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THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
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Publishing company, bain duly aworn, aaya that tho
everege circulation for tho month of February. 1314.
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Sabecrlbere leaving tbe city (cmporaiily
boa Id bare The Bw mailed to thesa. Ad
dress will be changed aa ones as rqattl.
Iowa's political March breeies point the di
rection of the November sweep.
AJ1 together, now, for a naw union depot
that trill ba a credit to Omaha.
Thanks, Brother Lobeck, for tha garden
seeds. It may be the last time we can thank
you. i
There la glory enough for every booeter
who helps to land a paaaenger depot worth
while.
Washington originated the policy of
"watchful waiting," but lt true exemplars are
the world'a map makers.
Ia the average voter Intelligent enough to
write a name In the ballot? Just watch Ne
braska republicans write In the name of
llughea.
However, the atreet cleaning department
need not wait for "cleanup week" to visit
etreels that have not felt the touch pf en of
ficial broom alnce winter waa a kid. .
The music of tha old-time flddlara ii all that
la claimed for It on tha score of aenttment,
memories and bygone thrills, but the real try
out of musical talent awalta a contest of spring
political fiddlers. .
, Demand for automobile licensee In Ne
braska showa no abatement. One car for every
twenty-four persons, a total of 62,000 licenses,
indicates speeding up preparedness which mocks
the rising price of gas.
Tha World Herald says It started toe union
depot movement ia January. Good. Still its
dense silence about It from January to the end
of March would ordinarily be taken to indicate
a lapse of enthusiasm.
watchdogs or tha national treasury are
right on the Job during business hours. A few
dogs of war sought to reach tha commissary
department of Fort Ethan Allen for six quarts
ef milk and four loavea of bread a day, but
were promptly chased off tha pork reservation
Fleet oess of foot alone saved their hides.
The apectacle of Senator Kern leading
"Tom", Taggart to the vice president's desk to
take tha oath of senator la worthy of a Hooster
artist brush. Taggart baa been the political
teacher and trainer of Kern and Kern recipro
cated aa the megaphone for Taggart. The prea
ent scene ia typical of tha apt pupil leading his
teacher to the honors of atate, and deserves
place among tho historic murals of the capltol
Tha water district law still proclaims its
"intent and purpose" to be "not only to re
move aatd board of director, but Ukewlae tha
mpkye f the local water district from the
influence of partisan politics." How long la
the board going to stand for ita pay-roll era
ployea drawing fat salaries devoting the bulk
of their time to running for partisan political
office in direct violation of the law they have
aworn to obeyf
Welcome the New Union Depot Recruit.
t.reotings to the new L'nlon Depot recruit.
Welcome to the World-Herald, at last Join
ing The Be In the movement to secure ade
ouate passenger accommodations for Omaha
from the railroads.
It In no way affecta us that the World
Herald now tries to make out that It was the
"original" t'nlon Depot champion.- All the
Omaha newspapers have, at one time or an
other, pointed out the need of up-to-date sta
tion facilities, but It remained for The Bee to
ae that the time waa bow ripe for persistent
and affective agitation. Our readers will re
member that at the very start of this agitation
several weeks ago, we Issued an open Invitation
to our contemporarlea to come on In with us,
assuring them that the succesa would bring
"glory enough for all." We welcome tha
World-Herald's acceptance of this invitation,
even though tardy, and we renew it for the
third newspaper, which we hope will yet wake
up to the fact that the demand for a new Union
Depot Is real and that the people of Omaha
are In earnest about it.
To show our good faith, we repeat what the
World-Herald says very pointedly In reinforcing
The Bee'a argument:
Over 1,000,000 passengers pass through Omaha each
year, not counting the local travel, and It la certain
that tharo la nothing In their flrat glimpse of our
terminals to causa anything hut rejoicing In the fact
that they don't hava to disembark hare.
It la positively up to tha Omaha railroads to dj
something and to do It quick! The hard-times allhl
which has been found so useful by them for soma
years will not answer now they have mora business
than they know how to handle.
Tha transportation llnea are constantly yelling
for fair play, and Omaha will deal with them only
on that baaie fair play for the rallrnada, and th
same for this city.
A now Union Depot to equal anything possessed
by any other1 metropolis of the size ia the solution,
and there ahould ba no compromise.
We repeat alao that If all the factors and
fr.rces Interested In the upbuilding of Omaha,
take vlgoroas hold for a new Union Depot, the
rallroade wilt not be able to stand out very long.
More Straws
Thirty Years Ago
This Day in Omaha
Comellee. ttwm Bee rilee.
Tha tholr of tua Coneregational church, aaalatad b
Nal M. BrlgUam. gave a delightful concert, concluding
it aeries. One of tha garoa at tha evening waa a song
hy Mrs. Squires, with violin obllgato by Mr. Ints.
Tiia funeral of tha lato Bdwln Kmythe took place
fiom the riden-e of Mrs. Sophia Lowe, 111 Ffcrnam
tteet, and was largely attended. The eervloea were
conducted by Rev. A, F. Kherrell. paator of tha Flrat
Congregational church, aaalated by Rev. John Will
ikine. rector of Ht. Barnabas'. Tha pallbearers, aa
ln'Kd from tha fire companies, ware Assistant Chiefs
(i.Muim and Baiter. Captain Webb of No. a. Captain
Vsaime of hook and ladder. Captain Ore be of No. (,
Jainea O'Brien, driver of the hooks; Jamee' ttomell
snd Tttojiiae Ituane.
The old liard mansion, on tha corner of Twenty
ir. i,nd and Webster, la being torn down, having been
old by John A. Cratahtoa te contractors, who will
On-rxe of the materials at Junk prloea. Tha house,
Klitrh has been tUa scene of many dlatlngulahed gath
erings, waa built In 14 by Uovernor Isard and waa
uc( urkd by Lira during his two yea is" atay la Omaha,
afirrwardi becoming part of the Creighton aetata.
A (.all for a Third ward republican rally la algned
l y r-amuel beattr, ltr J. Williams and John A.
fckhU r a the ward committee.
Mr and Urs. J. W. Caswell are gueate of Mr. and
M s H-nuer. Mr. Caswell Is a son of fcanetor Caswell
of Wisconsin and his wife a sister ef Mrs. Beamer.
rid Waaarn. forraeily a butcher with Hammond A
Co., l vitiied tl) a Oieat market.
What We Vote for in Nebraska This Year.
It seeme that many Intelligent votere are
confused and uncertain as to what the presi
dential primary in Nebraska calls for in addition
to the usual nominations for state and local
offlcaa.
When the voter goes Into the booth ibis
year, it being the year of a presidential election.
he will find hla ballot headed with sub-titles of
preference) for president and vice president. He
will also be called upon to vote for two presi
dential electors-at-large and one presidential
elector from his congressional district. He will
likewise vote for four delegates-at-large and a
Ilka number of alternates to represent bla party
in Its national convention. I j will alao vote
for one national committeeman for the political
party with which he affiliates.
These are the offices and positions to be filled
at this primary in addition to and distinct from
those that appear on the ordinary off-year pri
mary ballot.
Contrasts in Mexico.
Pictures In strong contrast are Just now
being shown in Mexico. The people, misunder
stood on this and misrepresented on the other
side of the border, coming into contact with the
soldiers In General Pershing's expedition, are
getting a better first-hand knowledge of Amer
icans. They are beginning to understand the
friendly nature of the call, to know that a wide
difference exists between the soldiers of the
United Statea and the banditti who have mas
queraded as soldiers for years in Chihuahua.
With thla understanding Is growing up a con
fidence that means much for future relations.
On the other hand, Carransa by his dilatory
methods Is hampering the movement, and is
showing a most unfriendly attitude. Pretend
ing to preserve his dignity, and the integrity
ot his country, which were never threatened,
hr Is In fact aiding Villa and his crew of mur
derers to make good their escape by haggling
over the use of the railroads needed to handle
supplies for the American troopa and thus ren
der their activity the more efficient. This at
titude is characteristic of the man, who has
been described as "the most misunderstood
man In Mexico;'' misunderstood because Ameri
cans are unable to grasp the sweep of his in-
gtatltude, the narrowness of bla nature, or the
pettiness of his conduct.
the marvel will alwaya be how a man of Car
rrnxa's quality waa ever able to bam boo tie the
president of the United Statea into the miser
able intrigue that la now becoming apparent.
Some day, perhaps, the agencies that have ao
far concealed themselves behind the "first
chief" will be forced into the open, and thus
clear up what la now a puisle.
Water Power and Politics.
The streams of the west, and especially
those of Nebraska, are at last to be utilised.
They are being made to serve the purposes of
the politicians, who hope to float Into office on
the rippling waters of the rlvera that flow from
mountain to sea. This is not a new thing, no
tewer than the discovery that running water
may be made useful by turning Us energy into
power, and transforming that power into light
and heat and other forms for man'a uses.
These streams have flown across Nebraska for
unnumbered ages, but only lately have they be
come serviceable to the politician. Now, in
lieu ot another Issue, they are being paraded
with much pomp and display for the bewilder
ment of voters who may be momentarily blinded
by the dazzling display of words and imposing
array ot flgurea back of which lurk the selfish
offlce-aeekera. The economic features ot the
problem are entirely Ignored by the schemers
who are busy at befooling the people. The water
power of Nebraska has been looked Into very
carefully by experts, and examined from every
angle and to the full extent of Ita possibilities.
It does exist, and Is now available, but it has
not been developed by private 'capital, for the
sole reason that It has not presented a suf
ficiently attractive field. The salvation ot Ne
braska, happily, doea not depend on the aud
denly discovered condition over -which such a
pow-wow Is being held.
With young mutton bringing fll.Ti on tha
hoof, it behooves the March lamb to give pack
ing-town the distant salute and save ita hide.
'Hearfcea ame Stirs teaereae.
New Tork Times' Wsshlngton Correspondence: i
Representative Simeon V. Fesa, an Ohio republican
and supporter of ex-Benator Burton for the presi
dential nomination. Inadvertently caused a demon
stration In tha house today (March 26) by mentioning
tha name of Associate Justice Charles K. Hughes
of the I'nlted Ktatee supreme court. Many members
on tho republican side of the chamber Interrupted tha
Ohio congressmen by applauding for neatly a minute.
Mr. Pees referred to Juetire Hngnea during the
debate on the literacy test provision of tha Burnett
Immigration bill. In reply to a speech by Repre
sentative O'Bhsughneasy of Rhode Island. Mr. Fesa,
who was formerly a college president, spoke of the
founding of Brown college, from whloh came Horace
Mann, E. Benjamin Andrews, Charles E. Hughes, and
other famoua educators and statesmen.
As Mr. Fees reached the name of Justice Hughes
the applause suddenly swept over the republican side,
and the Ohio member stood In rather embarrassed
fashion, attempting to proceed. Just at that moment
the time of the Ohloan expired. He aaked for one
minute additional, which was allotted y Representa
tive Burnett, In charge ot the Mil.
"Is Justice Hughes now placed In nomination
asked Representative Oal!aher of luinote.
I will say more about that If he gets to be preel-
dent," said Mr. Feas. Again the applause broke out.
It was the first time that the name ot tha ex-gov
ernor of New York had been mentioned In house de
bate since the movement was begun to make htm
tha presidential nominee. The republican applause
was so loud and persistent that members rushed In
from the closk rooms snd corridors to seeertaln the
cause of the demonstration.
Mr. Fess supported the literacy teat provision of
the Burnett bill, but when he was allowed an addi
tional minute of time Mr. Burnett facetiously re
marked :
"I am not yielding time to the gentleman to make
presidential nomination."
"Then I withdraw the nomination." aald Mr. Fees,
while the democrata laughed.
Jodarsblp w0 le the Way.
Bt I.011U Globe-Democrat: People who profess to
sea perils to the Judiciary In the acceptance of the
presidential nomination by Justice Hughes overlook
the ressons for the republican clamor for Hughes.
It is not Hughes the Judge hla admirers wtett to
nominate, but Hughea the republloan statesman.
There Is no decision of his whloh la likely to be an
Issue In the coming campaign. There have been
times when a supreme Judge and hla attitude were
an Issue In politics. Jefferson died without his bit
terness against John Ma renal 1 softening. Jackson
made one of Marshall's decisions an Issue la his sec
ond campaign, saying: "tt the people decide who Is
right." Roger B. Taney's personality became in
volved In the political controversy ever the Dred
Bcott dec ision. Halmon P. Chase waa ready to accept
a democratic presidential nomination against Grant.
Tha vote of Oeorge Phlras on the Income ts wss a
side Issue of tha campaign of IB The dissenting
opinion of John M. Harlan as to "the rule of reason"
was one of tha features of the last presidential cam
paign. Thee have been ttanee and there may be
times again when the decislona of the eupreme eourt
will be political Issues. Although no Juatloe has ever
been nominated for president, there is a possibility
that some one may try U and that ha may write
opinions to win popular applause. But the people
can attend to such a demagogue. If one ever appears.
There Is not the slightest element of this m the
clamor for Hughes. Hla aloofness from the party
fight ot 191!. due to his position and not to polltloal
cowardice. Is a great asset. No man big enough for
president remained neutral In that struggle. If he
waa actively In politics. Even In 111 many , repub
licans turned hopeful eyes on Hughes, In the tnld"t
of the turmoil. He Is not an unknown, except that,
he haa not chattered about our foreign relatione. But
his fine sense snd splendid Americanism, manifested
during his political career, may be depended upon.
The republicans will give their views en all quea
tlons proper for treatment In a national platform
and there Is no doubt but what they win meet wun
the approval of Hughes, whether he becomes a can
didate or not. His acta and utteraneee while gov
ernor and his marvelous speeches In the 1908 cam
paign proved him a thorough republican.
Aimed at Omaha
Beatrice Express: The Omaha Bee la ot the opin
ion that the snakes Crlven out of Ireland by St. Pat
rick must hava been reincarnated In Mexico. In which
oaaa Uncle Sam will undoubtedly prove a worthy suc
cessor of Ireland's Illustrious saint.
Aurora Republican: The statement that no official
can be elected In Omaha who to not under the con
trol of tha liquor Interests Is rather startling espe
cially when It comes from a man who himself held
an Important publlo tosltlon In that city for a long
term of years and la now running for governor aa the
only simon-pure Champion of tbe prohibition amendment.
Tork Times-News: If Omaha would Just take the
advice of the pacifists and prepare for a union depot
It would be sure to eome.
Hastings Tribune: The Omaha Bee says that Omaha
never would have had. the Grain exchange but for
forcing the railroads to It. If Omaha succeeded In
forcing tho railroads to do anything It certainly
must have some force and persuasive power also.
Orand Island Independent: What waa only seven
years sgo Omaha'e "moat beautiful love match."
reaching the climax ot the moat elaborate and bril
liant wedding, haa now reached the atate of divorce
proceedings. One cannot tell from the wedding days
which are the most successful marriages.
Newman Grove Reporter: A critic ssya that the
picture of Imogen Fontenelle that hangs In the lobby
of the Fontenelle hotel In Omaha looks like an east
ern woman arrayed In a horse blanket. Omaha folks
are making themselves sorter ridiculous la this Fon
tenelle business.
Nebraska City Press: Reporters on metropolitan
newspapers who find delight la poking run at coun
try folks are hurting their eommunltlaa, their new-
papere and themselves. Tbe reporter on an Omaha
newspaper who wrote an article a few days ago about
two .unsophisticated farmers arriving at the Union
station and taking the police patrol wagon in mistake
tor a taalcab had a funny story, but he looked at only
one aide of the question. The city folks are a great
deal more unsophisticated In the oombre. Any man
who haa spent hla yeara In a rural oommunHy under-
stsnds tha greennese of the city lad or lassie who
romee out to spend a few daya with relatives and
friends. And the country Journalists have ee far
refrained from making unkind comment about it
The metropolitan reporters on the metropolitan
Omaha newspapers might be taken for alfalfa them
aelvee were they te leave Farnam street and spend
the week-end In some village.
Wsajld RestrwJw War Adreeatea.
NEBRASKA CTTT. Neb.. March 2K-TO
tha Editor of The Bee: Do the roaseee
of Americans want Intervention? Bin Is
the cause of the European war. Cove
tousneee for more territory, greater
wealth or more power are the causes of
all ware, which could be avoided. We as
people of the Vnlted Wstes hsve a vague
Idea of the Intense misery, surfering ana
hardships and death caused by this colos
sal war. "When we read how large cities
are being destroyed with their homes by
the tens of thousands, hushsnds and sons
gone and very likely dead: women with
out any support, food or clothing and
their little ones the same, and cast to
the four winds of the earth.
In the face of all ot thla as undoubted
fscts we read constantly of men, who
are thinkers, advocating and urging In
tervention or war on Mexloo. Our presi
dent and his cabinet are taxing their
brains to honorably keep out of a strug
gle with these people.
We greatly question If these 'spark"
klndlers of war sincerely hsve the true
spirit of patriotism at heart or whether
It le the almighty dollar: and H Is a ques
tion If these very ones would volunteer,
and, If drafted, would hire a substitute at
almost any prloe. Do they not see the
awful loss of Ufa, misery and pain, be
sides the billions of money which must
follow? I for one would like to see our
congress enact measures of stringent
nature to govern these war advocates.'
I believe there Is plenty of Justice In
the breasts of the American people to de
mand war and that In due time.
J. U BENTZ.
Te et Mr. Cot toe Right.
AINS WORTH, Neb., March X.-To the
Editor of The Bee: My attention 'has Juat
been called to the fact that an Item In
The Bee In connection with the Kennedy
meeting held here gave me as authority
for the statement that Brown county re
publics ns were solid for Kennedy. The
Item said: "I told Mr. Aldrtch when he
waa here some time ago that I wss for
Kennedy snd that the whole republican
party of Brown county wanted Kennedy
nominated."
Now, In the first place, Governor Ald
tich haa not been la Alnsworth for six
years. Hs was then making his first can
vass for for governor. I could not hsve
said anything like the above then. I have
said nothing of that kind ever. I met Mr.
Kennedy last week when he was here
and found him a pleasant gentleman. I
also met a press representative who waa
with him, but to neither of these gentle
men did I say anything like the above.
I did say that Mr. Kennedy had many
friends In Brown county, as he has. And
I am sura he will get a good vote here.
But I did not aay that I was for him.
If he la nominated at the primaries I will
take great pleasure In voting for him In
November, but In the primaries I am for
Governor Aldrlch, whom I have known
for a much longer time, and who accom
plished ao much for the people of this
state while In the legislature and in the
executive office. Please do ma the favor
of making thta correction.
JOHN M. COTTON.
Prwaipteeaa ts. Delay.
OMAHA. South Bide. March t& To ths
Editor ef The Bee: Our caption seems ot
much importance at thla time, and should
be looked at with careful consideration at
all times, and especially at critical times
In tbe life ef aa Individual, atate or
nation.
Delay may mean work not weir done.
discouragement or disaster. Also, It may
mean that a foroed action Is very un
satisfactory In ita ending, no results
being .obtained.
At the beginning ot the present seaston
of congrese oertain things were urged
upon congress by the executive, and his
party agreed that they should take prece
dence to all other matters. Three months
has now elapsed and oongreas Is about
where it atartad on these matters of Im
portance. Such la the obstructive ability
of a group In congress of a pacifist class
who seem to be led by eur Nebraaka
friend, the late secretary of atate. This
person, while professing the greatest con
sideration for his former chief, has done
nothing te advanoe legislation alnce leav
tng the cabinet, but roams the country
propagating hla theories, thereby Imped'
tng legtalatlon whloh may mean much to
the nation. The members of oongreaa
who hava allowed themeelves to be led
hy the nose as It were' can only be com-
Pared to the petty-fogging lawyer, and
ahould be relegated te a rear aeat for
their perfidy.
Promptness to action should have been
the watchword, because of the crl'l al
position the government has been placed
In, and grave consequences may resit if
action Is not speedy.
In dealing with the Mexican situation.
by delay much trouble baa already been
experlanoed and It cannot now be esti
mated aa to the amount; time can now
only tell. The recent raid into United
Plates territory by Villa and his bandit
force has been met with, promptness by
tha executive, and should be prosecuted
with vigor and tbe bandit chief be mads
to suffer the extreme penalty without
reference te the de facto government of
Mexico. OUNKER.
People and Events
Around the Cities
Tfusltand Thle la the limit Vnn i,
ordered two new dreasee dun t you know
,""" are lurraiiT neaa over esrs In
Wife Oh. ves. I know, hut tho Hnu.
maker doesn t. Baltimore American.
She Teu'd think he'd cut more ice!
le a Ann tt (ha Ij.v,tni( -
He I know but he married a daughter
me resolution. j una.
of
"So Blank has l"nnn ws'OSft f ft fsvtrin V I
gold mine. Has he taken his wife along?''
ne says sne 11 he sure to find the
rockets If there are any." Roaton
Transcript.
Redd He must have become quite an
ntertslner since he got his automobile.
Greene Whv?
They sav he has a blowout nearlv
every day. Tonkers Statesman.
A woman lawyer recently appeared before aa
English court In a wig and gown and threw the
Judge Into a fit. It a women thus garbed can be as
great a fright aa a man, tha Judge la entitled te an
other nt.
Philadelphia hotel keepers era getting together on
the proposition that serving breed and butter free
with erdere spells a lose ef .) a year and they
are going te atop It by placing each article la the
Jltoey class.
Chicago Is having aa art war and ths
output of temperamental adjectlvea ma
terially swells the volume of ths cele
brated lake breese.
Sioux City motorists have arranged a
personal card, which Is Intended to keep
them out ef Jail la case the cope oaten
them rupturnlng traffio regulations. The
card will guarantee appearance. Police
approval is yet to be had.
Toungstown. O.. la worrying to the
verge of alarm ever the indictment of
steel trust magnatea fcr alleged cone pi r
acv to regulate wages of unskilled labor.
It Is feared tha peved magnatea will
abandon the projected new. plant which
la to cost Ss.ono.ooe,
Eight vesaals have been chartered for a
new steamship service between Puget
eound ports on the Paoifle eoest of tha
United Statea and Vladlvoetols. It Is ex
pected that the new service will help re
lloce the congestion of freight at Puget'
sound.
New Tork'a breedllnee have been abol
ished. Offerings ef work for men to
the breadlinera brought responses from
less than a doaen. The rest stood for
bread without work. Official InveeUga-
tloa showed that thla form of charity
haa been grossly abused.
Twenty-seven Philadelphia hospital
have entered into a rate combine to be
applied to patients who come under the
compensation act. In a letter te tbe
governor. Harry A. Mackey. chairman ef
ths workmen's compensation board,
otarges ,h hospitals with foaterlng petty
graft and doubling ratea to nulc em
ployers la aoctdent cases. .
LAUGHXJTG LINES.
haMR.kBUB,
13 IY NSCCESSArV ME
to trt Mf hot wem vmi$
AW sister aacry ?
"Doea your wife scold when you get
lome iste?"
"No. She dictates It to a phonograph
ind lets me have It the next day when
'm wide awake." Life.
Jerry T have traced mv ancestrv back
to an Irish king.
rat Bure. that alsy. What chanst haa
a dead man to defend himself ? Liverpool
jwercury.
"Here's a stranae case." said Mrs. Soot
ier to her husband. "A man they called
the town fool up In New Hamnshlra died
and thev welrhed his brain. It waa
heavier than the average. "
- la that all It saye about him?"
"Tee except that he was for manv
year entirely dependent on well-to-do
relatives."
Huh he waa no fool. If tou have well-
to-do relatives, why vse your brains?"
Judge.
THE LOCAL POETS.
The Aaawer.
T went for a walk on a bleak March dav
When the eky waa drear and the earth
more dreary;
And I said to myself, "Does It pay,
does it Mv?'
To exist In this work-arday world, ao
weary r
"When lo. from a tree-too rinatnr clear.
A red bird answered. "What, cheer, cheer,
cneeri
There are bright days coming, dearie."
I Went foe a walk on a miA Ifirrli mmn
When the aun through tho grey waa
reeniy snowing
And I said. "To what use, pray, was 1
born, was I born?"
That fact Is a fact it were well worth
knowing.
Then a chorus of voices beside tho
stream.
That had struggled free of the Ice that
bound it.
Divulged the secret thereof to me,
Ana tne reason Tor living? Well, I've
found it.
Omaha. BATOLL NE TRELE.
Khaki."
(From a Soldier "Somewhere In France.")
Here s to my pals In the land of the Free.
greet you Herewith with a piece of
khaki.
It Is not a choice card, or a sweet soented
pacxet.
But a piece that la torn from my old cartv-
paign Jacket.
It has sheltered me long through the
storm and the calm
(Though danger were many I've eome to
no harm).
May the time not be long ere I recroea
. the sea.
When I know you will welcome.
Tour pal In khaki.
BAM L. MORRIS.
HATES CHICKENS
AIIDCOWS TOO
Woman's Story Will Hold In
terest for Thousands of
People Everywhere.
"I hate the cows snd chickens," said
Mrs. Kttle Edwards, of 10 Mill street,
Lockland, O.. In paraphrase ot a popu
lar song of the cabarets.
"I have lived on eggs snd milk for so
long that I Just can't look at a hen or a
cow with friendly eyes," she explained
laughingly.
"When one's diet Is restricted to ths
products of our friends of the barn
yard for weeks and then months; It Is
like suddenly stepping Into a little para
dise of content to find all of the good
things of former days bsck on your own
bill of fare"
Mrs. Edwards' story will hold Interest
for thousands of men and women who
would welcome, as she did, freedom from
a diet.
"I have long been a sufferer from stom
ach trouble," she explained. "I paid In
pain for every meal I ate. There waa the
dally headache that appeared soon after
breakfast, and stayed for lunch and sup
per. My sleep, after the houra ot suffer
ing, wss broken and gave me no real
rest I had no energy, was tired all the
time, and life waa Just long daya of dis
content. "In the hope of Improving I began the
diet of boiled milk and boiled eggs. And
I was faithful. For weeks I kept this
diet and I did Improve some under It,
but I waa not being cured, I realised.
"Now my stomach la a great deal bet
ter. I can eat almost anything without
111 effects. I am too thankful to depart
from plainly cooked food yet, however.
But my appetite Is good, my sleep is
sound and refreshing, and my housework
Is no longer an Irritating, difficult task.
"The reason? I have taken Teniae, the
Master Medicine. So why should I
hesitate to recommend It to anyone or
everyone who suffers aa I did?"
Throughout the country there are more
than 1,000,000 people who will say, ss
does Mrs. Edwards, thst there Is no
medicine that acts so favorably on ail
ments of the stomach, liver and kidneys
or oatarrhal affections, or Is so good a
tonic, appetiser and lnvlgorant as Tan
lac, which la now being Introduced in
Omaha at Sherman ee McConnell Drug
Co., lftth and Dodge streets.
Tanlac may be obtained In Benson at
the Kchiller-Beattle Drug Store; Spring-'
field, H. Flegenbatim; Weeping Water,
Meyer Drug Co.; Nebraska City, Henry
Schwake & Co.: Auburn, E. H. Dort; Aeh
land, II. II. Cone; Mai mo, P. B. Fitch;
Fremont, Brown-FYederlckson Drug
Store; Oakland, W. O. Harding & Son;
Clarkson, E. H. Koss; Columbus, Purity
Drug Store; Monroe, Hill's Pharmacy!
Madleon, E. E. Burris; Nlckerson, Toung
Murrle: Fullerton, Griffin Bros.;
Broken Bow, S. R. Lee. Advertisement.
nUMTEB IRON
in or eases strength of
delicate, nervous,
rundown people 100
per, cent In ten days
in many Inatanoea.
flflO forfait If It
falls as per full ex
planation In large
article soon to ap
pear In this paper.
Ask your doctor or
druggist about It. Sherman a- McConnell
Drug Co. Stores alwaya carry it in stock.
Ill
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SPEC DAL TRADN.
To Lincoln, Friday, March 31st
GOING Leave Omaha 6:30 p. m., leave South Omaha 6.45 p.
m., arrive Lincoln 7:50 p. m.
RETURNING The return special will leave Lincoln Station
approximately one hour after the conclusion of the
match. Announcement will be made in the -Lincoln
Auditorium of the exact leaving time of the return
special to Omaha and South Omaha.
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Railroad Tickets, Information, Etc., at City Ticket Office or
Depot Ticket Office. Telephone Douglas 3580.
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in other respects, it must be
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ly to be really succcessful.
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