DYE & OWENS
Iransfer Line
A IS" l8 IT" Outlast Jdj1 factory i
Haod nad from beat natrial.
found they could continue their
nade goods
Lloyd's Column
leasurements through the barn by
opening the doors, and thus avoid
experlene-
ing the dreaded detour. The owner
.:;:r.;;r.:::t!:i;r;::!tmntm:tm:n:ntcu4
wuiched their progress with consld-
J. M. COVEKT
erablr interest, and made no com
ment until they had reached the far
At M. D. Nichols' at And, AJlUnce
ther tide of the barn, when he ask
M HOUSEHOLD GOODS
ed:
j-' V- moved promptly, and
! "Thet n railroud ye'all surveyln'
f.-r?"
' Certainly," replied the thief,
with a h'iniorous twinkle In his eye.
The farmer meditated a bit as he
closed the barn doors behind them,
when he remarked somewhat aggres
S'Vly. "I I ain't got no objections ter
h.iviii cr railroad on my farm, but
I II bf ti,rned ef I'm goin' ter open
und shet them doors for yer train to
go through!" Youth's Companion.
--fe,-ea saw ;,w,v .
ansfer Work solicit
ed.
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BrinAUom 2ard 3 tirwa Weekly
, ICE CREAM.
Take them a treat for warm weather. The expense la
light while the treat la liked by all. Nothing better for
the family than pure, wholesome Ice Cream. When you
take them
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Diamond
Ice Cream '
they will like It because they know that it la made In
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sanitary surroundings from pure Ingredients. Buy It at.
BRENNAN'S THIELE'S or JOE SMITH'S
ALLIANCE
CREAM'RY
COMPANY
Phone 545
Use That Spare Room
It can be turned Into a cozy den. billiard room, nursery, play room or
extra bedroom quickly, easily and at 6urpri;:in-.!y FPiall expense. Just
panel it with Cornell -Wood-Hoard, :K'e it a coat or two of paint or
kalsominc in the color you like and move in the furniture.
Cprnell-WoodBoard
For Walls, Ceilings and Partitions
Nails direct to studding or right over old walls and stays there.
COBt of application is very reasonable. Ask your dealer about it.
The
GUARANTEE: Cornell Wood Board is guar
anteed not to warp, buckle, chip, crack or fall.
PRICE:
CENTS PER SQUARE FOOT
Uutull box -boa id caaen.)
Ford (irmtoat KvangellNt
The editorial minstrel team, on
their trip and at their performances
In the different western Nebraska
towns, pulled oft some good jokes
that are worth repeating. "Doc
Tanner, of South Omaha, is an adept
at story telling and told the follow
ing with good results, as far as up
plause was concerned. Edgar How-
ard, of Columbus, was Interlocutor.
The story follows:
Mr. Howard: "Doe. Tanner, who Is
the greatest living evangelist?"
Doc Tanner: "Henry Ford Is the
greatest living evangelist.
Mr. Hoa..: I. "W , , 1 "-u
that Ilil'j Sunday was the pre-ilet
living tv.;;. relist. Wliy do you say
Henry Ford Is the greatest living
evaii,;ehoi?" .
Doc Tanner: "Bekaws, Mr. How
aid, bekaws Henry Ford's autos have
shook hell out of more people than
Billy Sunday ever did.
MOST PROMINENT
PERSONS GLAD TO
GIVE TESTIMONY
Prompted by Humanitarian Spjirit,
Men niul Women lleeoiii
meiid Tanlac
An elderly but spry lady hopped
off the Denver train one day last
week and was handed two suit cases
by the porter. She carried them
past a group of traveling men and
remarked to them, "Red caps are
sure thick around here." Inquiry
elicited th fact that this same lady
had asked the porter on the Pullman
cur to cash a check for thirty dollars
l.i order that she might tip him.."
A pert Alliance young man has
propounded to us the following ques
tion: -"Will an unattached young
man catch hay fever, from an alfal
fa widow?" We are unable to an
swer this question satisfactorily and
must refer it to our readers.
Keen ' t'lipen
I was feeling sad and solemn.
Till I came upon Lloyd's column,
Then I cut up such a caper
That I almost dropped my paper
For I found some fun so glorious
That I gave a shout uproarious.
Some of this. I haste to mention.
Was of our Friend Lloyd's invention.
While some other, it appears.
He had landed with his shears.
When his think-tank kinder slips
He just clips and clips and clips.
Of ye editor, 'tis Bald,
He must m ver lose his head:
Hut 'tis fatal, it appears,
If he once mislays his shears.
EFF BEE TEE.
Men and women who have Improp
er digestion, who are nervous and
very Irritable because of suffering,
hick energy and ambition for their
work, are easily discouraged and be
come melancholy over slight matters,
suffer with backaches, poor memory,
Unsound sleep that does not really
rest them. Irregular circulation of
the blood, dizziness and the common
ailments of the stomach, liver and
kidneys, many of which are caused
by catarrhal affections of the mucous
r. embranes, which long unchecked
Anally have weakened" the vital or
gans, will find Tanlac a tonic, tissue
builder and appetizer designed to ov
ercome these troubles.
While it is true that the success of
Tanlac in some cities has been so
great as to amaze certain business
;icn, It really, also. Is true that Tan
lac Is no more popular In one city
than another wherever it has been
Introduced.
Everywhere, the most prominent
people will give testimony In praise
of Tanlac out of gratitude for the re
lief that Tanlac brings, and because
the believe It is their duty to do so.
It is the humanitarian spirit to
help the "other fellow" If you can,
that is the first thought of many men
and women who voluntarily tell
what Tanlac has done for them.
Hundreds of thousands have
found Tanlac an Ideal tonic, tissue
builder and strength builder. It
reaches those ills of the stomach,
kidneys, liver and the common mal
adies of the day the strength sap
ping, lethargy creating ailments that
"get your nerve" whether you be
merchant or artisan, employer or
employe, man or woman.
Tanlac is being introduced in Al
liance by the Harry Thiele drug
store.
BUSINESS FOR EVERBODY
Manufactur-fxl by tta Cornell Wood iTorinots V. O. rrl"U. !V-hl.Tt) "hlre
o4 sxUi by Owm umMbmv p Uo will Ua4ly gv ?" iua J vomt fwUniftl.
S. A. FOSTER LUMBER. CO.
Alliance, Nebraska
Appreciates (icxtd Jokes
Ouo of the regular readers of The
Herald who seems to appreciate
Lloyd's Column Is an Englishman
who travels but who manages to get
to see his Herald every week. He
sends us the f-.illovlng Jokleis from
the Hotel l'onienelle, Omaha. They
were picked up by him on hit trav
els:
2nd Annual Sale
Pure Bred and Grade Holsteins
CONSISTING OF
10 cows, 4 or 5 fresh this fall.
5 two-year-old heifers in calf. Both cows and heifers are
bred to pure-bred bulls. A very nice lot.
5 yearling heifers.
1 splendid three-year-old bull. This bull is pure bred.
Most of these cattle are home raised and all are acclimated
...
and healthy.
Prices and further description will be furnished on applica
tion to. I .
A. W. Tyler, Owner
LAKESIDE, NEBRASKA
An F.SMU) on the Duck
j A little school girl In Michigan
has writ ten the following essay oj
i tie duck: The duck is a low, heav
j set bird. He Is a mighty poor Bind
er, having a coarse voice, caused by
i nettinu so many frogs in his nect
Sand he likes the water and carries ;
j toy balloon In his stomucli to keej
iron; binking: the duck ha only tw.
U-gs, and they are set so far back o i
Ins running gears by nature th; i
.they come pretty near missing b..'
body, some ducka when they get bi
' curls on their tails are called drake s
i and don't have to set or hatch, but
just loaf and go swimming und eut
I everything In sight If I were to be ;i
duck I would rather be a drake the
have a wide bill like tney use it Ii
a spade they walk like a drunk max
side to side if you scare them they
will flap their wtngs and try to mak .
a pass at singing.
Ettte with Which w Practical Utisl-
iiess Education Can lie Secured
by Modern Methods
i..-
flit
mi
"It's Just Splendid"
The visitor's exclamation applies
not only to the tastiness and attractive
ness of the interior finish. It denotes
also tier hearty approval of our method
of helping the prospective builder in
making the proper selection of materials.
Ideas for Interior Finish
Come in before vou build or re
moael and let lu show you our many
modern building plans. We know you
can find just the sort of arrangement
you like.
And we are sure that we can
save you money on the material besides
giving you the best.
FOREST
LUMBER
COflPANY
' Thl Im m Ki-cn t'otmlry
! New Yoik The inalienable, right
of a tired business man to obtain a
restful eyeful has been upheld in th:
! West Farms court. James Clxas.
J whose particular business is ice, whs
j arraigned on a charge of lookln ;
i through a bedroom window at ;
, young woman about to retire. Tb
court decided that a young woman
! about to retire should in all instan -1
es pull down the curtain of her bed
j room.
Miss Mary linger, the coaiplaln-tt-s'iih'
l she was horror-stricken
whHi she looked out of the window
und saw James Cizas looking intent
ly In. He explained when caught
tint h- was Jiidt looking at points of
: interest generally and happened up
i on the spectacle of Miss Unger in her
boudoir nuite unexpectedly.
Under the present industrial and
commercial systems that prevail in
this country, everybody should have
a knowledge or tne lunuamemal
principles that underlie business
transactions and understand book
keeping which is a systematic record
of them.
There was a time when it was
commonly supposed that only a sel
ect few could know how to "keep
hooks", but times have changed in
this respect and wo fully believe will
change more within tho next few-
years. There is touting to be more
of a need for persons who are not
professional bookkeepers, and never
expect to even engage in clerical
work, to be able to keep a record of
business transactions and affairs that
will be intelligible, not only to the
persons keeping it but also to any
other fairly well posted person who
may Imve occasion to refer to It.
After all. it isn't so hard to secure
a business education as some sup
pose. Everything about bookkeep
ing according to modern methods Is
so reasonable and logical that it is a
simple matter to learn, under proper
Instruction. Learn a few funda
mental principles and, while you do
not have the whole thing, you have
the key to the whole situation. As
for commercial law, a knowledge of
which is necessary to a tboro busi
ness education, almost everybody
knows something about that and al
most everybody should know more
about it.
Formerly business colleges ar
ranged their courses of study to ac
commodate only those students who
expect to become profis&iouul book
keepers and accountants. It is a
noteworthy and very important fact
that a leading business college has
put Into Its curriculu ii courses of
study designed for persons who nev
er Intend to keep books as an occu
pation, short courses that can be
easily and quickly learned by those
who aspire to become foremen or
auperintendents of their depart
ments, but the thin?s learned in
them will be valuable a the founda
tion for a thoro, professional busi
ness education. If the student desires
to t:) furthr-r will: LlsV.ud'.es.
The thing that ought to Impress
Itself moft upon the minds of those
who have tht.- attention called to
this subject is that anything learned
In the way of a business education,
whether short or extensive, will be
useful thruout one's entire lifetime.
Too Much Work for Thi Fanner
I A party of engineers were tracing
a tow nship line across some farm
j lands in Illinois. As chance would
j have it, the line passed directly
through a large tarn having double
The constant strain of
factory work very often
results in Headaches,
Backaches and other
Aches, and also weak
ens the Nerves.
DR. MILES'
ANTI-PAIN PILLS
will quickly relieve the
Nerves, or Pain, while
Dr. Miles'
Heart Treatment
is very helpful when
the Heart is overtaxed.
IF FIRST BOX, OR BOTTLE.
FAILS TO BENEFIT VOU. YOUR
MONEY WILL BE RHFUOEC.
iu 14444! iumirtL2f yu
SEVERE PAIN.
1 used to suffer a ffrtat deal
with lumbaao la my shoulders
and back. A friend Induced
to try Dr. Maes' AnU-Paln
rill and I am only too lad to
Le ubie to attest to the relief
tt -t I ot from theee splendid
They form a raluable
r.ifdk-lne and do all that tt la
calmed tl.y will do."
LEWI3 J. CUTTER.
Marietta, Ohio.
Go to BRENNAN'S
FOUNTAIN
We vtlll furnMi the money to
build home In Alliance. We Inspect
the property ourselves and f Ornish
money quickly at a low rate of Inter
eat. Nebrafcka Ijmd I'oniimny, Alli
ance, Nebr.
D RUG S
Unexcelled for Cool Drinks, Ice Creams
and Luncheonettes
Everything Sanitary Prompt Service
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