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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 12, 1916)
li SCI IMOLLER & MUELLER Quality Pianos and Player Pianos Now offered and sold direct from Factory to Home. ANY ONE intending to purchase a Tiano or Player Piano within the next year should not (ail to take advantage of our special proposition to first buyers in your community, for it means a round saving of at least $100 to you. SchrnoIIcr & Mueller Instruments are Mechanically Correct and contain a tweet mellow rich tone-a quality that linert In the memory Id vivid contract to instrument! ordinarily aold oo the Special Sale Plan. One 87 mn M Omititroed not in lha piano Hualnaaa ynm tha ln. tl rmr erBrrwnr. and oor 2S faar Ku.mnlr., backed bjr our aouia Capital ami KcaouroM 4 onr .ml.(UM. aflorda yon abaoluta pnXMHoa. W drl'vrr our InMro rata ta boa to your boma and arranaa term to aoU yoat eoamaioooe, i to S rare to pay. Beautiful new dealfns la GRANDS, UPRIGHTS and PLAYERS. SCHMOLLER & MUELLER PIANO CO. Largett Retailer ofPlanoi In tha World. p , 1311-13 Farnam St., - OMAHA, NEBR. TtttttTTTtTtttKntlinitnTTTt Mail Ttila Gnapoa To-day lor Cataloga and Inf urination ol oor Tre. Trial OiTer in yrnir II NAMR - .. - - VP'-iPf 'l .... ..... aUlilaW'jSB ill 'll d ' 1. "It's Just Splendid" The visitor's exclamation applies not only to the tastinebs and attractive ness of the interior finish. It denotes also her hearty approval of our method of helping the prospective bni'rVr in making the proper selection of materials. Ideas for Interior Finish Come in before yot. build or re model and let l.j show you our many imcccrn building plans. We know you etui find just the sort of airangement ytu Lke. And we arc sure that we can save you money on the material btiucies giving you the best. FOREST LUMBER COHPANY IMP HARNESS Hand made from beat material Outlast aay factory aaad goods Call and see. Harness repairing by expert. n. d harness maker. Jf. hi. 1H)VKHT At M. D. Nlrliola' stand. AUlai.c Lloyd's Column sKimmttmmttt Open Iirttrr to Hughes Dear Mr. Hughes: You'll please excuse My dullness If I seem obtuse. Or fall to properly enthuse, When you break loose. The papers give me all the news And more advice than I can use; Hut when 1 try to get your viewa On public questions, then I lose My puticr-re, and I sign and say, "Oh, what's the use!" I Rive the devil all his dues: I rather liked you, Mr. Hughes, When you were Judge. But when you chooso To be a knocker, and abuse ,)r President, I must refuse To read your "ooze." The Dcmocrnts you still nceuse; Your lamentations I peruse, riieso may alarm they can't amuse, And thinking men they won't con fuse; Hut altogether, Brother Hughes, You're too profuse. One final word before adieus: If you would stand in Wilson's shoes You'll have to try some other ruse Kor, by the gods, you're going to I lose! Tho Republican party will get its dues; You're up nghlnst It, Mr. Hughes. LUTHER H. RICK. Nisliiiabotnn lonifl quaintly curious names ro scattered o'er the nation. I noticed one Just now, 'n passing thru a station. A little wayside town, Vhore flows a river down, nd town and river, both the samo, re known by the odd-sounding name Nlshnabotna. Vero I more deeply versed ii ancient Indian lore, o doubt I'd now relate V tale of days of yore, nd I should try my best i'o rouse your Interest; 'erchance, In some bold chleftain't fan e, low foeinen trembled at hla name Nishnabotna. 've notice. 1, more than once, t does not pay to roam nd leave the reference book 'lon a shelf at home, hen you would seek a thrill, 'hat booklet fills the bill. 'II bet tbe stream, that idles by, las shruddered at the fierce war- cry "Nishnabotna!" tut Just ns like as not Some fair one will retort, I'll wager caramels Twas nothing of the sore; That current flowing free vision brln?a to me n Indian maid who stands alone Sings, 'Come, my love, como to thine own Nishnabotna! ' " FRANK n. THOMAS. (On Burlington Route in Missouri.) I IB I 7a .22Cal AUIDLCADING RIFLE Cwt Him a RifU Wort aJU Yiart Aktad of 11 im CON la aitaa aaara fanila oi Kia kaad ttiaa father aufMl U IhouikiU at ftoya art tbir baarti pa om-mr j a Raaaiaftoo tJMC .23 Caliaar Ritla-baeauM tttry kaow Iatui&tpa UMC Riilaa ataul at tin toy ia tka world si aaart. Rmmmtum UMC St CM ArnKJiint Riflt hoo 15 ikota vitkoat akta aim ttf tka laiaat aiaialy tkt trigftr for tad tin. llncl lUamiaatao UMC Aatolnadiaa .S3 Cartrtda inm firt). 1 Lmaaarlata. 1 Araaaa. Paia. fiaaiiy takao ayart aad fiu aogrlhrr wttjuMt tool. C7m aatat Hfmr0mmwiA REM OIL. V om.1... a JWiir ShtmK Lutrimml mj Kutt iVaaaiuaM Sold by your horn dealer and 1,193 other leading merchant in Nebraaka THE REMINGTON ARMS UNION METALLIC CARTRIDGE CO. aW pan mmmimm mtmm WW fii wmt n m mrm u m iwm wm im wrwm mf Wal. IWiW Nrw Ya.k TIa 1 I J ia , I r 4 I . m Mm "How is it you have so many young men call on you?" asked n Jealous girl. "Because," wns the reply, "father has. the gout In one foot and the rheumatism in the o'hor; besides, we don't keep a dog." "Pa," said little Johnny, "teacher Is thinking about promoting me." "How do you know ' "From what she said today." "And what was that?" "Shw said that if 1 kept on I'd be long to the criminal class." 1"). K.: ' I notice you drove the President over the same street twice." Omaha man: "Yes. we arranged the route that way. You see, we drove him through that street on his arrival, and then drove him through it when we went back an hour later." "Kxactly. I thought it was an oversight." "Oh no. We wanted to give him a chance to see how western cities grow." Hoy' t'mnkitioii on (iirlM Girls' is the only folks that has their own way every time. Girls is of several thousand kinds, and some times one girl can be like several thousand other girls If she wants to do anything. Girls is alike one way and they are all like cats. If you rub 'em the right way of the hair they'll purr and look sweet at you, but if you rub 'em the wrong way or step on their tail:- they'll claw you. So long as you let a girl have her own way she's nice and sweet, but Just cross her and she'll spit at you worse nor a cat. Girls Is also like mules. If a girl don't want to be lieve anything you can't make her. If she knows its so she won't say so. Brother George says he doesn't like big girls but he does like little ones, and when 1 saw him kissing Jennie Jones last Sunday, he said he was a biting her 'cause he didn't like her. 1 think he hurt her, for she hollered and lun, and there was a big red spot all over both of her two cheeks. This Is all I know about girls, and father pays the less I know about them the better off I am. Why does a young man embracing Mi girl at the garden gate, just as the old man approaches, remind you of a love scene at the theatre? li.-cause he is hugging his gul be fore the foot lights. LcU FtX I LINCOLN SANITARIUM Man HuffcrinR from Temporary Ab erration of Mind Will Take Treatment Pld you ever chance to lu-ar a mother reiuaik in rpeaking of her child, "How like its mother!" Just at the moment that the dear little thing was making a grab for i's fa ther's hair? Calling cards for the ladies are printed promptly and neatly at T! Herald office. The prices are reas onable. Phoee 3 4 0 for samples and Written for Oct. 5: Ixo Fix of Parkston. South Dako ta, who was held here In Jail for m veral days, because of his mental condition, was taken to Lincoln by his uon, Francis Fix, of Parkston, and "Doc" Curtis of the sheriff's of fice. Fix Mt Sioux City to go to Sheri dan to buy a saloon. He had not been drinking much for a long timn but when he left tho metropolis of northwest Iowa he is said to have had eight quarts of good grade whis key and when ho was found on the train between Alliance and Sheridan the said whiskey was all gone. Whether Mr. Fix drank all of the booze or had some thirsty friends who assisted in tbe depletion of the supply is not definitely known. Any how, Mr. Fix was in bad shape phys ically and mentally when taken from the Burlington train here. Ho had f66 In cash left and a perfectly pood bank draft for $4 00. On the way to Lincoln Mr. Fix re covered rapidly nnd the high altitude of this rection of the count! y may nave had something to do with hi. oivlitlon. aide. I and abetted by tie if on-mentioned whiskey. The younger Fix believes his fath er will be all riht in a few week: and will endeavor to persuade him lie next ti . e h comes vc!st, to n: ike inch a large supply of aleoholi oods along to relieve the monotony f the trip. Ii-smiih1ciic y When you feel dlscounged nn iespondent do not give up but take a c oi' Chamberlain's Tablets and ni iiif al ost certain to feel all hi within a day or two. Deppond- H-y very often due to Indigestion id biliousness, for which these tab- , :J , , e:;;i clally valuable. Obiain tiie '-rywhere. lv- Oct riiL ki rvkt: kxamivvtiox The United States civil service commission announces the following examinations: November 8 Advanced appren tice draftsman. This position starts at a sa'iry of .700 per annum and Is In the Bureau of Navigation. November 8-9-a-Junior fuel chem ist, Bureau of Mines. Salary $1,200 to $1,500. November 8 Junior drainage en gineer, Department of Agriculture. Salary $960 to $1,440. October 31 Gas Inspector, Indian of!ie. Osairc, Okla., at a salary of $1,800 per year. November 8-9 Laboratory assist ant, qualified In petrography. Salary $l.oso per year. November 8 Assistant inspector of 1 nil-, navy department. Salary $4.48 per day. tie of Sloan's. It will give you nuek welcome relief. It warms an4 soothes the sore, Mif panful plars and you feel so much bitter. Bey it at any Drug Store, only 25 eet. Adv 1 IDFAL It. 1. CO. AT OMAI1A In the advertisement of the Button & Pleating Company, appear ing in The Herald last week on third paee, the address was given as lf7-109-111 So. 16th St., Lincoln, Ner. . It should have been Omaha, aa so I appears In this issue. Iim-s Sloan's Liniment Ue'p IWteumu-tl.-in? Ask th man wh'i u 's it. be knows. "To think I suffered all these years when one 2 5-eent bottle of Sloan's Lint: urn cuied me," writes one grateful user. If have Rheumntis c- ."Hi-r fro Neuralgia, Backache, Soreness nnd Stiffness, don't put off getting you hot Will My Child Take Dr. Klnfi's New INrocry This best answer Is Dr. King's New Discovery itself. It's a pleasant sweet syrup, easy to ak. It eon ; tains the medicines which years of 1 experience have proven bfst for ; coughs and colds. Those who have 1 used Dr. King's New Dii-covery !on j est are its best friends. Besides er- ery bottle is guaranteed. If yoa I don't get satisfaction you get your t money back. Buy a bottle, uae as di jrcctod. Keep what is lcU Tor conga land cold Insurance. itv i ' JESS WILSON PAYS FINE FJR ASSULT OU PALMER .'riltcn for Oct. K: Saturday Jck.i Wilson appeared in udge Berry's court and entered a lea f guMty to ass:iu!t on Frank 'aimer. The trouble occurred on .ox Little avenue Wedne.;dey rvc-n-ig, September 27. Theie was seme Mding bet .!": the men relative t: V alleer-d ea'lle lUKtlinf ci.-i-'s and t Is i..iM this IcaI to the i..'sauk of v'ilon on Palmer. Th court iisv.ess.-l a fine of f.ri nd cost- The fine end ins:a were aid ;:n l the di f.-n-lant diuehargd. Clear SUim t'lmv-s from Within It Is f ii lii li to iluiik ym can gain good ce;ir cir.nplex-on by the m e f face powder Get at the loot of 'ie. tro':liie and thoieii'-Vy ce;ir:-e 'le.sys'eni wiMi .i treatment uf Li ving's New Life Pills. Gentle and lilil In actum, d.j rot gripe. y t they Mieve the liver by th r action o'i 'ie bowel. Good for young, adults nd aged. io after a i !:! rnm'-lex-ill toll)'. - your i I- V: li I 'v- 1 Hot Water Each Morning Puts Roses in Your Cheeks f- "" ; pa I -. Yj. X, . . ..V .' - . .-. . V ..'T.-J. .-.V. 1 - v J1 v i mm 'It-'-. V ..JO'S" - ' kit visx'ji -rtv St 4s ' : . .'.. at I 4 aVaW.Xa.aVat,j fo look one's lcst and feel one's ncstUlimentarv tract, before nuttini? more . ... .. - . - - B - - - - 0 ia to fiijey an insiue natn cacn morning-food into the stomach. to flush from the svstem the nrcvious da' 's wnfte. sour frrmontatious and poi sonnus toxins before it i nbxorlied into the blood. Just as coal, when it burns, leaves behind a certain amount of in combustible, material in the form of aslies. so the f-xnl nnd drink taken each Girls and women with sallow skins. jiver spots, pimples or pallid cornpiftx ion, also those who wake up with a coated tongue, bad taste, nasty breatA, others wiio are bothered with heiidacliea, bilious spells, acid stomach or constipa tion should begin this phonphated m4 day leave in the alimentary orgnns n ; water drinking and ate assured of vey civ uim Miiiouin, or iiiuigesiiuie material.; pronounced results in one or two weeks, which if not eliminated, form toxins and j A quarter pound of limestone phoa poiHons which are then sucked into the phaf costs very little at the drug stow blood through the very duct which are but is sufficient to demonstrate that just infpmlVfl 1 1 . aiipl in rknlv nmt.iDlum.nt 4 . . ' .1 I. . ... A 1 ' . - v..,. o. in,..-,, viiuB minu niiu mii ttaiur cicunscs. uuriaiaa rustain the body. If you want to see the glow of healthy bloom in your cheeks, to sea your skin get rlenrer and clearer, you are told to drink cvnrv morning upon arising, a pla--R ef hot. water with a tcaspoonful of limestone phosphate in it, which is barmh"ii nitaiiH of wash In? the waetc material ami toxins from the rtemach. fiver, kidney an 1 b'wel. thus clcans- in,". swetening a.nd purifying the entire try this for a week and notice reauUa and freshens the ekin on the outside. hot water and limestone pliosphate act on the inside organs. We must alwa.ro consider that internal sanitation is vast ly more important than outside cleanM ness, liecause the skin pores do not ab sorb Impurities into the blood, while the bowel pores do. Women who desire to eahanee the beauty of their complexion should Jims Ha Such tobacco enjoyment as you never thought could be is yqurs to command quick as you buy some Prince Albert and fire-up a pipe or a home-made cigarette! Prince Albert gives you every tobacco sat isfaction your smoke appetite ever hankered for. That's because it's made by a patented process that curs our bite and parch! Prince Albert has always been sold without coupons or premiums. We prefer to give quality ! W$p o. ,fc. . ( KM) JjiI f as?t& immMi , r ' i law- n '.-lii m 1 I I 1 I hm mad thrmm iqh mok pipt whtra il.Mi BUBNIMOWPt AKO "i -. . .. , VTS. TTX TT TTT ttYZl A IT TTt?!? the national joy smoke has a flavor as different as it is delightful. You never tasted the like of it I And that isn't strange, either. Men who think they can't smoke a pipe or roll a ciga rette can smoke and will smoke if they use Prince Albert. And smokers who have not yet given P. A. a try out certainly have a big surprise and a lot of enjoyment coming their way as soon as they invest in a supply. Prince Albert tobacco will tell its own story! Bay Prinem Albmrt oary wAare tobacco i told in toppy rd bag, 5c; tidy rmd tint, 10 c i handtomt pound and half-pound tin humi dor andthat corking fin pound cryttal- gla humi dor with pongt-moitnr top that Aaapa tho tobacco la aacA caer trim - olmaysl R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO, Wimton-Salem, N. C prices, or call at the oCUe.