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The mind it itt own palace, and in iUelf
Can make a heavtn of hell, a hell of heaven.
, , Milton.
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It's been a late season for all the crops, but
more particularly for the political plum crop.
The Saengerfest is voted a pronounced sue
jCess without a dissenting voice. Zum Wleder-kommen!
Like all compromises after the fact, It satis
fies nobody, though everybody pretends to be
'tickled to death.
Despite the prayers of the devout in Russia,
the allied Teutons are making the fur fly on
both sides and the middle.
Chicago is being exploited as a summer re
.sort city. But so far it has had no advantages
to offer superior to Omaha,
Yes, but isn't there any more pie In the cap
board for the other Nebraska democrats Just as
deserving, if not more long-waiting?
The development ot American submarines
.with a cruising radius of e.000 miles disposes
of the tears f . invasion being la on direction.
In his diplomatic, correspondence. Wood row
Wilson may tot use so many long words as did
iGrover Cleveland, but he manages to make his
meaning Just as unmistakable.
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That was hair-trigger action on, filling those
'city hall vacancies following the transfer of the
big boss from the city hall to the federal build
ing. Looks as If someone had an Inside tip.
John Wanamaker's suggestion of buying
tack Belgium will strike real estate men as a
risky speculation. A title based on squatter
sovereignty is not an attractive investment
AutoIsU are again admonished that the law
requires them to come to a full stop where street
cars are loading and unloading passengers, and
not to stsrt again until the car starts. Safety
first!
One element of every city ' credit on the
bond market consists of the amount of securi
ties outstanding. When a city like Omaha buys
its own bonds with sinking fund money, the
bonds should be cancelled and to that extent let
the reduction of the debt strengthen the mu
nicipal credit
Cost of Education.
A report Just out' from the Bureau of Edu
cation, under the Department of the Interior,
gives some interesting figures as to the prog
ress made during last year. The cost of educa
tion, as estimated by the bureau, for the year
was three-quarters of a billion. This statement
ia followed in the report by comparisons which
show the relation of this sum to other expendi
tures public and private, which method may be
ffecttve as impressing the public with the rela
tive proportions of the money eost of schools,
but does not give any basis for arriving at a
J-ist appreciation of the actual cost of our
schools or the value returned.
It is. of course; difficult to place a value on
the service of the schools, and yet it Is quite
reasonable to expect that the money be so ex
pended as to secure a proportionate return in
form of benefit to the country. It is not espe
cially important to know that the sum Is three
times what we paid for admissions to moving
picture shows, or one-third less than was spent
for alcoholic liquors. What would be of use for
critical comparison would be some details as to
how the money paid out for school purposes was
expended. It is fair to assume that the greater
part of it went to support the public schools
although the maintenance of normal schools
colleges and universities will take a consider
able sum. Americans have never been stingy
with their schools, but they would like the as
surance that these Institutions are accomplish
ing what Is expected of them.
It is set out In the report that JI.eoO.OOO
persons were enrolled in. the educational Institu
tions of the United States la 114; of these 19 -
000. 000 were in elementary schools. 1.374.000
in secondary schools. J 1 1.000 n colleges and
1. ulverslties. 100.000 in normal schools and 7.
000 in professional schools. The most signifi
cant item of increase reported is an attendance
at public hub schools 84,000 greater for I14
than for the previous year,
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The Note to Germany.
The third American note to Oermany on the
subject of safety at sea for neutral travelers Is
firm and friendly, and sets out the position of
our government with' unmistakable directness.
Germany has hitherto evaded the main Amer
ican contention, setting up in Justification of its
submarine campaign the exigencies of the war.
This is squarely met by the presldrpt with this
fitatement:
I 'f a belligerent cannot retaliate against an
' enemy without Injuring- the live of neutrals a well
, r their property, humanity, a well as Justice an!
! a due regard for the dignity of neutral power,
i should dictate that the practice be discontinued. Jt
Iwrslsted In, It will under such circumstances consti
tute an unr.ardonahle offense against the sover
eignty of the nrutral nation affected.
It is the principle of freedom of the seas, a
fundamental and not an adaptable law, that sup
ports our contention. It does not matter that
modern methods of warfare could not have been
considered when, the existing conventions were
entered Into; a proper regard for the rights of
neutrals and of humanity demands' that these
rr.ethods be so adopted that noncombatants will
not suffer. Whstever retaliatory steps may be
taken against an enemy must have due regard
for the safety of those not directly involved In
the war. That submarine warfare can be so
carried on has been demonstrated by experience
since our original protest on the sinking of the
Lusltanla. Demand that Oermany disavow its
torpedoing or make compensation Is firmly re
newed, and the concluding sentence of the note
contains a warning that is not likely to go un
heeded. A more explicit statement of the American
position could hardly have been made. That
cur people will support the president in his
attitude Is not to be questioned.
y Txoros somriTn,
Muiio and the Multitude.
The crowds that filled the Auditorium dur
ing the presentation of the Saengerfest pro
grams form something of a sufficient answer to
the oft-repeated charge that Americans are lack
ing in appreciation of the finer things of life.
Music Is really popular in th's community, as it
Is in our country. , Our people have the same
yearning for the, truly artistic as have those of
countries older and, therefore, more completely
developed In matters of taste, for the impulse,
to music Is universal and not national. . Muslo
has been known in all times and among all
Taces. The difference Is only in degree. Amer
ica has made some notable contributions to tbe
wealth of music in the world, and la point of
appreciation has shown by its shower of golden
dollars that It dyJ not lag behind in recogni
tion of musical genius. And this comes from
the multitude rather than from the few. Our
ai tlstlo ideas may not be thoroughly crystallized,
but our Ideals have not suffered through this
cause. The success of the Saengerfest Is a
tribute to the popularity of music in Omaha as
veil as In America.
The Chaneine of the Face
Everyone knows that the face of every per
son Is constantly changing, and that these
changes depict not only physical development,
but also mental and moral metamorphosis. The
innocent look of the child becomes lined over
anew repeatedly as it grows older. The face
Is a palimpsest a parchment receiving succes
sive writings, one upon the other, reflecting the
character as it is molded beneath the surface.
This thought Is presented in a most graphlo
manner In a dialogue "dramatlo sketch" In the
current issue ot Berlbner's magazine. A famous
Italian painter, executing his masterpiece of
"The Last Supper" for the Milan cathedral,
lacks Just two flgurea for which he Is seeking
subjects. "The two faces which I cannot paint,"
as he explains, "because, search as I may, I can
not find two faces so contrasted that the one
shall convey to us the aspect of the divine, the
other of the vile. The one a mirror, as it were,
of heaven, the other the glass of hell Itself. Ten
years have I spent In this' fruitless quest" But
before leaving the cathedral after this outburst
he discovers a subject in one of the choir boys,
a young man eking out his earnings as a worker
In bronxe and gold by singing In the choir In
order to contribute to the support of his wid
owed mother.
Ten years later discloses the painter seeking
the one still missing face, and as a last resort
applying to the governor of the convict prison
in Naples for a view of the most hardened crim
inals under death sentonce, one ot whom proves
to be the long-sought model. The artist works
fast at his sketches during the night to beat the
hangman due In the morning, only to learn as
he Is making the final strokes that he had
painted the earns figure twice for the two fig
ures. To the suggestion that he can now finish
the masterpiece, he cries out: "Never now!
It Ood can finish the pictures He begins, my
picture shall be left forever unfinished."
The poetlo license of the tale does not de
tract from the force of Its lesson. The chang
ing of the face what different stories it can
tell. But If the face divine ean be transformed
Into the look of hell, who will deny that Us re
verse process Is also possible? Qood and bad
traits, worthy and wicked Impulses, struggle
constantly for the mastery In the Inner man.
There Is no good reason why the picture cannot
bocome more angelic with each new painting of
It. The changing of he face, or rather the
direction of the change, must be as much within
the control of Its owner as Is the maeterpleoe
within the control of the artist
Nebraska Ag-ain to the Fore.
Tou can't keep Nebraska down.' In arts ot
war or peace, In politics, agriculture, commerce
or Industry, In any of the things that go to make
up what Is good In our complex civilisation,
Nebraska will be found at the front The latest
triumph Is Just announced from the Navy de
partment to the effect that for the next year the
battleship Nebraska, built on the western coast,
will carry on Its forward funnel a big letter
"E" to denote Its supremacy in battleship engi
neering efficiency. Seventeen battleships wore
in the test, which extended over a year, and the
Nebraska Is so far ahead ot the others as to b
out of sight. Kansas Is far behind and the
rest are nowhere. This news wtn make glad
all hearts from the Missouri to the Colorado
Wyoming border, and every Nebraska heart will
beat a little stronger because it is so. If you
want to find Nebraska's position, look at the
head of the procession.
Tina HORROR of ths excursion steamer traredy
over In Chicago Is, of course, not comparable in
lor of life to what haver come to be every-day
occurrences In war-stricken EWrope, but the nearness
brings It home to ua with much sreater force. Wn-it
a sudden fatality means to the friends and families of
the victim Is keenly realized In that small circle, but
a wholesale drowning like thla multiplies the calamity
a thousand-fold. We have had disasters In Omaha, o
sffectlns Omaha people, but nothing on thla stupen
dous scale. Our tornado two years ago. In numlior
of people killed, yet totaling less than l.V. was the
worat of these experiences. The Logan wreck, which
concluded the plcnlo of tha Union Pacific shopmen
and their families almost twenty years ago, In a way
closely resembled thla latest mishap except that It
came at the close of a gala day Instead of at Its
beginning, and the number of casualties was relatively
small.
I happened to havs been over In Chicago at the
time of the picnic, returning on a train that brought
me Into Omaha upon that awful Bunday ornlng.
The first word of the wreck broke on ua with the
newspapers picked up at Council Bluffs, but the full
Import of the affair came only when we emerged from
tha cars at the station on this aide of tha river. The
heartrending scene must have been Indelibly Im
pressed upon the mind of every one who witnessed It
for the station was crowded with a frenxied mob.
Hundreds of disheveled men, women and children had
pent a aleeplesa night there vainly waiting for the re
turn of their loved ones, and grasping at every scran
of news that filtered In from Ixgan. Most depresslna
of all, at the aide of the platform waa drawn up the
wagons from every undertaking establishment In
Omaha, and mattresses and cots had been set tip wait
ing for tha arrival of tha Injured. I questioned a
few people whom I knew, but they were too dated to
talk understandably. Trainmen said that the special
would aoon be In, and I waited around a little while,
soon discovering that the same hopeful Information
had been doled out to the weary waiters every few
minutes through the long night, and that it was the
suspense of momentary expectation, conatantly disap
pointed, from which they were suffering, as much aa
from their grtef and anrulah. I have no doubt that
the same sad experiences have now Just been repeated
In Chicago by the same quick spread of a funeral pall
ever a scene of Joyous gayety.
Apropos of the coming "Billy" Sunday engagement,
I have aynopsla of the report of the finances of the
B. Fay Mllla revival meetings that were held here In
1W9, promoted by the combined protestant churches
of Omaha. For that enterprise, which waa then re
garded as a colossal undertaking, the total amount ot
money received and dlaburaed by the treasurer, H. A.
Doud, was tJ.ai.ll, of which I2.001.7S came from the
pro rat contributions of the church organizations, and
the remainder from individual donations, a atreet rail
way bonus, sale of books, and rebate on hall rent
The advertising committee apent nearly $400, most of
which went for billboards, signs, posters hd cards,
and none of It for newspaper advertising. The hall
rent took $1,000, and the muslo committee spent $27. ol
which only $U5 waa paid to musicians. The accounts
of tha treasurer were audited by a committee consist
Ing of William Fleming. J. If. McCulloch and Warren
ewltiler. As there was no Item covering compensation
for the evangelist and his helpers, the presumption la
that they were taken care of through a thank offer.
Ing from the converts and others Interested in the
meetings.
lt no one hereafter question the veracity of the
dally newapaper In anything It aaya appertaining t
the weather. Iter Is a scrupulously conscientious
parish paper which calls Itself "Church and Home"
chronicling last Sunday's hailstorm with the statement
that "many of tha stonea were aa large around as
base balls," and vouchsafing the additional Informa
tion that "our sexton reported that his boys caught
quite a number of small fish on the grass near their
home, evidently sucked up by the storm from some
nearby lake." XV jrou get that t '
tlt may he pertinent to note that the latest on
slaught of Colonel Roosevelt upon the song "I Didn't
Raise My Boy to Be a Boldler," ramifies back to tha
song written by Captain Jack Crawford, the poet scout,
one-time traveling correspondent for The Bee. and now
doing Chautauqua entertainment work In the east en
titled "My Mother Raised Her Boy to Be Soldier."
Captain Jack not long ago sent me a copy of hta words
and music, together with a newspaper Interview
valiantly defending his sentiment against that ex
pressed by the author of the answer, which It had
elicited from tha suffrage camp under the caption as
already stated. "I Didn't Raise My Boy to Be a
Boldler." Captain Jack's song tells how his mothei
sent both his father and himself to battte for the
Stars snd fitrlpes during the war of tha rebellion. In
which the father was first wounded snd then lost his
life.
Twice Told Tales
Alwmrv Safety First.
' 'Ton say that you want some name engrared on
this rtngr said the Jeweler to the bashful young man.
"Test I want the words Oeom t his m,.'
engrared on the Inside of the ring.
is im young lady your slsterT '
"No she Is the young lady to whom I am en
gaged." "Well, if I ware you I would not have Hfeorge to
his dearest Alice engraved on the ring. If AMoe
changes her mind you can't use the ling again."
"What would you suggest?"
"I WOUld llimit tha. vnHa - - - vi- m .
and only lore.' Ton sea, with that InecrurUon you oan
uii nng nui a aosen time c have ha4 experi
ence In such matters myself New Tot Journal
ftalza RealsrwaHwa.
Reference having tean made to a beautiful resigns
tkm. Congressman Joseph J. Ruaaal) recalled an ap
propriate story.
During a dinner party some time ago, the eonKrees
man said, the topto turned to the connubial state.
Among the guests was a bachelor person.
"Speaking ef nsarrtage, sveatuallr rwmarkad the
baehelor, 'It seems that the longer a man is mae
tiad "The fcaroler be la. fnrpulslvaly broke ta sptzister
party wit a hopeful glance at the other.
"I was going to say," resumed the bachelor dls
regarJIngty, "that tha longer a man la married, tha
Ism he seems to mind It" Philadelphia Telegraph
The Hasttrm Orancwa went im v -1 . . w- .
1A1 , w in, union
Pacifies and tied the score of the -local team In tha
tatnth Inning, and then beat them out by adding an
other run In the twelfth Inning.
The top price was attained today by Messrs. Wag.
nar. (lavage and Saunders for 100 head of prime
western beeves weighing aa average of Ma pounds and
selling at $6 SO par hundred on the Omaha market
A teat of the Eclipse Chemical Fire extinguisher
was made on a very severe oil barrel fire opposite
the Paaton hotel, the firs being put out with one
fourth of a oherge In forty,flve seconds.
Mrs. John M. Thurston, 900$ Farnam, wants to em.
ploy a first-class cook and laundreaa.
Cash wheat. No. t, Is selling on the local market
at Ti cents, and corn. No. I it u cents.
Bedford Bouer. lit South Fourteenth street, era
advertising twenty town lots In South Omaha, "a
beautiful tewra. elegantly located," where "several
dwellings have been built and twenty or thirty are
Mow building.
A forthcoming engagement ef Haveriy'g I'nlted
Amarican-ICurupean Minstrels, Including CTharlle Read
"the great California comedian," and tha "Marvelous
Krasgs," la being advertised.
Mrs. A. Calderwood, ItilS California, wants to dis
pose ef a good piano cboap.
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.
New Totk Mail: The preacher who
says that home rule for cities woulil
mean the downfall of the authority of
the state, can't prove his claim by quot
ing church history. Churches line to run
their own affairs, and cities. Ilka
churches, are composed of human being.
Houston Tost: A Baptist minister In
Pennsylvania told his congregation, com
posed almost entirely of women, that he
believed he would have to stock the bap
tistry with fish In order to get their
hVisbnnds to come to church. It seems
that the vice of Hunday fishing Is well
nigh universal.
Brooklyn Kagle: Vnique., so far as we
know. Is the joint appeal of Roman Cath
olics and Frotestanta In Buffalo against
sectarian spirit In American politics. It
may seem to some minds an echo of the
last gubernatorial struggle in this state,
but really the conditions producing It
have appeared in local politics, and a
desire to make municipal government
better Is the chief motive of the clerical
and lay algners, who number fifty Cath
olics and fifty Protestants. The Cath
olic administrator of the diocese, one
state regent, the president of the Cham-U-r
of l.'unitmnn and three Protestant
ministers are on the list.
New Tork World: Tho Rev. Dr. AkeJ,
who now objects very seriously to tho
manufacture and sale by Americans of
munitions of war. Is the same Rev. Dr.
Aked who only a few years ago, on as
suming citizenship In the United States,
remarked that the atmosphere of the old
world was too oppressive for him. Per
haps it may not be amiss to remind the
gentleman that one reason why the air
of the Western hemisphere Is Invigorating
to most people is to be found in the fact
that Its Inhabitants forego none of their
own rights and do not very often at
tempt to deprive other people ot theirs.
TABLOIDS OF SCIENCE.
A newly-Invented electrical devloa meas
ure?, off the ten-mllllonth part of a second
with accuracy.
Nitrate of sodium crystals as clear aa
the best glasa have been made by a
Parisian scientist
Among the dog-day conveniences Is a
tumbler with twin compartments, one for
Ice and the other for liquid refreshments.
To prevent a kettle from rusting always
keep an oyster shell in It The oyster
shell should be taken out occasionally and
brushed.
Inspection of the old walls of the pal
ace of the Louvre disclosed that rein
forced concrete was known and used In
Paris In the sixteenth century.
it has been estimated that nearly BOO,
ono.000 feet, or more than 68,000 miles, of
film are used up yearly to satisfy ths
world's demand for moving pictures.
To analyze the unburned gasea given
off by Industrial plants a French scien
tist has invented electrioal apparatus
which makes the tests and records the
results automatically.
Aluminum shapes to fit all parts of the
human body, pierced with channels for
hot or cold water circulation, have been
Invented by a Viennese surgeon for use
as surgical compresses. '
The icing of refrigerating oars will bn
dispensed with by the Invention of a new
system by which the warm air Is pumped
out of the cars and replaced with cold.
The scheme has Just been, patented.
The United States geological survey la
studying the lavas of Hawafian volcanoa.
The work is particularly pertinent be
cause all the Islands of that group have
been built up gradually by volcanla dis
charges of lavs, from a beginning deep
down In the sea.
ERRORS OF HISTORY.
William Tell was a myth.
Cortolanua never allowed his mother to
Intercede for Rome.
Blondol, the harper, did not discover
the prison In which Richard I was con
fined. The duke of Wellington never uttered
tho famous words, "Up, guards, and at
them!"
Alfred never allowed the cakes to burn,
or ventured Into the Danish camp dis
guised as a minstrel.
Fair Rosamond was not poisoned by
Queen Eleanor, but dded In the odor ot
sanotlty in the oonvent of Oodstow.
Charles Kingsley gave up his chair of
modern history at Oxford because he
said he considered history "largely a He."
Charles IX did not fire upon the Hugue
nots with an arquebus from the window
of the Louvre during the massacre of St
Bartholomew,
Chemists have proven that vinegar will
not dissolve pearls nor cleave rooks, In
spite of the fabled exploits of Cleopatra
and Hannibal. ,
The siege of Troy is largely a myth,
even aocordlng to Homer's own account
Helen muat have been 00 years old when
Paris fell In love with her.
The number of Xerxes' army has been
grossly exaggerated, and it was not
stopped at Thermopylae by 300 Spartans,
but by 7,Ouo, or even, as some authors
compute, 12,000.
The Abbe Edgeworth frankly acknowl
edged to Ixird Holland that he had never
made the famous Invocation to Louis
XVI on the scaffold: "Son of St Louis,
ascend to heaven. "-few Tork World.
AR0UXD THE CITIES.
Pittsburgh Is building a city hall for
which $1,600,000 In bonds was voted In
1910.
The state census gives Boston a popu
lation ef TB.S23. a gain of $8,823 In five
years.
Chicago authorities are gathering In
various maohanloal gambling devices In
stalled la stores near school buildings.
Jitney drivers In Philadelphia celebrated
ths grant ef a decree of Injunction
against a regulation ordinance by issuing
X6-cent tickets good for six rides.
Los Angeles boasts ef a new school
equipped with a olub room for fathers,
a laundry and sanitary kitchen for moth
ers and a hygtento nursery for baoles.
Wheeling, W. Vs.. where stogies and
plug abound, has a hotel with, a cigar
stand where this sign Is displayed: "If
you spit on the floor at home, spit on
the floor here. Ws want you to feel at
home." Guests read and grin and ex
pectorate elsewhere.
At attempt of a Salt Lake City con
tractor to force the sale of property de
linquent on one Installment ot public Im
provement taxes Is blocked by ths state
aupreme court, which rules that such
property cannot be sold until ths last
Installment of the tax Is delinquent
Up at 81oux City a daughter has in
vited her mother Into court to give sa
accounting ot her father's estate, valued
at $100,, of which the daughter's share
was liSMMk. Aocordlng to the daughter,
all she has to show for her share la aa
unsecured non-negotiable note for $30.tu0
payable In ten yeare without Interest
People and Events
Smoky city's millionaires are getting
wary. Pittsburgh sends out a story that
one of Us wealthy elders rebuked a beau
tiful woman for trying to flirt with him.
Miss Frances Whitney, aged S3, of St.
Louis, keeps twenty cats In her home.
Friends think she is off In the upper
story snd seek to have her purr mental
condition Inquired Into.
The Matteawan cocktail Is the very lat
est New Tork stimulant The nature of
the prescription Is not stated on the label,
but three doses are sufflcent to carry
the bearer to his destination.
War promises to bring some grist to
the lazy man's mill. Out of the periscope
of the trenches snd the submarines a
New Torker has produced a pocket device
which enables the rubberneck to view the
scenery on all sides without the exertion
of turning around.
Word la passed down the line to the
alumni of the Kansas university, with the
emphasis of finality, that the state Is not
going to foot the bills for the gay and
toothsome dinners of the slumnl. With
the word goes rejected bills for $67.00.
The heartlessness of statehouse Job
holders once more plows Irritating fur
rows on polished highbrows.
The census of the Empire state la ex
pected to show a population of about
ten and a quarter millions of people, or
one-tenth of the country's total. Where
fore the New York World fires this
salute: "One section of the effete esst
Is multiplying In men'and resources at a
rate that would make newer communities
explode with self-satisfaction."
Two Germans who were partners In the
restaurant business In Chicago fell out
and separated in anger. The retiring
Partner started three new feeding shops,
one of them next door to the original
restaurant. The owner of the old shop got
sore all over, but he didn't scream.
He took the public. Into his confidence by
means of placards on his windows, the
principal one being a cartoon entitled:
"A German submarine at work In Amer
ica," with these explanatory remarks:
"The American moral ooda of business
principles precludes a former partner
from opening up opposition within a rea
sonable radius Hera this unnaturalized
German renegade has violated all moral
codea, and It Is up to ths public to
relegate him Into a concentration camp."
MUSIKGS of a cmnc.
WHITTLED TO A POINT.
A lasy man makes much ado about
nothing.
Men, like pins, are no good If they loss
their heads.
Any man who knows it all must be an
awful bore to himself.
Opportunity never troubles a man If
there Is nothing In him.
It Is asserted that the electrio chair Is
a sure antidote for old age.
During courtship an ounce of flattery Is
equal to a pound of caramels.
Yet blockheads are not the kind that
produce the burning thoughts.
If a man's credit Isn't good he can
easily cut down his expenses.
At the age of thirty a man begins to
unlearn what he doean't know.
Those who suffer in silence usually
have a lot to say about it later.
What would be the result If we all fol
lowed the advice we give to others?
Women do not like new wrinkles any
more than they do old ones.
The early bird that monkeys with the
early bee la apt to get stung.
The man who says he Is glad he Is mar
ried Is either an optimist or a liar.
But It Is better to quarrel over trifles
than over something of real Importance.
Poverty is said to be a sure oure for
dyspepsia, but the cure may be worse
than the disease. Chicago News,
The only man who la always sure ef a
Job Is the bill collector.
A level-headed man Is merely one who
always agrees with ua.
No man can foree luck by worrylnj
over the fact that he hasn't sny.
Even the second-story man has no ob
jection to getting In on the ground floor.
A man, like a fish, can generally avoid
being ranght by keeping his mouth shut
Perhaps the most lied about thing In
all the world Is tbe pie mother used tJ
make.
Imitation Is the slncereet form of flat
tery, but It doesn't go In ths patent
office.
Some people never seem to realise the
difference between their own way and
the only mmy. '
There Is plenty of room at the top, but
that doesn't Influence a man to be a
steeple climber.
Many a fellow loses his heart snd says
nothing who would put up sn awful roar
If he should lose his money. New York,
Times.
DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES.
"Here's a news Item says the United
States la to turn out a submarine which
can travel &,5no miles and cross the ocean
on one supply ot fuel. It Is the CM."
"I'd call a submarine like that the Oee
Whlx!" Baltimore American.
"Can you keep a secret?"
"Yes''
"But will your'
"Oh. that's different I don't knew."-
Detroit Free Press.
"I always encourage my husbsnd to ex
plain public questions to me," said the
cheery woman.
"Fou have great respect for his opitv
tons?" "1 don't try to understand them. Tho
less i understand them the more fun he
lias explaining them to me." Washington
Star.
KABiBSLE
KABARET
VE9C ur-M0NtW ft LtfE!
up -flc swneii-hb irrafcu IrVE,
Blng Borely Is going to take up rail
roading. Bang So many nice girls have told him
to make tracks that I don't wonder at it.
Town Topics
Heltetv-Do you think severe religious
training really prevents a person from
wrong-dotngV
SkeJ'er Well, It doesn't exactly prevent
It, but it certainly detracts from trie
pleasure one gets from sinning. Life.
PEACE!
Henry W. tVmgfhTtow.
Were hair tha power that fills the world
with terror.
Were half the wealth bestowed on
camps and ooixrts.
Given to redeem the human mtad from
error
There were no need of sxsensls and
forts.
The warrior's name would be a name
abhorred I
And every nation thaS should lift again
Its hand against a brother, on Its fore
head Would wear for evermore ths oorse of
Cain.
Down the dark future, throosh Ions? gen
erations, ' -
The echoing sounds grow fainter and
then cease;
And like a bell, with solemn sweet vibra
tions, . .
I liear once more tbe volos of Christ
say, "FseoeT
Peace! and no longer from Its brazen
portals .
The blast of war's great organ shakes
the sklest
But beautiful as songs of the Immortals
The holy melodies of love sriss.
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