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THE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE
IRA L. BAIII3, Publlshor.
TERMS, $1.2G IN ADVANCE.
NORTHNPLATTE,
NEBRASKA
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ENGLISH SPEECH FOR CHINA.
As nobody knows even approximate
ly tlio number of Inhabitants In the
vast Chlneso domnln, so, perhaps, no
body can say definitely and positively
how many distinct dialects are spoken
by tho peoples of tho different pro
vinces. A recent authority puts tho
number at "over a hundred." So wide
ly differing In mnny respects are many
of these dialects that they constitute
practically distinct languages. To en
deavor to group, comblno and stan
darlzo these languages Into ono com
mon speech for tho wholo emplra
would bo n work of many years and of
immenso difficulties. In fact, It would
seem to bo an undertaking Involving
greater difficulties than tho Introduc
tion of a comploto now tongue. And
It must bo rcinembored that tho of
ficial and cducnted classes are familiar
already with English. Tho language
Is taught In tho universities and many
of tho schools. It Is tho common me
dium of official communication with
other governments. At tho snmo time,
tho loaders of tho now movement are
enthusiastic friends of our country. II
tho republican movement shall suc
ceed, that success may bo followed by
tho transformation of tho Chlneso Into
an English-speaking people.
It was noted In theso columns re
cently that the prlco of platinum In
tho Now York market had risen to the
highest flguro over reached over bov
en hundred dollars a pound. All over
tho world tho demand for platinum
arising from tho use of the metal In
electrical appliances has mado It high
ly prized. In connection with this sub
ject a curious story comes from Paris.
It Is said that n number of twenty
franc gold pieces forged In tho reign
of Napoleon III., havo been found to
bo worth at leant doublo their face
valuo. This is due to tho fact that
in tho alloy of which thes" forged
eolnB wero mndo platinum was used.
At that tlrao platinum was cheap. A
pound weight of It could bo bought for
a fow sovereigns, Tho spurious twen-ty-frano
pieces contain about six
grammes of platinum rnch, nud today
thcBo six grammes uro worth about
A crusado on "fads and frills" in tho
public schools of tho city Is to bo start
ed In Now York, with raoro thorough
ness and loss experimentation as Its
slogan. Evorywhero thero Booms stir
ring this revolt against tho oxceHslvo
system of experiment to which tho
schools havo been subjected, with cor
responding loBfl of thorough grounding
In ossontala. Tho educational the
ories of tho prosont seem to sharo tho
prominent American crnzo for spood,
moro' or leas regardless of tho rlBks
involved in uttnlnlng It Tho agitation,
which appears to be gonoral, will
doubtless result In restoring the pen
dulum, which haB Bwung too far In
both directions of conservatism and
progress, to Its normal swaying.
It'o well to bo clean, but If you wash
your rugs with gasoline, bo careful.
A Springfield, Mass., merchant, who
is fastidious, had his offlco rugs
scrubbed with gnROllno nnd then gono
over with a vacuum cloanor oporatod
.... .
gasoline fumes whljcjjerffTgnltod by
an oloo.trlcsnnFferwhoreupon thero was
angspioafon and n blaro necessitating
call on tho flro department
That collision between a eteamshlp
In Uio merchant Biirvlce nud a United
States armored cruiser In tho harbor
of Honolulu, In which tho crulsor was
so badly damaged as to necosxltnto Im
mediate rotlvoment for repairs, while
the merchant Bhlp ateaniod off appa
rently uninjured, might bo cltod as Il
lustrating Kipling's assertion to tho
effect that tho "weaker vessel" Is the
deadlier of tho two.
Prof, Worthington told a London au
dience that In order to obUlu pictured
of what happened when a drop of wa
ter fell Into a vessel containing water
ho bad taken photographs by on eluo
trio spark of tho duration of threo
mllllnntha of a second. Some day,
perhaps, Prof, Worthington will be
able to tako a pl'otograph of the drug
Btore soda-fountain wink.
Ono of tho baseball umpires an
nounces that It 1b not wIbo to boo too
much whllo umpiring. It isn't what
an umpire sees, but whnt ho hears or
feels that makes his task n heavy one.
oy electricity. Tno clennor coihjetrTTJvsto, add a llttlo npplo and fat ba-
It 1b proposed in Spoknno to mnko
no policeman out of applicants whoso
1 waists aro grentcr than their chests.
However, rotundity will como with po-
lice service, as of old.
A Chicago man says ragtlmo 1b as
dangorouB ns whisky. And Just as dis
Bgrceablo to tako. u
Tho debt of New York is larger than
that of tho nation. Dut then New
York has all our money.
Wz MnrctMinif
M o-s-t - -J-zrs.
wIIIuwh quicken nt the riv
er's brim,
Tint enter aider breaks lirr tawny buds,
Tlio upland hills uro wrapt In bazos
dim,
And sweet, Impulalvo life Ims stirred tbe
woods. Dora Qoodnlo.
GOOD THINGS.
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A most appetizing breakfast dlah Is
toast with a whito sauce generously
fionsoned with cheeso and poured over
U.
Vermicelli added to a whito sauce
or a tomato sauce Is another good
dish for luncheon, on toast
If thero Is a daughter or son awny
at college, xa chicken or small turkey,
or duck, roasted In n paper bag, and
sent packed In a new one, to bo used
In warming It up'lf desired, will cause
a son or daughter to "rise up and call
his mother blessed."
Another dainty for that box of
goodlos is a nlco cako. Ono that will
keep moist for several days, In tho
most satisfactory.
Tho layer cako of three layers, the
mlddlo ono of fruit and splcco, put to
gether with ornngo filling Is especial
ly Inviting, and It will surely not last
long enough to dry.
Homo mado enndy nnd some of
imother's good cookies, with n package
of thinly-sliced dried beef, should not
'bo forgotten In packing tho box.
A Jar or two of Jam will delight tho
heart of a boy, and his frlonds will ap
preciate It as much as ho.
Dato cookies are another choice ad
dition. Hake oatmeal cookies and put
them together with stowod dates that
havo boon seasoned with lemon Juice.
Ono has tho Individual tnsto to help
decldo what Is best to send in tho
Tho following Is a cako that many
would find too expensive, but for such
nn occasion It will add to tho pleas
ure, If tho pockotbook Is deep enough:
Macmlllan Cake. Take two cups of
powdorod sugar, ono cup of black
borry Jam, ono cup of sweet milk, two
thirds of n cup of softened butter, five
eggs or tho yolks of twolvo, two ten
spoonfuls of baking powder, spices to
taste; mix all together nnd bake In
layers. Put togcthor with raisins and
nuts and boiling frosting.
OMi: sow tlio seed, then sit and
wait
For Huns to sblno nnd rnlnu to fall. '
And mourn tb harvest comes bo late,
Or fear It will not como at nil.
Bomo single, minded still work on,
Nor stop to nsk or understand;
Tho roso-bloom of success Is won,
Thu harvest ripens at their band.
PAPER BAG DJ8HES.
Theso recipes are by Nicolas Soyor,
tho chef of tho Brook's club, Lon
don: Hare or Rabbit, Roasted. Stuff and
truss n rnbblt In tho ordlnnry way.
Sprlnklo well with flour and nib with
cream, butter or drippings. Place in
'a greased bag with seasoning Jo--ttlsto.
Placo on tho oven rnck awl-bako forty
flvo minutes In a hoVfivcn.
Stewed HareCut up tho hnro In
Bmall likrces: salt and nonncr It to
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con, ono largo onion finely chopped, n
tablospoonful of flour and a bunch of
3wet herbs. Mix together, add a
quarter of a cup of stock and put all
together Into a butterod bag. Allow
forty minutes In a hot ovon.
Veal and Ham Plo. Make a good
pasto for a plo, lay In tho moat, well
scasonod, nnd tho crust; moisten the
ends nnd cornors, folding to cover tho
moat Place In a greased bag nnd
bnko an hour If the plo wolghs three
pounds.
Stewed Kidney (Lambs). Clean nnd
cut up sovoral pieces, not too thin;
.add salt nnd pepper to tnsto, and n
teaBpoonful of Hour for six kldnoys.
Add a llttlo tomato, mushrooms, n
small ploco of onion chopped, nnd a
llttlo chopped parsley. Mix all to
gether carefully, slldu Into a haltered
bag nnd bnko In a vory hoi ovon for
olght mlnutos. Tho onion may bo re
moved beforo serving.
Broiled 6heep's Kidney. Skin tho
,'kldnoy, season and dot with butter,
,placo In bag nnd cook ton minutes.
Chops of lamb aro most dellciouH
roastod in a paper bag. All tho sea
soning may bo put on boforo putting
them into tho bag, oxcopt tho addition
of n llttlo buttor, if it is noedod, on
serving.
U WHO receives but does not
not L'lvil In llkn tho Hum! mn
jAll tliu fresh floods of Jordan cannot
lani-uien HH salt depths.
HOUSEHOLD HINT8.
When cooking cnbbago, onions or
any of tho highly flavored vegetables,
leavo tho dish uncovored while cook
ing. Afr preparing celery for tho table,
save tho tops and Btnall bits for soups
and stows.
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A 'l IZSKt
Tho green tops of horseradish will
grow again If planted.
For colds, n few drops of turpentine,
four or five, on loaf sugar, will break,
up a cold in one night. If tho cold lu
in tho head, a good greasing of the
nasal pasages and tho outside of tho
nose with carbolated vasellno Is a,
great relief.
A severe cold on the chest may bo
relieved by a good greasing of lard!
and turpentine, ono part turpentine tc
two parts lard.
Cough Medicine. Boll two ouncos
of flax seed with a quart of water.
Strain, and ndd two ounces of rock
candy, a half pint of honey, tho julco
of thrco lomonB Boll all together un
til well mixed. Lot cool and bottle.,
Two tablcspoonfuls, taken hot, Is a!
good doso,
Another flno cough euro Is Bllccd
onions. Sprlnklo with sugar and put
Into the oven In a granlto dish tO
cook. When tho onions nro dark
brown tho sirup will bo ready to use.
A glass of warm milk taken beforo
retiring la a good Bleep producer.
Hot milk Is a good drink to tako bo
foro starting out Into tho cold, ns it
warms nnd nourishes at tho same
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time.
Beetn nro fattening, and they aro
a food I which should appeal to tho
thin woman.
Do got leavo meat wrapped In pa
per. Tho meat Is not only flavored by
tho paper, but tho paper will absorb
tho juices of tho meat.
When making French dressing, n
small ploco of Ice In tho Balad bowl
will mako dressing thick and well
blended.
Tho water In which a mutton stow
Is cooked or a leg of lamb boiled la
a good basis for a soup.
i" pansles, with their dark, Im
passioned faces,
Had but been given tho power of human
speech,
What Is tho lesson that, from lowly
places,
Eaclr tender, fragrant volco to us would
teach?
PorcJmnco In tones llko tinkling dewdrops
sighing
What their lives tell, their velvet lips
would say:
"Forget llfo's trials that nro round thee
lying,
And bo tho brightest In tho darkest
day."
HELPFUL HINTS.
To mako ham tender, parboil and
put to cook In n tireless cooker. Bo-,
foro serving, fry quickly until a gold
en brown. It will bo tender, moist
and altogothor nlco.
If n llttlo vinegar Is added to boil
ing fish it will keep it from falling to
pieces. This will servo for cooking
eggs In water, too.
A nlco idea to follow, if boards aro
plenty, Is to keep ono especially, for
uso in chopping or shredding onions.
Burn a round letter O lu tho back and
It will never bo UBed for any other
material.
An unusual combination for salad,
but a good ono, Is sour pickles, pea
nuts nnd peas sorved with any desired
salad dressing on lottuco, using a llt
tlo onion julco in tho dressing.
Anothor salad combination which is
vory delicious and most attractlvo In
appearance Is pears, almonds and can
dled chorrlcB for gnrnlsh, using tho
French dressing.
Salad Dressing for Lettuce Sand
wiches. Ono egg yolk boaton light,
add four tnbleapoonfuls of moltod but
ter, half teaspoonful of Bait and a ta
blespoonful of vinegar, red popper to
tnsto; Btlr without cooking. Spread on
broad without buttor. Placo a piece
of lottuco or a sllco of cucumber on
oach for n sandwich filling.
Add n fow almonds to a potato Baled
to add to its food value and mako It
moro palatable.
A Billion Helios.
In round numbers tho system of tho
New York Tolophono company con
ststs of 62G central offices, 383,000 sub
scriber lines, 705,000 subscriber Bta
tlonfl, 17,050 private branch exchange
switchboards, and 35,900 local nnd toll
trunk linos connecting tho various cen
tral offices. '
During tho year 1011 we handled ap
proximately 985.000,000 originating
calls, of which about 470,000,000 wore,
trunkod to a second central offlco, thus
Involving tho employment of a second
oporntor In hnndllng theso calls.
These figures represont an Increase
of approximately 9& per cent, over tho
originating traffic handled In 1910.
Telophono Rovlow.
Best Advertisement.
Exporlonco teaches thnt tho very
beBt advertisements printed aro thoso
which prosont In a clear, forcible, con
vlnclng manner the anitent points
about a product; tho points which havo
actual Belling value and create In tho
roador n desire to purchase. Such
toxt aa this, coinblnod with good typo
selection nnd nrtlstlc Illustration, will
produco tho sort of advertising which
enn bo depended upon to yield results
and glvo prcstlgo to tho concorn which,
uscb it. Wm. B. Nesblt.
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flAS SCENE OF MANY CRIMES
House Built by John C. Fremont In
New York Was Believed to Bo
Haunted.
Now York. Mrs. P. A. Burrollo,
who died a few weeks ago and whoso
funoral was delayed by a mysterious,
telcphono messago hinting at foul
play, la tho last victim of ono of Now
York's "unlucky houses," snya a wrl
tor in tho New York Herald. Thin
houso, in West Nineteenth streot, wns
built by Gen. John C. Fremont, ono of
tho least lucky men In American poli
tics. It was n wido English basement
dwelling, stnndlng between two va
cant lots nnd regarded in Its timo na
ono of tho best built houses In the,
city. After tho houso had passed out
f General Fremont's hnnds a woman
hanged herself from ono of Its upper
stalrcasos and her ghost was sup-
Once Occupied by Gen. Fremont.
posed to haunt tho placo ever since.
Years ago one of theso tenants de
scribed her own grucsomo experiences
within its walls, and I well remember
her story of a mysterious nnd invisi
ble shapo that brushed by her ono
evening ns sho stood on tho landing
nnd Bent tho llttlo dog In her nrmo
Into a fit of terror. Tho next owner
of tho property was Dr. May, whoso,
family wero pursued by 111 luck for
many years. Tho Bad story of Dr.
May's daughter, Mrs. William C. Whit,
noy, who died after prolonged Buffer
ings, Is still fresh in tho public mem
ory. Afterward tho houso was tho
Bceno of a terrible tragedy, for It waa
thero that a woman well known in
New York society killed herself nnd
her llttlo children. The Burrelles
used tho lower floors of tho houso as
tho ofllccB of their clipping bureau and
lived in tho rooms nbovo. I called upon
them thero once, and Mrs. Burrollo,
who apparently know nothing of its
roputatlon, told mo that they liked
tho houso, but had been much an
noyed by mysterious sounds, nnd
moro than onco had distinctly heard
fcomo ono whom they wero unablo to
seo tramping up nnd down the great
winding staircases. Mr. Burrollo died
at sea nnd his wifo followed him a
few years later. The house, which
has sinco mado way for a loft building,
Is well remembered by old New York
residents.
CITY OF TABRIZ AND ITS ARK
An Ancient Citadel That Was Once
Used as a Place of Exe
cution. Tabriz, Persia. Tho dominating f ea
turo in Tabriz Is tho citadel locally
known ns tho Ark. It has a keep over
a hundred feet high of solid burnt
brick, which 1b said to havo been
raised by All Shah Tchnn.
Tho citadel Itself 1b a great walled
Btructuro on top of a mound overlook
ing tho town. Tho walla nro loopholed
throughout and thero Is accommoda
tion -within for several thousand men.
A hundred legendary traditions attach
to this ancient monument. It is said
that tho bricks from which it is fash
ioned wero all thrown to tho masons
by an Ethiopian Blavo who was lib
erated for tho prowess ho displayed.
In tho past tho method of execution in
Tabriz was to throw tho condemned
from tho summit of tho ark.
Tho Russian colony is quit largo in
Tabriz, and tho consulnto general is a
big affair. Tho Russian bank also is
a very considerable institution, besides
which thero aro tho engineering nnd
telephonic institutions connected with
tho Tabrlz-Julfa road service, which is
a RusBlan-controllcd highway.
Tabriz Is also tho point furthest
from Hindustan to which tho Indian
army supplies a garrison. Tho British
consul general at Tabriz haB a con
sular guard of a non-commissioned of
ficer and ten sowars of tho Indian cav
alry. GOLD CROWN ON PIG'S TOOTH
Cartridge Shell Through Long Use
Had Come to Have Brightness
of the Precious Metal.
St. Louis. William Welllnghoff, a
farmer of Brldgeton St Louis county,
Bovoral dayB ago discovered that ono
or his "fattcnln' " hogs had what ap
peared to bo a gold crowned tooth.
Tho yellow metal gleamed every time
tho hog opened Its mouth. Tho farmer
was puzzled.
Ho butchered tho animal and before
ho quartered it ho examined tho tooth.
Ho found tho animal had In somo way
got a 22-cnliber braBs shell around the
tooth. Brightened by long uso nnd
worn to fit tho tooth, the shell resem
bled n perfect gold dentist's crown.
Tho tooth wnB Bent to tho dental de
partment of Washington university.
Goats Do Well In Brush.
Klickitat, Wash. Goat rnlsing la
growing in favor in tho Klickitat riv
er country. Ten years ago Rev. Mr.
Hylton, who canto from Virginia nud
located In n brushy eectlon, procured
Angora boats.
Pfeasaiitltofi'esliiiii
Rmifmriaf
" - ''" -.'.'-.,
Geiiifc and Effective,
CALIFORNIA FIG STOUPCO.
in 1fio Clrcfo,
on evetij- Package of tho Genuine.
DO NOT LET ANY DEALER
DECEIVE YOU.!,
$
SYftUP OF F1CS AND CUXIR OF SENNA HAS GIVEN
UNlVERSALSATlSFACTtON FOR MORE THAN THIRTY YEARS
PAST, AND ITS WONDERFUL SUCCESS HAS
SCRUPULOUS MANUFACTURERS OF IMITATION3 TO OrFER
INFERIOR PREPARATIONS UNDER SIMILAR NAMES AND
COSTING THE DEALER KESSj THEREFORE, WHEN
NototteFuff Name of the Gompani
PRINTED STRAIGHT ACROSS, NEAR THE BOTTOM. AND IN
THE CIRCLE.NEAR THE TOP OF EVERY PACKAGE.OF THE
CENUINE. REGULAR PRICE COe PER BOTTLE; ONE SIZE.
ONLY, FOR SALE BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS.
SYRUP OF FICS AND ELIXIR OF SENNA 15 THE MOST PLEASANT, WHOLE.
SOME AND EFFECTIVE REMEDY FOR STOMACH TROUBLES, HEADACHES
AND BILIOUSNESS DUE TO CONSTIPATION. AND TO GET ITS BENEFICIAL
ETFCCTS IT IS NECESSARY TO BUY THE ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE,
WHICH 13 MANUFACTURED BY THE
California Fig Syrup Co.
JEW SCORED ON ARISTOCRAT
lll-Bred Remark Brought Discomfiture
on Duke of Westminster and
His Companion.
A friend of mino who is in Cairo
Just now told mo a good story in a
recent letter of an old Jew of that
city who scored off the young dulco of
Westminster and his inseparable com
panion, Lord Iticksavage, when they
wero thero a few weeka ago. They
were buying somo Jewelry In the bazar
there, and the duke remarked audibly
to his friend:
"The fool doesn't speak English of
course." But tho fool understood well
enough.
"Do you splk Italian?" he asked
them, to which they replied in the neg
ative. "Do you splk Grlk?"
"No."
"Do you splk Turk?"
"No."
"Do you spik Russian?"
"No."
"Me one timo fool," said the old
man after a short but eloquent pause;
"you five times fool I" And tho duko
and his friend retired discomfited.
Exchange.
Not That Kind.
"It would save a lot of trouble," said
a newspaper man the other day to
Representative Slaydon of Texas, aft
er the Democratic caucus on the
Henry resolution to investigate the
"money truBt," "if you would allow us
to attend tho caucus."
"On the contrary," replied Mr. Slay
den, with a twinkle in his eye, "I
thought It would mako a lot of
trouble."
"Well, can't you give me an in
terview on it, now that tho fight is
over?"
"No," answered Mr. Slnyden, "It
would be against my principles. "I
never kiss and tell!"
Small Encouragement.
Kate They say a woman Is as old
aa she looks.
Maud Never mind, dear; wo all
know you aro only twenty-six.
HARD TO DROP
But Many Drop It
A young Calif, wifo talks about
coffee:
"It was hard to drop Mocha and
Java and give Postum a trial, but my
nerves wero so phattered that I was
a nervous wreck and of courso that
means all kinds of ills.
"At first I thought blcyclo riding
caused it and I gave it up, but my con
dition remained unchanged. I did not
want to acknowledgo coffeo caused the
trouble for I was vory fond of It.
"About that timo a, friend came to
live with us, and I noticed that after
he bad been with us a week ho would
not drink his coffeo any more. I asked
him tho reason.. He replied, 'I havo
not had a headache sinco I left off
drinking coffeo, some months ago, till
last week, when I began again, horo at
your tabic I don't seo how anyone
can like coffee, anyway, after drink
ing Postum'!
"I said nothing, but nt onco ordorcd
a packago of Postum. That waa flvo
months ngo, and wo havo drank no
coffeo since, except on two occasions
when wo had company, and tho result
each timo was that my husband could
not sleep, but lay awnko and tossed
and talked half tho night. We wore
convinced thnt coffeo canted his suf
fering, so wo returned to Postum, con
vinced that the coffeo was an enemy,
instead of a friend, and ho is troubled
no moro by insomnia.
"I, myself, havo gained 8 pounds In
weight, and my nerves havo ceased to
quiver. It seems so easy now to quit
tho old coffeo that caused our aches
'and ills and tako up Postum." Namo
glvon by Postum Co., Battlo Creok,
Mich.
Read tho llttlo book, "Tho Road to
Wellvlllo," in pkgs. "Thoro'a a reason."
Ccr rend the nbne letter? X ricvr
one npiieiira (torn time to time. Tfcey
nre genuine, true, nnd full of buuian
Intercut.
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OF PACKAGE.
Astonished Husband.
Do Wolfe Hopper tells a good story
about the domestic unhapplness of an
other actor. The hsro of the Joko was
a man who had married because tho
woman had much money, although no
beauty. Naturally, after the wedding
ceremony and tho acquisition of tho
bride's financial resources, tho hus
band was never very attentivo to her.
Anothor member of the company in
which the couplo were appearing was,
however, far moro appreciative of the
lady's charms, and proceeded to make
love to her in an ardent but stealthy
manner. Tho grand finale came ono
evening when tho actor discovered
the other man kissing his wife. The
fond lover stood petrified with fear,
and expected to bo shot down the
next moment.
No such thing happened. The out
raged husband only lifted his hands
toward tho ceiling with a gesture of
intense surprise, and exclaimed:
"Merciful heavens 1 And ho didn't
even havo to!"
They Should.
"My parents used to threaten
to
beat some senso into my head."
"Those idle threats that parents
never carry out should be discouraged
In every way possible."
Stop the Pain.
The hurt of a burn or a cut stops when
Cole's Carbollsalve Is applied. It heala
quickly and prevent-) scars. 25c and SOc by
druggists. For free sample write to
J. W. Colo & Co., Black River Falls, WU,
Its Nature.
"Docs anybody ever win at a tea
fight?"
"Of courso not It Is a drawn bafl
tie."
PII.ES CmtED IN O TO 14 DATS
YonrilniBKlst will rciunil nioDey It PaSOJ OI1TO.
MH.NT falls to euro nnr cam or Itching, Blind,
Ulcoaine or PiotradlDK l'llcs In 0 to U dajs. Wo.
A woman seldom cats If tbero U
anything else for her to do.
But it takes a woman to keep A
secret alio doesn't know.
When the Millennium comes Garfield Te
and Holy Chuicn will not toi longer.nccded.
Usually a man Is a poor Judge tit
bis own importance.
i -want everr pernon
'who Is billons, consti
pated or hat. any stom
ach or Urer rvlli ent to
icnd for a free packaira
of my Taw-raw PlUa.
I want to proTo that
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DUlontneii,
Sick Head.
ache and Indlftillon, as millions know.
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