DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD , IOIIN,G- EKJVICE In a new size package - 1 JsStitevC f llSTRIKEJI Help That Bad Back ! Why be mtFornble with o "bad back?'' It' time you found out w't i wrong! Kidney weakness often causes rmHi rmfferinR from backache, lameness, rheumatic pains, hcadnchet dwjnoM and kidney irregularities. Neglected, it may lead to dropsy, gravel or Bright disease, but if taken in time it 11 usu ally easily corrected by using Doan't Kidney Pills. Doan't have hclptd thousands. Asli your neiyhborl A South Dakota Case i- f Mrs William II Ilo.iglln, Springfield, 8. D., snys. "I wan In WS bad Bhnpc with my r? 'M. w. 1. iiacK. Timro wan "wr i JsWA constant t, dull pnin AE V5V, ncroflii my kidney wni,i. ('; unci vrnon i im ijh , Afif lr t-.tnk tin .tn' V'F.J V 1 1 -a a thlriK, I could bnnli, , 1trlnnvn nnnnviwl int fyJ In other ways too I- it 4flsw1 rinnn'ri K I InnV - , lllV ---J.H H -w Pills. Tlioy pui roc on fig my feet nnd ninle melrj reel lino a mucrcni a woman." 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Good Farmers Wanted VERY time nn "Old Timer" reaches the day of his retirement from the military service, closes his account with the United States army, nnd leaves for civil parts, It Impresses the writer as If an hon ored athlete had Just crossed the llnlsh Ingllneof a grueling rnce. Many drop out ln the early stnges of the army ninmthon, nnd comparatively fuwhave tho fortitude and heart to stick It out. Those who love tho service and glvo everything, Including that greatest of American gifts, individuality, can nppreaclate the deep sense of duty and loyalty thnt prompts a man to remain lit service to country for moro than 20 years. To allow such a one to slip quietly out of camp, with no co-ordinated expression of godspeed from his comrades, seems to border on lack of appreciation of that long, unselfish service, and In these dnys of constant, changes tho suggestion mny not be nmlss. A sturdy athlete crossing the 11 nl. si i lino after covering a long stretch of distance Is acclaimed by all his fellows, feted and bedecked with trophies. Would nrmy morals suffer o'r gain by officially recognizing a re tiring soldier ln some sort of exercises, with as many as posslblo attending? The foregoing Is tin editorial ln the Bridgehead Sentinel, the weekly news paper of the First Division. It was written by Lieut. K. Goyne, tho editor. In view of what It brought, about, It Is Important. Anyway, It sots forth tho soldiers' viewpoint. They will tell you whether "honoring servlco" "boosts Morale." Over at Cump Dlx tho other day the Sixteenth Infantry of the First Division swept across the parade grounds In a regimental review. It was tho ilrst review of the Sixteenth, slnco It moved Into Camp Dlx, after getting home from tho Hhlnu vnlley. A sight to thrill the military heart It was regimental band playing, wives and sweethearts grouped about the pnrade ground where this unit of the tlrst American forces sent to Franco i under General Pershing marched with While the troops stand at attention, eyes front, ears alert to hear what is said, Lieutenant G. T. Phlpps' lips begin to move. He Is reading general orders No. fi. And what dd you suppose general orders No. 5 Is all about? Noth ing about a new Vresident or a new gen eral or n distinguished foreign visitor or n new assignment for service. These general orders ate announcing the retirement from the United States army nftcr a long period of service of a solitary sergeant major a non commissioned officer who has tolled away down In the ranks for more thnn tuenty-threo years! Sergeant Major Brannan. .Shinies of democracy! Can It-bo posslblu thut nil this fuss and feathers Is ln honor of a single soldier of the line a noncommissioned olllcer? True enough ; there he stands by the side of Colonel Lnccy. He Is Sergeant Major William F. ("Jack") Brannan, of regimental headquarters, forty nine years and four months old, a sturdy son of the western plains and a soldier ln the United States army In almost continuous service since 1S9S. While in the service of Uncle Sam our friend "Jack" has trod the soil of Cuba, Alaska, the Philippines, Hawaii, Mexico and Europe. Here Is his record for service as they read It offi First Colorado Volunteer Infantry April. 1808, to September 0, 181)9. Battery A, Eighth Field Artillery- October 2D, 1000, to October 28, 10011. Company V, Nineteenth Infantry December 12, 11)0-1, to December 17, 1007. N. C. S Nineteenth Infantry De cember 18, 1007, to December 17, 1910. N. C. S., Eighth Infantry December 21), 1010, to December 28, 1013. N. C. S., Sixteenth Infantry August 115, linn, to May ir, 1018. Headquarters Company, Sixteenth Infantry May 0, 1018, to August 1, 1010. Heenllsted In Nleuwled, Germuny, August 2, 1019, for rotl lenient. They arn telling tin world (how faithful this man Brannan has been. Never once has he lllnched. On nil his honorable discharges he has re ceived character "excellent." From the ilny his regiment wns thrown Into the advance against the lllndenburg Ml the precision of overseas veterans. ' But why tho parade? Well, that's why nc ,,t Cheinln-des-Dniiuw on through ! the foregoing editorial Is Important, the Aigonne campaign until the Get-- Why not buy an Improved runch In the farauua un ferll1' Judith llnln mid quit pajtnc cacFiolvo rtntt Own your own homo V can ajl you any alsod truct of land, with or without the oil rlvhta, on payment If Jalred Correspondence Invited. l'KHOI'H COUNTY STATU HANK The Hank of X'eraonal Service" Ilobaon - - - Montuuu HUMPHREY The Diry Cleaner and Dyer Expert Cleaning, Dyeing and' Repairing. Hats Cleaned. 513 Nebi a.U St., SIOUX CITY, IOWA 1.2G MAMMOTH JACKS I bato a barraln for you, roiue quick. V. U lf.(!l.OW'H JACK 1U131 Cedur Itaplda, Iumu ham: oi.ii coins Sand 10c for colli and (lamp book J. M. Aaatrml l'urtluud, No. link, KREHOU SJllS! Charles W. Duke tells about It In I tho Philadelphia Public Lodger thus: ' la close column of ujjjnso, with Major Smith's second bv'tallon on the I right, Major Jones' lh.t battalion In i the center and Major Davidson's third battalion on the loft, the Sixteenth i Infantry fallH Into line, right drosses I and stnndo motionless nwnltlng tie 1 velopments. What Is coming? There Is Colonel Lnccy In command of his 1 regiment. There nlbo Is Major Gen ! or'd C. P. Summerall, veteran loader ' or tho First Division. Surely some I thing special Is up. mans were glen refuge in armistice Sergeant Major Brnminn wns In the thick of the lighting. For conspicuous bravery in battle he , rltlzen. wns riwurried the French Croix ih oration (iiierie with pnlnis. His life was con tinually endangered, but h' escaped It nil with nary a scratch. Now he has reached the end of hK contract ot service anil Is going to retire, lie has served In nil, including double time for foreign service, twenty-three years with the army of Uncle Sam home lu Cherokee, la., and take them with him out to California, where he Is to Invest his nest egg In a farm "and live happily cer afterward." "We are hero honoring service," says General Summerall. "No army is stronger thnn Its non commissioned olllcers," says General Edwards, lute commnnder of the Twenty-sixth Division, now command ing a brigade of the First Division. "In his humble capacity this man Brannan has served through all these years. None of the glitter nnd glory hns been his Just plnln everyday, old-fashioned hard work. All honor to the noncoms! They are tho chaps who build patriotism, who uphold morale, the very slrew of the army. That's why they nro honoring Brcnunn In this way." Every Man Contributes. The lieutenant has stopped reading general order No. .".' He turns to Sergeant Major Brannan. He hands him a purse of gold some hundreds of dollars In all. Every man In the gallant Sixteenth and many more friends all through the First Division have contributed out of their pay. It Is their way of expressing esteem and friendship for ".Tuck" Brnnnun. Tho hand of the veteran trembles a hit as he accepts It. The moisture of tho eye Is more eloquent thnn the words that fall from his lips for he Is not given to speaking. His long .suit Is service. "Attention 1" the cry swings out over thd review field. A word of command, the band begins to piny and at tho call of "Shoulder arms," the rlilcs swine Into position. In another moment the Sixteenth Regiment is on the mnrch. They are passing In review before Sergeant Major Brannan. He who hns served unostentutlouly In the rnnks all these years Is stand ing by the side of his colonel watching his comrades of the World war swing by In review! Thee boys who helped hurl buck the nilnlona of German ntitocrucy and then passed In review before the crowned heads of Europo are now passing In review before a "noncoin" sergeant major! Company after company they nro coming on. They glvo him the "eyes right" as they pass before him. But Sergeant Major Uranium's eyes nre not "right." He who has laughed at the whine of a Heinle's shell or stood Impasslvo before the spectacle of his pals struck down In cold blood or stolidly served on the lonely wntch through -nil these years without the illckerlng of nn eyelnsh, now stnnds with great tears coursing down his cheeks. Good-bye and Good Luck. Soon It Is over und then comes the" llomll As though hu were ono lone "enemy" against thousands, these doughboys of the Sixteenth swnrtn nbout him. They salute him, they grasp his hand, they wish him good-by and good luck. The good right arm Is pumped until It Is sore nnd aching. The general himself conies to saluto this veteran "noncoin." It wns tho general himself who ordered the dein-on-itrntlnn. "The departure of such a soldier ns you is a los, not only to the di vision, but to the army," says Gen oral Summerall, us he wrings the hand of Jhe veteran noncoin. The sergeant major has returned to his barracks and emerges clad In civilian clothes the habiliments of a The khaki suit and the dec nro folded away within the hair. He Is gone, but not forgotten, for "Jack" Brannan was a personality. In his quiet way he was the friend of eerybody. From the viewpoint of the commanding olllcer- this noncoin missioned olllcer ever exemplltled tho () lOaTaCLgg MANY smokers prefer it. They'll find that this compact package often Lucky Strike Cigarettes will just suit them. Try them dealers now carry both sizes: 10 for lOcts; 20 for 20 cts. If 9s Toasted Exasperating. Two things that try a woman's tem per nix, to get ready for company that doesn't come and to have company come when she isn't ready. Not to Bo Deceived. Mr. Newrlch (examining curio) "Two thousand years old? You can't kid me! Why, It's only 1021 nowl" The Passing Show (London). 4Rim Down" People Easy Prey To Serious Disease When you get "run down" it merely means your system is dis ordered, working poorly. If the disorder stays small, you may re main just "run down." But if it gets worse, you are downright sick. Don't wait until your "run down" condition de velops into real illness. Start today toning your system with an A-l blood remedy to drive out the ilMi impurities, a vegetable medicine like S.S.S., which has served thou sands thus in the last half cen tury. Get S.S.S. from your druggist right .now. Then write us about your condition, addressing Chief Medi cal. AdviBor, 848 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Georgia. "We'll send you medical counsel free. tf.iMkirs f.l MLi jPal J!i 11 fj f-aJl DOG CAUGHT HIS OWN FISH WHY WHiTEY STAYED HOME Sportsman Given Authority for Re markable Story That Appears in a London Periodical. The London "zoo" fishing cat which so steadfastly refuses to show Itself except at meal times hns a rival In the fishing dog, says London Answers. A sportsman was on tho west coast of Madagascar, when he observed a dog come out of the thick bush In front of him and trot briskly down to the edge of the sea. When it had got a little way Into the water It stopped i.nd remnlned perfectly s'tlll, as a deron might when fishing at home. Its glance was never once taken off the water. Suddenly it thrust its head Into an oncoming wave, and reappeared with a large fish ln its mouth. Quickly tnk lng Its capture ashore It squatted down and made a hearty meal. After n while the fishing operation was re peated, and It was evident to the wit ness of the Incident that the dog made a regular practice of It. The Scots and the English. The Scots, who first lived lu Ire land, settled ln the land which now bears their name, Scotland. The An gles with other tribes from Germany settled In what came to be called Angleland or England. Stuff He Put Away at Coney Was Too Much Even for Stomach of Healthy Boy. "I couldn't come to work yester day," said Whitey, the than whomer of olllce boys. "I was at Coney the day before an' I et too much." I "Heaven's sakes, what did yout?" asked the olllce manager. "Well," said Whitey, "first we had peanuts, and then we had three hot dogs apiece and a ooupla Ice cream cones. Then we had some popcorn nnd salt water kisses and red lemon ade, and then we pushed nnmes on a pushboard for boxes of candy, nnd I won a box, and we ct that; they was chocolates, and then we had some sassaparllla, because justbefore that we had some more peanuts, nnd they wus kinda dry, and finally wo finished It off with a banana split. After that we didn't have no more money, so we didn't ent no more except when a fel low treated us to a hot fudge sundae and 'bought us some more peanuts af terward. New York Sun. Had Historic Foundation. "Babes In the Wood" Is founded on n crime committed ln the Fifteenth century, the full history of which may hn Boon cnrvpil on tho ninntol-shelf III I an ancient house in Norfolk, England. loyal service that Is pertinent to tho ' life of llm nrinv. Ills 11 fn U n slitiilni Now he Is lenvlng for the WoM to light to all who follow after In thf pick up his mother nnd sister back ' ranks of service. W: The Flag of Our Country Tho United Stntes ilug. as finnlly adopted by congress, was raised ovor tho houso of representatives at Wash ington, on April 13, 1818. On March 1 of the same year congress hud en ucted a law which fixes tho form of tho fiag for nil time. "That from and after tho fourth duy of July tho fiag of the United States be 13 horizon tal stripes, alternately red and white; that thv uulon hnvo 20 stars, white In a .blue field. . . . That on tho admission of every new state Into the Union ono star bo added to tho union of the ling; and thut such addition shall tuko effect on tho Foiuth of July next succeeding such admission." Tho act waa approved by President Monroe. No Fear of 13. Tliero may bo superstition) con nected with numbers 13 nnd 2!1, but hotel iiuK.ti jRehloin exnreSS tllQlU when rooms Spring hoodoo numbers J lng It nro its-signed to thorn, say hotel clerks. Tho direction of the bed In the rooms or the amount of light Is the basis for moro superstition than Jinx nu merals, the clerks declare. Dark looms, the guests object, nro "spooky," nnd they Jo not cure to occupy them. Their protest ugnlnst the direction In which a bed is pointing Is mndo on tho ground thnt It H hnrd for them to sloop with their heuds lying In nn unaccustomed direction, nnd further more nn III omen Is attached to .-lo- Almost as Easy asWishing Tlout; breakfast cup is ready without trouble or delay when ;IANT P0STUM is the table beverage. To a teaspoonful of Instant Postum in the cup. add hot water, stir, and you have a satisjyin, comfort ing drmk.delightful in taste arid with no harm to nerues or dig'estion . As many cups as you like, without regret. "There's a Reason!' Your grocer sells Postum in two forms, Postum Cereal. Un packages) made by boiling Rill 10 mtnuces. Instam-t Postum tin tins) made instantly in the cup by adding hotwatet Made "by Postum Cereal Co. 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