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"If . T,, S-Vt WH.-Uy'V.-w.,,.,...,.,,, ,.-!' wmryr v 1 ' DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. p-Wi-fr fflrr a i MT3 i'V a fc II. : i fer f 1 . If ' 1 , ' Vtoi K j?W IT" ( & J"' lwb-v4 . -LAuu. :s Q At M h,- , ft' 1,1.1 , ii fc FHXADW J0NE5 FROM TRE PLAY Or GTORGLH.CORhR ' SYNOPSIS. Jacfrson Jones, nicknamed "Broadway" bocauno of his continuit! Glorification of Now York's sroat thoroughfare, la anx ious to pet rtwny from his homo town of Jonosvlllo. Abncr Jont3, his uncle, I very aiisry because Broadway refU'os to settl down and take n placo In tho sum factory In which he succeeded to liln fathers interest. Judi: flnots-wood In forma Broadway that SC50.COO left him by h! father In at hto dliiposol. Droadwav tnaken record tlmo In hooding for his Tavnrtih rtrMt in New Yorlr. "With hla New York friend, Robert WsJlacc, H.-ond- I way creates ft Hennauon Dy nm cxiravu EanCo on tho Whlto Way. Four years paco and Broadway ouddenly discover that ho la not only bro'xe, but heavily In debt. IIo applies to hla unclft for a loan and receives u pacJcaso of chcwlni? fjtim with tho advice to chow It and forgot hln troublfs. Ho ouletly sec.'18 work without buccps. Ilroadway gives whit Is In tended to bo a farewell supper ta his New York friends, and before It Is over bo romns incited to Mrs. Gerard, nnd an cient widow, wealthy .and -very Kiddy. WnUnrp expoilulntes with tho accd flirt and her youthful fiance, but falH to bet ter tho situation Ho leann that Brottd wav Is broko and offors him a position with M father's advertising firm, but It Is declined. Wnllaeo takes chargo of Broadway's affairs. Broadway receives a telegram announcing tho death of his Undo Abner In ICuropo. Broadway Is his fjlp heir. Tcter rcrsSroUc of tho Con solidated Chowlmr Gum company offers Broadway Sl.IOO.OCO for his gum plant and Broadway agrees to soil. CHAPTER VI. Continued. Jackson was In' a favor of oxclto lueut. "Well, como on then. Lot's got thorn I Whut aro you waiting for? Let's got this all over with aa quickly as wo can." "Do you mean business?" "Certainly I mean business." Jack son gazed at him with deflnlto re proach. "Don't I look llko a business man?" Ho dlflplaycd tho sack coat Rankin had laid out for him that morn ing, "Look.at this business suit!" Ho t'clt In his pocket, found what ho sought and was extremely satlsflod. "And I'vo got a lead pencil nnd every thing. Certainly I mean huslnoss." - "You'll sign tho articles today I" "For twelvo hundred and, fifty thou sand dollars I'd b!eh ajnurderor'a con fession!" Pombroko, who never smiled, looked at his watch. "It's twelvo o'clock." "la It?" "We'll moetihoro at two." "I'll be right horo, waiting." "Will you shako hands with mo?" "Sure. I'll kiss you If you want mo to," Even thla would not divert Pom broko to frlvollty.1 "Mr. Jones, you'ro doing business with a great company." Jackson nodded. "You'ro tho great est company I've over mot." "Twffthcn. Don't forget two!" "T$elvo! Don't forgot twelve!" - -VGood'by!" V - - "Qood-byr; - Jackson went with hitn to tho ele vator, watching his every movement with Bometblng which approached In Its brooding euro-an anxious mother's. "Be careful when you cross the stroot! Oood-by!" Returning to tho tablo, ho onco more read the magic tolcgram. "That's tho first tlmo I .know that they could tele graph f rom hoavon," ho said forvently, Just as Rankin ontored 'T toldAho chotyBir," said tho butler, "and ho Bays?' "Never Wind what ho says. You tell him! ho must stay. I -wouldn't havo him go for all the world. Go out and raise hla , salary and- glvo him my regards. You understand?" ' "Yes, sir." "Say,"corac hero. Whero do you live when you'ro not" here?" , "In Harlem, sir." "Got a flat?" N "Yes, air." "Like thlB.furnlturo?" Ho waved his hand at the extremely oraato con tests of the room. 'Beautiful, sir." r- jIIt's youra.":- """Oh, thank.you, sir! Anything else? "No; what elso do you want? Got out! Don't bother mo. I'm a busi ness man." Ho hurried to tho tolophono, laugh ing very earnestly, as If ho roally liked to laugh. - "Glvo mo long-distanco, please. Hello, long-diatancu; hello, long-distance.' I want to talk to Jonosvlllo, Conn. Joneovllle. J o there, you'vo , -gol It right. Judgo Spotswood, attor ney at law, Joneovillo, Conn. Yea; his Is ZiM "Huylcr, Hush It, won't yoTu? Thanks!" As ho sat and contemplated with a mllo of Brent IntenpHy the tips pf hla elim patcnt-lcatbor shoos, Wallace, having done his task, returned to him with'a grave faco. "Wcl," said he, almost discouraged, "I've figured It all up, and the best that I can do makes tho grand total ixty-ono thousand Ifur hundred and eighty-two dollars." , " "How much?" RENT OF FIRST IMPORTANCE Decision of Massachusetts Judge May Have Created a Decision That 1 Will Be Far-Reachlng. When a landlord lets an apartment wKU heat, how many degrees ,of Fah renheit la he supposed to furnish? May the tenant leavo tho windows 6ps to admit fresh air, and then com p.'Bla because the apartment is not warn e-nough? It neither tho Janitor leer the landlady heeds his complaints , . ifcaay the tenant Justly refuse to pay O ,Veat? Or is he llablo for tho full , 1 'aawuBt until the expiration of tho J4e la the-.Masiiachusetto su- eurt threw seme light on these tfele euofltionn the other day. by 15 rvQJM! jigaiHsfitae tesitli, remarks the Boats Olebe The landlord in the jctlpse appears toC have. agreed orally to gttt-to newjuul Wurger radiators and 5m tM 'ftpertn'eat sttee anil warm, twrt the premie waa o$, in writing, jud m iwui'hot valid. The'tenant set Mi, hie desk in his study, wearing a fur li Wt ejtf.wltJs a JwHrater bottle at "Slxty-ono thousand four hundred and eighty-two dollars." Spending money, my boy," said Broadwny grnndly. "Spending money." With that ho sprang out of his chair and rushed about tho room with Joy upon hia face nnd showed, hla deep contempt for llttlo things by breaking sovcral costly vases, throwing six American Beauty roses in tho wanto basket and tossing cushions horo and thefr. Ono of an ospcclal ologanco ho threw out oh Broadway, never looking to 3co whoso head it softly lighted upon. "What's tho mattor with you?" de manded Wallace. "Going crazy all over again?" Broadway paused In his extraordi nary movements. "Do you know what I'm going to do from now on? I'm 0 Ing to make tho toudest iioIbo Broad way has heard since Dewey came homo from the war." "What aro you talking about?" Jackson looked him kindly In the eye. "Know whut happened after you had loft tho loom? A messenger boy with golden wings and a Jeweled harp blow through that window, handed mo this telegram and flow right back to K Afl WiWsi H im -f'A "affaffaffar M mm ?' in aaaiflHi '.;! ,''' "Wo'vo Got to Make a Train." tho Goldcu Gates." Ho thrust tho tele gram at Wallace "Read, read, read!" Tho dazed Wallaco read aloud. Tho reador "paused. "God!" ho exclaimed. "Did ho sign it?" Broadway begged, without the slightest incredulity. "It's signed Judgo Spotswood, Who's he?" "My uncle's lawyer." "Is this a Joko?" "If it la I'll molto a reputation as a gun man!" "Why, this la tho mor.t wonderful thing that over happened!" "It is nil of that, and more. Do you know what I'm golug to do? I'm go ing to buy Brooklyn and closo it up." But Wallace was not swept away by his oxtravaganco. Ho really was a buslnfMB man. "Pombroko," ho reflect ed. "Why, ho phoned. I took his meBsago." '"Ho waa hore. Say. did you ever hoar of the Consolidated Ghowlng Gum company? "Why, certainly. They'ro the biggest advertisers In America." "Well, ho's eocond vice-prcsldont. IIo'q coming back at two o'clock." "What for?" "To bring mo a chock for twelvo hundred and 'fifty thousand dollars! I'm going to sell him Jonos' Popsln." Tnatntitlv ttin tinnlmtna ttiati wna lin. pcrmost In Wallace. He bocamo alert, Husplcious. "He made thai offer?" "Yea." "And you accepted?" "Yea." "Sign an agreement?" "Not yet." Wallaco spoko now, with tho firm ness of a heavy hammer striking on an anvil. "And you'ro not going to." Broadway gazed at him aghast "Why?'' "Now, don't glyo mo any argumont You'vo been a damn fool all your lifo und hero's a chanco to get even with yourself." "Turn down n million two hundred thousand dollars!" "Yes." Broadway shook his head. "Not on your biography!" Wallace was not impressed. "What you need is a keoper, and I'm going to tako.thojob." The telephono rang, and, as Broad way would hovo answered It Wallaco pushed him ruthlessly away. It waa plain that ho had deflnjtoly assumed command. t Tho messago waB from Judgo Spots wood, Aa soon on Broadway loarncd this ho explained thnt he 'had called tho Judgo and wlBhcd him to como at onco to Now York city. Wallaco gave foot. When ho remonstrated tho land lord said soraothlng to tho effect that if tho tenant would shut tho windows tho apartment would bo warm onough. It nppeara from this caso that while a man may elect olthor to freoze or to breathe Jinpuro air, ho must pay hla rent, Sexton Is 8hrewd. Among tho tourists who travol through Franco, a consldorablo num bor vltit tho cathedral at Rholms, n magnificent example of Gothlo archi tecture In tho tower thero is an enormous clock, and it la the soxton's buslnoas to wind it every day a vory tiring Job, as tho weights aro natural ly extremely heavy, rTho sexton, however, is a very shrewd fellow, 'Whenover ho showa tho trippers thin wonderful ploco of mechanism ho romarks: "Ladles and gentlutnen, if you do not believe mo .regarding the heaviness of tho clock weights, try tor yourselves Each of tho trippers immediately gives a turn or two to the wheel, and as there ae soma 200 visitors a day alaj the trippers unconsciously and eager- him ono sad glanco of puro disgust. Then ho told tho Judgo exactly other wise. ''No," ho called Into tho phono. "No, no; don't you come hero. Wo'll come there." Broadway waa instantly rebellious. "I'll do nothing of tho kind." Wallaco waved him off with a con' demnntory hand, and continued talk ing to tho telephone. "Wo'll bo there at six o'clock. ... In tlmo for din ner. . . . Yes; good-by!" IIo hung up tho receiver, and turned to Broad way with tho hard but happy erallo of tho real business man who has suc ceeded In accomplishing a coup. "Say, what aro you trying to do?" said Broadway, not without resent ment. "Run my affairs for mo?" "Yes," said Wallaco readily, and then called loudly for tho butlcn When he camo ho told him to pack, without dolay, a grip for Mr. Jones, who, he gravely announced, wna going travel ing. "To er Japan?" inquired tho hopo ful Rankin. "Snme thing, Connecticut." "Look hero," said Broadway wrath fully, "I don't intend" The boll rang. "Go see who that is," said Wallace in a most peremptory tone. "Sny, I'm not working for you, am I?" asked Broadway peovlshly. "Go on; do as you aro told." "Well, I'll bo damned,", Bald Broad way, but started toward tho door. Wallaco, though, was thinking. "Wniti Hold on. It may bo Mrs. Ge rard. Didn't she say Bho would be back in half an hour?" Broadway paused, dismayed. "That's bo!" He hurried to tho window, and looked out; ho turned back with a wor ried faco. "Surest thing you know. It s her car, all right." "Got your hat," said Wallace. "13 thero another way out of this house?" "The servants' elevator at the back," "Rankin! Oh, Rankin!" Rankin, breathless, hurried In. "I'll havo tho grip packed in five minutes, sir." "Nover mind tho grip. Wo can't wait for it. Wo'vo got to make a train. 'Sea who's at tho door. Wo'ro going out tho other way." Ho seized Broad way's wrist. "Come on I" Jackson, departing in a somewhat sideways fashion, owing to tho steady pull of Wallace's strong arm, called back to Rankin: "Oh, there'll bo a party of gentlemen hero at two o'clock to oeo me, and " "What Bhall I toll them, sir?" Wallaco answered: "Tell them go to hell," said ho. to CHAPTER VII. JqnoBvllIo w.as In mourning. Broad way's departed uncle had Inspired not much affection; ho had not been ono to caro to; but for many years, to tho workers In tho factory, ho had been a sort of business deity tho seml-provl-dentlal head of tho great enterprise through which they gained their liveli hood. Tho folk of Jonosvlllo had neither loved him nor revered him; ho had been a sort of elemental necessity to their peace of mind; they bad, sb to speak, leaned with a feeling of secur ity upon his stubbornness, knowing ho would nover sell out to tho gum trust; if ho did not soil out to the gum trust tho factory would operate; if tho fac tory kept running JoncsvIUe (-would continuo to eat, drink, and. In its crude, undovolpcd way, bo merry. Now that ho was dead, a feeling of uncer tainty spread a mild panic through tho little town. Tho Judge was waiting for tho two men in tho hotel corridor. His worry over what tho now owner of the fac tory might decide to do about the per fectly well known trust plans was qulto as keen as anyone's, but his dig nity forbado that ho should mako dis play of It It waa Bomcthing of a relief to him when Brondway hurried to him from tho hotel ofllco and hold out his baud, although tho boy'a appearanco was a Bhock to him. He rompmbercd him us Hlgglns mother had doscribed him and as tho dapper, boyish youth who had aroused tho wonder of tho town with patcnt-lcathor shoos and new danco Btbpo. This palo, extremely urban man, young still, naturally, with a faco which told untoward tnloa of night experiences such as woro not wrltton upon any faco in Jonosvlllo, no indttor what Its ago, nonplussed and, confused him. Ho had expected nor mal changes; ho saw metamorphosis. "Judge," said Wallaco, who, although a stranger, was llrst to grasp his hand, "I'm glad to eeo you." There waB a harassed look upon his. faco as If ho ly wind tho clock for him, nnd, in addition, glvo him an extra tip for bolng allowed to do hla work. Home-Mado Silver Polish. Somo of tho bought allvor polishes nro very destructive A harmless and offectivo homo-mndo preparation con sists of half a pound, of whiting sifted Into a bowl, to which aro added two ouncos of spirits of turpentine, ono ounco of spirits of wine, half au ounco of spirits of camphor, with ono table spoonful of Imusohold ammonia. Mix tho ingredlonta thoroughly nnd bottlo. In polishing apply liberally Jo tho sil ver with a soft cloth or brush and then allow It to dry, aftor which rub off with a soft cloth and polish with chamois. One Advantage. "Tbero'a ono consolation about tho prosont drama." 'And what'B that?" "Whfen I cat old nnd nm n frrnnA L mother I don't bollovo my grandchll drcn will bo able to tako mo to n play tic ranstorplcco, Dr. Laurlo declares that will shock me." Detroit Free that ho can decldo Infallibly that nn Press. 1 other Is or is not by tho camo hand. WITH PH0T0Gf?APH5 FROM SCENES IN THE PLAY COfYArGM7 &H3, OY GIKPU.UHWAM COrtPAHG might havo hnd a difficult tlmo wjth Broadway on tho train. Tho Judgo took Broadway's hnnd. "And this is llttlo Jackson! Broad wny, wo used to call you. Well, I'm glad to boo you!" "Thanks, Judgo." Broadway really was glad, hnd shook handB heartily, al though tho sybarite in him already was lniBtrong revolt against the old hotel. "I'll go In nnd register, Broadway," paid Wallaco. "And I'll put you down aa Mr. Jackson. No use In " "Yes," Bold tho Judgo approvingly, "tho town is nil upset. There might be or " "I understand." "If it should get around that the old mill would bo sold to tho trust." Thodosk was near tho door which led into tho fly-specked corridor and tho Judgo was listening as Wallaco made terms with tho clerk. "What'll you tako now, Mr. Wal laco?" said ,tho clerk, after caroful study of tho Signaturo upon tho regis ter. "Or aro you Mr. Jackson?" "No; Wallaco. I'm Mr. Jackson's secretary. And wo'd like two rooms with" "Two!" said tho clerk, astonished. That waa such oxtravaganco aa nover had before occurred in that hotel. "Yes; two connecting rooms, with a bath between, If possible." The clerk gazed, open-mouthed. "Well, now," ho explained, "I don't guess I can do that. Wo got a bath room'. Years ago a barber leased tho shop and had lfc- put in next to it Thought he'd rent it out to "strangers. But ho didn't. It's still thero. but lord, ho's dead, and I guess th lead plpo has been used som'ers else. Know It has, in fact." "Well" "Lead pipe, yo know, la val'aWc." "Is it? Well, do thef best you can for us. Telephones in the rooms, are thero?" "In th rooms? No. They's one ncrost tho street at th' llv'ry stable." "Well, wo'll have to maka that do. then. Can wo got eomo dinner?" "Dinner'n. over"t two o'clock. Sup per's over now. Might fix up some thin', I suppose." "All right, do tho best you can for us and send It to tho rooms." "What? Send it to tho rooms! Want I should como along to feed yo?" Tho clerk waa definitely angry. These city folks! Tho Judgo stepped in. "I want you and Mr. er or Mr. Jackson fihould como to my house for your supper," he suggested. "We'd better not, tonight, Judge. To- inorrcjw, possibly." Broadway ca3t at Wallace a pathetic glanco. Could it bo possible that ha. meant to stay in Jonc3ville till tomor row night? Wallaco sent him a look of warning. "Well, if wo can't havo supper in our rooms, I suppose wo'll tako It where we can," ho grnntcd, determined that If Brondway really camo back to "It Doesn't Seem Possible It's You." JoncsvIUe, as ho Intended to compol him to, somo changes should bo mado in tho hotel, "Minnlo!" shouted tho clerk, in a roverborating voice, calculated to ex press Itself, though nillea might inter vene "Two Bup-por-r-sl" "All right," ho said to Wallace. "Want to wash? Wash basins" "Wo'll do that, anyway, up in our rooms." "What with?" exclaimed tho clerk triumphantly, "They ain't no water thorc." "But couldn't" "Ain't no water," said tho clerk In DEVICE THAT FOILS FORGER 1 i Authenticity of Paintings Now Can Be Fixed by New Methods of Photography. Important indeed Is tho nowB that ono Dr. Laurie, a London professor of chemistry,, has discovered u method of photographing pictures that will onablo him and other people to do cldo with tho certainty hitherto lack ing whether thoy aro or tiro not the works of tho men to whom thoy havo boon nscrlbod, tho Now York Times states. Every truo art lover knows tho grinding apprehension ho Is constant ly In lest by somo sad chanco ho Imagine morlt In a picture that only pretends to havo been palntod by a great artist. Hardly ono critic of nny omlncnco or authority has failed to mako this cruolly humiliating mistake at least onco, and ono of thorn ia qulto onough to embitter a lifetime. Given n slnglo unquestionable authen ffl mmm ' BBBsili I-'- M BBBBBsBBBll sHl' v A bbbbbbt Ibsbbh bbB Jt :':"'?!''" I sew mbbh mk ; -' Bi ! fill ;--.'.;! L$i3 EMM K3t v(xt-p55l rji Jl Jfc&its v PVBB "VT-L7. X nSlMTi Jt-V'- rat differently, grandly, "ner no soap, nor towels, ner pitchers, nor no bowls, ner nolhin'." Ho turned away. "But whore's tho key?" "Ain't no.key. Wo'ro honest folks In Jonesvilldi I'm goln' out." "But where nro tho rooms?" "Head th' stairs. Ono and two. They ain't no others." With no further word3 he went his wny. "My God, Bob," said Broadway, ap proaching him appcallngly, "you'ro not going to make me llvo here, are you?" "Yes; but I'm golug to build a now hotel hore," Wallaco answered. Tho Judgo hovered cloao to Broad way. "I wish you'd como up to tho house to Buppcr." "Not tonight, Judgo, thanks." "No," ho granted sympathetically, ''I suppose you want ft ro3t Tired aftor four hours on tho train, of course Gad, It's qulto a Journey! How'vo you been, Broadway?" Tho Judgo pronounced it "bean," as if it camo in pods. "Oh, bo, so, Judge" "Buay, I Buppose, down to New York" , "Yes; busy every minute night nnd day." "Uh-huh, I B'poso bo. What did you say tho business was you'vo been fol lowing" Wallaco answered before Broadway had a chance. "Liquor business, prin cipally," ho said tersely. "Broadway's eyes flashed toward him a lightning glance of nhcer male volence, which his caught without a sign of anything but high amusement "Yes er Judge," said Broadway, "I havo Invested quito a lot of monoy in tho liquor business." "Well," said tho cautious Judgo, anx ious not to hurt his feelings, and, in his heart, not shocked, -"somebody's got to sell it. And I suppose it was tho wholesale business you were in. That's always thought respectable." "You bet it was tho wholesalo busi ness.". Wallaco broko In cheerily. Broadway began to feel intenso dis tasto for tho alertnoss of successful business men. They took a fellow up and mako a monkey of him before he had a chanco to think. This whole trip to Jonesvllle "Judge," said tho energetic advertis ing agent, "maybo you would llko a llttlo nip." "My boy," tho Judgo replied in mournful tones, "you can't got it hero at this hotel. It ain't been to bo had hero sinco tho Episcopalian that onco owned it was bought out by a Meth odist." "I've " Broadway began. "I've got some in my rocket" caid. Wallace, interrupting. "Now, Bob " Broadway began to protest, but the judgo himself did not permit him to complete his sentence. "I could show you to your room," he Bald, "being as tho clerk'a gone out." "By all means. Wo " "Er no," the Judgo said sadly. "'Twouldn't really do. My wlfo " Jackson was looking round him for hla bag. Rankin always Suddenly ho remembered that ho did not havo hla bag. They had fled without it aa they dodged Mra. Gerard. Ho gnashed his teeth at Wallace. But, even though the liquor question was in no way Bettlcd at tho session, tho Judgo stayed a llttlo while to gos sip, principally muklng inquiries about tho story which had been prominently printed In the local papers that Broad way was to marry a rich widow. Wallaco took command here, too, with llghtnlng-llko celerity. "Judge," said he with gravity, "if every widow in Now York who has confided to the newspapers that sho would llko to marry Mr. Jones had married him ho'd bo a modern Mormon." "Yes, I supposo so with tho pros pects of this business hero in Jones vllle and a big wholesalo liquor busi ness of his own thero in tho city. I hot they havo been after him; But I must go. You'll bo up after supper?" "Very soon, if supper's what I think It will bo," Broadway answered. Mrs. Spotswood was consumod with cur2oaltjwhen her husband arrived at homo. "Why didn't you bring him hero to supper?" Bho Inquired. "Well, mother, you know they've been on a railroad train four hours. I guess they'ro pretty tired. Thoy'll get supper at tho, hotel." Ho laughed. "Mr. Wallace, ho's with Broadway, asked to havo it served up in their roomB, and Gllroy, (tho hotel clerk, asked him if they wanted he should feed It to them." His laughter bocame violent "You know Gllroy's very witty." "How does Broadway look?" "Ten yars older. My, how that boy has changed!" (TO BE CONTINUED.) This will ralso aro criticism to n new and high lovel that of tho re ceiving toller In a bank in judg'mg money and enable us all to know, not guess, what pictures to adinlro and what to scorn. Automatic Professor. Tho automatic professor Is a me chanical means of teaching language which has Just boon introduced and which promises to become a favorlto becnuso of tho oaso and convenlenco with which It enaoles ono to acquire a language. Tho dovlce consists of a combination of the phonograph with a ploco of mechanism which operates n rcol on which nro printed words and sentences so that thu btudont Is cnablod to soo tho word at the same time that ho hears It. Tho phono graph alono has already ben utilized, for tho teaching of language with some success, but tho efficacy of tho now combination Is much greater and tho student acquires a greater famil iarity with tho lunguago, both written and- spoken, in less tlmo. It Is also applicable to eloinentary lDutruotlon I In music. No Cheoseparer. Tljo lato Gcorgo A. Hcarn, tho Now York millionaire nrt eoitpctor, wbb noted for his generosity to his cm plorcs. 'Jo a roportcr who onco congratu lated Mr. Hearn on tho high wages and unusunl comforts that hla em ployes received Mr. Hearn said: "I don't hollevo in cheeseparing economy In tho treatment of tho30 whoso hard work makes a man's suc cess. Cheeseparing economy, applied in that wny, seems to mo aa mean nnd paltry aa the Yonkora man. "A Yonkora man was summoned from his evening paper, by, his wlfa's frightened cry: , "'George, como quick! Tho cook has tried toUIll herself inhaling gas!' '"Good gracious!' growled George as ho rushed to tho kitchen, leaped over tho cook's prostrate form( and turned off tho cock 'good gracious, think what the gas bill will bo this month!'" St. Louis Globe-Democrat If a man can't mako n noise In the world In any other way, ho shoots off his mouth. Peaco hnth her victories, but some of us hate peace. riiiMiwiir' umiujii iiiiiiiiiii gpJr!1. ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT AVegefablc Preparation Tor As- tinglheSlomachs and Bowls of Promotes Digcstion,Chccrfui ness and Rcst.Contains neither Opium .Morphine nor Mineral Not "Narcotic Rpt cfoidDrshnummsR. hlrpJItirt StU ' Jnii SttJ ftpptrnint -fiiCntinaU$itU Him St td - Ctafltd Sugar Aocrfecl Remedy forConslipa lion . Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ncss and Loss OF Sleep Facsimile Signature of fZtZ&V. The Centauh Company,' NEW YORK. Guaranteed under the Foodan4 Exact Copy of Wrapper. Presence of Mind. A tramp called at Mr. Cobb's houso ono morning, "I've walked many miles to see you sir," ho said, "becauao people told mo you wero very kind to poor, unfortunate fellows like me." "Indeed!" said tho old gentleman. "And aro you going back tho same way?" "Yes, sir," was the answer. "Well," said Mr. Cobb, "Just con tradict that rumor as you go, will you? Good morning." Llpplncott's. FACE BROKE OUT IN PIMPLES Falls City, Neb. "My trouble began when I waa about sixteen. My faco broko out In llttlo pimples at first. They wero red and soro and then be came llko little bolls. I picked at my fatfo continually and ,It made my faco red and soro looking and then I would wake up at night and scratch It. It was a source of continual annoyance to mo, as my face was ajway3 red and splotched and burned all the tlmo. "I tried , j nnd other3, but I could find nothing to euro It. I had been troubled about two years before I found Cutldira Soap and Ointment. I sent for a eamplo of Cutlcura Soap and Ointment and tried them and" I then bought some. 1 washed my faco good with tho Cutl cura Soap and hoC water nt night nnd then applied the Cutlcura Oint ment. In tho morning I washed It off with tho Cutlcura Soap nnd hot water. In two days I noticed a do elded imnrovemeut. while In' three weeks tho euro was complete." (Signed) Judd Knowles, Jan. 10, 1913, Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold throughout t,ho world. Sample of each freo.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post card "Cutlcura, Dopt. L, Boston." Adv. Somo people think more of "dogs than thoy do of their friends and porhaps thcro's a reason. The straight nnd narrow path generally avoldod by the rounder. is iirengih Ccrno With f '$ , TZ zzf imm.lu Golden Medical Discovery I Thla ia a blood cleaneer and alterative that starts tho liver and ttomnch into vigorous action. It thus assiita tho body to nvinufaetdro rich red blood which feeds tho hurt nerves brain nnd organs o( tho body. The cleans work smootbly llko micMncry runslntr In oil. You feel clean, itronqr anil strenuous iwitcad of tired, wcalc nnd faint. Nowadays you can cbtaln Dr. Pierco's Golden Medical IXscovcry Tablets, as well as the liquid form from all medicine dealers, cr trial bos of tablets by mall, on receipt of 60c. Addrcaa R.V. Pierce, M.D., Buffalo, N.Y. Dr. Plcrcrt Craat 1009 P!j Hla.tr.Ld Common 3 .o Medic! Ad.U.r will bit (tat f KE. Cloth Bound for 31 Oaa-ccnt Stamp. I Et Coujh 8jtui. TulM 044. UM ta Urn. Sail bj Ureijuu. WMfstiE COLDS An up-to-date remedy for qolds. That is what Peruna is. In successful use over 30 years. Colds are caught In many ways: Illy ventilated rooms; rooms that have direct draughts ; crowded rooms; damp houses; stuffy school rooms; offices illy heated. A dose of Peruna at the right lime, at the first symptom of cold, before the bones begin to ache, bcfore the sore throat manifests itself, or the cough, or the discharge irom the nose, just a dose or two of Peruna before these symptoms begin ia gener ally sufficient. But after the cold is once ' established with the above symptoms prominent, a bottle of Peruna, or maybe two will be necessary. For Infants and Children. His Kind You Have Always Bought Bears Signature of or over Thirty Years IA TKS CIKTAUH OOMMNV. tin YOftlt CITY. 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