The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922, March 13, 1917, Image 3

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    THE SEMI WEEKLY TRIBUNE, NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA.
Catarrh for Years
ft Little Stick of
Makes the Whole World Kin!
No climate affects it for
the package protects it.
W$BLEVfS goes to all
parts of the world in
all seasons, to all classes.
Fresh, clean, wholesome
and delicious always.
It aids appetite and di
gestion, quenches thirst,
keeps the teeth clean
and breath sweet.
The
Flavor
Lasts
PERFECT i
SOLDIERS IN EUROPE
JAPANESE CIB1S IN TOKYO
Three
Fine
Flavors
SHEEP HERDER IN AUSTRAUaI
MMmktt every f 1
More Power.
"How would you like to be an egg
klng7"
"The egg business Is too uncertain.
When the hens get busy the egg king's
power wanes. I'd much rather bo an
oil king. He can regulate the demand
by cutting off the supply."
The springbok of South America
will clear from SO to -10 feet In u single
bound.
Silence Is golden, but an honest man
In trouble never tries to couceul any
thing from his creditors.
Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and
disappear with Doctor Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid.
-Adv.
Probably.
Are we n pence-loving people because
wo chew chewing gum or do we chew
it becnuse we nre peaceful?
CERTAIN-TEED stands outcon-
snicuouslv for oualitv. sntisfnrrinn. nnrl
economy. Any product bearine the name CERTAIN-
TEED will measure up on all of these points. These are cold facts.
Certain-teed Certain-teed
Roofing
Is the efficient typo of roof. It Is suitable
tor factories, ofllcc buildings, farm build'
taps, etc. For residences It Is made In
slate surfaced shingles.
CERTAIN-TEED costs lemto Imjr.Icns
tolav.tindleHs jierycarof life. CERTAIN.
thud is MRiit weigut, clean, san
itary, and tire retardant. It will
Dot dry out and Is weather-tight.
If you are building, or need a
new roof, It will pay you to In
vestigate OEBTAIN-TEEDbcforo
deciding upon any typs of roof.
For sale by dealers, everywhere.
yf?
Paints and Varnishes
nre good, dependable products made by
expert paint men, and guaranteed to
give satisfaction.
The enormous resources of Certnln-tccd
Products Corporation, and Its extensive
orgunitutlon for distribution of CKIl-
TAlN-TltKD products make it
possible to take advantage itf
every economy In buying, manu
facturing and selling.
Whother joa do your painting or
employ a professional pointer, jour
Interests will b bt mrvod if yon
Insist on OHHTA1N-TBBIJ paints
and Tarnlsliej.
CERTAIN-TEED PRODUCTS CORPORATION
I General Roofing Mfg. Co., Cregz Varnish Co., Mound City Paint & Color Co.
INw York.Ouc.io.PinidtlpMi.St. Looii, Dotttn.CleTcUnd.Fittibnrt'h. Detroit. Dntftlo. Sn Fnnclico,
Milwsalte, Cliclooili, Ntw Orletni. Ui Arjeln, Mina.ipolii, Kiaiu Citr, Scattlt, IsdUnipolii, Alliila,
llniMiiniMii " p""' 0,11 u,r u" sl01u. Ilouloa, Uilstb, LociIoq, Srilntr, Illriii
Farm Hands Wanted
Western Canada Farmers require 50,000 American
farm labourers at once. Urgent demand sent out for farm
help by the Government of Canada.
Good Wages Steady Employment
Low Railway Fares
Pleasant Surroundings Comfortable Homes
No Compulsory Military Service
Farm hands from the United States are absolutely guar
anteed against conscription. This advertisement is to se
cure farm help to replace Canadian farmers who have en
listed for the war.
A splendid opportunity for the young man to investi
gate Western Canada's agricultural offerings, and to do so
at but little expense.
WW Only Thoso Accustomed to Farming Flood Apply
For particulars as to railway rates and districts requiring labour,
ny otner information regarding Western Canada apply to
or any
V. V. BENNETT, Room 4, Dec Dldg., Omaha, Nebr.
Canadian Government Agent
Washington Police Guarding All Public Buildings
WASHINGTON. "All Unit enn bo done Is being done," Is ubout the only
thing MnJ. llnymond W. Piillninn. superintendent of police, Is willing to
say about the safeguarding of public buildings, otllcluls of this country nntl
representatives of the several bellig
erent nations In Washington.
The guard at the White House bus
been Increased to n considerable ex
tent, operatives of the United States
secret service working in conjunction
with Major Pullman's force, and slight
Increases have been made at other
places.
Uniformed policemen on duty nt
the entrance to the White House
grounds are under strict orders to ad
mit only members of the president's
family and persons with whom the president has engagements. Others aro
not ndmltled, except under special orders.
Policemen arc on duty in the grounds about the White House during tlia
entire 21 hours of each day, and at the state, war and navy and treasury
buildings identity of callers has to bo established before admittance is gained.
There Is a policeman on guard at each entrance to the navy yard grounds
to enforce compliance with the orders of Ileal' Admiral J. II. Glcnnon, com
mandant, working with marines stationed at the gates.
Members of the police force have been doing extra duty nt or near the
homes of the representatives of the belligerent countries since the beginning
of hostilities, and the home of Sveretnry Lansing also has been guarded during
most of that time. Itecent developments suggested the ndvisablllty of pay
ing more attention to the homo of the secretary of state.
Lost-Treasure Hunters of the National Capital
EVERY morning at daybreak there creeps forth Into the gray light of the
dawn a little pack of men and boys who prowl about tbo deserted streets
of Washington In quest of money, watches, rings and valuables of every
description which were lost during tho
night or tho day before.
As soon ns tho newspapers mako
their appearance these "trovatores" or
finders either buy or purloin one and
hastily scan the "Lost" column. Then
they make a beellno for a certain part
of tbo city In search of that article
which they imagine they will And
surest nnd quickest. These "tinders."
whose corporation is n close one, work
In morning nnd afternoon shifts nnd
formerly used to pool their interests.
This nrrnngenent was abandoned sometime ago because of tho frequent dis
putes which it rose regarding tho division of tho spoils. Tho afternoon "tind
ers" get their "dope" from tho afternoon pnpors and are, ns a rule, beginners.
Those who take care of tho morning "work" nre experts and Initiated in
tho nrt of "locating" and "finding."
A fat wallet dropped by some gentleman of leisure who perchance had
indulged too liberally; a broocli of brilliants fallen from the bodice or hand
bag of some fair occupant of a theater box as sho passed to her1 limousine; n
scarf pin loosened from tho crnvnt of some "sport," articles of little intrinsic
value which will bring big rewards because of tbo sentimental value placed
on them by the loser, aro all the gain of tho diligent searchers, tho "trova
tores" of Washington.
The finder takes ills chances and Is good-natured about It. Ho may find
a crisp .$1 bill within three blocks of his roost, or ho mny hlfupon a fat roll
five minutes after he has rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. "Agnln be might go
for a whole week without finding anything but a dog collar, a broken pipe or
n cheap fake jewelry ring. When newsboys begin shouting "paper," tho
searcher buys, borrows or steals one. lie must have one, the paper Is ills
stock In trade.
By the llmo the city is up and astir, the morning llnders have finished
their labors, and slunk out of sight, disappearing In some remote resort known
only to themselves and their pnls nnd confidants. They tako it easy for the
rest of the day and may bo seen spending their profits in tho evening at somo
cbenp theater or Chinese chop suey "Joint."
Blanton of Texas Promises to Stir Up Congress
TIIH next congress is due to have somo thrills, if Thomas Wanton of Texas
carries out ills threats. Mr. Wanton succeeds Cyclone Davis, who was not
renominated, and seems to be possessed of somo of Cyclone's characteristics.
Mr. Wanton had never been closer
BOYWIFiM
ELECTED I W1U.
SEE THAT
COffCWiS WILL
O'CLOCK
to Washington than the Texas border
at the time of tho election, but he had
read all about congress, and bad pre
conceived ideas of what ho proposed
to do when be got there, and he was
sure of getting there. He rend In the
pnpors thnt tho senate and bouse
convened nt 12 o'clock, and sometimes
adjourned as early as five. This, Mr.
Wanton nnnounccd on the stump, was
practically obtaining n salary under
false pretenses. So he declared em
phatically in ids pre-election speeches that be believed that congress should do
a good day's work six days n week, whether they were disposed so or not.
"I believe," ho said, "that when the laboring man on the railroad, on the
farm and In the factories Is doing bis hardest work, tho congressmen, whom
we elect and whom wo pay our hard-earned coin, should be at work also. I
believe that the luxury of the ruling classes should be relegated to the scrap
heap. Hoys, when I am elected by your help I propose to work for a schedule
of hours that will see congress convene at eight o'clock every morning and
adjourn at six o'clock every night."
Mr. Wanton also said on the slump that he would see to it that .Too
Tumulty's job at tho White House Is vacated as soon us ho arrives In Wash
ington, and that the position of secretary to the president lie filled by a
national election. All postmasters, he say, will be or should be fired from
ofllce and tho positions filled by election.
Stuttering Over "Long Distance" Too Expensive
THERE is n certain member of congress who stutters except when lie makes
a speech or talks over the telephone. Recently he had occasion to call
Upon a friend in Scnttle on a mntter of personal Importance. When tho trans
continental connection had been made
tPfV
I WON'T
HO DOLLAR
A WORD I M
TEUln'Tfl
atOOOOO"
Three
Bottles
PERUNA
Made
Me
Well.
Mr. Ell Lofovre, Jr., 85 Brush
St., Detroit, Mich., writes: "I had
been troubled with catarrh for a num
ber of years, nnd had been taking
mcdtclno for it, but they did ma no
good. In reading ono of Dr. Hart
man's books entitled 'Winter Catarrh.'
I discovered that Teruna was good
for catarrh. After I had taken only
three bottles of Peruna I was cured
of tho catarrh. I now ndvlso every
body troubled with catarrh to take Dr.
Hartmnn'o Peruna, n It I a aure
cure for catarrh.
"Friends to whom-1 recommend Pe
runa tell mo' that It la also good for
beadaebe, dizziness, and pain in tho
stomach."
Thoso who object to liquid medi
cine oan now . procure Peruna Tab
lets.
DR. KNOLLENBERG'S D. C. SANITARIUM
If You Sunr With ArilTia AMI CimOMC DISRASKH, lnvcfitlunle Dr. Knot-
leulicrK'n New DriiKlrnM Treatment,
roll HUMUMATISM, I.UMIIAflO, NKUHAl.OIA, U1UM&Y AND IIEAHT
Tiuutiua:.
My (lunrnntop for Sprclnl Trentnirtit You Don't Pny If I Fall.
If you rcinnln In my snnltnrlmn unilor my care nnd trontmont.
Thoso trontincittn not only bonoftt, bat oradleato poisonous accumula
tions from the system.
Ofaor unit Snnltnrlmn 24th nnd Knrnnm SU. I'lionc Douc "208.
Omnhti, Neb.
Two of the Exalted.
"My a co Is my fortune," said tho
stage beauty.
"Permit me," replied tbo sonp king,
"to extend the compliments of a self
made man to a self-mado woman 1"
London Answers.
FRECKLES
Now 1 the Time to (1ft Hid or Thne
L'Rli Spots.
Tliorc' no loneor tlin tllRhtrat need of
fcellnjr nilinmril of your freckle, n thn
lirracrlptlon otlilne double, strength l
cunrnnleril to removn thcio homely anoli.
Simply Kt nn ounce of otlilne double
IreiiRth from your druRElil. and apply a
little of It night nnd mornlne nnd you
hnuld soon eo thnt even the worit freckle
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones hnvo vnnlshrd entirely. It Is seldom
tnnt mora thnn one ounce is needed to com
pletely clear tho sklu and cnln a beautiful
clear complexion.
- lie suro to ueic ror tne double strength
otlilne, ns this Is sold under guarantee of
money bnck If It falls to remove freckles.
Adv.
tho man In Seattle shouted through tho
phone:
"Who Is talking?"
"This Is Tom Smith," answered
tho congressman at the capital end of
tho wire.
"No. it Is not Tom Smith,'"
snapped the man In Seattle.
"Yes, It Is Tom Smith,' I tell you,"
tho congressman fairly bellowed.
"Why do you doubt It'"
"Why, 'Tom Smith' stutters."
"Dnrn it, do you think I am going to stutter at a dollar a word?" tho
congressman retorted, as ho banged down the phone In disgust.
Speaking of stuttering, It Is not generally known that tho high falsetto
uoto In former President Roosevelt's voice, noticeable particularly when ho
is nt the height of an oratorical outburst, Iff traceable to tho fact that in his
youth tho Colonel stammered badly. Uy sheer will power ho cured himself
of the embarrassing afllictlon, but In moments of excitement his voice breaks
losplto his supreme endeavor to prevent It.
Low priced American pianos should
llntl n market In Portuguese East Africa.
HIGH COST OF LIVING
Don't gouge other peoplo while carv
ing out your fortune.
This Is a serious mnttcr with house
keepers as food prices aro constantly
going up. To overcome this, cut out
tho high priced meat dishes and servo
your family more Skinner's Macaroni
and Spaghetti, the cheapest, most de
licious mid most nutritious of all foods.
Write the Skinner Mfg. Co., Omaha,
Nebr., for beautiful cook book, tolling
how to prepare It In a hundred different
ways. It's freo to overy woman. Adv,
The pope Is snld to llvo nt tho Vati
can on a very simple diet, ns simple
ns that of tho poorest tradesman.
Alfalfn seed, $0; Sweet Clover, $8.
J. W. Mulball, Sioux City, la. Adv.
Pall bearing rollers for furniture nre
In demand In Switzerland.
The Qismine That Does Not
Czasss $f&Bi?GiiSiBs or
RiBBSgisng ies Head
fiecauao of its Tonic nnd Laxative effect, LAXATIVE BROMO
QUININE can bo taken by anyone without causing nervousness
or ringing in tho head. It removes tho cause of Colds, Grip and
Headache. Used whenever Quinino is needed.
but remember there is Onty One
"Bromo Quinine"
That is the Originai Q
Laxative Bromo Quinine
This Signature est Every Box
VbbiI thm Worlil Ovmr to
Ouro m Cold fT
fn Om Day.
Logical Conclusion.
"I feel all gono to pieces this morn
ing." "What do you think Is the matter?"
"I suppose It Is becauso I am broke."
YOU MAY TRY CUTICURA FREE
That's tho Rule Free Samples to Any
one Anywhere.
Wo hnvo so much confldenco In tho
wonderful soothing and healing proper
ties of Cutlcura Ointment for all skin
troubles supplemented by hot bnths
with Cutlcura Soap thnt wo aro ready
to send samples on request. They arc
Ideal for tho toilet.
Freo snmplo each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold ovcrywhoro. Adv.
Thero aro self-mado women, too,
but you never hear them bragging
about It.
lSvorylhlng happens for tho best,
with tho possible exccptllon of a tooth-ache.
Tho father who teaches his boy fidel
ity needn't worry much about tho oth
er lessons.
Important to Mothors
Exnmino carefully ovory bottlo of
CASTOIIIA, tbut famous old remedy j
ior inianis ami ciunireii, anu see inni it
Tlonrtt thn
Hignaturootf ,
In Ubo for Over 30 Years.
Children Ory for Fletcher's Castoria
Some kinds of antelope can mnko a
leap of (10 feet In length and 10 feet
In height.
Green's
August Flower
When tlio stomach end liver nn In
good warklne order. In ninety-nine
cases out of every hundred general
good health prevails.
O recti's August Flower lias proven a
blessing an J has been used all over tho
civilized world during the last fifty odd
years. It Is a universal remedy for
weak stomach, constipation and nerv
ous Indigestion. A dull headache, bad
tasto In the mouth In tho morning, or
thaf'tlred feeling" aro nature's warn
ings that something Is wrong In tho
dlgoitivo apparatus. At such times
Urccn's August I'lower will quickly
correct tho dimculty and establish n
normal condition. At all druggists' or
dealers', 25c and 75c bottles.
Green's
August Flower
UtTEMTQ Wntson H. Oalaman,
14 I kll 1 O l'atoiit Lawyer. WMhlnilou
Bates reasonable. Ulgliestrofere&ces. Uestiorrlces
Diet, Exercise or Death!
An eminent medical authority writes
that moat of our city folks die of a thick
ening of tho arteries or of kidney dis
ease. Tho kidneys become clogged and
do not filter the jMiisonB from tho blood,
nnd ono troublo follows' another, high
blood pressure damages the heart, arteries
and kidneys. Usually its danger signals
ore backache, pain hero or there, swollen
fect or anklca, rheumatic twinges or
epots appearing before tho eyes.
"Tho very best remedy is this: Eat
meat but once a day, or not at all. PJcnty
of outdoor exercise, and drink puro
water frequently. Before meals tako a
Jittlo Anuria, tho great uric acid ncu
tralizcr that is easily obtained nt tho
drug store. When you.lmvo dizziness,
chills or sweating, worry, or dragging
pains in back, try this wonderful enemy
to urio acid, which Dr. Tierce of Buffalo,
N, Y., discovered and named Anuric.
Anuric, more potent than lithia, dissolves
urio acid as Lot water doca sugar."
HEALTHY CHILDREN cojiafrom healthy
moinors. . Ami
tnothorn Villi
cortalnly bo
healthy If
thoy'll tako Dr.
Piorco'a Favor
ite Proscription.
.Nothing can
equal JUnlralld
Ing up a worn-
n .a t(r.nn(li
In regulating and assisting ell her
natural functions, nnd In putting In
perfect order ovory .part of tho fomalo
system. It lessens tho pains and bur
dens, supports and strengthens woak,
nursing mothers.
It's an Invlgoratlngt restorative tonlcr
a soothing and bracing ncrvlno.
f!ftHf.nr nil I onnd fnr Mill.trAn Ar nrtnlte
and .especially good for aged poopla. A
pioasani iorm oi a vegotaoio laxativa that-
1ft tl I n llntl fit. nnu trttri airtrn i fa In.
v rw uvi SIM MV Uli; BWtU Tl 19 I tl
vontod by Dr. IMcrco, who put together
juuyappia t pouonnyiiin;, aioos, jaiap.
Aalr lit. ntiv ilrurr ninrn fnriPloniatiT 1..I.
lots," and they can bo had for llttld rr. moy.
Thoy contain no calomol and aro of cgut
ablo constituents, therefore harnilci .