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Could VTo lint Know.
Could wo but know tho things our best
friends sny,
When we'ro away,
And how wo serve Tor targets for attack,
We'd not como back.
Could wo but know tho things they never
say,
When wo'ro away,
About our conscious dignity and fame,
We'd quit tho game.
Chicago Evening News.
In No Dniigor.
Resident Colonel, let mo caution
you to dritili no water while in town
unless it is spring water or has been
thoroughly boiled.
Visitor I drink nothing, Bah, but
what has been thoroughly distilled,
sail. Chicago Tribune.
Giving tho FuotK.
"Scribbs, I have ueeepted a position
in an insurance olllce."
"Yes; they told me that you begged
for it, and were glad to get it." Chica
go Itccord.
A Case la I'olut.
Miss Trion (quoting) Wise men
make proerbs, and fools repeat them.
Miss Smnrt (musingly) Yes; I won
der what wise man made the one you
jubt repeated. Tit-Hits.
A LOVE
A maiden, liuviug fallen in love with
failed to warm his frozen heart, begs
(Copyright, HOT, by Mitchell Mtller.l
Moral: Never call In a third person in
UlUUd'H OOWIIH.
"Whllo Maud la a schoolgirl, ns you see,
Short at the bottom her trocka must bo;
When she Is a debutante, they drop
Long at tho bottom und short at the top.
Chicago ltucord.
Jlud Uio for One.
Soaker What kind of u woman do
you think 1 ought to marry?
loker A suuko charmer. N. Y.
Journal.
The wolf Is from two and a half to
Ihrce fest in length, and stuuds about 13
Inches high.
WS0$h 2ggs tz:zfsBS
1 1 I Iff IIS
1 I' T miiWk
iiyffar"'
llciluclng It to n Certainty,
"Hello, Clipplngcrl 1 haven't seen
you for n long time. Ilow "
"I am not quite sure 1 know you."
'You're not? Why, I'm Glupplna,
that lent you 75 cents about ten years
ago."
"Then 1 nm quite sure I don't know
you. Good morning!" Chicago Tribune.
An Explanation.
Miss Prude (while out walking with
her younger sister thinks she Is rudely
treated) Were you staring at me, sir?
Strange Gentleman Moss you, no,
madam, I was admiring your littlo
granddaughter. N. Y. Weekly.
Invited to Call.
He I suppose that sap-headed dudo
iws proposed to you a dozen times.
She No; once was enough. Como
and see us when we get settled. De
troit Free Press.
Not PlnglnriHUi.
Spats Hnckley is being accused of
plalgiirism in his last book.
Socratoots I would not say that. Ho
was merely collecting his thoughts.
Pittsburgh News.
STORY.
a snow man, finding that tender words
nn old friend, the sun, to assist her.
u love affair.
or Sufllclent Strength.
Landludy tohull i pass the cheese?
Boarder No, leave it ulone. It will
walk over here in a minute N. Y.
Journal.
Leaving Convenience.
"Mrs. Dlgby's death was lamentable,
wasn't it'"
"Yes; they have just had a new fur
nace put in." Chicago Uecord.
Bicycle factories In Great Britain,
according to an estimate, can now pro
duce 750,000 wheels annually.
Extraordinary Nervousness,
IJllnil folded, Could Count Kvorjr Seam
When Walking Across n Carpet.
From the Capital, Stilalla, Mo.
Thcro Is probably no ono better known In
Sodalla, especially among tho members of
tho FlrstBaptlst Church, thau Mrs. Mollto
E. lloo, tlio wlfo of Mr. Hoc, tho nursery
man, and nothing 1b bettor known among
the lady's acquaintances, thau that for the
past four years sho has been a physical
wreck from locomotor ataxia, in Its severest
form. That sho has recently recovered her
health, strength and normal locomotion has
been made apparent by her being seen f ro
fluently on tlio streets and in church, aud
tills fact induced a representative of tho
Capital to call on Mrs. ltoo to lnqulro into
tho circumstances of her remarkablo recov
ery. Mrs. lloo was seen at her house at tho
cornor of Ohio Avenuo and Twenty-fourth
Street, and seemed only too glad to give tho
following history of hor case for publica
tion: "Four years ago," she said, "I was at
tacked with a disoaBO which tho physicians
dtngnosed as locomotor ataxia, and 1 was
speedily reduced to a niero wreck. I had no
control of my muscles, and could not lift tho
Itast thing. My flesh dlsanpoared, until my
bones almost pierced my skin. Tho sense of
touch bocamo bo exquisitely scnsltivo, Mmk
bellovo I could by walking over tho soft
Gst carpet blind folded, have counted ovorv
scam, so it may bo imagined how I felt
when tryiug to movo my uncontrollable
limns.
"Tho most eminent physicians wcro con
sulted, but thoy gavo mo no relief, and 1
was without hope, and would have prayed
for death but for tho thought of leaving my
littlo children. All thought of recovery
had gone, and it was only looked upon as a
question of thno by my husband and my
frlouds when my troubles would cud la tho
grave.
"Ono day whllo in this condition, I ro
eclved a nowspaper from some friends In
Denver, with a news item marked, and
whllo reading it my eyes fell upon an nc
cotmtof a remarkable euro of locomotor
ataxia, by tho uso of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Palo People, and tho case us de
scribed was exactly similar to my own. I
at onco mado up my mind to try tho remedy,
and began according to directions to tako
tho pills. The first box had not gone when
1 experienced a marked improvement, and
as 1 continued I grow hotter and better, un
til I was totally cured. I took about four
boxes In all, and after two years of the
most bitter suffering was as well as I ovor
was. Not only my feelings but my npnear
anco underwent a chiingo. 1 gained llcsh,
nnd though uow, forty-thrco years old, I
feel liko a young girl. You can say that
Mrs. Hoo owes hor recovery to Dr. Wil
liams' Pink Pills, and that sho knows thcro
is nothing in tho world like them.
(Signed) Moi.uk E. Ron."
Subscribed nnd sworn to before mo this
24th day of August. 1590.
Gkoiioe Ii. Dxnt, Xotarji Puhllc.
(seal.) Pett.s Co., Mo. ,
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, In a
condensed form, all tho olemcuts necessary
to givo now Hfo and richness to tho blood
and restoro shattered nerves. Tnoy aro
also a specillo for troubles peculiar to
females, such aB suppressions, irregularities
and all forms of weakness. They build up
tho blood, and restoro tho glow of health to
palo and sallow cheeks. In men thoy effect n
radical euro In all cases arising from mental
worry, overwork or excesses of whatever
naturo. Pink Pills arc sold in boxes (never
in looso bulk) at fiO cents a box or six boxes
for S2.r0, and may bo had of all druggists, or
direct by mall from Dr. Williams' Mcdlelno
Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
"This," said lie, as lie inhaled the balmy
October air, "is Indian summer." "J always
maintained," she replied, "that the Indians
were capable of good work if given the
chance." Chicngo News.
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Fits stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits niter first day's use of Dr. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Free $2 trial bottle &
ticatisc. Dr. Kline, 033 Arch st., Pliila., Pa.
Don't imagine that wall flowers at a dance
have no amusement: thoy make fun of the
dancers. Atchison Globe.
Piso's Cure for Consumption lins no equal
ns a Cough medicine. F. M. Abbott. 383
Seneca St., Buffalo, N. Y., May 0, 1891.
A promising mine will ns surely ruin a
man m time as a promising horbc. Uchifcon
Globe.
The more winter the more ihetwiatism.
Plenty of St. Jacobs Oil to cure it.
If good advice were gold, every p
would be full of money. Ham's Horn.
pocket
A woman knows as little about a man ns
Bhe knows about a horse. Atchison Globe.
THE GENERAL MARKETS.
Kansas Citv. Mo., Fob. U3.
CATTLT: Ilcst bco es. $ II 'X G 00
Stockcw ro GMiiri
Native cows Si 70 U : -5
HOGS Choice to heavy 3 00 & !l 50
SHKBP -GO &:"y
WHEAT No. 2 red W l I
No. 2 hard Til
CORN No. 2 mixed ItlJi
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17
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OATS Xo. 2 mixed 10 &
ItYK No. 2 0
FLOUU Patent, per saclc 2 10
Fnncy - '
IIAY-C'holco timothy 8 50
Fancy pratrio 5 MJ
UKAN (sacked) -17
UUTTEIt Choice creamery.... 17
WW
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WW
20
CHEESE Full crcuin
EGGS Choice
POTATOES
ST. LOUIS.
CATTL-n-Nntlvo und shipping
Tcxans
HOGS-Heuvy
SHEEP Fulr to choice
KLOUK-Cholco
11
28 (ft
a no
3 20
3 20
3 00
3 10
5 00
a io
(ft 8 fij
(ft l 50
3 25
WHEAT No. 2 red fcSK
COnN No. 2 mixed 20
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OATS No. 2 mixed 10 17
llYK-No. 2 ' 'M'M 83
UUTTHK Creamery 15 22
LAUD -Western mess 3 87tf illtiK:
POHK 7 75 8 25
CHICAGO.
CATTLE Common to prlmo. .. 4
HOGS Packing and shipping. . 3
SHEEP Fair to eholco 2
FLOUK Whiter wheat -1
WHEAT No. '.'red
CO UN-No. S
OATS-No.2
HYE
HU'ITEU Creamery
10
20
5 35
3 57',
ID (l0
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15M
3:K
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22M
10
33
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LAUD 3 03
POHK 7 DO
3 WT
7 W
NEW YOUIC
CATTLE Native Steers 4 50 5
20
10
81
20
HOGS Good to Choice 3 70 4
WHEAT No. 2 red
SOUN-No. 2
OATS-No. 2
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IIUTTEU-Creuniery
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Tion't Give AVny to DoNpnlr,
Although you have sufTorcd for a long time
from malaria, dyspepsia, kidney trouble,
nervousness or biliousness. Know that llos
tetter's Stomach Bitters lias cured worse
cases than yours, and is potent to help you
as it has helped hosts of others. But al
ways remember thnt trite saying, "Delays
are dnngerous." Mole hills grow to no
mountains in consequence of disregarding it.
Check discaso at the outset with this in
comparable defensive medicine
- I ' ! I II
"Ispp'lie observed, musingly, "that a yel
low whitewash has just been invented." The
editorof the NcwJournnlism leaped excited
ly from his chair. "Great Scott!" he ex
claimed, "who did it? We must secure him
nt any price as an artist for our colored sup
plement I" N. Y. Preps.
Florldn, Cttttn nnd .Tnmnlcn.
A handsome book, CI paces, beautifully il
lustrated, descriptive of the land beyond
tnc irost nne, win no sent upon receipt oi
four cents in stamps by L. A. Bell, Western
Passenger Agent Plant System, 312 Mar
quette Building, Chicngo, Bio. The Plant
System of Bnilwayu and Steamship Lines,
reach the finest winter resorts in the world.
Priscilla 'Jack is the oddest fellow. lie
took me driving yesterday, and when wo
were seven miles from homo he said if I
wouldn't promise to marry him he'd make
me get out aud walk back." Penelope
"Did you walk back?" Priccilla "No, in
deed, but the horse did." Truth.
.
No-To-llne for Kitty Centn.
Over lOO.OOOcured. Why notlctNo-To-Bac
regulate or remove your desire lor tobacco?
Saves money, makes health nnd manhood.
Cure guaranteed, COc and $1.00, all druggists,
Trying to look like n sheep has never yet
produced any wool on the back of a goat.
It's never too cold to cure neuralgia with
St. Jacobs Oil. Sure cure.
The first question a woman asks a fortune
teller is if her husband in line to her.
Just try a 10c box of Cascarctn candy ea
thartie,finest livcrantl bowel regulator made.
If good resolutions were horses every
body would ride. Bain's J lorn.
A Rovero cold means soreness, r.tiffness.
Uso St. Jacobs Oil mcanB a prompt cure.
I.. I.,., - , ..,
Hypocrisy is a certificate of good charac
ter vice gives to virtue. Barn's Horn.
nkSiBi f ft BEk ?s jBc Hlwib H
For the last 20 years we have kept Piso's Cure for Con
sumption in stock, and would sooner think a groccryman could
get along without sugar in his store than we could without
Piso's Cure. It is a sure seller. RAVEN & CO., Druggists,
Ceresco, Michigan, September 2, J 896.
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