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SCI IMOLLER & MUELLER
Quality Pianos and Player Pianos
Now offered and sold direct from
Factory to Home.
ANY ONE intending to purchase a
Tiano or Player Piano within the next
year should not (ail to take advantage of
our special proposition to first buyers in
your community, for it means a round
saving of at least $100 to you.
SchrnoIIcr & Mueller Instruments are Mechanically Correct
and contain a tweet mellow rich tone-a quality that linert In the memory
Id vivid contract to instrument! ordinarily aold oo the Special Sale Plan.
One 87 mn M Omititroed not in lha piano Hualnaaa ynm tha ln.
tl rmr erBrrwnr. and oor 2S faar Ku.mnlr., backed bjr our aouia Capital ami KcaouroM
4 onr .ml.(UM. aflorda yon abaoluta pnXMHoa.
W drl'vrr our InMro rata ta boa to your boma and arranaa term to aoU yoat
eoamaioooe, i to S rare to pay.
Beautiful new dealfns la GRANDS, UPRIGHTS and PLAYERS.
SCHMOLLER & MUELLER PIANO CO.
Largett Retailer ofPlanoi In tha World.
p , 1311-13 Farnam St., - OMAHA, NEBR.
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"It's Just Splendid"
The visitor's exclamation applies
not only to the tastinebs and attractive
ness of the interior finish. It denotes
also her hearty approval of our method
of helping the prospective bni'rVr in
making the proper selection of materials.
Ideas for Interior Finish
Come in before yot. build or re
model and let l.j show you our many
imcccrn building plans. We know you
etui find just the sort of airangement
ytu Lke.
And we arc sure that we can
save you money on the material btiucies
giving you the best.
FOREST
LUMBER
COHPANY
IMP
HARNESS
Hand made from beat material
Outlast aay factory aaad goods
Call and see.
Harness repairing by expert. n.
d harness maker.
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At M. D. Nlrliola' stand. AUlai.c
Lloyd's Column
sKimmttmmttt
Open Iirttrr to Hughes
Dear Mr. Hughes:
You'll please excuse
My dullness If I seem obtuse.
Or fall to properly enthuse,
When you break loose.
The papers give me all the news
And more advice than I can use;
Hut when 1 try to get your viewa
On public questions, then I lose
My puticr-re, and I sign and say,
"Oh, what's the use!"
I Rive the devil all his dues:
I rather liked you, Mr. Hughes,
When you were Judge. But when
you chooso
To be a knocker, and abuse
,)r President, I must refuse
To read your "ooze."
The Dcmocrnts you still nceuse;
Your lamentations I peruse,
riieso may alarm they can't amuse,
And thinking men they won't con
fuse; Hut altogether, Brother Hughes,
You're too profuse.
One final word before adieus:
If you would stand in Wilson's shoes
You'll have to try some other ruse
Kor, by the gods, you're going to
I lose!
Tho Republican party will get its
dues;
You're up nghlnst It, Mr. Hughes.
LUTHER H. RICK.
Nisliiiabotnn
lonifl quaintly curious names
ro scattered o'er the nation.
I noticed one Just now,
'n passing thru a station.
A little wayside town,
Vhore flows a river down,
nd town and river, both the samo,
re known by the odd-sounding
name
Nlshnabotna.
Vero I more deeply versed
ii ancient Indian lore,
o doubt I'd now relate
V tale of days of yore,
nd I should try my best
i'o rouse your Interest;
'erchance, In some bold chleftain't
fan e,
low foeinen trembled at hla name
Nishnabotna.
've notice. 1, more than once,
t does not pay to roam
nd leave the reference book
'lon a shelf at home,
hen you would seek a thrill,
'hat booklet fills the bill.
'II bet tbe stream, that idles by,
las shruddered at the fierce war-
cry
"Nishnabotna!"
tut Just ns like as not
Some fair one will retort,
I'll wager caramels
Twas nothing of the sore;
That current flowing free
vision brln?a to me
n Indian maid who stands alone
Sings, 'Come, my love, como to thine
own
Nishnabotna! ' "
FRANK n. THOMAS.
(On Burlington Route in Missouri.)
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akta aim ttf tka laiaat aiaialy tkt trigftr for tad tin. llncl
lUamiaatao UMC Aatolnadiaa .S3 Cartrtda inm firt). 1 Lmaaarlata.
1 Araaaa. Paia. fiaaiiy takao ayart aad fiu aogrlhrr wttjuMt tool.
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Sold by your horn dealer and 1,193 other leading
merchant in Nebraaka
THE REMINGTON ARMS UNION METALLIC CARTRIDGE CO.
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"How is it you have so many
young men call on you?" asked n
Jealous girl.
"Because," wns the reply, "father
has. the gout In one foot and the
rheumatism in the o'hor; besides, we
don't keep a dog."
"Pa," said little Johnny, "teacher
Is thinking about promoting me."
"How do you know '
"From what she said today."
"And what was that?"
"Shw said that if 1 kept on I'd be
long to the criminal class."
1"). K.: ' I notice you drove the
President over the same street
twice."
Omaha man: "Yes. we arranged
the route that way. You see, we
drove him through that street on his
arrival, and then drove him through
it when we went back an hour later."
"Kxactly. I thought it was an oversight."
"Oh no. We wanted to give him
a chance to see how western cities
grow."
Hoy' t'mnkitioii on (iirlM
Girls' is the only folks that has
their own way every time. Girls is
of several thousand kinds, and some
times one girl can be like several
thousand other girls If she wants to
do anything. Girls is alike one way
and they are all like cats. If you
rub 'em the right way of the hair
they'll purr and look sweet at you,
but if you rub 'em the wrong way or
step on their tail:- they'll claw you.
So long as you let a girl have her
own way she's nice and sweet, but
Just cross her and she'll spit at you
worse nor a cat. Girls Is also like
mules. If a girl don't want to be
lieve anything you can't make her.
If she knows its so she won't say so.
Brother George says he doesn't like
big girls but he does like little ones,
and when 1 saw him kissing Jennie
Jones last Sunday, he said he was a
biting her 'cause he didn't like her.
1 think he hurt her, for she hollered
and lun, and there was a big red
spot all over both of her two cheeks.
This Is all I know about girls, and
father pays the less I know about
them the better off I am.
Why does a young man embracing
Mi girl at the garden gate, just as
the old man approaches, remind you
of a love scene at the theatre?
li.-cause he is hugging his gul be
fore the foot lights.
LcU FtX I
LINCOLN SANITARIUM
Man HuffcrinR from Temporary Ab
erration of Mind Will
Take Treatment
Pld you ever chance to lu-ar a
mother reiuaik in rpeaking of her
child, "How like its mother!" Just
at the moment that the dear little
thing was making a grab for i's fa
ther's hair?
Calling cards for the ladies are
printed promptly and neatly at T!
Herald office. The prices are reas
onable. Phoee 3 4 0 for samples and
Written for Oct. 5:
Ixo Fix of Parkston. South Dako
ta, who was held here In Jail for
m veral days, because of his mental
condition, was taken to Lincoln by
his uon, Francis Fix, of Parkston,
and "Doc" Curtis of the sheriff's of
fice. Fix Mt Sioux City to go to Sheri
dan to buy a saloon. He had not
been drinking much for a long timn
but when he left tho metropolis of
northwest Iowa he is said to have
had eight quarts of good grade whis
key and when ho was found on the
train between Alliance and Sheridan
the said whiskey was all gone.
Whether Mr. Fix drank all of the
booze or had some thirsty friends
who assisted in tbe depletion of the
supply is not definitely known. Any
how, Mr. Fix was in bad shape phys
ically and mentally when taken from
the Burlington train here. Ho had
f66 In cash left and a perfectly pood
bank draft for $4 00.
On the way to Lincoln Mr. Fix re
covered rapidly nnd the high altitude
of this rection of the count! y may
nave had something to do with hi.
oivlitlon. aide. I and abetted by tie
if on-mentioned whiskey.
The younger Fix believes his fath
er will be all riht in a few week:
and will endeavor to persuade him
lie next ti . e h comes vc!st, to n:
ike inch a large supply of aleoholi
oods along to relieve the monotony
f the trip.
Ii-smiih1ciic y
When you feel dlscounged nn
iespondent do not give up but take a
c oi' Chamberlain's Tablets and
ni iiif al ost certain to feel all
hi within a day or two. Deppond-
H-y very often due to Indigestion
id biliousness, for which these tab-
, :J , , e:;;i clally valuable. Obiain
tiie '-rywhere.
lv- Oct
riiL ki rvkt: kxamivvtiox
The United States civil service
commission announces the following
examinations:
November 8 Advanced appren
tice draftsman. This position starts
at a sa'iry of .700 per annum and Is
In the Bureau of Navigation.
November 8-9-a-Junior fuel chem
ist, Bureau of Mines. Salary $1,200
to $1,500.
November 8 Junior drainage en
gineer, Department of Agriculture.
Salary $960 to $1,440.
October 31 Gas Inspector, Indian
of!ie. Osairc, Okla., at a salary of
$1,800 per year.
November 8-9 Laboratory assist
ant, qualified In petrography. Salary
$l.oso per year.
November 8 Assistant inspector
of 1 nil-, navy department. Salary
$4.48 per day.
tie of Sloan's. It will give you nuek
welcome relief. It warms an4
soothes the sore, Mif panful plars
and you feel so much bitter. Bey
it at any Drug Store, only 25 eet.
Adv 1
IDFAL It. 1. CO. AT OMAI1A
In the advertisement of the
Button & Pleating Company, appear
ing in The Herald last week on third
paee, the address was given as lf7-109-111
So. 16th St., Lincoln, Ner.
. It should have been Omaha, aa so
I appears In this issue.
Iim-s Sloan's Liniment Ue'p IWteumu-tl.-in?
Ask th man wh'i u 's it. be
knows. "To think I suffered all
these years when one 2 5-eent bottle
of Sloan's Lint: urn cuied me,"
writes one grateful user. If
have Rheumntis c- ."Hi-r fro
Neuralgia, Backache, Soreness nnd
Stiffness, don't put off getting
you
hot
Will My Child Take Dr. Klnfi's New
INrocry
This best answer Is Dr. King's New
Discovery itself. It's a pleasant
sweet syrup, easy to ak. It eon
; tains the medicines which years of
1 experience have proven bfst for
; coughs and colds. Those who have
1 used Dr. King's New Dii-covery !on
j est are its best friends. Besides er-
ery bottle is guaranteed. If yoa
I don't get satisfaction you get your
t money back. Buy a bottle, uae as di
jrcctod. Keep what is lcU Tor conga
land cold Insurance.
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JESS WILSON PAYS FINE
FJR ASSULT OU PALMER
.'riltcn for Oct. K:
Saturday Jck.i Wilson appeared in
udge Berry's court and entered a
lea f guMty to ass:iu!t on Frank
'aimer. The trouble occurred on
.ox Little avenue Wedne.;dey rvc-n-ig,
September 27. Theie was seme
Mding bet .!": the men relative t:
V alleer-d ea'lle lUKtlinf ci.-i-'s and
t Is i..iM this IcaI to the i..'sauk of
v'ilon on Palmer.
Th court iisv.ess.-l a fine of f.ri
nd cost- The fine end ins:a were
aid ;:n l the di f.-n-lant diuehargd.
Clear SUim t'lmv-s from Within
It Is f ii lii li to iluiik ym can gain
good ce;ir cir.nplex-on by the m e
f face powder Get at the loot of
'ie. tro':liie and thoieii'-Vy ce;ir:-e
'le.sys'eni wiMi .i treatment uf Li
ving's New Life Pills. Gentle and
lilil In actum, d.j rot gripe. y t they
Mieve the liver by th r action o'i
'ie bowel. Good for young, adults
nd aged. io after a i !:! rnm'-lex-ill
toll)'. - your i I- V: li I
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Hot Water Each Morning
Puts Roses in Your Cheeks
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fo look one's lcst and feel one's ncstUlimentarv tract, before nuttini? more
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ia to fiijey an insiue natn cacn morning-food into the stomach.
to flush from the svstem the nrcvious
da' 's wnfte. sour frrmontatious and poi
sonnus toxins before it i nbxorlied into
the blood. Just as coal, when it burns,
leaves behind a certain amount of in
combustible, material in the form of
aslies. so the f-xnl nnd drink taken each
Girls and women with sallow skins.
jiver spots, pimples or pallid cornpiftx
ion, also those who wake up with a
coated tongue, bad taste, nasty breatA,
others wiio are bothered with heiidacliea,
bilious spells, acid stomach or constipa
tion should begin this phonphated m4
day leave in the alimentary orgnns n ; water drinking and ate assured of vey
civ uim Miiiouin, or iiiuigesiiuie material.; pronounced results in one or two weeks,
which if not eliminated, form toxins and j A quarter pound of limestone phoa
poiHons which are then sucked into the phaf costs very little at the drug stow
blood through the very duct which are but is sufficient to demonstrate that just
infpmlVfl 1 1 . aiipl in rknlv nmt.iDlum.nt 4 . . ' .1 I. . ... A 1 ' .
- v..,. o. in,..-,, viiuB minu niiu mii ttaiur cicunscs. uuriaiaa
rustain the body.
If you want to see the glow of healthy
bloom in your cheeks, to sea your skin
get rlenrer and clearer, you are told to
drink cvnrv morning upon arising, a
pla--R ef hot. water with a tcaspoonful
of limestone phosphate in it, which is
barmh"ii nitaiiH of wash In? the waetc
material ami toxins from the rtemach.
fiver, kidney an 1 b'wel. thus clcans-
in,". swetening a.nd purifying the entire try this for a week and notice reauUa
and freshens the ekin on the outside.
hot water and limestone pliosphate act
on the inside organs. We must alwa.ro
consider that internal sanitation is vast
ly more important than outside cleanM
ness, liecause the skin pores do not ab
sorb Impurities into the blood, while the
bowel pores do.
Women who desire to eahanee the
beauty of their complexion should Jims
Ha
Such
tobacco
enjoyment
as you never thought
could be is yqurs to
command quick as
you buy some Prince
Albert and fire-up a
pipe or a home-made
cigarette!
Prince Albert gives
you every tobacco sat
isfaction your smoke
appetite ever hankered
for. That's because
it's made by a patented
process that curs our
bite and parch! Prince Albert has always
been sold without coupons or premiums.
We prefer to give quality !
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as?t& immMi
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mok pipt whtra
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the national joy smoke
has a flavor as different as it is delightful. You never tasted the like of it I
And that isn't strange, either.
Men who think they can't smoke a pipe or roll a ciga
rette can smoke and will smoke if they use Prince
Albert. And smokers who have not yet given P. A. a try
out certainly have a big surprise and a lot of enjoyment
coming their way as soon as they invest in a supply.
Prince Albert tobacco will tell its own story!
Bay Prinem Albmrt oary
wAare tobacco i told in
toppy rd bag, 5c; tidy rmd
tint, 10 c i handtomt pound
and half-pound tin humi
dor andthat corking fin
pound cryttal- gla humi
dor with pongt-moitnr
top that Aaapa tho tobacco
la aacA caer trim - olmaysl
R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO, Wimton-Salem, N. C
prices, or call at the oCUe.
