WELL KIDNEYS KEEP THE BODY
WELL,
i
When tho kldnoys do their duty, the
blood Is filtered clear of urla acid and
other waeto. Weak
kidneys do not fil
ter oft all tho bad
matter. This is tho
causa of rheumatic
pains, backacho and
urinary disorders.
Doan's Kidney Pills
euro weak kidneys.
ttov. A b r a m
Weaver, Qoorgo
town, Tox., former
editor Baptist Her
ald, saya: "At a
Baptist conference
at Jackson, Tex., 1
fell from a platform
and hurt my back.
I was soon over the
injury, but tho kid-
ncys wore badly dis
ordered, passages painful and often
bloody. Doan's Kidney PHIa cured
this trouble completely."
Itcmombor tho namo Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. Foster-MUburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. CO cents a box.
HE KNEW.
Dings This 1b a hard, hard, old
world.
Bangs So you've been thrown out
of an automobllo too, ch?
NO HEALTHY SKIN LEFT
My little son, a boy of five, broko
out with an itching rash. Three doc
tors prcncrlbed for him, but he kept
gottlng worso until we could not dress
him any more. Thoy finally advised
mo to try a certain medical college,
but its treatment did no good. At
tho time I was induced to try Cutl
cura bo was bo bad that I had to cut
his hatr off and put tho Cutlcura Oint
ment on him on bandages, as It was
Impossible to touch him with tho baro
hand. Thero was not ono square Inch
of skin on his whole body that was
not affected. Ho was ono mass of
sores. Tho bandages used to stick to
his skin and in removing them It used
to tako tho skin oft with them, and
tho screams from tho poor child "wero
heartbreaking. I began to think that
ho would never got well, but after tho
second application of Cutlcura Oint
ment I began to eco Blgns of Improve
ment, and with the third and fourth
applications the sores commenced to
dry up. Ills skin peoled off twonty
tlmos, but It finally yielded to the
treatment Now I can say that ho Is
entirely cured, and a stronger and
healthier boy you never saw than ho
is to-day, twelve years or more slnco
tho euro was effected. Robert Wattain,
1148 Forty-eighth St., Chicago, 111.,
Oct. 9, 1909
Marriage.
A game of chnnco in wtlch tho
chances nro nbout oven. Tho man
loads at first, but after leaving tho
altar ho usually follows breathlessly
in his wife's trail. Tho rules nro very
confusing. If a masked player holds
you up somo night at the end of a
long gun, it Is called "robbery" and
entitles you to telophone tho police;
but if your wife holds you up for a
much larger amount tho next morn
ing at tho end of a long hug. It Is
termed '-diplomacy" and counts in her
favor. In this, ns in other games of
life, wives are usually allowed moro
privileges than other outlaws. Judge.
Important to Mothers.
Examlno carefully every bottlo of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure romedy for
infants nnd children, ami see that It
Bears tho
Signature
In Uso For Over .H Years.
Tho Kind You Have Always Bought
ROM
i
States in a War Over a Postmaster
WASHINGTON, It's hard enough to
jmvo constituents in any event,
but it'e much harder to havo 'cm for
next door neighbors.
Representative Slemp Is tho only
Republican member of tho house from
Virginia. This, Is of course, n Re
publican administration. So when any
body In Virginia wants anything ho
comes to SIcmp.
Just now Slemp is facing a problom
in llttlo. Tho town of Bristol is split
up between Virginia and Tennessee.
Representative Brownlow of Tonnes
see, liko Slemp, is tho lono Repub
lican from his stnto. VVhlto House In-
lluenco Is divided. For 40 years a
Tennessocan has been postmaster of
Bristol. Brownlow wants a Tennes
soean to be postmaster. But tho presi
dent has nppolntcd n Virginian to tho
piaco. Tlio appointment still lacks
senato sanction, so that 'Brownlow
has not given up hope. Slemp Is
Bmillng, (or tho reason that tho son-
ato Is not considering his man's namo.
Four yenrs ago tho lata Representa
tive Campbell Slemp, fathor and prodo-
cessor of tho present representative
from tho Ninth Virginia district, and
Representative Brownlow, who comes'
from tho Tennessee part of Bristol,
agreed, so tho Virginians say, that If
1211 Warren, a Tenncsseoan, wero
made postmaster n Virginian should'
bo named as assistant Tho Slcmps
put forward no candldato for tho
placo nnd Wnrron got tho appoint
ment on Brownlow's Indorsement
But the Virginia representative now
says that as soon ns this appointment
(was confirmed Brownlow put In a
Tenncssoo man ns assistant
At this Btago tho president enters.
As soon ns tho younger Slemp got his
congressional Boat ho acquainted Mr.
Tnft with tho situation nnd told him
that it wns about timo that Virginia
was-glvon some recognition In tho
patronage in this divided town. Tho
president thereupon sent to tho sen
ato tho nomination of a man named
Goodoll. Tho Tcnncssco sldo of Bris
tol then got busy. A bundle, of telo
grams was sont to Brownlow. Brown
low took an ascension, As soon as ho
came down ho proceeded to tho Whlto
House. Ills protests against tho Vir
ginia appointment were vigorous. Ae
n result Goodoll's name has been
hold up.
Question of Ethics Raised in House
rP ) (NIX) $, h
MR. SHBRLEY was making nspooch
in tho houso several dayB ago
when Representative Clayton arose
nnd asked: "May I Interrupt tho gen
tleman?" Mr. Sherloy Certainly.
Mr. Clayton To say that tho gen
tleman from Georgia was unavoidably
taken away nnd is not present.
Mr. Sherloy I thought tho gentle
man wnntcd to nsk mo n question.
Mr. Clayton I wanted to ask tho
gcntloman
Mr. Sherley I would rather go on
with my remarks but just ask tho
question.
Mr. Clayton That Is to say, does
tho gentleman think that any man
who In failing circumstances goes to
a man who has money, within four
months of his failure, and says to
him: "I am about to fall; I am in an
embarrassed position; let mo havo
a thousand dollars and I will prefer
you." Do you think any sane man
will let him havo that thousand dol
lars? Mr. Sherley I will say, if you will
read tho law, you will find tho ex
press provision that ho enn get a
thousand dollars and glvo security
for It, and, thoro 1b not the slightest
reason why a man should not lend It
If ho wants to.
Mr. Clayton That is not an answer
to my question.
Mr. Sherloy That Is my answer; I
am not going to answer it ns tho
gontlemnn wants, but I hnvo on
swered It according to tho law.
Mr. Clayton If tho gentleman will
not bo so much In earnest nnd a lit
tlo moro dispassionate
Mr. Sherloy Permit mo to mako
my -speech. After I make It you may
mako such criticism of my manner
ns you choose. I insist upon con
suraing my own timo.
Mr. Clayton May I interrupt the
gentleman?
Mr. Sherloy Tho gentleman can
not.
Mr. Clayton I am very sorry that
tho gentleman's argument Is so vul
nerablo that ho cannot submit to an
interruption.
Question: Was tho expressed re
gret Justified or genuine?
Senator Burton and the Tobacco Habit
An Absolute Necessity.
Wifoy You told mo the other day
wo must avoid all luxuries and cou
fine oursolveB to nbsoluto necessities
only.
Hubby That's so, my dear.
WIfey Well, last night you enmo
homo In a cnb.
Hubby Ycb, but that was an abso
lute neco8slty.
' Distemper
In nil its forms, among all nges of home
and dogs, cured and others in tho snme
utabla prevented from having tho diswiso
with Spohn's Distemper Cure, livery hot-
""tie guaranteed. Over 000,000 bottles sold
last year. $.50 and $1.00. Good druggists,
or send to manufacturers. Agents wanted.
'Writo for freo book. Spolm Med. Co.,
bpec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
Identification.
"Why do doctors wear Van Dyko
beards?"
"So they won't bo mistaken for
bankers with slde-whlskers." Boston
llorald.
The rich, as' wo reckon thorn, a d
among them tho very rich, in a tmo
acnlo would be found very lndlgont
nnd nt'ody IJmersoa. .
Vanity u dim to a loik In ono's w.
do in .'"W
THE Bennto cqramlttco on commerce
of which Burton of Ohio Is n mem
ber, wns just about to begin its after
noon session. Senator Fryo of Maine,
chairman of tho committee, sat nttho
head of tho long table. Burton sat
midway townrd tho end, from Fryo.
Presently Burton pulled a cigar from
his vest pocket. Ho lit It, roso and
stalked up tho room toward Frye.
Fryo looked at him quizzically.
"Well, Burton," said tho Maine sen
ator, "I'm glad to seo you havo ono
vlco."
Burton held his cigar between his
thump nnd forefinger liko a boy learn
ing to smoke.
"Ah, senator," ho said, "I have
many vices; I havo many."
Fryo only grinned a littlo at that.
Burton camo closer to him.
"You smoko, do you not, senntor?
ho asked.
"Oh. yes, I smoko."
Spectators thought Burton wns
about to produco for tho gontlemnn
from Maine, but maybe ho didn't have
anothor cigar. Anyway, Fryo got an
answer to that old question: "Is this
an Interrogation or nn Invitation?"
"I Btnoko nbo'tt bIx cigars a day,"
Fryo said then.
"I smoko nbout that many," tho
Ohio statesman commented.
"I don't smoko at all," chimed in
Senator Nelson, who is chairman of
tho Balllnger-Plnchot committee.
"No." said Fryo, "but you chow
enough to mako up for It."
"I don't either," ho said.
Ho fished a chunk of plug from his
pocket. It waB about nB big as your
thumb.
"A pleco liko that Ml last mo
week." ,
Then ho shifted tho lump In his left
cheok to his right. If a "pleco liko
that" lasts tho senator n day ho must
tako ono chow and keep It the wholo
day through.
How Congressman's Secretary Got Help
3jy0y
SECRETARY HORN of tho Btaff of
Representative Gaines, Is n Foxy
Qulller. Tho other day ho sent out
Invitations to a number Of other sec
retaries for a lunch in his office of a
certain night
"Fine," said the surprised secre
taries." "I'll havo a pretty girl for each of
you." suid Horn.
"Finer," said tho secretaries.
He had the lunch and tho girls. He
tmd spent nearly six dollars, though
ome of tho secretaries said after
wards that they had an Idea that tho
ijlrls had brought tho lunch. It Is
lot of record whothor tho lunch was
inton before or after Horn unfolded
Us little scheme.
In any event, before each socretury
and each girl had left, they had ad
dressed nbout a thousand onvolopos
nploce. You seo, It's seed timo hero:
all tho congroBsmon nre sending Sec
retary Wilson's seeds to their con
stituents.
Horn saw a monumental tnsk be-
toro nimsolf. Henco tho pretty-girl
lompung-iuncn invitation. Now a
numbor of protty girla and secretaries
nro wondering who got tho best of
It. Hio party Idea In this connection
has tnkon root, too. Ono secretary
has a scliomo to havo a stag affair in
his ofllco. Ho will havo cigars and
pop.
Ono of tho Now York members of
tho houso wns In Now York rccontly
and mot somo of tho stato politicians,
When tho session closed n state son
ator owed tho congressman n nlco lit
tlo sum which ho did not havo about
lilm. However, ho forwarded n clioclf
very soon, and Inclosed the following
note: "Most unwillingly I Inclose a
check. If It wore such n debt as you
could suo mo for, I am Inclined to
think I would not pay It. As It Is, I
fool that I must pay It If I want to
consider myself a geutleman."
BELONGED TO THE UNION.
Editor Yqu can't wrlto vorso.
Poet I can: I'vo got n poetic 11-
WHAT DF1. MILEN HA8 DONE
For Nebraska People,
Other doctors gavo MIsb Mary
Wortmnn, of West, Point, Nob.i two
months to llvo. When Dr. Milcn
commenced treating her she could
not stand nlono. A letter from her
father states that aftor two months'
treatment bIio Is practically well.
Mrs. W. F. Urban, 3450 South Fif
teenth Btreet, Omaha, Buffered untold
ngony for yenrs with gall stones. Dr.
Mllen's treatment cured her completely.
E. O. Stolnsprlng, 3Gth nnd Webster
street, Omaha, cured of atone In tho
bladder after years of suffering.
Miss Amanda Llnd, Mlnden, Nob,,
cured of kidney trouble
Enrncst Kuglor. Eustla, Neb., re
lieved aftor years of suffering with
rhoumatlsm nnd stomach trouble
These cases and hundreds of others
demonstrate Dr. Mllen's ability In tho
treatment of Rheumatism, Gall Stoucs,
Goitre, Epilepsy, diseases of tho liver,
kidneys, stomach, and nil chronic nnd
nervous diseases of men nnd women.
Dr. Milon mnkes no ckarga to nny
ono for consultation nnd examination.
Tho Mllen Medical Co., is located at
428 Ramgo Building, Fifteenth nnd
Harney streets, just opposlto the
urpneum theater.
The Right Spirit.
Apropos of Valentino day a pus&en-
ger on tho Bennudlan said:
"Mark Twain onco told us, In n llttlo
Valentino day speech cm this boat, of
on Irish wooer who had tho right val
entine spirit. Acceptance or rejection
he could tako with equal grace.
'"Will yo bo my valontlno?' ho said
on Februnry 14 to tho girl ho lovod.
" 'No,' she replied. 'I am another's.'
"He heaved n sigh and said:
"'Shure, thin, dnrlln', I wish yo
was twins, bo that I could havo at
laste tho half of ye,' "
How's This?
TTe eflff Ons Hundred Dollars HeimM tor an
ease of Catarrh that cannot bo ourcil by IUira
utiarru iurc
F. J. CHUNKY 4 CO.. Toledo. O,
Wr, tho undfralgned. havo known F. J. Chenejr
tor tho last 19 yrnrs, and believe htm perfectly hon
orable In all bualnnta tranaactloiui and financially
awe to cany out any omirauotis maas ny du nnn.
WALDINO, KlNNAN A MARVIN,
Wholmale Drugglsta, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure U taken Internally, artlnc
directly upon the blood and rnucoiu surfaces nt the
yatem. Testimonial Bent tree. 1'rlce 75 centa p
bottle. Bold by all Drunliu.
Take llall'i Family rills tor conttlpaUM.
Bringing Up.
"They're bringing tho baby up to
bo n mollycoddle."
"How so?"
"They havo the nurso tako It out In
n go-cart, instead of giving it nn auto
mobile." Takers or the United States Census
willuso Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen
bocause It Is always ready and suro.
Light to Banish Sorrow.
Sorrow dwells longest where tho
sun 1b shut out. Florida Tlmoa-llnlon.
DAVIS' J'AINKir.I.KU
hns no rabntlttito. No othor rtmicdy la an rrrectlYo
fur rlimmutlKm. lmnhiiKu, Milium nmiralulil or
dc Id of any tot 1. l'ut up In SSo, Wo nnd 60a boitloa.
' A man seldom has enough spnro
timo to convince a woman that she's
mistaken.
Mrs. AVIualow's Koollilnc; Sjrnp.
Fore hllilri'ii tentliltiif, Mifti'.ns theKiimi, rrilurealn.
Uamiuulluu.ullaykpalu.curuaVTludoiJilu. IKioa Uuttlu.
When a fool gets angry ho fur
niflhcB the proof of his foolishness.
Lewis' Sinfjlo Binder Rtmight Co cigar
U made to satisfy the smoker.
No, Cordelia, It Isn't called "com
mon sense" bcroiuio It 1b bo common.
cVuJicLf
Lydia E. Pinlcham's Vegetable Compound? We can
iurnish positive proof that it has made many remarkable
cures after all other means had failed.
Women who are suffering with some form of female
illness should consider this.
As such evidence read these two unsolicited testimonial
letters. We guarantee they are genuine and honest state
ments of facts.
Cresson, Pa. "Five yonranso I Iimt n ImtTfnll, and hurt;
myself inwardly. 1 was umlcr n, doctor's caro for nlno weeks,
mid when I stopped I jrrew norso nrrnin. I sent for n bottle of
Lydia 13. lMiiltlinin's YcirotnWo Compound, took It as directed,
nnd now I nm a stout, hearty woman." Mrs. Klhv 13. Aikcy,
Cresson, 1'a.
Baird, Wash. "A year n;ro I was slclc with kidney nnd
hladder troubles nnd feinnlo weakness. Tho doctors gavo mo
up. All they could do was to just lot mo go ns easily as possible
I was advised by friends to tako Jjydla B.Finkhnm's Vegetable
Compound nnd Blood Purifier. I nm completely cured of my
ills, and I nm nearly sixty years 'old." Sirs. Sarah IrcJgliton,
Baird, Wash.
Evidence like the above is abundant showing that the
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of miserable feelings and which ordinary practice does not
cure, are the very disorders that give way to Lydia E.
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Women who are afliicted with similar troubles, after
reading two such letters as the above, should be encouraged
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Compound has been tlio' standard remedy for
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herself who will not try this famous medicine
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, nnd
has thousands of cures to its credit.
Mrs. Plnkham invites all sick women
to wrlto her for advice. Sho lias
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A brother Is n younu man who
flutters "1i!h grown-up ulster.
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is the turning-point to economy
in wear and tear of wagons. Try
a box. Evcrydealer, everywhere
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What J. J. Hill, tha Great Railroad Magnate,
Bays About It Wheat-Producing; Poweri
Tho. jtn-ntr.t nt of tilts country
iuuumDinic inunoini
KtiluclPnt for thorn. Thn
nltoil btatct) In anothor unnenv.
lion nr mo will bo uia pro.
vkuhh or nomoa tnr in
pvonlo and producing
da) ot our prnmlnnnra
na n tihoot ciportln
country aro Mono, Can.
B'ln la to he tho grout
mieatoouiur?.
TMirrtntrnllronlmc
nutn la tulclna advantage
ot tho Itantlcn !T
trnntrn rullwny Lullil.
Jnir Hid wlioul rielda
oi vr intern uauauiu
Upwards of 125 Million
Bushels of Wheat
vrerplinrvratnllii 1000, Average
Batkntchnwnn nnd Manitoba will bo R
uiiwnniaoi KJ uuaiieia lrr wire.
I'reo lionieatfiida ot ISO ncrra,
nnd iidjolnlnrr prowiiiptloiii of
luunrrmmicu xr nrrni, nrolo
bo had In tlio cliolccat tUatrieta.
Bclioola cmiTrnlrnU cllinnte
OXDilliMit, aoll tho Vl'l-y beat,
rnllwiijr. clocn nt bmul, build
nc lumber cboup. furl cnr to
Bi t mill rriwonulilo In prlrp.
ttillrr piullf procured! in I ml
furinlnir it aurc'. Write aa to
(mat placo for Mttlcment, aettktV
Ion railway rnuw, tw rliittvelllua.
trntod "iMt Heat Vit"Mint frea
on application!, anil cthrr Inform,
tlon, to Hup't ot Immigration,
Ottuwa, Can., or to Uia .Clanaillan
Uovornmimt Atont,
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Ream 4 Bit Eldt . Oasbs, His.
(Co niMreM neamt Ton). (4)
Down
in the dumps
from over-eating, dritiking
bad liver and constipation get
many a one, but there's n way out
Cnscarcts relieve nnd cure
quickly. Take one to-night and
feel ever so much better in tlio
morning.
Caacarets lOo box week's treat
ment. All drutrslnts. lilsrifeat seller
In tho world-million boxes a month.
W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 14-1910.
