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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 24, 1916)
DYE & OWENS Iransfer Line A IS" l8 IT" Outlast Jdj1 factory i Haod nad from beat natrial. found they could continue their nade goods Lloyd's Column leasurements through the barn by opening the doors, and thus avoid experlene- ing the dreaded detour. The owner .:;:r.;;r.:::t!:i;r;::!tmntm:tm:n:ntcu4 wuiched their progress with consld- J. M. COVEKT erablr interest, and made no com ment until they had reached the far At M. D. Nichols' at And, AJlUnce ther tide of the barn, when he ask M HOUSEHOLD GOODS ed: j-' V- moved promptly, and ! "Thet n railroud ye'all surveyln' f.-r?" ' Certainly," replied the thief, with a h'iniorous twinkle In his eye. The farmer meditated a bit as he closed the barn doors behind them, when he remarked somewhat aggres S'Vly. "I I ain't got no objections ter h.iviii cr railroad on my farm, but I II bf ti,rned ef I'm goin' ter open und shet them doors for yer train to go through!" Youth's Companion. --fe,-ea saw ;,w,v . ansfer Work solicit ed. mrmmmmmm .. we.:,.." i Ortj Pbou b Residence phone 636 and Blue 574 m lours on h side of It. and they m ! 1 u Jill e if I I w 1 . l T ' "W 'A Please The Famili BrinAUom 2ard 3 tirwa Weekly , ICE CREAM. Take them a treat for warm weather. The expense la light while the treat la liked by all. Nothing better for the family than pure, wholesome Ice Cream. When you take them e B 2 I 3 a Diamond Ice Cream ' they will like It because they know that it la made In I 1 8 sanitary surroundings from pure Ingredients. Buy It at. BRENNAN'S THIELE'S or JOE SMITH'S ALLIANCE CREAM'RY COMPANY Phone 545 Use That Spare Room It can be turned Into a cozy den. billiard room, nursery, play room or extra bedroom quickly, easily and at 6urpri;:in-.!y FPiall expense. Just panel it with Cornell -Wood-Hoard, :K'e it a coat or two of paint or kalsominc in the color you like and move in the furniture. Cprnell-WoodBoard For Walls, Ceilings and Partitions Nails direct to studding or right over old walls and stays there. COBt of application is very reasonable. Ask your dealer about it. The GUARANTEE: Cornell Wood Board is guar anteed not to warp, buckle, chip, crack or fall. PRICE: CENTS PER SQUARE FOOT Uutull box -boa id caaen.) Ford (irmtoat KvangellNt The editorial minstrel team, on their trip and at their performances In the different western Nebraska towns, pulled oft some good jokes that are worth repeating. "Doc Tanner, of South Omaha, is an adept at story telling and told the follow ing with good results, as far as up plause was concerned. Edgar How- ard, of Columbus, was Interlocutor. The story follows: Mr. Howard: "Doe. Tanner, who Is the greatest living evangelist?" Doc Tanner: "Henry Ford Is the greatest living evangelist. Mr. Hoa..: I. "W , , 1 "-u that Ilil'j Sunday was the pre-ilet living tv.;;. relist. Wliy do you say Henry Ford Is the greatest living evaii,;ehoi?" . Doc Tanner: "Bekaws, Mr. How aid, bekaws Henry Ford's autos have shook hell out of more people than Billy Sunday ever did. MOST PROMINENT PERSONS GLAD TO GIVE TESTIMONY Prompted by Humanitarian Spjirit, Men niul Women lleeoiii meiid Tanlac An elderly but spry lady hopped off the Denver train one day last week and was handed two suit cases by the porter. She carried them past a group of traveling men and remarked to them, "Red caps are sure thick around here." Inquiry elicited th fact that this same lady had asked the porter on the Pullman cur to cash a check for thirty dollars l.i order that she might tip him.." A pert Alliance young man has propounded to us the following ques tion: -"Will an unattached young man catch hay fever, from an alfal fa widow?" We are unable to an swer this question satisfactorily and must refer it to our readers. Keen ' t'lipen I was feeling sad and solemn. Till I came upon Lloyd's column, Then I cut up such a caper That I almost dropped my paper For I found some fun so glorious That I gave a shout uproarious. Some of this. I haste to mention. Was of our Friend Lloyd's invention. While some other, it appears. He had landed with his shears. When his think-tank kinder slips He just clips and clips and clips. Of ye editor, 'tis Bald, He must m ver lose his head: Hut 'tis fatal, it appears, If he once mislays his shears. EFF BEE TEE. Men and women who have Improp er digestion, who are nervous and very Irritable because of suffering, hick energy and ambition for their work, are easily discouraged and be come melancholy over slight matters, suffer with backaches, poor memory, Unsound sleep that does not really rest them. Irregular circulation of the blood, dizziness and the common ailments of the stomach, liver and kidneys, many of which are caused by catarrhal affections of the mucous r. embranes, which long unchecked Anally have weakened" the vital or gans, will find Tanlac a tonic, tissue builder and appetizer designed to ov ercome these troubles. While it is true that the success of Tanlac in some cities has been so great as to amaze certain business ;icn, It really, also. Is true that Tan lac Is no more popular In one city than another wherever it has been Introduced. Everywhere, the most prominent people will give testimony In praise of Tanlac out of gratitude for the re lief that Tanlac brings, and because the believe It is their duty to do so. It is the humanitarian spirit to help the "other fellow" If you can, that is the first thought of many men and women who voluntarily tell what Tanlac has done for them. Hundreds of thousands have found Tanlac an Ideal tonic, tissue builder and strength builder. It reaches those ills of the stomach, kidneys, liver and the common mal adies of the day the strength sap ping, lethargy creating ailments that "get your nerve" whether you be merchant or artisan, employer or employe, man or woman. Tanlac is being introduced in Al liance by the Harry Thiele drug store. BUSINESS FOR EVERBODY Manufactur-fxl by tta Cornell Wood iTorinots V. O. rrl"U. !V-hl.Tt) "hlre o4 sxUi by Owm umMbmv p Uo will Ua4ly gv ?" iua J vomt fwUniftl. S. A. FOSTER LUMBER. CO. Alliance, Nebraska Appreciates (icxtd Jokes Ouo of the regular readers of The Herald who seems to appreciate Lloyd's Column Is an Englishman who travels but who manages to get to see his Herald every week. He sends us the f-.illovlng Jokleis from the Hotel l'onienelle, Omaha. They were picked up by him on hit trav els: 2nd Annual Sale Pure Bred and Grade Holsteins CONSISTING OF 10 cows, 4 or 5 fresh this fall. 5 two-year-old heifers in calf. Both cows and heifers are bred to pure-bred bulls. A very nice lot. 5 yearling heifers. 1 splendid three-year-old bull. This bull is pure bred. Most of these cattle are home raised and all are acclimated ... and healthy. Prices and further description will be furnished on applica tion to. I . A. W. Tyler, Owner LAKESIDE, NEBRASKA An F.SMU) on the Duck j A little school girl In Michigan has writ ten the following essay oj i tie duck: The duck is a low, heav j set bird. He Is a mighty poor Bind er, having a coarse voice, caused by i nettinu so many frogs in his nect Sand he likes the water and carries ; j toy balloon In his stomucli to keej iron; binking: the duck ha only tw. U-gs, and they are set so far back o i Ins running gears by nature th; i .they come pretty near missing b..' body, some ducka when they get bi ' curls on their tails are called drake s i and don't have to set or hatch, but just loaf and go swimming und eut I everything In sight If I were to be ;i duck I would rather be a drake the have a wide bill like tney use it Ii a spade they walk like a drunk max side to side if you scare them they will flap their wtngs and try to mak . a pass at singing. Ettte with Which w Practical Utisl- iiess Education Can lie Secured by Modern Methods i..- flit mi "It's Just Splendid" The visitor's exclamation applies not only to the tastiness and attractive ness of the interior finish. It denotes also tier hearty approval of our method of helping the prospective builder in making the proper selection of materials. Ideas for Interior Finish Come in before vou build or re moael and let lu show you our many modern building plans. We know you can find just the sort of arrangement you like. And we are sure that we can save you money on the material besides giving you the best. FOREST LUMBER COflPANY ' Thl Im m Ki-cn t'otmlry ! New Yoik The inalienable, right of a tired business man to obtain a restful eyeful has been upheld in th: ! West Farms court. James Clxas. J whose particular business is ice, whs j arraigned on a charge of lookln ; i through a bedroom window at ; , young woman about to retire. Tb court decided that a young woman ! about to retire should in all instan -1 es pull down the curtain of her bed j room. Miss Mary linger, the coaiplaln-tt-s'iih' l she was horror-stricken whHi she looked out of the window und saw James Cizas looking intent ly In. He explained when caught tint h- was Jiidt looking at points of : interest generally and happened up i on the spectacle of Miss Unger in her boudoir nuite unexpectedly. Under the present industrial and commercial systems that prevail in this country, everybody should have a knowledge or tne lunuamemal principles that underlie business transactions and understand book keeping which is a systematic record of them. There was a time when it was commonly supposed that only a sel ect few could know how to "keep hooks", but times have changed in this respect and wo fully believe will change more within tho next few- years. There is touting to be more of a need for persons who are not professional bookkeepers, and never expect to even engage in clerical work, to be able to keep a record of business transactions and affairs that will be intelligible, not only to the persons keeping it but also to any other fairly well posted person who may Imve occasion to refer to It. After all. it isn't so hard to secure a business education as some sup pose. Everything about bookkeep ing according to modern methods Is so reasonable and logical that it is a simple matter to learn, under proper Instruction. Learn a few funda mental principles and, while you do not have the whole thing, you have the key to the whole situation. As for commercial law, a knowledge of which is necessary to a tboro busi ness education, almost everybody knows something about that and al most everybody should know more about it. Formerly business colleges ar ranged their courses of study to ac commodate only those students who expect to become profis&iouul book keepers and accountants. It is a noteworthy and very important fact that a leading business college has put Into Its curriculu ii courses of study designed for persons who nev er Intend to keep books as an occu pation, short courses that can be easily and quickly learned by those who aspire to become foremen or auperintendents of their depart ments, but the thin?s learned in them will be valuable a the founda tion for a thoro, professional busi ness education. If the student desires to t:) furthr-r will: LlsV.ud'.es. The thing that ought to Impress Itself moft upon the minds of those who have tht.- attention called to this subject is that anything learned In the way of a business education, whether short or extensive, will be useful thruout one's entire lifetime. Too Much Work for Thi Fanner I A party of engineers were tracing a tow nship line across some farm j lands in Illinois. As chance would j have it, the line passed directly through a large tarn having double The constant strain of factory work very often results in Headaches, Backaches and other Aches, and also weak ens the Nerves. DR. MILES' ANTI-PAIN PILLS will quickly relieve the Nerves, or Pain, while Dr. Miles' Heart Treatment is very helpful when the Heart is overtaxed. IF FIRST BOX, OR BOTTLE. FAILS TO BENEFIT VOU. YOUR MONEY WILL BE RHFUOEC. iu 14444! iumirtL2f yu SEVERE PAIN. 1 used to suffer a ffrtat deal with lumbaao la my shoulders and back. A friend Induced to try Dr. Maes' AnU-Paln rill and I am only too lad to Le ubie to attest to the relief tt -t I ot from theee splendid They form a raluable r.ifdk-lne and do all that tt la calmed tl.y will do." LEWI3 J. CUTTER. Marietta, Ohio. Go to BRENNAN'S FOUNTAIN We vtlll furnMi the money to build home In Alliance. We Inspect the property ourselves and f Ornish money quickly at a low rate of Inter eat. Nebrafcka Ijmd I'oniimny, Alli ance, Nebr. 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