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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 19, 1918)
Thursday yjpmniiliai 19 , 1918 THE ALLIAN GE " LLOYD'S COLUMN A Udy I" If ffalu recently pave her husband a ilo of mush on rata bp tuse he Intifcktod that tier own hail was enough Without a rat. Charity suieretll Ion a and so does the man who4le on it Eliminate thV f?roi li ur Hie grown will ell in In ate-1 you. Many peoplq thfofc they hip psychic only seasick . s One who is :to id fresh every even- when they ar A ci caret ti every morn in lng. To anxious wrong 8a rat chips are not t God must d wise he VTould i of us. 0' Ibserlber No, you are a chips and Buffal e same thing. y love fools, other- it hare made so many Mary hadjl ttl lamb But when me &krd the price She sent th:iltr hack airain And took a wl of i ice "Fellow citineil orator. "What a I cation am the pa ties and the gra civilisation." ' laid the colored duration." "Edu- a lium of our liber id pandemonium of You can always Ml n Boston wo. man, but you can t ell her much. Can a lover be called a suitor when he don't suit hr? ifS Never be afraid ) catch cold from a Bhower of curls. - It won't do for inafried man to say to his wife. "Nr Bind." She is apt to take him at tte word. :o The pugilist who claims to be an ex pel. :o: The man who gete mad at what the newspaper aaya about him should return thanks three time a day for what the newspaper knew about him and suppressed. Mr. Dooley: "Whtsktey la the stand ard of value. It niver fluctuates, and that't funny too. seeing' that so much of it goes down." Not long since a young man of splendid muscular development was : seen in our city with two heads on his shoulders. Both were fully developed heads, with rather handsome features one witli blonde hair the other with black. The young man Is not a mu seum freak as might be supposed. i The other head was the property of his sweetheart, and would not have appeared in such a deformed position had it not been for the young lady's neglect to drop the curtain. - o Wasn't 'roin Missouri It wasn't a Missouri editor but n printer's devil who was going through his first experience on mak ing up forms. The paper was late and the boy got the galleys mixed. The first part of the obituary notice of a pecuiiioUB citiien had been dumped jn the forms and next handful of type came off of a gaily describing a re cent Are. It read like this: "The pall bearers lowered the'body to the j grave and as It was consigned to the I (lames there were few If any regrets for the old wreck had been an eyesore j to the town for years. Of course there was individual loss, but that whs fat. I ly covered by insurance." The widow thinks the editor wrote the obituary that way because the lamented part ner of her Joys and sorrows owed him five years subscription. CARI OP ONIMM ( I Whereas: Bro. F. A. Trabert and family have suffered Ihe loss by death of their son and brother William Tra bert. be It Resolved that the members of Box Butte Encampment No. 81 Alliance Nebr. hereby express our sorrow for the family of our brother in their Iwreavementand be It Resolved: That we hereby extend to the family of our deased brother brov'her our sincere sympathy In the'--loss, and be it further Uesolved: That a copy of these re solutions bp sent to the family of our deceased hrother that a copy be spread on the minutes or the loift and be published in an Alliance news paper. F. W. Hicks. J. O. Kennedy and.!. H. Carroll, Committee. loss, and be It further. Resolved: That a copy of these re solutions be sent to the family of onr deceased brother that a copy be spread on the minutes of the lodge and be pubiahed in an Alliance news paper. .1 It Snyder, F. W. Hicks, and T M. Iawler, Committee. The slogan of the fifth liberty loan will be "Let's Finish the Job" was the announcement mad at At lantlc City on Friday of last week by the national meeting of publicity and sales directors who will aid In tho next war loan campaign. CARD OF CONDOLENCE Whereas: Bro. F. A. Trabert and family have suffered the loss by I death of their son and brother Wil liam Trabert, be It Resolved, that we the members of I the Subordinate Lodge. Alliance Neb. ! I . O. O. F. 168 hereby express urr sorrow for the family of our dpceasc I brother our sincere sympathy in their See that all of your pledges to pur shase War Savings Stamps are re deemend by the end of this month. Get the Gen and Avoid Waste onomv n Every cake krruck a preacher mder of the gos- gWPisllMWssjsjsjs Christmas Suggestions Pianos, Victrolas, Art Goods and Art Needle Work Goods Standard and Popular Music New Books and Popular Copyrights Gift Books We have an especially fine line of new Volland Christmas Cards & Novelties MANN MUSIC & ART CO. ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA. OLD P. 0. BUILDING Ford THE UNIVERSAL CAR MOTOR EFFICIENCY The efficiency of your motor car depends largely upon the condition of your motor which is the very soul of the oar. Occassionally it is necessary to make adjustments, replace worn parts and give it a general overhauling. And here it where our part comes in. We employ workmen who are competent in this line. We use only genuine Ford parts and we care for your interests as we would our own. Just Now is an opportune time for you to hring your Ford to us for the necessary work. COURSEV & MILLER Successors to Keeler-Coursey Co. li til I ISA 1 1 a t r-iii I M I tT, i m r r r w r- m i i mi in mi cm - Have eveiy member of your family join our .W HI 1 1 M Jr .VilllMS if fll Mil I J - i Join Our Christmas Banking Club and Have Money Here is the Plan r .. jus- fUMMUW'.'.t vnw - ' mm mmmmmk mm mmm K f 'will star! ou in our ristmas BaaMng Qui . Read below how can ei Come in ; ask about it. PLAN OF THE CLUB Tlu'. plan iaiimph': You bogin with a certain amount, lc 2c, 5c, or 10c, and increase your deposit the same amount each week. Or, you can begin with a certain amount, 50c, $1.00, $5.00, or any amount, and deposit the same amount each week. Club begins .January 1st. You can join any time after that date. HOW TO JOIN Look at the different clubs in the table below and select the one you wish to join, the 1c, 2c, 5c, 10c, 50c, $1.00, or any of the clubs; then come to our Bank with tho first weekly payment. We will make you a member of the Club and give you a Christmas Bank ing Book showing the Club you have joined. JL EVERYBODY CAN JOIN Men and Women, Boys and Girls, Little Children, The Baby You can take out memberships for your family and your friends. An employer can take out memberships for his employes. We will welcome everyone WHAT THE DIFFEREMT CLUBS WILL PAY YOU: lc CLUB 2c CLUB 5c CLUB 10c CLUB 50c CLUB Payments $5.00 CLUB X CLUB Payments Payments Payments Payments Payments $1.00 CLUB Payments 1st Week .... 1C 1st Week 2c 1st Week 5c 1st Week . .10c 1st Week 50c 1st Week $1.00 1st Week $5.00 For 2nd Week 2c hdWeek 4c 3rd Week. 10c 2nd Week 20c 2nd Week 50c 2nd Week $1.00 2nd Week $5.00 o J3 4 3rd Week .. 3c 3rd Week 6c 15c 3rd Week 30c 3rd Week 50c 3rd Week $1.00 3rd Week $5.00 Increase Eve-y Week Increase fcvary Week Increase Every Week l-reaseverv Week apMBlMmyJ5 ipolt ever, week He.v. . $10 Total in 50 Weeks Ttal In 50 Weeks Total in 50 Weeks Total in 50 Weeks Total in 60 Week TotaI ln 50 Weeks Total in 50 Weeks $12.75 $25.50 $63.75 1 $127.50 $25.00 $50.00 $250.00 1 YOU CAN BEGIN WITH THE LARGEST PA YMENT FIRST AND DECREASE YOUR PA YMENTS EACH WEEK THE REASON FOR THE CLUB To provido a way for those of moderate and even small means to bank their money. To teach "the saving habit" to those who have never learned it. It makes your pennies, nickles and dimes, often foolishly spent, grow into dollars; grow into a fortune. Start your fortune today. To give you a Bank connection and show you how our Bank can be of servic to you. dollars FOR OLD AND YOUNG The sensible thing for all parents to do is to join our Christmas Banking Club and also put every member of their family into it. This will teach them the value of money and how to bank and HAVE MONEY. . Maybe this little start you give them now will some day set them up in business or buy them a home. How often have you wished that your parents had taught you early the value of banking your money. You would be well-off today. Don't make the same mistake with YOUR children WE PAY 5 PER CENT INTEREST IN OUR CHRISTMAS BANKING CLUB The First State Bank if Alliance, Nebraska