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SCHMOLLER & MUELLER PlANO Co.
Dept. D 133 1311-13 Farnam St., Omaha, Neb.
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NERVOUS ATTACKS.
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now."
MRS. AUGUSTA KKI8ER,
114 Portland Ave.,
, Rochester, N. T.
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Hatred of Publicity
Some people bate publicity like
the young Detroit man. He was
dressed in a light-fitting suit of tbe
latest cut, and his whole costume
was a dream of sartorial refinement.
And he was plainly embarrassed
when he entered the editor's office.
"I was intensely shocked to read a
notice In your paper of my engage
ment," he began. "I cannot tell you
how shocked I was. I was positive
ly chagrined. My fiancee was cha
grined. We were all chagrined. How
much for fifty, copies of the puper?"
Misplaced Sympathy
Through the busy downtown
streets a stalwart policeman led a lit
tle child by the hand. A motherly
looking young woman paused before
them for a moment. Then, in a sud
den burst of sympathy, she bent over
the child and kissed her. " "Poor
lamb! She looks so cold and starved
like, and she hasn't been washed for
a week. Some folks cannot be trust
ed with children, wicked, cruel
things they are. Where did you find
the child, policeman?"
"Find the child, woman?" snorted
the policeman, angrily. "I didn't
find her at all. She's my own kid."
The Life Express
If an Interesting Journey
You should care some time to take,
A Journey that would be worth while.
And one you'd care to make
Just board the rapid Life Express;
Get on at Babyhood,
And travel over hill and dale.
And through Achievement Wood.
The road thru Childhood swiftly
runs;
The station next is Youth;
Beyond that step is Middle Age.
Deep in the Vale of Truth;
Old Age is reached on schedule time,
It takes away one's breath
To speed so swiftly toward the end
The terminus is Death.
The track grows rougher toward the
end;
TIb then that you gaze back
And count the milestones gray that
mark
The faHt receding track.
At last the grim conductor calls
No need for calling twice:
"Far as we go. Step lively, please;
Change cars for Paradise."
A tramp strolled along Wissahick
011 avenue one Sunday afternoon,
while a 8 rail dog of uncertain breed
followed close to his heels. At Lin
coln Drive an auto killed doggie. The
chauffeur came back.
"My governor told me to give you
this. He says he is sorry about your
dog. and will you call it square?"
Here the chauffeur handed the
tramn a new $5 bill, and then re
traced his steps to the waiting car.
The tramn stared speechless for a
moment at the money; then as he
stowed it safely In his pocket he
turned to the still figure in the road
and remarked: "Poor dotrgy! I won
der who he belonged to?"
Old Joke as They Didn't Originate
An Egyptian Princess: "Rameses.
you have been sitting around my
house for ten years. What do you
want, anyhow?"
Rameses: "l want you to be my
wife."
Egyptian Princess: "Oh my! This
is so sudden!"
Shakespeare: "There are a lot : of
pretty chickens on the street today."
Bacon: "Yes, one of them Is com
ing across."
Shakespeare: "By the way, what
makes a chicken cross the road?"
Bacon: "This one happens to be
my wife and she's coming across to
take lunch with me."
King Solomon (after several hun
dred of his wives have brought pil
lows for his head, slippers for bis
feet, a light for his pipe, and other
comforts) : "Ah. I see now why tbey
do It. Easter is only a week off and
each of them wants ten pieces of sil
ver from me, for the purchase of an
Easter bonnet."
Crippled Mother inne Kliymett
Old King Cole
Is a merry old soul.
When the mercury Is down;
But during Summer's glow.
He can't sell his coal you know.
And of course be goes around look
ing like he was at the funeral of
his mbther-in-law. .
Tom. Tom. the Piper's son.
Stole a pig and away be run;
If he sold it for what pork sells today
He coula meet any fine he had to pay.
gnearnh Falls
(Frank B. Thomas, the Burling
ton "Safety First" man, who is a fre
quent contributor to The Herald, In a
recent number of Sport Afield, con
tributed the fallowing poem on
Spearflsh Falls. At Savoy, South
Dakotja, on the Burlington route,
the Little Spearflsh makes a sheer
descent of one hundred feet to Join
the Big Spearflsh. Both streams are
of crystal clearness, and each Is the
habitat of brook, mountain and Loch
Leven trout.)
A streamlet Is flowing demurely.
Past a marge of cool willows today
Where balm-laden sephyrs allure me
And whisper, "Why hasten away?"
Gray crags upward leap to the azure;
The breeze sets the pine-tops astir,
The waves croon a lay In soft meas
ure; The air hath the fragrance of
myrrh.
A furlong, or so, let's be going,
And, lo! what a change In tbe
scene!
The water Is turbulent growing
Quite vanished that Indolent mien.
Leaping on with an impetus glorious,
Naught checks its Impetuous dash,
Each barrier proves It victorious
Away, with a plunge and a splash!
Past bridges, In torrets, It flanshes.
While foam-crested waves touch
the shore;
Then swift to the brink see! It
dashes
And plunges with deafening roar!
It sings to Big Brother a greeting
A song far too grand for my pen
And the mists veil the Joys of that
meeting,
Where the tides meet and blend in
the glen.
HEAR WITHOUT EARS
Police and Detectives Are Using Lip
Heading in Place of the
Dictagraph
Thousands of deaf people are today
thrqwing away all hearing devices
and enjoying all conversation. This
method is easily and quickly acquired
thru our system. Absolutely the only
thing of Its kind in the country. Our
proposition is entirely original. We
guarantee results, it will amaze you.
Cost Is trifling. See what New Inter
national Encyclopaedia says on Lir
Reading. Hundreds of people wltb
normal hearing are taking up Lip
ReadUig for the many adidtional ben
nflts gained. You can understand
what the actors are saying in the
moving pictures. You can under
stand what people are saying just an
far away as you can see them. The
eye understands beyond the range of
hearing. Send no money, but men
tion this paper and state whether or
not you are deaf. All particulars
will be sent you absolutely free and
with no expense to you. Address,
School of Lip Language, Kansas City,
Missouri.
CAHKAUK WAYS
Cabbages are generally plentiful,
and there are plenty of ways of pre
paring them, too, so as to make them
acceptable without monotony. Here
are Just a few ways worth trying:
Cabbage with Onion
Cut up a large onion fine and put
it into a kettle with two large table
spoons of lard or meat drippings; let
the onion fry a golden brown. Have
ready a small head of cabbage cut
fine .put In the hot fat with the onion
stir well and cover closely. Open
occasionally to give a good stirring;
be careful not to let it scorch. After
the cabbage has steamed about fif
teen minutes .add boiling water to
cover. By the time the water has
boiled away, the cabbage should be
tender. Add Bait and pepper and a
tablespoon of sugar, also a little vin
egar may be added, but may be omit
ted, according to taste. It is nice to
add two tart, finely chopped apples
to the caiibage, when you add the hot
water.
(ieiman "Dampfkraut"
Chop cabbage very fine and boii
until tender, then drain dry. Cut an
apple in small pieces and run tnru
food chotmer. mix well wltn tne
drained cabbage, and season to taste.
Have readv several slices of bacon
cut into small pieces, and fry to a
golden brown. Stir this in with th"
cabbage and the apple, adding a
heaoine teaspoon of sugar. Put this
io a pudding dish and bake.
Hot Slaw
Cut cabbage very fine, and when
the potatoes are ready to drain, pour
the boiling water from them over the
cabbage. Cover and let stand unti'
it Is thoroughly hot. then drain. Add
a finely minced onion, salt and pep
per to taste, and a large tablespoon
of meat frylnfes. melted. Mix well
then heat a little vinegar ana pour
over, and mix again.
IS IT YOUH KIDXKYS?
Don't Mistake the Causw of Your
Trouble
Mnv neonle never suspect their
kidneys. If Buffering from a lame
weak or aching back they think that
it Ib only muscular weakness; when
urinary trouble sets In they think it
will soon correct itself. And so It is
with all tbe other symptoms of kid
nev disorders. That is where the
dancer often lies. You should real
lie that these troubles often lead to
Hrnnnv or Hrieht's disease. An ef
fective remedy for weak or diseased
kidnevs la Doan's Kidney Fills, uesi
dents ri this vicinity are constantly
testifying.
Mrs. O. Pearson, Sidney, Nebr,
tnvi: 4,I suffered considerably from
wiaVnPM and lameness in my back
.md other svrantoms if kidney trou
hie Doan'a Kidney Pills strengthen
ed my kidneys and relieved the aches
nd pains. I gladly recommend
Dean's Kidney Pills to other kidney
sufferers." tA
Pi ice 50c. at all dealers. Don t
.imt.lv ask for a kidney remedy
irt Doan's Kidney Pills the same
ih.t Mra. Pearson had. Foster-Mil
burn Co.. Props., Buffalo. N. Y.
Adv May 4-11
I, iinmiiiii '.nr-jS,
The most practical ideas of style, quality, refine
ment and comfort embodied in the Ford Coupelet.
A storm-proof, cozy closed car, or a snappy road
ster the change can be made in 2 minutes. The
deep cushions, the wide, richly upholstered seat,
mean comfort and pleasure. Ford Coupelet $590;
Runabout $390; Touring Car $440; Town Car $640;
Sedan $740, f. o. b. Detroit. On sale at
FORD GARAGE
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Sanitary Washable Walls
Imagine your home finished in soft, restful tones. The walls
and ceilings in a finish rich as velvet, yet of a material that could
be cleaned washed with mild soap and water without injury.
Lincoln Walamo
makes this possible in your home. It is really a flat, lustreless,
washable paint, and it isn't expensive. We furnish it in suitable
tints and colors for all styles of decoration. Why not ask us to
estimate the amount you need for those rooms that need refinish
ingf F. E. H OLSTEN
Dray Phone 64
GLACIER NATIONAL PARKTHIS SUMMER
WILL DELIGHT THOUSANDS
Now is the time to plan a vacation tour. You will want such a
complcte'chango of environment as will drive out every thought of
work, and free your system from the torpor of monotony. Glacier
Park will give you such deep, high and wide pictures of nature's mag
nificence as to calm your mind, worn with petty worries.
Glacier is the indescribable climax of the grandeur of the Rock
ies. Here you penetrate into localities of hidden mountain lakes and
into the depth of forests; you reach mysterious sources of cascades
and torresnts tumbling from melting glaciers. You zig-zag over
mountain passes along Government trails that yield to the beholder
Mich glorious perspectives of weird topography in countless hues,
that word painting or any kind of a painting seems eheap and futile.
This is, too, a delightful vacation land. Here are resources for
every tourist. "Good management and good nature" is the Law of
the Park. Let me send you Glacier Park pub
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DYE & OWENS
Transfer Line
HOUSEHOLD GOODS
moved promptly, and
Transfer Work solicit
ed. Residence phone 636 and Blue 674
lications; they will make to you a strong ap
peal to renew your energies in that land.
J. KKIDKLllAl'Ull, Ticket Agent, Alliance, Neb.
U V. WAKK1.KY, General Panger Agent,
, 1004 Far nam Street, Omaha, Neb.
