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M troodies that just
m-e-l-t in your mouth
light, fluffy, tender
cakes, biscuits and
doughnuts that just
keep you hanging
'round the pantryall
made with Calumet
the safett, purest, mnit
economical Baking Ton
der. Try It drive awsy
bake-day failures."
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WHEN IN OMAHA VISIT THE
Musical Burlesque
rand New Show
EVERY WEEK
, eitf IMtrtiliwrnit. EfnrMr6oi. Auk JoyWl
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DONT CO HOME SAYING!
1 DIDN'T VISITTHE QAYETY
Wlin (JliMl)M I)rie
Vhn (J1h(1ii drlve--tbe darling 111
tle thin
(Heaven prrsnrve the car that's fol
lowing! )
One might as well concede the right
of way,
And take no chance, but, be that as
It may.
It is of lovely Gladys that 1 Sing.
She gives the bell a little ding-a-ling;
Iter course is zig-aag, or around a
ring.
Or eatecorner one can never say
When Gladys drives.
Her feelings I'd not hurt for any
thing, Hut if aho ever hita a person blng!
(She hit a traffic cop the other day,
And then there was the deuce and all
to pay)
She manages to get them ou the wing
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The lioofcter'a Crown
I never wrote a famous play
Like those that Shakespeare wrote,
Nor yet in verse or roundelay
Struck the Miltonic note;
1 never painted anything
Like Michaelangelo,
Nor does my oratory ring
Like that of Cicero.
Upon the stage I must confess
I'm not a second Booth,
Nor yet do I pretend to dress ,
Like Beau Brummel In truth;
No symphonies have I composed
To rival llerr Mozart,
Nor nature's secrets have disclosed
With Luther Burbank'a art.
No continents have I explored
Like Ponce De Leon,
Nor ever led the conquering horde,
As did Napoleon;
No master of finance am I,
As Rockefeller Is;
In science I'd not qualify
With the late Agassis.
At statesmanship 1 must admit
I'm not a Talleyrand;
On no Inventions have I hit
With Edison's command;
Yet on my tomb let all men read
My one claim to renown.
That mine was not a knocker's creed
"HE BOOSTED HIS HOME TOWN."
Brown had the reputation of being
very fond of money, und when bis
c!:twH clotted around a dollar the coin
was a whole lot safer than if it re
posed in a burglar-proof safe. One
Sunday evening Browu attended
church, probiibly because he had no
other place to go. When the contri
bution plate was passed he didn't
make any motions like a generous
donation. "Excuse me. sir." said
the deacon, who was a good colector,
persiaienlly holding the plate before
Brown, "wouldn't you like to make
a small contribution?" "No, sir," re
sponded Brown, rather emphatically,
"I am not in the habit of making
contributions of this kind." "Then
take something from the plate, sir,"
said the deacon in a louder voice,
this money is for the heathen." Ex.
"What did you way?" "House afire!
Quirk!" The lady smiled. "Is that
all?" she smiled sweetly. "WeB."
replied the man hopelessly, ' that's
all I (Hi) think of Just now."
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The King Stranger How old
your baby brother, little girl?
The Little Girl He's a this year's
model.
"Now, Dorothy." said the teacher
to a small pupil, "can you tell me
what a panther Is?"
"Yeth, ma'am," lisped Dorothy.
"A panther 1th a man that makths
pantos." .
Little Molly had been very trying
all day. That evening, when her
grown-up sister was putting her to
bed, she said she hoped the child
would be a better girl tomorrow and
would not make everybody unhappy
with her naughty temper. Molly lis
tened In silence, thought hard for a
few moments, and then said wisely:
"Yes, when It's me it's temper;
when It's you, It's nerves.
An old lady once died at Spa. Her
nephew and heir ordered the body
sent home. But when the young
man opened the coflin to have one
last look at the remains he beheld in
stead of his beloved Aunt Jemima,
the corpse of a general in full uni
form, the breast covered with medals.
The young man wired at once to Spa,
receiving In a few hours the follow
ing answer:
"Give general quiet funeral. Aunt
Jemima burled this morning with
full military honors, regimental band
and twenty-one-gun salute."
"My husband does nothing ' but
read."
"And mine is always going fish
ing. If a man Isn't a bookworm he
Is an angleworm."
OPEN KANSAS LAUDS
A man was walking along the
street, and he saw a house on nre.
He rushed across the way and rang
the bell. After some time a lady,
who proved to be slightly deaf, ap
peared at the door. "Madam, your
house is on fire." "What did you
say?" The man begun dancing up
and down. He pointed above. "I
said your house is afire! Flames
bursting out! No time to lose!"
Can of Paint ,
and Shingle FreeW
KaiiMAt Forent Heeerve to be Opened
by (rovenunent to liotneftteud
Kutry on November 1,
Washington, D. C, October 21
The President, upon recommendation
of secretary of the Interior Lane and
Secretary of Agriculture Houston,
has signed a proclamation abolishing
the Kansas National Forest, to take
effect on December 1, 191G.
This national forest is located In
Finuey, Kearny, Grant, Hamilton and
Haskell counties, comprising the
sand-hill region of western Kansas,
and the public lands therein aggre
gate lo8,723 acres of the total of
262.787 acres within Its exterior lim
its. Of these 138,729 acres, 3,022
are withdrawn pending proposed leg
islation to reserve the same as a
game refuge, there being a small
herd of antelope in that region be
lieved to be the last of their kind in
i western Kansas.
These lauds will be enterable un
i der the 320-acre homestead act. Ai
I plications to enter, however, may be
flled either by mail or In person on
land after November 1, 1915, with
the register and receiver of the Unit
ed States land office at Dodge City,
Kansas, and those received by the
register and receiver from November
1 to November 26, if In proper form
and accompanied by the required
payment, will be allowed ou Decem
ber 1, 1915. In case of conflicting
applications and only one of the ap
plicants aleges settlement initiated
prior to the reservation and since
maintained, his application shall be
allowed and the others rejected. If
two or more conflicting applications
are received, each containing allega
tions of such prior settlement, a
hearing shall be ordered to deternir
ine the priority of right, and it shall
be restricted to those alleging such
right. Where there are applications
or statements conflicting in whole or
In part In which no one of the sever
al applicants claims such a prior set
tlement, the rights of the respective
applicants will be determined by a
public drawing to be conducted by
the register and receiver at the
Dodge City land office, beginning at
10 o'clock a.' m. December 1.
Any further information may be
obtained from the register and re
ceiver of the United States land of
fice at Dodge City, Kansas.
HAD PLEASANT VACATION
All the talk in the world would never sell a can of paint to a
man who knows good paint when he sees it.
He buys paint on its merits, not its claims.
We waut everyone who has a barn to paint to come In and get
a sample can of Standby Barn Paint. We want you to see for your
self what a good paint It is.
Be sure and get the shingle paluted one and two coats take it
home, paint a shingle of your own, and put ours and yours side by
side and compare them. You will find you can duplicate the result
wun
15f Barn Paint
a other word thi Ik mot a "Show-Shlniflo If g painted
t as you would Dami it. and thowi turn actual tiuiah nf
Standby faint.
Read the Formula
You wlH see It contain the highest perv-entace of oil of any barn paint oa
the market. Th liquid analy.ie tliowa 4-1. 7 4 pure Lim.ee! Oil. 56 3 (Heavy
Jupao. fJ.arly half (Ae liquid u oil. We don't have to toll you uju U wUon
you that.
We give you a (ample to show Its color and finish -how amoothly It worki
tinder the brant) and bow it cover. ,
We call your attention to ttie ulteh percentage of oil.
Wm aureate lt ntearin- ee'" for rive year property applied.
Stop :n our ttore (or four aeaiple. Try It oa your barn door. Match I be
painted aUingle.
DIERK'S LUMBER and COAL CO.
Alliance, Nebraska
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When a man walks by you on the
way home to-night with a light, youthful
step - don't envy him. Just make up your
mind to come down here tomorrow and Bet the
tami shoes he wears the famous Dr. A. Reed Cushion
Shoes. Then, you can skip along yourself like a twehre
J - y
Reed shoes are the easiest shoes on earth. Nothing else tike
thert if you have to walk much. Na tired, aching feet, then. For
the soft cushion insoles support the arches of your feet, distribute
your weight evenly and make walking a delight
We'd just like to have you try on one pai. and see how comfortably
they fit the first time. That's convincing enough for everybody.
And if you're "finicky" on style or leather we're a wide
variety U both to show ,Tyou. Come in tomorrow.
Dr.A. M l,inO
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Seven Wwks ou Vacation Trip
in California ami Other l'olnt
Howard Keddish, young Alliance
business man, returned Sunday uooii
from a vacation trip of seven weeks,
most of the time of which was spent
In California. He visited the expos
ition at San Francisco and at San
Diego. lie also visited with an aunt
and uncle at Santa Barbara.
Mr. Reddish spent four weeks at
Long Beach, visiting with Ward Hu
bendall and mother, who recently left
Alliance to make their home there.
Howard spent much time at Univer
sal City and other towns which have
been built up exclusively for the mak
ing of moving pictures. He found
much to Interest him in these won
derful "play towns" where some
thing new happens every day.
Howard met several Alliance peo
ple, among them Mrs. Charles Tully,
Miss Josle Hampton, Judge L. A.
Berry, and Webster Bernhardt, who
formerly lived here. -
. New Lands for llomextead Entry
Upon the recommendation of Sec
retary of the Interior Lane, the pres
ident has signed a proclamation op
ening to homestead entry over one
hundred thousand acres of land in
North Dakota. These lands were for
merly within the Fort Berthold In
llan reservation, and have been re
served from disposition because of
their containing coal. The lands
wil be claslfled, without regard to
their coal value, as agricultural land
of first nd second class, grailng land
and timber land, and appraised ac
cordingly. The appraised price must
The coal in these lands will be re
served to the government and the
homestead entryman will receive pat
ent for the surface only unless it be
shown that the land does not contain
coal. The coal deposits are subject
to disposition under the coal-land
laws in effect at the time of such disposition.
By the terms of the proclamation
these lands will not become subject
to homestead entry until late in the
spring of 1916. Public notice of the
proclamation and the regulations
thereunder will be given later.
Open New Sugar Factory
The Herald has received a letter
from the Sheridan Commercial Club,
at Sheridan, Wyoming, announcing
the opening of the new million dol
lar beet sugar factory there on Sat
urday, October 23. An elaborate
program has been arranged. Gover
nor Kendrlck and other prominent
men will speak. A general invita
tion is extended to the neighbors of
Sheridan to attend the opening of
the ttrst Bugar factory to be built in
Wyoming.
There is no
after-glow
When you blow out a
Safe Home match, it is
OUT. And it stays out.
Every Safe Homematch
is chemically treated to
prevent after-glow,
Safe Home matches
are extra long and extra
strong
The extra length means
extra service.
SafeHome matchesare
non -poisonous. They
are safe to have in the
home.
All grocers.
Sc a box.
The Diamond Match
Company
Special Sale
of Slightly Used Sewing
Machines
During Market Week
Nearly new drop head
standard machine.
Good Singer machine.
$15.00
20.00
15.00
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NON'POISOMOU!
Another Good Singer
machine,
Other machines from $5. up.
New Singer machines atv regular
prices sold on payments of $2. per
month. Allowance made for old
machines.
D. G. BATES, Manager
Singer Sewing Machine Company
Headquarters, Snyder Cigar Store. Alliance, Nebr.
210 Box Butte An. Phone 15
Always the Best Work
PAINTING, PAPER HANGING
AND DECORATING
Estimate gladly furnished Work guaranteed to pie a
FHONC BLACK 282 B. V. REEVES ALLIANCE. NCIS.
be paid ln addition to meeting the
requirements of the homestead law
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