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About The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922 | View Entire Issue (March 22, 1910)
WORTH KNOWING Simple But Powerful Prescription for Rheumatism and Lame Back. This wan previously published here and cured hundreds, "dot ono ounce ol syrup of Saraaparllla compound and ono ounco TorU Compound. Then got half a pint of good whiskey and put tho other two Ingredients into It. Uso tahlcspqful of this- mixture. beforo each mcnl nnd nt bed time. Shako tho bottlq each tlmo." fJood effects nro felt thp first day. Any druggist hns theso Ingredients on hand or will quickly get them from his wholcsnlo house. A SPECIAL ORDER. Divorced Woman I like that doll Ve.ryrauch, only:! wish you could ar range It so thai Instead of saying P pa and Mamma, It would only say, Mahima.-LustIgo Wochc. THIS TELLS THE STORY. Los Angolos, Cal., Jan. 2, 1910. 1427 West 28th St. Uncle Sam'B JJroakfast Food Co., Omaha, Nob. aents: -v My mothor'hns liscd your food for over ono year; and it hns done her so much goodrthat sho feels she can't gut along without It, and ns no ono has it out hero, Twant to know what a cobo of 1 or 2 dozeri packages will . cost me, P. 0. D. Omaha or L03 Angeles, by freight. Yours Truly, X L. WOODSON. Wo. certify thattho -above letter Is'rt, true copy of tho original nnd was not solicited. Analyzed by Chemists. Apropos of President Taft nnd his recent decision about whisky', Itlchnrd jLc Galllenno 'satd, at a dinner nt the St. Tte'glsW v' "While VVno living in Liverpool there arose n hot whisky discussion. Was pot otlll whisky tho only whole some ono, or was patent still whisky the one non-poisonous drink? Choint cal Hnalysos were applied to every whisky going. "A Liverpudlian entered a public hous6 near-'ihQ -Albort (looks ono night and said: "Is ycr whisky puro? " 'Well, I should think so,' tho pub lican answered. 'It's been paralyzed by three anarchists.' " Avoid the Cheap and "Big Can" Ba king Powders. The cheap baking powders havo but one recommendation: they certainly oivc tho purchaser plenty of powder for his mon ey bat it's not all baking powder; tho bulk is mado up of cheap materials that havo no leavening power. These powders nrc o carelessly mado from Inferior materials that they will not mako light, wholesome food. Inrthcr, theao cheap baking pow ders havo a very small percentage of lcav rning gas; therefore it takes from two to three times .as much' of such powder to rate the cakp or biscuit dh it does of Calu met Uakinp Powder. Therefore, in the long rmu'tho actual cost to the consumer of the cheap powders is moro than Calu met would be. Cheap baking owdcrn lonvo tho bread sometimes bleached and scld, sometimes" yellow nnd alkaline, and always unpalalnblo. They nrc never of uniform strength and (iimlity. Why not buy a perfectly wholesome ba king powder hko Cnlunict, that is at the 'tame timo modem to in price and one -which can bo relied upon? Calumet is al ways the samo. keeps indefinitely and gives the cook the least trouble. , Big Bugs. Dr, Cook was talking to a Washing ton correspondent. "Tho man is wrong in his nttneks," ho said. "Ho orrs an ludicrously In his idea of polar conditions as tho Krook lyn domestic, who snld: "'It must ho a filthy place, that north polo, ma'am, I hour it's full ol lio bugs a3 big as churches.' "Wash ington Star. $100 Reward, $100. Ttwi readers of thli otptr will be plcaswt lo learn Hut UkM to t tout one drrtdl dtocuc tbit tele no ku been blo to euro In Ml III auera, ami that U Cittrrrj. lull Catarrh Cure Li trie only poaiilvo ure now known to mm rncdtral tralrrnlt. Catarrh belli a corutlluttonal dlvau, riu'.n;-o. conitllu ttoul'lrratmeat; 'Hail's Catarrh cure is ukrii In irrmllr aetlns dlrrrtlr upon thn blood nnd rnurou urfarai ot the system, (tirrrby dretrorlna- thr foundation of tho dlsniw. and Rlrlnic Ilia itatlent trrngtli by. building up tho conatltutkm and anlH tog nature la dolnn IU work. Ilia proprietor liava o much faith In 111 curatlvo Jrr that Ihry nfTrr Ono Ilundml Dollara for any raae thai It talli la CUie. Krml (or lltt n( Imllmonlnla .Addmm r, J. CIlliNKV A CO. Toledo, O. Rild by all DruiKliK 11c. TU uali'i Vamiiy ruu tor ccnttipaiion. Tho Enjjllsh Way. "Do you think baseball will ever get a foothold In England?" "They play It some." I "Ab strenuously ns wo do?" 1 "Well, no. They sorvo tea between Innings, I understand." to flimn a coi.u in onk iay Take I.AXATIVI1 IIUOMO . Onlnlne 'mMl Itruyiilttiirufund twiner It It f.illi tu euro, at, VI ullOVU-tUlfnaluralauu each box. c. Homo men go to their graves with out dlncoyorlng that they wore not na important as they thought they were, 1'KllllY DAVIfl' I'AINKII.T.Klt lanrntlabtMropulallonuf iivvrwinntiritiaiiiaa llablo rrtnedr for Inrabago, aclatlcit, pUiuil, lttie,flc,R,iandWK-, At all ilrutfgiita. tlltrh A crab-eating monkey In Slam swims like a flu'i. LORhrfiv maaaaaaa. JKMWKnMMMMmMnsMHHSMMnWfM Odd News From Big Cities Stories of Strango r otrango t-iapp Metropolitan Tc " ' i J, i - Snores Worth Fifty NEW YORK. "Theso things you hoar about tho fortunes tho Pull man porters mako." snld ono of thorn, "nro mostly foolish; hut you do once In a whllo gather in tips enough on a elnglo trip to buy an overcoat with, a spring overcoat, nnywny. "I think tho most profltablo single customer I over struck was n man that rodo with mo onco when-1 was running on a pnrlor car betweon Now York, and thu first thing he says to mo was: '"SluioonV-l lint's what he called mo, Simeon 'Simeon; ho says to nio, 1 hnven't had any sleep for a wook, nnd I'm llablo to go to sleep tho rain, uto I alt down In this car, nnd when I sleep I always snoro, and when I snoro I do snore, nnd If I should snoro hero I'd bo llablo to blow tho roof off tho car nnd I'd bo suro to disturb all tho other passongors. What I want. Slraqon, Is for you to look out for mo nnd poo that I don't snoro.' "'Simeon,' ho snys, 'keop nn eyo on me, and for evory tlmo you keop mo from snoring I pay you 60 conts. Yon keop tho ucoro nnd I settlo with you when wo got to Buffalo. But un-1 der8tand,' ho says, 'for evory time you1 lot mo snoro wo deduct $2 from' tho total.' "Wo hadn't much moro'n rbllod out of Now York, before "J saw. his hend go 'back. I wiiB nlongsldo of him be fore It went back tho second tlmo, but from Hint ori ho kopt mo on tho jump. Drinks and Love Mixed by Frenchman LOS ANGELES, QAL.-rPotor Slvors, a French shoop herder, living on Allso,4streot, acuumulate.jn Jng je cently and becamo amorous to ouch an oxtent that his arrest and deten tion on nn insanity charge wero deemed JieceBsary. Slvcra in turn made love to a horse, a wagon and a. hitching post, nnd whon locked up in tho city Jail beotowod tho most distracting ca resses and salutations of lovo upon tho cold and unresponslvo bars of his cell. Tho shcop herdor Is tho living ox nmplo of tho llttlo mustnehod typo who so often forms tho chief fun maker in Fronch film moving picture shows. Ho is short nnd slight, with a curl ing mustache nnd nil tho ravings and elaborato figures of speech uaod by his countrymen. Early ono nrtornoon Slvcra began to gather about him UrangQ-looklng bottles. Ho drank from each In turn, without fear or favor. Any other man would hnvo thought a whllo before taking such chances, Wanted Pied Piper BUFFALO, N. Y, If there's a Pled I'Ipcr anyv;hero In the United States ho Is wanted In Pouhkcopslo to catch Gil Monnhan's rat a big rat rellow that la scampering through cel lars, garrets and walls with a sleigh, hull fast to his neck. Gil Is "tho limit" among practical JokerB. When three rats wero caught In a trap In Welch's cafo recently he J thought It would ho a merry Jost to I tlo a bell to tho largest one and give j him his liberty. Tho big rat, with his bell tinkling merrily, senmpured ; across tho floor nnd disappeared in Pie Eater Loses When His Face Slips eg NEWAIIK, N, J.Amld great cnthiml-nsm-5 young mon, trained to the minute, In Junior hnll, Illoomllold, on torcd tho annual plo-entlng contest for (he chnmpIonHhlp ot Now .lei-Boy, Five of tho contestants, ns well as tho state record or 20 pics In hair an hour, roll during tho bnttln. Walter W. Tappin, of Hloomflold, was thu winner of tbo rliiininlonn)iln. ! Ho managed to put himself on tho outside of 27 plos In tho allotcd time, whllo at lenst thrco moro, consider ably mussed' up, clung about bis fea I CHAllINClA S?m Happenings in. the owns, Cents'Each to Him 1 had to stir him "up every flvo or ten or fifteen-minutes, ami 1 hnd to bo Qitlck nbout,(IL Qnce ho got away from mo. "I'd gone clcanudowii to tho other end or tho car, nfter we'd been out about live hours, with n. glass of. water for a lady, and Just as 1 was handing It to her 1 heard n tcniblo nolao down nt tho other end or tho car, and I know what was tho matter; but tho olher folks In tho car didn't at first nnd lmlf of 'em Jumped up. Tho lady I was handing tho water to did, nnd pretty near upset tho tray, and every body was scared nt first, and thero they wero standing, up or looking around from their chairs nil over tho car, tho whole lot of 'cm, nil scowling nt my passenger. (,I mado that run from Now York to Buffalo many and many a. time, but It hnd novcr seemed so long to mo be foro. Wo got thero finally, but whon ho stood up for mo to assist him off I woB-so"tlred -and weak I could hardly wngglo tho broom. Simmy," ho says, 'I think yoU did; well. What do you mako tho tally?' t "I told him that ho'd been asleep 71 times. " 'Well,' ho imys 'Simmy, that would mako 53G.G0 If it had been a perfect score, but wo deduct two dollars for tho. tlmo you lot me snoro; that brings It down tq (33.50. I supposo wo could fairly enough knock off another dollar,, half prlco for that half snoro; but wo, lildn t mako any special contract,' ho says, 'about half snores, and bo wo won't say nnythlug about that. Just, lot. it go;' ! , - ; ''"Then' ho- handed me over $33.50; j and I got froi'ii tho other passengers $2.70, ranking tho grand total rovenuo fo. tho trip $30.20. but with Sivors It was do or die, nnd ho plunged In boldly. After all tho bottles hnd boon emp tied and wero lying upon tho floor in dlticonsolnto attitudes, tho Frenqhmnnj nroao and went forth in search or ad ventures. Ho thought ho owned th'o earth. Ho tossed his hat In tho air In an abandoned manner, and cried his delight. Ho npproached n horso at tached to a bnker's cart on AHno street. "Ah, zo gran horso, zo big one, I lof you, I Jot you," screamed tho en. raptured Peter, with frantlo nttomptB to embraco tho nnlmal. Tho horBO, being ot common parcntago and hav ing no ambition to speak of, backed away rrom tho approaches or tho llttlo man. Toter followod, hat In hand, male lng tho moat elaborato bows in tho dlroctlon of the equine, and at tho Bamo tlmo casting tho most beseech ing glances toward It. Tho horso mado a row attempts to climb a telegraph pole, and Peter transferred his affairs of lovo to a plcturo of a fat damsel, painted on tho side pnnol of tho wagon. Ho was try ing to enclrclo tho wagon with his arms In his offort to einbrnco this wooden nfllnlty, when tho drlvor camo rorth from a nearby store, pried Pater off with tho too of his nhoe, and, using tho samo system of transmission de livered him Into i he guttaiv to Catch This Rat tho ncnroBt hole. Ho was so proud of his hell that he sallied forth from tho building to orouBo tho envy or all the loss rortunato rodents In Pouhkeepalo. Ho seems to bo a grout trnvolor, ror his bell has been heard In wldoly sep arated parts, of tho city. At uncanny hours lonely men and women hnvo heard, the strango Bound of n boll fulntly tlnkly In tho wall of bedroom or parlor. Rest has been broken; sleep boa boon driven away. A young man who had been' at a stag party heard tho tlnkle-tlnklo at the hend of . his bedlouder, tl.eu fainter; then louder again. Jt wns there, there, In the celling, up and down tho wall. Pulling on his clothes, the young man ran to tho noarest doc tor, exclaiming, "I've got thom again 1" When ho described tho strungo sounds the doctor Bald, "Oh I that's only Gil Stonahr.n'n rat. Go back to bed." tures. Oesldcs. tho honors which go with tho title, ho won tho first prlr.o or a $fi gold pleco. Mr. Tappin, artcr tho tilt, declared hlmsoir willing to sign articles with nny opponent on threo monthB' notice. Second honors wont -tcrjohn Win throp HrewBtcr of Nownrk, tho favor Ito of tho outsiders. Mr. HrowBtcr re duced tho monutnln of 200 pies by din posing of 21!, For n long tlmo nt the start qr tho raco ho was In tho lend by throe mouthrula and ho blames his doreat on the fart that when his faco slipped on No. 17 he Pranged by mis take rrom peach to mlncc Sylvester "3ll!tt, last year's wlnnor, wns third. I lo declared, whllo being led from tho arena by frlondB, tha ho waa satisfied to havo boon ablo even to enter tho contest and uot let tho title go by de.'niO' Wilbur D. Nesbit. IKE: 'Ah. lute' U tbo picture talcrn lly u flashllKlit nt .tho tllnnor Wlicn It snapped, your ticrvc wen Miatccn. Yes, they wore, or I'm a ilnneri tt tta look at tt togotlicr To discover who In who 1 i AIo, try to nnd out whether This Is ho or that la you. I'ot you nro. rv Jihlfro. ond he la a 6lr Out ono la a amuilgo nnd ono.Ja-n'blurt ; And nmybo thnt'a Hcott nnd tndybo that'a Hurt, But who Is tho tnnn that Ib nothing but , shirt? It la splendid In tho morplnR To reflect on how you sat Whoil they navo to you tho wnrnlnrr That the- lens would bo to bat. How you llenryclnycd your features, How you lifted up your face. Knowing that of alt tho creatures Nona uxcols tho human raco I ' Well, ono enmo to speak, nnd ono owns , it bank, Hut ope Is n streak nnd one Is' n blank, , And opo down In front 1ms a face, that pipat hurt ' i - -. But who Is the man that la nothing but shirt? Plnco Delahn2xar'8 famous blow-out It has always been tho snino. When tho flash would spurt nnd g:o pu All the diners dreumcd of fame, But upon tho morrow morning When tho pictures they would ace, with n frown their browa adorning Each would murmur: "Which la mot" For thero was n Judge and thero was a Sir Dut now olio's a smudsq and ono la a blur, Yet tell me, I pray-nnd don't think mo pert Who Is tho poor mnn who Is nothing but shirt? Putting Them to Uis. "Hortcnso," says the fond mammn. "I certainly do not npprovo or tho way you girls aro acting toward tho Iter. Slowhoy. Why, it was scandalous to sco you laughing nt tho poor man when ho wont into tho sUrf yester day." "Mnmmu." giggles Hortonso, "wo weren't laughing at his appearanco or nt tho figure ho cuts in tho wotor, but didn't you notice that ho was wearing a pair of big bath slippers?" 'II bellcvo I did obsorvo thom." "Well, thoy oro tho pair tho youno ladles or tho sowing circle gavo him last Christmas, nnd ho told ua yeater day ho would not havo como to th senshoro U it wore not that ho wanted nn opportunity to wear thom." A Proviso; "Congratulate you, old man," says Howllngton Twontthlrt to Stridor Tlo counter. "Olad you got tho ongago. ment Thought It might bo dimcult for you to get tho manager to give you an nudlcnco. Ho Is rather stand ofllsh." "Well," nn3wcrs Stridor Tlocountor, "ho said ho'd glvo mo an audlonco. Ho will paper tho houso for tho Oral night, but nftor that It has to dopond on mo nnd tho play." The Usual Result. "I," said tho first citizen, "am do termlned to organlzo a strong protosi ngaliut tho high cost of living. I am planning tho Ncbuchndnozznr soci ety. Its members will eat nothlnu but grass." "Sh-h-h!" warns tho second citizen "There's n congressman near us, It ho hears you ho will put a tariff ou gruss." Confidence. "So you wish to marry my daugh ter?" asks tho conventional athor. "Do you think you can support her In tho stylo to which sho has boon ac customed?" "No, sir," frnnkly replies tho con. fldeut young man. "But I think I can accustom her to tho stylo In which I will be nblo to support her." First Gtop. "Hold on. there!" growls tho burg lar, ns tho star nttompts to uso tho tolophono. "Don't try to call up tho police." ,. "I hadn't thought or tho police,' pro tests, tho stnr. "I wnB going to notify my proas ngent." No Charm for Him. "Got up, Uliffcrs!" cnll3 tho friend, pounding upon IJllfferB' bedroom door. "Got up and soo this boautlful Bunrlso." "That's nil right," anawora mirrors, Bleeplly. "I buw It ton mlnutos ago as I came In." STOMACH CENTER OF HUMAN UEE ALL ELSE SECONDARY Tho immense success -which has fol lowed L.'T. Cooper during the past roar with his. new preparation hsi "ex ceeded anything ot the kind over' be toro witnessed In moat of tho leading cities where tho young man has intro duced' tho medlclno. Cooper has a 'novel theory. Ho bolloves that tho .human Btomach is directly responsible for most dlsca80. To quota his own words from nn interview upon his ar rival in an eastern city: "Thoavorago mnn or woman cannot bo sick 11 tho stomach is working properly. To bo suro, thero nro diseases' ot a vlrulont nature, such ns cancer, tuberculosis, diabetes, etc., which nro organic, nnd aro not trnccnblo to tho stomach, but oven fovors can, in ntno cases out of ton, bo traced to something taken Into tho stomach. All of this hnlf-slck, norvous exhaustion that Is- now so :ommon, is caused by stomachic con ditions, and it is becauso my rem edy will and docs regulato tho atom tch that I nm mooting with such suc cess. "To sum tho matter up a sound dl gestivo apparatus that is doing its full duty, gottlng evory partlclo or vi tality out ot tho food by transferring tt to tho bowels in a perfectly digest ed stato this above all clao brings health." Mr. A. C. Brock, chor or tho Brock Restaurant, Markot District, Boston, Mass., who Is a staunch believer in Mr. Cooper's theory and medicine, lias this to say: "I had chronic indiges tion; ror bvor thrco years. I mirrored terribly, nnd lost about thirty pounds. I was a physical -wroclq wlfon I Btartcd this Cooper medicine, a month or so ago. To-day I am as well as. I ovor was in ray lire. I nm no longer nerv bus, my food docs not distress rue in tho lonat, and I havo a splendid up potito. I am gaining flesh very rap idlyIn fact, at tho rato of a pound a day. I would not bollovo any mddl clno on earth could havo dono for me what this has dono. It is a romnrk ablo preparation, and Mr. Coopor-do-servos all his' success." Coopor'o No.w Discovery is sold by all druggists. If your druggist cannot supply you, -wo will forward you tho nnmo ot a druggist in your city who will. Don't accept "something just as good." Tho Cooper Mcdicino Co,, Day ton, Ohio. When Tempus Didn't Fuglt. Llttlo Holou, during tho threo years of her llfo, had never been separated rrom her older sister night or day lor moro than a row minutes at a timo, but at last tho tlmo camo whon tho slBter wont away ror a wholoday. Tho child tried overy gnmo nnd occu pation that Bho-knewjof, and a 'new ono or two suggested by her motbor, but thoy all palled. Finally sho gavo up and stood nnd looked Badly out ot tho window. Then sho fiighed deeply and said: "Its still tho samo old day, Isn't it, mothor?" Woman's Homo Companion. Why 8he Needed Moro Nlghtc Off. Having recently engaged an 18-yoar-old colored girl to do housowork, a New York woman was adjusting tho various questions of prlvlIegoB. "You will havo Monday and Thurs day nights off, Eliza," tho mistress of the house said. "On'y Monday 'n' Thursday nights!" tho other exclaimed, rolling hor oyes. "My Lawd, Mis' Blank, dat -won't tfo nohow; dat ain't enough. You see, mn'am, I's a dobbytantc." A Bright Idea. Yeast It is said that tho baya bird of India spends his sparo tlmo catch ing fireflies, which ho fnstens to tho Bides ot his nest with moist clay. On a dark night n baya'o nest glows like nn electric street lump- Crlmsonbeak Say, thcro's a blight Idea ror decorating that koyhole in my front door! Beautiful Post Cards Free. Bend 4c stamps for flvo samplfH of our irery best Oold and 811k FIiiImii lilrtluhty. l-'lnwer ami Motto 1'ont Cards; beautiful colors nnd lovollcnt dcHlgna. Art I'oxt Card Club, 793 Jnckscn st., Topcka, Kan, Don't kick when your wifo asks It her hat Is on straight. Rather feel proud that sho httB tho gractousness to II icon you to a plumb. . IIRKAK UP THAT CntHlII aitn.4I.Wi l.unt JAiftnm, ibn ipuUr famllr rrni Mr. H enreavr hero other rcmeuius fall. All deal' irk. 240,100, II WJbolllo. At tho ago of 18 a girl in nfrnld ot two things being nn old maid and not going to heaven. Lewis' Single Binder, extra quality to. bacco, costs moro than other Sc cigar. It Isn't every prodigal son who gets a whack at thn obese veal. WW ulf regardless of digestion and nutrition. Ho might almost as well cat shav ings for nil tho good ho gets out of his food. The result is that the stomach. grows "weak" the action of the organs of digestion and nutrition a re impaired and tho man suffers the miseries of dyspepsia and the agonies of nervousness. To Btrcntithcn tho stomach, restore the activity of the or iana or tllQeatlon and nutrition and brace up tho ncrves nse Dr. Pierce' a Goldca Medical Discovery It la aa ua falllaH remedy, and has the confidence ot physlclaaa ma well aa the praise ot thousands Mealed by its use. . . In the strictest senio "Golden Medical Discovery" Is a temperance medi cine. It contain neither intoxicants nor narcotics, and is as free free ateohnl as from opium, cocaine and other dangorous drugs. All Ingredients p Hated oa its outside wrapper. . . , Don't let a dealer dcludo you for his owa profit. There Is aa saedlcJae for stomach, Uycr end blood "just as good" as "Golden Medical Discovery," For sore throat, sharp pain in lungs, tightness across tli'a chest, hoarseness or couglt, , lave the parts with Sloan's,. Liniment. You don't need to xub, just lay it on lightly. Jt. penetrates instantly to the scat of the trouble, relieves cbngs tion and stops the pain. Here's the Proof. Mr, A. W. Price, Fredonbt, Kan., says : "Wo have used Sloan's Lini ment for a year, and find U an excel lent thing for sora threat, chest pahta,' coldt, and hay fever attacks, A few drops taken on sugar stop cough ing and meeting instantly." Sloan's ; is easier to use than porous plasters, acts quicker and dooa not clog up the pores of tbe skin It is an excellent an theptic remedy for asthma, bronchitis, and all inflammatory' discaioa of tho throat and chest; will break up tho deadly membrane' in an attack of croup, and will kill any kind of neuralgia or rheu matic pains. All rirurclits keep Moan's Uahaeat, Prim 25c, S9&,$ti00. Your Liver is Clogged up That's Why You'r. TkW-Oirt f B... U ftl k 121- uiu inn ,iu nffvmmi CARTER'S LITTLE, UVER PILLS will put you right, in a lew dayi. 1 hey do their duty. Cora ' Coattlva tlaa. Bil. (mwsu, kUgUos, ua Sltk sWJocks. , SMALL rlLU SMALL VOX, SMALL riKt GENUINE must ber Bgruture j . Cured Right at Home to ELBCTOOrODES. N SlMtrlc TrutoMt. OlvteK tniotippr aad Bine rcti Ml, ltvo. iBTlrotiti ratm todr. NfTttMwaHr vim." rwtlT Clrt let RhtsuMlin, NaaalfK. Sukuhc Klilacr ad Uttr compUioU. rim Mlfl.OO. Vu money rttrel II KM utUUttott. Guuutee ttnedwltti ch t4l, jtltctropodrt am nuiutil. If not at your DranliTt, J u H. 6ata wbttbw tor rata ar Mau, WBflTKRN KLECTKOrODB CO, KB toe AbtIm St., Urn Aam, Cat. SOUR STOMACH "I used Cascarets and feel like a eif man. I have been a sufferer from dys pepsia and sour etomnch for the last two years. I have been taking tnedkiho and other drugs, but could find s6 relief oaly for a short time. I will recommeaa Cascarets to my friends as the oaly thing for indigestion and sour stomach and to keep tho bowels lu good conditioa. They ore very nice to eat." Harry Stuckley, Mauch Chunk, Pa. nemnnt. Palatable, Potent, Taste Good. DoUood. Never Klcken, YVeaVenorOrloe. 10c, 25c. 50c. Never soM In bulk. The Irea nine tablet itumpod CUC. Uuaraetecd to are or your money back. 9M Turlock Irrigation District of California Tlio LAND of MJN8II1N15 and OPPOIt TUNIT1K8. Hculthful Cllmuto. A-t land; AIJUNDANT WATKIl at low rate; Peaches, AprlcntH, KIks, Ollvca. Swoet Potatoes. Alfalfa nnd Dairying pay hot ter tliun $100.00 per aero yearly. Writ tor Illustrated booklet. DEPT. B.TUI1L0CK BOARD OF TRADE. TortMk. Cal. PATENT Hook and -adrtfe mBTR. Iuk, u a MraM, TauinUn. usivw vrt. utn rviarauoe DEFIANCE STARCH '&SS W. N. U.f OMAHA, NO. 11-1010. Liniment HaivnaitTl .Ls!dW"lK The Tenderfoot Farmer It was one of theie experimental farmer, who put itten spectacles on his cow and fed her shavings. His theory vas that it didn't matter what the cow ate so long as sho was fed, Tho questions o( digestion and nourishment had out entered into his calculations. It's only a "tenderfoot" farmer that Would try such cn experiment with a cow. But manv a farmer feeds iw-