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I Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer of the Young Woman's Temper ance Association of Buffalo, N.Y strongly advises oil ntfsering women to rely, as she did, up on Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound. " Dkaji Mks. Pinkuam : Tour med icine is indeed an ideal woman's medi cine, and by far the- best I know to restore lost health and strength. I Buffered misery for Bcvcral years, being troubled with monorrhagia. Wy back ached, I had bearing-down pains and frequent headaches. I would often wake from restful sleep, and in such tain that I suffered for hours before I could go to sleep again. I dreaded the long nights as much as tho weary days. I consulted two different physicians, hoping to get relief, but, finding that their medicine did not seem to cure me. I tried your "Vegetable Compound on tho recommendation of a friend from tho East who was visiting mc. " I am glad that I followed her ad vice, for every acho and pain is gone, and not only this, but my general health is much improved. I have a fine appetite and havo gained in flesh. My earnest advice to Buffering women is to put aside all other medicines and to take Tjydi.aE. Plnlcham's Vege table Compound." Mi6B Neixik Uolmks, 540 No. Division St., Buffalo, N.Y. $5000 forfeit I forfolnat of above letter pro ving genuineness cannot be produced. Rheumatism is almost unknown iiti Japan. The Japanese escape the malady, to a great degree, by avoid ing tho excessive use of alcohol and tobacco. Free to Twenty-Five Ladies. Hie Detlance Starch Co. will give 25 ladies a round trip ticket to the Si. Louis Exposition, to five ladies in each of the following states: Illlulos, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and Missouri who will send in the largest number of trade marks cut from a ten cent, 10 ounce package Df De fiance cold water laundry starch. This means from your own home, anywhere in the above named states. These trade marks must be mailed to and received by tho Detlance Starch Co., Omaha, Nebr., before September 1st, 1904. October and November will be the best months to visit the Exposition. Remember that Detlance Is tho only starch put up 10 oz. (a lull Dound) to tho pack age. You not one-third more starch for the same monov than of any other kind, aud Defiance never sticks to tho iron. The tickets to the Exposition will he sent by registered mall September 5th. Starch or sale by all dealers. Wlmmin makes tho very best kind nv fust lutennnts, but the poorest 'ind ov kaptins. The Humorist's Rebuke Mark Tsvin and VV. II. Dowells were one day lunching in acafo in New York. Two over-dressed young men en tered, and the lirst one said In a loud voice: "Walter, bring me some bisbuo of lobster, a bottle of wlno and a chop. Tust mention my name to the cook too, so that everything will be done to my liking." The second young man said: "Bring me some sole with peas, and tell the cook who it's for." Mr. Twain gavo his order a moment later. lie said in a loud voice: "Bring me a half dozen oysters, und mention my name to Bach of them." Brooklyn Eaelo. In Worcester thero aro 703 women who make needles and 11,04-J nail ma ice rs. Sale 10,000,000 THE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDICINE CANDY CATHARTIC 10c, 25c, 50c BEST FOR THE BOWELS BRIGHT SAYINGS A woman uses a glass to color her face, aud a man uses otic to color his nose. When a man is unable to mnko a living at anything else he lsellgiblo for a government job. If you would get up with tho lark go to bed without one. A woman is never too good ob be true. A swallow of brandy often turns out to be a bird of ill omen. It's a case of quick consumption with the man' who bolts his food. During courtship a girl thinks marriage is a bavcu of rost in which she will bo free f roic all worry aud care. After marriage she has an other think coming. Chicago News. Tho devil's traps aro allwuss baited with plezzurcs ov sum kind, Tho engines of a first clnss battle ship cost about $700,000. Only 10 in 100 victims of Brigbt's disease are under 15 years of ago. In Bostiou thcro aro one and a half elcctrio lights for each person. in Elnlandn and East Turk-stan thunder storms arc wholly unknown. "Some of tho beauties of Persia decorate their faces by puintlng ngures or animals and insects upon them. Dry stocking aro provldod in the schools of Rhenish Pruspla, for tho pupils who arrive there with wot feet. Tho deepest artesian well in Eng land is at Gainsborough. It is 1.515 feet in depth, and the boring occu pied six years. A Suddeu Cure "Jones' cure was very quick, wasn't It?" Yes; his doctor received private infoimatlon that his affairs were in a nad shape." New Orleans Times Democrat. When a deakon falls, tharo i ju in hell and grief in heaven for one hour. Auk Tour Dcnlcr for Allen' F66t Ennr, A powder to abnke Into your shoes. It r sts the foot. Cures Coma, Bunions, Swollen. Bore, Hot, Cnllouu, Achlnc, Sweating Feet Mid Ingrowing Nolls. Allen's Poot-Kaso makes new or tight uhoes easy. Sold by nil druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Sample mailed tfKEB. Address Allan S. Olmsted, Itoy. N. Y. It iz allwuss safo to follow tho religious bcleaf that our mothers taught us. Thare never waz a mother vet who taught her child to be an infidel. Mra.Wlnslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for hll dreu teething, softens the aums, reduces lntla tnatiou, nllayspaln ctireb colic. PilcoVSoo bottle The man who robs tho widder and the orphan ov their patrimony iz simply a vlllian; but ho who under takes to disturb tho religious faith ov others iz a fiend. BIG DROP IN BINDER TWINE. We are selling the highest grade standard binder twine made, shipping It to any ad dress In any quantity and at a much lower &rlce than dealers can buy In carload lets, or our special Inside price, our guarantee and money refund offer, for our insurance f imposition against hall or storm, for the owest price, the most liberal binder twine offer that will be made this season, cut this notice out and mall to us to-day and you will hear from us by return mull. Address SHAHS, ItOEBUCK. & CO., Chicago, 111. Tharo are lots ov people in this world who arc liko a guide-board at the forks ov the road the? kan point out tho right way for others to pcrsew, but t ho don't X.ollow It themselfs. Two bottles of PW Gnra for Con sumption cured rue of a terrible cough. Fred Hermann, 209 Box avenu. Buffalo, N. Y Sept. 24, 1001. Thoze who havo real merit aro alwuss the last ones to seo it In themselves, and the llrst ones to see it in others Caushun iz a good thing for a man to hav, but when ho haz vot so mutch ov it that he Iz afraid to tutch a cast-Iron Hon for fear it will bite, ignoranse Iz what's the matter ov him. In connection with the masculine boast that men aro moro consistent than women I always recall Emer son's remark that "Consistency is the jewel of fools." Boxes a Year. All Druggists SAVED HER BABY. J- -J- J1 3-5 S -5 I I 1- J- !- -5 1 -J - S Tho hippopotamus is not generally credited with great intellectual power, but It scorns from the following IncI- lent, taken from tho Popular Science Monthly, that somewhere in that mass jf llosh and fat resides a brain prompt to act when necessity demands. For Several weeks tho wonder and delight )f an English zoological park was a baby hippopotamus, which was named Guy Fawkos because its birthday fell upon the 0th of November. The young hippopotamus was about the size of a bacon pig, of a pinkish slate-color, and as playful as a kitten. It was only three days old when, as the superintendent of the "zoo" was watching the little fellow's antics, ll lived to the bottom and did not rise. The grown animals never remain mi ller water much longor than three minutes; so as time went on and no baby reappeared tho superintendent became alarmed. When twenty minutes had elapsed tie wave orders that the water ho irawn from the tank to recover the body of what he felt sure was a dead baby hippopotamus. Ah the plug was being removed young Guy Fawkos ap pea red, shaking his funny little horse like, ears, and wearing a hlppopotanilc crln, which seemed to say, "Don't b frightened; I'm all right. You don't know all about mo yet." Tho younj animals have a great power oC re iininlng under water, which they loh is they increase In years. The next time baby wort to the hot torn, however, wns not so much of -a loke. He tried to climb up tlie sidi jf the tank In which there wore iw tops. He fell lk again and again until he sank exhausted. The keen ?rs were gathered about the tank In ?reat anxiety, but unable to help. Tho mother, however, hurried to her baby with all her clumsy haste. She dived, put her broad nose under Guy Fawkos shoveled him up, and hMd him abov? the surface until he had recovered lib breath and was rested. It was nearly half an hour bofor'1 tho little follow was able to make an )tlMr attempt. Then ho made a hug jfl'ort. Mamma Hippopotamus gave Dig shove with her head, and .Waste, 'juy Fawkos clambered triumphant! lp the side of the tank. COSTUME OF HUICHOL INDIAN il.o Adult Male Presents a Ktrlkliu A ppuaraucc. Tho Hul' hol Indian, especially th well-to-do adult male, presents a mos striking appearance, nays a writer h the Southern Workman. He is dressei In a shirt of cotton or woolen cloth, ivhleh reaches about half-way dowi the thigh and is hold in at the wals tvlth curiously woven girdles. His leg are always bare. His foot aro protect ed with sandals of the usual cowhid' pattern, fastened with strings of llbo: to the ankle. Sandals of plaited liber such as wore used before the adven )f cattle, are hardly soon now excep for ceremonial purposes. Around his snouluors tlie llulcliol wears a cape like kerchief of woolen or cotton cloth generally richly embroidered with ret rowel, sometimes Intermixed wit! blue or black llguros and edged wIU It broad strip of red llunnel. As if that were not gundy enough he suspends around his waist, undo lis girdle, a pouch to hang In front L'hls Is never omitted, and in it In carries his flint and steel for strlkliif (Ire, a little tobacco and other neeessl Jes. Additional pouches may be won !or decorative purposes, suspended over the hips by strings passing ovoi the shoulders; or rows of tiny pouches most artistically woven or embrold Dred, are tied around tho waist. Whei traveling ho puts on a low-crowned broad-brimmed straw hat, trimmer! with crosses of red flannel, ribbons squirrel tails and the wing and tal feathers of turkeys, hawks, eagles and parrots. The women's costume Is far le.s elaborate. It consists In the main oj n short skirt of white cotton cloth gathered around the waist with t girdle. Over the upper part of tin body a shawl or small light blanko; Is worn, which is especially usefu, when they carry small children, bir s generally dispensed with when the vomen are engaged in their house vork. Sorry He Spoke. The young man In the extraordinary valstcoat was fond of making urj ok OS. "Did you ever hear the story of mj jocketbookV" ho giggled, soon after In bad seated himself on the sofa. "No," retorted tho beautiful "and I don't caro to." girl, good "Why, don't you think it's story?" "No; there's nothing in it." a Her JJecniiHc." Mrs. Rubberton Why did you with Iraw your application for divorce? Mrs. Oayboy Because I found thai f -wouldn't be able to got enough all niony to support another husband. After the first kiss a young mai 'ticks himself for having wasted s much time. i'rospectivo Trouble "Vlllago Druggist "I understand tho church i.inmltcc has docided to ralso your salary." Village Piuson "Well I hopo it sn't true." Village Druggist "Why man, are rou crazy." Village l,arson-"No but 1 will he If I havo to collect a laruor salary. I havo trouble enough collecting tho mall salary thoy pay mo now. Jhlcago News. It Pnj-H to Rami NowHpnpers. Cox, Wis., July 4. Frank M. Itus- soll, of this place, had Kidney Disease o bnd that he could not walk. Ho tried Doctors' treatment and many dif ferent remedies, but was getting worse. He was very low. Ho read lu a newspaper how Dodd'a Kidney I'llls were curing cases of Kid ney Trouble, Brlght's Disease, and Uheumatlsm, and thought he would try them. Ho took two boxes, and now he Is quite well. Ho says: "I can now work all day, and not fool tired. Iiotore using Dodd's Kid ney Pills, I couldn't walk across the floor." .Mr. ItusseH'H Is the most wonderful ease ever known In Ohlppewa Coun ty. This now remedy Dodd's Kidney Pills is making some miraculous cures in Wisconsin. If tharo iz ever a porfeutly happy nan found in this world It will he '.no one who haz hut little, and don't vant ennythlng mote. Man Iz a dissatisfied kritter, and .hat Iz just what he waz put hero )n earth for. Tho man who Iz satis fied with everything Just as be ilnds U, Iz no bettor oil than a number 2 aiackerol. If yu undertako to biro a man to oe honest yu will havo to raize biz wages every morning, aud watch him tired puh cluss besides. Thare iz lots ov pholks who aro never satlstied with the best tharo iz, but allwuzz want sum thing a little bettor. Men are never so happy, and sel dom so innoscnt spending thoir mutiny, az they aro in making It. The value that mcst people put upon things in this world iz tho prlco they are held at. Thare Iz a luxury in poverty, but the poverty must be imaginary, not real. Fanning oneself on a warm day iz liko chewing gum, the more yu do it. tho moro yu wunt to. The world all prazo the philoso phers, but. toss their ponnys into the caps ov the monkeys. A healthy inlldol iz a very travo man, forsooth; but glv him a sharp turn ov the Rtomach nice, and ho iz the meekest koward I kno ov. Era ploy monb Iz tho grato boon ov life; a man with nothing to do iz riot half so Interesting a sight az a ripening turnip TWO STEPS The lunt One Hclim the Firat. A sick coffee drinker must take two tops to be rid of his troubles and get strong and well again. The llrst is to cut off coffee abso lutely. That removes the destroying ele ment. The next step Is to take liquid food (and Unit Is Postum Food Coffee) that has in it the elements nature re quires to change tho blood corpuscles from pale pink or white to rich red, and good red blood builds good strong and healthy cells In place of the broken down cells destroyed by coffee. With well boiled Postum Food Coffee to shift to, both these steps are easy and pleas ant. The experience of a Georgian proves how important both are. "From 1872 to the year 1000 my wife and I had both been aUlleted with sick or nervous headache and at times we Buffered untold agony. We were coffee drinkers and did not know how to get away from It, for the habit Is hard to (quit. "Rut In 1000 I read of a case similar to ours where Postum Coffee was usod In place of the old coffee aud a com nlete cure resulted, so I concluded to get some and try It. "The result was, after three days' use of Postum In place of the coffee I never had a symptom of tho old trouble und In live months I had gained from 115 pounds to Ki.'i pounds. "My friends asked me almost dally what wrought the change. .My answer always Is, leaving off coffee and drhil ing Postum In Its place. "We have many friends -who have been benefited by Postum. "As to whether or not I have stated the facts truthfully I refer you to the Bank of Carrollton or any business 'linn In that city where I havo lived for many years and am well known.' Name given by Postum Co., Battle. Creek, Mich. "There's a reason." Look In each pkg. for the famous lit tie book, "The Uoad to Wellvllle." FREE to WOMEN A Largo Trial Box aud book of In-J Rtructlons absolutely Frco and Post paid, enough to prove tlie value of PoxtineToilet Antiseptic n Pax tine l In powder 1 n .!.!.,. le. 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FAXT0N CO., G Fopo Bldg., Boston, Mans.. Lady "drtiramors" in fiorlln, seek ing trado for the department stores, tnako tours around the city on bicycles, which aro arranged to carry samples of goods lllpnne Tnhules aro tho boat dyspepsia mrdlalno ever tnrule. A hundred millions of them havo boon sold In tho United Blntcs In. a slnplo year. Constipation,' heartburn, sick hciulnche, dlxzt-' ncss. bml breath, sorn throut and every other Illness arising from a dUurditnxl itoinnoti lira reuereu or cured by uipans Tubules. Ono will generally give relief within twenty1 minutes. The flvo.cent package Is enough) for ordinary oocasIoiis. All druggists sell them. A directory of Motz, Germany, has a star attached to tho numo of every married man. This Is to impart in formation to unmarried females. Thare Iz only ono kind ov Dcrson who iz lit to liv in solitude, and it Iz tho one who iz capable ov adorning ouny puslshun in sosloty. A SKIN OP BEAUTY IS A JOV PQRnVfJK. DIt. T. FKHX OOUItAUlVS 01CIKNTAH OHKAM, OK MAOIUAIi HKAUTIiriEII tJo IteinoTesTan.l'liiiiiJei.Frecklea m a?. riS1 Jlotlil'atcltcs. luith. and Skid W SBj f 3rJlO) dlees, ami every Memltl Sill ndfl cress mk mziz p.s Sl vw. HeT ' X? ot Co tears, and Ck nO so harmless rrl tarto it to bo surf ltts properly inn Ji Accept no counter felt of nlmllut nam. Dr. L. At Havre mild to lady of the haub ion ti i:iucmj ''As you ladlci vlll uv) IIibiii, I r o c o m m o u d 'Oouraucl's Cream' as tin leAst harmful of all the ttln preparations. For Kale hy all PrtiKclits and Kuncy Goods J)calur In tlio IT. 8., Canudas. and Europe. FEtlO. T. HOPKINS, Prop'r, 37 Great Jones 81, N. K Japan, excluding Formosa, bus a populaion of 40,000,000. Soiled photographs may be cleansed by sponging with clear cold water. The cardboard mounts should b clearistsd by rubbing with dry bread. Luv lz' ono of thozo dlsseazes that yu kan't Kit, nor git rid ov, with onny certainty, enny .more than yq kan the rumatiz. I fully belcavo in the divinity o the Bible. I beleavo it bekauso n man has cvor been able to disprove it. Mi friend, let us thank God foi one thing, it lz this: The boolq aro to bo balanced in heaven not here. When washing dishes which havi held milk, rinse them out with colq water boforo placing them in hot water. Envy is not only tho moancst pashuu ov tho human harte, but It the most common one. too. Saikasm lz a powerful weapon, but in handling It menny peopl take holt ov tho blado instead o the handle. Happiness doesn't seem to konslst so mutch in what a man haz az 1 duz in what sum noddy else haz. I havo a theory that in the rnlracli of the loaves and iishes, there wai a woman around who did the sen ving. I have seen three women din on ono egg, the heel of a loaf o broad and a pot of tea and thcrt were scraps afterward takon up. There are forty-eight different dfs oases of tho eye. No other organ Oj the human body has so many. Tho banyan treo of East India ii remarkablo for tho fact that 1U branches droop down to tho grounq and take root as separate stems. BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIER CURES catarrh of the stomach. N. N. U. m - '28 YORK NEIJ it av -jr wi letf I'ait Cough Hjruii. Taste Oood. use