THE SEMI WEEKLY TRIBUNE, NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. Catarrh for Years ft Little Stick of Makes the Whole World Kin! No climate affects it for the package protects it. W$BLEVfS goes to all parts of the world in all seasons, to all classes. Fresh, clean, wholesome and delicious always. It aids appetite and di gestion, quenches thirst, keeps the teeth clean and breath sweet. The Flavor Lasts PERFECT i SOLDIERS IN EUROPE JAPANESE CIB1S IN TOKYO Three Fine Flavors SHEEP HERDER IN AUSTRAUaI MMmktt every f 1 More Power. "How would you like to be an egg klng7" "The egg business Is too uncertain. When the hens get busy the egg king's power wanes. I'd much rather bo an oil king. He can regulate the demand by cutting off the supply." The springbok of South America will clear from SO to -10 feet In u single bound. Silence Is golden, but an honest man In trouble never tries to couceul any thing from his creditors. Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and disappear with Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid. -Adv. Probably. Are we n pence-loving people because wo chew chewing gum or do we chew it becnuse we nre peaceful? CERTAIN-TEED stands outcon- snicuouslv for oualitv. sntisfnrrinn. nnrl economy. Any product bearine the name CERTAIN- TEED will measure up on all of these points. These are cold facts. Certain-teed Certain-teed Roofing Is the efficient typo of roof. It Is suitable tor factories, ofllcc buildings, farm build' taps, etc. For residences It Is made In slate surfaced shingles. CERTAIN-TEED costs lemto Imjr.Icns tolav.tindleHs jierycarof life. CERTAIN. thud is MRiit weigut, clean, san itary, and tire retardant. It will Dot dry out and Is weather-tight. If you are building, or need a new roof, It will pay you to In vestigate OEBTAIN-TEEDbcforo deciding upon any typs of roof. For sale by dealers, everywhere. yf? Paints and Varnishes nre good, dependable products made by expert paint men, and guaranteed to give satisfaction. The enormous resources of Certnln-tccd Products Corporation, and Its extensive orgunitutlon for distribution of CKIl- TAlN-TltKD products make it possible to take advantage itf every economy In buying, manu facturing and selling. Whother joa do your painting or employ a professional pointer, jour Interests will b bt mrvod if yon Insist on OHHTA1N-TBBIJ paints and Tarnlsliej. CERTAIN-TEED PRODUCTS CORPORATION I General Roofing Mfg. Co., Cregz Varnish Co., Mound City Paint & Color Co. INw York.Ouc.io.PinidtlpMi.St. Looii, Dotttn.CleTcUnd.Fittibnrt'h. Detroit. Dntftlo. Sn Fnnclico, Milwsalte, Cliclooili, Ntw Orletni. Ui Arjeln, Mina.ipolii, Kiaiu Citr, Scattlt, IsdUnipolii, Alliila, llniMiiniMii " p""' 0,11 u,r u" sl01u. Ilouloa, Uilstb, LociIoq, Srilntr, Illriii Farm Hands Wanted Western Canada Farmers require 50,000 American farm labourers at once. Urgent demand sent out for farm help by the Government of Canada. Good Wages Steady Employment Low Railway Fares Pleasant Surroundings Comfortable Homes No Compulsory Military Service Farm hands from the United States are absolutely guar anteed against conscription. This advertisement is to se cure farm help to replace Canadian farmers who have en listed for the war. A splendid opportunity for the young man to investi gate Western Canada's agricultural offerings, and to do so at but little expense. WW Only Thoso Accustomed to Farming Flood Apply For particulars as to railway rates and districts requiring labour, ny otner information regarding Western Canada apply to or any V. V. BENNETT, Room 4, Dec Dldg., Omaha, Nebr. Canadian Government Agent Washington Police Guarding All Public Buildings WASHINGTON. "All Unit enn bo done Is being done," Is ubout the only thing MnJ. llnymond W. Piillninn. superintendent of police, Is willing to say about the safeguarding of public buildings, otllcluls of this country nntl representatives of the several bellig erent nations In Washington. The guard at the White House bus been Increased to n considerable ex tent, operatives of the United States secret service working in conjunction with Major Pullman's force, and slight Increases have been made at other places. Uniformed policemen on duty nt the entrance to the White House grounds are under strict orders to ad mit only members of the president's family and persons with whom the president has engagements. Others aro not ndmltled, except under special orders. Policemen arc on duty in the grounds about the White House during tlia entire 21 hours of each day, and at the state, war and navy and treasury buildings identity of callers has to bo established before admittance is gained. There Is a policeman on guard at each entrance to the navy yard grounds to enforce compliance with the orders of Ileal' Admiral J. II. Glcnnon, com mandant, working with marines stationed at the gates. Members of the police force have been doing extra duty nt or near the homes of the representatives of the belligerent countries since the beginning of hostilities, and the home of Sveretnry Lansing also has been guarded during most of that time. Itecent developments suggested the ndvisablllty of pay ing more attention to the homo of the secretary of state. Lost-Treasure Hunters of the National Capital EVERY morning at daybreak there creeps forth Into the gray light of the dawn a little pack of men and boys who prowl about tbo deserted streets of Washington In quest of money, watches, rings and valuables of every description which were lost during tho night or tho day before. As soon ns tho newspapers mako their appearance these "trovatores" or finders either buy or purloin one and hastily scan the "Lost" column. Then they make a beellno for a certain part of tbo city In search of that article which they imagine they will And surest nnd quickest. These "tinders." whose corporation is n close one, work In morning nnd afternoon shifts nnd formerly used to pool their interests. This nrrnngenent was abandoned sometime ago because of tho frequent dis putes which it rose regarding tho division of tho spoils. Tho afternoon "tind ers" get their "dope" from tho afternoon pnpors and are, ns a rule, beginners. Those who take care of tho morning "work" nre experts and Initiated in tho nrt of "locating" and "finding." A fat wallet dropped by some gentleman of leisure who perchance had indulged too liberally; a broocli of brilliants fallen from the bodice or hand bag of some fair occupant of a theater box as sho passed to her1 limousine; n scarf pin loosened from tho crnvnt of some "sport," articles of little intrinsic value which will bring big rewards because of tbo sentimental value placed on them by the loser, aro all the gain of tho diligent searchers, tho "trova tores" of Washington. The finder takes ills chances and Is good-natured about It. Ho may find a crisp .$1 bill within three blocks of his roost, or ho mny hlfupon a fat roll five minutes after he has rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. "Agnln be might go for a whole week without finding anything but a dog collar, a broken pipe or n cheap fake jewelry ring. When newsboys begin shouting "paper," tho searcher buys, borrows or steals one. lie must have one, the paper Is ills stock In trade. By the llmo the city is up and astir, the morning llnders have finished their labors, and slunk out of sight, disappearing In some remote resort known only to themselves and their pnls nnd confidants. They tako it easy for the rest of the day and may bo seen spending their profits in tho evening at somo cbenp theater or Chinese chop suey "Joint." Blanton of Texas Promises to Stir Up Congress TIIH next congress is due to have somo thrills, if Thomas Wanton of Texas carries out ills threats. Mr. Wanton succeeds Cyclone Davis, who was not renominated, and seems to be possessed of somo of Cyclone's characteristics. Mr. Wanton had never been closer BOYWIFiM ELECTED I W1U. SEE THAT COffCWiS WILL O'CLOCK to Washington than the Texas border at the time of tho election, but he had read all about congress, and bad pre conceived ideas of what ho proposed to do when be got there, and he was sure of getting there. He rend In the pnpors thnt tho senate and bouse convened nt 12 o'clock, and sometimes adjourned as early as five. This, Mr. Wanton nnnounccd on the stump, was practically obtaining n salary under false pretenses. So he declared em phatically in ids pre-election speeches that be believed that congress should do a good day's work six days n week, whether they were disposed so or not. "I believe," ho said, "that when the laboring man on the railroad, on the farm and In the factories Is doing bis hardest work, tho congressmen, whom we elect and whom wo pay our hard-earned coin, should be at work also. I believe that the luxury of the ruling classes should be relegated to the scrap heap. Hoys, when I am elected by your help I propose to work for a schedule of hours that will see congress convene at eight o'clock every morning and adjourn at six o'clock every night." Mr. Wanton also said on the slump that he would see to it that .Too Tumulty's job at tho White House Is vacated as soon us ho arrives In Wash ington, and that the position of secretary to the president lie filled by a national election. All postmasters, he say, will be or should be fired from ofllce and tho positions filled by election. Stuttering Over "Long Distance" Too Expensive THERE is n certain member of congress who stutters except when lie makes a speech or talks over the telephone. Recently he had occasion to call Upon a friend in Scnttle on a mntter of personal Importance. When tho trans continental connection had been made tPfV I WON'T HO DOLLAR A WORD I M TEUln'Tfl atOOOOO" Three Bottles PERUNA Made Me Well. Mr. Ell Lofovre, Jr., 85 Brush St., Detroit, Mich., writes: "I had been troubled with catarrh for a num ber of years, nnd had been taking mcdtclno for it, but they did ma no good. In reading ono of Dr. Hart man's books entitled 'Winter Catarrh.' I discovered that Teruna was good for catarrh. After I had taken only three bottles of Peruna I was cured of tho catarrh. I now ndvlso every body troubled with catarrh to take Dr. Hartmnn'o Peruna, n It I a aure cure for catarrh. "Friends to whom-1 recommend Pe runa tell mo' that It la also good for beadaebe, dizziness, and pain in tho stomach." Thoso who object to liquid medi cine oan now . procure Peruna Tab lets. DR. KNOLLENBERG'S D. C. SANITARIUM If You Sunr With ArilTia AMI CimOMC DISRASKH, lnvcfitlunle Dr. Knot- leulicrK'n New DriiKlrnM Treatment, roll HUMUMATISM, I.UMIIAflO, NKUHAl.OIA, U1UM&Y AND IIEAHT Tiuutiua:. My (lunrnntop for Sprclnl Trentnirtit You Don't Pny If I Fall. If you rcinnln In my snnltnrlmn unilor my care nnd trontmont. Thoso trontincittn not only bonoftt, bat oradleato poisonous accumula tions from the system. Ofaor unit Snnltnrlmn 24th nnd Knrnnm SU. I'lionc Douc "208. Omnhti, Neb. Two of the Exalted. "My a co Is my fortune," said tho stage beauty. "Permit me," replied tbo sonp king, "to extend the compliments of a self made man to a self-mado woman 1" London Answers. FRECKLES Now 1 the Time to (1ft Hid or Thne L'Rli Spots. Tliorc' no loneor tlin tllRhtrat need of fcellnjr nilinmril of your freckle, n thn lirracrlptlon otlilne double, strength l cunrnnleril to removn thcio homely anoli. Simply Kt nn ounce of otlilne double IreiiRth from your druRElil. and apply a little of It night nnd mornlne nnd you hnuld soon eo thnt even the worit freckle have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones hnvo vnnlshrd entirely. It Is seldom tnnt mora thnn one ounce is needed to com pletely clear tho sklu and cnln a beautiful clear complexion. - lie suro to ueic ror tne double strength otlilne, ns this Is sold under guarantee of money bnck If It falls to remove freckles. Adv. tho man In Seattle shouted through tho phone: "Who Is talking?" "This Is Tom Smith," answered tho congressman at the capital end of tho wire. "No. it Is not Tom Smith,'" snapped the man In Seattle. "Yes, It Is Tom Smith,' I tell you," tho congressman fairly bellowed. "Why do you doubt It'" "Why, 'Tom Smith' stutters." "Dnrn it, do you think I am going to stutter at a dollar a word?" tho congressman retorted, as ho banged down the phone In disgust. Speaking of stuttering, It Is not generally known that tho high falsetto uoto In former President Roosevelt's voice, noticeable particularly when ho is nt the height of an oratorical outburst, Iff traceable to tho fact that in his youth tho Colonel stammered badly. Uy sheer will power ho cured himself of the embarrassing afllictlon, but In moments of excitement his voice breaks losplto his supreme endeavor to prevent It. Low priced American pianos should llntl n market In Portuguese East Africa. HIGH COST OF LIVING Don't gouge other peoplo while carv ing out your fortune. This Is a serious mnttcr with house keepers as food prices aro constantly going up. To overcome this, cut out tho high priced meat dishes and servo your family more Skinner's Macaroni and Spaghetti, the cheapest, most de licious mid most nutritious of all foods. Write the Skinner Mfg. Co., Omaha, Nebr., for beautiful cook book, tolling how to prepare It In a hundred different ways. It's freo to overy woman. Adv, The pope Is snld to llvo nt tho Vati can on a very simple diet, ns simple ns that of tho poorest tradesman. Alfalfn seed, $0; Sweet Clover, $8. J. W. Mulball, Sioux City, la. Adv. Pall bearing rollers for furniture nre In demand In Switzerland. The Qismine That Does Not Czasss $f&Bi?GiiSiBs or RiBBSgisng ies Head fiecauao of its Tonic nnd Laxative effect, LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE can bo taken by anyone without causing nervousness or ringing in tho head. It removes tho cause of Colds, Grip and Headache. Used whenever Quinino is needed. but remember there is Onty One "Bromo Quinine" That is the Originai Q Laxative Bromo Quinine This Signature est Every Box VbbiI thm Worlil Ovmr to Ouro m Cold fT fn Om Day. Logical Conclusion. "I feel all gono to pieces this morn ing." "What do you think Is the matter?" "I suppose It Is becauso I am broke." YOU MAY TRY CUTICURA FREE That's tho Rule Free Samples to Any one Anywhere. Wo hnvo so much confldenco In tho wonderful soothing and healing proper ties of Cutlcura Ointment for all skin troubles supplemented by hot bnths with Cutlcura Soap thnt wo aro ready to send samples on request. They arc Ideal for tho toilet. Freo snmplo each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold ovcrywhoro. Adv. Thero aro self-mado women, too, but you never hear them bragging about It. lSvorylhlng happens for tho best, with tho possible exccptllon of a tooth-ache. Tho father who teaches his boy fidel ity needn't worry much about tho oth er lessons. Important to Mothors Exnmino carefully ovory bottlo of CASTOIIIA, tbut famous old remedy j ior inianis ami ciunireii, anu see inni it Tlonrtt thn Hignaturootf , In Ubo for Over 30 Years. Children Ory for Fletcher's Castoria Some kinds of antelope can mnko a leap of (10 feet In length and 10 feet In height. Green's August Flower When tlio stomach end liver nn In good warklne order. In ninety-nine cases out of every hundred general good health prevails. O recti's August Flower lias proven a blessing an J has been used all over tho civilized world during the last fifty odd years. It Is a universal remedy for weak stomach, constipation and nerv ous Indigestion. A dull headache, bad tasto In the mouth In tho morning, or thaf'tlred feeling" aro nature's warn ings that something Is wrong In tho dlgoitivo apparatus. At such times Urccn's August I'lower will quickly correct tho dimculty and establish n normal condition. At all druggists' or dealers', 25c and 75c bottles. Green's August Flower UtTEMTQ Wntson H. Oalaman, 14 I kll 1 O l'atoiit Lawyer. WMhlnilou Bates reasonable. Ulgliestrofere&ces. Uestiorrlces Diet, Exercise or Death! An eminent medical authority writes that moat of our city folks die of a thick ening of tho arteries or of kidney dis ease. Tho kidneys become clogged and do not filter the jMiisonB from tho blood, nnd ono troublo follows' another, high blood pressure damages the heart, arteries and kidneys. Usually its danger signals ore backache, pain hero or there, swollen fect or anklca, rheumatic twinges or epots appearing before tho eyes. "Tho very best remedy is this: Eat meat but once a day, or not at all. PJcnty of outdoor exercise, and drink puro water frequently. Before meals tako a Jittlo Anuria, tho great uric acid ncu tralizcr that is easily obtained nt tho drug store. When you.lmvo dizziness, chills or sweating, worry, or dragging pains in back, try this wonderful enemy to urio acid, which Dr. Tierce of Buffalo, N, Y., discovered and named Anuric. Anuric, more potent than lithia, dissolves urio acid as Lot water doca sugar." HEALTHY CHILDREN cojiafrom healthy moinors. . Ami tnothorn Villi cortalnly bo healthy If thoy'll tako Dr. Piorco'a Favor ite Proscription. .Nothing can equal JUnlralld Ing up a worn- n .a t(r.nn(li In regulating and assisting ell her natural functions, nnd In putting In perfect order ovory .part of tho fomalo system. It lessens tho pains and bur dens, supports and strengthens woak, nursing mothers. It's an Invlgoratlngt restorative tonlcr a soothing and bracing ncrvlno. f!ftHf.nr nil I onnd fnr Mill.trAn Ar nrtnlte and .especially good for aged poopla. A pioasani iorm oi a vegotaoio laxativa that- 1ft tl I n llntl fit. nnu trttri airtrn i fa In. v rw uvi SIM MV Uli; BWtU Tl 19 I tl vontod by Dr. IMcrco, who put together juuyappia t pouonnyiiin;, aioos, jaiap. Aalr lit. ntiv ilrurr ninrn fnriPloniatiT 1..I. lots," and they can bo had for llttld rr. moy. Thoy contain no calomol and aro of cgut ablo constituents, therefore harnilci .