The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909, December 07, 1906, Image 2

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W. W. SANDERS, PunufiMcn
Nemaha,
Nebraska
OlIMlC ("Jllim I llOVel' I'clt Hf lllll'll
hurt In till my li.fc. 'I'lml wude Mis.)
W-ososnld my llHtliiiiIlii'jl family wore
only social climber
Mlrw Tabasco-' oh. cheer tip, (Jnss'u
It might, have been worse.
Gusslo it nun Wow? I low could it
lutvo been worsoV
Miss Tii'biiwto Why, she might have
Bald I hoy wore porch climbers.
WfllllllllM It iMiC II.
II liii And did you rend, my pooin?r
1 Iit-- Xo, dear.
1 1 1 in
for me
I ler
Lcttdor, Oh : And I thought von cared
'"lint's ihe-'iiiiHwciv-tMovelaiMl
Vol Knouuli I'nr Tii.
(.'hmi -They say TohmIo TyijcllcUoY In
going to marry young Suplolgh.
Maude- 1 don't hcllevc It. Wh., her
salary Ik only J?S a week.
' m o
I nipiirdint I'ni'l.
"Ah," sighed' the rich old wtdowor.
"I would willingly die Vor you."
"How soon 7" queried the prcttj hut
practical maid. .
A aVi'ivuO v l.lIIn'tluii.
"You didn't attend .Mrs. Tneklngton's
big parly."
"No," answered Miss Cayenne. "That
In oik; of the occasions cinicornlng
which I prefer to he mentioned anions
those absent." Washington Star.
Mrll'-ICvlileiH.
"Do you know why a messenger hoy
never has any chance of becoming p'res
JdentV" "No. Why?"
"I'ceniiKo he never could brijig him
noli' to run for nlUco.- -Baltimore Amer
luan. '
Wnni-Oii t IMilliiHopli'.
"You must not think so much ot good
looks, my dear. Meanly is only skin
deep, you know."
"That's all right, hut the girl with
beauty has got all the other girls skin
tied to death.!' Maltimore American.
'1'lu- Autoorul.
c
First Tenant Hear the good news?
Hoeond Tenant -No; what?
First Tenant Thp'Jnnltor Is going to
grant us a constitution. I'm;!;.
TVol ('tin vlnccil. .
.Mrs. Nuggs So you have moved to
Wank, street. Is the neighborhood re
sped'able?
Mrs. .luggs Why, I live there.
Mrs.'Nugg8--Oh,woll. you needn't an
ewer my question If you don't wan) to."
I OIxwIiik OriU-i'H. ,
"Ilenvcns, Gvorgo, what are yoif do
ing?"
"You told nie to '.stop walking on .the
Moor with my shoes. What else Van I
do?"
Ilniicf ill.
"Dls" Is a bottle o' mustard 1 swiped"
nt de grocery," said the optimistic
hobo. '
"Dat nln't no goodt" snorted the ofh
or. "Wo on n't. eat mustnrd."
"No; hut mebbe some kind hearteO
lady seelt)' Ave got do mustard will glv!
us de ham san'wiches."- Philadelphia
Press. ,
F
It rid Ktimi.
"Isn't that one of the rjch huslnes-j
men of the country?" .
' "Oil, he's rich enough, buj he's, no
body in particular. Why. there hasn't
been any gossip about Indicting hlnr."-2-Baltimore
American.
DllNllIlm llOlliailLM. it
, il lo (sen.Jlinenta'lly) The eyes, you
know, are. the windows of the soul. -.
SJje,, (tllppnntly) 1, suppose that. ac
counts for their frequent glassy stare
- BnUltnpro American.
!M tt iK'iitliiK' O i re u 111 Nt 11 11 oon.
'Mrs. llonier I see'yott have been
granted a divorce. I'tnso sorry $ouf
nutrrliiKP did not turn out well.
.Mrs. Oaylord Hut It did.
.Mrs. Homer I boj; jmrdon, but"
Mrs. fSayloi't I 'not ifll.OOO a yea
alimony. Isn't that well enough?
Impertinent,
l'olleo Magistrate You accuse tin
orlsoner of stealing your watch, I bo-
llevoV
PlalntlfT Yes. 'your Honor.
.l'ollce MjiKj.strate y the way, what
Is your oceuiiatlonV
Plaintiff I'm a "lawyer.
Police Matrlstrate Huh ! Whom did
you steal lite watch from?
IilMIK-XVIIlfitfO.-
"Tlrcsonie talker, isn't, he?"
"Yes ; reinindi me of a woman sharp,
nilng 'n. pencil."
"Sets your nerves on edge, eh?''
"Well, II takes him so long to get to
the point." - Philadelphia Public
U'dgor.
MUSCULAR
M RT EM T
8
1
The Old-Monk-Curc will
straighten out a contracted
muscle In a jiffy.
Don't play possum with pain,
but tend3 strictly to business.
Price 25c and 50c
E52S5SKB
After washing Jace curtains Jay a
bliCnket on the lloor 'some empty
room; spread tin; curtains on the
blanket, stretching them carefully,
and they will keep their place with
out any fastening until dried.
An ("xot'lloiit. elenner for .guitars,
violins, etc, i'g made of one-third
yioli of' linseed oil, turpentine, and
water. These shaken together in u
liottle form an emulsion or cream.
Ituh.the instrument with a cloth
iJamp"ened in the cream. Wipe dry
and polish with a wo.ilen cloth:
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.
l.'imhlo tn Ho ISvvn Ilott.uMVorlc
Ilc-
caiiwi of lililnoy 'l'ronlhi.
Mrs. Margaret Kmmorieh, ot Clinton'
si root, Napoleon, "Ohio, says: 0"Kor
tlfteon years I was a great sufferer
from k dnev troubles.
Mv buck nninoil ni
terribly. Every turn
or move caused sharp,
j iIIWf I 111 J'lllIIC 'J
tilti-iski Itirr rintitt lu
r- dark spots appeared"
. i ... . ,.. V,ljl 1 llt.l
dizzy spells. For ten
years 1 could not do
housework, and for two yttars did not
get out of the house. The kidney se
cretions wore irregular, and doctor.1
were not helping mo. Doan's. Kidney
.Pills brought me quick relief, and final
ly cured me. They saved my. life."
Sold by nil dealers. HO cents a box.
Fostor-Mllburn Co., Muffulo. N. Y. .
L. DOUGLAS
'3.50&3.00 Shoes
REST IN THE1 WORLD
tf,LD3URlas$4Gllt Edgo lino,
iannotbo oquallod atany price .
C'JilltlriMi'H Millies; fur t t.vtn, Uti uml wear
tlioy 'xell ottiiir ltmlcct.
If I could take 'you Into nny large
factories Brockton, Mass., and. show
you how carefully W.L. Douglas $ltnts
nre made, you would then understand
4t ''.I. hnn... fit llMtM.
wear lontter. and aro o greater value
Afar M
Wherever yon live, yon can tihtnin W. L.
DoukIu utincs. Jifi unmectUHt price li (ttnmucu
on the bottom, widen ptn'.ccls joti npnlimt
prices ami Interior shoes. Taftf no suhitC'
tutr. " Ask vour denier for y. L. Douclas 8li(es
ond inslst iipou trnvluc ttiein.
Fast Color Cucloti isei; ti7 will not urnr nrmy.
Write for Illustrated Catnloirof Pull Styles.
WtL nOUULAS. Dent. 14. Urocktun, Mos.
CURES CONSTIPATION
Relief that comes from the use of
pills 'of other cathartics Is better
than suliertng trpm tne results ot
constipation, but rcjiet and euro
combined may bo mm tic tne name
price and more promptly for
Lane's Family
Medicine
Is a euro for constipation, nnd the
headache, backache,, sidcacho and
general .debility that. come" from
constipation atop when tlie bowels
do their proper work.
Sold by nil dealers at 35c. and 50c.
Ha
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tr H Una Dwa Bun 6 i3 W
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ST.
JACOBS
mv
Miib Ilousu is ilio most I PSy vj 1 '
I complelu In thM country It t'" .( -.V oJI 1
I . titnd for Catalog 1 bpt" p' I '
i mm f Wmi i
SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL I'RICES. aVay f mm" the funenrif of Tropoff. his
ETChwnM "ifaltliful servant. ami urotector. out of
Mi !-fllU. for Utf. inu-rlte of, life 'own htdK
tore Ffot, usa
TOPICS OV TJiE TIMES.
A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER-
ESTING ITEMS.
Comments it rid Crlt IcImiiih Hnscd Upon
the lltippciiluuH ol tho liny IHh
torlent iiiid iuVH Notch.
Alcohol Is widely u.ed as a solvent,
thoifgh it makes many .people Insolvent.
ion win never uwuiui-u mini iim:
. it .. i
nature until you permit him to owe you
money
A chit rit aide "man gives according to
ids moans, and a miser gives according,
to his meanness.
Some men are. born famous, some men
achieve fume and some become hand-'
ome coachmen.
The people of Porto Hieo ought to
! glad that their Island came in so"
naiidy as a naval station.
ft lias boon found thfit alcohol may
ho manufactured from corncobs. Now
watch out for adulterated corncolw.
An Ann "Arbor student was hazed
tvllh paste. The incident will stick as
another proof of student foolishness.
When a bank falls In China, they
Jut off the heads of the ofllclals. They
nrvoti't had any bank failure there in
.wont year.
The average Cuban would doubtless
favor annexation if lie could be assured'
:hat it would give him ir Job with 'little
;o do but draw his salary.
Metry' (JroHi has moved away from
Hollows .Falls because her taxes were
raised several. dollars. Pt'rhaps it does
hot cost Mrs. Green much to move.
The .St,, Louis (.1 lobe-Democrat ro
tnarks that it is bolter to be fnt than
President. Our only ox-Presldeut, how
ever, lcnowshov much better still It is
to be both.
New York now has an" apartment
hotiso for the exclusive, 1140 of families
in which there are Inauy children. It
'oiighl ln0all fairiHMs to bo called The
Uoosevelt. 0
During the month of September the
'public debt was reduced tflli.OOU.Oiti
Fncle Sam must be getting his grocer
ies cheaper than the rest of il, are cget.
ting ours.
' - -.- .
.1. L. Toole,, the 'Hngllsh comedian.,
left a fortnntof .flOO.dOO and Joseph
3offorsoifdiod a rich man. The only
torlous objection to being1 a comedian
Is'that It is so djllicult.
U is lntwtfsttng to learn that Mrs.
'"assle Chailvlcl --ueiiieinlter herV has
decidfill3 to give up lni- light for 0"jus
tlce." The dose of It she got was
wholly Inadequate, but it" ought to have
natlstled her. o 0
, A dog has succeeded hi swimming the
English 'ClnfnJiol. II. Is Moo bad t'hat it
1 had to he a dog, but the benefHto sci
ence and to civilization will be about
( the .same aso If the" feat had been uc
wniplislied by a man.
Japan is reported to havesCauountHl
Its decision to hold In the hoar future
an International exhibition.. Tlu5ro
have also 17een reports of" a profxised
I falls at l'nrooloua, Spain. The .fames'.
1 town exhibition of 11)07 will hardly bo
an old story before another groat" fair
Is opened in some part of the world. o
O . . O 0 O
a
One vlrtu6ols exacted of all kings
thuy niust be physically courageous or
they cannot long 0woar the crpwn. A
klug who Is y cur ls an lucongruify.
When Nicholas of llussiif remained
the cfineeleii the hist claim 'he may have
,li:ui tipon uie worty s wsjtect. '.no cow-,
tu'd can wield thc.seepter. 0 t
, l-BeMlH? HUH UX 1-ieiU'l.lFl
' elM-rJiiwut on a lartf. seale was
per
formed at trie" battletleld of Mukden.
Several sanitary olltfet's,cwith tjood sur
gical training beluyoiuvjut, out of 100
soltllers wounded In the abilothcn llfty.
! uere operated uixm- by0 laparotomy, the
I llfty others left alone. the only treat
1 inentJconslstIntr' In absolute rostotind In
hceeplnj: the Pxlernal wound opening
; clean. (f the (Iffy soldiers operated
j upon forty died, of the non-operated
, forty survived. 'Jvhls .striking result ttv
I dlcaietl the manner of treatment of nb
Idomlnnl wounds throughout the fwhole
war. Laparotoiuy5 on pr fu the, rear
Of the battletleld was afterward luu'djy
ever performed, bin. strict care wtis tak
en IhaX all soldiers wounded in the ab
domen had absolute rest .for the llfst
three days. " 0 ,
The revenue cutter "service hns de
cided to construct it steamship for tlfe
special, purpose of cruising for and de
stroying .derelicts and, other dlonUiiK
dangers' to navigation. The proposed
ship Is to btivp a (Tlsiilacenient' of .11200
tons and a cruising rnnge under a
speoil of twelve 'knots in ordinary
weiitlifr of 4,000 knots. She Js to be
equipped with n wireless telegraph out 1
fit, searchlights and u storage room of (
the most modem design for the storage !
of explosives to be used In blowing up j
wrecks. Tudor thos?.- Hrcumstances, If
the cruising grounds of this proposed 1
ship are in the Atlantic, not greatly re- j
moved from the main routes between j
Kttrope and America, It may ho possible '
for steamers supplied with wireless fob j
ouranh svsUmiis to liiimfilL-id-Iv lmfliv
"
the wreck-destroyer of nny derelict
-which they might wieet. giving with
the notlllcatlon Its location In latitude !
and longitude, so that it may be speed- j
lly Icoked un and dest roved. I
i
Under the ordinary conditions of
'modern driving life it takes a lot ot
energy and constant effort to hold one's
own. Even the abie bodied feel thU
If one is crippled or handicapped il
any way It is often a serious problem
how to live. A dwarf who was arrest
ed for stealing declared that he had tt
steal, or starve. "A dwarf hasn't il
chance as long as he's honest. Put il
lie wants -to lie a thief he has the btd
chance In the world. There are men iu
clilengo the year round looking fot
dwarfs to assist them In their work."'
The context indicates- that the . work
consists of robbing stores by -pushing j
the dwarf through the transoms. In a
way these utterances of the misshapen
youth are a rellectlon uimiii our civili.a- (
Hon. The ancients solved the' problem
by exposing to death nil children win
gave any evidence of being weaklings.
Modern thought is repulled by such :
suggestion as well as by the argument
of some advanced persons that the do,
pendents should be put to death as tin)
cheapest and on the whole host solution
of the situation, lint while such opin
ions find no favor with the majority
it is undoubtedly true that a persois
who has anything abnormal in his phy;
steal makeup has a hard time of it in i
Jife. . The giant and the dwarf are in
the same class. Nobody cares much
about having them around. Some poo
pie cannot endure the sight of the crip
pled, even when "their heaiUs are moved
by storks of misfortune. It simply irri
tales them to see the evidence of suffer
fifg. Put opposed to that is the almost
pathetic remark of the dw
xwxu "if .r
be ask(Ht til
wasn't sftiall I would not be
help in stealing. I'd get a man's job
and a man's wages, and I'd live on thd
siin!in. itv t, t.riMW;itci i!irniicf. 1
,.- . T 1
wbih that 1 had your chance." Is used
lu congratulation, hi reproof, or in half
envy. It only omphasl7.es tin; tlunighf
that there are many people in thil
would who" really never have much of
any chance-. Such beings are found by
the liundreds In every itirgo city. Th
lack of chance may be due to prejudice
or it may Je the result of environment.
The raising of tigs from thistles 'pre1
scuts .dllliuulttes usually regarded as
impracticable oS solution. The making
of men add women out of children rais
ed uiyler certain conditions Is just at
Impossible. It follow,-; as- a necessary
conclusion, therefore, that judgmoubi
mjist. be tempered when individual
oases' are considered. The conditions
L suggested certainly exist in modern so
ciety. They are being ameliorated niori!
srful more thrimgh a thousand helpful
agencies.. TheJdeal situation would bo
one elu which every boy. and girl had
equal eluuico with .flyery "other. That"
would be a genuine democratic society.
Pub we have not reached that state.yet,
and there sttll "must be thought and a
little of pity for the one who really
has no chance at ajl In competition wltU
those wlio are normal oIn physique,
strong and healthy, and who perhaps
do not oalways realize whut such uj
equipment jnoans to them in the battla
of life.
The I'll nIi JIu Noeilfd.
"Wheti, 1 was a llttlo fellow I waa
Inclined to wait to be coaxed," relates
a fearncd-tind successful man In an ex
change. T remember sitting beside tho
brook one day while the older children
were building a dam. They, were
wailing, carrying stones, splashing thu
inud and shouting orders, but none ot
them j laying any attention to nuv,o I
fiigan to fts'l abused and lotfely, nd
was llihhoring over nfy neglected cou
dltion when Aunt Sally camt down thd
road: .
'What's0 tne matter, sonny V Why
nln't you pi try In with tlje rost?'o 0
' 'They don't want me,' I said, 'dig
ging my lists info my eyes. .'They nev
er ask me to come.' " 0
"I "eSpected" sympathy, but she gavo
me an lmpatlont shake and push. "'Is
that "all, you little nluiiy?' Nobody
wa1itso folks that'll sit "around on a
bank, and wait to be asked, she cried.
'Run aloug with thG rest," and make
yourself wanted.'
r"Thnt shako and push did the work.
lteforo I had time o recover from my
Indignant surprise 1 was In the mlddlo
of the sf renin, and soon was as busy aa
the others. Hut for that' shake and
push I might be neglected nnd waiting
to this" day. It's the people who'll help
push Instead of "waiting to be pushed
that, make the worthwhile eltlzens."
St. I.ouis Republic.
In looking yourself over, here is a
good' thing to remember: Iu all reason
ablo probability, you do not know much,
therefore be careful In coming to coti
elusions.
i m ervon
Waladies, but pet rid of the dis-
mease wnicn is tne cause or
fe most of woman's nervousness,
vi2 female trouble. I was
very nervous," writes Mrs. I
mT. L. Jones, of Gallatin, I
M Tenn., "and suffered six years I
with every disease peculiar to
K
my sex, I had headache,
backache, and acute female j
inflammation. I took three
bottles of Cardui and it cured
me I gained 35 pounds in
weight. I tell my husband
that
Best West
'I lit- trstimony of (t iit of thousands ilurins the
pnst ycir is Umt the C an Lilian West Is the brsl
West. car by yc.r the agricultural return
liiivejnc-ip.vr l in volunu- and in value, and still
tlic CanadiiiiM lovtrnmcnt olftrs 160 acr -s free to
everv bona htlc settler.
Some1 oS the Advantages
Tim phenompiial increase in railway miiirage
main lines and branches-has put almost every
portion of the country within, easy reach ol
churches, schools, markets, cheap fuel and every
modem convenience.
The NINETY MILLION BUSHEL WHEAT
CROP of this year means 560,000,000 (o tho
farmers of Western Canada, apart ftoin the
results of other grains and cattle.
For advice and inlormation addrcsa tha
superintendent ot Immigration. Ottawa, Canada,
pr the authorized Canadian Government nKent,
W. I), cott, Superintendent ol Immigration,
Ottawa; Canada, or V. Dennett. Sot New York
Life HuildiiiKOiiiaha, Neb , Authorired GovtTn
mciit Artcnts. ,
IMo co m r uhro you tvt t ''Is ft'lTr' i"nrnl
(A Positive
CURE
ElyVOtoainBalSM
t..
is quickly absorbed
Gives Relict at Once
I tt" clear scs, soothes
Ileitis and protects
tho disca3eu inem-
bmne. It euros Cn-
liirrh and dvivos
away ft Cold iu tho
Head quickly. Ho-
stores tho Ponaes of 1
d'asto and Smell. Full size DOcts., tit Drupe
gists or by mail ; Trial Size 10 eta. by mail.
Cl..l.l...--o KI!V,n., OtnNl- VmtiVnrV
WE B STER'S
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NO OTHER CMRSGTr.lASCiFTl
wUUooflenbeariminilerotlhe elver. Useful.
jaPtactical.Attraetivc.Las.ttnrr.Hchallc.ropul.u.'jl
r" U.jmplete, octecttlic, up l o uaie aim Autntirita-
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M ikttimib, bUtUJl III V..IIVI jtwin, 1 tl.w., I
IS I:L.D., U.S. Comr, of Kdn. Hiqiiest Awards ail
tne at. Iouis aim inc rortlanti L.xpi.Kitun3.
IS IT NOT THE BEST GIFT YOU CAtl bELECTP.
WrlnSTI.U'a CuLl.Ku.A Ik i A k'NAI'.Y.N
Largeili ffjtatir. !(,'nuifli. l'fijuljr lir.'l 1 ,m t';;r
e:litUui. i no ij-'e. nnd iim DLnr-.tnAi.
IS; Wnto lor "Jlftc Story ol a I'.ooW ' uepcu
- v
Wi.st;i" Ulctlonurj.
It ls"tho t'onsccvatlsm backeiL by tho
pchohtrshlp of tht edUor-ln-chler, Vlll
iam T. Iltiruis, Plu !., LL. D , lata
United Stipes Commissioner of Edu
cation, and hundreds of others of tlio
greatest educators of this audootlier,
natldns wlilch has nuide the Webster ,
International Dictionary the standard
In .the United .States Supreme Court
and qll the State Supreme Courts, also
the sthttflard of the Oovernuient Print
Ing Office, and the hnsls of nearly all
the Rchoolbooks In the country.
Onr readers should write for "Thn
.Story of a Book." Department C, G- A
C. Mcrrlam, Sprlticflold. Mass.
Keep Jtn Good HeuKh,
There are many-thousands of people all
over the world who can 'attribute their
good health to taking one or two Brand
reth'fl Pills every night. These pill
cleanse the stomach nnd bowels, stimulate
the kidneys nud liver and purify the blood.
They are tho same fine laxative tonic
your grandparents used, and being purol
Vegetable they arc adapted to children and
old people, as wtll as to those in tho vigor
ot mannooa ami woraanjiooa,
Branrtreth's PilU have been in uie tor
over a century and are for sale eerv-
yhere, either plain or surar-Mated
WIWC U a B?& M U B 0
of iMniiin
h'Ji im hM mruf in h'i ini m m
1 WOMAN'S RELIEF H
a was worth its weight in gold S
A to mc, and I recommend it to ffl
M At all DnifjgistS'