NEMAHA ADVERTISER.
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NEMAHA, NBIJRASKA
An honet rmin In trul 'm good thing
for crodltorg.
' Tho wind doe not whistle through
tho burn that in full of wheat
fimieral Kuropnlkln says ho did not
lose u gun during tho rot rent. Ap
parently ho lot some 17,000 men.
A Chicago scientist insists that ho
secured, milk with formaldehyde traces
direct from a cow. That scorns Uko an
uddor Impossibility.
Slmilla Bhnillbus curantur. Tho town
of Tornado, Tox., has boon wiped out
by a tornado. It's safe to gamble that
the town is cured of its name.
Tho police say that tho womon'H
fashion of carrying liandbaga is re
sponsible for the many holdups. As In
tho days of Adam tho woman Is to
blame.
Upton Ik bound to provo that Great
Britain can beat tho Uidted States at
tho yachting game, oven If he has to
got an American designer to build tho
boat to do it.
Tho man who says "Oh, fudge"
when he feels profane may be a better
example to tho children, but somehow
It doesn't seem that ho would bo as
much of a protection against burglars
in the night.
Tho dlvlno who stamps his letters
"Not to travel on Sunday" can have
his request carried out by mailing his
epistles early enough In tho week so
they will reach their destinations by
Saturday night.
How-logged men are to bo discrim
inated against by army recruiting olll
eers hereafter. The average bow-logged
man will be unable to see wherein tho
knock-kneed man has any natural ad
vantage over" him.
A minister In Michigan has solved
tho "yellow peril" very satisfactorily.
Ho say.s: "If Japan wins, It will mark
tho ilrst step toward-Anglo-Saxon su
premacy of the world. Japan will load
China, Britain will lead Japan and
America will lend Britain. The rest of
Kuropo will follow easily."
In looking over tho effects of a
Massachusetts millionaire recently, his
executors, who had handled vast sums
until they grow to seem rather com
monplace, "discovered personal proper
ty, hitherto unknown, to tho amount of
a million and a half." Tho Incident
helps one to realize how large a large
fortune Is. And yet the emotions of
those executors were only such as poor
folk may experience. Who has not
known tho Joyful surprise of Hading a
dime or a nickel lu an unused lvocket?
Tho events of tho present war In the
far Hast have shown that the Japanese
known to tho nations of the world as
"the little brown men" are tho equals
of any other soldiers on the globe,
whether tho test has been one of brav
ery, endurance or accuracy In tiring.
Tho severest tests of modern warfare
have boon repeatedly, for mouths past,
applied to these small soldiers of the
Orient ritted against soldiers of large
size and boasted endurance, they have
emerged from the smoke of conflict In
every Instance, whether on sea or land,
victoriously.
It Is certain that the schools are pe
culiarly the victims of the faddists. A
low years ago all our educational au
thorities went daft on the subject of
vortical handwriting. It never occur
red to them to llnd out whether tho
merchants who hire bookkeepers ap
proved of this style of writing. There
was no thought of tho individuality
of tho child of which orr.lnarlly tho
handwriting is supposed to bo the ex
pression. So tho vertical style was
adopted. Now wo aro informed that
It Is bolng abandoned because the men
with Jobs to give will not tolerate It.
This is but one illustration.
The. growth of tho American nary
has boon unprecedented Jn the annals
qf tho world, It Is a good navy, con
sisting of stout ships manned by able
men and intelligently directed, but
some of tho naval officers and officials
of tho Navy Department aro beginning
to ask what good It Is to build tho
ships if there are no men to man thein.
Their queries aru not unraaixmable.
There h not u ship in the n'tvjr
is not short of men and ofllcers, and
Jn order to overcome this lack some
ten or more vessels which are In need
of some repairs will bo put out of com
mlnslon for tho tlmo being, not because
tho repairs are so serious as to call for
this Btep, but simply because of the
.shortage of the men behind tho aruns.
Tho Emgllsh, aB a peoplo, are unlrer-
iiy wiown as a nation or very siuruy
a M . . .
rights, and a recent case in Liverpool
illustrated those oharactcrJtlea strik
ingly. A purchasor of toa coinp.aiuid
that ho had to pay for tho bag at tho
tea rate, whou ho bought tea, because
tho grocer put tho ton In tho bag and
weighed tho bag and tea together. Tho
cano waa taken beforo a magistrate'!
court and the hapless grocer wa fined,
lie appealed tho case and tho high
court has decided that ho was within
his rights lu weighing tho bag with
toil because that was tho universal
practice and cUHtom, which was gen
erally understood anil acquiesced In.
Tho striking thing about tho whole
case and tho proceedings In connection
with it is tho extraordinary tenacity
with which t)o 'englishman pursues
little things and the serious and order
ly manner In which ho sots about to
rcgulato tho minutest matters which
concern his pockctbook.
It Is Idle to go to college without a
lively appreciation of the main busi
ness for wh Icli one goes. That is to do
college work., A college degree worth
the having can be won by nothing but
serious, resolute, systematic study.
Habits must be regular. Health and
rational living and strong purpose are
vital factors. Itocrcatlon is necessary!
to sound health, and companionship is
essential to sane living. So a rational
division of time is important. A man
cannot rest too much and do his work,
nor can ho work overmuch without en
dangering his powers of work. IIo
cannot by any oourso of Irrational
pleasure rob his body and mind of their
native strength and natural zest with
out falling in tho main thing i'or which
he goes to college. Then there Is tho
problem of student friendships and or-j
ganlzations. In many cases tendencies
have gone so far before leaving homo
that they settle tills matter at once. If
not, it settles Itself very quickly when,
the time conies. It Is interesting, some
times amusing, to see how quickly a
now student settles down with a fra
ternity, or with the Christian Associa
tion, or with a literary society, or with
a scleutlllc club, or with the "barbar
lans." Close association with congenial
spirits Is natural, and it is well. A
boy should make close friendships with
those whose friendships mean the most
to him. There Is something more than
friendship lu the student organizations.
There Is good experience lu helping to
manage an organization, In the neces
sity of giving way to others at times,
In the habit of standing up for some
thing, and In the nucesslty of so steer
ing the affairs of an organization that
one ecu stand up for It. A student do
nios himself much If he docs not go In
with some college organization.
Sancho Panza said: "God bless the
man who ilrst Invented sleep." To this
may be ailded a blessing for tho Lon
don physician who Is putting in a pro
test against early rising. The name of
the physician Is not given, but who
ever he Is he deserves a benediction.
"May ho live long ami prosper." This
wise doctor says: "To be forced to
get up early grinds the soul, curdles
the blood, swells the spleen, destroys
all good Intentions and disturbs all day
the mental activities. Criminals are
always recruited from tho early-rising
class." How different this from the
old New England adage about early
to bed and early to rise and the ad
vantages of tho early bird and all thatl
Wake up at 5 o'clock in the morning
and see who it is mat is stirring. Is
It the wealthy? la It tho healthy or
the wise? No, It Is the milkman, who
would not think of getting up early
If dally riecesslty did not compel him.
Is he getting rich? Not too fast, espe
cially If ho Is honest. Or It Is the news
paper carrier or the street car con
ductor or some other whose work com
pels him to be up early. There Is not
a rich man among them. The man
who h at liberty to wake up leisurely,
to coin down to his breakfast frith-
out any hurried preparations ami who
goes to his business after he lias read
the morning paper is far more likely
to be healthy and wlso than tho man
In a rush, and he Is certainly a far
more agreeable man to moot either In
a social or business vay. If one must
got up early, if fate decides thero la
no other way, resignation Is called
for, but let no man who gets up early
think he Is living tho Ideal life or that
his action calls for special praise.
Even though he may b amiable ho
would be far more amiable If ho
would let nature hare her way and
wake up slowly. Who kuows but that
In the last analysis tho origin of all
evil Ib the getting up too early, be
ginning tho day "wrong end to," and,
finding out when it Is too late thot a
llttlo more sleep, a little more slumber
would have made the fuco of all crea
tlon look brighter?
Slow.
Caaey (tho stone masou) Phwat's
row below?
Oassldy (the hod earrlor) Sburo,
English Jim Just fell from the nocoud
dure t' the basomlnt.
Oaaey That's an Rnllshman. for
ye. Shore, It was two bourn ago I told
him Joke. u' if took him all ttiU
tolmn to tu-''j!ft. Philadelphia Pre.
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UNCLB SAM"A Remedy That
Such Endorsements Should
Be In Every Homo."
Election Returns That
a SAU CASE.
Hostess "My dear count, you must
pardon me, but I have such a very
doo r mauiory of namc9, it's a real
aullctlon. 1 have forgotten yours."
The Count 11 You shoulc Rorault
a specialist on mcndal diseases, my
tear madam, you really shoult. My
name is Kaskowowskiscbnilling
loskl." MEXICAN
Mustang Liniment
cures Sprains and Strains.
Wall papers made of immitntlon
Ilk and satin ate the fads Just now
-villi people who aro able to pay for
them.
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Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Biliousness, Hclch
Intr, Distress after Hrrj;. Liver Complaint,
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HOW TO MANAGE HENS.
Mrs. Suhurb"1 don't see what's
tbo matter with our hens. They
don't lay at al1."
Warmer Meadow "You don't feed
tm right, mum. Just you give 'em
ibout two do'lais' worth of corn
every week, and the'll lay you a
dollar's worth of eggs every seven
days
SURPRISED AT n ER KNOWL
EDGE.
1 rump "Please, mum,
I'm a ri-
nancler, and
Huiisckeeoer "Huh I You
look
like It."
Tramp "You surprise me, mum.
I'd hardly have suspected that a
lady in this out-of the-wav place
would be so fnmiliar ' with Wall
Street as to know a man on the
wrong side of the market when she
sees him."
The Colonel's Kar A Kentucky
'olcnel, who in every other way
snowed enjoyment of his bourbon,
always shut his eyes :is ho lifted his
libs- to his lips. As this Is the wav
children are usually advised to take
unsavory medicine, his friends won-
tiered that the colonel shoul 1 show
such aversion to looking nt the hover-
lime that all the rest of Kentucky
likes to g.izc on only less than to
ta-te. Some one asked film at last
why ho always shut his eves. Ho
replied: "Ah'm afrild If Ah lnr-kd
it it raah mouth would wiitali and
lllutomuh liquah." N Y. Tribuno.
Cauotas ms' fa and onfn mora ninn'a 03. RO (c?
ttmn tty atiiar txnutacturar In tho world. -
I s!:ac3
Tho reason W. U Domilns j.io lioe are tliH greatest rnllera In th world la licratmeof tlielroxrol
lent ntrlii. nnf Httiot; tunl urlor wourii'K cji ulliloi. If 1 cmild aliow ymi tli dttTerenca 1nitorit the
Mine; niKdo in my f.K'tniy und th. po of other n ukt' Hurt tlio hlnh-grA luntlierKii'ed.you ivnuld uiulnr
ft.iim why W. I,. II. aulas Sm thoc com itiore to inalni. why thry hold thrlr almpK, tit better, tunr
loimer, tiiiil r of ere ter Intrlualii vnhio thun uny other is.lO ehoo on tho market to-Uiiy, uud why the
aalea ror tho lenreiirtliisf .Inly t. Wl, were ts ,'J'VJ.liio.oO.
W. I., lionvlne iiu,r iiteB thf lr value by 'iiniiin hla name and price on the bottom. Look for It
talc no eubUtutu. Sold by vlioo dealera ovory n here.
superior m nr, gomfqrt and yjear.
" hnTt uorn H', Ibtialas $$t9-thntior th4 hut lurlvt tfori tth abiolutt
an'i'Jri n. JJlntt thtm lunmor vijlt, comfort amt vtar to olhrt t cutting Jrm
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IV. L. OOUaLAS, Uroaktan, Masaachuaatta.
Mas
Interest All Parties.
Western Canada's
MAGNIFICENT CROPS FOR 1904
Western Canada's Wheat Crop ,
This Year Will Be
60,000,060 BUSHELS1
AND WHEAT AT PRESENT 18 WORTH SI A BU8KEI
The oat and barley crop will also yield
abundantly.
Splendid price for all kinds of jjraln, cat
tle and other farm produce for the growing
of which the climate la unsurpns.?nl. ,
About 150,000 Americana have settled In
Western Canada during tbo past three
years.
Thounands of free homesteads of 1G0 acres
each still available In the best agricultural
districts. u
It has been said that the United .States
will be forced to Import wheat within, a
very few years. Secure a farm lu Canada,
and become one of thotie who will pro-"
dttce it.
Jpply for Information to 8u)rln1n4fnt Vf Immigration,
OtUwa, Canada, or to Anthorlitd Canadian flo ornioo nl A it nt:
W. V, Knntl, 801 Hew Tort LU Eld., Omnhn. Nob.
Bargainsin Harlan C mi.
Heal Estate is always a safe
investment.
It neither burns nor blows
away
(Jan you afford to rent when
you can own a quarter sectioo
for $250
For further information writo
Schumacher r .lames, Orlenns, Neb.
When the lord mayor of London
Is arrayed in his mhos of ofllco, he
wears a badge which is ornamented
with diamonds valued at W00 000.
PT WEATHER COMFORT
"I have uiod your FISH BRAND
Clicker for flvo yeara and can truth
fully tay that I never have had
anything give mo to much com
fort and satisfaction. Enolosed
find my order for another one."
(naui and aoumw oh application)
You can dsfy tho hardest storm with
Tower's Waterproof Oitod
Clothing and Hats
OUR GUARANTEE IS BACK OF THIS
SIQN OF THE FISH
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Boston, u. o. A.
10WEH CANADIAN CO.
Limited
TORONTO, CANADA
ass
A Swiss watch on exhibition oy a
Parisian Jeweler has a little phono,
graph attached and is thus enabled
to announce the hour. It shouts
loud enough to be heard at a dis
tance of twenty fet't.
BEGGS' CHERRY COUGH SYRUP
euros coughs and colds.
rat
1 CUfiTwHtHt All ttSE fAltS7i
Host uoucn bjrup. Taaieo uooo.
In tliiia. Pom DT dniirKl!".
UCM.iaMIll
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V "N. II. HU . a Vf)kU VKI1
Sttilfcd Green I'cppera.
Cut tho stem-ends from poppers and
omovo tlio white membrane and seeds.
?ut into a dlah and pour bollinj? water
vcr tlicm, then 'lot tliem stand until
iold in the water. This takes away
ill hot taste. Drain and fill with a
forcemeat of chopped mutton, hoof or
real, to which a little mlncwl hidn lias
)pen added, and atliulnienpUKh boiled
ice to make a nnsffltoPfiie mixture.
UolKten with seasonTilgravy or boup
itock. Replace the ondu on the jop
)ers, stand up In a bakelish, pour tho
rravy or stock about fclrjm and bako
mill tender. Serve nbftmcc. If you
ike, you may thicken ffHe jrrnvy and
jour It about file base rtf' tho poppers
is they stand on a hot dftfh.
Flali Calcchv t,'
Ingredients: One pound of cooked
lsh, one egg, milk, ..frying fat, ono-'"
pound of coldpotatbes, one ounce of
jutter, soaiKirHngsanchovy sauco. Mix
tho flakeiTJffish, free fromboue, with
'Jie mashed potato. Season with wilt,
jnyennt? pepper, rind a few drops of s
lnchovy aauce. Moisten .with butter
llssomxLln a llttlo warm, milk, add a
beaten egg. , With a steerfork beat nil
together .till thoroughly
mlxou. Form
Into round . cakes, mould
flat, brush
pvovwlth beaten egg, dlp"nto crushed
tlry?brcad crumbs, and fry In plenty
of boiling fat to a golden -color.
I'rcBcrvcd liluibarh. -a
Out the rhubarb Into inch lengtii,y
wash, and allow a pound of nugar tof
ivory pound of the rhubarb. Put thai
uibarb ami sugar in alternate layers
31 the preserving kettle and add a very"
little -water, sotting aside over night.
In tho morning drain off the liquid and
boll to a eyrup, add Uio rhubarb and
dmmer until tender. Remove the rhu
barb, pack into jars and bollAthe yrup
antll thlckdlngfat tho 'last tho julco
f tli'rcollcmons to every seven pounds
f sugar that baa been used, lfiii the
lars to overflowing with the liquid,
ilien seal.
Canned Corn.
Put ripe corn on the fire In boiling
wilted water and cook for twenty min-
ntes. Take from tho fire and cut from
.ho cob. Rack in Jars, cover tho coin
ivith the water hi which It was boiled,
ind sft the jars over the fire hi a broad
ind deep dlalipan. Pour- water all
ibout the Jars, bring tills to a hard
boll, let this continue for fire mluutou,
then seal at once. Keep In a dark
?lace, as the light injures the corn.
Stewed Tripe.
Cook two pounds of tripe in boiling
water until tender, and cut Into finger
ttrlps. Make a sauce of one tablcapoon
f chopped onion and two tablespoons
)f chopped green peppers in three lor
il teaspoons of butter. Add a round
ing tablespoon of flour, and when weM
rombined onohalf cup of stock and
.trained tomatoes and cook a few niia
ates, add the tripe and cook tea mlu
itcs more.
Corn Hrend. .
Sift one cup of com meal, one cup o
lour, oneJialf level toaspoon of salt
md three level toasDoons of baklna
powder. Boat two eggs, add one-half
:up of sugar, and beat again; add one
up of milk and a tablespoon of meltod
butter to the dry ingredlonts. Beat,
?our into a greaaed shallow pan, and
bake.
Fruit Mush.
To one quart of thoroughly cooked
frcwh or canned) fruit, add four tablo-
moonfuls of corn staroli dissolved in
half a cupful of water. Set oyer tha
(Ire, stirring constantly, and allow it
to come to a boll and thicken- Removo
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LIU111 AI1U, YilL:u iVfVf., nut Vli JCU IVi
two liours ami serve with whipped
treani.
a
Frizzled CurroU.
Peel tlie carrota, and slice very thin
and let stand In cold water an hourj
flry in a towel, and pour thorn Into n
kettlo half full of boiling fat Fry a
alee brown, skim out, then place on
brown paper, sprinkle with salt and
sugar, put In the oven until hot, and
serve at once.
Hints for the HoiiHcwlfe.
Do not waste banana sklua; they ar
excellent for cleaning glace kid booti
or brown boots and shoos, ltub first
with tlio banana skin, then polish with
a cloth.
"When washing white or colored rib
bons, add ono teaspoonful of mothy.
lated spirits to a pint of cold Avatet
mid rinse tbo rtbbm through, and 14
will look quite new.
A few drops of good scent on bits ol
pumice stone, and the bits slipped in
bureau drawers or among gowns in a
ivardrobo, will perfumo clothing de
lightfully. To keep soup let It remain covered
ivltli a coating of fat, as It excludes tin
air and helpa to preserve the stock. I
the soup has no fat, use clarified drip
lng for the purpose.
