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He was dressed in a light-fitting suit of tbe latest cut, and his whole costume was a dream of sartorial refinement. And he was plainly embarrassed when he entered the editor's office. "I was intensely shocked to read a notice In your paper of my engage ment," he began. "I cannot tell you how shocked I was. I was positive ly chagrined. My fiancee was cha grined. We were all chagrined. How much for fifty, copies of the puper?" Misplaced Sympathy Through the busy downtown streets a stalwart policeman led a lit tle child by the hand. A motherly looking young woman paused before them for a moment. Then, in a sud den burst of sympathy, she bent over the child and kissed her. " "Poor lamb! She looks so cold and starved like, and she hasn't been washed for a week. Some folks cannot be trust ed with children, wicked, cruel things they are. Where did you find the child, policeman?" "Find the child, woman?" snorted the policeman, angrily. "I didn't find her at all. She's my own kid." The Life Express If an Interesting Journey You should care some time to take, A Journey that would be worth while. And one you'd care to make Just board the rapid Life Express; Get on at Babyhood, And travel over hill and dale. And through Achievement Wood. The road thru Childhood swiftly runs; The station next is Youth; Beyond that step is Middle Age. Deep in the Vale of Truth; Old Age is reached on schedule time, It takes away one's breath To speed so swiftly toward the end The terminus is Death. The track grows rougher toward the end; TIb then that you gaze back And count the milestones gray that mark The faHt receding track. At last the grim conductor calls No need for calling twice: "Far as we go. Step lively, please; Change cars for Paradise." A tramp strolled along Wissahick 011 avenue one Sunday afternoon, while a 8 rail dog of uncertain breed followed close to his heels. At Lin coln Drive an auto killed doggie. The chauffeur came back. "My governor told me to give you this. He says he is sorry about your dog. and will you call it square?" Here the chauffeur handed the tramn a new $5 bill, and then re traced his steps to the waiting car. The tramn stared speechless for a moment at the money; then as he stowed it safely In his pocket he turned to the still figure in the road and remarked: "Poor dotrgy! I won der who he belonged to?" Old Joke as They Didn't Originate An Egyptian Princess: "Rameses. you have been sitting around my house for ten years. What do you want, anyhow?" Rameses: "l want you to be my wife." Egyptian Princess: "Oh my! This is so sudden!" Shakespeare: "There are a lot : of pretty chickens on the street today." Bacon: "Yes, one of them Is com ing across." Shakespeare: "By the way, what makes a chicken cross the road?" Bacon: "This one happens to be my wife and she's coming across to take lunch with me." King Solomon (after several hun dred of his wives have brought pil lows for his head, slippers for bis feet, a light for his pipe, and other comforts) : "Ah. I see now why tbey do It. Easter is only a week off and each of them wants ten pieces of sil ver from me, for the purchase of an Easter bonnet." Crippled Mother inne Kliymett Old King Cole Is a merry old soul. When the mercury Is down; But during Summer's glow. He can't sell his coal you know. And of course be goes around look ing like he was at the funeral of his mbther-in-law. . Tom. Tom. the Piper's son. Stole a pig and away be run; If he sold it for what pork sells today He coula meet any fine he had to pay. gnearnh Falls (Frank B. Thomas, the Burling ton "Safety First" man, who is a fre quent contributor to The Herald, In a recent number of Sport Afield, con tributed the fallowing poem on Spearflsh Falls. At Savoy, South Dakotja, on the Burlington route, the Little Spearflsh makes a sheer descent of one hundred feet to Join the Big Spearflsh. Both streams are of crystal clearness, and each Is the habitat of brook, mountain and Loch Leven trout.) A streamlet Is flowing demurely. Past a marge of cool willows today Where balm-laden sephyrs allure me And whisper, "Why hasten away?" Gray crags upward leap to the azure; The breeze sets the pine-tops astir, The waves croon a lay In soft meas ure; The air hath the fragrance of myrrh. A furlong, or so, let's be going, And, lo! what a change In tbe scene! The water Is turbulent growing Quite vanished that Indolent mien. Leaping on with an impetus glorious, Naught checks its Impetuous dash, Each barrier proves It victorious Away, with a plunge and a splash! Past bridges, In torrets, It flanshes. While foam-crested waves touch the shore; Then swift to the brink see! It dashes And plunges with deafening roar! It sings to Big Brother a greeting A song far too grand for my pen And the mists veil the Joys of that meeting, Where the tides meet and blend in the glen. HEAR WITHOUT EARS Police and Detectives Are Using Lip Heading in Place of the Dictagraph Thousands of deaf people are today thrqwing away all hearing devices and enjoying all conversation. This method is easily and quickly acquired thru our system. Absolutely the only thing of Its kind in the country. Our proposition is entirely original. We guarantee results, it will amaze you. Cost Is trifling. See what New Inter national Encyclopaedia says on Lir Reading. Hundreds of people wltb normal hearing are taking up Lip ReadUig for the many adidtional ben nflts gained. You can understand what the actors are saying in the moving pictures. You can under stand what people are saying just an far away as you can see them. The eye understands beyond the range of hearing. Send no money, but men tion this paper and state whether or not you are deaf. All particulars will be sent you absolutely free and with no expense to you. Address, School of Lip Language, Kansas City, Missouri. CAHKAUK WAYS Cabbages are generally plentiful, and there are plenty of ways of pre paring them, too, so as to make them acceptable without monotony. Here are Just a few ways worth trying: Cabbage with Onion Cut up a large onion fine and put it into a kettle with two large table spoons of lard or meat drippings; let the onion fry a golden brown. Have ready a small head of cabbage cut fine .put In the hot fat with the onion stir well and cover closely. Open occasionally to give a good stirring; be careful not to let it scorch. After the cabbage has steamed about fif teen minutes .add boiling water to cover. By the time the water has boiled away, the cabbage should be tender. Add Bait and pepper and a tablespoon of sugar, also a little vin egar may be added, but may be omit ted, according to taste. It is nice to add two tart, finely chopped apples to the caiibage, when you add the hot water. (ieiman "Dampfkraut" Chop cabbage very fine and boii until tender, then drain dry. Cut an apple in small pieces and run tnru food chotmer. mix well wltn tne drained cabbage, and season to taste. Have readv several slices of bacon cut into small pieces, and fry to a golden brown. Stir this in with th" cabbage and the apple, adding a heaoine teaspoon of sugar. Put this io a pudding dish and bake. Hot Slaw Cut cabbage very fine, and when the potatoes are ready to drain, pour the boiling water from them over the cabbage. Cover and let stand unti' it Is thoroughly hot. then drain. Add a finely minced onion, salt and pep per to taste, and a large tablespoon of meat frylnfes. melted. Mix well then heat a little vinegar ana pour over, and mix again. IS IT YOUH KIDXKYS? 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Why not ask us to estimate the amount you need for those rooms that need refinish ingf F. E. H OLSTEN Dray Phone 64 GLACIER NATIONAL PARKTHIS SUMMER WILL DELIGHT THOUSANDS Now is the time to plan a vacation tour. You will want such a complcte'chango of environment as will drive out every thought of work, and free your system from the torpor of monotony. Glacier Park will give you such deep, high and wide pictures of nature's mag nificence as to calm your mind, worn with petty worries. Glacier is the indescribable climax of the grandeur of the Rock ies. Here you penetrate into localities of hidden mountain lakes and into the depth of forests; you reach mysterious sources of cascades and torresnts tumbling from melting glaciers. You zig-zag over mountain passes along Government trails that yield to the beholder Mich glorious perspectives of weird topography in countless hues, that word painting or any kind of a painting seems eheap and futile. This is, too, a delightful vacation land. Here are resources for every tourist. "Good management and good nature" is the Law of the Park. Let me send you Glacier Park pub jHipii I lilfllii!' , It ;ii:iiiiiiiii;m;iiiiiiiiii;iiii;iiii;tmtmmn virSk ' h &MtlzN'-Ji v. .It.-.S.'."::!. DYE & OWENS Transfer Line HOUSEHOLD GOODS moved promptly, and Transfer Work solicit ed. Residence phone 636 and Blue 674 lications; they will make to you a strong ap peal to renew your energies in that land. J. KKIDKLllAl'Ull, Ticket Agent, Alliance, Neb. U V. WAKK1.KY, General Panger Agent, , 1004 Far nam Street, Omaha, Neb.