Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, March 08, 1912, Image 3

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Deserter's Story Preserved in Stone
SCIIANTON, PA. After lying buried
in tlio roots of a treo for mora than
a century. It 1b thought, a stono tab
let bearing tbo confession of a rovolu
Itlonnry soldlor'B Infamy has been
found by William Shorer of this city.
Shoror Is a cripple, and, while wan
dering through tho woods, near Rat
tlesnako Pond, In Spring llrook town
ship, ho accidentally brushed away tho
dirt from a pleoo of flagstono that
caught his attention.
Whon tho coating was removed the
following Inscription was exposed to
'Slieror's astonished eyes: "My name
ds John Nalr. Born in 1747. I ran
away from tho battle of Drandywlne In
1777."
With Shorer whon he made- this In
teresting discovory were John Hart
man and Harry and Louis Pilger.
They viewed the find with bulging
eyes and finally aided Sheror in a
closer inspection. When tho tablet
was tilted on one side tho excited
group discovered a small pockot in the
othor side. Pebbles wero packed tight
ly Into tho silt, and when they were
removed an instrument resembling a
nail was revealed. It was about threo
and a half Inches long and It had evl-
TEMPERAMENT IS ALL RIGrii
dently been used to chronlclo the hU
tory of John Nalr's shame. The stons
Is of strnngo oblong shape, about ten
Inches at Its greatest length and sev
en inches across. Its thickness It
about threo Inches. The Inscription
covers three-fourths of the smooth
faco of the stone, and tho lettering li
wonderfully plain. The letters are
uniformly an Inch high and nn eighth
of an inch deep.
Among th hundreds nf porsoni
who hnvo viewed the tablot In a con
tral city display window, there Is nc
doubt that the Inscription is genuine
Tho letters aro tho same color as tlu
stono, a light brown, and there Is a
suggestion of freshnoss. It is gener
ally believed that the carving wnt
dono soon after the historic lncldonl
mentioned In tho Inscription. It Is n
peculiar coincidence that Sheror mndc
his discovory almost on the annl
vorsary of tho battlo of Drandywlne
Tho battlo was fought Sept. 11. 1777
134 years ago.
It Is thought that John Nalr, a de
sorter from tho continental army, jour
noyed northward toward tho Connec
tlcut settlements and stopped to rest
under the tree. In those days the
nearest sottloment to Rattlesnake
Pond was historic Wyoming, about 2E
miles to tho south, and this region
was a wilderness. In the quiet of the
forest the fugitive probably yielded tc
a gnawing of conscience and wrote hie
confession upon tho tablet. Whether
ho lived to tell it with his lips will
probably never bo known.
Keeps Ants in Bottle for Ten Years
CLEVELAND, OHIO. Away up in
the tower of St. Ignatius' college,
where is sltuato the observatory anil
the sanctorum of Father Odenbach,
astronomer, are several hundred ants
that have lived ton yearn in a bottle
corked with an aluminum stopper,
without any food save small pieces of
sound quarter-sawed wood moistened
with water.
This somewhat unpalatable ration Is
served to tho ants by Father Oden
bach about onco a month. And al
though commonly known ns "white
ants," the most destructive to wood,
particularly to oak, of any known in
sects, they aro really not ants at all,
but termites and members of the
"darning needlo" family.
The bottle is nearly covered on the
insido by a slimy, ccmcnt-likc excre
ment given out by the insocts In mov
ing about. Tho bottle has been chang
ed onco during the ten years, and then
because that which they first occu
pied was accidentally broken by the
savant.
Tho particular "ants" Father Oden
bach has came from Florida. Many
have died, but others havo been born,
the number remaining about tho same.
The bodies of those who die are eat
en by tho survivors and it is not in
frequent for some of the insects to kll
one another by the cannibalistic moth
od.
Several instances where a Gpcclcs
of tho termites, differing but little
from those In the bottle, has nearlj
caused great havoc and loss of life lr
Cleveland buildings, wero given bj
Professor Odenbach. In one drj
goods store he found the oak uprights
supporting an entire department un
dor which a number of girls were
working, almost eaten through by the
omnivorous Insects.
Another case was that of a machine
shop where uprights supporting the
roof, pulleys and shafting had been
Qunllty the World Seems Ever Will
Inn to Condone, but Beware
of Tompor.
Of the prima donna who throweth
dish of spaghetti at hor butler tho
world salth: "Sho hath tho artistic
temperamont." And of tho washer
woman who Bculdoth her huHband
with a pot of benn soup the husband's
frolatlvca salth: "Sho hath a devilish
tompor."
Cultivate temperament If thou wilt,
but beware of temper. Tho rich man,
In a burst of temper, bursteth a blood
vessel nnd droppeth dead. The poor
man getteth hot In tho collar, and tho
collar, being celluloid, lgnltoth and
burnetii hlni to denth. While angry
nt tho womau ho lovoth, a man mar
ryeth a woman he doth not love. And,
behold, It costoth him half his fortuno
to rfic.il n his fomper nnd hin free
dom. Yet temper hnth Its uses. It glvoth
n man courage to do that which ho
lacketh tho nervo to perpotrato in cold
blood. And It scrveth as an adtnlrablo
excuse. It ho salth: "Pardon me, I
havo such an ungovernable temper,"
he Is forgiven, as If he were a lunntlc
and not responstbi".
Temper mnketh Johnny to go Into
tantrums. And, behold, his mother
announccth proudly: "Johnny Is such
a high-strung child. So much tempera
ment, don't you know." Which remark
Johnny often overheareth, and, being
wiser than thou wouldBt expect of
such a mother, he strlngeth her some
more and himself still higher, until
father steppeth !n with a shingle pad
dle and breaketh tho string.
Temper maketh madam to snap nt
the hand of her husband when It pet
teth her. And hubby, saying; "Sho is
so' nervous," putteth on a glove that
his hnnd may not bo lacerated, nnd
rarcsseth her mon, tenderly than
ever.
Temperamont, like temper, Is great
ly overworked as nn excuse. Tho
man who defraudeth the barber and
dbth his best to keep the clothescloiin
er and pressor from earning a living,
ploadcth In oxtonuation tho poetic
temperament. And the one who keep-
j eth Irregular hours and worse com-
pany. and whose shirt bosom feeleth
'ho Imprint of a rouged cheek more
often than tho touch of a laundress'
i hand, attributoth his delinquencies to
the Bohemian temperament. The sup
posed possession of a literary temper
nnient hath led ninny a woman to take
a course in the literature of the Ital
ian renaissance when the necdeth far
worse a course of treatmtnt by n man
icurist, a modiste avl a hairdrossor.
Verily, yea, verily, a sweet temper is
more to be desired than a sweetheart,
and is easier to keep Terrell Love
Holllday, in Puck.
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Backache is enough cause to suspect the kidneys. The
kidneys are in the small of the back. Congested kidneys swell
and throb. The back naturally aches. It hurts to bend or
stoop or to sit down.
Kidney trouble may come on all unnoticed. A cold, a
chill, a fever, a strain or irregular habits may start it While
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MRS. MARY I. REMINGTON.
A Resident of Gllroy, Cal.
at a Crltl-
Curod of Serious Cnso
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"I suffered so severely from pain
and soronoss over my kidneys," says
Mrs. Remington, "that it wnB a task
for mo to turn In bed. My kidneys
acted very freely but
secretions wero re
tarded and scalded In
passnge. I was weak
and much run down.
"After taking oth
or remedies without
benefit, 1 began using
Doan'B Kidney Pills
nnd was completely
cured. 1 wns going
through tho critical period of a wom
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health."
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SHELDON SMITH.
Prop. Arlington House, Woodland, Cal.
Cured of Serious Caso nnd Fools Like
a Roy, Dospito Ills 76 Years.
"Threo years ago I was almost
holplcss," said Mr. Smith, "Kidney se
cretions scalded terribly and obliged
mo to ariso ten
to twolvo Umes n
night. My left limb
becamo so stiff and
soro I could hardly
walk Just hobbled
around with a cano.
"I had almost every
complaint, that dls-
easod kidneys pro-
duco and Doan's Kid-
W ii"iw ney Plus cured Uiem
all. At tho ago of 7G 1 feel llko a boy,
and enjoy health nnd comfort. Can
anyone wondor at my gratltudo?"
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Y PILLS
FOSTER-MILBURN COMPANY, BUFFALO, N. Y.
man!
good.
This Happened on Mare.
Allen Hello, Duncan, old
How're things?
Duncan Pretty good, pretty
And with you?
Alien Can't complain particularly.
Get a little short of cash sometimes
business Is growing fnst and I have
tn nrnttv nrar nnwn mv wntnh on OC-
Tiify I casions to keep going. You know how
SUCH
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INHERITANCE!
POOR
HIS THOUGHT.
hollowed out Dy tho termites.
. - ... ... -n.
nave a penennnt ior paper it is im t , ,OHperity Is sometimes actual
ly a drag on your pocketbook. Thnts
ice cream nnd cake to them, Father
Odenbach says.
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Wealthy Thief Erratic Since His Duel
HE STOLE A I j-2k fyl
loaf of w i MT&w '
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EW YORK. Matthew W. Harbe-
son, son of the millionaire founder
of tho brick trust and great-grandson
of Robert Morris, a signer of tho
Declaration of Independence, who was
sent to Jail for thirty days for stealing
a loaf of bread, has been "erratic" ever
slnco he fought a duel many jears
ag, IiIb mother declared.
Recorder Medina, in Woodcliffo, N.
J., sentenced Harbeson on complaint
of a grocer who saw him take a loaf
from his bread box.
Harbeson, who married a maid in
his mother's household, has five chil
dren and lives In one of tho show
places in Woodcllffe, which his mother
bought for him.
"Matthew has not been well since
he was wounded in a duel at Kiel uni
versity, where he studied many years,"
said Mrs. Harbeson. "It was the cus
torn then to fight with schlngers. He
wns the best swordsman in the uni
versity, and, to use a slang expression,
was tho 'goat' whenever his college
had been offered an insult by another
university.
"The most serious duel, the one in
which ho received so vicious a cut
that the removal of a part of his skull
was necessitated, arose when a Ger
man student Insisted tho Rhino was
wider than tho Hudson river. There
wero hot words and a challenge re
sulted. "There was no reason for my son's
act other than his ill health, which
has mado him a trillo erratic. I have
given him a good monthly income, be
sides paying ull his running expenses
and the Interest on his property. 1
think his eccentricities are duo to the
many wounds ho received In his duels
Ho fought thirty-seven In all.
"I shall go to him at onco and see
what can be done. I deplore this no
torlety. It hurts mo terribly."
a preliminary to asking you if you vo
$10 loose that you can let nio have
until next week Thursday. Got to get
tho wife a little present for her birth
day, and havon't a cont to do It with.
Duncan Why, sure. More, if you
want. And never mind about pay
ing me Thursday; wait until I wnnt
some money and come to you.
Allen Nix. Thursday goes and ten
Is all. Thanks. So long.
Duncan (Thursday) Morning, Al
len. Great weather.
Allen All to the good. You're
looking fine. Say, hero's that ten.
Much obliged. Nothing like having
friends to help a man onco In a while.
Duncan Oh, you needn't have hur
ried. I'd clean forgotten about this
ten.
Allen Well, I don't forgot tho
money I owe or what's owed me.
Thanks agnin for your loan. S'long.
Exchnnge.
Tears of a Rival Attorney Were Ex
plained, Not In Too Friendly
a Fashion.
At the trlnl of Home Tooke, Lord
ISldon, spenking of his own reputa
tion, said:
"It Is the little Inheritance I havo
to leave my children, and, by God'B
help, I will leave It unimpaired."
Here ho shed tears, and to the as
tonishment of thoso present, Mitford,
the attorney general, began to weep.
"Just look at Mitford." said a by
stander to Ilonitj Tuo'ne, ' whrtl on
aarth Is he crying for?"
Tooko replied:
"Ho is crying to think what a small
inheritance Eldon's children aro like
to get."
Natural Avoidance.
Mayor Uayuor of New York wns de
fending his unti-sulTrngo viows:
"Woman has her place and man has
his," ho said, "nnd when I think or
tho confusion that would como from
Intermingling their plnces, I am re
minded of an anecdote about Lady
Holland. Lady Holland onco said to
Lord John Russell: 'Why hasn't Lord
Holland got a post In Iho cabinet?'
'Well, if you must know,' Lord John
answered, 'it Is becauso nobody would
work in a cabinet with a man whoso
wife opens all his letters.' "
Elegant Language.
"A poet speaks of himself ns i
'blind voyager across tho bitte
sens.' "
"Perlinps an overindulgence In fancy
food has given him nn acute sensa
tion of mal do mer."
These Dancers Must Don Diving Suits
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OS ANGELES. Socloty women of
L Los Angeles, San Francisco and
Pasadena aro plnnnlng a feto on the
bottom of tlio ocean off Catallna
Island early this spring. It is such a
party that even Romo in its greatest
dnys never saw the equal.
Walter Howison Prltchard, marine
artist, is arranging details, and, ac
cording to hlra, guests aro to bo at
tired in diving suits, each with an
oxygen tank or air tubes.
Catallna Island has been chosen for
thq affair becauso of tho extraordinary
clearness of tho water and remark
able marine gardens at tho bottom of
tho sea.
The bottom of the ocean will bo Il
luminated by electric bulbs, and by a
unlquo arrangement iiiubIc from a
band on a yncht anchored overhead
will bo conveyed through the wnter,
acting as a sounding board.
Tho "turkey trot" and threo entirely
new dances, tho "mermaid dip," the
"lobster claw" and tho "finny wiggle,"
will bo danced by tho guests to the
Encouraging Matrimony.
A Kansas City clergyman is con
ducting a matrimonial class, mado up
of about CO couples. Ho Is very frank
in talking about It, saying that his
object is to marry tho young people of
nls congregation. Ho called thom to
gether about a month ago, and said
that any man of 23 or 21 who wns
making $05 a month ought to get mar
ried, and that any girl of 18 to 10
should tako a husband. Ho formed
tbo society then and thero and 13
now delivering weoVly lectures In
matrimony, on buying furnlturo, cook
ing, saving money, rearing children.
A little later tho clergyman hopes to
je tying uic-n.y ma'rlmonial knots.
PcJPSsgpS. ALL TH
strains of tho hand.
It posslblo a real mermaid will be
secured to tako part in the "dip."
Thero will bo no trouble getting lob
sters for the "claw" dance, It Is said
"Reggio" Van Toolo, popular as n
cotillon leader, hns composed a catchj
waltz named "My Submnrino Sue,'
which will bo played for tho first time
In marine public.
A light repast will be served on sen
shells, tho food being mado water
proof by Incasing It in n thin coating
of gelatine Rubber pipes run frore
tho yacht above will convey liquid re
freshment to tho guests, who can con
nect with a cocktail or cordial by glv
ing the correct signal.
Temperamental Husbands.
William Doan Howella, tho now unl
form edition of whoso works Is so wel!
driving homo his leadership In mod
ern letters, was talking at a tea In
Now York about the artistic tompor
:mcnt. "But tho artistic tempera
ment," ho said, "has with all Its do
fects a wayward charm. A famous
novelist and his wlfo wero lunching
ono day at Sherry's. Tho lady upset
tho glass of wlno and ns tho rod fluid
ran toward him over tho whlto cloth
tho novelist drow hastily back and
cried: 'How llko you!' Rut five mlr
utes later, ho upset a glass of wine
himself. 'How unllko myself!' he
then cried!"
Curious White Island.
What is perhaps the most extraordi
nary island in the world Is that which
lies thirty miles to tho northeast of
New Zealand. White Island Is an
enormous mass of rock nearly threo
miles in circumference, rising 900 feet
above tho sen, nnd is perpetually en
veloped in dark clouds that arc visible
for nearly 100 miles. This Island con-
I sists nlniOHt entirely of sulphur, with
a small percentage of gypsum. Somo
years ago an attempt was made to
float n company o work tho Hulphur,
which Is of high quality, but sufficient
capital was not subscribed. Tho ex
port of sulphur from Whlto Island is
therefore still very small. In the In
terior Is a lake fully fifty acres In ex
tent, tlio water of which lias a tem
perature of 110 degrees Fahrenheit,
and it Is strongly impregnated with
acids. On ono sldo of this lako aro
craters from which steam escapes
with great forco nnd noise. This steam
and tho vapor from the lake form tho
lark clouds that envelop tho island.
Puzzle of Living.
Religionists cliidcd nbout their ina
bility to agree on points of faith might
point out that they differ only In Inci
dentals and not essentials, whereas
tho scientists differ on everything.
Take the science of living. A week
ago you would have "died if you drank
water with your meals." Now they
say It doesn't do any harm at all. Ono
.arloty says: "Eat meat, lots of It, to
build good, rich blood." Another says
meat Is poison; that vegetables aro
tho only food. A third declares meat
and vegetables both increaso debility,
and that you will live twice as long
on raw fruits and nuts. Some say
"Talk with your mcnls, laugh; It
makes tho food digest." Others insist
silence ia never so golden ns at tho
table.
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Important to Mothers
Exnmlno cnrefully every bottlo of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
Dears tho
Signaturo
In Uso For Over 30 Years,
Childron Cry for Fletcher's Cnstorin
(A&A:
A Poor Guesser.
Wedmorc Hoforo I mnrrled, I learn
ed to live on half my Income.
Singleton And found that It wns a
wise step eh?
Wedmoro Yes, only a half was the
wrong proportion I should havo mado
it an eighth.
Oft-Forgotten Courtesies.
Small courtesies of llfo soom to ho
entirely lost in tho rush for big
filings. Tills leaving of tho little
'lilngs that go to mnko a living worth
iho whllo Ib a well known nnd recog
nized fact to women who crnve these
graceful attentions so easy In the
;lvlng when the thought Is right.
Many men no longor coimldor it
necessary to rise when a lady enters
'he room. If thoy proffer a chair, It
s seldom dono with tho old-time nine
'ity. and a few trips on a city car
will bo sufficient to convlnco tho vori
sst skeptic of tho truth of courtesy's
lecadenco.
Do it said In favor of man, contin
tally on tho rack regarding thoso
3inlsslnns, that he Is by no means
tlio greatest offender. Womon who
?ntcrtnln will toll you of tho scores
jf Invitations to which thoy havo
lover oven received tho courtesy of an
icknowledgmont. "It. 8. V. P." at tho
nd of a card or noto means nothing
:o women too thoughtloss or too Ill
bred to tako flvo minutes for a roply.
Such trontment of a social courtesy Ib
in offetifo garish enough to cause the
offender',' natno to ho struck from V
it ?A list of thu hostess.
Use Allen's Foot-Ease
Tho antiseptic powdor to lie bhnkeninto
tho hliouH for tired, tender, smarting, ach
ing, swollen feet. It makes your foot fee
e.isy mid makes walking a Dcheht. Sold
everywhere, 25c. Van free trhl pic-Knee,
uddiL-KE Allen S. Olmsted, Le Ro, 1.
A Bad Beginning.
"Whenever Jifflers starts to tell
anything ho prefaces his remarks by
snylng, 'Relievo mo.' "
"That's why I never do."
Ilenson He said ho could never for
get his alma mater. I wonder what ho
meant?
Ilenpeck Ills mothcr-ln-lnw, I
guess.
Belated Information.
Albert Morris Raglcy was being con
gratulated at tlio Waldorf-Astoria in
New York on tho success of his "mu
sical mornings."
"I lmputo my success," ho said, "to
the fnct that 1 engage no talent that 1
don't know thoroughly. In entertain
ment, as in matrimony, knowlcdgo is
most Importnnt."
Then Mr. Rngby smiled nnd said:
"Two ladies wero talking tho other
day about tho Chinese revolution. Tho
voungor lady said:
'"Isn't It dreadful In China? A
woman doesn't know her husband till
sho marries him.'
"The other lady, a divorcee, answer
ed blttetly:
"'I didn't know my husband till I
married him, either.'" St. iouis
Globe-Democrat.
Probably the Truth.
Tho druggist in a smnll town died,
and his widow continued the bntHmES.
A month later sho arranged tho Win
dow display so that It was very at
tractive. That week tho town paper
contained this Item of nows:
"Mr. Arthur Edwards, a prominent
druggist of lllggliisvlllp, took in tho
sights of our city yesterdny. Ho was
very much interested in our drug
gist's attractive widow."
Tho longing of tho moment always
seems tho gvent esentlal. Wo are
npt t" forpt. tho long eternity of re
gret Curolll.
It Isn't difficult for a man to see his
affinity In a woman with an obeso
hank nccount.
Garfield Ten, tnlien rvjralarly, wHi i-uut-ut
both liver nnd kidney uaBordera.
Positively Brilliant.
"Did you hear young Pounders play
ing ou the piano just now?"
"Yes. I consider him a remarknblo
performer."
"How is that?"
"Ho can lilt more wrong keys In
less time than any other person I ever
saw."
Tour ilniwjlst will rrliinil immnr l IA) l,l,VrV
MISNT fiiflB to cum unr cum of llohlnir, ltllcd
lllunlltiiiur I'mirtuilnu I'llcln0tul4(luj. UW.
Every man hns a futuro before him,
but too often his past behind him acts
ns a handicap.
Revised Version.
Senator Hankhead. discussing an
eloquent speech that had boon rather
poorly reported, said:
"Tho report spoiled tho speech. It
was flko old Hiram's Earwig's account
of Danlol Webster's last word. Web
wiei, you know, as lio lay dying, ut
tered tho profound and significant
sentence, 'I still live.' Well, Hiram
Earwig of Skentcr Reach said to a
visitor from tho city.
" 'Yawp, llfo's onsurtin. Wot wuz It
Hint thar Now Englander said Web
ster, I think? Yawp, it wuz Genernl
Dan Webster. Ho got off a good tiling
JiiBt afore ho died. Ho rlz up In bed
un' snys, says he:
I ain't dead yit!" ' " Haltiinoro
Sun.
Mm. Whislow'H Bootliliif? Dyrnp for CUIldrrn
tfi-tbliin, Boflcna the (jams, redtic-i lnHnmmiv
tluu, ullnyH inilli.ciircrt wluil cullc. 2c u bottltl
I'erhapB a rolling stono gathers no
moss because It Isn't on the level.
An oculist can do nothing for a man
who is blind to his own interests.
riiFREE
I want every rorsoa
who Is lilllous, consul
pntctl or hnn any Btoni
nch or llrer llmcnt to
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of my Paw-l'aw Pills.
I want to proro thnl
they positive ly ctire In
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nc.li, Ilclchlntf, Wind,
Heivdniho, 2N'ervouv
licuH, Slccpleasncfea nnit
nra au Infallible cure
forConsUpatlon. Todt
this I am willing to (rfvo millions of f reo pnck
nucs. I tn!-.. nil the risk. Sold by drurKlhta
for 5 cents a .-luL For free package address
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