering; invalid*
RELIEVES nil Stomach Distress.
REMOVES Nausea, Sense of FuUncsl,
Congestion, 1‘AIN.
REVIVES Failino ENERGY.
RESTORES Normal Circulation. C3(
Warms to Toe Tins.
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SOU FIEIK'E STUEET,
SIOUX CITY. - - IOWA.
P ISO’S REMEDY FOR
to use. Cheapest Uel
certain. For Cold in the He
It is an Ointment, of whit
to the nostrils. Price, 60c.
by mail. Address, & 1
“German
Syrup”
J. C. Davis, Rector of St. James’
Episcopal Church, Eufaula, Ala.:
“ My sou has been badly afflicted
with a fearful and threatening cough
for several months, and after trying
several prescriptions from physicians
which failed to relieve him, he has
been perfectly restored by the use of
two bottles of Bo
An Episcopal schce’s German Syr
up. I can rccom
Reotor. mend it without
hesitation.” Chronic
severe, deep-seated coughs like this
arc as severe tests as a remedy caa
be subjected to. It is for these long
standing cases that Boschee’s Ger
man Syrup is made a specialty.
Many others afflicted as this lad
was, will do well to make a note of
this.
J. F. Arnold, Montevideo, Minn.,
writes: I always use German Syrup
for a Cold on the Bungs. I have
never found an equal to it—far less
a superior. d>
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man’fr,Woodbury,NJ.
ONE ENJOYS
Doth the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on tlio Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures hnbitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its notion and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy anu agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50o
and $1 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to fry it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIO SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, OAL.
LOWSVILLS, nr. NEW YORK, N.t.
“A Land Flowing With Milk
and Honey.”
PORTLAND, OREGON,
The Creat Western Railway
Terminus!
The Creat Pacific Seaport
City!
Beal Estate is the Basis of ill Wealth.
AN INVESTMENT THAT WILL NET
20 to 30 Per Cent.
90 per cent, of those Invetting In Real Estate make
mouey. 87 per cent, of those investing In BusineM
lose money.
A commercial center Is the safest place to Invest
In real estate, especially when such place Is a great
railway center; lias good river transportation and
large foreign and domestic shipping. Portland la
that place.
Portland, Oregon, Is now pre- eminently the com
mercial ctnter of the .Pacific Northwest. No other
city In the United Htates Is so well situated fa re
mo i.uii.'m ntiroi i« wcu situated IB re*
spool to natural resources as Is Portland, and It leads
all other cities west of the Mississippi River In IU
phenomenal growth In population. Located at the
confluence of two great rivers, and being the term!*
nus of more transcontinental railways than a»y
other city In the United States. In fact, every ad
vantage which insures the solid growth and pro*
perlty of a city Is abundantly enjoyed by Portland.
Those advantages guarantee constantly lacreaaliu
values In real estate. ~
THE TAWOOD REAL ESTATE COMPANY,
PORTLAND, OREGON,
Ilaa the best plan for Investors yet devtsed. Tcm
never read anything more explicit and simple. It Is
absolutely safe, and cannot fall to be profitable to
all who Invest.
CAPITAL eaoO.OOO. 6,000 SHARES AT *39 EACH
bUARKS FOR SALE AT PAR VALUE, tSO PER
SHARE, FULL PAID NON ASSESSABLE.
We will not sell * share of stock at less than par
value ($&j per share), as the Company's capital stock
1* not Ini', a ted or watered, but bvery dollar of its
capital Is backed by solid real estato Investment.
A FAIR OFFER.
If you own stock, and at anv time wish to surren
der It, this Company will Ukt*lui owu stook at 61 46
on the dollar, aud pay you In real estate at the prlcn
at which the Company is selling lots t*o other parties.
Write for Prospectus glvluy? full explanation of
the Company s plan and all Information regarding
bow stock Is paid for, etc.
REFERENCES:
Win. McFaiL Secretary SeJlwood Real Estate Co.s
Joseph L. Me!rath. Secretary Portland Ileal Estato
Association; K. T. Hows. Capitalist; II. W. ScotU
Editor ••Oregonian;” II. L. Pit lock. Manager and
Iroaeii er ••Oregonian;” S. J. Darber. President
we»t Portland Park Association. Audbkrs,
THE TAWOOD REAL ESTATE CO.,
_PORTLAND, OREGON.
5 fat folks reduced
Mrs. Alice Maple. Oregon. Mo.,
1 red net ton* of 1<* w*“‘ P°u,,ri*. now’it A jSJ
Lit) W F «N JmiV# si V?rE,rw.ujAr* •*4nnm. with 6o„
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LOUIS BAGGER & CO,
mwi.Liu^u.DxPATENT SOLICITORS
Sioux City Phixtixu Co. No. y7'.’—37.
tarn Will 1,0 to your interest when writ.
in;j to advertisers to s;iy you saw their ad
vertisement iu thispuper .
CATARRH.—Best Easiest
et is immediate. A cure is
id it bas no equal.
h ? small particle is applied
field by druggists or sec-i
. ILlzki.tu(k, Warren, Pa.