The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909, November 22, 1907, Image 7

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    ENCOURAGING FACTS
THOSE CONTEMPLATING CHANGE
OF RESIDENCE SHOULD
READ THEM.
The other day tho writer was in the
Offlce of tho Canadian Government at
St. Paul, Minnesota. On the windows
of tho building wore signs to the offect
that homesteads of 1G0 acres wero
given free to actual Bottlers, and in
tho windows woro displays of wheat,
oats, barley, other grains and vege
tables, which ho was told wero grown
in Westorn Canada. This could be
readily belioved for in no other coun
try on tho Continent would it bo pos
slblo to grow such splendid specimens.
Tho world is now pretty well advised
that in tho growing of such cereals
as havo been named and vegetables as
well tho Provinces of Manitoba,
Saskatchewan and Alberta have no
competitor. For several years past
specimens have been exhibited at
State and County Fairs throughout tlio
State, and these exhibits are looked
upon as one of the chief attractions.
They havo demonstrated what can be
done in tho climate of a country pos
sessing a soil that will grow things.
But that it was possiblo to grow vege
tables such as wore seen there seemed
to create some doubt. But it was
the case. And apples too. Not of
course the splendid fruit grown in
countries more congenial to such cul
ture, but they wero in evidence.
Throughout Indiana, the hoosler farm
ers were forced to stop and think.
When a similar exhibit was placed be
fore them during tho past few weeks,
many of them wero forcod to stop and
remark: "That is much ahead of any
thing wo can do. The quality of tho
grain we havo conceded, for has not
so-and-so sent us samples grown on
his own farm tho like of which we had
never seen before. But to think of
tho vegetables and such vegetables
Why, wo thought overytning was
frozen up there, and these turnips,
cabbages, cauliflowors, beets, man
golds, pumpkins, and squashes are
away ahead of anything we ever saw
grow." That is the storyeverywhere,
Thousands of "Western Canada home
steaders, formerly United States citi
zens, are growing just such grnin, just
such vegetables, which yield them a
splendid profit with little outlay on the
farms that they have secured from the
Government of the Dominion of Can
ada at the nominal cost of $10 for ICO
acres. If adjoining land is wanted it
can bo secured from the railway com
panies or from private Individuals at
moderate prices and reasonable terms.
By placing your name and address on
a postal card and addressing it to the
Canadian Government Agent, whose
name appears elsewhere, a copy of
"Last .Best West" telling you all about
it will be sent you free.
FOUR SHAFTS OF HUMOR.
Pithy Remarks from One of the Fore
most Jokesmiths.
With the truly artistic tempera
ment the bird in the bush has scant
notion of doubling its valuo by chang
ing to the hand.
. A has-been is a man who has spent
his time with hair vigors, electric
brushes nnd newspaper recipes, when
he should have been winning a iaurel
wreath to cover his ignominy with.
When you enter a shop state just
what you want. For then tho mer
chant can go intelligently to work to
sell you something else. The great
law of commerce is to sell people
what they don't want. What they do
want will sell itself.
But, probably it is no harder to live
up to your reputation when you are
young than it will bo to live it down
when you are older. Puck.
DOCTORS ORGANIZE UNION.
Toronto Physicians Fix Higher Scale
of Prices.
Toronto, Ont. Tho doctors of this
city west of Yongo street havo formed
a union under the name "No. 11 Ter
ritorial Division of tho Colleco of Phy
sicians and Surgeons." Tho objects of
tho organization are to improve tho
condition of tho profession against
quacks, establish minimum fees and
amend lodgo terms. Tho lowest fee
for medical examination for fraternal
societies has been fixed at $2, while
tho minimum fee for minor operations
has been fixed at $10, and that for
major oporatlons at $50. For a first
visit to a patio $2 hereafter will bo
charged, and $1 for oach subsequent
visit, while tho feo for night visits will
bo doubled, being fixed at $3. Tho
charge for an offlco visit has been
mado $1, including prescription, while
to give anesthetics $5 will be charged.
Proved Useless.
"When you was Httlo was you
spanked liko I am to make you good,
papa?"
"I was, my "son and spanked hard,
too."
"Ven you can't fool mo no more,
'cause if it didn't make you good it
won't, make mo good."
VETERAN OF THREE WAR8.
A Pioneer of Colorado and Nebraska.
Matthias Campbell, veteran of tho
civil war and two Indlnn wars, and
a pioneer of Colo
rado, now living at
218 East Nebraska
Street, Blair, Neb.,
says: "I had such
pains in my back
for a long time that
I could not turn
In bed, and at times
thcro was an almost
total stoppage of
tho urine. My wife and I havo both
used Doan's Kidney Pills for what doc
tors diagnosed as advanced kidney
troubles, and both of us havo been
completely cured."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Couldn't Discharge Him.
When tho jury had filed in for at
least tho fourth time, with no sign of
coming to an agreement in tho bribery
case, the disgusted judgo rose up and
said: "I discharge this jury."
At this, one sensitivo talesman,
stung to tho quick by this abrupt and
ill-sounding decision, obstinately faced
tho Judge.
"You can't discharge me, fudge!" ho
retorted.
"Why not?" asked tho astonished
judge.
"Because," announced tho talesman,
pointing to tho defendant's lawyer,
"I'm being paid by that man there!"
Lippincott's.
ITCHING RASH 18 YEARS.
Girl's Rash Spread and Grew Worse
Under Specialist's Care Perfect
Cure by Cuticura Remedies.
"When my daughter was a baby she
had a breaking out behind tho ears.
Tho doctor said that she would out
grow It, and it did get somewhat bet
ter until she was about fifteen years
old, and after that she could get noth
ing that would drive it away. She was
always applying something in the way
of salves. It troubled her behind the
knees, opposite the elbows, back of
the neck and ears, under the chin, and
then it got on the face. That was
about three years ago. She took treat
ment with a specialist and seemed to
get worse all the time. Wo wero then
advised to try th.e Cuticura Remedies,
and now I don't see any breaking out.
M. Curley, 11-19 Sixteenth St., Bay
City, Mich., May 20, 1906."
Missed His Vocation.
Ytcglnald do Koven, tho composer,
tells of a grocer and a druggist who at
tended a Wagner concert. As tho pro
gram did not please them thoy began
talking on music In general and on
Wagner in particular.
"Another exnmplo of the fact that
every man wants to do something
out of his lino," said tho druggist.
"That's all right," assented tho gro
cer. "Now, I'm n grocer, but I'vo nl
wtrys wanted to bo a bankor."
"You'd probably fall," added tho
druggist. "Look at me. I'm a success
as a druggist, yet I've always wanted
to write a book. This man Wagner
tries his hand at music. Just listen
to It. And yet wo all know ho builds
good parlor cars!" Success.
FREE TO OUR READERS.
Write Murlno Eyo Remedy Co., Chi
cago, for 48-pago Illustrated Eyo Book
and if this paper Is mentioned thoy
will send you a Free Bottlo Murino for
Your Eyes, Write all about Your Eyo
Trouble and their Oculists will ndviso
as to the proper Application of tho
Mjirlno Eyo Remedies In Your Special
Case. Your Druggist will toll you that
Murlno Cures Eyes. Makes Weak
Eyes Strong. Doesn't Smart. Soothes
Eyo Pain. Aids those Wearing
Glasses and Sells for HOc.
Troublesome Growth.
"Docs tho child over keep sHll a
minute?" asked tho woman as tho
youngster sprawled noisily ovor tho
couch In a dozen Bqulnnlng positions
at once, it seemed to her.
"No," answered his mother. "They
nro growing whon they do that, they
say."
"Will you plenso ask him to stop
growing," implorod tho woman, "just
for this week while he Is visiting mo?"
Encouraged.
"I am afraid," said Mr. Honpock,
"that I mado a fool ot myself to-day."
"Don't worry about It," his wlfo re
plied; "It Isn't likely that anybody no
ticed anything unusual about tho way
you spoke or acted."
The time is tho worst employed
which we flvo upto regrets, unless we
learn from them lessons for the fu
ture. Levis.
Hides, Pelts and Wool.
To get full value, nhip to the old reliable
NT. W. Hide & Fur Co., MinnenpoliH, Minn.
A bright woman who is also a pretty
woman has the world in a sling.
Lewis' Single Binder cigar richest, most
satisfying Bmoke o-.i the market. Your
dealer or Lewi6' Factory, Peoria, 111.
The pope has a million dollar lace
collection.
Lewis' Single Binder straight 5c cigar is
good quality all the time. Wir dealer or
Lewis' Factory, Peoria, ill.
Tho first uso of a menu at a ban
quet in Germany dales back to 1489.
NATURE PROVIDES
FOR SICK WOMEN
a moro potent remedy in tho roots
and herbs of tho field than was ever
produced from drugs.
In tlio good old-fashioned days of
our grandmothers few drugs wore
used in medicines and Lydia E.
PlnUhttin. of Lynn, Mass., in her
study of roots and herbs nnd their
power over disease discovered nnd
gave to the women of tho world u
remedy for their peculiar ills moro
potent and cfllcneious than any
combination of drugs.
LYDIA E. PINKHAM
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
innn hnnnnt. trlnd nnd trim ro.medv of iinnnesttoniiblo thernnoutla vnlao.
During its record of moro than thirty years, ita long list of actual
euros of thoso serious ills peculiar to women, entitles Lydia E. Piukhain'a
Vegetablo Compound to the respect una conlidencc of every fair minded
person anu ovcry uimiung woman,
When women nro troubled with irregular or painful functions,
weakness, displacements, ulceration or inflammation, buclcacho,
flatulency, general debility, indigestion or nervous prostration, they
should remember thcro is ono tried and true remedy, Lydia Is. Pink
ham's Vecrotablo Compound.
No other rcmcdv in tho couutry has such a record of cure of
female ills, and thousands of women residing in every part of tho United
States bear willing testimony to tho wonderful virtue of Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetablo compound and what it has done for them.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to writo her for advico. Sho has
guided thousands to health. For twcnty-Uvo years sho has been advising
siok women frco of charge. Sho is tho daughter-in-law of Lydia B. Pink
ham nnd ns her assistant for years beforo her deccaso advised under hor
immediate direction. Address, Lynn, Mass.
W. L. DOUGLAS
BEST IN
THE WORLD
$3.00 & $3.50 SHOES
gS8HOE8 FOR EVERY MEMBER OF
mm THE FAMly, AT ALL PRICES.
m)9K nn n (Tm any ana mrho can mrmvm W.L.
fjrttt omumiaa tlmmm nmt maka mmH
. J?su inform Man'aMa 99. BO mhomm
nSWMru than any athmr manufaaturar.
THE 1U5ASON V. h. Douglas hIiooh arc worn by mora people
In all walks of llfo than any other niulco, Is booaueo of their
oxoollnnt stylo, easy-flulng, ami mipcrlor wonrlng quulltlei.
Tim solectlou of tlio loutliors uiul olliur nmtorlals for each par
Of tho bIuw, and every detail of tlio making 1b looked after by
tlio moat couiplotoorgnnlz.itlon of siipcrlntonilentH.foreinonnnil
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If I could take yon Into my largo factories at Ilrookton.Masfl.,
and bIiow you how carefully W.L. Douglas shoe are made, yon
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1
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CAUTION I 'J ho ccnulno have W. Ij. Douulas name and
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mmttallad mi any mr,
o stamped on bottonft 1
Take
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VSal IMVh W I RllWn
tlncst linens
W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 47, 1907.
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fc To oonvinee any
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IkL and do all wo claim
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and heals
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Thousands of women are using and rec
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