Thursday
yjpmniiliai 19
, 1918
THE ALLIAN GE "
LLOYD'S COLUMN
A Udy I" If ffalu recently pave her
husband a ilo of mush on rata bp
tuse he Intifcktod that tier own hail
was enough Without a rat.
Charity suieretll Ion a and so does
the man who4le on it
Eliminate thV f?roi li ur Hie grown
will ell in In ate-1 you.
Many peoplq thfofc they hip psychic
only seasick .
s One who is :to
id fresh every even-
when they ar
A ci caret ti
every morn in
lng.
To anxious
wrong 8a rat
chips are not t
God must d
wise he VTould i
of us.
0'
Ibserlber No, you are
a chips and Buffal
e same thing.
y love fools, other-
it hare made so many
Mary hadjl ttl lamb
But when me &krd the price
She sent th:iltr hack airain
And took a wl of i ice
"Fellow citineil
orator. "What a I
cation am the pa
ties and the gra
civilisation."
' laid the colored
duration." "Edu-
a lium of our liber
id pandemonium of
You can always Ml n Boston wo.
man, but you can t ell her much.
Can a lover be called a suitor when
he don't suit hr? ifS
Never be afraid ) catch cold from
a Bhower of curls.
-
It won't do for inafried man to
say to his wife. "Nr Bind." She is
apt to take him at tte word.
:o
The pugilist who
claims to be an ex
pel.
:o:
The man who gete mad at what
the newspaper aaya about him should
return thanks three time a day for
what the newspaper knew about him
and suppressed.
Mr. Dooley: "Whtsktey la the stand
ard of value. It niver fluctuates, and
that't funny too. seeing' that so much
of it goes down."
Not long since a young man of
splendid muscular development was
: seen in our city with two heads on his
shoulders. Both were fully developed
heads, with rather handsome features
one witli blonde hair the other with
black. The young man Is not a mu
seum freak as might be supposed.
i The other head was the property of
his sweetheart, and would not have
appeared in such a deformed position
had it not been for the young lady's
neglect to drop the curtain.
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Wasn't 'roin Missouri
It wasn't a Missouri editor but n
printer's devil who was going
through his first experience on mak
ing up forms. The paper was late and
the boy got the galleys mixed. The
first part of the obituary notice of a
pecuiiioUB citiien had been dumped
jn the forms and next handful of type
came off of a gaily describing a re
cent Are. It read like this: "The
pall bearers lowered the'body to the
j grave and as It was consigned to the
I (lames there were few If any regrets
for the old wreck had been an eyesore
j to the town for years. Of course there
was individual loss, but that whs fat.
I ly covered by insurance." The widow
thinks the editor wrote the obituary
that way because the lamented part
ner of her Joys and sorrows owed him
five years subscription.
CARI OP ONIMM ( I
Whereas: Bro. F. A. Trabert and
family have suffered Ihe loss by death
of their son and brother William Tra
bert. be It
Resolved that the members of Box
Butte Encampment No. 81 Alliance
Nebr. hereby express our sorrow for
the family of our brother in their
Iwreavementand be It
Resolved: That we hereby extend
to the family of our deased brother
brov'her our sincere sympathy In the'--loss,
and be it further
Uesolved: That a copy of these re
solutions bp sent to the family of our
deceased hrother that a copy be
spread on the minutes or the loift
and be published in an Alliance news
paper.
F. W. Hicks. J. O. Kennedy and.!.
H. Carroll, Committee.
loss, and be It further.
Resolved: That a copy of these re
solutions be sent to the family of onr
deceased brother that a copy be
spread on the minutes of the lodge
and be pubiahed in an Alliance news
paper.
.1 It Snyder, F. W. Hicks, and T
M. Iawler, Committee.
The slogan of the fifth liberty
loan will be "Let's Finish the Job"
was the announcement mad at At
lantlc City on Friday of last week by
the national meeting of publicity and
sales directors who will aid In tho
next war loan campaign.
CARD OF CONDOLENCE
Whereas: Bro. F. A. Trabert and
family have suffered the loss by
I death of their son and brother Wil
liam Trabert, be It
Resolved, that we the members of
I the Subordinate Lodge. Alliance Neb.
! I . O. O. F. 168 hereby express urr
sorrow for the family of our dpceasc I
brother our sincere sympathy in their
See that all of your pledges to pur
shase War Savings Stamps are re
deemend by the end of this month.
Get the Gen
and Avoid
Waste
onomv
n Every cake
krruck a preacher
mder of the gos-
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Christmas Suggestions
Pianos, Victrolas, Art Goods and Art Needle Work Goods
Standard and Popular Music
New Books and Popular Copyrights Gift Books
We have an especially fine line of new Volland Christmas
Cards & Novelties
MANN MUSIC & ART CO.
ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA. OLD P. 0. BUILDING
Ford
THE UNIVERSAL CAR
MOTOR EFFICIENCY
The efficiency of your motor car depends largely upon the
condition of your motor which is the very soul of the oar.
Occassionally it is necessary to make adjustments, replace
worn parts and give it a general overhauling. And here it where
our part comes in. We employ workmen who are competent in
this line. We use only genuine Ford parts and we care for your
interests as we would our own.
Just Now is an opportune time for you to hring your Ford
to us for the necessary work.
COURSEV & MILLER
Successors to Keeler-Coursey Co.
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Have eveiy
member of
your family
join our
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Join Our
Christmas
Banking Club
and Have Money
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PLAN OF THE CLUB
Tlu'. plan iaiimph': You bogin with a certain amount, lc 2c, 5c, or 10c, and increase
your deposit the same amount each week. Or, you can begin with a certain amount, 50c,
$1.00, $5.00, or any amount, and deposit the same amount each week. Club begins .January
1st. You can join any time after that date.
HOW TO JOIN
Look at the different clubs in the table below and select the one you wish to join, the
1c, 2c, 5c, 10c, 50c, $1.00, or any of the clubs; then come to our Bank with tho first
weekly payment. We will make you a member of the Club and give you a Christmas Bank
ing Book showing the Club you have joined. JL
EVERYBODY CAN JOIN Men and Women, Boys and Girls, Little Children, The Baby
You can take out memberships for your family and your friends. An employer can take out memberships for his employes. We will welcome everyone
WHAT THE DIFFEREMT CLUBS WILL PAY YOU:
lc CLUB 2c CLUB 5c CLUB 10c CLUB 50c CLUB Payments $5.00 CLUB X CLUB
Payments Payments Payments Payments Payments $1.00 CLUB Payments
1st Week .... 1C 1st Week 2c 1st Week 5c 1st Week . .10c 1st Week 50c 1st Week $1.00 1st Week $5.00 For
2nd Week 2c hdWeek 4c 3rd Week. 10c 2nd Week 20c 2nd Week 50c 2nd Week $1.00 2nd Week $5.00 o J3 4
3rd Week .. 3c 3rd Week 6c 15c 3rd Week 30c 3rd Week 50c 3rd Week $1.00 3rd Week $5.00
Increase Eve-y Week Increase fcvary Week Increase Every Week l-reaseverv Week apMBlMmyJ5 ipolt ever, week He.v. . $10
Total in 50 Weeks Ttal In 50 Weeks Total in 50 Weeks Total in 50 Weeks Total in 60 Week TotaI ln 50 Weeks Total in 50 Weeks
$12.75 $25.50 $63.75 1 $127.50 $25.00 $50.00 $250.00 1
YOU CAN BEGIN WITH THE LARGEST PA YMENT FIRST AND DECREASE YOUR PA YMENTS EACH WEEK
THE REASON FOR THE CLUB
To provido a way for those of moderate and even small means to bank their money.
To teach "the saving habit" to those who have never learned it.
It makes your pennies, nickles and dimes, often foolishly spent, grow into dollars;
grow into a fortune. Start your fortune today.
To give you a Bank connection and show you how our Bank can be of servic to you.
dollars
FOR OLD AND YOUNG
The sensible thing for all parents to do is to join our Christmas Banking Club and also
put every member of their family into it. This will teach them the value of money and how to
bank and HAVE MONEY. . Maybe this little start you give them now will some day set them
up in business or buy them a home.
How often have you wished that your parents had taught you early the value of banking
your money. You would be well-off today. Don't make the same mistake with YOUR children
WE PAY 5 PER CENT INTEREST IN OUR CHRISTMAS BANKING CLUB
The First State Bank
if
Alliance, Nebraska
