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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 24, 1908)
Hcbr aska Advertiser W. W. GANDERS, Prop. NEMAHA, NEBRASKA Work n.ud nutionco propel tlio plow of prosperity. Tho liuarty dully laborer In liapploi than a dyspeptic prince. Zanoavillo (O.) eggo are puhhIiib foi currency. Got chungo for an egg 7 Gold Ih sllll coming our way Hpeaking, of course, nationally, and not personally. New York, It "is ropoTted7roBtB upon a bed of garnets. Still, tho pickings ubovo ground aro richer. A coal man has been lined for sell Ing J.91G pounds to the ton. That's a weigh thoy have sometimes. A bulldog ilgurcd aa a witness in a Chicago case. Opposing counool ro fralned from crossoxamlnation. It is unsafe to trifle or tomporizo with anything that makes a nolso liko a grip germ getting In its work. Spain produces over three billion corks every year. No wonder poten tates regard Alfonso aa a corker. A Dotrolt prisoner has admitted stealing 3,000 fountain pens. A fitting punishment would be to make him 1111 them. t Somo Ohio authorities aro UBlng pictures in an attempt to euro tho insane. Not, however, souvenir postal cards. If tho sultan of Turkey 1b not per milted to niako overdrafts on his bank tho poor man In horribly clrcum Bcribed. A Philadelphia man has just given Ills daughter a $100,000 coming-out party. That's right. Put the money in circulation. Tho czar, by banishing all tho cd itors from Russia, would Icavo tho political novelists in exclusive pes session of tho Hold. A wise porBon should ever bo in confidential relations with his digos lion and not allow any tough traveler to hinder its felicity. Variety of thought Is as universal as tho leaves, blades of grass or Innu merable stars that glitter in tho Bpheres of omnipotence. Over 27,000 women in New York support their husbands. A husband is a convenience about tho Iioubo if a womun can afford ono. Peoplo aro now utilizing tho tele phono to talk through their cheats, but tho process of talking through tho hat roqulrcs no telophone. A lady poet declares that "it is pleasant to die for those wo love." If It Is not importlnont wo would like to ask whother sho has over tried It. Eleanor Qlyn, tho English novelist, has called tho "Pilgrim Mothora" of Now York a parcel of "tabby cats," and a Kilkenny time of it impends. When tho Rev. Dr. Akod wants to raiso a specific sum of monoy ho ro fuses to dismiss tho congregation un til ho gets It. Put up or stay shut up. Ono hundred brand-now ton-dollat gold pieces. Con you Imagino a prot tier sight? Atlanta Georgian. Yo.s Two hundred brand-now ten-dollai gold pieces. Although clouds, rain and stornu prevail In tho rcnlm of Damo Naturo there can ever lingor In tho brave heart and soul tho sunshine of im mortal hope. According to the annual report ol the Pinkerton agency, thero doesn't seem to have been any decline in the prosperity of the bank-burglary busi ness, anyway. In Pittsburg a man refused a pros ent of $100 In gold coins becauso thoy did not bear tho motto: "In God Wo Trust." Ho was a minister, however; not a millionaire. A Kansas man killed himself bo cause ho was-tired of getting up at three o'clock in tho morning to milk the cows. Apparently it novor oc curred to him to get married. w Tho cigarmakers' union of Boston has decided to bar married women from tho shops unless their husbands are Invalids. What a shock for those poor men who married for homes. A prominent Washington physician fiays that "mince pie is not injurious If you can digest It." It might be add ed neither are carpet tacks so much depends upon that little word "If." EDUCATIONAL THE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF MUSIC Affiliated with the University of Nebraska at Lincoln. Ureatest College of Muiio in the West. Bend for beautiful catalog to WILLAKD KIMBALL, Director, Llncola, Neb. CORTELYOU FAILED TO COMPLY A Second Resolution Passed the Sen ate Directing Him to 8end In formation About Banks. Washington, D. C Senator Culber son Wednesday accurrd tho passage of his resolution directing tho secretary or tho treasury to communicate to tho senate tho nmount of circulating notes Issued by each national bank to which, was awarded Panama bonds In conse quence of the award to them of such bonds. Mr. Culberson first Inquired whether the secretary had responded to tho resolution adopted before tho holidays calling for specific informa tion concerning tho Panama bond is sue, and was told by tho vice-presi dent, that no such reply had come to his desk. Senator Aldrich stated that ho had expected that report Wednes day and did ho not know tho reason for Its delay. Ho withdrew his ob jection to notion on the Culberson res olution. Soldiers Demolished a Resort. Leavenworth, Kan. A mob of 30 soldiers from Fort Leavenworth, en raged by their suspicions concerning tho lcath of a comrade, whose body was found in a burning building in tho tenderloin district Sunday morn ing and by assaults on other of their comrades, raided "The Gem," a resort here. Wednesday night, driving out the Inmates and demolishing the building. Tho crowd of soldiers surrounded tho place and gathering rocks from tho street broke down tho doors. Tho oc cupants of the house escaped unlu 'jured. The mob entered tho building and exhausted its fury on the contents. None of the soldiers are known to tho police and no arrests have been made. Colonist Rates to Continue. Chicago. That the two-cent faro legislation recently enacted by sev eral western states will not operato to do away with colonists rates on tho railroads leading to the Paclllc coast was tho announcement made hero Wednesday. Independent notice to this effect, has been given by tho Southern Pacific and other western roads nro expected to follow tho lead. Heglnnlng March 1 and continuing un til April 20, It is nnnounced, rates of $.18 from the Middle West to the Pa cific coast will bo in effect for home seekers. From tho Missouri river territory tho rate to California will bo $30. Troops Stay at Goldfleld. Washington. President Roosevelt Friday Informed Gov. Sparks, of Ne vada, by telegram, that ho would per mit tho troops to remain in Nevada for such reasonable length of time ns would give the legislature opportunity to organize a force to perform the po lices functions of tho stnte. This in formation was in response to a com munication from tho governor to tho effect thai the legislature was perfect ing legislation to the end stated. A Hughes League Incorporation. Albany, N. Y. Certificate of incor poration of the Hughes league of tho United States was tiled with tho sec rotary of state Friday. Tho papers stato its purpose to be "to a'd in cry- stallzlng public sentiment and public opinion and foster tho samo for tho purpose of securing the nomination of Charles Evans Hughes of New York City, as the republican candidate for president of tho United States of America in tho year 1908 and to assist In his election." Price of Steel Products Stiffens. Pittsburg, Pa. Wallace H. Rowo, president of the Pittsburg Steel com pany nnd tho Seamless Tube company of America, not i lied tho Associated ProBB Thursday that prices for all wlro and steel hoop products have been reafllrmod and there would bo no reduction for tho spring trndo. All tho plants of the company resumed operations Thursday affording employ ment to thousands of workmen. Kansas Democrats Meet. Topeka, Kan. The democratic state central committee met hero Thursday and selected Hutchinson ns the meet ing placo of the convention to elect national delegates. Tho date was fixed for February 21 The central commltteo will meet February 20 at Hutchinson to fix the dato for conven tion to nominate stato olllcors. Ilryan was Informally Indorsed for president, China Wants Guns Quick. Paris. China has placed an import ant urgent order for quick tiring guns In Paris. Whother the guns are pur chased owing to tho acule relatlpns between China nnd Japan on account of internal troubles in China is un known here. Makes France Nervous. Paris. Tho news that a Gorman fleet will crulso in tho Mediterranean next spring has created somo anxiety In government circles here, whoro it is thought thnt the presence of tho warships may moan a "renewal of German meddling In Moroccan af WORK WEAKENS KIDNPiVtf. The Experience of Mr. Woods Is the Experience of Thousands of Others. Bernard P. Woods of Jackson street, Lonaconlng, Md., saya: "Hard work and heavy lifting vt'eakoned my kid neys. I was tired every morning and my limbs stiff and Bore. Dizzy spells nnd headaches were frequent, and tho kidney secretions m u c h disordered. This continued for fifteen years and until I began using Doan's Kidney Pills. Then I improved steadily until cured, and naturally, I recommend them strongly." Sold by all dealers, r0 cents a box Foster-Milburn Co., IJuffalo, N. Y. NO BLESSING FOR HER. Disappointed Youngster Discriminated In His Prayer. For several weeks, little Ralph had enjoyed tho use of a Shetland pony, tho property of a horse dealer who was a friend of tho family. Rut much to Ralph's sorrow, thero camo a day recently when the pony was sold, and the delightful horseback rides came to a sudden end. Tho purchaser, as Ralph found out by Inquiry, was a little girl of about his own mature ago of flvo. Ever sinco his acquaint ance with tho pony began, Ralph had included him in his bedtime prayer, and "God bless tho pony," was an earnest nightly petition. The first evening after the sale of tho pony, Ralph hesitated when ho reached his pot's place In the prayer. Then, after a moment's thought, ho continued: "Please, God, bless the - pony just tho same; but, God, don't you bless the little girl what's got the pony." A RESOLUTION TO BE KEPT. Mr. Woodson resolves that ho will never again wear a high hat when snowballs aro rlpo. Went Him a Few Better. A very dapper looking young mn entered a Chicago hotol a few days ago, followed by a middle-aged man who seemed to bo just a little care less concerning his personal appear ance. Tho affable clerk offered a pen to tho carefully dressed young gentleman, who registered himself as "William Henry Tylor III." When he had stopped aside tho other man reached for tho pen and under Mr. Tyler's namo wrote: "John Smith MCDCCCLXL1X." BANISHED Coffee Finally Had to Go. Tho way somo porsons cling to cof fee oven after they know it is doing thorn harm, is a puzzler. But It is an easy matter to glvo it up for good, when Postum Food Coffee is properly mado and used Instead. A girl writes: "Mother had been suffering with nervous headaches for seven weary years, but kept drinking coffee. "Ono day I asked her why sho did not glvo up coffeo as a cousin of mine had done who had taken to Postum. But Mother was such a slavo to coffeo sho thought it would bo terriblo to glvo It up. "Finally, ono day, sho mado tho change to Postum, and quickly her headaches disappeared. Ono morning whllo she was drinking Postum so freely and with such relish I asked for a taste. "That started mo on Postum and I now drink It more freely than I did coffeo, which never comes into our houso now. "A girl friend of mine, ono day, saw mo drinking Postum and asked If it was coffeo. I told her it was Postum and gave her somo to take homo, but forgot to tell her how to mako It. "Tho next day sho said she did not seo how I could drink Postum. I found sho had mado it like ordinary coffee. So -I told her how to mako It right and gave her a cupful I mado, aftor boiling it fifteen minutes. Sho said sho nover drank any coffee that tasted as good, and now coffeo is banished from both our homes." Nnmo given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Michigan Read tho little book "Tho Road to Wellvlllo" In pkgB. "There's a Reason, bbbb" I 277? OEVuND LIMIT OF PATIENCE. Explanation Satisfied Policeman That Punishment Was Due. Policeman Knclrem, of tho Tender loin precinct, saw an old man beating a small boy on Seventh avenue re cently In a Tashion that reminded tho officer of tho happy days when ho used j to boat it from tho parental beating, j So with a cheerful smile, having chll- dron of his own, the policeman ap- proached tho old man. I "Listen," replied tho man; "half an t hour ago I sent iBaac to tho delicates sen. I gave him two quarters, ono with which to buy bread, tho other to buy fish. And now ho conies back and says ho wants to know which quarter is for the fish and which for tho bread. Is it enough?" "It is," replied Knclrem. New York World. ITCHING HUMOR ON BOY His Hands Were a Solid Mass, and Disease Spread All Over Body Cured In 4 Days By Cutlcura. "Ono day we noticed that our Httlo boy was all broken out with Itching sores, wo first noticed it on nis uttio mnds. His hands were not as bad then, and wo didn't think anything serious would result. But the next day we heard of tho Cutlcura Remedies being so good for itching sores. By this time the disease had spread all over his body, and his hands were nothing but a solid mnss of this itch- ng disease. I purchased a box of Cutl cura Soap and one box of Cutlcura Ointment, nnd that night, I took tho Cutlcura Soap and lukewarm water and washed him well. Then I dried lim and took the Cutlcura Ointment and anointed him with It. I did this every evening and in four nights ho was entirely cured. 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