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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (July 22, 1911)
1 fk Tb THE BFE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, JULY 22, 1011. s 19 L 1LJSL .k j The BEES cJum'opEtirIidayBoak Told by tho Troubled Tourist U ffllkllifek&i "Noticing wht nitty burglar you hav In sous city,' l'v about decided to bang up all my valuables where they will be out of rHui," declared the Troubled Tourist a he glanoed apprehensively at his watch. "Out la the-country, If any of the gentle manly highwaymen wish to pass among you with tho hat, they Just reach out and take whit cornea handiest, '"Hr your accomplished bandit first lo cate Ms loot, then backs off a couple of blocks and builds a subway to It, like those gifted erscknmen who burrowed through a couple of walls the other day to get at a safe. "I'm afraid even to hang up my watch for fear some Dick Turpln will take an aeroplane and get It: If I keep It with me, one of the ataalthy gentry might come around In the night with an axe and chop ia way Into It. Your gentlemanly burglar nowadays prefer to do th Job with an axe and a steam drill. 'Prom .the way. those fellows went about It the other night, apparently the most ap proved modern method of approaching a as fe filled with valuables Is to locate the treasure receptacle somewhere on th nineteenth floor and then get a permit to open the street, "They'll probably get th art of burglar ious excavation down to so fine a point so In that well see In the Burglars' ni Weekjy Bugle an Item something like this:,, . . . " 'Dynamite iJlnney. after a week of steady work,, hits completed hla new tun nl through three floors and a wall, an. Invite alt hlu friend to the opening to morrow rTKht. ' rirlng your hand drills an don't forget your kid gloves.' "There, was a time when a single barreled f crowbar -va th only baggage carried on A juch occasions, but now It takes a six cylinder! touring car and a couple of t alligator hide suitcases. If the safe can't ,.( opened on th premises, swing a dlrl k k 1ble balloon up to the . window . and cart tl ft i treasure chest off to th nearest black- "liOut re my country they prefer to explore w- iVaoretta's Looking Glass-Held Up to Girl Who . . l ii ii i i i i pshih hi nwiBw.Bi.wi i.i ,.. I hum Hiiiliiir i i nl I "Th IdeaVf bhe jealous! Just because he I plain! ..and tacky she Want other w omen to look that way I How absurd for ' re to) try-to regulate dres width and wash' off make-up! If Just too" Illy!'! ' Why Is It silly, Miss Fashionable Frjvol? W hat would you do If a bad smell kept coming lo your nostrils? Wouldn't you try to trace It tb Its sourc and get rid of thd cause? What If this new KnglUh queen smells the' putrid Immorality of which vulgarity In Ndrex and dishonestly In toilet are signs? Is eh wrong to endeavor to fumigate her own atmosphere"? " ' If 'she beHeves as a' good many other Sqmen do without being able to express It -that too much time and money are spent In appealing to th sense while the ways and mean to reach and elevate the souls of men are neglected, I there not something of the heroin In her deliberate effort to do what she thinks right and good for her iown in ind her social world In spite of he sputtering and carping of girl and women-of your kind? Th day. of war with weapons Is nearly done. But there la need for Joan of Area who can wage. womanly war against subtler Soe than those, who -wore chain armor.,..! am uot: crazy about queen my- IV vi" How to Train a Wife "K'o," sal th i'on(irmd Commuter III ml ; "you women net no blase, th ex traordinary bM-omc ho matter-of-fact to you the criminal grown to commonplace, tl-ut you hardly know what genuine un SuphwOoation is... Why, you muotn t think of talifi.u' a little fcirl frum th country ai'oiiuil to th oof gardens, or any x i'fl't th safest mualcal shows. She will want to see tit Aquarium, the Museum of Lt,.,,us Natural Ulttory museum" 't,li Hopeful Housewife glanoed firmly at th Confirmed Commuter, a though to aupiiteas an upiUIng in advance. ".We're going to see th Herodlai dance!" , Hut the Confirmed Commuter was not to b suppressed. vrou will not do anything ot the kind!" ha-: declared, heatedly. "You don't know wha th effect ot such an exhibition on a young1 and Inexperienced girl might be." i"WH.'" sold his wife, rentgnedly, "you know my Ideas on that subject too wall fur n to go Into them again. Hut I warn you that it any trip ot an Improving na ture ar to be made, I'll hav a headache or something, and you'll hav to take Umlly around to museums yourself." The- earn vsniog Emily arrived.' Th Hopeful Houaewtf bad never seen , her -before.' and was highly gratified at the smart, almost metropolitan appearanc of th young girl. The ' Confirmed Commuter,' who must have expected a Maud Muller vision of simplicity, seemed rather daxed by th big hat, elaborate colffuro and striking gown of his country cousin. During dinner that evening th subject ut her guest's, entertainment waa broached tactfuly to the host. "1 haven't a" bleaaed thing to do this week but te: tea you around." th Hope 1I Housewife began, "and I want you to Ciel in Just vwht places and thing in .Xew York yea would like to ." The eye of the visitor parkld antlct- patingly, 'but a natural shyness la th 1 rexe'nee of 'this MWly met relative held lie r back. '"Oil, anything you and Cousin Jack ar rapg will be perfectly lovely,' she gor- )gled. politely, "You don't know how I bave looked' forward . Ut this wonderful Tli Confirmed Commuter smiled his gratification at this simple, almost buoollo. V wUh. ' 'ure we'll buy yea all the pest ear4a 0i 7 a saf barehanded, and It doesn't matter whether th explorer wears a sweater or a linen duster; but here he's got to wear a frock coat and a silk hat In order to lend 11'iilty to the Job. That Is. he's got to wear them If It's an early morning affair. I understand one of the cleverest of the hole band was put out of the Burglar' lub recently for a gross breach of etl iiiette." "He opened a safe in evening dress before 'clock at night." r i 'Sweeping' Mrs. M. K. Wllklns Freeman, th nov elist,' entertained a delighted group - of school children with a witty talk on hu mility and usefulness. '.Porae girls," the. address concluded, "can sweep Into a room with great majesty and statellnesa, but when It come . to weeping out a room ah, that' a different tory." ; ' kelf. I ardently advocate a government that needs no crowned head to represent It But I am. . wholeaouledly glad that an woman In commanding; position I standing up positively for duCeaey. n- clothes -and matinirs;",", " - - Mis Fashionable FrlvcVyou get terribly mixed up in your thoughts; and your clothes and your complexion shoav It. You get to thinking that a girl has to win lov. to gain a husband, through the attraction that her physical beauty offers. So, you turn yourself Into a slavish "copy tall!" You model your clothes and your conduct after the garments and manners of th women ot the half wtrld and th women of the stage. And not the aotrasse who rep resent th very best of th dramatlo art. either! Isn't it expecting a rather too high de gree of divination on th part of man for you to Wear your dress cut down and your skirt cut In and out to- reveal every con tour and still b regarded a pure-minded and womanly? It's so old that it ought to be wrinkled; but it's no less true that "action speak louder than words." With your shouting of Indelicacy, of desire to be a sensuous, rather than a soul, delight, of total disregard for the finenesses of eon duct and costume, is It any wonder that most men take you at your physical word? j In town tomorrow," he exclaimed, -"i thought maybe you'd Ilk to tak ln th Aquarium In th morning, hav lunch aomowhere, and perhaps get. your flrt peep at th Natural History museum In th afternoon. How does that strike you? ' rrom the frank bewilderment of Cousin Emily's countenance it might hav been surmised that the Confirmed Commuter's program had struck her la the solar plexus. "Lovely! lovIy!" she gasped, faintly. And then the Hopeful Housewife cam to the rescue. "I know Emily doesn't want to go to all those stupid, instructive plaeea," ne said, "and I hats them, too! Tell me, dear," she added, "what I th place or thing In New York you want moat to see, and we'll go there today." Cousin Emily blushed, giggled, and finally th courage of despair urged her to speak from th heart. "Oh. I suppos you'll think I'm craiy and silly and terribly wicked," she said, "but could we do you think our paper hav had o much about it, you know, aad I promised the girl before X cam I'd writ them a full description I mean that girl that thatwears nothing but a snake and some gause you know the Herodla dance!" Healthy, Normal Baby r. J Weigh seven and one-half pound when born, la plump and firm. Gains, after th first' tea days, for five months, a dally average of a little, lees than one ounce. Gains for th remainder of th Tret year from one-third to two-third eunc dally. . Gain from five to six pounds during: th cond year. Gains four and one-half pounds during th third year. Should sleep on an average of twenty, two hours a day for th first ' three months, after that from twelve to four- Should alt alone whan I months old aad have tint teoth. Should walk at tb age of 1 year. Should laereaae steadily la weight. Tkr Mark f Jma. "I bear branded on my body th mark of Jesus." Ual. 8:17. Paul's scars were the credential that he was Christ's servant. II had preached and organised churchea In Oalatia. In hla absence false and Jealous teachers came from Judea and told the Galatlan that they had been Imposed upon, that Faul waa do true apostle. They charged him with, dishonesty, two-facednen and flat tery In order to form a Pauline party within th church. They denied to him th authority of a real apostle, making him an Imposter. Thus th churches were troubled and scattered. Paul, learning of ' the disaffection and strife, hasten to write hi defense: "My scar are my credentials." He had been stoned once and dragged out and left for dead, three times beaten with 'rods, five times scourged with th "horrible flagel lum," three time shipwrecked and many tlmea Imprisoned. Just as a Slav owner waa accustomed to burn the mark of hi ownership into the body of hi Slav with a red-hot branding iron, so Paul declare that th scar of his wounds are unques tioned proofs that hi authority to preach la given by his Master, In whose servlo he has received these mark. His scars show his surrender and devo tion to Jesus Christ. In his conversion on the Damascus road hi first question was, "Lord, what shall I do?" He had changed masters In that soul-searching experience. Henceforth to know and to do the will of Christ were the paxslon of hla life. "Immediately I conferred not with flesh and blood." Christ was at th helm of hi life. What need of other leadership? H went nowhere except to preach Christ. Stoning, scourging and prison cell could not deter him. Gaping wounds and whit and blue scars were hi eloquent certifi cate of loyalty and lov to hla new found Master. "Always bearing about In my body th putting to death of Jeaua, that th life also of Jsus may be manifested In my body." By hi constant exposure to death by Sneers at Queen Mary f If you Insist on advertising the charms which make their appeal to the superficial in mn you need not complain when they take what, you offer and cant you aside when they want something better and dif ferent. You are one of the girls who as pire to belong to the "swagger set." And the sign of your membership in that Ideal abusing, time-wasting crowd is the daring indency of your clothes and your manners, o smirched and smeared with cigarette smoke and cocktail fumes that you ar absolutely a caricature of a woman. There Is Just enough of your original character left to suggest th likeness. Then; with a catty lack of perception. you call a woman who dares to be what she was meant to be, and to Insist that her associates do not disgrace their sex. Jealous because she Is plain. She is Jealous of dignity, decency, delicacy, the great D. P. D. degree which belong to womanhood. (Copyright, 1911, by th N. Y. Herald Co.) Wt1N A MANjT t x c-th vu-r , ) ur r , ,, if Book anTam. ft ; ( 5h-had 3om. '! ' . ' . . i i - - - 1 , - . - " T ' i i . : V 1 i f ! ! I) r' RKV. J. HCOTT BBBmaOTjn, Pastor Immanuel Uaptlat Church. violence he waa following hla Master through GethRemene to Calvary, and by his constant deliverance from such death tho unfailing power of the risen, loving Christ waa shown forth to others. Jesus Christ mad Paul Invulnerable "till his work was don. H doe the sam today for all who will absolutely surrender to Him. Paul' scar showed also Ms Master's loyalty and faithfulness to Hla servant "Scotty" Has New "Scotty" of Death Valley fame, kas com out of th desert again, it la said, and Is once Snore making for New York, with, hla pockets bulging with greenback. let him come. New York needs the money,. . He'll need more than pockets full of money to see the wheels go around for any appre ciable length of time In that city In th present year of grace. There la some dif ference, as every New Yorker will tell you. In the cost of living now compared with the ay years ago when the picturesque "Hootty" blew Into town on a special. With Ice as costly a diamonds, lobster worth their weight In gold, taxteabs only used by millionaires snd the price of a square meal taking the major part of "a year's salary, and a few games running quietly here and there, Mr. Boott will sprely need all the alfalfa that he can scrap together If he wishes to get be hind the scenes. If he Is as wis as hi critic say he Is, let him keep above the dead line of the financial district It Is so long since the majority of those whose habitat is Wall street have seen real, sure Faul ha given himvrlf to Jesus Christ. There Is no reservation; all belong to Him. Jesus Christ Is master and owner now and henceforth. And eternal, diVln lov can be trusted with Its own. Th Divine ' Shepherd loves, cleanse, mark, own, guard and feeds HI sheep. He know them by name. He lay down Hi life for them. No power can pluck them out of Hi hand. He keeps them. "Hands oft! My mark I on tny own!" Paul's brandmarks were Christ' sworn declara tion of ownership and protection. With such, a vision of his Master and such a living Inner experience of His mas terfleld presence, everything else In Faul life fell Into th background. Birth, fam ily, patrimony,' reputation "All these I count a refuse that I may gain Christ and be found in Him." This experience and surrender ar th ground of Paul' Invincible courage and splendid enthusiasm to conquer the world. He waa not satisfied with a personal sal vation. Religion waa not a passport to heaven merely. Th ordinance to him war not premiums In a Ufa Insurance policy. Th church was not a fire escape. II had met the Son of nod face to face. He had fellow shipped with the Prince of Heaven. He had sworn undying allegiance to the King of Kings, who was also th llf giver and the truth revealor. And this Jesus Christ had chosen him. called him, accepted him, branded him and sent him forth to conquer the world. Why should be not follow Him? And why should not we? If Jesua Christ Is a ninn And only a man I say That of all mankind I cleave to Him, And to Him will I cleave alway. If Jesu Christ Is a Ood And the onlv Ood I swear I will follow Illm through heaven and hell, The earth, th ea and th air. Who ha taught u that the way to serve God 1 to erve our fellow men, that service to our fellowmen apells aerlflo, and that th spirit ot sacrifice I found by taking Into our live "Him who gav Himself for us." "Roll" for Old Role. enough money that "Scotty's" saddle bags would be rifled in a Jiffy. He would be lucky If they left him hi cowhide boots and sombrero. It Is said he has soma mines to sell. Poor "Scotty." There are more mines owned In New York today than you could shake several sticks at. "Scotty" trying to sell mining shares In New York would be like taking coal to Newcastle. Nothing doing In the mine stuff, partner. If you've got money to spend this Is the time and the place and yes and you'll also find several certain parties who make up the "CCOTTY" ANO 7 HIS "ROLL j approacmeth! trilogy of the song. If "Scotty" comes to New York with a "Scotty" roll on a "Scotty" special, it Is the one best bet that he will return to his desert in a freight car. Welcome, Mr. Scott of Death Valley, to New York. II Ut err aad Shoes. Th Customer "I think these Louis XV heel are too high. Give me a slie smaller, please or perhaps Louis XIII, even would be high enough." Tatler. MARRIED This is (he . t "a ' i ' ". 22, 1911. July Name and Address. Margaret Anderson, 2521 Ohio St Theresa Fieres, Kleventh and Paul Sta Dorothy Boggs, 640 South Twenty-fifth Ave.. Lulu Bland. 1954 South Twelfth St Frances Bollard, 2115 Sherman Ave Trances Carlson, 2726 Burdette St... Ruth Caughlln, 6123 North Seventeenth St.. Dorothy Craig, 846 South Twenty-fourth St.. Ruth Oarlberg, 1008 Routh Thirty-eighth Ave Nina O'Donnell, 1336 Ogden St Wllma W. Damon, 8324 Hamilton St...... Bertrand DUlard, 422 South Twenty-fourth St Jennlo Friedman. 2010 North Twentieth St. . Mary Frltscher, 2224 Cbarjea St John Fife, 3822 Wright St Bradley Field, 2808 Cass St. M. Gertrude Green, 1023 Georgia Ave William, Austin Guild, 1335 8outh Thirty-fifth Joseph Gorman, 2009 FaclQc St Willa C. Hanger, 422 North Seventeenth St.. Ruth Hawkinson, 3633 Hawthorne Ave James Henderson, 108 South Twenty-eighth St Frances K. Hart, 2314 North Twenty-seventh John W. I nit ester, 1615 Georgia Ave Channlng Jordan, 1115 South Thirty-third St Pearl Johnson, 2920 South Twentieth St.... Eugene Lawuon, 3221 Harney St Otto Llckert, 4615 Charles St Edna Leldy, 4706, North Twenty-ninth Elsa K. Larson, 1905 Georgia Ave Robert P. Mickel, 2819 Cauitol Ave Harold Mcintosh, 2028 Pierce St... Flora Messlck, 1536 South Twenty-eighth Frances Mancuss. 2221 Pacific St Ilean Moore, 3935 North Twenty-second Carl J. Olson, 1218 South Twenty-soventh st Nina O'Donnell, 1336 Ogden St Earl Peterson, 3614 Decatur St Ruth C. Peterson. 3316 Snaldlng St Dorothy Penkerton, 2564 Meredith Ave Arthur R. Ralston, Revard Hotel, 1810 Lawrence Rieper, 124 South, Sixteenth Florence, Simpson. 2609 Bristol St Monte A. Smith, 2564 Manderson St.- Walter O. 8helly, 4012 Parker St Margaret 8argent, 414 South Twenty-ninth St Ruth A. Thompson, 2924 North Sixteenth St Alice L. Warner, 6921 North Thirty-fourth St Florence Welch, 8012 Oak St r Fair Ladies of the While Andrew Johnsow was president his wife was the nominal mistress of the White House, although she appeared In so cial life as little as possible, owing to deli cate health. Her daughter Martha, wife of Judge David T. Patterson, usually pre sided at the White House In place of her invalid mother. Mrs. Johnson, whoae maiden name was Kllsa McCardle, was born in Leesburg, Washington county, Tennessee, October 4. 1810. Khe died In Home, Greene county, Tennessee, on January 15, 1S78. When she married Andrew Johnson, on May 87, KM, Eliza MoCardla, the daughtet of a widow in Greenville, Tenn., was only 16 year old and her husband not yet a. The young wife helped her ambitious husband to acquire his education. She seconded his every effort and furthered his progress as alderman, mayor, senator and governor. When he became vice presi dent her health waa broken, but she was still an Indomitable spirit. Mrs. Johnson, while in tho White House was described by a Washington corre spondent in this way: "Mrs. Johnson, a confirmed invalid, ha never appeared In oclety in Washington. Kansas Thrilled Anew Editor of Th Be Munln. p.... m.. assertion of your Interesting correspondent Itaac of Ash Creek, that he has a heii with brains to think and plan, is not so strange as mignt at nrst appear. Just now the usually quiet and sedate state of Kansas Is stirred mightily by a discussion on this same subject; and It Is known that anything having th power to stir Kan sas must be strong. During a recent trip I learned that a student of the Kansas university who has quit study in class to Indulge In poultry raising has announced the conclusion, reached from a cioae study of hens, that "the ben has sense." His thesis to bark up th assertion has put many a lethargic Kansan Into the humor that made the state famous when Mary Ellen Lease, "Old Man" Peffer and Jeremiah, yie barefoot prophet, were wracking William Allen White's youthful soul. Not only does the student Investigator assert that the hen can think, but that she is now reducing the size of ber egg (in Kansas) to corre spand with th general trend compelling peopl to live high, whether they will or no. And If that la so, surely w must awe, as on editor puts It, that th actios) of th Kansas bens I In Una with th best commercial expression of our time. One enthusiastic Kansan. who claimed to know from personal observation that tb startling announcement of th hen Investi gator la right, went so far as to say to ms that Fred Cobum, the Alfalfa Philosopher, had brought th Kansas hens to their present attitude of Independence by his boasting of their ability and great Im portance to th state. Whether this be true or not, Kansas controversialists, of whom there ar a few In th state, hav a nw brain thunderstorm working on their strident mentality. It Is a- ' ry and eggs ar more p ;... ,.,.i b.. , (:ms - o 4.1 South Twenty fourih. RrhooL , Year. Lake ....... 1961 Cass .mi Mason ....1901 Lincoln 1816 HtKh 18M Long ............1961 Saratoga ;18I7 Mason 1902 Columbian , 1001 Sherman 1902 High .'1818 Central 1906 Lak 1891 Kellom 1904 Windsor . . . . . , . ..1904 Webster 1899 High ......1898 Park .1908 Park 1898 Kellom 1898 Franklin .' 1898 Pftclfic ......... .1898 Long ......... ,.1908 Park ., 1904 Park 1897 Vinton 1897 Farnam 1904 Ave. '. St . Walnut Hill 1901 St.... Lothrop .1896 High .. Farnam Mason . Park . . Mason . 1891 1905 1908 1903 St.. 1906 1904 St.. Lothrop Mason . . . , 1899 Sherman ........1902 Franklin ....... .1900 Druid Hill.... ,,,.1901 Saratoga 1905 am St. High 1894 Leavenworth 1904 Lothrop .1399 . . . . . . Lothrop 1905 Walnut Hill. ..... 1906 .Farnam .,..1903 ,4 Farn St.... . Lothrop .1898 Monmouth Park. ..1894 , Windsor ..1899 White House t-'V; vVT v--v ' Her very existence Is a myth to almost everyone. Bhe was last seen at a party given to her grandchildren. Bhe was seated In one of the republican court chair, a dainty affair of satin and ebony. Bhe d)l not rise when the children or old guests were presented to her. Kb simply said. 'My dears, I am an invalid.' and hr sad. pale face and sunken eyes fully proved th expression." J tigers, for the time being. Whether the hen can ever permanently dethrone the be loved tiger In Kansas is still a moot ques tion, with ths odds on the Jungle prowler. And while I am on the topic of questions, permit me to offer to Isaac an explanation of his difficulty on Ash erek. Frogs cannot well learn to wim on dry laad, which I judge Is the condition of the creek and ponds in hi neighborhood. When frogs cannot swim they cannot grow-, growth being the result of proper exercise. Hence, It follow they cannot be fitted tor market. A a remedy, I would vts Planting them in a dug-out cava, and sav them tor a tine In the streams-and In the market, to be In style. Also, let m say, I am surprised any man from Tarkio, Mo., should be puzcled by the idiosyncrasies of frogs, since the denizens of that section of our great country runs to legs naturally. JOJ5 BUBIt Strawberry, Kan. , , Maine Modesty J It wa an Ideal searoast town of Maine to which they had fled for a lasy two) wek, that they found him, on of these, "natives" with a large stock of undo veloped wit. They wer out gunning on day, w1tl the "native" as their guide. A flock ol five birds flew over. Raising bis gun, be took aim and fired. All flv fell to the arth, and they wer loud la their praise of his skill. , That ain't nothln'," said be. eon tamptuously. "If I'd hti qiy other guif ".ung i d v dou better than that."-. -.rc; .... J