ENCOURAGING FACTS THOSE CONTEMPLATING CHANGE OF RESIDENCE SHOULD READ THEM. The other day tho writer was in the Offlce of tho Canadian Government at St. Paul, Minnesota. On the windows of tho building wore signs to the offect that homesteads of 1G0 acres wero given free to actual Bottlers, and in tho windows woro displays of wheat, oats, barley, other grains and vege tables, which ho was told wero grown in Westorn Canada. This could be readily belioved for in no other coun try on tho Continent would it bo pos slblo to grow such splendid specimens. Tho world is now pretty well advised that in tho growing of such cereals as havo been named and vegetables as well tho Provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta have no competitor. For several years past specimens have been exhibited at State and County Fairs throughout tlio State, and these exhibits are looked upon as one of the chief attractions. They havo demonstrated what can be done in tho climate of a country pos sessing a soil that will grow things. But that it was possiblo to grow vege tables such as wore seen there seemed to create some doubt. But it was the case. And apples too. Not of course the splendid fruit grown in countries more congenial to such cul ture, but they wero in evidence. Throughout Indiana, the hoosler farm ers were forced to stop and think. When a similar exhibit was placed be fore them during tho past few weeks, many of them wero forcod to stop and remark: "That is much ahead of any thing wo can do. The quality of tho grain we havo conceded, for has not so-and-so sent us samples grown on his own farm tho like of which we had never seen before. But to think of tho vegetables and such vegetables Why, wo thought overytning was frozen up there, and these turnips, cabbages, cauliflowors, beets, man golds, pumpkins, and squashes are away ahead of anything we ever saw grow." That is the storyeverywhere, Thousands of "Western Canada home steaders, formerly United States citi zens, are growing just such grnin, just such vegetables, which yield them a splendid profit with little outlay on the farms that they have secured from the Government of the Dominion of Can ada at the nominal cost of $10 for ICO acres. If adjoining land is wanted it can bo secured from the railway com panies or from private Individuals at moderate prices and reasonable terms. By placing your name and address on a postal card and addressing it to the Canadian Government Agent, whose name appears elsewhere, a copy of "Last .Best West" telling you all about it will be sent you free. FOUR SHAFTS OF HUMOR. Pithy Remarks from One of the Fore most Jokesmiths. With the truly artistic tempera ment the bird in the bush has scant notion of doubling its valuo by chang ing to the hand. . A has-been is a man who has spent his time with hair vigors, electric brushes nnd newspaper recipes, when he should have been winning a iaurel wreath to cover his ignominy with. When you enter a shop state just what you want. For then tho mer chant can go intelligently to work to sell you something else. The great law of commerce is to sell people what they don't want. What they do want will sell itself. But, probably it is no harder to live up to your reputation when you are young than it will bo to live it down when you are older. Puck. DOCTORS ORGANIZE UNION. Toronto Physicians Fix Higher Scale of Prices. Toronto, Ont. Tho doctors of this city west of Yongo street havo formed a union under the name "No. 11 Ter ritorial Division of tho Colleco of Phy sicians and Surgeons." Tho objects of tho organization are to improve tho condition of tho profession against quacks, establish minimum fees and amend lodgo terms. Tho lowest fee for medical examination for fraternal societies has been fixed at $2, while tho minimum fee for minor operations has been fixed at $10, and that for major oporatlons at $50. For a first visit to a patio $2 hereafter will bo charged, and $1 for oach subsequent visit, while tho feo for night visits will bo doubled, being fixed at $3. Tho charge for an offlco visit has been mado $1, including prescription, while to give anesthetics $5 will be charged. Proved Useless. "When you was Httlo was you spanked liko I am to make you good, papa?" "I was, my "son and spanked hard, too." "Ven you can't fool mo no more, 'cause if it didn't make you good it won't, make mo good." VETERAN OF THREE WAR8. A Pioneer of Colorado and Nebraska. Matthias Campbell, veteran of tho civil war and two Indlnn wars, and a pioneer of Colo rado, now living at 218 East Nebraska Street, Blair, Neb., says: "I had such pains in my back for a long time that I could not turn In bed, and at times thcro was an almost total stoppage of tho urine. My wife and I havo both used Doan's Kidney Pills for what doc tors diagnosed as advanced kidney troubles, and both of us havo been completely cured." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Couldn't Discharge Him. When tho jury had filed in for at least tho fourth time, with no sign of coming to an agreement in tho bribery case, the disgusted judgo rose up and said: "I discharge this jury." At this, one sensitivo talesman, stung to tho quick by this abrupt and ill-sounding decision, obstinately faced tho Judge. "You can't discharge me, fudge!" ho retorted. "Why not?" asked tho astonished judge. "Because," announced tho talesman, pointing to tho defendant's lawyer, "I'm being paid by that man there!" Lippincott's. ITCHING RASH 18 YEARS. Girl's Rash Spread and Grew Worse Under Specialist's Care Perfect Cure by Cuticura Remedies. "When my daughter was a baby she had a breaking out behind tho ears. Tho doctor said that she would out grow It, and it did get somewhat bet ter until she was about fifteen years old, and after that she could get noth ing that would drive it away. She was always applying something in the way of salves. It troubled her behind the knees, opposite the elbows, back of the neck and ears, under the chin, and then it got on the face. That was about three years ago. She took treat ment with a specialist and seemed to get worse all the time. Wo wero then advised to try th.e Cuticura Remedies, and now I don't see any breaking out. M. Curley, 11-19 Sixteenth St., Bay City, Mich., May 20, 1906." Missed His Vocation. Ytcglnald do Koven, tho composer, tells of a grocer and a druggist who at tended a Wagner concert. As tho pro gram did not please them thoy began talking on music In general and on Wagner in particular. "Another exnmplo of the fact that every man wants to do something out of his lino," said tho druggist. "That's all right," assented tho gro cer. "Now, I'm n grocer, but I'vo nl wtrys wanted to bo a bankor." "You'd probably fall," added tho druggist. "Look at me. I'm a success as a druggist, yet I've always wanted to write a book. This man Wagner tries his hand at music. Just listen to It. And yet wo all know ho builds good parlor cars!" Success. FREE TO OUR READERS. Write Murlno Eyo Remedy Co., Chi cago, for 48-pago Illustrated Eyo Book and if this paper Is mentioned thoy will send you a Free Bottlo Murino for Your Eyes, Write all about Your Eyo Trouble and their Oculists will ndviso as to the proper Application of tho Mjirlno Eyo Remedies In Your Special Case. Your Druggist will toll you that Murlno Cures Eyes. Makes Weak Eyes Strong. Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eyo Pain. Aids those Wearing Glasses and Sells for HOc. Troublesome Growth. "Docs tho child over keep sHll a minute?" asked tho woman as tho youngster sprawled noisily ovor tho couch In a dozen Bqulnnlng positions at once, it seemed to her. "No," answered his mother. "They nro growing whon they do that, they say." "Will you plenso ask him to stop growing," implorod tho woman, "just for this week while he Is visiting mo?" Encouraged. "I am afraid," said Mr. Honpock, "that I mado a fool ot myself to-day." "Don't worry about It," his wlfo re plied; "It Isn't likely that anybody no ticed anything unusual about tho way you spoke or acted." The time is tho worst employed which we flvo upto regrets, unless we learn from them lessons for the fu ture. Levis. Hides, Pelts and Wool. To get full value, nhip to the old reliable NT. W. Hide & Fur Co., MinnenpoliH, Minn. 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