THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, JULY 21. 1916.
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. JUNE CIRCULATION.
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Dwttht Wllllame. .Irealatloa taaaaaw of Tk. Bm
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ROBERT HUNTER. Kotarr Paklia.
Sub.crib.ra Laving th. city temporarily .
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drM. will b. chang.d a. of ton a. roquaatML
y ' Pt on King Corn every time for the endur
: ance facet . ,, -!.'" "
General' rains is a mighty ttrong Kcond. to
General Prosperity 'fa public esteem.
i Nebraska, has good automobile taw if brrfy
the auto drivers wilt observe its regulation!.'
A daylight submsrine attack on the "Wel
come Arch" does not indicate a high degree of
strategy, yy iv". ' ; .,(:. -H'''-
Owing to its unique facilities in that line, the
departure of the Deutschland is bound to be "out
of Sight" ; ', ' . '
The daily record of more or less strenuous life
goes to show that the lot of the policeman is not
ss hsppy as it is psinted. . . . ,
' -With ex-Senator Be veridge back in the re
:; publican fold, no excuse remains for any other
errant bullmooser to stay out . V , ; ,:
If paper prices continue to soar, the paper
wedding anniversary and the golden wedding an
niversary may have to exchange places.
Rival claims of battle victories which enlivens
war reports reminds. uS thst our political briga
diers are not th only masters of the long bow..
An excess of 100 degrees of heat sine March
1" officially confirms the general impression that
Old Sol occasionally ignores the eight-hour day.
,t For real soulful enthusiasm the Wilson ian
cheers of the democratic postmasters beats any
thing heard in Washington since the pi counter
was instituted. -r
"Let's get politics out of the city government
again," exclaims the. Lincoln - Star. -, When did
Lincoln .ever' have -a . city government without
any1 polities in it?: : "; ; " :' .
J ' Maaim-Wi;. -''s
Yes, but : how tan the prohibition party con
sistently nominate for president, a man who was
not even voted, for in our Nebraska presidential
preference primary? ' .. -, ,
Eastern sea beach promoters protest against
the current stories of sharks infesting the waters.
"It hurts business." ' No doubt of it Marine
competition is painfully distrSssing to the sharks
on shore duty.'' " '" '."
1 1!
There is no room for disputbg the statement
of Albert: . Beverldge that the Moose is an ex
tinct political mammal The Indiana statesman
lived in the zoo four long years and speaks from
expert knowledge. . .
The gayety of the times is surely enlivened by
the report that the postmasters assembled in
Washington were warned against talking politics.
The NSsbysV might have 'inquired with much
truth: "What are we here fori , . u
The latest shark ' captured in Jersey waters
tipped the beam at 200 pounds and bore the dis
tinguishing mark of aristocracy the blue nose.
Weight and color established beyond question th
respectability of the captive's family.
If is really too bad the junior member of the
firm of "Hitchcock, Fanning & Co." did not have
his commission in time to attend that national
convention of postmasters and contribute some
of bis rich vocabulary to its proceedings. .
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People and Events
.1
' General Petalnthe heroic detender of Verdun,
is a bachelor. '" . ' -r . .
Joseph Devlin, jM. P., who is playing a big
part in helping to clear up Irish affairs, was in
early life a barkeeper in Belfast
The duchess -of Devonshire, whose husband
has been appointed governor general of Canada.
is a daughter Of the marquis of Lansdowne, a for
mer governor general ot the Dominion. ' .
: General Brussiloff, commander of the southern
Russian' army, which has dealt such a staggering
blow at. the Aastro-Germans, first established his
military reputation a a cavalry leader. ...
. John F. Fitzgerald; former mayor -of Boston
ana one time congressman, la mentioned aa a
probable democratic candidate this fall for the
. it-!. i ei.. r . t .
aval m uniwa oiaic. ocnatur a-ooge... , .
'Former Senator William. Lorimer cave a heart
to-heart talk to about 4,000 depositors in his
string of bars ted banks in Chicago,: the other
night, and asked them to stand by him. while he
hustled for the money to pay back every dollar
he owed. The crowd cheered him and nramial
toetick. - Lorimer is about to stand trial for the
second time tor oHenses growing out of the fail'
or of his banks. The state trial resulted in ac
quittaL The oext-is'in the federal court
'Another wave bf reform haa struck the anl-
ated -scenery on Atlantic Utye big beach. The
authorities are averse to the notion that the sand
and aunshine are intended to aow annanota n
bare shins paraded for -the benefit of boardwalk
oglers. So aa order has gone forth requiring
bathers to hit the water or robe themselves from
neck to ankle nd move on: It seems imnosiible
to pull Atlantic City politicians up to high level of
When the Deutschland Sails.
The imminence of the departure (if it has not
already taken place) of the submersible merchant
man, the Deutschland, brings a little closer the
real crux of the application of international prin
ciples of law to its condition. It is easy enough
to treat the vessel as a peaceful merchantman, and
extend to it all protection and immunities while
in port; this involves little or no stretch of com
ity, and amounts to only a reasonable application
of recognized rules. - When the Deutschland has
passed beyond the league of salt water that sepa
rates our jurisdiction from the freedom of the
seas, what of her condition? The Entente Atliea
have positively declined to admit the peaceful
status Of the boat, even while in port This means
the Deutschland will be destroyed, if possible, by
any enemy warship it may encounter. --
In this event, s most interesting question will
be presented to our State department It has al
ready been unofficially intimated that the United
States will not undertake to follow the Deutsch
land to sea with the protection afforded while in
our territorial waters." Herr von'Jagow, foreign
secretary for the imperial German cabinet, has
been quoted as ssying it is unthinkable that the
Um'ted States should take this position, in view
of its insistence' on the application of the rule of
visit and search in connection with the suspended
submsrine warfare. , The difficulties of "visit and
search" as between a surface cruiser and a subsea
merchantman are obvious. Equally plain is the
advantage possible to a submersible warship un
der the rule that permits the adoption of any dis
guise to deceive sn enemy, .requiring only that
true colors be diiplayed at the moment of attack.
The perplexities of ses warfare have not been
lessened by the appearance of the Deutschland. j
While Captain Koenig and his crew are natur
ally apprehensive on beginning their return voy
age, because of the fact that their intentions sre
known, ordinary chances are in their favor, and
their safe return to Bremen is confidently looked
for. ' They deserve a safe return, for they, have
rendered a distinct service to their country, one
that is far beyond the mere carrying of freight
The linking of a thousand ships by torpedoes
would not have elevated the U-boat as hss the
one voysge of the Deutschlsnd. ' - .
' Keeping the Bench Frss From Politics.
In view of the "crocodile tears so profusely"
shed by the democrats over the republican "in
vasion of the bench" for a presidential candidate,
the trading without scruple m judicial appoint
ments to smooth out rough places in the demo
cratic roadway has more than - passing interest
Going to Ohio for the newest supreme judge,
which already has a member on the supreme
bench, end leaving the great empire state of New
Yoi'k entirely unrepresented, must have a reason
which may possibly be illumined by this dispatch
published under Columbus, O., date line in the
New York Times, whose steadfast devotion to the
Wilton cause is assurance that the item is not
printed wilfully to reflect on the democratic poli
tical engineers:
A secret democratic pact, dictated by Presi
dent Wilson on the advice of Secretary of War
Baker, is reported to decree the shelving of
Senator Atlee Pomerene in favor of ex-Governor
Judson Harmon, giving the federal judge
ship left vacant by the elevation of Judge
Clarke to the supreme bench to Pomerene as s
sop to his wounded feelings...
. The nomination of Clarke is described as
, the first step, in the plan, ...The purpose, it is .
said, is to get Hsrmon on the state ticket and
Pomerene off, the former being looked upon as
strong politically, and the latter as weak. Even
the Cox democrats, who have been avowed
enemies of Harmon, are strongly in favor of the
. plan for the sake of party good. .: ..- , -
But the success of this plan hinges on the
- ability of Pomerene to defeat his opponent in the
primary for the senatorial nomination, ex-Con-'
gressman John J. Lentz of Columbus. If Pom
erene wins,. it is pointed out, he. can withdraw,
lesving the democratic committee to fill the
vacancy.' Harmon would then be presented.
Of course the scheme may not work out as the
artful architects' planned, but, regardless of the
suceess of the subsequent steps, democratic pro
fessions as self-constituted guardians of the
ssnetlty of the courts against the defilement of
politics will be effectually belied by any such
attempt to follow up what has already been done:
;; Railroads and th War Problem. J
' ' An expert railroad man, who has been study
ing the question of troop movement in the light
of experience gained during the recent mobiliza
tion, says the railroads need $,000 additional pas
senger coaches to adequately accommodate a
troop movement on anything like a war scale. At
present the roads of the country have a' surplus
of 8,000 coaches, which will serve 400,000 men
under War department, specifications. Alt the
ears in the country would be required were it
needed to handle a million and a quarter men
within forty-eight hours. This gives an outline
of the problem to be solved. Some years ago the
great governments of Europe sent experts' to
study the methods used by American circuses in
loading and unloading, and the lessons then
learned have been of great service in the present
war. The United States army and the railroads
as well might team something were they to fol
low the same courie. At any rate, proof has been
given that neither is ready.
i Teat for Democrats.
The revolt of the local Jacksonians promisee
to develop, temporarily at least why ii a demo
crat The Jimsonian wing of the party has given
life to the definition of what is a democrat by
grabbing all the local plums, privileges snd pre
rogatives, thereon waxing fat and in some degree
saucy. Notice was solemnly served On the Jacks
at St Louis that they were far outside any chance
to get anything, not even a ringside seat at the
convention. Of course this served to soothe the
bruised spirits of the chiefs, who wore out and
finally exterminated the' Samosetts, and rendered
them all the more tractable. Their present demon
stration ia a noble sight, "but with the aenator
backing his political partner. Fanning; Mr. Bryan
going good for "Mayor Jim," and Art Mullen in
the saddle aa national committeeman, it looks like
the Jacks were out of the running entirely. But
if they want to go to the state convention as ipee
tators, nont, should interfere.- ,,,,, ,
- Down in Lincoln the furor in th city hall
revolves about the attempt of Mayor Bryan to
exercise his supervisory powers by making recom
mendations for the conduct of the several depart
ments whose heads insist they are co-ordinate of
ficers on whose preserves the mayor has no right
to "butt in." "Brother Chsrley" even, has the
audacity to outline a few changes which he thinks
ihould be made in the management of the munici
pal waterworks. We would like to see the mayor
of Omaha take a similar, dip into our municipal
water reservoir just to see the flareback. ' ,
Thought Nugget for the Day.
To Adam, paradise was home; to the good
among his descendants, home is paradise.
Julius Hare.
One Year Ago Today in the War.
:- Austro-German army driven across Bug river
in Sokal district .
, Washington sent a third note to Germany con
cerning the rights of neutral ships.
Turkish redoubt and line of trenches st Dar
danelles surrendered to the British.
Austrian troops reported close to Ivangorod
fortress, fifty-six miles southeast of Warsaw.
This Day in Omaha Thirty Years Ago,
John A. McShane has returned from Chicago,
where he baa been purchasing machinery for the
new packing houses in South Omaha to be oper
ated by Fowler Bros, and Thomas Lipton.
Five buffalo heads have been mounted by
"outs wmi to ran "
Huntington & Son of this city. The buffaloes
were killed near Hater, Dundy county, Nebraska.
Dr. Spaulding and family have left for a trip
to the Pacific coast
George W. Masson, the popular proprietor of
the Peoples market, 1621 Howard' street, offers
his stock, fixtures, etc-, for sale. Mr. Masson
proposei going into the packing business at the
stock yards. . " '
Colonel and Mrs. Doane of Boston sre in
Omaha, the guests of Dr. and Mrs. Doherty at
Brownell Hall.
. The wife and daughter of Mr. J. L. McCreary
of Washington are in Omaha on a visit to Miles
Standish and family, 1510 St Mary's avenue.
Mrs. A. Gleason of Cleveland, O., is in the city
visiting her sister, Mrs. P. Milestone.
Where They All Are Now.
Burdette J. Lewis, an old Omaha boy, is now
commissioner of charities for New York City.
Thomas Wolfe, who was foreman on The Bee
in its infancy, is head of s big bank in David City,
and one of the leading citizens of the town.
Mrs. Harriet H. Heller is engaged in child
welfare work at Portland, Ore. She was super
intendent of the Child Saving Institute here; be
fore that a teacher in the Omaha public schools.
, Mark Pollack, son of one of Omaha's pioneers,
is prospering in the tobacco business' in Havana.
William B. Cowin, now a regular army captain,
is "somewhere on the Mexican border" being last
itationed at Columbus, N. M.
Eddie Boyle is court reporter at Oacoma,
S. D. He used to be secretary to the chief of po
lice of Omaha for a long time before he went to
the Dakota..
J. H. Gayhart, who was manager of the Wood
man Linseed Oil company here is now district
sales agent at Denver tor an addressograph com
pany. ,
Today in History.
1823 The Central American states seceded
from the Mexican confederation.
1831 Leopold, first king of the Belgians,
corwned at Brussels.
1842 British under Sir Hugh Gough took the
city of Chin-Kiang-Foo, commanding the entrance
of the Chinese Grand canal. . , .
1866 The cabinet of Vienna declared its
willingness to conclude an armistice of five days
on the basis of the Prussian propositions.
1891 Fifteen thousand Confederate veterans
attended the unveiling xf a "Statue of General
"Stonewall" Jackson st Lexington, Va.
. 1898 Four United States warships entered the
Cuban harbor of Nipe, and after a furious bom
bardment, took possession of the port
1903 King Edward and Queen Alexandra
were warmly received in Ireland.
1906 The czar dissolved the Russian Duma.
1907 The steamear Columbia sank off the
California coast and fifty persons were drowned.
This Is the Day W Celebrate. V
C. F. Brinkman, assistant manager of the
credit department of the United States National
bank, is 52 years old today. He was born in Bal
timore, was with R. G. Dun & Co. for eighteen
years, going from there to the United States Na
tional bank.
- William N. Chambers, lawyer, was born July
21, 1879. He is a native son of Omaha, graduating
in law from the University of Michigan, and has
been practicing here for fourteen yean.
Dowager Queen Maria Christina, mother of
the present king of Spain, born fifty-eight years
sgo today. ;
flobert S. Woodward, president of the Carne
gie Institute of Washington and member of the
naval advisory board, born at Rochester, Mich.,
sixty-seven yeara ago today.
Mrs. Frances Folsom Preston (formerly 'Mrs.
Grover Cleveland), born in Buffalo, fifty-two
years ago today,
' Mrs. J. Borden Harriman, member of the fed
eral commission on industrial relations, horn in
New York City, forty-six yeara ago today. .
i Joseph A. A. Bnrnquist, governor of Minne
sota, born at Dayton, la., thirty-seven years ago
today. i -
Most Rev. Edward J. Hanna, archbishop of
San Francisco, born at Rochester, N. YN fifty
six yeara ago today.
John J. Evers, captain and second baseman
of the Boston National league base ball team,
born at Troy, N. Y., thirty-three years ago today.
Raymond H. Keating, pitcher of the New
York American league base ball team, born at
Bridgeport Conn., twenty-three years ago today.
Howard S. Shanks, outfielder of the Wash
ington American league base ball team, born in
Chicago, twenty-six years ago today.
Timely Jotting and Reminder. .
The king and queen of Norway celebrate their
twentieth wedding anniversary today.
The Women's Summer School of Home Mis
sions for the East will begin its annual session
todsy at East Northfield, Mass.
The postmasters in attendance on the annual
convention of their national association in Wash
ington are to be entertained by the president and
Mrs. Wilson at a garden party this afternoon.
A meeting Is to be held at Fargo, N. D., today
to select a site for the proposed million-dollar co
operative packing plant to be. established by the
American Society of Equity.
The scarcity of tabor, increased cost' of min
ing supplies and other problems confronting the
coal mining industry are to be discussed by the
Southern Appalachian Coal Operators' association
at its semi-annual meeting at Knoxville today.
Storyett of th Day.
One bright sunny morning a small boy was
busily spinning his top outside a suburban house.
. Along the road came a book canvasser. .
"Your mother in?" he asked the small boy, as
he opened the garden gate. '
"Yes, sirl" said the small boy, spinning his top
again.,
The canvasser knocked and knocked again at
the. door of the house, but could get no reply.
Coming out to the gate he said again to the email
boy: . - , .
! "I thought you said your mother was in?" '
' So she is, sir."
"But I've knocked several times and can't get
any reply." ' ' ' ' .
"Perhaps not," said th Smalt boy winding the
string carefully around hia top. "I don't liv
there." New York Timea. ' v
J7TL- O-'t- '.Sr-
Tha Calf Bay a.
Omaha. July 20. To tba Editor of Tha
Ba: BoyiVwiD bt boy avan when they
re fjrown up. Theae apeelal boye fo along
with method and preeUion from Monday
'til Saturday, when, at t p. m. Saturday,
comae a eeraphte imila aeroee each hoy's
face. Care drops and ahouldera are braced
u tha doling hour growe near.
Subordinates view this change la their
bosses eaeb week with growing Interest.
What la there about chasing a little ball
about the grass that occasions such hilarity T
It la beyond their comprehension but than
they never played golf, eeeT
"The boys" since I p. m. have been trnni
fonned from severe business men Into mere
boys approachable and pliable, amenable to
reason. Now is the time to ask for mora
alary, to suggest a few up-to-date changes
in their old-fogy business methods so think
tha subs.
Just as tha golden hour emnaa for the
sub to approach the boss disappears with
the grey smile settled until Monday at S
a nu, when the lines appear and tha law
aatties into shape the same old shape.
Your cariosity is aroused. Who are tha
driveling idiots thee special golf boys?
Z can give you the name of a few if X want
to. As the 'phone tinkles Sunday morning
.and a young gay voice says. "Hello, Harry,
how about a game T" wifey, who has long
since been resigned as a "golf widow'
sighs and thinks, "Why can't we have
game and be little girls once in a while?"
GOLF WIDOW.
Killiag Turtle- Doras.
South Side, Omaha. July 20. To the Ed
itor of The Bee: I saw by one of the daily
papers an item stating that hunter from
the South Side And turtle doves very scarce
on account of the hot weather. The real
reason for the scarcity of doves la that tha
o-ealled sportsmen have practically ex-,
terminated this fine bird and it seems to me
that some of the bird lovers societies ought
to try to get the next legislature to pass a
law to prohibit the killing of doves. They
are about the most useful and innocent of
all birds and when they only furnish about
a mouthful for those who are so cruel and
ruthless as to kill them It Is time a law
should be passed to stop the Anal extermi
nation of this bird.
The dove has always been held as the
symbol of purity and Innocence and It Is m
mystery to me that the legislature should
ever have passed a law making an open
season for innocent birds that do not light
other birds and only destroy buga and In
sects that are destructive to crops It Is
time that all bird lovers rose up In their
might and demand of tha men who call
themselves sportsmen that they cease kill
ing tha turtle dove, which Is aso called the
mourtting dove. The cry of this bird Is
peculiarly attractive, being far different
from the cry or song of any other bird.
Let us all do all that we can to save this
fine bird from further destruction this year,
nd then when the legislature meets let u
all make an effort to get the legislature to
pass an act , prohibiting forever the further
destruction of the turtle or mourning dove.
FRANK A. AGNEW.
Let Soma Oculist Tell the Answer.
Omaha, July SO. To the Editor of The
Bee: Every since Eve donned the abbre
viated, form of gown in the Garden of Eden
woman's garments have been a proline topic
of discussion. Just now we are disturbing
ourselves over one-piece bathing suits for
women. It makes good summer reading, I
grant you, but what bothers mo ia why
make all of this fuss over bathing suits
when thousands of men are having their
eyesight Impaired by reason of the hosiery
style show which Is being paraded In public
every day? One-piece bathing suits "com
pose" themselves to the water and are more
attractive than many of the other styles.
My wife told me so. What I want to know
is, why so many of the women nowadays
display so much hosiery 1 Are we going to
have a race of astigmatic and myopic peo
ple? - H ' ' COUNT VERITAS.
AROUND THE CITIES. ,
Battleborough, N. a; Warfteld, Ky.; Blood
villa, N. T., and Slaughter, DeL, constitute
the preparedness circuit of the east.
Paw Paw, W. Va., offers to raise a cavalry
troop of mountaineer six feet tall and over.
Paw Paw play safe; the cavalry limit la
flve feet ten. .
Sioux City police have launched a cam
paign against floating vagrants said to he
moving along the crooked circuit with
Omaha as the base. No welcome sign la
planned, but the cope plan to push the un
desirables along.
Down at Emporia, Kan., according to the
Gazette,, "too many kid hoys and girls are
(driving automobiles who are better suited by
age and sense for seats in baby cajrriagea.M
There as elsewhere youth and recklessness
are chums at the wheel. w.. in
junction City, Kan., take time by the
forelock by passing an ordinance putting
fireworks of all kind. In the-prohibited list
Heretofore the town- permitted a .semi-sane
celebration of the Fourth. Next year -nothing
louder than a gasoline exhaust or, a tire
explosion will be heard.
8alt Lake City and Ogden organisatioBe
are pushing a campaign In favor of home
made good for home consumption. Other
towns are rallying to the home patronage
color. A brigade of speakers will Invade the
schools and public halls and tall young and
old their duty toward home industries.
The Kaw Valley Drainage board has served
notice on the ' authorities of Wyandotte
county Kansas, that the East Kansas ave
nue bridge over tha Kaw river must be re
moved or the board will do the Job and col
lect the bill. This Is tba last of the bridges
which obstructs the flow of the river m flood
time and must be removed before next
spring.,
Tha noted Tony Faust restaurant of St.
Louis Is no more: One of the sights of the
'eity, famous for Its gorgeous decorations,
loud and sober, paintings, and eatables and
drinkables at any old price, the shifting of
business westward left the Broadway oasis in
a dry belt, and dry rot did the rest. Newer
men and newer places gradually pushed
Tony's successors into bankruptcy. ,Tonj
died long before the crash came. .
t EDITORIAL SIPTINGS.
Boston Transcript t There seems to be
no way (o force Hetty Green's estate to
pay a tax to the law and order that have
protected It all these yeara, and yet some
people claim they don't understand why
socialism spreads so. ----- x
Philadelphia Ledger i For a war profit the
German ship that brought to New York in
September, IBM, a cargo of nitrate worth
tlxMOO, which is being unloaded and sold
today for 11,000,000, may be said to have
done very welt 1 , , . . '
. Boston Trsnscriptt The British boycott
against exporter who sold the cargo to the
Deutschland is hardly likely to- gain wide
spread support from Americans, for when a
man needs a pair of gum shoes or a rain
coat he hasn't got time to enquire whose
tree the. rubber came from. ,
Baltimore American t The girls they left
behind them must be getting belligerent
themselves when they read of the national
guard men going South with pretty girls
galore waiting for them at every train to
overwhelm the home heroes with Ice-cream,
candy, cake and sweet smiles.
Brooklyn . Eagle i- Wives of our great
financiers are raising 1100,000, for the
Hughes campaign fund. This is a liberty
all women have had since the organisation
of the republic. As the husbands really pay
what la given, the women can afford to be
generous. One hundred thousand dollars hv
a trifle In national campaign fund.
Springfield Republican. Hetty Green's
suoeees in escaping the tax ass esse is and
eoUeetors and the possibility that the settle,
meat af her great estate will oamo under
the comparatively conservative lows of Ver
mont will be useful data for the arguments
of those who favor an extension of the In
heritance tax. What lira. Green hasn't
paM of her Maeetiahle share ef-tho expenses
of government many other people much less
able have had to pay.
SMILING REMARKS.
Anxious Mother Young lllllyuns seems to
be ejulte friendly with you of late. Do you
know what his intentions are?
Pretty DaughterNo, and I don't care;
but 1 know what mine are. Indianapolis
8Ur.
"She seemed pleased with your society
last evening."
"Yes; she said I reminded her of a loved
and lost one. Haa she lost a sweetheart by
death?"
"Nope; all the ever lost by death was a
Boston bulldog." Houston Post
DEAR MR. KACIBBIE,
my wife wmssoy
THE SEASHORE TWHBR.
VACttlOiM AND I WAMTTO $0
ft 1HE MOUNTAINS -WHAr
TX YOU AIM6S?
EACH 0 VdUR WV AMD
WiaUoY your vacatcns
"What would you say If I should kiss
you ?"
"That's a foolish question to aak a girl."
"Why cor
"Under such circumstances a girl seldom
says anything. 8ome of them gurgle; other
gasp." Kansas City Journal.
'"What Is the name of your dog?'
"Macbeth."
"That's a curious name for a dog.' '
"He owl a great deal at night Got the
Idea from that quotation, 'Macbeth doth
murder sleep,' "Puck.
'"Deed no, eah. I can't jlne no army"
"But your country needs you. Rectus."
"Can't help dat Ita onposslble."
"Why Impossible, Rectus ?"
"Well,' you aee my ol woman has been
evah to do police co't an' put me under
bonds to keep the peace. No. sab, Ieaa't
do no fighting, nohow." Boaton Trans
cript. ThM figure you refer to aa a cat leeke
more like a pig."
"Let It go at that" replied the amateur
painter. "A pig is much more valuable than
a cat" Washington Star. t
"Do you think there Is anything wrong
about Jlgglna?" ; V
"I am afraid there Is. He told mo the
other day that his hid never aald anything
worth repeating." Baltimore American.
Husband This paper saya that -marriage
Is put on and off like a garment"
Wife Nobody ever was married aa long
sa I've worn this dresc Ufe. .
THE SECOND MARRIAGE.
M. B. Buhler In New York Wmea.,
Over green fields and far waters, tha mern
tng sunlight was falling;
Out In the clover, murmured the .droning
sound of the bees;. . .
And lightly, upon the church spire,, nitner
and thither turning.
The weather vane was shifted by the Idle
springtime breeze, ' 7
"Who giveth this woman In marriage T"
Before the flower-strewn altar, .
The voice of the priest fell gravely:
"Who giveth this woman away TV
In the hush of the pause- that followed a
chill crept over the sunahlne
"Not I," came a sea-blown whisper,
; For I held her only a day!" ; lH
Then the father spoke, and fondly he who
created and formed her, "
Who cherished hr being and molded the
soul in Its Infancy;
"Behold, I give the woman, who have gives
her once to another,
Tot she, from the surging water. . has
drifted back to me I" t
Then came as a voice from the seaahen, a
mocking sound as of laughter,
-Sweet and low, and alluring, and softly
as a summer sea: . -
"O friends and father and all men, knew
I am not of your giving!
Behold, as of old,, and forever, I give my
self, and am free!" '
THE KEARNEY MILITARY ACADEMY
KEARNEY, NEBRASKA. TWENTY-FIFTH YEAR. - K
AIMl To proTidc thoronza mental, moral ana physical trafnta at Um
lowMt term. eon.Mt.nt with .f&cient work. For bora DM
St. IS. Charan: I3S0.0S. . ,
LOCATIONi Two milm from Kurn.r. In th. Piatt. Vallw. ,
EQUIPMENT! 86 acm of land. Four ouUdtnn. Ormnailm. swinmfet
pooL 8prat loww school buildin. . ... - , i ;r
FACULTYi Collez. araSnate. with online., .ip.rlmce- ' ' 'i '1
COURSES College prepar.tory ; eomm.reial Uw and builne., methods ;
manual trainina: mechanical drawing; agricoltura and animal
husbandry. ... . .
ATHLETICS I Football. babaU, b.sk.tb.11, track, tennis, nruBmint,
calisthenics. .. , ; .
CATALOGUE, Address Harry Robert, Drummond, Hfl.dma.tei. -
- "EFFICIENCY IS THE TEST OF EDUCATION." , .
THE IDEAL FOOD
THE average family spend 45 per cent of its income
for food. If more bread, biscuits and other flour
foods were eaten, the food bul
would be much cut down and the
body quite as well nourished. .. .
No bread is as truly whole
some or as perfectly satisfactory
as that baked at home from good
flour. -'
Bread and butter, bread and
milk, buttered toast, milk tout) rolls
and biscuits are ideal foods-desti-blo,
nutritious, well balanced and
iiiexDensive. Cut the food bul by
eatuig more of these wholetom
Dr. Wood. Hoteliiiiaoa
sajat Th. beat form of all
thai starchy food. U good
whit, broad, citbor plain
or toastod. Nozt como
tha bucuit, thwai crackara,
than plain caho and pad
dings, then potatows, thn
com moal, riea, and last
of all nmshos and caroala.''
foods and less of the more expensive ones.
Your office location
a business asset........
A well known, well kept, well
located and w e 1 1 tenanted
building is bound to be
A business asset
for you and your associates.
THE BEE BUILDING
(The building that is always new)
is such a building, par excellence.
Arrange for offices with the superintendent
L.
Room 103
1
Persistence is the cardinal vir
tue in advertising; no matter
how good advertising may be
in other respects, it must be
run frequently and constant
ly to be really successful.
