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' SYNOPSIS.
Jacfrson Jones, nicknamed "Broadway"
bocauno of his continuit! Glorification of
Now York's sroat thoroughfare, la anx
ious to pet rtwny from his homo town of
Jonosvlllo. Abncr Jont3, his uncle, I
very aiisry because Broadway refU'os to
settl down and take n placo In tho sum
factory In which he succeeded to liln
fathers interest. Judi: flnots-wood In
forma Broadway that SC50.COO left him by
h! father In at hto dliiposol. Droadwav
tnaken record tlmo In hooding for his
Tavnrtih rtrMt in New Yorlr. "With hla
New York friend, Robert WsJlacc, H.-ond- I
way creates ft Hennauon Dy nm cxiravu
EanCo on tho Whlto Way. Four years
paco and Broadway ouddenly discover
that ho la not only bro'xe, but heavily In
debt. IIo applies to hla unclft for a loan
and receives u pacJcaso of chcwlni? fjtim
with tho advice to chow It and forgot hln
troublfs. Ho ouletly sec.'18 work without
buccps. Ilroadway gives whit Is In
tended to bo a farewell supper ta his New
York friends, and before It Is over bo
romns incited to Mrs. Gerard, nnd an
cient widow, wealthy .and -very Kiddy.
WnUnrp expoilulntes with tho accd flirt
and her youthful fiance, but falH to bet
ter tho situation Ho leann that Brottd
wav Is broko and offors him a position
with M father's advertising firm, but It
Is declined. Wnllaeo takes chargo of
Broadway's affairs. Broadway receives
a telegram announcing tho death of his
Undo Abner In ICuropo. Broadway Is his
fjlp heir. Tcter rcrsSroUc of tho Con
solidated Chowlmr Gum company offers
Broadway Sl.IOO.OCO for his gum plant and
Broadway agrees to soil.
CHAPTER VI. Continued.
Jackson was In' a favor of oxclto
lueut. "Well, como on then. Lot's got
thorn I Whut aro you waiting for?
Let's got this all over with aa quickly
as wo can."
"Do you mean business?"
"Certainly I mean business." Jack
son gazed at him with deflnlto re
proach. "Don't I look llko a business
man?" Ho dlflplaycd tho sack coat
Rankin had laid out for him that morn
ing, "Look.at this business suit!" Ho
t'clt In his pocket, found what ho
sought and was extremely satlsflod.
"And I'vo got a lead pencil nnd every
thing. Certainly I mean huslnoss." -
"You'll sign tho articles today I"
"For twelvo hundred and, fifty thou
sand dollars I'd b!eh ajnurderor'a con
fession!" Pombroko, who never smiled, looked
at his watch. "It's twelvo o'clock."
"la It?"
"We'll moetihoro at two."
"I'll be right horo, waiting."
"Will you shako hands with mo?"
"Sure. I'll kiss you If you want mo
to,"
Even thla would not divert Pom
broko to frlvollty.1 "Mr. Jones, you'ro
doing business with a great company."
Jackson nodded. "You'ro tho great
est company I've over mot."
"Twffthcn. Don't forget two!"
"T$elvo! Don't forgot twelve!"
- -VGood'by!" V - -
"Qood-byr; -
Jackson went with hitn to tho ele
vator, watching his every movement
with Bometblng which approached In
Its brooding euro-an anxious mother's.
"Be careful when you cross the stroot!
Oood-by!"
Returning to tho tablo, ho onco more
read the magic tolcgram. "That's tho
first tlmo I .know that they could tele
graph f rom hoavon," ho said forvently,
Just as Rankin ontored
'T toldAho chotyBir," said tho butler,
"and ho Bays?'
"Never Wind what ho says. You tell
him! ho must stay. I -wouldn't havo him
go for all the world. Go out and raise
hla , salary and- glvo him my regards.
You understand?"
' "Yes, sir."
"Say,"corac hero. Whero do you live
when you'ro not" here?" ,
"In Harlem, sir."
"Got a flat?" N
"Yes, air."
"Like thlB.furnlturo?" Ho waved
his hand at the extremely oraato con
tests of the room.
'Beautiful, sir."
r- jIIt's youra.":-
"""Oh, thank.you, sir! Anything else?
"No; what elso do you want? Got
out! Don't bother mo. I'm a busi
ness man."
Ho hurried to tho tolophono, laugh
ing very earnestly, as If ho roally liked
to laugh. -
"Glvo mo long-distanco, please.
Hello, long-diatancu; hello, long-distance.'
I want to talk to Jonosvlllo,
Conn. Joneovllle. J o there, you'vo
, -gol It right. Judgo Spotswood, attor
ney at law, Joneovillo, Conn. Yea;
his Is ZiM "Huylcr, Hush It, won't
yoTu? Thanks!"
As ho sat and contemplated with a
mllo of Brent IntenpHy the tips pf hla
elim patcnt-lcatbor shoos, Wallace,
having done his task, returned to him
with'a grave faco.
"Wcl," said he, almost discouraged,
"I've figured It all up, and the best
that I can do makes tho grand total
ixty-ono thousand Ifur hundred and
eighty-two dollars."
, " "How much?"
RENT OF FIRST IMPORTANCE
Decision of Massachusetts Judge May
Have Created a Decision That
1 Will Be Far-Reachlng.
When a landlord lets an apartment
wKU heat, how many degrees ,of Fah
renheit la he supposed to furnish?
May the tenant leavo tho windows
6ps to admit fresh air, and then com
p.'Bla because the apartment is not
warn e-nough? It neither tho Janitor
leer the landlady heeds his complaints
, . ifcaay the tenant Justly refuse to pay
O ,Veat? Or is he llablo for tho full
, 1 'aawuBt until the expiration of tho
J4e la the-.Masiiachusetto su-
eurt threw seme light on these
tfele euofltionn the other day. by
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rvQJM! jigaiHsfitae tesitli, remarks the
Boats Olebe The landlord in the
jctlpse appears toC have. agreed orally to
gttt-to newjuul Wurger radiators and
5m tM 'ftpertn'eat sttee anil warm,
twrt the premie waa o$, in writing,
jud m iwui'hot valid. The'tenant set
Mi, hie desk in his study, wearing a fur
li Wt ejtf.wltJs a JwHrater bottle at
"Slxty-ono thousand four hundred
and eighty-two dollars."
Spending money, my boy," said
Broadwny grnndly. "Spending money."
With that ho sprang out of his chair
and rushed about tho room with Joy
upon hia face nnd showed, hla deep
contempt for llttlo things by breaking
sovcral costly vases, throwing six
American Beauty roses in tho wanto
basket and tossing cushions horo and
thefr. Ono of an ospcclal ologanco ho
threw out oh Broadway, never looking
to 3co whoso head it softly lighted
upon.
"What's tho mattor with you?" de
manded Wallace. "Going crazy all over
again?"
Broadway paused In his extraordi
nary movements. "Do you know what
I'm going to do from now on? I'm 0
Ing to make tho toudest iioIbo Broad
way has heard since Dewey came
homo from the war."
"What aro you talking about?"
Jackson looked him kindly In the
eye.
"Know whut happened after you
had loft tho loom? A messenger boy
with golden wings and a Jeweled harp
blow through that window, handed mo
this telegram and flow right back to
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"Wo'vo Got to Make a Train."
tho Goldcu Gates." Ho thrust tho tele
gram at Wallace "Read, read, read!"
Tho dazed Wallaco read aloud. Tho
reador "paused. "God!" ho exclaimed.
"Did ho sign it?" Broadway begged,
without the slightest incredulity.
"It's signed Judgo Spotswood, Who's
he?"
"My uncle's lawyer."
"Is this a Joko?"
"If it la I'll molto a reputation as a
gun man!"
"Why, this la tho mor.t wonderful
thing that over happened!"
"It is nil of that, and more. Do you
know what I'm golug to do? I'm go
ing to buy Brooklyn and closo it up."
But Wallace was not swept away by
his oxtravaganco. Ho really was a
buslnfMB man. "Pombroko," ho reflect
ed. "Why, ho phoned. I took his
meBsago."
'"Ho waa hore. Say. did you ever
hoar of the Consolidated Ghowlng Gum
company?
"Why, certainly. They'ro the biggest
advertisers In America."
"Well, ho's eocond vice-prcsldont.
IIo'q coming back at two o'clock."
"What for?"
"To bring mo a chock for twelvo
hundred and 'fifty thousand dollars!
I'm going to sell him Jonos' Popsln."
Tnatntitlv ttin tinnlmtna ttiati wna lin.
pcrmost In Wallace. He bocamo alert,
Husplcious. "He made thai offer?"
"Yea."
"And you accepted?"
"Yea."
"Sign an agreement?"
"Not yet."
Wallaco spoko now, with tho firm
ness of a heavy hammer striking on
an anvil. "And you'ro not going to."
Broadway gazed at him aghast
"Why?''
"Now, don't glyo mo any argumont
You'vo been a damn fool all your lifo
und hero's a chanco to get even with
yourself."
"Turn down n million two hundred
thousand dollars!"
"Yes."
Broadway shook his head. "Not on
your biography!"
Wallace was not impressed. "What
you need is a keoper, and I'm going to
tako.thojob."
The telephono rang, and, as Broad
way would hovo answered It Wallaco
pushed him ruthlessly away. It waa
plain that ho had deflnjtoly assumed
command. t
Tho messago waB from Judgo Spots
wood, Aa soon on Broadway loarncd
this ho explained thnt he 'had called
tho Judgo and wlBhcd him to como at
onco to Now York city. Wallaco gave
foot. When ho remonstrated tho land
lord said soraothlng to tho effect that
if tho tenant would shut tho windows
tho apartment would bo warm onough.
It nppeara from this caso that while
a man may elect olthor to freoze or to
breathe Jinpuro air, ho must pay hla
rent,
Sexton Is 8hrewd.
Among tho tourists who travol
through Franco, a consldorablo num
bor vltit tho cathedral at Rholms, n
magnificent example of Gothlo archi
tecture In tho tower thero is an
enormous clock, and it la the soxton's
buslnoas to wind it every day a vory
tiring Job, as tho weights aro natural
ly extremely heavy,
rTho sexton, however, is a very
shrewd fellow, 'Whenover ho showa
tho trippers thin wonderful ploco of
mechanism ho romarks: "Ladles and
gentlutnen, if you do not believe mo
.regarding the heaviness of tho clock
weights, try tor yourselves
Each of tho trippers immediately
gives a turn or two to the wheel, and
as there ae soma 200 visitors a day
alaj
the trippers unconsciously and eager-
him ono sad glanco of puro disgust.
Then ho told tho Judgo exactly other
wise. ''No," ho called Into tho phono. "No,
no; don't you come hero. Wo'll come
there."
Broadway waa instantly rebellious.
"I'll do nothing of tho kind."
Wallaco waved him off with a con'
demnntory hand, and continued talk
ing to tho telephone. "Wo'll bo there
at six o'clock. ... In tlmo for din
ner. . . . Yes; good-by!" IIo hung
up tho receiver, and turned to Broad
way with tho hard but happy erallo of
tho real business man who has suc
ceeded In accomplishing a coup.
"Say, what aro you trying to do?"
said Broadway, not without resent
ment. "Run my affairs for mo?"
"Yes," said Wallaco readily, and
then called loudly for tho butlcn When
he camo ho told him to pack, without
dolay, a grip for Mr. Jones, who, he
gravely announced, wna going travel
ing. "To er Japan?" inquired tho hopo
ful Rankin.
"Snme thing, Connecticut."
"Look hero," said Broadway wrath
fully, "I don't intend"
The boll rang.
"Go see who that is," said Wallace
in a most peremptory tone.
"Sny, I'm not working for you, am
I?" asked Broadway peovlshly.
"Go on; do as you aro told."
"Well, I'll bo damned,", Bald Broad
way, but started toward tho door.
Wallaco, though, was thinking.
"Wniti Hold on. It may bo Mrs. Ge
rard. Didn't she say Bho would be
back in half an hour?"
Broadway paused, dismayed. "That's
bo!" He hurried to tho window, and
looked out; ho turned back with a wor
ried faco. "Surest thing you know. It s
her car, all right."
"Got your hat," said Wallace. "13
thero another way out of this house?"
"The servants' elevator at the back,"
"Rankin! Oh, Rankin!"
Rankin, breathless, hurried In. "I'll
havo tho grip packed in five minutes,
sir."
"Nover mind tho grip. Wo can't
wait for it. Wo'vo got to make a train.
'Sea who's at tho door. Wo'ro going
out tho other way." Ho seized Broad
way's wrist. "Come on I"
Jackson, departing in a somewhat
sideways fashion, owing to tho steady
pull of Wallace's strong arm, called
back to Rankin: "Oh, there'll bo a
party of gentlemen hero at two o'clock
to oeo me, and "
"What Bhall I toll them, sir?"
Wallaco answered: "Tell them
go to hell," said ho.
to
CHAPTER VII.
JqnoBvllIo w.as In mourning. Broad
way's departed uncle had Inspired not
much affection; ho had not been ono
to caro to; but for many years, to tho
workers In tho factory, ho had been a
sort of business deity tho seml-provl-dentlal
head of tho great enterprise
through which they gained their liveli
hood. Tho folk of Jonosvlllo had neither
loved him nor revered him; ho had
been a sort of elemental necessity to
their peace of mind; they bad, sb to
speak, leaned with a feeling of secur
ity upon his stubbornness, knowing ho
would nover sell out to tho gum trust;
if ho did not soil out to the gum trust
tho factory would operate; if tho fac
tory kept running JoncsvIUe (-would
continuo to eat, drink, and. In its
crude, undovolpcd way, bo merry. Now
that ho was dead, a feeling of uncer
tainty spread a mild panic through tho
little town.
Tho Judge was waiting for tho two
men in tho hotel corridor. His worry
over what tho now owner of the fac
tory might decide to do about the per
fectly well known trust plans was
qulto as keen as anyone's, but his dig
nity forbado that ho should mako dis
play of It
It waa Bomcthing of a relief to him
when Brondway hurried to him from
tho hotel ofllco and hold out his baud,
although tho boy'a appearanco was a
Bhock to him. He rompmbercd him us
Hlgglns mother had doscribed him
and as tho dapper, boyish youth who
had aroused tho wonder of tho town
with patcnt-lcathor shoos and new
danco Btbpo. This palo, extremely
urban man, young still, naturally, with
a faco which told untoward tnloa of
night experiences such as woro not
wrltton upon any faco in Jonosvlllo, no
indttor what Its ago, nonplussed and,
confused him. Ho had expected nor
mal changes; ho saw metamorphosis.
"Judge," said Wallaco, who, although
a stranger, was llrst to grasp his hand,
"I'm glad to eeo you." There waB a
harassed look upon his. faco as If ho
ly wind tho clock for him, nnd, in
addition, glvo him an extra tip for
bolng allowed to do hla work.
Home-Mado Silver Polish.
Somo of tho bought allvor polishes
nro very destructive A harmless and
offectivo homo-mndo preparation con
sists of half a pound, of whiting sifted
Into a bowl, to which aro added two
ouncos of spirits of turpentine, ono
ounco of spirits of wine, half au ounco
of spirits of camphor, with ono table
spoonful of Imusohold ammonia. Mix
tho ingredlonta thoroughly nnd bottlo.
In polishing apply liberally Jo tho sil
ver with a soft cloth or brush and
then allow It to dry, aftor which rub
off with a soft cloth and polish with
chamois.
One Advantage.
"Tbero'a ono consolation about tho
prosont drama."
'And what'B that?"
"Whfen I cat old nnd nm n frrnnA
L mother I don't bollovo my grandchll
drcn will bo able to tako mo to n play tic ranstorplcco, Dr. Laurlo declares
that will shock me." Detroit Free that ho can decldo Infallibly that nn
Press. 1 other Is or is not by tho camo hand.
WITH PH0T0Gf?APH5
FROM SCENES IN THE PLAY
COfYArGM7 &H3, OY GIKPU.UHWAM COrtPAHG
might havo hnd a difficult tlmo wjth
Broadway on tho train.
Tho Judgo took Broadway's hnnd.
"And this is llttlo Jackson! Broad
wny, wo used to call you. Well, I'm
glad to boo you!"
"Thanks, Judgo." Broadway really
was glad, hnd shook handB heartily, al
though tho sybarite in him already
was lniBtrong revolt against the old
hotel.
"I'll go In nnd register, Broadway,"
paid Wallaco. "And I'll put you down
aa Mr. Jackson. No use In "
"Yes," Bold tho Judgo approvingly,
"tho town is nil upset. There might
be or "
"I understand."
"If it should get around that the old
mill would bo sold to tho trust."
Thodosk was near tho door which
led into tho fly-specked corridor and
tho Judgo was listening as Wallaco
made terms with tho clerk.
"What'll you tako now, Mr. Wal
laco?" said ,tho clerk, after caroful
study of tho Signaturo upon tho regis
ter. "Or aro you Mr. Jackson?"
"No; Wallaco. I'm Mr. Jackson's
secretary. And wo'd like two rooms
with"
"Two!" said tho clerk, astonished.
That waa such oxtravaganco aa nover
had before occurred in that hotel.
"Yes; two connecting rooms, with a
bath between, If possible."
The clerk gazed, open-mouthed.
"Well, now," ho explained, "I don't
guess I can do that. Wo got a bath
room'. Years ago a barber leased tho
shop and had lfc- put in next to it
Thought he'd rent it out to "strangers.
But ho didn't. It's still thero. but lord,
ho's dead, and I guess th lead plpo has
been used som'ers else. Know It has,
in fact."
"Well"
"Lead pipe, yo know, la val'aWc."
"Is it? Well, do thef best you can for
us. Telephones in the rooms, are
thero?"
"In th rooms? No. They's one
ncrost tho street at th' llv'ry stable."
"Well, wo'll have to maka that do.
then. Can wo got eomo dinner?"
"Dinner'n. over"t two o'clock. Sup
per's over now. Might fix up some
thin', I suppose."
"All right, do tho best you can for
us and send It to tho rooms."
"What? Send it to tho rooms! Want
I should como along to feed yo?" Tho
clerk waa definitely angry. These city
folks!
Tho Judgo stepped in. "I want you
and Mr. er or Mr. Jackson fihould
como to my house for your supper," he
suggested.
"We'd better not, tonight, Judge. To-
inorrcjw, possibly."
Broadway ca3t at Wallace a pathetic
glanco. Could it bo possible that ha.
meant to stay in Jonc3ville till tomor
row night? Wallaco sent him a look
of warning.
"Well, if wo can't havo supper in
our rooms, I suppose wo'll tako It
where we can," ho grnntcd, determined
that If Brondway really camo back to
"It Doesn't Seem Possible It's You."
JoncsvIUe, as ho Intended to compol
him to, somo changes should bo mado
in tho hotel,
"Minnlo!" shouted tho clerk, in a
roverborating voice, calculated to ex
press Itself, though nillea might inter
vene "Two Bup-por-r-sl"
"All right," ho said to Wallace.
"Want to wash? Wash basins"
"Wo'll do that, anyway, up in our
rooms."
"What with?" exclaimed tho clerk
triumphantly, "They ain't no water
thorc."
"But couldn't"
"Ain't no water," said tho clerk In
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Authenticity of Paintings Now Can Be
Fixed by New Methods of
Photography.
Important indeed Is tho nowB that
ono Dr. Laurie, a London professor of
chemistry,, has discovered u method
of photographing pictures that will
onablo him and other people to do
cldo with tho certainty hitherto lack
ing whether thoy aro or tiro not the
works of tho men to whom thoy havo
boon nscrlbod, tho Now York Times
states.
Every truo art lover knows tho
grinding apprehension ho Is constant
ly In lest by somo sad chanco ho
Imagine morlt In a picture that only
pretends to havo been palntod by a
great artist. Hardly ono critic of nny
omlncnco or authority has failed to
mako this cruolly humiliating mistake
at least onco, and ono of thorn ia
qulto onough to embitter a lifetime.
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differently, grandly, "ner no soap, nor
towels, ner pitchers, nor no bowls,
ner nolhin'." Ho turned away.
"But whore's tho key?"
"Ain't no.key. Wo'ro honest folks
In Jonesvilldi I'm goln' out."
"But where nro tho rooms?"
"Head th' stairs. Ono and two. They
ain't no others." With no further
word3 he went his wny.
"My God, Bob," said Broadway, ap
proaching him appcallngly, "you'ro not
going to make me llvo here, are you?"
"Yes; but I'm golug to build a now
hotel hore," Wallaco answered.
Tho Judgo hovered cloao to Broad
way. "I wish you'd como up to tho
house to Buppcr."
"Not tonight, Judgo, thanks."
"No," ho granted sympathetically, ''I
suppose you want ft ro3t Tired aftor
four hours on tho train, of course Gad,
It's qulto a Journey! How'vo you been,
Broadway?" Tho Judgo pronounced it
"bean," as if it camo in pods.
"Oh, bo, so, Judge"
"Buay, I Buppose, down to New
York" ,
"Yes; busy every minute night nnd
day."
"Uh-huh, I B'poso bo. What did you
say tho business was you'vo been fol
lowing" Wallaco answered before Broadway
had a chance. "Liquor business, prin
cipally," ho said tersely.
"Broadway's eyes flashed toward
him a lightning glance of nhcer male
volence, which his caught without a
sign of anything but high amusement
"Yes er Judge," said Broadway, "I
havo Invested quito a lot of monoy in
tho liquor business."
"Well," said tho cautious Judgo, anx
ious not to hurt his feelings, and, in
his heart, not shocked, -"somebody's
got to sell it. And I suppose it was
tho wholesale business you were in.
That's always thought respectable."
"You bet it was tho wholesalo busi
ness.". Wallaco broko In cheerily.
Broadway began to feel intenso dis
tasto for tho alertnoss of successful
business men. They took a fellow up
and mako a monkey of him before he
had a chanco to think. This whole trip
to Jonesvllle
"Judge," said tho energetic advertis
ing agent, "maybo you would llko a
llttlo nip."
"My boy," tho Judgo replied in
mournful tones, "you can't got it hero
at this hotel. It ain't been to bo had
hero sinco tho Episcopalian that onco
owned it was bought out by a Meth
odist." "I've " Broadway began.
"I've got some in my rocket" caid.
Wallace, interrupting.
"Now, Bob " Broadway began to
protest, but the judgo himself did not
permit him to complete his sentence.
"I could show you to your room," he
Bald, "being as tho clerk'a gone out."
"By all means. Wo "
"Er no," the Judgo said sadly.
"'Twouldn't really do. My wlfo "
Jackson was looking round him for
hla bag. Rankin always Suddenly ho
remembered that ho did not havo hla
bag. They had fled without it aa they
dodged Mra. Gerard. Ho gnashed his
teeth at Wallace.
But, even though the liquor question
was in no way Bettlcd at tho session,
tho Judgo stayed a llttlo while to gos
sip, principally muklng inquiries about
tho story which had been prominently
printed In the local papers that Broad
way was to marry a rich widow.
Wallaco took command here, too,
with llghtnlng-llko celerity. "Judge,"
said he with gravity, "if every widow
in Now York who has confided to the
newspapers that sho would llko to
marry Mr. Jones had married him ho'd
bo a modern Mormon."
"Yes, I supposo so with tho pros
pects of this business hero in Jones
vllle and a big wholesalo liquor busi
ness of his own thero in tho city. I
hot they havo been after him; But I
must go. You'll bo up after supper?"
"Very soon, if supper's what I think
It will bo," Broadway answered.
Mrs. Spotswood was consumod with
cur2oaltjwhen her husband arrived at
homo.
"Why didn't you bring him hero to
supper?" Bho Inquired.
"Well, mother, you know they've
been on a railroad train four hours. I
guess they'ro pretty tired. Thoy'll get
supper at tho, hotel." Ho laughed.
"Mr. Wallace, ho's with Broadway,
asked to havo it served up in their
roomB, and Gllroy, (tho hotel clerk,
asked him if they wanted he should
feed It to them." His laughter bocame
violent "You know Gllroy's very
witty."
"How does Broadway look?"
"Ten yars older. My, how that boy
has changed!"
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
This will ralso aro criticism to n
new and high lovel that of tho re
ceiving toller In a bank in judg'mg
money and enable us all to know,
not guess, what pictures to adinlro
and what to scorn.
Automatic Professor.
Tho automatic professor Is a me
chanical means of teaching language
which has Just boon introduced and
which promises to become a favorlto
becnuso of tho oaso and convenlenco
with which It enaoles ono to acquire
a language. Tho dovlce consists of a
combination of the phonograph with
a ploco of mechanism which operates
n rcol on which nro printed words
and sentences so that thu btudont Is
cnablod to soo tho word at the same
time that ho hears It. Tho phono
graph alono has already ben utilized,
for tho teaching of language with
some success, but tho efficacy of tho
now combination Is much greater and
tho student acquires a greater famil
iarity with tho lunguago, both written
and- spoken, in less tlmo. It Is also
applicable to eloinentary lDutruotlon
I In music.
No Cheoseparer.
Tljo lato Gcorgo A. Hcarn, tho Now
York millionaire nrt eoitpctor, wbb
noted for his generosity to his cm
plorcs. 'Jo a roportcr who onco congratu
lated Mr. Hearn on tho high wages
and unusunl comforts that hla em
ployes received Mr. Hearn said:
"I don't hollevo in cheeseparing
economy In tho treatment of tho30
whoso hard work makes a man's suc
cess. Cheeseparing economy, applied
in that wny, seems to mo aa mean
nnd paltry aa the Yonkora man.
"A Yonkora man was summoned
from his evening paper, by, his wlfa's
frightened cry: ,
"'George, como quick! Tho cook
has tried toUIll herself inhaling gas!'
'"Good gracious!' growled George
as ho rushed to tho kitchen, leaped
over tho cook's prostrate form( and
turned off tho cock 'good gracious,
think what the gas bill will bo this
month!'" St. Louis Globe-Democrat
If a man can't mako n noise In the
world In any other way, ho shoots off
his mouth.
Peaco hnth her victories, but some
of us hate peace.
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Presence of Mind.
A tramp called at Mr. Cobb's houso
ono morning,
"I've walked many miles to see
you sir," ho said, "becauao people
told mo you wero very kind to poor,
unfortunate fellows like me."
"Indeed!" said tho old gentleman.
"And aro you going back tho same
way?"
"Yes, sir," was the answer.
"Well," said Mr. Cobb, "Just con
tradict that rumor as you go, will you?
Good morning." Llpplncott's.
FACE BROKE OUT IN PIMPLES
Falls City, Neb. "My trouble began
when I waa about sixteen. My faco
broko out In llttlo pimples at first.
They wero red and soro and then be
came llko little bolls. I picked at my
fatfo continually and ,It made my faco
red and soro looking and then I would
wake up at night and scratch It. It
was a source of continual annoyance
to mo, as my face was ajway3 red
and splotched and burned all the
tlmo.
"I tried , j nnd other3,
but I could find nothing to euro It. I
had been troubled about two years
before I found Cutldira Soap and
Ointment. I sent for a eamplo of
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment and tried
them and" I then bought some. 1
washed my faco good with tho Cutl
cura Soap and hoC water nt night
nnd then applied the Cutlcura Oint
ment. In tho morning I washed It
off with tho Cutlcura Soap nnd hot
water. In two days I noticed a do
elded imnrovemeut. while In' three
weeks tho euro was complete."
(Signed) Judd Knowles, Jan. 10, 1913,
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout t,ho world. Sample of each
freo.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cutlcura, Dopt. L, Boston." Adv.
Somo people think more of "dogs
than thoy do of their friends and
porhaps thcro's a reason.
The straight nnd narrow path
generally avoldod by the rounder.
is
iirengih
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Thla ia a blood cleaneer and alterative
that starts tho liver and ttomnch into
vigorous action. It thus assiita tho
body to nvinufaetdro rich red blood
which feeds tho hurt nerves brain
nnd organs o( tho body. The cleans
work smootbly llko micMncry runslntr
In oil. You feel clean, itronqr anil
strenuous iwitcad of tired, wcalc nnd
faint. Nowadays you can cbtaln Dr.
Pierco's Golden Medical IXscovcry
Tablets, as well as the liquid form
from all medicine dealers, cr trial bos
of tablets by mall, on receipt of 60c.
Addrcaa R.V. Pierce, M.D., Buffalo, N.Y.
Dr. Plcrcrt Craat 1009 P!j Hla.tr.Ld
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An up-to-date remedy for
qolds. That is what Peruna
is. In successful use over
30 years.
Colds are caught In many
ways: Illy ventilated rooms;
rooms that have direct draughts ;
crowded rooms; damp houses;
stuffy school rooms; offices illy
heated.
A dose of Peruna at the right
lime, at the first symptom of
cold, before the bones begin to
ache, bcfore the sore throat
manifests itself, or the cough, or
the discharge irom the nose, just
a dose or two of Peruna before
these symptoms begin ia gener
ally sufficient. But after the cold
is once ' established with the
above symptoms prominent, a
bottle of Peruna, or maybe two
will be necessary.
For Infants and Children.
His Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears
Signature
of
or over
Thirty Years
IA
TKS CIKTAUH OOMMNV. tin YOftlt CITY.
MADE YOUNG MOTHER WORRY
Something Surely Was Wrono With
Baby According to Her Lament
to Friends.
Anybody could seo with half an eya
that tho young mother was worried.
Her efforts to conceal it wero futile.
"What Is it?" 'they asked sympa
thetically. "Is anythlug tho .matter
with baby?" v
"O, yes!" half sobbed tho gentle
creature. "It's all about baby. I am
so concerned about him."
"Is ho sick?"
"N-no. At least, not yot"
"Has ho mot with any accident?"
"O. no,"
"Has ho developed any undesirable
traits?"
"No, no, no. Nono of those. Jt'o
worse than any of those, nnd It's wor
rying me to death, Baby Is threo
years old" here tho young mother
stifled a sob "and ho vwears only
three-year-old sizes in overy thing!"
Easy to Find Out
"Does your father object to kiss
ing?" "I don't know. Shall I tell him that
you would llko to kls3 him?"
Only Ono,"BROMO QUININE"
To set the cenulne. csll for full name, LAXA
TIVE BKOMO QUININE. Look (or denature of
E. YV. GUOVU. Cures a Cold iu One Day. ZSo.
Treasure.
Rooster What's troubling you. my
dear? . '
Hen I've mislaid an egg. Judge.
Drive that cough from your Hyetcm.
Dean's Mentholated Cough Drops will
surely help you Sc at all Drug Stores.
A man never realizes how cheap talk
Is until somo woman offors him a
penny for his thoughts.
Putnam Fadeless
satisfaction. Adv.
Dyes guarantee
Mighty few welcomes como with a
guarantee not to wear out.
Beauty
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RPAriPRQ ct .lnl w' irtn
ba U CriU to buy anything adror
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