3CC 3G f tt GoodiCvs! M troodies that just m-e-l-t in your mouth light, fluffy, tender cakes, biscuits and doughnuts that just keep you hanging 'round the pantryall made with Calumet the safett, purest, mnit economical Baking Ton der. Try It drive awsy bake-day failures." R !! Hlakeet Award Krw rmfc Pnnk Ft S: Blip tn i"ond Cnn. t!lmim .1 i U, mmm 3n iICAGO Cheap and big canBaUngPowdera do not -. - i Bavtyou money. tammnonr-n a rurc and far superior to sour milk and anda. WHEN IN OMAHA VISIT THE Musical Burlesque rand New Show EVERY WEEK , eitf IMtrtiliwrnit. EfnrMr6oi. Auk JoyWl UOIlli' DIME ftUTlltf OalU DONT CO HOME SAYING! 1 DIDN'T VISITTHE QAYETY Wlin (JliMl)M I)rie Vhn (J1h(1ii drlve--tbe darling 111 tle thin (Heaven prrsnrve the car that's fol lowing! ) One might as well concede the right of way, And take no chance, but, be that as It may. It is of lovely Gladys that 1 Sing. She gives the bell a little ding-a-ling; Iter course is zig-aag, or around a ring. Or eatecorner one can never say When Gladys drives. Her feelings I'd not hurt for any thing, Hut if aho ever hita a person blng! (She hit a traffic cop the other day, And then there was the deuce and all to pay) She manages to get them ou the wing W a I h Id rv e O y D e n s s. The lioofcter'a Crown I never wrote a famous play Like those that Shakespeare wrote, Nor yet in verse or roundelay Struck the Miltonic note; 1 never painted anything Like Michaelangelo, Nor does my oratory ring Like that of Cicero. Upon the stage I must confess I'm not a second Booth, Nor yet do I pretend to dress , Like Beau Brummel In truth; No symphonies have I composed To rival llerr Mozart, Nor nature's secrets have disclosed With Luther Burbank'a art. No continents have I explored Like Ponce De Leon, Nor ever led the conquering horde, As did Napoleon; No master of finance am I, As Rockefeller Is; In science I'd not qualify With the late Agassis. At statesmanship 1 must admit I'm not a Talleyrand; On no Inventions have I hit With Edison's command; Yet on my tomb let all men read My one claim to renown. That mine was not a knocker's creed "HE BOOSTED HIS HOME TOWN." Brown had the reputation of being very fond of money, und when bis c!:twH clotted around a dollar the coin was a whole lot safer than if it re posed in a burglar-proof safe. One Sunday evening Browu attended church, probiibly because he had no other place to go. When the contri bution plate was passed he didn't make any motions like a generous donation. "Excuse me. sir." said the deacon, who was a good colector, persiaienlly holding the plate before Brown, "wouldn't you like to make a small contribution?" "No, sir," re sponded Brown, rather emphatically, "I am not in the habit of making contributions of this kind." "Then take something from the plate, sir," said the deacon in a louder voice, this money is for the heathen." Ex. "What did you way?" "House afire! Quirk!" The lady smiled. "Is that all?" she smiled sweetly. "WeB." replied the man hopelessly, ' that's all I (Hi) think of Just now." is The King Stranger How old your baby brother, little girl? The Little Girl He's a this year's model. "Now, Dorothy." said the teacher to a small pupil, "can you tell me what a panther Is?" "Yeth, ma'am," lisped Dorothy. "A panther 1th a man that makths pantos." . Little Molly had been very trying all day. That evening, when her grown-up sister was putting her to bed, she said she hoped the child would be a better girl tomorrow and would not make everybody unhappy with her naughty temper. Molly lis tened In silence, thought hard for a few moments, and then said wisely: "Yes, when It's me it's temper; when It's you, It's nerves. An old lady once died at Spa. Her nephew and heir ordered the body sent home. But when the young man opened the coflin to have one last look at the remains he beheld in stead of his beloved Aunt Jemima, the corpse of a general in full uni form, the breast covered with medals. The young man wired at once to Spa, receiving In a few hours the follow ing answer: "Give general quiet funeral. Aunt Jemima burled this morning with full military honors, regimental band and twenty-one-gun salute." "My husband does nothing ' but read." "And mine is always going fish ing. If a man Isn't a bookworm he Is an angleworm." OPEN KANSAS LAUDS A man was walking along the street, and he saw a house on nre. He rushed across the way and rang the bell. After some time a lady, who proved to be slightly deaf, ap peared at the door. "Madam, your house is on fire." "What did you say?" The man begun dancing up and down. He pointed above. "I said your house is afire! Flames bursting out! No time to lose!" Can of Paint , and Shingle FreeW KaiiMAt Forent Heeerve to be Opened by (rovenunent to liotneftteud Kutry on November 1, Washington, D. C, October 21 The President, upon recommendation of secretary of the Interior Lane and Secretary of Agriculture Houston, has signed a proclamation abolishing the Kansas National Forest, to take effect on December 1, 191G. This national forest is located In Finuey, Kearny, Grant, Hamilton and Haskell counties, comprising the sand-hill region of western Kansas, and the public lands therein aggre gate lo8,723 acres of the total of 262.787 acres within Its exterior lim its. Of these 138,729 acres, 3,022 are withdrawn pending proposed leg islation to reserve the same as a game refuge, there being a small herd of antelope in that region be lieved to be the last of their kind in i western Kansas. These lauds will be enterable un i der the 320-acre homestead act. Ai I plications to enter, however, may be flled either by mail or In person on land after November 1, 1915, with the register and receiver of the Unit ed States land office at Dodge City, Kansas, and those received by the register and receiver from November 1 to November 26, if In proper form and accompanied by the required payment, will be allowed ou Decem ber 1, 1915. In case of conflicting applications and only one of the ap plicants aleges settlement initiated prior to the reservation and since maintained, his application shall be allowed and the others rejected. If two or more conflicting applications are received, each containing allega tions of such prior settlement, a hearing shall be ordered to deternir ine the priority of right, and it shall be restricted to those alleging such right. Where there are applications or statements conflicting in whole or In part In which no one of the sever al applicants claims such a prior set tlement, the rights of the respective applicants will be determined by a public drawing to be conducted by the register and receiver at the Dodge City land office, beginning at 10 o'clock a.' m. December 1. Any further information may be obtained from the register and re ceiver of the United States land of fice at Dodge City, Kansas. HAD PLEASANT VACATION All the talk in the world would never sell a can of paint to a man who knows good paint when he sees it. He buys paint on its merits, not its claims. We waut everyone who has a barn to paint to come In and get a sample can of Standby Barn Paint. We want you to see for your self what a good paint It is. Be sure and get the shingle paluted one and two coats take it home, paint a shingle of your own, and put ours and yours side by side and compare them. You will find you can duplicate the result wun 15f Barn Paint a other word thi Ik mot a "Show-Shlniflo If g painted t as you would Dami it. and thowi turn actual tiuiah nf Standby faint. Read the Formula You wlH see It contain the highest perv-entace of oil of any barn paint oa the market. Th liquid analy.ie tliowa 4-1. 7 4 pure Lim.ee! Oil. 56 3 (Heavy Jupao. fJ.arly half (Ae liquid u oil. We don't have to toll you uju U wUon you that. We give you a (ample to show Its color and finish -how amoothly It worki tinder the brant) and bow it cover. , We call your attention to ttie ulteh percentage of oil. Wm aureate lt ntearin- ee'" for rive year property applied. Stop :n our ttore (or four aeaiple. Try It oa your barn door. Match I be painted aUingle. DIERK'S LUMBER and COAL CO. Alliance, Nebraska I TJ1 I BUY CF THE ALLIANCE SHOE STORE S. A. MILLER REASON NO. 2 vW E H A V E S H O E S FOR A L Wkwmmmm i iiiph hi TheManWhro Walks By ou- When a man walks by you on the way home to-night with a light, youthful step - don't envy him. Just make up your mind to come down here tomorrow and Bet the tami shoes he wears the famous Dr. A. Reed Cushion Shoes. Then, you can skip along yourself like a twehre J - y Reed shoes are the easiest shoes on earth. Nothing else tike thert if you have to walk much. Na tired, aching feet, then. For the soft cushion insoles support the arches of your feet, distribute your weight evenly and make walking a delight We'd just like to have you try on one pai. and see how comfortably they fit the first time. That's convincing enough for everybody. And if you're "finicky" on style or leather we're a wide variety U both to show ,Tyou. Come in tomorrow. Dr.A. M l,inO Shoo J. P. Seilta See Ce. Stir, OhHaaa. i&scuantow COHPRUSISUIWS nUUkSALUOrrUIM! TOW t OfSflOK SWFOATi MOT .4 auwoa rii houjw ruas L E G ? w ii A ii G S II A G A tl S R U B B E R S 0 V E R S II 0 E S 10 per cent REMEMBER per cent ma8iimm Young AlUiuire ItiiiiitHM Man Si-iit Seven Wwks ou Vacation Trip in California ami Other l'olnt Howard Keddish, young Alliance business man, returned Sunday uooii from a vacation trip of seven weeks, most of the time of which was spent In California. He visited the expos ition at San Francisco and at San Diego. lie also visited with an aunt and uncle at Santa Barbara. Mr. Reddish spent four weeks at Long Beach, visiting with Ward Hu bendall and mother, who recently left Alliance to make their home there. Howard spent much time at Univer sal City and other towns which have been built up exclusively for the mak ing of moving pictures. He found much to Interest him in these won derful "play towns" where some thing new happens every day. Howard met several Alliance peo ple, among them Mrs. Charles Tully, Miss Josle Hampton, Judge L. A. Berry, and Webster Bernhardt, who formerly lived here. - . New Lands for llomextead Entry Upon the recommendation of Sec retary of the Interior Lane, the pres ident has signed a proclamation op ening to homestead entry over one hundred thousand acres of land in North Dakota. These lands were for merly within the Fort Berthold In llan reservation, and have been re served from disposition because of their containing coal. The lands wil be claslfled, without regard to their coal value, as agricultural land of first nd second class, grailng land and timber land, and appraised ac cordingly. The appraised price must The coal in these lands will be re served to the government and the homestead entryman will receive pat ent for the surface only unless it be shown that the land does not contain coal. The coal deposits are subject to disposition under the coal-land laws in effect at the time of such disposition. By the terms of the proclamation these lands will not become subject to homestead entry until late in the spring of 1916. Public notice of the proclamation and the regulations thereunder will be given later. Open New Sugar Factory The Herald has received a letter from the Sheridan Commercial Club, at Sheridan, Wyoming, announcing the opening of the new million dol lar beet sugar factory there on Sat urday, October 23. An elaborate program has been arranged. Gover nor Kendrlck and other prominent men will speak. A general invita tion is extended to the neighbors of Sheridan to attend the opening of the ttrst Bugar factory to be built in Wyoming. There is no after-glow When you blow out a Safe Home match, it is OUT. And it stays out. Every Safe Homematch is chemically treated to prevent after-glow, Safe Home matches are extra long and extra strong The extra length means extra service. SafeHome matchesare non -poisonous. They are safe to have in the home. All grocers. Sc a box. The Diamond Match Company Special Sale of Slightly Used Sewing Machines During Market Week Nearly new drop head standard machine. Good Singer machine. $15.00 20.00 15.00 mi NON'POISOMOU! Another Good Singer machine, Other machines from $5. up. New Singer machines atv regular prices sold on payments of $2. per month. Allowance made for old machines. D. G. BATES, Manager Singer Sewing Machine Company Headquarters, Snyder Cigar Store. Alliance, Nebr. 210 Box Butte An. Phone 15 Always the Best Work PAINTING, PAPER HANGING AND DECORATING Estimate gladly furnished Work guaranteed to pie a FHONC BLACK 282 B. V. REEVES ALLIANCE. NCIS. be paid ln addition to meeting the requirements of the homestead law I 4 II