Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, May 26, 1921, Image 6

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    DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD
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IOIIN,G- EKJVICE In a new size package
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Help That Bad Back !
Why be mtFornble with o "bad back?''
It' time you found out w't i wrong!
Kidney weakness often causes rmHi
rmfferinR from backache, lameness,
rheumatic pains, hcadnchet dwjnoM
and kidney irregularities. Neglected,
it may lead to dropsy, gravel or Bright
disease, but if taken in time it 11 usu
ally easily corrected by using Doan't
Kidney Pills. Doan't have hclptd
thousands. Asli your neiyhborl
A South Dakota Case
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Mrs William II
Ilo.iglln, Springfield,
8. D., snys. "I wan In
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bad Bhnpc with my r?
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constant
t, dull pnin AE V5V,
ncroflii my kidney
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Afif lr t-.tnk tin .tn' V'F.J V
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thlriK, I could bnnli, ,
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In other ways too I- it
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Pills. Tlioy pui roc on fig
my feet nnd ninle melrj
reel lino a mucrcni a
woman." I
Gtt Dotn't at Any Store, 60c a Doz
DOAN'S'yaiv
FOSTER. MILDURN CO., BUFFALO, N. Y.
DON'T
DESPAIR
Jf you ore troubled with paino or
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indigestion, insomnia; painful pas
sage of urine, you will find relief in
COLD MEDAL
mm'0M
iwra.-MH:fc
f ho world's standard remedy for kidney,
liver, bladder and uric acid troubles and
National Remedy of Holland since 1696.
Three sizes, all druggists.
Look for the name Gold MeJl on every box
nd accept no Imitation
COCKROACHES
EASILY KILLED
TODAY
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Mpf llV aC?! talP'TLKOjrVriTt rl "'e nrc I,oro nonor'ng service," f-nys
i tP i JS'li fl IwMvBraiT It'lT- Genernl Simiinernll.
y. Z 1 M limfnu ill mK'j Mijt !WK 7 " army Is stronger tlinn Its notv
Jm "VT i.ii ji i ln Tt ..w. toH.? oointnlssloned olllcers," snys General .
'FsJvJD vAH Jya IT'j itPMsmeSfmfl J Kdwurds, lute coininnnder of the
ffyW MA JfAMfh V' J cyj y5wify'rffiJL2j Twenty-sixth Division, now coiniiiand-15-Vr
rtfr WjflL -!nAshU&fw7 l"K " "Hsatle of the First Division.
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AjMb. 111
DY USINO THE GENUINE
Stearns' Electric Paste
Also HUItK IIKATII to Waterbrwi, Ann, Hat
lod Mice. Tiiumi prta arn llio rrrateit enrriorsot
lliiaa ana MUHT 111! KILI.IiU. TUoy dcltruj
kotli food and proportjr.
Dlrnctlons In Ulanguacn In ercrr box.
Ileadj for uso-two uliei 85c nnJ WHO.
U. H. Clovurninviit liuya It.
Mrs. Hicks Relieved
By Four Eatonks
MI hnvo tnken four Entonlc tnblets
antl they relieved mo of sour stomach.
I recommend It to everybody," suvh
Mrs. O. P. lliclts.
If stomach Is not iIlgcstliiK your
food; If you hnvo sourness, blontliiK,
food repenting, Indigestion or ncid
stomach, Hutonlc will remove the
cause by tnklng tip and carrying out
tho acidity nnd gnscs, bringing, quick
relief and healthy digestion. Why suf
fer stomach trouble? Why npt keep
your digestion normnl mid enjoy good
health? An Entonlc tnken after each
nicnrwill prevent discomfort nnd pain.
Mnko tho test today nnd bco how
quickly this wonderful romedy acts.
It cotnes ln handy tnblet form. Carry
It with you. A big bor costs only a
trifle with your druggist's guarantee.
MICV CI V VII I CD placed ANYwnmta
ALI, FLIES, peat,
eltan.orauncrttal.eorM
vralent, chaan. lAta
all aoaaon. Uada ot
metal, can't pill or
tlpoTrrs will not ad!
or Injur anything,
(loarantead elftctlta.
SoM by itralrra. or
6 hi EXl'JIRg.3,
ortpald. 11.23.
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The Velvet Touch
Seap 2Sc, Oiatmtnt 25 tail 50c, Talcum 25c.
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Equipment
Tennis and Golf Goods
Fishing Tackle Camping Outfits
Ask fur Catalogs
Oliion SporlinR Goods Co.
3in-3I7 4th St., Sioux City, la.
Good Farmers Wanted
VERY time nn "Old
Timer" reaches the day
of his retirement from
the military service,
closes his account
with the United States
army, nnd leaves for
civil parts, It Impresses
the writer as If an hon
ored athlete had Just crossed the llnlsh
Ingllneof a grueling rnce. Many drop
out ln the early stnges of the army
ninmthon, nnd comparatively fuwhave
tho fortitude and heart to stick It
out.
Those who love tho service and glvo
everything, Including that greatest of
American gifts, individuality, can
nppreaclate the deep sense of duty and
loyalty thnt prompts a man to remain
lit service to country for moro than
20 years. To allow such a one to slip
quietly out of camp, with no co-ordinated
expression of godspeed from his
comrades, seems to border on lack of
appreciation of that long, unselfish
service, and In these dnys of constant,
changes tho suggestion mny not be
nmlss.
A sturdy athlete crossing the 11 nl. si i
lino after covering a long stretch of
distance Is acclaimed by all his
fellows, feted and bedecked with
trophies. Would nrmy morals suffer
o'r gain by officially recognizing a re
tiring soldier ln some sort of exercises,
with as many as posslblo attending?
The foregoing Is tin editorial ln the
Bridgehead Sentinel, the weekly news
paper of the First Division. It was
written by Lieut. K. Goyne, tho
editor. In view of what It brought,
about, It Is Important. Anyway, It
sots forth tho soldiers' viewpoint.
They will tell you whether "honoring
servlco" "boosts Morale."
Over at Cump Dlx tho other day
the Sixteenth Infantry of the First
Division swept across the parade
grounds In a regimental review. It was
tho ilrst review of the Sixteenth, slnco
It moved Into Camp Dlx, after getting
home from tho Hhlnu vnlley. A
sight to thrill the military heart It
was regimental band playing, wives
and sweethearts grouped about the
pnrade ground where this unit of the
tlrst American forces sent to Franco
i under General Pershing marched with
While the troops stand at attention,
eyes front, ears alert to hear what
is said, Lieutenant G. T. Phlpps' lips
begin to move. He Is reading general
orders No. fi. And what dd you suppose
general orders No. 5 Is all about? Noth
ing about a new Vresident or a new gen
eral or n distinguished foreign visitor
or n new assignment for service.
These general orders ate announcing
the retirement from the United States
army nftcr a long period of service
of a solitary sergeant major a non
commissioned officer who has tolled
away down In the ranks for more thnn
tuenty-threo years!
Sergeant Major Brannan.
.Shinies of democracy! Can It-bo
posslblu thut nil this fuss and feathers
Is ln honor of a single soldier of the
line a noncommissioned olllcer?
True enough ; there he stands by the
side of Colonel Lnccy. He Is Sergeant
Major William F. ("Jack") Brannan,
of regimental headquarters, forty
nine years and four months old, a
sturdy son of the western plains and
a soldier ln the United States army
In almost continuous service since
1S9S. While in the service of Uncle
Sam our friend "Jack" has trod the
soil of Cuba, Alaska, the Philippines,
Hawaii, Mexico and Europe. Here
Is his record for service as they read
It offi
First Colorado Volunteer Infantry
April. 1808, to September 0, 181)9.
Battery A, Eighth Field Artillery-
October 2D, 1000, to October 28, 10011.
Company V, Nineteenth Infantry
December 12, 11)0-1, to December 17,
1007.
N. C. S Nineteenth Infantry De
cember 18, 1007, to December 17, 1910.
N. C. S., Eighth Infantry December
21), 1010, to December 28, 1013.
N. C. S., Sixteenth Infantry August
115, linn, to May ir, 1018.
Headquarters Company, Sixteenth
Infantry May 0, 1018, to August 1,
1010.
Heenllsted In Nleuwled, Germuny,
August 2, 1019, for rotl lenient.
They arn telling tin world (how
faithful this man Brannan has been.
Never once has he lllnched. On nil
his honorable discharges he has re
ceived character "excellent." From
the ilny his regiment wns thrown Into
the advance against the lllndenburg
Ml
the precision of overseas veterans.
' But why tho parade? Well, that's why nc ,,t Cheinln-des-Dniiuw on through
! the foregoing editorial Is Important, the Aigonne campaign until the Get--
Why not buy an Improved runch In the
farauua un ferll1' Judith llnln mid quit
pajtnc cacFiolvo rtntt Own your own homo
V can ajl you any alsod truct of land,
with or without the oil rlvhta, on payment
If Jalred Correspondence Invited.
l'KHOI'H COUNTY STATU HANK
The Hank of X'eraonal Service"
Ilobaon - - - Montuuu
HUMPHREY
The Diry Cleaner and Dyer
Expert Cleaning, Dyeing and' Repairing.
Hats Cleaned.
513 Nebi a.U St., SIOUX CITY, IOWA
1.2G MAMMOTH JACKS
I bato a barraln for you, roiue quick.
V. U lf.(!l.OW'H JACK 1U131
Cedur Itaplda, Iumu
ham: oi.ii coins
Sand 10c for colli and (lamp book
J. M. Aaatrml l'urtluud, No. link,
KREHOU SJllS!
Charles W. Duke tells about It In
I tho Philadelphia Public Lodger thus:
' la close column of ujjjnso, with
Major Smith's second bv'tallon on the
I right, Major Jones' lh.t battalion In
i the center and Major Davidson's third
battalion on the loft, the Sixteenth
i Infantry fallH Into line, right drosses
I and stnndo motionless nwnltlng tie
1 velopments. What Is coming? There
Is Colonel Lnccy In command of his
1 regiment. There nlbo Is Major Gen
! or'd C. P. Summerall, veteran loader
' or tho First Division. Surely some
I thing special Is up.
mans were glen refuge in armistice
Sergeant Major Brnminn wns In the
thick of the lighting.
For conspicuous bravery in battle he , rltlzen.
wns riwurried the French Croix ih oration
(iiierie with pnlnis. His life was con
tinually endangered, but h' escaped It
nil with nary a scratch. Now he has
reached the end of hK contract ot
service anil Is going to retire, lie has
served In nil, including double time
for foreign service, twenty-three
years with the army of Uncle Sam
home lu Cherokee, la., and take them
with him out to California, where he
Is to Invest his nest egg In a farm
"and live happily cer afterward."
"We are hero honoring service," says
General Summerall.
"No army is stronger thnn Its non
commissioned olllcers," says General
Edwards, lute commnnder of the
Twenty-sixth Division, now command
ing a brigade of the First Division.
"In his humble capacity this man
Brannan has served through all these
years. None of the glitter nnd glory
hns been his Just plnln everyday,
old-fashioned hard work. All honor to
the noncoms! They are tho chaps who
build patriotism, who uphold morale,
the very slrew of the army. That's
why they nro honoring Brcnunn In this
way."
Every Man Contributes.
The lieutenant has stopped reading
general order No. .".' He turns to
Sergeant Major Brannan. He hands
him a purse of gold some hundreds
of dollars In all. Every man In the
gallant Sixteenth and many more
friends all through the First Division
have contributed out of their pay. It
Is their way of expressing esteem and
friendship for ".Tuck" Brnnnun. Tho
hand of the veteran trembles a hit
as he accepts It. The moisture of tho
eye Is more eloquent thnn the words
that fall from his lips for he Is not
given to speaking. His long .suit Is
service.
"Attention 1" the cry swings out over
thd review field. A word of command,
the band begins to piny and at tho
call of "Shoulder arms," the rlilcs
swine Into position. In another
moment the Sixteenth Regiment is
on the mnrch. They are passing In
review before Sergeant Major Brannan.
He who hns served unostentutlouly
In the rnnks all these years Is stand
ing by the side of his colonel watching
his comrades of the World war swing
by In review! Thee boys who helped
hurl buck the nilnlona of German
ntitocrucy and then passed In review
before the crowned heads of Europo
are now passing In review before a
"noncoin" sergeant major!
Company after company they nro
coming on. They glvo him the "eyes
right" as they pass before him. But
Sergeant Major Uranium's eyes nre not
"right." He who has laughed at the
whine of a Heinle's shell or stood
Impasslvo before the spectacle of his
pals struck down In cold blood or
stolidly served on the lonely wntch
through -nil these years without the
illckerlng of nn eyelnsh, now stnnds
with great tears coursing down his
cheeks.
Good-bye and Good Luck.
Soon It Is over und then comes
the" llomll As though hu were ono
lone "enemy" against thousands, these
doughboys of the Sixteenth swnrtn
nbout him. They salute him, they
grasp his hand, they wish him good-by
and good luck. The good right arm Is
pumped until It Is sore nnd aching.
The general himself conies to saluto
this veteran "noncoin." It wns tho
general himself who ordered the dein-on-itrntlnn.
"The departure of such a soldier
ns you is a los, not only to the di
vision, but to the army," says Gen
oral Summerall, us he wrings the
hand of Jhe veteran noncoin.
The sergeant major has returned to
his barracks and emerges clad In
civilian clothes the habiliments of a
The khaki suit and the dec
nro folded away within the
hair. He Is gone, but not forgotten,
for "Jack" Brannan was a personality.
In his quiet way he was the friend of
eerybody. From the viewpoint of
the commanding olllcer- this noncoin
missioned olllcer ever exemplltled tho
() lOaTaCLgg
MANY smokers prefer
it. They'll find that
this compact package often
Lucky Strike Cigarettes
will just suit them.
Try them dealers now
carry both sizes: 10 for
lOcts; 20 for 20 cts.
If 9s Toasted
Exasperating.
Two things that try a woman's tem
per nix, to get ready for company that
doesn't come and to have company
come when she isn't ready.
Not to Bo Deceived.
Mr. Newrlch (examining curio)
"Two thousand years old? You can't
kid me! Why, It's only 1021 nowl"
The Passing Show (London).
4Rim Down" People Easy Prey
To Serious Disease
When you get "run down" it
merely means your system is dis
ordered, working poorly. If the
disorder stays small, you may re
main just "run down." But if it
gets worse, you are
downright sick.
Don't wait until your
"run down" condition de
velops into real illness.
Start today toning your
system with an A-l blood
remedy to drive out the
ilMi
impurities, a vegetable medicine
like S.S.S., which has served thou
sands thus in the last half cen
tury. Get S.S.S. from your druggist
right .now. Then write
us about your condition,
addressing Chief Medi
cal. AdviBor, 848 Swift
Laboratory, Atlanta,
Georgia. "We'll send
you medical counsel
free.
tf.iMkirs
f.l MLi jPal J!i 11 fj f-aJl
DOG CAUGHT HIS OWN FISH WHY WHiTEY STAYED HOME
Sportsman Given Authority for Re
markable Story That Appears in
a London Periodical.
The London "zoo" fishing cat which
so steadfastly refuses to show Itself
except at meal times hns a rival In
the fishing dog, says London Answers.
A sportsman was on tho west coast
of Madagascar, when he observed a
dog come out of the thick bush In
front of him and trot briskly down to
the edge of the sea. When it had got
a little way Into the water It stopped
i.nd remnlned perfectly s'tlll, as a
deron might when fishing at home. Its
glance was never once taken off the
water.
Suddenly it thrust its head Into an
oncoming wave, and reappeared with a
large fish ln its mouth. Quickly tnk
lng Its capture ashore It squatted
down and made a hearty meal. After
n while the fishing operation was re
peated, and It was evident to the wit
ness of the Incident that the dog made
a regular practice of It.
The Scots and the English.
The Scots, who first lived lu Ire
land, settled ln the land which now
bears their name, Scotland. The An
gles with other tribes from Germany
settled In what came to be called
Angleland or England.
Stuff He Put Away at Coney Was Too
Much Even for Stomach of
Healthy Boy.
"I couldn't come to work yester
day," said Whitey, the than whomer
of olllce boys. "I was at Coney the
day before an' I et too much." I
"Heaven's sakes, what did yout?"
asked the olllce manager.
"Well," said Whitey, "first we had
peanuts, and then we had three hot
dogs apiece and a ooupla Ice cream
cones. Then we had some popcorn
nnd salt water kisses and red lemon
ade, and then we pushed nnmes on a
pushboard for boxes of candy, nnd I
won a box, and we ct that; they was
chocolates, and then we had some
sassaparllla, because justbefore that
we had some more peanuts, nnd they
wus kinda dry, and finally wo finished
It off with a banana split. After that
we didn't have no more money, so we
didn't ent no more except when a fel
low treated us to a hot fudge sundae
and 'bought us some more peanuts af
terward. New York Sun.
Had Historic Foundation.
"Babes In the Wood" Is founded on
n crime committed ln the Fifteenth
century, the full history of which may
hn Boon cnrvpil on tho ninntol-shelf III
I an ancient house in Norfolk, England.
loyal service that Is pertinent to tho '
life of llm nrinv. Ills 11 fn U n slitiilni
Now he Is lenvlng for the WoM to light to all who follow after In thf
pick up his mother nnd sister back ' ranks of service.
W:
The Flag of Our Country
Tho United Stntes ilug. as finnlly
adopted by congress, was raised ovor
tho houso of representatives at Wash
ington, on April 13, 1818. On March
1 of the same year congress hud en
ucted a law which fixes tho form of
tho fiag for nil time. "That from and
after tho fourth duy of July tho fiag
of the United States be 13 horizon
tal stripes, alternately red and white;
that thv uulon hnvo 20 stars,
white In a .blue field. . . . That
on tho admission of every new state
Into the Union ono star bo added to
tho union of the ling; and thut such
addition shall tuko effect on tho
Foiuth of July next succeeding such
admission." Tho act waa approved
by President Monroe.
No Fear of 13.
Tliero may bo superstition) con
nected with numbers 13 nnd 2!1, but
hotel iiuK.ti jRehloin exnreSS tllQlU
when rooms Spring hoodoo numbers J lng It
nro its-signed to thorn, say hotel clerks.
Tho direction of the bed In the rooms
or the amount of light Is the basis
for moro superstition than Jinx nu
merals, the clerks declare. Dark
looms, the guests object, nro "spooky,"
nnd they Jo not cure to occupy them.
Their protest ugnlnst the direction In
which a bed is pointing Is mndo on
tho ground thnt It H hnrd for them
to sloop with their heuds lying In nn
unaccustomed direction, nnd further
more nn III omen Is attached to .-lo-
Almost as Easy asWishing
Tlout; breakfast cup is ready
without trouble or delay when
;IANT P0STUM
is the table beverage.
To a teaspoonful of
Instant Postum in the cup.
add hot water, stir, and you
have a satisjyin, comfort
ing drmk.delightful in taste
arid with no harm to nerues or
dig'estion . As many cups as
you like, without regret.
"There's a Reason!'
Your grocer sells Postum in two forms,
Postum Cereal. Un packages)
made by boiling Rill 10 mtnuces.
Instam-t Postum tin tins)
made instantly in the cup by adding hotwatet
Made "by Postum Cereal Co. Inc., Battle Creek.Mich.
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