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IS
KEWPIE DOLLS" AT
IMPERIAL TONIGHT
A Mexican political! desiring con
tributions to his campaign fund
avoids embarrassing obligations by
simply robbing a pay train.
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To Thtl Bross goes the credit for
the discovery that home brew Is
harmless, If not taken Internally.
He had a female relative who was
troubled with rheumatism, did l'hil
lp. and the state booze hounds de
livered him a large Vcg.
They took It away the next morn
ing, l'hil said.
Powerful stuff, that, to cure a case
of rheumatism over night.
As good old Doc Btxby says: Turn
the rascals out.
Here's a Thanksgiving story that
is only a little over a month too
soon: A group of war veterans were
discussing Thanksgiving. One of the
guests was a veteran who had lost
both legs.
"And what have you to be thank
ful fort" they asked.
"Lots," he replied. "I've got cork
legs, and I can pfct on my socks with
thumb tacks."
Dill Maupln remarked, a few
weeks ago, that he'd be hanged if
he'd vote for a man for governor who
spelled Christ with a small "k".
But what docs Bill think of a gov
ernor who could keep a straight face
while his right-hand man told of us
ing captured whisky as a liniment to
relieve rheumatism?
It Isn't so plentiful in Gerlng that
they can afford to waste It.
George Woli shows the ravages of
age less than most people we know.
He was telling friends here that he
didn't feel a day over seventy-nine.
One or two of the good roads dele-
gates brought refreshments with
i them. We know, because we saw
j seven Alliance men follow one of
them down the Btreet.
There'll be some show at the Im
perial tonight. In addition to Buck
Jones, a new screen sensation, In
'The Last Straw," there will be the
"Dancing Kewple Dolls",, which Is
said to be a musical show on the
lines of the "Ziegfleld Follies."
There are real live dancing Kewples,
who are clever singers and enter
tainers, and they are presenting the
latest musical revue to be seen here
this season. The company Is headed
by Merrill (Tunny) Lea vlf
toe cleverest comedians on the stae.
then Al MacDonald, Is his close sec
ond, with dainty and petiu ..... '
Leslie, and Miss DnrofV'- v
who twlsta her way to one's very'
soul, with her wlerd but fascinating
oriental dancing. The company car
ries special stage settings and iT.'v
costumes are said to be gorgeous and
of the latest Parisian design. "The
Last S'raw" is a sensational story Ci
a western cowboy who tn
to love past eastern cheek and west
ern nerve. It's full of pep from tn
first foot of the film.
"Held In Trust," with May Alli
son is the attraction for f
The story concerns Mary Manchester,
the little girl in the big detwii'.iu
store downtown who suddenly found
a chance to climb out of her own
dingy and underfed and weary wort.'
Into one of luxury; and without loss
of self-respect. The two men, yoU
see, wanted Mary for financial, not
personal reasons. So long as she
J should successfully Impersonate the
wealthy young widow, the widow's
money, held In trust by them, would
remain In their hands. What hap
pens to Mary makes an interesting
play.
Alma Reubens In "The World an"
His Wife" is the Sunday feature, and
It is some feature, to Judge from ad
vance notices.
On Monday comes the fourth
episode of "Hidden Dangers", the
Dr. Jekyll-Hyde plot. There are
more thrills than ever In this epis
ode, Including a pitched gun battle.
WOMKN UIVK t)lT
Housework is hard enough when
healthy. Kvery Alliance woman who
is having backache, blue and ner
vous spells, diziy headaches and kid
ney or bladder troubles, should be
glad to give heed to this Alliance
woman's experience.
Mrs. C. Brown, 612 Box Butte
Ave., says: "I had a severe attack
of kidney trouble accompanied by
dizzy spells. I was completely run
down and felt that I would have to
go away and take a rest. Through
an advertisement of Doan's Kidney
Plls I began to use them. I got
great relief from the first box and
when I had taken three boxes I felt
well r.n strong again. I highly rec
ommend Doan's." (Statement May 8.
1907)
On June 9, 1920, Mrs. Brown says:
"I am glad to confirm the statement
I made some time ago. All I said at
that time still holds good."
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same ttadt
Mrs. Brown had. Foster-Milburn Co.
Mfrs., Buffalo. N. Y.
A' garage employe admitted that
he took a suitcase out of one auto
mobile and shook it. There being no
sound of clinking glass, he pdt It
back, and charged the traveler dou
ble rates to get even.
All of them aren't bo suspicious.
You remember that the employes at
one garage worked on a booze cat
for three days without discovering
that it had a five-gallon keg hidden
away under the rear seat.
When we first started playing the
game, we thought golf was difficult
to master, but such is not the case.
Frank Abegg, on his second trip out,
established a new record for the
course.
Frank played one hour and four
holes, lost three balls and broke two
clubs.
THIS WILL ASTONISH
ALLIANCR PIXPLE
The quick action of simple wltch
hnzel, camphor, hydrastls, etc., as
mixed In Lavoptik eye wash, will, sur
prise Alliance people. One girl
with weak, strained eyes was helped
by a single application. Her mother
could hardly sew or read because of
eye pains. In one week she too was
benefited. We guarantee a small
bottle of Lavoptik to help ANY
CASE: weak, strained or inflamed
eyes. Aluminum eye cup FREW.
Fred E. Holaten, F. J. Brennan
and Harry Thiele, druggists.
Cabbage, 3c lb.; honey, $3 for 10
1b. pail; onions, 4c lb. $3.75 per 100
lbs. Wright & Pilklngton, 208 I.ara-mie.
By this time Germany ought to
have a faint suspicion that she lost
the war and does not exactly belong
in the class c f dictators.
POLITICAL ADVKKTISKMEN'T
Vote for RE-ELECTION of
A Californian has patented a de
vice for gathering nuts, but they
never will be able to improve on
Niagara falls when they come wllh
barrels.
Airplanes may be a transportation
medium of the future, but that'' Is
no reason why the railroads need not
be made efficient for present uses.
When you meet an editor these
days the first thing you ask him is
what office he is running for.
CHIEF JUSTICE
Andrew M. Morrissey
"The political part'et have made no
nomination for Chief Justice. Toe
Chief Justice is not elected as a puty
candloate, but his na.ne will be tounJ
with other Judicial Candidates, and
school ohicera on a separate bailot.
"We favor the re-election of chief
Justice Morrissey tecause we bel.'
in the law designed to take the
courts out of politics a pi to eljct
Judges because of their qualifications.
"lx years ago when he became
Chief Justice the court was about
tnree years behird. Today the cou.t
is as nearly up with Ita work as it is
practicable for a supreme court to bs.
Credit for this is not wholly due to
the Chief Justice, but other members
of the court who r)ave contributed to
this result give full credit to Chief
Justice Morrissey for hie share In its
accomplishment.
"He has executive ability that gets
results. He enjoys the friendship and
co-operation of his associates. He has
the respect and confidence of the
lawyers who have business In the
Supreme Court. He has helped to
clear away many technicalities of tn
law. Law-breakers have been brought
to Justice and honest men enjoy tne
protection of the courts.
"If you are In doubt about how to
vote on Chief Justice, ask your Dis.
trict Judge." Lincoln Tribune.
HQ SERVICE is aimed to be not only accomino
J dating to the well and healthy, but thoughtful
and careful as to the welfare of the sick. It
i8 in line with this policy of care and thoughtfulness that we
allow no chance of error in the compounding of prescriptions
or in filling your doctor's orders for medicine.
Neither do we take the chance of "prescribing" for you.
"When you need a doctor's examination and advice, we want
you to obtain it from him. Then we are ready to do our part
by carefully filling his order for medicine.
lie knows what you need,
for you.
We know how to compound it
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HERSHM AN & SCOTTEN
ALLIANCE DRTJQ STORE
"The Accommodating 'Druggists"
GRAND OPENING
OF THE
ROOF GARDEN
The management of the Roof Garden takes great pleasure in announcing the completion
of work of enclosing their hall. Everything has been built for the convenience of both danc
ers and spectators. You are cordially invited to attend the
Reception and Dance
Saturday, October 1 6
Opening of the winter season. We want you to make a special effort to be present the open
ing night because we feel that we have a dance hall second to none. It deserves your enthu
siastic support and all we ask is that you come at least this once to see for yourself. We feel
confident the future, will take care of itself.
We have contracted for the prettiest, most peppy music obtainable. Come and hear
Harling's 8-Piece Orchestra
Our Roof Garden has been fitted up with every convenience we could imagine for your
comfort. There are dressing rooms for ladies, dressing room for the men, lunch and re
freshment counter, check room, and spectators' gallery which makes the Roof Garden abso
lutely ideal for dancing. ,
Comb Bring Your Friends Sure
LOWRY & HENRY
Dancing Wednesdays and Saturdays Usual Prices
Corner Fifth and Box Butte
A Checking Account Is
Your Greatest Measure
of Defense
Defend yourself against waste Cash is rarely seen save at the vanishing point. It
dwindles, it scatters you know not where. But you THINK when you write a
check. You have a record of where the money goes. Payments are systematized,
expenditures reduced.
A checking account protects you against loss of your money by fire, theft, carelessness,
f orgetfulness. It means your funds aresafe.
Defend yourself against trickery and mistake File your checks. They make indisputable
receipts, sparing you twice payment of of bills, for on the back of every cancelled
check which comes back to 'you is the signature of the person or the firm which re
ceived the money.
Build a fortress against sickness, accident and old age You save a surplus and it will
save you sometime. And remember, by the way, that writing more deposit tickets
than checks is the secret of both safetyand sucess.
Ward off the inconvenience and worry Achecking account in our bank ranks with
free maii delivery and the telephone. It saves you a long trip, and you always have
the right to change. Your money is always available, payable on demand. No
expense--we supply check books, passbooks and all necessary stationary free.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
Alliance, Nebraska
