THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, JULY 21. 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE COMPANY. PKOPB1ETQK. ( Entered at Omaha postoffiee as tweend-ctaee matter. . TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. ' - r'J By earrrer ,' per month. Bally nd Sunday. . . ....... .efte. ...... Dally without Sunday.. 46e, Evening, and Sunday. ......... ...4oe. .. . ' tMninr without Sundav. ....... .loc. ... .' Sunday Bat only. .v. ........ .lOe.w By mail nor year Mt ...... 4.00 Dailr and Sanda. Bm. tare, rear. In d.n, Snd notic. of chant, of addnu or Irraularltr i )Wrr Omah. Bm Clrralatloa ttnWuit v .v u,. REMITTANCE. ,..: - ' . limit r draft, xru or portal order. Only tmt .tamps Uk la p.rmnt of ra.JI account.. Peraonal .heck;, eept. on Omah. and wttn ichno, not imHit --:. . - offices. Oawha Ta. Bm Bulldlac. govt. Omihi-llll N itrnt Council Bluff. M North Main atrwt. Lincoln lis Llttl Building. Chioago 111 Paopl.'a Ges Building. New York Boom 80, SSI Fifth arm., St. Louil .09 N.w Bank of Comm.ro.. Wuhltifton 7M FoartMBtk .tract. N. W CORRESPONDENCE. Addm. aommuntcatkm. .rotating to am and Material matttr to Omaha Bm, Editorial Dmartmoat . JUNE CIRCULATION. 57,957 Daily Sunday 52,877 Dwttht Wllllame. .Irealatloa taaaaaw of Tk. Bm pablishing companr, being dulr .worn, Mrs that th. arm., circulation for th. month of J una, ISIS, wu 7,7 dailr and (1,177 Sundar. - DWIGHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed in mr pras.ne, and sworn to before at. Uil. Id Ur of July, fill. ROBERT HUNTER. Kotarr Paklia. Sub.crib.ra Laving th. city temporarily . ihould kav. Th. Bm mallod to thorn. Ad drM. will b. chang.d a. of ton a. roquaatML y ' Pt on King Corn every time for the endur : ance facet . ,, -!.'" " General' rains is a mighty ttrong Kcond. to General Prosperity 'fa public esteem. i Nebraska, has good automobile taw if brrfy the auto drivers wilt observe its regulation!.' A daylight submsrine attack on the "Wel come Arch" does not indicate a high degree of strategy, yy iv". ' ; .,(:. -H'''- Owing to its unique facilities in that line, the departure of the Deutschland is bound to be "out of Sight" ; ', ' . ' The daily record of more or less strenuous life goes to show that the lot of the policeman is not ss hsppy as it is psinted. . . . , ' -With ex-Senator Be veridge back in the re :; publican fold, no excuse remains for any other errant bullmooser to stay out . V , ; ,: If paper prices continue to soar, the paper wedding anniversary and the golden wedding an niversary may have to exchange places. Rival claims of battle victories which enlivens war reports reminds. uS thst our political briga diers are not th only masters of the long bow.. An excess of 100 degrees of heat sine March 1" officially confirms the general impression that Old Sol occasionally ignores the eight-hour day. ,t For real soulful enthusiasm the Wilson ian cheers of the democratic postmasters beats any thing heard in Washington since the pi counter was instituted. -r "Let's get politics out of the city government again," exclaims the. Lincoln - Star. -, When did Lincoln .ever' have -a . city government without any1 polities in it?: : "; ; " :' . J ' Maaim-Wi;. -''s Yes, but : how tan the prohibition party con sistently nominate for president, a man who was not even voted, for in our Nebraska presidential preference primary? ' .. -, , Eastern sea beach promoters protest against the current stories of sharks infesting the waters. "It hurts business." ' No doubt of it Marine competition is painfully distrSssing to the sharks on shore duty.'' " '" '." 1 1! There is no room for disputbg the statement of Albert: . Beverldge that the Moose is an ex tinct political mammal The Indiana statesman lived in the zoo four long years and speaks from expert knowledge. . . The gayety of the times is surely enlivened by the report that the postmasters assembled in Washington were warned against talking politics. The NSsbysV might have 'inquired with much truth: "What are we here fori , . u The latest shark ' captured in Jersey waters tipped the beam at 200 pounds and bore the dis tinguishing mark of aristocracy the blue nose. Weight and color established beyond question th respectability of the captive's family. If is really too bad the junior member of the firm of "Hitchcock, Fanning & Co." did not have his commission in time to attend that national convention of postmasters and contribute some of bis rich vocabulary to its proceedings. . :,. , i . ' j ut--w. People and Events .1 ' General Petalnthe heroic detender of Verdun, is a bachelor. '" . ' -r . . Joseph Devlin, jM. P., who is playing a big part in helping to clear up Irish affairs, was in early life a barkeeper in Belfast The duchess -of Devonshire, whose husband has been appointed governor general of Canada. is a daughter Of the marquis of Lansdowne, a for mer governor general ot the Dominion. ' . : General Brussiloff, commander of the southern Russian' army, which has dealt such a staggering blow at. the Aastro-Germans, first established his military reputation a a cavalry leader. ... . John F. Fitzgerald; former mayor -of Boston ana one time congressman, la mentioned aa a probable democratic candidate this fall for the . it-!. i ei.. r . t . aval m uniwa oiaic. ocnatur a-ooge... , . 'Former Senator William. Lorimer cave a heart to-heart talk to about 4,000 depositors in his string of bars ted banks in Chicago,: the other night, and asked them to stand by him. while he hustled for the money to pay back every dollar he owed. The crowd cheered him and nramial toetick. - Lorimer is about to stand trial for the second time tor oHenses growing out of the fail' or of his banks. The state trial resulted in ac quittaL The oext-is'in the federal court 'Another wave bf reform haa struck the anl- ated -scenery on Atlantic Utye big beach. The authorities are averse to the notion that the sand and aunshine are intended to aow annanota n bare shins paraded for -the benefit of boardwalk oglers. So aa order has gone forth requiring bathers to hit the water or robe themselves from neck to ankle nd move on: It seems imnosiible to pull Atlantic City politicians up to high level of When the Deutschland Sails. The imminence of the departure (if it has not already taken place) of the submersible merchant man, the Deutschland, brings a little closer the real crux of the application of international prin ciples of law to its condition. It is easy enough to treat the vessel as a peaceful merchantman, and extend to it all protection and immunities while in port; this involves little or no stretch of com ity, and amounts to only a reasonable application of recognized rules. - When the Deutschland has passed beyond the league of salt water that sepa rates our jurisdiction from the freedom of the seas, what of her condition? The Entente Atliea have positively declined to admit the peaceful status Of the boat, even while in port This means the Deutschland will be destroyed, if possible, by any enemy warship it may encounter. -- In this event, s most interesting question will be presented to our State department It has al ready been unofficially intimated that the United States will not undertake to follow the Deutsch land to sea with the protection afforded while in our territorial waters." Herr von'Jagow, foreign secretary for the imperial German cabinet, has been quoted as ssying it is unthinkable that the Um'ted States should take this position, in view of its insistence' on the application of the rule of visit and search in connection with the suspended submsrine warfare. , The difficulties of "visit and search" as between a surface cruiser and a subsea merchantman are obvious. Equally plain is the advantage possible to a submersible warship un der the rule that permits the adoption of any dis guise to deceive sn enemy, .requiring only that true colors be diiplayed at the moment of attack. The perplexities of ses warfare have not been lessened by the appearance of the Deutschland. j While Captain Koenig and his crew are natur ally apprehensive on beginning their return voy age, because of the fact that their intentions sre known, ordinary chances are in their favor, and their safe return to Bremen is confidently looked for. ' They deserve a safe return, for they, have rendered a distinct service to their country, one that is far beyond the mere carrying of freight The linking of a thousand ships by torpedoes would not have elevated the U-boat as hss the one voysge of the Deutschlsnd. ' - . ' Keeping the Bench Frss From Politics. In view of the "crocodile tears so profusely" shed by the democrats over the republican "in vasion of the bench" for a presidential candidate, the trading without scruple m judicial appoint ments to smooth out rough places in the demo cratic roadway has more than - passing interest Going to Ohio for the newest supreme judge, which already has a member on the supreme bench, end leaving the great empire state of New Yoi'k entirely unrepresented, must have a reason which may possibly be illumined by this dispatch published under Columbus, O., date line in the New York Times, whose steadfast devotion to the Wilton cause is assurance that the item is not printed wilfully to reflect on the democratic poli tical engineers: A secret democratic pact, dictated by Presi dent Wilson on the advice of Secretary of War Baker, is reported to decree the shelving of Senator Atlee Pomerene in favor of ex-Governor Judson Harmon, giving the federal judge ship left vacant by the elevation of Judge Clarke to the supreme bench to Pomerene as s sop to his wounded feelings... . The nomination of Clarke is described as , the first step, in the plan, ...The purpose, it is . said, is to get Hsrmon on the state ticket and Pomerene off, the former being looked upon as strong politically, and the latter as weak. Even the Cox democrats, who have been avowed enemies of Harmon, are strongly in favor of the . plan for the sake of party good. .: ..- , - But the success of this plan hinges on the - ability of Pomerene to defeat his opponent in the primary for the senatorial nomination, ex-Con-' gressman John J. Lentz of Columbus. If Pom erene wins,. it is pointed out, he. can withdraw, lesving the democratic committee to fill the vacancy.' Harmon would then be presented. Of course the scheme may not work out as the artful architects' planned, but, regardless of the suceess of the subsequent steps, democratic pro fessions as self-constituted guardians of the ssnetlty of the courts against the defilement of politics will be effectually belied by any such attempt to follow up what has already been done: ;; Railroads and th War Problem. J ' ' An expert railroad man, who has been study ing the question of troop movement in the light of experience gained during the recent mobiliza tion, says the railroads need $,000 additional pas senger coaches to adequately accommodate a troop movement on anything like a war scale. At present the roads of the country have a' surplus of 8,000 coaches, which will serve 400,000 men under War department, specifications. Alt the ears in the country would be required were it needed to handle a million and a quarter men within forty-eight hours. This gives an outline of the problem to be solved. Some years ago the great governments of Europe sent experts' to study the methods used by American circuses in loading and unloading, and the lessons then learned have been of great service in the present war. The United States army and the railroads as well might team something were they to fol low the same courie. At any rate, proof has been given that neither is ready. i Teat for Democrats. The revolt of the local Jacksonians promisee to develop, temporarily at least why ii a demo crat The Jimsonian wing of the party has given life to the definition of what is a democrat by grabbing all the local plums, privileges snd pre rogatives, thereon waxing fat and in some degree saucy. Notice was solemnly served On the Jacks at St Louis that they were far outside any chance to get anything, not even a ringside seat at the convention. Of course this served to soothe the bruised spirits of the chiefs, who wore out and finally exterminated the' Samosetts, and rendered them all the more tractable. Their present demon stration ia a noble sight, "but with the aenator backing his political partner. Fanning; Mr. Bryan going good for "Mayor Jim," and Art Mullen in the saddle aa national committeeman, it looks like the Jacks were out of the running entirely. But if they want to go to the state convention as ipee tators, nont, should interfere.- ,,,,, , - Down in Lincoln the furor in th city hall revolves about the attempt of Mayor Bryan to exercise his supervisory powers by making recom mendations for the conduct of the several depart ments whose heads insist they are co-ordinate of ficers on whose preserves the mayor has no right to "butt in." "Brother Chsrley" even, has the audacity to outline a few changes which he thinks ihould be made in the management of the munici pal waterworks. We would like to see the mayor of Omaha take a similar, dip into our municipal water reservoir just to see the flareback. ' , Thought Nugget for the Day. To Adam, paradise was home; to the good among his descendants, home is paradise. Julius Hare. One Year Ago Today in the War. :- Austro-German army driven across Bug river in Sokal district . , Washington sent a third note to Germany con cerning the rights of neutral ships. Turkish redoubt and line of trenches st Dar danelles surrendered to the British. Austrian troops reported close to Ivangorod fortress, fifty-six miles southeast of Warsaw. This Day in Omaha Thirty Years Ago, John A. McShane has returned from Chicago, where he baa been purchasing machinery for the new packing houses in South Omaha to be oper ated by Fowler Bros, and Thomas Lipton. Five buffalo heads have been mounted by "outs wmi to ran " Huntington & Son of this city. The buffaloes were killed near Hater, Dundy county, Nebraska. Dr. Spaulding and family have left for a trip to the Pacific coast George W. Masson, the popular proprietor of the Peoples market, 1621 Howard' street, offers his stock, fixtures, etc-, for sale. Mr. Masson proposei going into the packing business at the stock yards. . " ' Colonel and Mrs. Doane of Boston sre in Omaha, the guests of Dr. and Mrs. Doherty at Brownell Hall. . The wife and daughter of Mr. J. L. McCreary of Washington are in Omaha on a visit to Miles Standish and family, 1510 St Mary's avenue. Mrs. A. Gleason of Cleveland, O., is in the city visiting her sister, Mrs. P. Milestone. Where They All Are Now. Burdette J. Lewis, an old Omaha boy, is now commissioner of charities for New York City. Thomas Wolfe, who was foreman on The Bee in its infancy, is head of s big bank in David City, and one of the leading citizens of the town. Mrs. Harriet H. Heller is engaged in child welfare work at Portland, Ore. She was super intendent of the Child Saving Institute here; be fore that a teacher in the Omaha public schools. , Mark Pollack, son of one of Omaha's pioneers, is prospering in the tobacco business' in Havana. William B. Cowin, now a regular army captain, is "somewhere on the Mexican border" being last itationed at Columbus, N. M. Eddie Boyle is court reporter at Oacoma, S. D. He used to be secretary to the chief of po lice of Omaha for a long time before he went to the Dakota.. J. H. Gayhart, who was manager of the Wood man Linseed Oil company here is now district sales agent at Denver tor an addressograph com pany. , Today in History. 1823 The Central American states seceded from the Mexican confederation. 1831 Leopold, first king of the Belgians, corwned at Brussels. 1842 British under Sir Hugh Gough took the city of Chin-Kiang-Foo, commanding the entrance of the Chinese Grand canal. . , . 1866 The cabinet of Vienna declared its willingness to conclude an armistice of five days on the basis of the Prussian propositions. 1891 Fifteen thousand Confederate veterans attended the unveiling xf a "Statue of General "Stonewall" Jackson st Lexington, Va. . 1898 Four United States warships entered the Cuban harbor of Nipe, and after a furious bom bardment, took possession of the port 1903 King Edward and Queen Alexandra were warmly received in Ireland. 1906 The czar dissolved the Russian Duma. 1907 The steamear Columbia sank off the California coast and fifty persons were drowned. This Is the Day W Celebrate. V C. F. Brinkman, assistant manager of the credit department of the United States National bank, is 52 years old today. He was born in Bal timore, was with R. G. Dun & Co. for eighteen years, going from there to the United States Na tional bank. - William N. Chambers, lawyer, was born July 21, 1879. He is a native son of Omaha, graduating in law from the University of Michigan, and has been practicing here for fourteen yean. Dowager Queen Maria Christina, mother of the present king of Spain, born fifty-eight years sgo today. ; flobert S. Woodward, president of the Carne gie Institute of Washington and member of the naval advisory board, born at Rochester, Mich., sixty-seven yeara ago today. Mrs. Frances Folsom Preston (formerly 'Mrs. Grover Cleveland), born in Buffalo, fifty-two years ago today, ' Mrs. J. Borden Harriman, member of the fed eral commission on industrial relations, horn in New York City, forty-six yeara ago today. . i Joseph A. A. Bnrnquist, governor of Minne sota, born at Dayton, la., thirty-seven years ago today. i - Most Rev. Edward J. Hanna, archbishop of San Francisco, born at Rochester, N. YN fifty six yeara ago today. John J. Evers, captain and second baseman of the Boston National league base ball team, born at Troy, N. Y., thirty-three years ago today. Raymond H. Keating, pitcher of the New York American league base ball team, born at Bridgeport Conn., twenty-three years ago today. Howard S. Shanks, outfielder of the Wash ington American league base ball team, born in Chicago, twenty-six years ago today. Timely Jotting and Reminder. . The king and queen of Norway celebrate their twentieth wedding anniversary today. The Women's Summer School of Home Mis sions for the East will begin its annual session todsy at East Northfield, Mass. The postmasters in attendance on the annual convention of their national association in Wash ington are to be entertained by the president and Mrs. Wilson at a garden party this afternoon. A meeting Is to be held at Fargo, N. D., today to select a site for the proposed million-dollar co operative packing plant to be. established by the American Society of Equity. The scarcity of tabor, increased cost' of min ing supplies and other problems confronting the coal mining industry are to be discussed by the Southern Appalachian Coal Operators' association at its semi-annual meeting at Knoxville today. Storyett of th Day. One bright sunny morning a small boy was busily spinning his top outside a suburban house. . Along the road came a book canvasser. . "Your mother in?" he asked the small boy, as he opened the garden gate. ' "Yes, sirl" said the small boy, spinning his top again., The canvasser knocked and knocked again at the. door of the house, but could get no reply. Coming out to the gate he said again to the email boy: . - , . ! "I thought you said your mother was in?" ' ' So she is, sir." "But I've knocked several times and can't get any reply." ' ' ' ' . "Perhaps not," said th Smalt boy winding the string carefully around hia top. "I don't liv there." New York Timea. ' v J7TL- O-'t- '.Sr- Tha Calf Bay a. Omaha. July 20. To tba Editor of Tha Ba: BoyiVwiD bt boy avan when they re fjrown up. Theae apeelal boye fo along with method and preeUion from Monday 'til Saturday, when, at t p. m. Saturday, comae a eeraphte imila aeroee each hoy's face. Care drops and ahouldera are braced u tha doling hour growe near. Subordinates view this change la their bosses eaeb week with growing Interest. What la there about chasing a little ball about the grass that occasions such hilarity T It la beyond their comprehension but than they never played golf, eeeT "The boys" since I p. m. have been trnni fonned from severe business men Into mere boys approachable and pliable, amenable to reason. Now is the time to ask for mora alary, to suggest a few up-to-date changes in their old-fogy business methods so think tha subs. Just as tha golden hour emnaa for the sub to approach the boss disappears with the grey smile settled until Monday at S a nu, when the lines appear and tha law aatties into shape the same old shape. Your cariosity is aroused. Who are tha driveling idiots thee special golf boys? Z can give you the name of a few if X want to. As the 'phone tinkles Sunday morning .and a young gay voice says. "Hello, Harry, how about a game T" wifey, who has long since been resigned as a "golf widow' sighs and thinks, "Why can't we have game and be little girls once in a while?" GOLF WIDOW. Killiag Turtle- Doras. South Side, Omaha. July 20. To the Ed itor of The Bee: I saw by one of the daily papers an item stating that hunter from the South Side And turtle doves very scarce on account of the hot weather. The real reason for the scarcity of doves la that tha o-ealled sportsmen have practically ex-, terminated this fine bird and it seems to me that some of the bird lovers societies ought to try to get the next legislature to pass a law to prohibit the killing of doves. They are about the most useful and innocent of all birds and when they only furnish about a mouthful for those who are so cruel and ruthless as to kill them It Is time a law should be passed to stop the Anal extermi nation of this bird. The dove has always been held as the symbol of purity and Innocence and It Is m mystery to me that the legislature should ever have passed a law making an open season for innocent birds that do not light other birds and only destroy buga and In sects that are destructive to crops It Is time that all bird lovers rose up In their might and demand of tha men who call themselves sportsmen that they cease kill ing tha turtle dove, which Is aso called the mourtting dove. The cry of this bird Is peculiarly attractive, being far different from the cry or song of any other bird. Let us all do all that we can to save this fine bird from further destruction this year, nd then when the legislature meets let u all make an effort to get the legislature to pass an act , prohibiting forever the further destruction of the turtle or mourning dove. FRANK A. AGNEW. Let Soma Oculist Tell the Answer. Omaha, July SO. To the Editor of The Bee: Every since Eve donned the abbre viated, form of gown in the Garden of Eden woman's garments have been a proline topic of discussion. Just now we are disturbing ourselves over one-piece bathing suits for women. It makes good summer reading, I grant you, but what bothers mo ia why make all of this fuss over bathing suits when thousands of men are having their eyesight Impaired by reason of the hosiery style show which Is being paraded In public every day? One-piece bathing suits "com pose" themselves to the water and are more attractive than many of the other styles. My wife told me so. What I want to know is, why so many of the women nowadays display so much hosiery 1 Are we going to have a race of astigmatic and myopic peo ple? - H ' ' COUNT VERITAS. AROUND THE CITIES. , Battleborough, N. a; Warfteld, Ky.; Blood villa, N. T., and Slaughter, DeL, constitute the preparedness circuit of the east. Paw Paw, W. Va., offers to raise a cavalry troop of mountaineer six feet tall and over. Paw Paw play safe; the cavalry limit la flve feet ten. . Sioux City police have launched a cam paign against floating vagrants said to he moving along the crooked circuit with Omaha as the base. No welcome sign la planned, but the cope plan to push the un desirables along. Down at Emporia, Kan., according to the Gazette,, "too many kid hoys and girls are (driving automobiles who are better suited by age and sense for seats in baby cajrriagea.M There as elsewhere youth and recklessness are chums at the wheel. w.. in junction City, Kan., take time by the forelock by passing an ordinance putting fireworks of all kind. In the-prohibited list Heretofore the town- permitted a .semi-sane celebration of the Fourth. Next year -nothing louder than a gasoline exhaust or, a tire explosion will be heard. 8alt Lake City and Ogden organisatioBe are pushing a campaign In favor of home made good for home consumption. Other towns are rallying to the home patronage color. A brigade of speakers will Invade the schools and public halls and tall young and old their duty toward home industries. The Kaw Valley Drainage board has served notice on the ' authorities of Wyandotte county Kansas, that the East Kansas ave nue bridge over tha Kaw river must be re moved or the board will do the Job and col lect the bill. This Is tba last of the bridges which obstructs the flow of the river m flood time and must be removed before next spring., Tha noted Tony Faust restaurant of St. Louis Is no more: One of the sights of the 'eity, famous for Its gorgeous decorations, loud and sober, paintings, and eatables and drinkables at any old price, the shifting of business westward left the Broadway oasis in a dry belt, and dry rot did the rest. Newer men and newer places gradually pushed Tony's successors into bankruptcy. ,Tonj died long before the crash came. . t EDITORIAL SIPTINGS. Boston Transcript t There seems to be no way (o force Hetty Green's estate to pay a tax to the law and order that have protected It all these yeara, and yet some people claim they don't understand why socialism spreads so. ----- x Philadelphia Ledger i For a war profit the German ship that brought to New York in September, IBM, a cargo of nitrate worth tlxMOO, which is being unloaded and sold today for 11,000,000, may be said to have done very welt 1 , , . . ' . Boston Trsnscriptt The British boycott against exporter who sold the cargo to the Deutschland is hardly likely to- gain wide spread support from Americans, for when a man needs a pair of gum shoes or a rain coat he hasn't got time to enquire whose tree the. rubber came from. , Baltimore American t The girls they left behind them must be getting belligerent themselves when they read of the national guard men going South with pretty girls galore waiting for them at every train to overwhelm the home heroes with Ice-cream, candy, cake and sweet smiles. Brooklyn . Eagle i- Wives of our great financiers are raising 1100,000, for the Hughes campaign fund. This is a liberty all women have had since the organisation of the republic. As the husbands really pay what la given, the women can afford to be generous. One hundred thousand dollars hv a trifle In national campaign fund. Springfield Republican. Hetty Green's suoeees in escaping the tax ass esse is and eoUeetors and the possibility that the settle, meat af her great estate will oamo under the comparatively conservative lows of Ver mont will be useful data for the arguments of those who favor an extension of the In heritance tax. What lira. Green hasn't paM of her Maeetiahle share ef-tho expenses of government many other people much less able have had to pay. SMILING REMARKS. Anxious Mother Young lllllyuns seems to be ejulte friendly with you of late. Do you know what his intentions are? Pretty DaughterNo, and I don't care; but 1 know what mine are. Indianapolis 8Ur. "She seemed pleased with your society last evening." "Yes; she said I reminded her of a loved and lost one. Haa she lost a sweetheart by death?" "Nope; all the ever lost by death was a Boston bulldog." Houston Post DEAR MR. KACIBBIE, my wife wmssoy THE SEASHORE TWHBR. VACttlOiM AND I WAMTTO $0 ft 1HE MOUNTAINS -WHAr TX YOU AIM6S? EACH 0 VdUR WV AMD WiaUoY your vacatcns "What would you say If I should kiss you ?" "That's a foolish question to aak a girl." "Why cor "Under such circumstances a girl seldom says anything. 8ome of them gurgle; other gasp." Kansas City Journal. '"What Is the name of your dog?' "Macbeth." "That's a curious name for a dog.' ' "He owl a great deal at night Got the Idea from that quotation, 'Macbeth doth murder sleep,' "Puck. '"Deed no, eah. I can't jlne no army" "But your country needs you. Rectus." "Can't help dat Ita onposslble." "Why Impossible, Rectus ?" "Well,' you aee my ol woman has been evah to do police co't an' put me under bonds to keep the peace. No. sab, Ieaa't do no fighting, nohow." Boaton Trans cript. ThM figure you refer to aa a cat leeke more like a pig." "Let It go at that" replied the amateur painter. "A pig is much more valuable than a cat" Washington Star. t "Do you think there Is anything wrong about Jlgglna?" ; V "I am afraid there Is. He told mo the other day that his hid never aald anything worth repeating." Baltimore American. Husband This paper saya that -marriage Is put on and off like a garment" Wife Nobody ever was married aa long sa I've worn this dresc Ufe. . THE SECOND MARRIAGE. M. B. Buhler In New York Wmea., Over green fields and far waters, tha mern tng sunlight was falling; Out In the clover, murmured the .droning sound of the bees;. . . And lightly, upon the church spire,, nitner and thither turning. The weather vane was shifted by the Idle springtime breeze, ' 7 "Who giveth this woman In marriage T" Before the flower-strewn altar, . The voice of the priest fell gravely: "Who giveth this woman away TV In the hush of the pause- that followed a chill crept over the sunahlne "Not I," came a sea-blown whisper, ; For I held her only a day!" ; lH Then the father spoke, and fondly he who created and formed her, " Who cherished hr being and molded the soul in Its Infancy; "Behold, I give the woman, who have gives her once to another, Tot she, from the surging water. . has drifted back to me I" t Then came as a voice from the seaahen, a mocking sound as of laughter, -Sweet and low, and alluring, and softly as a summer sea: . - "O friends and father and all men, knew I am not of your giving! Behold, as of old,, and forever, I give my self, and am free!" ' THE KEARNEY MILITARY ACADEMY KEARNEY, NEBRASKA. TWENTY-FIFTH YEAR. - K AIMl To proTidc thoronza mental, moral ana physical trafnta at Um lowMt term. eon.Mt.nt with .f&cient work. For bora DM St. IS. Charan: I3S0.0S. . , LOCATIONi Two milm from Kurn.r. In th. Piatt. Vallw. , EQUIPMENT! 86 acm of land. Four ouUdtnn. Ormnailm. swinmfet pooL 8prat loww school buildin. . ... - , i ;r FACULTYi Collez. araSnate. with online., .ip.rlmce- ' ' 'i '1 COURSES College prepar.tory ; eomm.reial Uw and builne., methods ; manual trainina: mechanical drawing; agricoltura and animal husbandry. ... . . ATHLETICS I Football. babaU, b.sk.tb.11, track, tennis, nruBmint, calisthenics. .. , ; . CATALOGUE, Address Harry Robert, Drummond, Hfl.dma.tei. - - "EFFICIENCY IS THE TEST OF EDUCATION." , . THE IDEAL FOOD THE average family spend 45 per cent of its income for food. If more bread, biscuits and other flour foods were eaten, the food bul would be much cut down and the body quite as well nourished. .. . No bread is as truly whole some or as perfectly satisfactory as that baked at home from good flour. -' Bread and butter, bread and milk, buttered toast, milk tout) rolls and biscuits are ideal foods-desti-blo, nutritious, well balanced and iiiexDensive. Cut the food bul by eatuig more of these wholetom Dr. Wood. Hoteliiiiaoa sajat Th. beat form of all thai starchy food. U good whit, broad, citbor plain or toastod. Nozt como tha bucuit, thwai crackara, than plain caho and pad dings, then potatows, thn com moal, riea, and last of all nmshos and caroala.'' foods and less of the more expensive ones. Your office location a business asset........ A well known, well kept, well located and w e 1 1 tenanted building is bound to be A business asset for you and your associates. THE BEE BUILDING (The building that is always new) is such a building, par excellence. Arrange for offices with the superintendent L. Room 103 1 Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant ly to be really successful.