ri t a . . i The GREATEST Phonograph OFFER Kfaft Dy The Greatest Piano House Tho SchmoHcr 6 Mueller Fisno Co., cf Omaha I Anybody can own a Columbia Grafonola the woi Ids oldest and best phonograph find start the New Year with music in the home if they will take advantage of our unprecedented offer of no money down 30 days free trial 2 to 3 years to M pay. Write st onctrior our w uueement 10 nrst nuyers onu vnnilrfiil nronosition we have i for you. THIS FINE CABINET GRAFONOLA nJ IK .election! (Vdouhte rord) of your own choice, in Oak, Malioi'.imy or Wtlnut, piano finish, 42 iavobes high, 19) inches square with compartment for records, . only $80.85 Fill cut tilit Coupon lor Catalog anl l ull Information. Schmoller & Mueller Piano Co., 1311-13 Farnam St., Omaha Neb. rieane lend me catalog and full particulars liow to try a Columbia Crnfonola free in toy home, iilao information about your unexcelled payment offer. t Name . ........... AJdrrij. The Ford a simple car of proved quality. A car anyone can operate anyone can care for and a car that brings pleasure, service and satisfaction to everybody. The car of more than a million owners. Reliable service for owners from Ford agents every where. Touring Car $3G0; Runabout $345; Chassis $325 f. o. b. Detroit. On display and sale at FORD GARAGE Keeler-Coursey Company GAS, OIL, STORAGE ; v.nimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiimtti jguv rrT' ' ill 1 11 How it looks when illustrated "He cleaned the table and kissed the cock. F. F. PHONE 649 iit it ' "Vw , .v i , v it' U . j aJ Dray rhost 14 pi special in see wnai a in store 133 ................. lilMUilMliililsWffii i ALLIANCE lias a liost of splendid cooks and they all come here for Our Splendid Cookies WE BAKE FRESH COOKIES EVERY DAY 10c a dozen is all you pay STEPHENS BAKERY 207 BOX BUTTE -AVE. DYE & OWENS Transfer Line HOUSEHOLD GOOD? moved promptly, and Transfer Work solicit ed. Residence phon 638 and Bla I7 Chadron State Normal School Robert I. Elliott, President x New arrivals nt the dormitory arc Miss Elsie Kyler and Mlro JesPle KY ler of Uassett and Miss Minnio Tall inan and Misa Pearl Tallmnn of Woodlake. A number of eary Oerman stories have been received In tho library and will be used by students in Gem. an as supplementary reading. Miss Minnio Ilenthuck has complct- cd her work In seventh grade gram mar, having strengthened the class greatly during the quarter. The domestic science department had two food sales the proceeds of which will go toward buying table service for the new equipment. MIhs Anna Smith and Mias Dess Hemender of the senior class, will do practice learning in nie uomesuc partment the next semester. A number of new students have registered In tho piano department for the new semester. The senior class was In charge of Miss Frazler Friday morning a week ago during the absence of Dean Slockdale. At tho upginnlng of tho new semes ter the seniors welcon.ed to their class, Miss Hazel Beckwlth, Miss Wilma Bruce and Mr. Clarence Kel so. Results of tho final tests In seven th and eighth grade grammar were very commendable. At the regular meeting of the Y. W. C. A. Miss Delzell talked on the obligation of the members to their organization. The meeting was helpful and inspiring. The science laboratory facilities have been much improved by tho ad dition of shelves for the accommoda tion of some of the equipment. Miss work chaperoned a party to Crawford to aUend the basketball games. The dormitory was in charge of Miss Frazlcr during Miss Work's absence. Last week tho German III class studied some popular German folk songs, later singing them In class ac companied by Miss Francis Smith on the violin. In College Physice class Hope's experiment was tried. It shows after a pond Is freezing over at the top, its temperature at tho bottom would be four degrees above freezing. The experiment worked out beautifully. Mr. Walker Benthack ha, ended his quarter's work in eighth grade history. The work in the class has; been made very interesting by the use I in iiihik, iinuien li mi uni'-r uiuaiiii- tlve materials. Miss Gladys Cross was gratified, at tho completion of her work In sev enth grade geography, with the ex cellent grades earned, which speak well for tho thoroughness of the work done. Among the new students enrolled for thesecond semester are: Mr. Paul Thomas, Alliance; Mr. Paul Martins, Mr. Maxon Wright, Miss Lucllo Wey mouth, and Miss Hazel Heckwith of Chadron; Miss Minnio Tallinan an-1 Miss Pearl Tollman, Woodlake; Mi :3 Wilma Bruce, Miss Jessls Kyler, Mi:?s Elsie Kyler, Bassett; Mr. Hurley Mil ler of Marsland; Miss Olive Harris and Mr. Arthur Harris of Whitney; Mr. Clarence Kelso of Friend and Miss Katherine ltlhn of Gurley. Miss Marguerite Moriissey varied the usual program In eighth grad reading by giving a contest in place of the quarterly examination. The selections were either oratorical, dramatic or humorous, and twenty five points were given each of ex pression, pronunciation, position and articulation. The children entered the work with zest, which resulted In fine reading work being done on the day of the contest. At the regular meeting of the Y. W. C. A. recently, Miss Harriu gave an excellent talk on good books, to the young women. She advised them to usti the library freely, and to make an effort to find their books, that is, books which have a special Interest or message for them. Browsing in a library is a most profitable as well as enjoyable experience. At chapel recently. Miss Peterson's pupils in the exprcsion class read some very enjoyable numbers and I later In the day gave a recital which I 9 ......!. ...I,,. 1 ......... vttio wi i'ijuui iiinii wuu mi? nun ir Ing program. in proiessor wuson s aiscursion on current events recently he ppoke of the growing Interest In the dairy in dustry in Nebraska, and In connection with that, brought out two points; the rapid Increase in the amount of business done by the Chadron Cream ery and the fact that last year they made 332.000 pounds of butter. He touched on the interest of the farm era in the problem of transportation and distribution of what they buy and Bell, the signifigance of the recent election In North Dakota where farmers nre in control of tho political situ. n inn. and the very active inter- e:-i i liv- farmers are taking in educa tional questions. Mr. Paul Thomas, of the violin de partment, has organized a new con cert orchestra which will soon be capable .f htm.Uing standard over tures and comvrt mu9ic. French horns and violas have been added and the orchestra will undoubtedly Include thirty pieces In a short time. Thero are thirty students enrolled for the work on orchestral Instru ments, which is also conducted by Mr. Thomas. In addition to this, he gives instruction on orchestral in struments to people who are not en rolled in the school. In the basketball game with Craw ford both teams were victorious, the girls winning by a score of thirty one to fifteen and the boys twenty nine to four. The Crawford girls played a good game, but were no match for their opponents in team work. Mary Rhyan played the star game, making thirteen field baskets. The Crawford boys put up a good fight but were able to obtain only one point In the first half, tnham played a great game. He managed to elude his guard the greater part of the time and made the most field baskets. The teams were accompan ied by a good crowd of rooters, who yelled and sang with all the vim pos sible. The Crawford people were royal entertainers. Miss Wanda Richards entertained all four teams and the Crawford teachers Saturday evening before the gate. Mr. Wm. Cooper had all the Chadron crowd at his home Sunday afternoon. Dr. Richards and Mr. Cooper Invited the crowd, thirty-two In all, to dinner In the Venning. To say the visitors had a good time Is scarcely adequate. Al though the return train was ten ue-j-nourB Uie hI1 Wfrp on ,lme for work .,...,.. .nornirtr Hot Water for Sick Headaches Tells why everyone should drink hot water with phosphate In it before breakfast. Headache of any kind, is caused by autointoxication which means sclf- poisoning. Livei ana Dowel poisons called toxins, suctted into the blood, through the lymph ducts, excite the koort .,,., ,,mn. th. m,i rc that It congests In the smaller arteries and veins of the head producing vie- lent, throbbing pain and distress, called headache. You become nervous, de- spondent, sick, feverish and miserable. ' 1 . your meals sour and almost nauseate you. Then you resort to acetanmae. aspirin or the bromides which tetnpor- arily relieve but do not rid the blood of these irritating toxins. A glass of hot water with, a teaspoon ful of limestone nhosohate in it. drank before breakfast for awhile, will not only wash these poisons from your ays-' tem and cure you of headache but will cleanse, purify and freshen the entire alimentary canal. Ask your pharmacist for a quarter pound of limestone phosphate. It Is in-1 expensive, harmless as sugar, and al- most tasteless, except for a sourish ' twinge which is not unpleasant. If sou aren't feeling your best, if tongue is coated or you wake up with : bad taste, foul breath or have colds, 1 indigestion, biliousness, constipation or sour, acid stomach, begin the phoB- pnuteu iiui wuitr cur i.u ,uu. system of toxins and poisons. Results are quick and It Is claimed that those who continue to flush out the stomach, liver and bowels every morning never have any headache or know a miserable moment mt I Llo". d s Column Mil COLD, F.ITIIKU During ihe courses of a convrsa- tion Ihe other diy a party asked, "Is there anything that will keep out drafts? We were not very enthu- tiiustie. You know there may be ways but we have no desire to use mi lie. Let the drafts com in. iti:i;i ki i Well, Bertie, near, were you a good boy in school today?" asked an Allinace mother of her boy 10 years old. "You can Jist bet I was," replied Bert'e. S.., John's father is going to give him a prize for bringing home a good report card Monday, and I'm going to freeze onto it myself." "Bertie," cried his shocked parent, "1 want you to stop using such slang words and phrases. Where you catch on to all of them Is a mystery to me. Every other word you say is a slang expression and I want you to on to a thing! What are you giving us boy? Do you expect me to tum ble to any such vulgarity as that? Not it I know myself, 1 don't Now you light out and let it bo a hot day before I hear any more talk from you. and don't you forget it." A POSKR The wisest nhilosouher Kcoinct hue i cannot answer the simplest question of a child. This is well illustrated in the following anccodolc "What are you doing there, my lad? asked the minister of the gos pel addressing a boy busy doing his chores. "Tending the hogs, sir." "How much do you get?" "Dad gave lue. that thero to sell when it gets big, sir." "1 also am a shepherd," continued the minister, "but I have a much bet ter salary." "Tuat may bo but then I suppose you take care of more hogs." The shepherd was about retiring when the boy continued: "Say, cau God do anything? "Ves, my boy." "Can he make a two-year colt in two miuutes?" "Why," said the astonished ruin ister. "lie would not wish to do that my boy." "Bui it He did want to could He?' insisted the boy. "Yes, certainly, if Ho wished to.' "What! in two lainutes? "Yes. In two miuutes." "Well, theu, he wouldn.t be two years old, would he?" The bishop collapsed. SOM r7rMIXGTO ADVERTISE One of the best advertising men in tho country caid recently that the saddest experience he ever had in all his work was when he tried to lift the quality of the advertising of a cheap installment house. Tho Unia ha Trade Exhibit asks tho question L. W. EOWMAN Physician Mini Surgeon OFFICE: First National Bank Oldg. PHONES: Office, 362; Residence, 16 DR. D. E. TYLER Dentist PHONE 362 OVER FIRST NATIONAL HANK ALLIANCE : NEBRASKA PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER At The Herald Office reasonable kates trompt service J. D. EMERICK Ilonded Abstracter I hare the only set of abstract books In Box Butte County OFFICE: Rm. 7, Opera House Block "LET ME CRY FOR YOU" HARRY P. COURSEY Lire Stock and General Sales Special in t mid Auctioneer FARM SALES A SPECIALTY Terms Reasonable PHONE 664 ALLIANCE : ; NEBRASKA GEO. G. GADSBY Licensed Etnbulmer PHONE: Day, 498; Night, 610 ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA Doesn't that open up a long avenue of thought for you?" and continues 1)o?f n l. u prve to yu, t,hat no matter how good an advertising man you "e- no "tn?r hw t lovfr ?on. hw balanced your lay out. "? attractive your cuts, that tho u: li Al A t hitur rlll f n II nhnnlntAlw fin iu .wwuiw, u unless there Is a keeping of the faith behind it, unless the store has made 8l before and will make good again? How can you produco results from your advertising when 'ho thing you are trying . to sell on paper Isn't worthy? ! You have to start with something ' to advertise before you can be a good (advertising man. That is not saying that thero is not good and bad advertising for the same concern. ihere 1b, indeed there is; but nevertheless good ad- vortising has to go with good busi-l noss it alwava has to tit. The other day thero was open in Omaha the noaition aa advertising manager for a retail store that does' a good sized business. The salary was 8ai(, tQ D0 1?5 p(jr month That ought to Interest several fairly good adVertislng men. But the man we talked to about the place absolutely declined. "I couldn't fill the Job," Baid ho when we expressed surprise and gave a denial he presisted that he wasn't the kind of a man to produce adver-' tising for that" house, simply because 1 the nature of the business was sell-' ing an inferior grade of goods at a long profit and on the installment plan. It would be almost impossi-; ble for a real advertising man to do good work for that house unless he deliberately made up his mind to try to get the people to buy something hat he didn t believe in himself. That's a hard Job for the right kind of a man. You can't produce as good an ad for something in your store that you think is a poor articlo, or something i that costs more than it's worth, no matter how anxious you may be to sell it. The thing you can write about to some purpose is hto thing you are enthusiastic about, the thing hat you believe people ought to buy at the price offered. His name was William but she called h'm Bill. The old man did not I like him as a suitor to his daughter, unu Kicneo. uiiu out. ine next aay they met and be complained. The girl apologized and said that her pa was so accustomed to foot all her bills that be did it as a hatter of course. A Wisconsin schoolboy having very good-naturedly helped another in a difiicult lesson, was angrily question ed by the teacher, "Why did you work him his lesson? ' "To lessen his work," replied the youngster. Mrs. Partington says that since the Invention of the needle-gun there is no reason why women shouldn't fight as well as men. Ill-natured acquaintances of a cer tain militia ollicer assert that his sword was never drawn but once and then in a raffle. Why is a baby like a sheaf of wheat? Because it is first cradled, and then thrashed and finally be comes the flower of the family. There was a fire in tho hotel, one night, which created a panic among the guests. Three times a clerk called fire outside the room of a maid en lady from Scottsbluff and failed to get any answer. Remembering the timidity of spinsters, he put his mouth to the transom and shouted: "I believe there's a man under your bed." In two seconds the door open ed and the ancient spinster rushed out with her four back curls in her hand. Tho man under tho bod bus iness had fetched her. Look Good Feel Good No one can either feel good nor look good while suffering from con stipation. Get rid of that tired, drag gy, lifeless feeling by a treatment of Dr. King's Mew Lire puis, uuy a box today, take oie or two pills to night. In the morning that stuffed, dull feeling is gone and you feel bet ter at once. 25c at your druggist. Adv 2 Dr. W J. Mahaffy Dentist Uas Administered Lndy Assistant OVER POST OFFICE ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA JAMES M. KENNEDY DENTIST Nitrous Oxide Administered PHONES: Office, 23; Res., Black 11 FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDO. m ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA J. JEFFREY, D. C. Ph. C. A. O. JEFFREY. D. C. CHIROPRACTORS OFFICE HOURS, 10 A. M. to I P. li. NEW WILSON DLOCK Geo. J. iiand.n. D. A 8 T II A M A and 11 A Y FEVER. Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat PHONE 251 Calls answered from office day o night. THOMAS LYNCH Att'y-at-Law 1619-1621 City National Baak Building OMAHA Special Attention to Live Stock CUlms Professional Photographer Quality Portraits Interior and Exterior Views Kodak Finishing Enlarging all Styles M. R. 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These tanks will keep the water cooler la summer and warmer la winter. 8enl for price list toaay. ATLAS TANK MFG. COMTANY. Fred llolsen. Manager, llOa W. O. V. Bldg Omaha, Keto. i . 1 1 i