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THE ALLIANCE IIETtALD, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1921.
RANDOM SHOTS
renin is atrain bpinir advertised.
M the jrood old days when Feruna was
iMoafsctured under the original for
anvla, this would have been an indica
Jon that the bootleg hooch wan bad
tndeea
Flossie Feather, fourteen-year-old
lincoln girl, ran away from home to
Join a carnival. Now we see where
Cae expression "feather-brained"
tight have originated.
' Among other blessings may be re
orded the fact that we do not live in
Ireland. Over in that land of peace
and plenty even funeral parties are
not safe. One man was killed and
three other injured near Belfast the
tner day, while burying a friend.
The unemployment problem cannot
be solved by conferences any more
than the writing of dilpomatic notes
will keep a country out of war- Jobs
lire what the jobless need not bul
letins giving accurate summaries of
the causes why there are no jobs to
ce nan.
- "Romance of War Enda in Mar
riage," reads a heudline in the Lincoln
Star. Why should the headwriters al
ways assumes that the romance ends
where marriage begins?
An Alliance man getting along in
J'ears but with his sense of humor still
ntact tells this one on himself.
Night before last he retired either too
early or too late, and his sleep was
troubled. Worse than that, he had a
nightmare, and a mean riding one, at
that, He dreamed that he awoke to
find a burglar in the hou?e. For five
.t ten, minutes he wafched the fellow
prowl about, MW him collect the fam
ily silverware into a bag, and then
the burglar'B manner made him mad.
Jumping out of bed (still a dream, you
tinderstand) he Relied the Intrude? by
"th. coat collar and proceeded to kick
Mm where it would do the most good.
He kicked long and forcefully and he
suddenly awakened in earnest, to find
that his right foot was paining him
terribly. He looked at it and found
all five toes bleeding. He had been
kicking the wall. Now he hobbles
when he walks, and if you find a port
ly, gray-haired gentleman walking as
though his corns bothered him a lot,
you've found the hero of this tale.
This experience reminds us of an
other Alliance man who, on retiring,
neard a burglar downstairs. He hast
ily awakened his wife and seizing her
by the shoulders, pushed her out into
the hall and started down the stairs,
hold.ng her In front of him, hostage
like. "Why," she protested, "why do
you put me in front where it s danger
ous? Maybe he'll shoot" "Darling
paid the scared householder, with that
tering teeth, "it's a mighty mean bur
glar who would shoot a woman."
A rancher strolled into the Model
market ami engaged Jones in conver
sation. "I wouldn't mind buying some
bacon," he confessed, "if the price
were right." "What did you pay for
the last bacon you bought," inquired
Jones. "Twenty-eight cents a pound,"
was the reply. "Well, 1 can beat that
just 2 cents," said Jones. "I've got
Mime good bacon here ut 20 cents a
pound." "I'll take a couple of slabs,"
nai'd the rancher. "I like to trade
where I get beat the most."
Those School Dresses are big
values, at $1.29.
Iligl'iliad-ItoUoway Co.
You are entitled to a cake of Jap
IUwe Soap free. Auk your grocer.
UNIVERSAL
ELECTRIC ' .
Coffee Percolator
Makes delicious coffee
right at the table, at the
turn of a switch.
The Patented Pumping
Device, a feature in all
UNIVERSAL Percola
tors, extracts every bit
of the wholesome, flavor
producing elements from
the coffee bean before
the water boils.
The Fusible Plug Safety
Device is another exclu
sive UNIVERSAL feat
ure which eliminates
every possibility of fire,
destroyed appliances or
damage to the table ser
vice, as a result of care
lessness in letting the
appliance boil dry.
W..w,a &ldly demonstrate the
UNIVERSAL. Percolator for you.
Look far tfAJMVi RSTfr Tiadt lUrfc
Dr. J. P. Weyrens Talks
to the Alliance Lions
at Thursday Luncheon
Pr. J. P. Weyrens of the Slagle
clinic or this city spoke to the mem
hers of the Alliance Lions club at i
regular luncneon inursday noon on
the subject of "Cancer." rivin? one of
tne most interesting and instructive
talks which the club has ever been
favored. Dr. Weyrens illustrated his
talk with blackboard sketches i us-
trating his points.
Cancer, he said, is a breaking down
of the bodily tissue at some point
where it has been bruised. Ordinarily
the body, when functioning properly,
win replace broken down tissue with
new cells. When a cancerous growth
appears, it is due to the fact that
the cells replacing those destroyed are
immature and lacking in resistance,
strengtn ana stamina. Mich cells, the
speaker called "infant cells."
Dr. Weyrens said that while it was
possible to explain what cancer is. It is
more difficult to explain why it should
develop. This "why" of cancer has
never been satisfactorily answered, he
declared, even though it has been
found possible to cure the condition.
group of physicians and surceons
selected from all over the country, has
investigated cancer for a number of
years, and were compelled to confess
themselves unable to explain why a
cancerous growth should develop.
Positive cures for cancer were given
by Dr. Weyrens, who said that all
that was necessary was to remove the
diseased tissue. The methods in use
are surgery. X-ray or radium and
cauterization by means of arsenic
paste. The speaker favored' surgery
as the most satisfactory, the cleaned:
and surest way of dealing successful
ly with cancer. He impressed unon
h.I hearers the fRct that where there
ft a cancerous growth in the body,
the diseased cells may be taken to
other parts of the body through the
bipod, or lymph tracts, and secondary
cancers result.
Cancerous tissue must be removed,
he said, before secondary cancers ap
pear, otherwise treatment may remove
only a part Of the trouble. Arsenic
paste is a sure means, he said, but is
slow, for it takes a week or more to
accomplish what surgery will accom
plish in five minutes. The X-ray or
radium treatment is successful, he de
clared, if undertaken by a careful op
erator, who will be sure that all the
cancerous tissue is removed, and that
none of the healthy tissue surround
ing it is burned. Surgery he believed
the best method of coping with the
disea?e. for the treatment is swift,
sure and clean. Unless the work of
removal is thoroughly done, the cancer
returns within a few years.
A number of out-of-town guests
were entertained at luncheon. S. H
H. Townsend, manager of the Mu
tual Life Insurance company of New
York; T. H. McWilliams, district sup
erintendent of the company and Ed
Marks of Alliance were guests of W.
L. O Keefe. B. Aufdcngarten. ranch
er of Sunrise, Wyo., and J. E. Fore
man, banker of Guernsey, Wyo., were
guests of Lloyd C. Thomas, recently
elected a member of the club, and E.
H. Potter of the Standard Chautauqua
system of Lincoln was another miest
Mr. Townsend gave a short talk on
the insurance business. He urged the
Lions to consider the life insurance
business as one of the most substan
tial in the country today. Among
other thincs, he spoke of the immense
sums of money controlled by these
:ompanies, mo;-t of which have offices
NO DREAMS OF BLISS
BRING MORE DELIGHT-
1URM YUie "T A klv
tgeineii iniJ lUMItr
What conjures up a more
delightful entertainment than
the idea of n nice juicy roast
served with the proper vege
tables. This market makes
such dreams come true.
Spring Chickens,
dressed, lb. 30c
Spring Chickens,
Alive, lb 23c
Bacon, per lb. 28c
Swift's Premium 9Cn
Bacon, lb. WC
Morris Supreme OCp
Bacon, lb JJC
Armour's Star Ham,
per lb .32c
ALL KINDS OP FRESH
MEATS
Next to Hirst's. Phone 30
Watch for Mr. Happy Party.
i THE MODEL
MARKET
J 16 WEST 4
PHONE, i
n the east, ami said That this money
was often used to develop public enter
prises, such as irrigation projects,
railroad extensions, and the like.
Mr. Totter explained the various
kinds of contracts written by the Chau
tauqua company with the venous
(owns, and the reaoon whv the rnn.
tract was considered necessary by the
various systems.
Rules and Practices
Governing Patients
in City Pest House
The presence of an out-of-town Da-
tient in the city pest house has given
rise to considerable discussion durimr
tne past two or three days, with the
result that the cit yauthorities have
investigated the proposition. In this
case ,the patient pays all expenses,
and thei"e is no problem of deciding
who is to pay the bill, but the discus
sion has brought out the need for a
more general understanding of the
rules governing certain cases for fu
ture guidance.
There was some complaint on the
part of the attending physicians that
the pest house was not in shape to
receive patients from outside the city,
short time after the patient had been
brought to Alliance, necessary sup-
plies were taken out there and a tele
phone installed. City officials take the
stand that while they are willing to
reiceive patients from outside the city,
the city is not obligated to furnish
quarters for them. In this case, the
city officials say, no advance notice
was given that the pest house was to
be utilized.
Some time ago, during the admin
istration of Mayor A. D. Rodirers.
there was some talk of using the city'
pest house for contagious cases from
all over the county, the county com
missioners to pay necessary expenses
for patients living outside the munic
ipality. This was discussed at some
length, but no formal agreement was
ever entered into, according to City
Attorney Metz.
The rules of the state board of
health require that contagious diseases
occurring in the city be reported to
the city board of health within twentv-
four hours, and outside of the munic
ipality report is to be made within
that time to the county board of
health, such report to be made by the
attending physician, the head of the
family or the person in charge. Fori
general information, the membership I
of both city and county health boards 1
are given herewith: j
City board of health Mayor R. M. I
Hampton, chairman; Dr. J. P. Wey-1
rens, physician; Chief of Police C. W. '
JefTers, secretary and quarantine of-'
ficer; S. W ..Thompson and N. A. !
Aemmish,
W. Miller, chairman and quarantine
officer; Dr. C. E. Slagle. physician;
County Superintendent Opal Russell,
secretary of the board.
The rules provide that the secretary'
is to be notified in each case.
The. Wool Dresses for Girls
are snappy.
Highland-Holloway Co.
It takes both patience nnd an in
finite capacity for exaggenitio to
make a good fisherman.
Woman'a fashions seem to Se based?
on never put on until tomorrow what
you can leave off today.
New arrival of the better
Canton Crepe Dresses.
llighland-IIbfloway Co.
County board of health Sheriff J.
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October Vidor Records
An unusually fine list of this month's
popular Vocal Music, Mance Music and
Red Seal Records
NOW ON SALE
Mann Music & Art Co.
twmnms.
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TO
AY MORE?
Pay Cash and Pay Less
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Strictly Cash Buying and Cash Selling Here. ' Free Delivery Four times a Day
COMPARE THESE PRICES AND THE GOODS THEN YOU WILL BUY HERE.
NO SPECIALS
JUST EVERY DAY PRICES
YOU WIN HERE
Read this price list Meats of all kinds
VEAL ROASTS, any kind,
per pound
VEAL CHOPS, very fine,
per pound ,
PUKE LARD, the best
per pound
FANCY BACON, whole or half
per pound
PURE BOX SAUSAGE LINKS
pet pound
FRESH REAL BEEF LIVER,
2 pounds for .
REAL HAMBURGER, no scraps
per pound
SPARE RIBS, fresh,
2 pounds for
BEST SLICED BACON,
per pound
15c
20c
16c
26c
27c
25c
13c
25c
35c
BEEF TONGUE and BEEF HEARTS
per pound
WEINERS, BOLOGNA or MINCE HAM,"
per pound
SMALL PORK CHOPS
per pound
SALT PORK
per pound
BEST BOILED HAM,
per pound
BEST KIND OF BEEF ROASTS, 1 0 1
per pound 12
VERY BEST ROUND STEAK (try this)
per pound
SHORT CUTS, T-BONE, (try these)
per pound
BOILING MEAT,
per pound '.
..... 10c
.....20c
23c
22c
.....49c
AND 15C
..... 22c
.....25c
..... 8c
Try our meats and see for yourself that we carry only the best. Ask our custom
ers for their answer.
A FEW PRICES ON GROCERIES THAT WILL PREVAIL HERE EVERY DAY
DELIVERED FREE.
CARNATION MILK, large can, per can 13c or
6 cans for , vC
CARNATION MILK, small cans, per can 7c, or Afl
6 cans for 4UC
PANCAKE FLOUR, or
4 lb. bag for '. OOC
JAPAN TEA, Extra Fine, OA
Vi-lb. package &UC
IVORY LAUNDRY STARCH, a
per package 1 jC
COFFEE, extra fine, (Three Blend) on
three pounds, for OlC
(We grind this cofTee for you as you want it it will be
fresh.)
BULK CRACKERS, " . r
per pound j jC
A SMALL AMOUNT OF BUSHEL PEACHES FOR CANNING
THE BEST HIGH PATENT FLOUR TO YOUR DOOR, Per sack $1.85
A BIG SOAP SALE WITH FREE SOAP. COME AND SEE AND SAVE MONEY
5 bars of Flake White Laundry Soap, 1 bar Jap Rose free 35c
5 bars White Russian Laaundry Soap, 1 Bar Jap Rose, free . . .25c
YOU CAN GET MORE FOR THE DOLLAR HERE THAN YOU CAN ELSEWHERE
Come in and Let Us Show You We Will Be Pleased to Do So.
ALL KINDS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES ALL THE TIME
Sr.
MORGAN GROCERY GO.
THE CASH STORE NO CREDIT JUST CASH
PHONE 589
Newberry's
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