1 III II V -V " ' fv lS V t V Jl 'ip "5N 1 f IX t I mppmmwBm 11 v .r ll'r. I M I ft fl 3 - 1: .---, .-l. . Itf" ill-: Deserter's Story Preserved in Stone SCIIANTON, PA. After lying buried in tlio roots of a treo for mora than a century. It 1b thought, a stono tab let bearing tbo confession of a rovolu Itlonnry soldlor'B Infamy has been found by William Shorer of this city. Shoror Is a cripple, and, while wan dering through tho woods, near Rat tlesnako Pond, In Spring llrook town ship, ho accidentally brushed away tho dirt from a pleoo of flagstono that caught his attention. Whon tho coating was removed the following Inscription was exposed to 'Slieror's astonished eyes: "My name ds John Nalr. Born in 1747. I ran away from tho battle of Drandywlne In 1777." With Shorer whon he made- this In teresting discovory were John Hart man and Harry and Louis Pilger. They viewed the find with bulging eyes and finally aided Sheror in a closer inspection. When tho tablet was tilted on one side tho excited group discovered a small pockot in the othor side. Pebbles wero packed tight ly Into tho silt, and when they were removed an instrument resembling a nail was revealed. It was about threo and a half Inches long and It had evl- TEMPERAMENT IS ALL RIGrii dently been used to chronlclo the hU tory of John Nalr's shame. The stons Is of strnngo oblong shape, about ten Inches at Its greatest length and sev en inches across. Its thickness It about threo Inches. The Inscription covers three-fourths of the smooth faco of the stone, and tho lettering li wonderfully plain. The letters are uniformly an Inch high and nn eighth of an inch deep. Among th hundreds nf porsoni who hnvo viewed the tablot In a con tral city display window, there Is nc doubt that the Inscription is genuine Tho letters aro tho same color as tlu stono, a light brown, and there Is a suggestion of freshnoss. It is gener ally believed that the carving wnt dono soon after the historic lncldonl mentioned In tho Inscription. It Is n peculiar coincidence that Sheror mndc his discovory almost on the annl vorsary of tho battlo of Drandywlne Tho battlo was fought Sept. 11. 1777 134 years ago. It Is thought that John Nalr, a de sorter from tho continental army, jour noyed northward toward tho Connec tlcut settlements and stopped to rest under the tree. In those days the nearest sottloment to Rattlesnake Pond was historic Wyoming, about 2E miles to tho south, and this region was a wilderness. In the quiet of the forest the fugitive probably yielded tc a gnawing of conscience and wrote hie confession upon tho tablet. Whether ho lived to tell it with his lips will probably never bo known. Keeps Ants in Bottle for Ten Years CLEVELAND, OHIO. Away up in the tower of St. Ignatius' college, where is sltuato the observatory anil the sanctorum of Father Odenbach, astronomer, are several hundred ants that have lived ton yearn in a bottle corked with an aluminum stopper, without any food save small pieces of sound quarter-sawed wood moistened with water. This somewhat unpalatable ration Is served to tho ants by Father Oden bach about onco a month. And al though commonly known ns "white ants," the most destructive to wood, particularly to oak, of any known in sects, they aro really not ants at all, but termites and members of the "darning needlo" family. The bottle is nearly covered on the insido by a slimy, ccmcnt-likc excre ment given out by the insocts In mov ing about. Tho bottle has been chang ed onco during the ten years, and then because that which they first occu pied was accidentally broken by the savant. Tho particular "ants" Father Oden bach has came from Florida. Many have died, but others havo been born, the number remaining about tho same. The bodies of those who die are eat en by tho survivors and it is not in frequent for some of the insects to kll one another by the cannibalistic moth od. Several instances where a Gpcclcs of tho termites, differing but little from those In the bottle, has nearlj caused great havoc and loss of life lr Cleveland buildings, wero given bj Professor Odenbach. In one drj goods store he found the oak uprights supporting an entire department un dor which a number of girls were working, almost eaten through by the omnivorous Insects. Another case was that of a machine shop where uprights supporting the roof, pulleys and shafting had been Qunllty the World Seems Ever Will Inn to Condone, but Beware of Tompor. Of the prima donna who throweth dish of spaghetti at hor butler tho world salth: "Sho hath tho artistic temperamont." And of tho washer woman who Bculdoth her huHband with a pot of benn soup the husband's frolatlvca salth: "Sho hath a devilish tompor." Cultivate temperament If thou wilt, but beware of temper. Tho rich man, In a burst of temper, bursteth a blood vessel nnd droppeth dead. The poor man getteth hot In tho collar, and tho collar, being celluloid, lgnltoth and burnetii hlni to denth. While angry nt tho womau ho lovoth, a man mar ryeth a woman he doth not love. And, behold, It costoth him half his fortuno to rfic.il n his fomper nnd hin free dom. Yet temper hnth Its uses. It glvoth n man courage to do that which ho lacketh tho nervo to perpotrato in cold blood. And It scrveth as an adtnlrablo excuse. It ho salth: "Pardon me, I havo such an ungovernable temper," he Is forgiven, as If he were a lunntlc and not responstbi". Temper mnketh Johnny to go Into tantrums. And, behold, his mother announccth proudly: "Johnny Is such a high-strung child. So much tempera ment, don't you know." Which remark Johnny often overheareth, and, being wiser than thou wouldBt expect of such a mother, he strlngeth her some more and himself still higher, until father steppeth !n with a shingle pad dle and breaketh tho string. Temper maketh madam to snap nt the hand of her husband when It pet teth her. And hubby, saying; "Sho is so' nervous," putteth on a glove that his hnnd may not bo lacerated, nnd rarcsseth her mon, tenderly than ever. Temperamont, like temper, Is great ly overworked as nn excuse. Tho man who defraudeth the barber and dbth his best to keep the clothescloiin er and pressor from earning a living, ploadcth In oxtonuation tho poetic temperament. And the one who keep- j eth Irregular hours and worse com- pany. and whose shirt bosom feeleth 'ho Imprint of a rouged cheek more often than tho touch of a laundress' i hand, attributoth his delinquencies to the Bohemian temperament. The sup posed possession of a literary temper nnient hath led ninny a woman to take a course in the literature of the Ital ian renaissance when the necdeth far worse a course of treatmtnt by n man icurist, a modiste avl a hairdrossor. Verily, yea, verily, a sweet temper is more to be desired than a sweetheart, and is easier to keep Terrell Love Holllday, in Puck. IIS THE PA I mBSur "Every Picture flHBIA Tell a Story" tSnBWJ' I DOAN'S K m$m THERE ? Then Your Kidneys May Be Weak and in Need of Quick Attention Backache is enough cause to suspect the kidneys. The kidneys are in the small of the back. Congested kidneys swell and throb. The back naturally aches. It hurts to bend or stoop or to sit down. Kidney trouble may come on all unnoticed. A cold, a chill, a fever, a strain or irregular habits may start it While siclc kidneys can be cured in the beginning, it is a serious matter when dropsy gravel or Bright's disease sets in. 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Allen Hello, Duncan, old How're things? Duncan Pretty good, pretty And with you? Alien Can't complain particularly. Get a little short of cash sometimes business Is growing fnst and I have tn nrnttv nrar nnwn mv wntnh on OC- Tiify I casions to keep going. You know how SUCH mMME$Mm?$mMM3mi INHERITANCE! POOR HIS THOUGHT. hollowed out Dy tho termites. . - ... ... -n. nave a penennnt ior paper it is im t , ,OHperity Is sometimes actual ly a drag on your pocketbook. Thnts ice cream nnd cake to them, Father Odenbach says. tS Wealthy Thief Erratic Since His Duel HE STOLE A I j-2k fyl loaf of w i MT&w ' N EW YORK. Matthew W. Harbe- son, son of the millionaire founder of tho brick trust and great-grandson of Robert Morris, a signer of tho Declaration of Independence, who was sent to Jail for thirty days for stealing a loaf of bread, has been "erratic" ever slnco he fought a duel many jears ag, IiIb mother declared. Recorder Medina, in Woodcliffo, N. J., sentenced Harbeson on complaint of a grocer who saw him take a loaf from his bread box. Harbeson, who married a maid in his mother's household, has five chil dren and lives In one of tho show places in Woodcllffe, which his mother bought for him. "Matthew has not been well since he was wounded in a duel at Kiel uni versity, where he studied many years," said Mrs. Harbeson. "It was the cus torn then to fight with schlngers. He wns the best swordsman in the uni versity, and, to use a slang expression, was tho 'goat' whenever his college had been offered an insult by another university. "The most serious duel, the one in which ho received so vicious a cut that the removal of a part of his skull was necessitated, arose when a Ger man student Insisted tho Rhino was wider than tho Hudson river. There wero hot words and a challenge re sulted. "There was no reason for my son's act other than his ill health, which has mado him a trillo erratic. I have given him a good monthly income, be sides paying ull his running expenses and the Interest on his property. 1 think his eccentricities are duo to the many wounds ho received In his duels Ho fought thirty-seven In all. "I shall go to him at onco and see what can be done. I deplore this no torlety. It hurts mo terribly." a preliminary to asking you if you vo $10 loose that you can let nio have until next week Thursday. Got to get tho wife a little present for her birth day, and havon't a cont to do It with. Duncan Why, sure. More, if you want. And never mind about pay ing me Thursday; wait until I wnnt some money and come to you. Allen Nix. Thursday goes and ten Is all. Thanks. So long. Duncan (Thursday) Morning, Al len. Great weather. Allen All to the good. You're looking fine. Say, hero's that ten. Much obliged. Nothing like having friends to help a man onco In a while. Duncan Oh, you needn't have hur ried. I'd clean forgotten about this ten. Allen Well, I don't forgot tho money I owe or what's owed me. Thanks agnin for your loan. S'long. Exchnnge. Tears of a Rival Attorney Were Ex plained, Not In Too Friendly a Fashion. At the trlnl of Home Tooke, Lord ISldon, spenking of his own reputa tion, said: "It Is the little Inheritance I havo to leave my children, and, by God'B help, I will leave It unimpaired." Here ho shed tears, and to the as tonishment of thoso present, Mitford, the attorney general, began to weep. "Just look at Mitford." said a by stander to Ilonitj Tuo'ne, ' whrtl on aarth Is he crying for?" Tooko replied: "Ho is crying to think what a small inheritance Eldon's children aro like to get." Natural Avoidance. Mayor Uayuor of New York wns de fending his unti-sulTrngo viows: "Woman has her place and man has his," ho said, "nnd when I think or tho confusion that would como from Intermingling their plnces, I am re minded of an anecdote about Lady Holland. Lady Holland onco said to Lord John Russell: 'Why hasn't Lord Holland got a post In Iho cabinet?' 'Well, if you must know,' Lord John answered, 'it Is becauso nobody would work in a cabinet with a man whoso wife opens all his letters.' " Elegant Language. "A poet speaks of himself ns i 'blind voyager across tho bitte sens.' " "Perlinps an overindulgence In fancy food has given him nn acute sensa tion of mal do mer." These Dancers Must Don Diving Suits H5 OS ANGELES. Socloty women of L Los Angeles, San Francisco and Pasadena aro plnnnlng a feto on the bottom of tlio ocean off Catallna Island early this spring. It is such a party that even Romo in its greatest dnys never saw the equal. Walter Howison Prltchard, marine artist, is arranging details, and, ac cording to hlra, guests aro to bo at tired in diving suits, each with an oxygen tank or air tubes. Catallna Island has been chosen for thq affair becauso of tho extraordinary clearness of tho water and remark able marine gardens at tho bottom of tho sea. The bottom of the ocean will bo Il luminated by electric bulbs, and by a unlquo arrangement iiiubIc from a band on a yncht anchored overhead will bo conveyed through the wnter, acting as a sounding board. Tho "turkey trot" and threo entirely new dances, tho "mermaid dip," the "lobster claw" and tho "finny wiggle," will bo danced by tho guests to the Encouraging Matrimony. A Kansas City clergyman is con ducting a matrimonial class, mado up of about CO couples. Ho Is very frank in talking about It, saying that his object is to marry tho young people of nls congregation. Ho called thom to gether about a month ago, and said that any man of 23 or 21 who wns making $05 a month ought to get mar ried, and that any girl of 18 to 10 should tako a husband. Ho formed tbo society then and thero and 13 now delivering weoVly lectures In matrimony, on buying furnlturo, cook ing, saving money, rearing children. A little later tho clergyman hopes to je tying uic-n.y ma'rlmonial knots. PcJPSsgpS. ALL TH strains of tho hand. It posslblo a real mermaid will be secured to tako part in the "dip." Thero will bo no trouble getting lob sters for the "claw" dance, It Is said "Reggio" Van Toolo, popular as n cotillon leader, hns composed a catchj waltz named "My Submnrino Sue,' which will bo played for tho first time In marine public. A light repast will be served on sen shells, tho food being mado water proof by Incasing It in n thin coating of gelatine Rubber pipes run frore tho yacht above will convey liquid re freshment to tho guests, who can con nect with a cocktail or cordial by glv ing the correct signal. Temperamental Husbands. William Doan Howella, tho now unl form edition of whoso works Is so wel! driving homo his leadership In mod ern letters, was talking at a tea In Now York about the artistic tompor :mcnt. "But tho artistic tempera ment," ho said, "has with all Its do fects a wayward charm. A famous novelist and his wlfo wero lunching ono day at Sherry's. Tho lady upset tho glass of wlno and ns tho rod fluid ran toward him over tho whlto cloth tho novelist drow hastily back and cried: 'How llko you!' Rut five mlr utes later, ho upset a glass of wine himself. 'How unllko myself!' he then cried!" Curious White Island. What is perhaps the most extraordi nary island in the world Is that which lies thirty miles to tho northeast of New Zealand. White Island Is an enormous mass of rock nearly threo miles in circumference, rising 900 feet above tho sen, nnd is perpetually en veloped in dark clouds that arc visible for nearly 100 miles. This Island con- I sists nlniOHt entirely of sulphur, with a small percentage of gypsum. Somo years ago an attempt was made to float n company o work tho Hulphur, which Is of high quality, but sufficient capital was not subscribed. Tho ex port of sulphur from Whlto Island is therefore still very small. In the In terior Is a lake fully fifty acres In ex tent, tlio water of which lias a tem perature of 110 degrees Fahrenheit, and it Is strongly impregnated with acids. On ono sldo of this lako aro craters from which steam escapes with great forco nnd noise. This steam and tho vapor from the lake form tho lark clouds that envelop tho island. Puzzle of Living. Religionists cliidcd nbout their ina bility to agree on points of faith might point out that they differ only In Inci dentals and not essentials, whereas tho scientists differ on everything. Take the science of living. A week ago you would have "died if you drank water with your meals." Now they say It doesn't do any harm at all. Ono .arloty says: "Eat meat, lots of It, to build good, rich blood." Another says meat Is poison; that vegetables aro tho only food. A third declares meat and vegetables both increaso debility, and that you will live twice as long on raw fruits and nuts. Some say "Talk with your mcnls, laugh; It makes tho food digest." Others insist silence ia never so golden ns at tho table. s2 Important to Mothers Exnmlno cnrefully every bottlo of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Dears tho Signaturo In Uso For Over 30 Years, Childron Cry for Fletcher's Cnstorin (A&A: A Poor Guesser. Wedmorc Hoforo I mnrrled, I learn ed to live on half my Income. Singleton And found that It wns a wise step eh? Wedmoro Yes, only a half was the wrong proportion I should havo mado it an eighth. Oft-Forgotten Courtesies. Small courtesies of llfo soom to ho entirely lost in tho rush for big filings. Tills leaving of tho little 'lilngs that go to mnko a living worth iho whllo Ib a well known nnd recog nized fact to women who crnve these graceful attentions so easy In the ;lvlng when the thought Is right. Many men no longor coimldor it necessary to rise when a lady enters 'he room. If thoy proffer a chair, It s seldom dono with tho old-time nine 'ity. and a few trips on a city car will bo sufficient to convlnco tho vori sst skeptic of tho truth of courtesy's lecadenco. Do it said In favor of man, contin tally on tho rack regarding thoso 3inlsslnns, that he Is by no means tlio greatest offender. Womon who ?ntcrtnln will toll you of tho scores jf Invitations to which thoy havo lover oven received tho courtesy of an icknowledgmont. "It. 8. V. P." at tho nd of a card or noto means nothing :o women too thoughtloss or too Ill bred to tako flvo minutes for a roply. 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Then Mr. Rngby smiled nnd said: "Two ladies wero talking tho other day about tho Chinese revolution. Tho voungor lady said: '"Isn't It dreadful In China? A woman doesn't know her husband till sho marries him.' "The other lady, a divorcee, answer ed blttetly: "'I didn't know my husband till I married him, either.'" St. iouis Globe-Democrat. Probably the Truth. Tho druggist in a smnll town died, and his widow continued the bntHmES. A month later sho arranged tho Win dow display so that It was very at tractive. That week tho town paper contained this Item of nows: "Mr. Arthur Edwards, a prominent druggist of lllggliisvlllp, took in tho sights of our city yesterdny. Ho was very much interested in our drug gist's attractive widow." Tho longing of tho moment always seems tho gvent esentlal. Wo are npt t" forpt. tho long eternity of re gret Curolll. It Isn't difficult for a man to see his affinity In a woman with an obeso hank nccount. 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