; i THE ALLIANCE IIETtALD, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1921. RANDOM SHOTS renin is atrain bpinir advertised. M the jrood old days when Feruna was iMoafsctured under the original for anvla, this would have been an indica Jon that the bootleg hooch wan bad tndeea Flossie Feather, fourteen-year-old lincoln girl, ran away from home to Join a carnival. Now we see where Cae expression "feather-brained" tight have originated. ' Among other blessings may be re orded the fact that we do not live in Ireland. Over in that land of peace and plenty even funeral parties are not safe. One man was killed and three other injured near Belfast the tner day, while burying a friend. The unemployment problem cannot be solved by conferences any more than the writing of dilpomatic notes will keep a country out of war- Jobs lire what the jobless need not bul letins giving accurate summaries of the causes why there are no jobs to ce nan. - "Romance of War Enda in Mar riage," reads a heudline in the Lincoln Star. Why should the headwriters al ways assumes that the romance ends where marriage begins? An Alliance man getting along in J'ears but with his sense of humor still ntact tells this one on himself. Night before last he retired either too early or too late, and his sleep was troubled. Worse than that, he had a nightmare, and a mean riding one, at that, He dreamed that he awoke to find a burglar in the hou?e. For five .t ten, minutes he wafched the fellow prowl about, MW him collect the fam ily silverware into a bag, and then the burglar'B manner made him mad. Jumping out of bed (still a dream, you tinderstand) he Relied the Intrude? by "th. coat collar and proceeded to kick Mm where it would do the most good. He kicked long and forcefully and he suddenly awakened in earnest, to find that his right foot was paining him terribly. He looked at it and found all five toes bleeding. He had been kicking the wall. Now he hobbles when he walks, and if you find a port ly, gray-haired gentleman walking as though his corns bothered him a lot, you've found the hero of this tale. This experience reminds us of an other Alliance man who, on retiring, neard a burglar downstairs. He hast ily awakened his wife and seizing her by the shoulders, pushed her out into the hall and started down the stairs, hold.ng her In front of him, hostage like. "Why," she protested, "why do you put me in front where it s danger ous? Maybe he'll shoot" "Darling paid the scared householder, with that tering teeth, "it's a mighty mean bur glar who would shoot a woman." A rancher strolled into the Model market ami engaged Jones in conver sation. "I wouldn't mind buying some bacon," he confessed, "if the price were right." "What did you pay for the last bacon you bought," inquired Jones. "Twenty-eight cents a pound," was the reply. "Well, 1 can beat that just 2 cents," said Jones. "I've got Mime good bacon here ut 20 cents a pound." "I'll take a couple of slabs," nai'd the rancher. "I like to trade where I get beat the most." Those School Dresses are big values, at $1.29. Iligl'iliad-ItoUoway Co. You are entitled to a cake of Jap IUwe Soap free. Auk your grocer. UNIVERSAL ELECTRIC ' . Coffee Percolator Makes delicious coffee right at the table, at the turn of a switch. The Patented Pumping Device, a feature in all UNIVERSAL Percola tors, extracts every bit of the wholesome, flavor producing elements from the coffee bean before the water boils. The Fusible Plug Safety Device is another exclu sive UNIVERSAL feat ure which eliminates every possibility of fire, destroyed appliances or damage to the table ser vice, as a result of care lessness in letting the appliance boil dry. W..w,a &ldly demonstrate the UNIVERSAL. Percolator for you. Look far tfAJMVi RSTfr Tiadt lUrfc Dr. J. P. Weyrens Talks to the Alliance Lions at Thursday Luncheon Pr. J. P. Weyrens of the Slagle clinic or this city spoke to the mem hers of the Alliance Lions club at i regular luncneon inursday noon on the subject of "Cancer." rivin? one of tne most interesting and instructive talks which the club has ever been favored. Dr. Weyrens illustrated his talk with blackboard sketches i us- trating his points. Cancer, he said, is a breaking down of the bodily tissue at some point where it has been bruised. Ordinarily the body, when functioning properly, win replace broken down tissue with new cells. When a cancerous growth appears, it is due to the fact that the cells replacing those destroyed are immature and lacking in resistance, strengtn ana stamina. Mich cells, the speaker called "infant cells." Dr. Weyrens said that while it was possible to explain what cancer is. It is more difficult to explain why it should develop. This "why" of cancer has never been satisfactorily answered, he declared, even though it has been found possible to cure the condition. group of physicians and surceons selected from all over the country, has investigated cancer for a number of years, and were compelled to confess themselves unable to explain why a cancerous growth should develop. Positive cures for cancer were given by Dr. Weyrens, who said that all that was necessary was to remove the diseased tissue. The methods in use are surgery. X-ray or radium and cauterization by means of arsenic paste. The speaker favored' surgery as the most satisfactory, the cleaned: and surest way of dealing successful ly with cancer. He impressed unon h.I hearers the fRct that where there ft a cancerous growth in the body, the diseased cells may be taken to other parts of the body through the bipod, or lymph tracts, and secondary cancers result. Cancerous tissue must be removed, he said, before secondary cancers ap pear, otherwise treatment may remove only a part Of the trouble. Arsenic paste is a sure means, he said, but is slow, for it takes a week or more to accomplish what surgery will accom plish in five minutes. The X-ray or radium treatment is successful, he de clared, if undertaken by a careful op erator, who will be sure that all the cancerous tissue is removed, and that none of the healthy tissue surround ing it is burned. Surgery he believed the best method of coping with the disea?e. for the treatment is swift, sure and clean. Unless the work of removal is thoroughly done, the cancer returns within a few years. A number of out-of-town guests were entertained at luncheon. S. H H. Townsend, manager of the Mu tual Life Insurance company of New York; T. H. McWilliams, district sup erintendent of the company and Ed Marks of Alliance were guests of W. L. O Keefe. B. Aufdcngarten. ranch er of Sunrise, Wyo., and J. E. Fore man, banker of Guernsey, Wyo., were guests of Lloyd C. Thomas, recently elected a member of the club, and E. H. Potter of the Standard Chautauqua system of Lincoln was another miest Mr. Townsend gave a short talk on the insurance business. He urged the Lions to consider the life insurance business as one of the most substan tial in the country today. Among other thincs, he spoke of the immense sums of money controlled by these :ompanies, mo;-t of which have offices NO DREAMS OF BLISS BRING MORE DELIGHT- 1URM YUie "T A klv tgeineii iniJ lUMItr What conjures up a more delightful entertainment than the idea of n nice juicy roast served with the proper vege tables. This market makes such dreams come true. Spring Chickens, dressed, lb. 30c Spring Chickens, Alive, lb 23c Bacon, per lb. 28c Swift's Premium 9Cn Bacon, lb. WC Morris Supreme OCp Bacon, lb JJC Armour's Star Ham, per lb .32c ALL KINDS OP FRESH MEATS Next to Hirst's. Phone 30 Watch for Mr. Happy Party. i THE MODEL MARKET J 16 WEST 4 PHONE, i n the east, ami said That this money was often used to develop public enter prises, such as irrigation projects, railroad extensions, and the like. Mr. Totter explained the various kinds of contracts written by the Chau tauqua company with the venous (owns, and the reaoon whv the rnn. tract was considered necessary by the various systems. Rules and Practices Governing Patients in City Pest House The presence of an out-of-town Da- tient in the city pest house has given rise to considerable discussion durimr tne past two or three days, with the result that the cit yauthorities have investigated the proposition. In this case ,the patient pays all expenses, and thei"e is no problem of deciding who is to pay the bill, but the discus sion has brought out the need for a more general understanding of the rules governing certain cases for fu ture guidance. There was some complaint on the part of the attending physicians that the pest house was not in shape to receive patients from outside the city, short time after the patient had been brought to Alliance, necessary sup- plies were taken out there and a tele phone installed. City officials take the stand that while they are willing to reiceive patients from outside the city, the city is not obligated to furnish quarters for them. In this case, the city officials say, no advance notice was given that the pest house was to be utilized. Some time ago, during the admin istration of Mayor A. D. Rodirers. there was some talk of using the city' pest house for contagious cases from all over the county, the county com missioners to pay necessary expenses for patients living outside the munic ipality. This was discussed at some length, but no formal agreement was ever entered into, according to City Attorney Metz. The rules of the state board of health require that contagious diseases occurring in the city be reported to the city board of health within twentv- four hours, and outside of the munic ipality report is to be made within that time to the county board of health, such report to be made by the attending physician, the head of the family or the person in charge. Fori general information, the membership I of both city and county health boards 1 are given herewith: j City board of health Mayor R. M. I Hampton, chairman; Dr. J. P. Wey-1 rens, physician; Chief of Police C. W. ' JefTers, secretary and quarantine of-' ficer; S. W ..Thompson and N. A. ! Aemmish, W. Miller, chairman and quarantine officer; Dr. C. E. Slagle. physician; County Superintendent Opal Russell, secretary of the board. The rules provide that the secretary' is to be notified in each case. The. Wool Dresses for Girls are snappy. Highland-Holloway Co. It takes both patience nnd an in finite capacity for exaggenitio to make a good fisherman. Woman'a fashions seem to Se based? on never put on until tomorrow what you can leave off today. New arrival of the better Canton Crepe Dresses. llighland-IIbfloway Co. County board of health Sheriff J. tinniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiummimtMMniiini)mt. October Vidor Records An unusually fine list of this month's popular Vocal Music, Mance Music and Red Seal Records NOW ON SALE Mann Music & Art Co. twmnms. w: IY TO AY MORE? Pay Cash and Pay Less . Strictly Cash Buying and Cash Selling Here. ' Free Delivery Four times a Day COMPARE THESE PRICES AND THE GOODS THEN YOU WILL BUY HERE. NO SPECIALS JUST EVERY DAY PRICES YOU WIN HERE Read this price list Meats of all kinds VEAL ROASTS, any kind, per pound VEAL CHOPS, very fine, per pound , PUKE LARD, the best per pound FANCY BACON, whole or half per pound PURE BOX SAUSAGE LINKS pet pound FRESH REAL BEEF LIVER, 2 pounds for . REAL HAMBURGER, no scraps per pound SPARE RIBS, fresh, 2 pounds for BEST SLICED BACON, per pound 15c 20c 16c 26c 27c 25c 13c 25c 35c BEEF TONGUE and BEEF HEARTS per pound WEINERS, BOLOGNA or MINCE HAM," per pound SMALL PORK CHOPS per pound SALT PORK per pound BEST BOILED HAM, per pound BEST KIND OF BEEF ROASTS, 1 0 1 per pound 12 VERY BEST ROUND STEAK (try this) per pound SHORT CUTS, T-BONE, (try these) per pound BOILING MEAT, per pound '. ..... 10c .....20c 23c 22c .....49c AND 15C ..... 22c .....25c ..... 8c Try our meats and see for yourself that we carry only the best. Ask our custom ers for their answer. A FEW PRICES ON GROCERIES THAT WILL PREVAIL HERE EVERY DAY DELIVERED FREE. CARNATION MILK, large can, per can 13c or 6 cans for , vC CARNATION MILK, small cans, per can 7c, or Afl 6 cans for 4UC PANCAKE FLOUR, or 4 lb. bag for '. OOC JAPAN TEA, Extra Fine, OA Vi-lb. package &UC IVORY LAUNDRY STARCH, a per package 1 jC COFFEE, extra fine, (Three Blend) on three pounds, for OlC (We grind this cofTee for you as you want it it will be fresh.) BULK CRACKERS, " . r per pound j jC A SMALL AMOUNT OF BUSHEL PEACHES FOR CANNING THE BEST HIGH PATENT FLOUR TO YOUR DOOR, Per sack $1.85 A BIG SOAP SALE WITH FREE SOAP. COME AND SEE AND SAVE MONEY 5 bars of Flake White Laundry Soap, 1 bar Jap Rose free 35c 5 bars White Russian Laaundry Soap, 1 Bar Jap Rose, free . . .25c YOU CAN GET MORE FOR THE DOLLAR HERE THAN YOU CAN ELSEWHERE Come in and Let Us Show You We Will Be Pleased to Do So. ALL KINDS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES ALL THE TIME Sr. MORGAN GROCERY GO. THE CASH STORE NO CREDIT JUST CASH PHONE 589 Newberry's V 1 i