QUICK RESULTS.
-ma W. .1. IIIH. of Con-
the Pence, says:
"Doan's Kidney
Pills proved a
v e r y efficient
remedy In my
case. 1 used
them for. disor
dered kidneys
and backache,
from which 1
had experienced
a great dual of
trouble and
pain. The 'kid
nev secretions
Hero very irregular, dark colored and
full, of sediment. The Pills cleared it
nil tip and 1. have not had an ache in
my baek-u8lnce taking the last dose.
My hcalthgncntlly is improved a
great deal." '"'W
1 FOSTliR-MiraTunN CO., Buffalo,
ts. Y. For sale" by all dealers, price 50
tents per box
$
German horse butchers will odgu
4 restuuranb?n Herlin to educate the
npper'class loathe use of hoise llesli.
'j-Tf
mmmm
Wifn-lf It Is so necessary tint
wo should eomuomizc, why don't
yuu shavo yourself, instead of paying
a harbor to do It?"
Husband "That shows all you
women know about piollt and loss
accounts. Why, a little oicoo of
court plaster, no bigger than the
end of my chin, ousts ton cents.
HARD TIMES THEATRICALS.
Manufacturer want some ad
vertising space in your drop curtain
for tonight."
Theater Manager "Sorry, but
every square foot Is taken."
Manufacturer Too bad. How
ever, it will do as well If you'll, Just
change Hamlet's 'To bo or not to
bo', into 'To wash or not to wash',
and have him ring in something
about my soap "
Wo nro moTer without a. bottle of Plso'a
Cure for Connunintlon in our houcc.
Mrs. E. M. Swayao, Wakita, Okla., Apr"
17, 1001.
Miss Gannon, Secy Detroit Amateur.
Art Association, tells young women what to
do to avoid pain and suffering caused by
female troubles.
"Dear Mrs. Pinkham: IcanconsoiontioiislvTccommendliydlalD.
Pinlriinm's Vegetable Compound to those of my sisters suffering with
female weakness and the troubles wliicn so often befall women. I suf
fered for months with general wealcness, and felt so weary that I had
hard work to keep up. I had shooting pains, and was utterly miserable.
In my distress I was advised to use Lydia E. Piiikham's Vegetable
Compound, and it was a red letter day to me when I took the first dose,
for at that time my restoration began. In six weeks I was a changed
woman, perfectly well in every respoefc. I felt so elated and happy that
I want all women who suffer to got well as I did." Miss Guiia Gannon,
860 Jones St., Detroit, Mich., Secretary Amateur Art Association.
It is clearly shown in this young lady's letter that Iydia E.
Plnldiam's Vegetable Compound will cortainly euro the sufferings
of women ; and when one considers that Miss Gannon's letter is
only one of the countless hundreds which we aro continually
publishing- in the newspapers of this country, the great'virtue of Mrs. Pink-
IAm'a medicino must be admitted by all ; and for the absolute cure of all kinds
At female ills no substitute can possibly take its place. Women should bear
this important fact in mind when they go into a drug1 store, and bo sure not
to accept anything that is claimed to be " just as pood" as Lydia E. Fink
7iam's Vegetable Compound, for no other medicine for female ills has
jmade &o many actual cures.
How Another Suffer Was Cured.
DnAtt Mns. Pinkitam: I cannot praiso your wonderful remedies
onough, for they have done mo moro good than all the doctors I have
had. For the last eight years and more I suffered with female troubles,
was very weak, could not do my housework, also had nervous pros
tration.' Some days I would remain unconscious for a whole day and
night. My neighbors thought I could never recover, but, thanks to
your niodicine, 1 now feel like a different woman.
" I feel very grateful to you and will recommend Lydia E. Plnk
Imm's Vegetable Compoimd to all. It has now been four years since
I had the last spell of nervous prostration. I only weighed ninety
eight pounds at that time ; now I weigh one hundred and twenty -three.
"1 consider your Vegetable Compound the llncst remedy made.
Thanking you many times for tho benefit I received from your medicine,
I remain, Yours truly, Mas. J. II. Faiuikk, 2809 Elliott Ave., St. Louis, Mo.'5
Itcmembor Mrs. Plnkham's advice is free and all sick women
aro foolish if they do not ask for it. She speaks from tho widest
j experience, and has helped multitudes of women.
CfiOfi FORFEIT If vrooannot forthwith produce the orlprlnal letters and signatures of
94 W WW
'i in 31ert, Co., Lynn, Mm.
mm
Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year.
THE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDIGMZ
CANDY CATHARTIC
1 50c
M0
Al
Dntoltts
111', It Jl)twL.
Sllmpurse" You sn ou are not ir
love witij any inu ol . but you are ir
love with ai in., Perhaps I cm
In time iipuroucli Umi, i ci on 1 . "
Mies U ami (rogrutfully) "I'n
afraid not. lie is u cliiuacter ii
tho 'Arabian Nights.' ICvorytlilui
Do totiehon turned to gold."
llfHrhi'th'o tforhl.
Cream, Ark., Nov. 7.(Speclnl.) -Af
tcr eighteen months' suffering from
iflpllepsy, Haekacho and Kidney Com
plaint, Mr. W. II. Smith of this place
is u well man again and those who
liavo watched his return to health un
hesitatingly give all tho credit to
Dodd's Kidney Pills, in an interview
regarding his .cure, Mr. Smith says:
"I had boon low for elchteen months
with my back and kidneys nml also
IOpilepsy. I had taken everything I
know of and nothing seemed to do me
any good till u friend of mine got me
to send for Dodd's Kidney Pills. I find
that they are the greatest medicine in
tho world, for now I amiable to work
and am In fact as stout and strong as
before I took sick."
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure tho Kid
neys. Cured Kidneys cleanse the blood
of all Impurities. Pure blood means
good health.
Tamarisk timber 4,000 years old
lias been found lo perfectly sound
condition in ancient Egyptian tcni-
pics.
WEDS TO SAVE HER FARM.
TflE EVILS OF POVERTY.
The lessons taught through want
aro not always ennobling, and there
Is n limit to poverty beyond which
is dismay and well nigh utter des
pair. Dickens, even aftar yenrs and
years of prosperity, could nevor bear
to recall tho frightful privations he
endured in boyhood, and shrank as
if mortally hurt when any allusion
was raado to certain reminiscences of
the past, of which oxtremo poverty
was the central figure. There wero
iinntvp.rsarles and scenes which ho
could never recall without a shuddei
and some passages In his life wnicl
to Ids dying day brought a Sad palrn
ed look to ills face. Constant de
privations makes of any lite a curse,
and it forces many human bolnus)
to live mere automaton existences.
They would, if' they could, all of
them, perhaps, escape the-oviJ, but
tho weight Is upon them, the mill
stone is about their necks, and there
U nothing left them but stoic In
dilTerence. The blessings of savory
food, sunny homes, books, pictures,
tho opportunities or doing good and
of making others happy, aro not to
bo too lightly estimated., and cruel
Is the cause that shuts all of them
out. Life was not designed to dis
ippoint every aspiration, but to en
able it to expand, and any condition
which stni'thirs aspiration or blights
the possibilities or one's nature, is a
terrlbl.) misfortune, should be ac
cepted as nothing less and should be
manfully combated
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
TILL NOON.
The Pimple Dish tlmt lccpt One Vluor
oim mid Well l-'ed.
When the Doctor takes his own
medicine mid the grocer eats the food
he rccommeuds some confidence comes
to the observer.
A Grocer of Osslan. lnd.,'had a prac
tical experience with food worth any
one's attention.
He says: "Six years ago I became
so weak from stomach and bowel trou
ble that I was dually compelled to
give up all work in my store, and In
fact all ports of work, for about four
years. The last year I was confined
to the bed nearly all of the time, and
.mich of the time unable to retain food
of any sort on my stomach. My bow
sis wore baiily constipated continual
ly and I lost in weight from 105 pounds
down to 88 pounds.
"When at the bottom of tho ladder I
changed treatment entirely and startr
ed In on (Jrape-Nuts and cream for
nourishment. I used absolutely noth
ing but this for about three months.
I slowly Improved until I got out of
bed and began to move about.
"I have been improving regularly
and now in the past two years have
been working about fifteen hours a
day In the store and nevfer felt betto
In my life.
"During these two years I have
never missed a breakfast of Grape
N'uts and cream, and often have it two
meals a day, but the entire breakfast
.s . always made of Grape-Nuts and
cram alone.
"Since commencing the use of Grape
Nuts I have never used anything to
stimulate the action of the bowels.- a
hlng 1 had to do for years, but this
'ood keeps me regular and In fine
shape, and I am crowing stronger and
heavier every day.
"My customers, naturally, have been
interested nnd 1 nm compelled to an
swer a great many questions about
Grape-Nuts.
"Some peoplo would think that a
iimple dish of Grape-Nuts and cream
ivould not carry one through to the
noonday meal, but it will and in the
most vigorous fashion."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Look in each pkg. for the famous
'IHle bonk. "Th xiauA ta Wllvllla"
Hud to Get n liuttbniid or I.cnvc Old
Home.
Howard Allen, of Stntcn, Ind., n
Iravollng salesman for a sewing inn
:hino company, nnd Mrs. Amanda
Burllngham, of Preble, a village about
Ion miles north of Cortland, were mar
ried under romantic circumstances,
lays the lilnghamton (N. Y.) corre
spondent of tho Now York licrald.
Tho two had not known each other
more than hnlf an hour when tho cere
mony was performed by n justice of
Iho ycaco of Preble.
Mrs. Burllngiiam was a widow of GO
With two children, a son nnd a daugh
ter. She owns u large farm at Preblo
hud this year has found considerable
jlililculty In procuring competent help
to assist her in tho farm -work. i
Several weeks ago li. ,T. Bowdlsh, of
Cortland, n sewing machine salesman, 1
was in Preblo on a tour of collection
ft ml stopped at tho homo of Mrs. Bur-1
llngham, who complained of tho scarc
ity of farm help and said tho only '
Way sho could see out of her difUculty
was to get married.
Mr. Bowdlsh sympathized with tho '
widow and jokingly remarked that ho
Ivould have to llnd n man for her. Mrs.
Burllngham replied that sho would bo
Very glad if ho would find hor a re
irpectablo hustiand, and tho conversa
tion was closed.
Mr. Bowdlsh hnd thought nothing
more of tho matter until Thursday aft
ernoon, when ho and Mr. Allen and
ovornl othor sewing machine salesmen
rore gathered in tho Cortland otllccs
the sowing machine company for a
onferonce. Hi the afternoon mail de
Ivery came a letter for Mr. Bowdlsh
rom Mrs. Burllngham. In It the wld
rw reminded the ngent of his promise
o find her n husband and asked him
rhnt progress he had mado In tho mat
er. Sho said that the farm crops wero
uttering badly because of lack of help,
nd nho was very anxious to llnd a hus
land capable of carrying on tho farm
fork, otherwise sho would bo obliged
o sell out. As alio had lived on the
arm twenty-seven years she did not
rant to leave and live with new Bur
oundlngs. While the other agents Joked Mr.
Lllen took the matter seriously nnd
old that ho thought It was a chanco
or which he had been looking.
At first his fellow agents thought ho
rns joking, but ns ho was evidently In
strneat they began to take tho matter
terlously. Ho said that ho was tired
if wandering about the country with
mt a settled homo, nnd for throe or
our years lie had been looking for
ome good place to locate.
Mr. Bowdlsh volunteered to tnke
Lllen to Preblo on Sunday.
Mrs. Burllngham welcomed the pnr
y enthusiastically and wasted no Urao
h getting to tho point. She made Mr.
Lllen give her tho history of his past
Ife, and In doing so learned tlint he
vas a widower of -17, with n daughter
Iving In Chicago. Mr. Allen assured
tor that lie had worked on n farm nnd
vas used to farm work, farm macbln
iry, tools, etc.
Mrs. Burlinglinm was soon satisfied
hat Mr. Allen was tho man for whom
he had boon waiting and proposed thnt
hey bo married at once. Justice of the
?eaco Dalloy was nroused' from his
ilumbcra and with Miss Nettie Bur
Ingham, tho daughter of the bride, no
Iridesmnld, and Mr. Bowdlsh as bosl
han, the ceremony was performed.
In Othor Cities; Too.
"Speaking of high rents In Colum
)us," said n well-known business man,
'reminds me that a greot mony land
ords are trying to make their tenautt
?ay for the property in ten years.
"The landlord purchnses n lot and
thou a building and loan association
uts up n building for him. Wo wit'
tuppose the building costs $2,000. Or
:his the lnndlord must pay back ?2(
per month.
"Ho rents tho house for $25 pel
nonth, which gives him 00 per yeai
tor taxes and repairs. In ten yean
lis tenant has paid tlio debt, Interest
ind all.
"The tenant could have done thh
for himself, just nB easily as he did foi
als landlord, nnd then after ho had flu
ished paying he would have the prop
irty, Instead of it belonging to soim
Nie else.
"I am surprised thnt the laborinp
men do not see this matter just as It h
uid own their own property. Thej
ire inlying for it anyhow, and if thej
Were wise they would pay It on tlieii
awn account." Columbus Free Press
lioqtteHt, for Powu-rlty.
"I shall leave It ull to posterity," said
Jie rhyme-smith.
Knowing that he was no exception
'o the rule that poots aro born but not
jald, I could uot soo how posterity
vould bo bonoflted by his bequest.
"I mean," ho explained, "that pos
nriry will rt tnn Mnce "
"You evidently uro a wag," said I,
is n red ray of understanding broke In
ipon mo. "You Intend to got out bo
lore posterity comes in and be gone
wifely boforo It has any chance to re
nllato on you In view of all things, a
aost commendable decision."
Ml III MOOSE
JACK RIB'SEX'S SECRET TOR '
SECURING SLEEP.
A. MlMourl I'noKlri Itnllrnml Conductor
TelU How II o I'roTcnU Uiv
IVrfick of Ills Nerve.
A great deal of fntiguo nnd nnxioty is
aoused up iu tho littlo red box that
swings at tho tall end of ovory froighfc,
halu and shares In overy jolt of th
itring of heavy cars that prccodos it on
tho rails. Tho mou In it tiro good, hearty
follows who boar chcorfully tho hazard
conncotcd with tho gronb problom of
transportation. Thoy nro astir night
nnd day on a vast network of linoB and
tho sympathies of tons of thousands of
poacof ul littlo homos go with thorn ou
ihoir runs. Tho groat publio must hav
its supplies and those nro tlto mou who
must got them through at tho cost eve
of thoir lives.
Mr. Jock Ramsey, of Council Grove,
Kansas, is au onorgotio, frank, good
naturod member of this brothorhood and
ho boars a load of worries that makes itf
nocossary for him to sock holp to koop
his oxoi tod nerves from wearing him out.
Flo nays :
" "What troublod me most was my in
ability to got sleep when tho chanco came
and a most irritating sensitiveness of my
whole nervous system, growing out of
tho irregular! tioa and anxictios con
nected with my daily work. Throe or font
years ago a clerk in tho suporintondout'i
office of tho Missouri Pacific, at Osawa
tomio, advised me to use Dr. Williams'
Pink Fills for Palo Peoplo. I noted ob
his ndvico and got help right nwny. So X
kcop thorn on hand all the timo and
whouovor tho strain begins to toll on
mo I tako n fow doses. Thoy qaiel
down my oxoitod norves and make il
posstblo (for mo to sloep jost liko n child.
Thoy aro mighty good medicino for
railroad man. That is tho absolute truth,
as far as my exporiouoe goes, nnd I am
right glad to recommend them."
Dr.Williams'Piuk Pills for Palo Peoplt
are unliko othor modicincs because they
not diroctly on tho blood and nones.
They are a positlvo core for all discuses
arising from impoverished blood ox
shattered norves. They are sold by aU
dealers, or will be sent postpaid on re
ceipt of prico, fifty cents a box, or sis
boxes for two dollars nnd fifty cents, by
addressing Dr. Williams Medicino Com
pany, Schenectady, N. Y.
There woro 0,000 duels In Germany
ast year, with a mortality of 21 as
thown by official reports.
Voxr'H Thlal
We offer One Hundrorf Dollars Reward fat
,117 caxo of Catarrh tliat cannot be cured by
air uaiarrn utiro.
V. J. GHKN1CY & CO., rrojw., Toledo. O.
We the umlorslgnod hare known lp. J. Cheney
or the last 15 years, and boltrre lilra porfoctly
lonurabU la all business transactions and fluan
dally able ta carry out an,! obligation made by
Uiolr arm.
Wkht &T11UAX. Wholesale Drut,'sb:ti,Tolodo,0.
IVauiiko. Kinkan & Mahvxk, Wholesale
DnttrpUU, Tolodo. O.
Uall'i Catarrh Curo Is taken Internally, aotlne
llrectly upou the blood and mucous surface of
Iho systotn. Trice 75a. per bottle. Hold by all
VurkIiu. Testimonials freo.
liail'M Family Pills aro the best.
There aro moro than 100,000
widows In Berlin.
Mrs. Windows SOOTHING 8YRUP for chil
dren teething, softens the rums.reduccs lnfla
matlon.allayspain cures collo. Price 25o bottle.
An ill-natured man is ml horror.
I am moro afrado ov him than I
am ov a bloodhound or a hyena.
I belcavo Jazyncss iz the cause ov
more mlzory In. this world than
sickness Iz, but I kan't provo it.
Thozo peoplo who don't think
there lz cnov honesty In tho world
hav been studying tnomselfs too
clussly.
Ingratitude iz az mean az it 1z
common, and tho ungrateful man
kan't, tell how long it will be be
fore he will he a raalishus one.
Not only have Japanese women
adopted tho European costumes, but
porao oven wear trousers.
One of tho most pitiful frights in tb
vorld Is au Intelligent, on or got ic, pro
froflvo woman married to a worth
ess man who doosn't know nuch.
THEIR FATAL MISTAKE
Returned Traveler -"Wbat has be-
como of Catchem & Cheatum, the
rich lawyers? Itetlrod 1 presume."
Resident" Yes, They aro both in
tho poor house."
"Phr-wl What hapepnedV"
'Thoy had a quarrel, and sued
iach other."
Mean, Mean Man It was near
midnight, nnd tho Union Station
was almost desorted. On ono of the
teats in the center of tho vast room
were seated a young man and a ghl,
apparently newly married. They
were clasping bands, and tho' love
light, in the girl's oyes cast a
halo over the scene. Even tho clcc
trie lights blinked in appioval.
During nno of their most impassioned
scenes tho unromantlo waller of trains
ploked up his megaphone, and shout
ed, In thunderous tones: "Brouk
wny t"
The enraptured coudo Jumped a
foot straight up in tbo air, and the
(irl almost fainted from fright.
Then tho unsentimental train caller
laughted in ghoulish uleo Albany
rournal.
