The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922, February 01, 1917, Image 2

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The Ford a simple car of proved quality. A car
anyone can operate anyone can care for and a car
that brings pleasure, service and satisfaction to
everybody. The car of more than a million owners.
Reliable service for owners from Ford agents every
where. Touring Car $3G0; Runabout $345; Chassis
$325 f. o. b. Detroit. On display and sale at
FORD GARAGE
Keeler-Coursey Company
GAS, OIL, STORAGE
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ALLIANCE
lias a liost of splendid cooks and they
all come here for
Our Splendid Cookies
WE BAKE
FRESH COOKIES EVERY DAY
10c a dozen is all you pay
STEPHENS
BAKERY
207 BOX BUTTE -AVE.
DYE & OWENS
Transfer Line
HOUSEHOLD GOOD?
moved promptly, and
Transfer Work solicit
ed.
Residence phon 638 and Bla I7
Chadron State Normal School
Robert I. Elliott, President x
New arrivals nt the dormitory arc
Miss Elsie Kyler and Mlro JesPle KY
ler of Uassett and Miss Minnio Tall
inan and Misa Pearl Tallmnn of
Woodlake.
A number of eary Oerman stories
have been received In tho library and
will be used by students in Gem. an
as supplementary reading.
Miss Minnio Ilenthuck has complct-
cd her work In seventh grade gram
mar, having strengthened the class
greatly during the quarter.
The domestic science department
had two food sales the proceeds of
which will go toward buying table
service for the new equipment.
MIhs Anna Smith and Mias Dess
Hemender of the senior class, will do
practice learning in nie uomesuc
partment the next semester.
A number of new students have
registered In tho piano department
for the new semester.
The senior class was In charge of
Miss Frazler Friday morning a week
ago during the absence of Dean
Slockdale.
At tho upginnlng of tho new semes
ter the seniors welcon.ed to their
class, Miss Hazel Beckwlth, Miss
Wilma Bruce and Mr. Clarence Kel
so.
Results of tho final tests In seven
th and eighth grade grammar were
very commendable.
At the regular meeting of the Y.
W. C. A. Miss Delzell talked on the
obligation of the members to their
organization. The meeting was
helpful and inspiring.
The science laboratory facilities
have been much improved by tho ad
dition of shelves for the accommoda
tion of some of the equipment.
Miss work chaperoned a party to
Crawford to aUend the basketball
games. The dormitory was in charge
of Miss Frazlcr during Miss Work's
absence.
Last week tho German III class
studied some popular German folk
songs, later singing them In class ac
companied by Miss Francis Smith on
the violin.
In College Physice class Hope's
experiment was tried. It shows after
a pond Is freezing over at the top, its
temperature at tho bottom would be
four degrees above freezing. The
experiment worked out beautifully.
Mr. Walker Benthack ha, ended
his quarter's work in eighth grade
history. The work in the class has;
been made very interesting by the use I
in iiihik, iinuien li mi uni'-r uiuaiiii-
tlve materials.
Miss Gladys Cross was gratified,
at tho completion of her work In sev
enth grade geography, with the ex
cellent grades earned, which speak
well for tho thoroughness of the work
done.
Among the new students enrolled
for thesecond semester are: Mr. Paul
Thomas, Alliance; Mr. Paul Martins,
Mr. Maxon Wright, Miss Lucllo Wey
mouth, and Miss Hazel Heckwith of
Chadron; Miss Minnio Tallinan an-1
Miss Pearl Tollman, Woodlake; Mi :3
Wilma Bruce, Miss Jessls Kyler, Mi:?s
Elsie Kyler, Bassett; Mr. Hurley Mil
ler of Marsland; Miss Olive Harris
and Mr. Arthur Harris of Whitney;
Mr. Clarence Kelso of Friend and
Miss Katherine ltlhn of Gurley.
Miss Marguerite Moriissey varied
the usual program In eighth grad
reading by giving a contest in place
of the quarterly examination. The
selections were either oratorical,
dramatic or humorous, and twenty
five points were given each of ex
pression, pronunciation, position and
articulation. The children entered
the work with zest, which resulted In
fine reading work being done on the
day of the contest.
At the regular meeting of the Y.
W. C. A. recently, Miss Harriu gave
an excellent talk on good books, to
the young women. She advised them
to usti the library freely, and to make
an effort to find their books, that is,
books which have a special Interest
or message for them. Browsing in
a library is a most profitable as well
as enjoyable experience.
At chapel recently. Miss Peterson's
pupils in the exprcsion class read
some very enjoyable numbers and
I later In the day gave a recital which
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vttio wi i'ijuui iiinii wuu mi? nun ir
Ing program.
in proiessor wuson s aiscursion on
current events recently he ppoke of
the growing Interest In the dairy in
dustry in Nebraska, and In connection
with that, brought out two points;
the rapid Increase in the amount of
business done by the Chadron Cream
ery and the fact that last year they
made 332.000 pounds of butter. He
touched on the interest of the farm
era in the problem of transportation
and distribution of what they buy and
Bell, the signifigance of the recent
election In North Dakota where
farmers nre in control of tho political
situ. n inn. and the very active inter-
e:-i i liv- farmers are taking in educa
tional questions.
Mr. Paul Thomas, of the violin de
partment, has organized a new con
cert orchestra which will soon be
capable .f htm.Uing standard over
tures and comvrt mu9ic. French
horns and violas have been added
and the orchestra will undoubtedly
Include thirty pieces In a short time.
Thero are thirty students enrolled
for the work on orchestral Instru
ments, which is also conducted by
Mr. Thomas. In addition to this, he
gives instruction on orchestral in
struments to people who are not en
rolled in the school.
In the basketball game with Craw
ford both teams were victorious, the
girls winning by a score of thirty
one to fifteen and the boys twenty
nine to four. The Crawford girls
played a good game, but were no
match for their opponents in team
work. Mary Rhyan played the star
game, making thirteen field baskets.
The Crawford boys put up a good
fight but were able to obtain only
one point In the first half, tnham
played a great game. He managed
to elude his guard the greater part
of the time and made the most field
baskets. The teams were accompan
ied by a good crowd of rooters, who
yelled and sang with all the vim pos
sible. The Crawford people were
royal entertainers. Miss Wanda
Richards entertained all four teams
and the Crawford teachers Saturday
evening before the gate. Mr. Wm.
Cooper had all the Chadron crowd at
his home Sunday afternoon. Dr.
Richards and Mr. Cooper Invited the
crowd, thirty-two In all, to dinner In
the Venning. To say the visitors had
a good time Is scarcely adequate. Al
though the return train was ten
ue-j-nourB Uie hI1 Wfrp on ,lme for work
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Hot Water for
Sick Headaches
Tells why everyone should drink
hot water with phosphate
In it before breakfast.
Headache of any kind, is caused by
autointoxication which means sclf-
poisoning. Livei ana Dowel poisons
called toxins, suctted into the blood,
through the lymph ducts, excite the
koort .,,., ,,mn. th. m,i rc
that It congests In the smaller arteries
and veins of the head producing vie-
lent, throbbing pain and distress, called
headache. You become nervous, de-
spondent, sick, feverish and miserable. '
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your meals sour and almost nauseate
you. Then you resort to acetanmae.
aspirin or the bromides which tetnpor-
arily relieve but do not rid the blood of
these irritating toxins.
A glass of hot water with, a teaspoon
ful of limestone nhosohate in it. drank
before breakfast for awhile, will not
only wash these poisons from your ays-'
tem and cure you of headache but will
cleanse, purify and freshen the entire
alimentary canal.
Ask your pharmacist for a quarter
pound of limestone phosphate. It Is in-1
expensive, harmless as sugar, and al-
most tasteless, except for a sourish '
twinge which is not unpleasant.
If sou aren't feeling your best, if
tongue is coated or you wake up with :
bad taste, foul breath or have colds, 1
indigestion, biliousness, constipation
or sour, acid stomach, begin the phoB-
pnuteu iiui wuitr cur i.u ,uu.
system of toxins and poisons.
Results are quick and It Is claimed
that those who continue to flush out
the stomach, liver and bowels every
morning never have any headache or
know a miserable moment
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Mil COLD, F.ITIIKU
During ihe courses of a convrsa-
tion Ihe other diy a party asked,
"Is there anything that will keep out
drafts? We were not very enthu-
tiiustie. You know there may be
ways but we have no desire to use
mi lie. Let the drafts com in.
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Well, Bertie, near, were you a
good boy in school today?" asked an
Allinace mother of her boy 10 years
old.
"You can Jist bet I was," replied
Bert'e. S.., John's father is going
to give him a prize for bringing home
a good report card Monday, and I'm
going to freeze onto it myself."
"Bertie," cried his shocked parent,
"1 want you to stop using such slang
words and phrases. Where you
catch on to all of them Is a mystery
to me. Every other word you say is
a slang expression and I want you to
on to a thing! What are you giving
us boy? Do you expect me to tum
ble to any such vulgarity as that?
Not it I know myself, 1 don't Now
you light out and let it bo a hot day
before I hear any more talk from
you. and don't you forget it."
A POSKR
The wisest nhilosouher Kcoinct hue
i cannot answer the simplest question
of a child. This is well illustrated
in the following anccodolc
"What are you doing there, my
lad? asked the minister of the gos
pel addressing a boy busy doing his
chores.
"Tending the hogs, sir."
"How much do you get?"
"Dad gave lue. that thero to sell
when it gets big, sir."
"1 also am a shepherd," continued
the minister, "but I have a much bet
ter salary."
"Tuat may bo but then I suppose
you take care of more hogs." The
shepherd was about retiring when
the boy continued: "Say, cau God do
anything?
"Ves, my boy."
"Can he make a two-year colt in
two miuutes?"
"Why," said the astonished ruin
ister. "lie would not wish to do that
my boy."
"Bui it He did want to could He?'
insisted the boy.
"Yes, certainly, if Ho wished to.'
"What! in two lainutes?
"Yes. In two miuutes."
"Well, theu, he wouldn.t be two
years old, would he?"
The bishop collapsed.
SOM r7rMIXGTO ADVERTISE
One of the best advertising men
in tho country caid recently that the
saddest experience he ever had in all
his work was when he tried to lift
the quality of the advertising of a
cheap installment house. Tho Unia
ha Trade Exhibit asks tho question
L. W. EOWMAN
Physician Mini Surgeon
OFFICE: First National Bank Oldg.
PHONES: Office, 362; Residence, 16
DR. D. E. TYLER
Dentist
PHONE 362
OVER FIRST NATIONAL HANK
ALLIANCE : NEBRASKA
PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER
At The Herald Office
reasonable kates trompt
service
J. D. EMERICK
Ilonded Abstracter
I hare the only set of abstract
books In Box Butte County
OFFICE: Rm. 7, Opera House Block
"LET ME CRY FOR YOU"
HARRY P. COURSEY
Lire Stock and General Sales
Special in t mid Auctioneer
FARM SALES A SPECIALTY
Terms Reasonable
PHONE 664
ALLIANCE : ; NEBRASKA
GEO. G. GADSBY
Licensed Etnbulmer
PHONE: Day, 498; Night, 610
ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA
Doesn't that open up a long avenue
of thought for you?" and continues
1)o?f n l. u prve to yu, t,hat no
matter how good an advertising man
you "e- no "tn?r hw t lovfr
?on. hw balanced your lay out.
"? attractive your cuts, that tho
u: li Al A t hitur rlll f n II nhnnlntAlw fin
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unless there Is a keeping of the faith
behind it, unless the store has made
8l before and will make good
again?
How can you produco results from
your advertising when 'ho thing you
are trying . to sell on paper Isn't
worthy?
! You have to start with something
' to advertise before you can be a good
(advertising man.
That is not saying that thero is not
good
and bad advertising for the
same
concern. ihere 1b, indeed
there is; but nevertheless good ad-
vortising has to go with good busi-l
noss it alwava has to tit.
The other day thero was open in
Omaha the noaition aa advertising
manager for a retail store that does'
a good sized business. The salary
was 8ai(, tQ D0 1?5 p(jr month That
ought to Interest several fairly good
adVertislng men. But the man we
talked to about the place absolutely
declined.
"I couldn't fill the Job," Baid ho
when we expressed surprise and gave
a denial he presisted that he wasn't
the kind of a man to produce adver-'
tising for that" house, simply because 1
the nature of the business was sell-'
ing an inferior grade of goods at a
long profit and on the installment
plan. It would be almost impossi-;
ble for a real advertising man to do
good work for that house unless he
deliberately made up his mind to try
to get the people to buy something
hat he didn t believe in himself.
That's a hard Job for the right kind
of a man.
You can't produce as good an ad
for something in your store that you
think is a poor articlo, or something i
that costs more than it's worth, no
matter how anxious you may be to
sell it. The thing you can write
about to some purpose is hto thing
you are enthusiastic about, the thing
hat you believe people ought to buy
at the price offered.
His name was William but she
called h'm Bill. The old man did not I
like him as a suitor to his daughter,
unu Kicneo. uiiu out. ine next aay
they met and be complained.
The girl apologized and said that
her pa was so accustomed to foot all
her bills that be did it as a hatter of
course.
A Wisconsin schoolboy having very
good-naturedly helped another in a
difiicult lesson, was angrily question
ed by the teacher, "Why did you work
him his lesson? '
"To lessen his work," replied the
youngster.
Mrs. Partington says that since the
Invention of the needle-gun there is
no reason why women shouldn't fight
as well as men.
Ill-natured acquaintances of a cer
tain militia ollicer assert that his
sword was never drawn but once
and then in a raffle.
Why is a baby like a sheaf of
wheat? Because it is first cradled,
and then thrashed and finally be
comes the flower of the family.
There was a fire in tho hotel, one
night, which created a panic among
the guests. Three times a clerk
called fire outside the room of a maid
en lady from Scottsbluff and failed
to get any answer. Remembering
the timidity of spinsters, he put his
mouth to the transom and shouted:
"I believe there's a man under your
bed." In two seconds the door open
ed and the ancient spinster rushed
out with her four back curls in her
hand. Tho man under tho bod bus
iness had fetched her.
Look Good Feel Good
No one can either feel good nor
look good while suffering from con
stipation. Get rid of that tired, drag
gy, lifeless feeling by a treatment of
Dr. King's Mew Lire puis, uuy a
box today, take oie or two pills to
night. In the morning that stuffed,
dull feeling is gone and you feel bet
ter at once. 25c at your druggist.
Adv 2
Dr. W J. Mahaffy
Dentist
Uas Administered Lndy Assistant
OVER POST OFFICE
ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA
JAMES M. KENNEDY
DENTIST
Nitrous Oxide Administered
PHONES: Office, 23; Res., Black 11
FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDO.
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ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA
J. JEFFREY, D. C. Ph. C.
A. O. JEFFREY. D. C.
CHIROPRACTORS
OFFICE HOURS, 10 A. M. to I P. li.
NEW WILSON DLOCK
Geo. J. iiand.n. D.
A 8 T II A M A and
11 A Y FEVER.
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
PHONE 251
Calls answered from office day o
night.
THOMAS LYNCH
Att'y-at-Law
1619-1621 City National Baak
Building
OMAHA
Special Attention to Live Stock
CUlms
Professional Photographer
Quality Portraits
Interior and Exterior Views
Kodak Finishing
Enlarging all Styles
M. R. GREBE, Proprietor
ALLIANCE ART STUDIO
Phone Red 165
WHEN INOMAHA VISIT THE
, Brand Now Show
EVERY WEEK ftWl pur.LCaC
Citaa, CilMT tnUrtolrpwrt, Errhot"r Goi. ijklnjtj!.
UatES' liitY:E k'tl'HtE CtiLI
DON'T CO HOME SAYING:
I DIDN'T VISIT THE GAYETY
H. A. COPSEY
Physician and Burgeon
Office Phone, 360 Res. Phone, 341
Calls answered promptly day and
night from office. Offices: Alliance
National Bank Building, over the
Post Office.
Famous
Collins
Saddle
Beat saddle
made. Have
stood the test
for 60 years.
Write for free
catalogue.
Alfred Cornish & Comp'y
Successors to Collins & Morrison.
1210 Farnam St., Omaha, Neb.
C. E. SLAGLE, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office phone, 65 Res phone, 51
ALLIANCE : NEBRASKA
BURTON & REDDISH
Attorneys-at-IiAW
land Attorneys
OFFICE, First National Bank Bldg
PHONE 180
ALLIANCE NEBRASKA
ar i r .r T,i'"f.ii" i '.Ji1 r .
Will outlast several steel tanks or
several tanks made from other ma
terial, and cost less money. These
tanks will keep the water cooler la
summer and warmer la winter. 8enl
for price list toaay.
ATLAS TANK MFG. COMTANY.
Fred llolsen. Manager,
llOa W. O. V. Bldg Omaha, Keto.
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