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THE DAILY BEE SATURDAY , FEBRUARY 21 , 1885 -THE SE3T TONIC , racdlctrA combining Iron with torilr * , nulrkljr nnd rnmrilctclj prpflla , cmllgrftllnnVrnluir , lnnd , .MTli'J-li t'lillUniul Povcrt , t d NcMiritlitlit it In an uiuiiilltifr remrdy for Diseases of tin Aldnry * nnil I.Upr. It n Invaluable for Il c c peculiar t5 ytunion , nnd oil who lend ec'lcntury HTM. ttawl riot Injure tlio tcotli.crmc hendnrli- miluca constipation othT Iron mcdtcinei ii.i \ enriches nnil purifies thplilcxxl.Btlmuliilrj fnoflpnctlte.nliU tlio Mlmllatlon of food , re .lev : * Heartburn nnd Dclchlne , and ttrenptb fin tlio muscbn nnd nurvci For Intcnnltti'iit Fevers , yMsltuilo , Lack o Snor y , A.C It lias no equal. itf ThopcniKno hmnliovotrn1orw1car' trww.i red llnu ot. wrapjKT , Take nootlm AiloiAknuaiatiu BROAD GLAIN TORY BEST OPERATING , QUICKEST SELLING AND Krer offered to ( lie nubile. I1IBUBGilEEIGM PACKET COMPAMT. Direct Line for England , France and Gerpiany. The steamships or thla well known line ate built Ot Iron , In water-tight compartments , and are fur- cldhoJ with every roqulslto to make tbo passtgo both sale and agreeable. They carry the United Btatoa and European malls , and loaro New York Thuadaysand Saturdays ( or Plymouth ( LONDON ) Chorboug , ( PARIS and IIAMDURG. lutes : Steerage ( ram Hamburg $10 , to Hamburg (10 ; round trip 820 First Cabin , 855 , $05 and $76. Henry Pundt Mark Hanson , F. E. Mooroa , M. Toll , agents In Omaha , Qronowcc & S.hoenttrcn , kgentainCouncilliluda. C. B. UICUAUD & CO. , Oen. Faas. Agta , 01 Broadway , N. Y. Chaa. Koz. tnlnskl & Co. , General Western Agents , 170 Wash- tog St. , Chicago , 111. E. A vlctlmof youthful ImpradencB eju in < r PMmaturo JJeenjr , Nenrous Detilitjr. Lost Manhood , < > . , having tried In v ! n every known rernedy.he ; discovered a * iraplo meitis of Belt-cure , which be wti' ( end KKKK to Ills fellow-nufforora ! t ear * . Book fr t. M. R. RISDON , REPRESENTS ! Phconlx Insurance Co. , London , Cash Angola 15,881,000 Wcstchostor.N. Y , Capital 1,000,000 Tbo Merchants ot NewarkN. J. , CaplUl. . . . 1,275,000 ainrd Fire , Fhlladelpnla.Capltal 1,200,000 Woman's Fund , Capital _ _ . 1.239000 BOTTLES. Erlanger , . . . . . . . . . - . . . Bavaria. CnlmbQcher , . . Bavaria Pilsner . . . . . . , . . . . . . . * Ti ohemian , "Kaiser - . . - * . .Brnmen , DOMESTIC. Badvreiser St. Ionia. Anhaueor. . . . _ _ _ _ .St. Lenis , Best's. . . . Milwaukee. Bchlitz-Pilaner Milwaukee. Krug'a . . . . .Omaha , Ale. Pottor. Domestic and Rhine Wino. m MATJREH , 1213 Farnam St. IB CONDUCTED DT Royal Havana Lottery I ( A QOVKRNUENT INSTITUTION. ) Drawn at Havana Cuba Every 12 to 14 Days. J10KKtat.OO , HALVES. 11.00 Subject lo no cunlpnlitlon , not controlled by tie tutuuln Interest. It U the Wioat thing la lie til or ol ch&Doeln exlittnoe. For tickets apply lo 8IH3EY i CO. , 1212 Dread y.N. Y.CIty A. 110LL A00..4U Walnut 8t , t Louli , Mo 'or M. OTTEN8 & CO , 019 Main St. ty. Mo. A FINE LINK 0 F IN OMAHAINEB. rrocrlptlon of a uolfj pcillUl ( new - Roinnnco find Reality. Hie morning tun steals In with niddy flame And Rlld the Arnbcfqucs upon the \v ll | : rife fttil hull with notcB of loud ncclMm Tlio tmro nhlto curtain trftilinR over all , 'or nil niuht loog the feathery flakes hna dropp'tl Trorn ebon clouds upon a silent world ; . ffo the distant mountain ponk , tnow topp'd Hcneath HodrifU by winds fantastiowhirl'd , The trees , nach fniry twifr divinely swatVpd In rndlant whitcnesn jmro ns cluUtoicd nun' Scam in n gleaming sea of diamond * bulled , A million genii- , transmuted by the sun. L'I t nnupht , alns ! to wretched mo is tint This t > uri'nfs < - marh1oalabMler chalk ; 'aln mutt 1 quit the xceoo of ravishing bliss , I'c got to go and eliovel otf tlio walk , [ Boston Journal. I10NKT FOK TUE3 Cm a woman approeiato n jcke ? Yes , If i .1 nbnut some other wo man , A Now Jersey girl has boromo crois-cyoi through mnking vain cfToita to flirt with ( nine man. Chenille 'collars with Windsor tics in al olon , with and without tinsel cllocts , are v cry tlTectlvo. I'nrifllan ladies now have landscapes nnc miniature portraits painted on their finger nails by talented aitlsts. Flowers or ribbons for trimming the skirts > f dro sea nru placed close to thu waist on the eft side , a trailing garland or long ends fall ng below. There musi bs n largo number of charming adits in Minneapolis. A Maine man hat ust received from that city an order for 1,000 raxes of cheuioggum. In the fourteenth century it was the custom n carry toothpicks of nilvernuponded nrouud bo neck nnd the fashion is now being revived > y wealthy ladies , A clonk in viplto shape mmndoof aoal brown > lush , lined with sntin. It is tiimmcd with n land of beaver and with bead and chenille riugo and ornaments of pasiemoutorln. > iuw designs In pocket hnndkarchlefs have oeo-colorcd blocks , en oich of which la doll- lately embroidered spray in whlto. Others have girlnnda of llowurs in ratural colors. An Indianapolia man recently assisted his wifu to elope with ono of his furin hands. It was cheaper and moro expeditious than tray- ling six miles through the snow for a di orca. Horse-radish Btmco for boiled carp Is inado of no cup of rich cream , half a cup of vinegar , alt and sugar to truto , nnd enough gtnted lono-radieh to mudo u thick sauce. It Is nl-o cry good without cream , using water to di ute the vinegar. The fit and draping of American-made ressea so closely follow , in these latter days , ho pracu nnd finish of the always artistic French costume , that the two , placed sideby ido'aro very often almost exact in nppoarnco. Among novelties in dress materials are loulioetto broche for recaption and visiting .oilottes. wido-rlbbed white ottoman for bridal resets ; black and colored ottoman of the aino chaiacter ; embossed plueliej and velvets vitli small brocade figures In colors , A nice cake for desert is made of three tca- poonfnls of Hour , thrco tnblesfojnfulh of sugar , the yolks of four ogs and two tc - spoonfuls of milk ; mix smoothly and add the whites of four pggs beaten to : i etilf froth and 10 juicn of half a small lemon , liako In a mttered pan in n hot oven. As at most entertainments given at present 10 rooms arc lighted oven in the day time , oilets mo made with a view to producing a ( leasing effect when beheld by gaslight. It is > r this reason that so much steel , gold , and Ivcr is woiked into the trimmings and ma- erials , Thcfo breakfast cakes nroery good : Put piece of butter tlio size of an egg into a quart : milk and let the milk become warm enough o melt the butter. Stir in flour sufficient to make a stilT batter and add two teaspoonfuls E ? alt. Dissolve one-third of a cake of coin- iresssd yeast in a little warm water and mix t with the batter. Gayer tightly , let it stand i a warm place over night , and try on a Brid le. le.Tho The daughter of n Sheboygan man having > ecomo deaf while learning to play the piano , ud continuing her favorite amusement after or allllction , her father has ihe mechanism of IQ instrument altered so that that the keys would not strike the wires thus producing no ound. The daughter , however , continues to lay , and it Is noted as a singular fact that , vhen she plays for company , in her own par- ore , no ono receives moro auplauso than she , 1'nll skirts with straight breadths arc again orn. This fashion is much simpler than car- ow skirts , as it does not require any special raping or trimming. Waists arc the most mpiitant part of these dretses and muit be it to perfection. Any slight defect In the nake may ba overlooked in an elaborately .rimmed cult , but with these plain drecsos lis is not to be thought of. Appetuing sauce for fish Is made by mix og two tablespooufula of flour with two unces of butter add half : i pint of hot water ; oaHou with one t a poonful of cherry powder : nd a good ci/ed cucumber pickle chopped cry fine. If this does not make the sauce irt , odd a teaspoonful nnda half of vlnrgir , ir this until it thictens ; if the Hour should IB of the quality which thickens moro than is ommonly the case , add hot water until the auce is of the proper consistency. The mo t youthful-looking of the newest erseys haxea vest of contrasting color made F jersey cloth , or , prettier and richer still , F velvet ; and their rolling collar , the but- ons and cults , and postillion pleatingn , are Iso of velvet. A great deal ot gold and all- er braid , and also beetles , butterflies , and ther incectH in Arraccno embroidery and mo- allio braid-work are used on the velvet col- ars , vests , and cufTa ot these bodice ; . Swlis and Irith ombroHeiies for the coming eoeon are in clfetive designs. Many novel latterna are shown in whlto , wiiilu ecru and ream batiste are worked in these color * , and Iso in blue , scarlet and white. Several col- re an ) combined in ono design , and , the em- iroidery being in relief , the elfect Is remarka > ly rich 1'lain batlstlo of the sumo shade and exturu is used in making up these beautiful ; oods. Scarlet rmbroWery on a dusky blue ground is a novelty , while navy-blue oud tur- oy-rcd , cmbroidoied in white , are more in emand than ever. Veal cutlets prepared in this way are pal- table : After trimming tbo cutlets nicely , ip them in melted butter nnd dust them veil with a mixture of equal parts of grated 'arincsan cheese and bread-crumbs. Then lip them In baaten fg and dust them fgaln in both sides with the cliecco and crumb imp ure and fry them brown. Hull half a pound > f macaroni , nnd after it is drained add two ounces of butter aril a cupful of tomato tauce , Boms grated Parmesan cheoio and salt .0 taste. Let this bfcomo thoroughly hot , Stirling occasionally. Put in the centre of a dish nnd place the cutlets around it. St. 1'olcr'n Onto. Who dat knockm' at dat do' ; Oh , Uncle Peter , lot me in. What yo' name , chile , down be-low ? 1'sa Ur'ando Thomas Uroon , Who robbtd Ma'am Panon's melon row Oh , Fadder Peter , I forget. An' piled the rinds outside her do' ? Dat Bill Jonei , I'se williu' to bet , Who stole do deacon's turkeys young ? Oil , Uncle Pettr , I dun' no1. An' in da well delr fodders Hung ? Dat some mean wliito tru h , I'm rho' Or'ando ' ( Iraen , you liar bold ! You're not elected by sob'ral votes. Yo' can't c > me into dis yet fold. OiUndo Tlnmas , go wid do goat ! - [ Life. MUKIOAh AND JJKAMATIC , KIR , Rofci id acting in the German cilks. MmoThrn ii Join ? un unprecedented buii- ncm In Mexico , D. K , Danilinann lias become one cf the best museum cards in tlia couatry. IMwin liootb ulayM to over$50COO during bU four weoka New Yoik engagement. Marie IVffloott hw inad a SUCWPS in the part of Uuth Heiilck In "WaRe * of Sin. " In ink'1 * receipts at the Chestnut street opera house , I'hiUdelphu , last week were 810,700. Mr , Wilson Barrn'.t has I'eun engaged for an American tour during the Beaten of 18Stl Ainica haa abandoned "Mara'ze'llo" nd will play "Divoicons" ' for the remainder of the season. Janlsh will support Herr Sonnenlhal dur- ng hii engagement at tba Thali * theatre In New York. Mr. Lawrence llarrolt will open his en- ; agement at the Boston theatre on the 23d tut. with "Franceeca da lUuiini. " Mary Anderson And Margaret Mather _ ro a bo pltttut aalnst each other at rival hratres in Now York next tcason , The toner IlalTenlo Mirato has twsltlvcly eft the stage. Ho tanked with the greatest of the wotld'8 tenors. Verdi wioto "Higo- elto'1 for him. The interests of German opera In this country have sulTerorl n severe blow 111 the death of Dr. Damrosch. It will bo hard to fill his place. IMwm Booth h.M written n letter in which 10 extends n "heartfelt welcome" to the great German actor , Herr Sonnenthal , vho is abut tn play an engagement in Now York. ( in March lii Miss Palmer and Miss Lotta will both appear in Chicago , the former , It is stated , bating cancelled datua in order to ro- , urn to that city and give battle to the older 'avorito on the shores of Lnko Michigan. . Handel's orniorioi , ' 'Ihlihazzar" and "Siul , " will bo given in London this month , rheso tplnmlld works have not been given very frequently of years , but they are well worthy of ttudy and performance by any choral society. Mine. K sipoir 1ms been pi ft J ing nt the Monday Popular Concert * " In London. She ntorpreted concertos of Rubinstein and Clio- ) in , winning that great appreciation BO [ really her duo. It may he a long time he- ore any planieto will ba able to interpret the chutical compoeors with that delicate and po- tic grace that marks the artistic playing o | Mmo. Fsslpofl. "Glanco at thii constellation for next sea- onl" exclaims nu eastern writer in a burst ol nthimnsm : "Mary Anderson , Modjcska , ! hea , ilananschek , Margaret Mather , Gene- ieve Ward , Hose Kytingo , Lingtry , Konuy ) avenport Junish , HOBO Ccghlnn , Helcno Jauvray , KJwin Bo ith , Lawrence Barrett , ialvlni , Dion Bnucicault , O.'inond Tuatlo , Joe Murphy. J. K. I'mmet , John T. liny- nond , the Florencoi , George C , Mlln , Thomas Come , Koland Keedj Annlo Pixlty , Jiirqii's Crueer , Nat Goodwin , Nod Thurnn. Louis Aldrich , Minnie > [ addern , Jennie Ycamana .Hut my eyes n o HO dazzled by this nccu- nulated brilliancy I can see no more. Still , 3 I rub my sulforlng optics , I can't help feol- ng that somebody may be left. " Dolce Far Xlonto. When in fancy's flitting moments Life Is free from heavy care Oft I find my thoughts a straying To the meshes of your hair. Ard when winter \im are gloomy Uft I ponder with delight O'er thy cheek so soltly blushing- Hoses 'noath the creamy white Tii not sweet for me to linger O'er thy treshes I might hie In my fancy to another From whose counter you did buy. * Xor of satisfaction do T Heap in fancy when I dwell On thy fair complexion , darling. For I linger wheio they sell. 1 -U. [ S. KJUI.KK. Hair fPaint. EDUCATIONAL. Amtra'ia has four universities whicb , in sumculuin , rank with Harvard , Oxford and The superintendent of schools at Uailey , I. ' . , has been removed because he Insists on polling ' Injun" Indian. In Morocco schools the Koran only is aught , and the uedogoguo receives tiftoen cnts a month for teaching it , Tiie price of board for students at the Har- atd memoiial hall was S3.7-1 per week during annary , the lowest point ever reached , Ohio bas 35 colleges and Massachusetts only , and Ohio has lil,3n'2 ( volomes in her col- ORQ libraries , while Massachusetts has 303- 20. 20.It It is said that college graduates are very umerous in Minnesota and that "they make ery good farmoiH after they learn the busi es ? . " The tell of the public school at Monticello , V. Y. , was heard ringing the other day at an inusual time , and , on investigation , it waa tund the "now teacher" was ueiotr the end of le bell rope to coirect a refractory pupil. A New York judge recently gave a lesson n tndepandence to a school teacher. "I bad le pleasure of your acquaintance when we woio equals , " said tbo teacher. "It is the amo still , " replied the judge ; "a school .ichor holds as nigh a position as any man in he country. " Ohio , with thirty-five colleges , has more lan any other state in the union , New York nd Indiana have twenty-eight each , Penti- ilvania haa twenty-six , Michigan nine and [ asEarhutctts seven. The bay state's seven college * have n combined income ot $120,458 > er annum moru than have Ohio's twenty-six. The burning question whether it is lawiul or American children to eat peanuts and tugh at school is now under discussion by heSrhuylkill county courts. Six children a I'ottsvillo school weio expelled became ley ate peanuts and laughed , and their par- inta have combined to resist the expulsion by egal process. A school girl , aged 12 , at Maryvillo , O. , ways reads her book upside down , and while liting Invariably places the ctpy in the same ) eition nnd wiites backward. The president the Board of Education , who Is also a lyeiclau , has tested her eyes with tigmus , ctures. reading and wiitlng , and finds that IB is equally skilled with her books in any osition : although the child herself had never oticed her peculiarity , but expressed her de- ro to use her books as others do. It in pro- ouncod a most remarkable case. President White , of Cornell , is quoted as ly'ngt ' with reference tn cell Oft t ) morning > rayer : "Tho most devoted Christian men n muny of our institutions of learning saw eason to believe that the usual forced attend- nee upon morning collegn prayers wpro of ery doubtful utility. To huddle into & leerlebs room a great mats of students junt mrrled from their breakfasts , -Aith minds in- ent upon the recitaticn of the next hour , is ortainly a vnry doubtful w&y of inducting oung men into the beauty of holiness. " Accordirg to the city enumeration there are ow in Cleveland 53,112 children of legal choolage. Ki.EOj of whora am between the ges of G and 1C. In tbo school ) there were egistered .0,703 children , with n total a > ergo - go dally attendance of 21,089 or 7iM I' " ' ent. of the number ref lstoroJ. The number f pupils registered has increased annually at he average rate of 1,100 For IS<heap parent increase was " ,189. but the real in ICIIBO WAS only 1,52'j , The Increased nt endancein the high rchonla hits been from 5'J , with nine teachers , , in 1870 , o 1,122 , with twenty-nina teachers , in 188 1 , Served Him Right. Old Birch , who taught tha village rchool , Wedded u maid of homespun habit ; He was as stubborn ai a mule , And she ai playful as a rabbit , Poor Kate had acirco become a wife Before her husband trier , to make her The pink of country polished life , And piim and formal 03 a ( juakor , One day the tutor went abroad , And tiniplo K ty sadly missed him ; When he returned , behind her lord She slijly stole nnd fondly kissed him , Tbo hutband'd anger rose , and red And white his f ice alternate grew. "Lees freedom , ma'am ! " Kate sighed an hild : ' Oh ! dear , I didn't know 'twas you. " - you.Anon [ , KKMGIOUH Hev , K. P. Hammond is holding meeting In Liverpool , The bible in circulated In Pennsylvania i twenty-two language * , and sixty languige and dialects are npolcen In the state. The Catholic Archbiihoji Alomany , of Sin Franclico , has resigned , and will beiucceedst by BUbopHlordan , late of Chicago , The elegant church building at Pullman 111 , , owned by the company h s been lecsoc by tha Presbyterians lor ( l.-OO a year. A new congregation has recently bee formed in New York rity , composed print ! pally of French- ! peaking Huguuoots , Francu Murphy , the temperance revivflut hat soeeptod the paMorato of the newly organ Ized Tomperancj church In PitUburg. Dr. Loiiiner , nf the Imtnnnuel Baptis church , Chicapo , bus received ft unanimous call from the Tint Baptist church , of Denver , to bo thtir pastor. Hor. .T. Walter Lowrie , Presbyterian mN slonary in China , bus the only four-wheeled vehicle In Peking an ungraceful but useful covered depot-wagon built In Ohio , Hov. Dr. O. II , Tiffany , in lately roviaw- Ing the centenary of Methodism , mid ho be lieved that old fashioned s'ligiog of oldfash ioncd revival hy inns ban brought more people Into the church than all the prayers and scr mons , A large Buddhist temple It now in cotirio ol erection at Kioto , Japan , All it ! timbers and pillaro are put in place by ropes made of hu man hair. The devotees of tlio god they wor ship offer their hair on Its thrino. The hair Is then cut elf and is twisted by the priests into church ropes. An appeal from the Jews of Jerusahm the Sultan has annulled the sale of n part of Hi : Mount of Olive * , which contains the graves ol the Prophets Haggai , Xacbnritaii and Mala clil. Tli * purchasers were the Hustian priest hood. Theburial plnco of the prophets had been secured to the Jews in perpetuity. In the exploration of the old temple area in Jerusalem , ono of the stones placed rounU about the low tiarapct dividing the court of the Israelites from the court of the Gentiles , has been dug up , with the inscription In Greek still legible , forbidding n Uentilo under pain of death to ontartho parapit. Following ( ho example of Austria , the Swiss government has to take the Mormon nifliionnrie In hand Strict rcpresiho laws iiavo boon paisod to prevent the ignorant and unsuspecting from being duped by the cmissario' of tlis church of the Litter Day Salntp. Two Mormon apostles were recently xrrested at Anran in accordance with the now law and sentenced to pay n fine of 100 francs each , and to spend twenty five days In the communal jail , Tlio Mnlnli'H Bntllo totij ? ; . Ye' , I am tlio bom of the sandy Soudan , And I hardly think a moro competent man Could bo found between Tennessee nnd Japan To bouuca the bold Turkish invader. [ 'in a twol\e-fingeicd , bow-lcged son of a gun , [ 'in n prophtt from way-back : i child of the sun ; [ 'm a dandy , n lol-lah , a darlin' , n him' , I'm a red-haadod ripper and rulder. My followers number two millions or moro , Atd every man of 'em's equal to four. They're not much for style but thiy'o dandies for pore They're bid men from Kethir-el-Kadir. HI Gordon I've captured , I' happy to state ; 121 Stuart hai met his well-merited fate ; I'll butcher Kl Wolsoley if he'll only wait , And Queen Vic will think luck has be trayed her. So strike , chirtloes sois of ( ha shimmering sanj , Ono tBoro blow for your prophet ( that'll mo , understand ) , HomboKcl the insolent , infidel bind ! Vivisect tie infernal invader. [ Minneapolis Tribune. lail'JETIES. There is nothing religious about the hen , nit tlia may not improperly bj called a lay liter. Rev. Josaph Cook's Monday lectures are argely attended. Monday is wash-day and anything is preferable to staying at home. Taltnago wants Ingersoll arrested for bias > homy. Ingersoll might rctalllato by Having lulmago arrested for bringing contempt upon he Christian religion. Three hundred wooden images of saints , tolen from churches hy Mexicansworo amour he fuel purchases repotted recently by a Mexican railway manager. Ho bought them or f.O cents apiece , A Brooklyn preacher has threatened to xpel members of his church who visit the kating rink , Anl yet nothing will bring a man on his knees so quickly as a pair of roller bite ? . "Dr. Thomas you notice i * preaching dead gainst the doctrine of hell. " 'Just like tbo doctor , always putting his oot in it. There's the th mometer twenty > elow , and Thomas , seeks to destroy the one jorofortable hope of an erring Christian. " Chicago Herald. A Grand Kapids , Mich. , dog ran into n hurch during bPrvige and knocked ovjrthe ontribution box justofler one-of thu deacons lad passed it awund. The audience ad- ourned and killed the dog , Reason there vas nothing in the contribution box. [ Bur- ngton Free Pi ess. "Why did Noah take Into-tho ark n pair of lach kind ? " naked a Sunday school teacher of ter class. "Cause it was all he needed' , " said n bright- yed boy. ' 'Why wa.s a pair of eacn. kind all he eedod ? " 1 C'anse t'other feller only had a bob-taill ueh ! " [ Newman Independent. Pious Mr. Dohbs : "I say Smith , it's a shame iiat you don't do better and coaao join our Imrch. Have you no fear of hell1' ? Smith , who lives In a house withlacdern convenl- ncesr Not a bit. I want to go there , sir. 1 want to go. sir , where there are no water " Times. ipes.-Troy [ The Puesbytenan ministers of Pittsburgh ave united in a solemn antl awful warning igainst the frightful evil. * of roller skating- hey have contemplated the popularity of the inks in that city with horror , and now do- lara thit roller skatingundeamines the health , nd debauches the morals of the young , and cads rapidly down tat hat place where , owing i the climate , tboro can bo nothing but roller biting if there ii any tlotiag i > t a.l. "You have heard thu story of Casablanca ? ' aid the Sunday-school toiilior to the now ough who hii'l beun brought in by the- good ittle boy. "Wherdldollvt ? " asked the u. t , it one mouthful. "The bny stood on the ) urning deck , " F&id the teacher with a rising nrlection. ' 'Oh you mean Pat' ! " "JHs name wasn't Pat ; it was Caiaibian a. " "Coaso n" , 1 hoard my pan tolling about ii. He sez o me last nigh "Whii'i the old dsck , Jim- nyV and when I got it out from under the > uri > w , and he kind o'shullltd It ovsr arter 11 while , ho says ti * the bloke th&t wua visitln' is , 'I stan' put. ' It. that the chesttmt that tr tryin'to voik ( A UK ? I tot.tbi > t wer a ilaco whir yen mada inlBhunarys ' * - [ Chicago lerald. UONNUUlAIjITlES. The Sultan of Morocco has ju-tt celebrated ilsl.COO.h wodding. A wea'thy Jeulsh pbysicvw , aged Rovonty- ive , and a boautlful young Jewess of twenty- our years wfro married at New liochello srlvntely on Friday last. They had recently been and got married and had just returned from their honeymoon. lie : "I wonder why ao many people otare at us , my dear ? " She : "No doubt they are won- deiing what I could ha\o teen in you. " "I congratulate you. Julia , en your ap preaching manlase , " ( aid Mr. Hyatt , a prom- neut Mew York merchant , to his daughter , "Marriage , pi > ? I don't know anything about it. " "I am telling you about it now , " replied Mr. Hyatt. "But who is tha bridegroom , pa ? " afkct : Julia , "That's none cf your buslnon. You mual not haut e much curiority. That id a hue ! nesi secret that can not be divulged juit now I'll let you know who ho Is after tha wedding it over.- [ Texas Slftings. Wisconsin requites no manlage licante am runaway young cnuples from other state H flee there an in Now Kngland they rush for the New York line. The Badger legi-laturo is try ing t' s'.op the thing by a license law , bu leading papers oppcsj thabill on thegroum that ynung fools v ho want to marry wen' stop at a little perjury , and that a low woulc do more hurt than good. A curious matrimonial caie is reported from tha town of Polan I. A farmer named Newton ton lost his wife by death two years ago , lit bBctine lonesome , nnd being unable to read or write induced a friend toadvirtlsg fora wife Fourteen respcnii'j were r c ived , but us eacl asked for money to pu ch se a troujfoiu or to pay the e\pemoi of the journey to his home he rejected tlu-ni all. A week ago Saturday he wai informal by hU friend tlut u eultablu candidate would arrive by train the same evening. He met h r at she train , drove with her to the 'cquirei office and in thirty minutes fiom the time they fir t met tnty were man and wife. The groom says ha mnrrlexl hi * nrst wife niter liiunp seen her twice , nnd thinks lece o ho ll\ci pcaeosMy with her thtrn will bo no difficulty betwr-sn himu'lf nni1 nutnbar two His ciwo illn < tr.\tes the mlon that nothinc iinpoasiblo fur niin to nccoin plish when hi- Invoke * thu old of the prou. BK1N DiaiOAMlCS CUUKO. By Dr. IVorier'a Mnrio Ointment. Onros If by mngic : 1'iinplcg , lllnck llcnds or Qrub Dlotchos nnd Kmptlons on the face , leaving the skin clear and bountiful , Also cures Itch , Suit Hlicum , Sere Nlpplevi , Sere Lips nnd old , Obstlnnto Ulcers Hold by druggist * , or mailed on receipt tirico. CO ccnU , Sold by Kuhn & Co. nnil 0. V. Goodmnn. AlJsuliitoKlnnllty. From "Mining Ciimps"--ChatU'i Sctlbner's Son . There ) was n acheiol tjachor inNorthort : CAllfornm , a man of mighty fromo iu1 gro&t energy , whoso yonth was spODt in the placers and in adventurous unmlor- Ings n'onf ? the ftontiors. When fho Into war began lie went east io join n regi ment , returning to tbo mount in wilder- nois in 18G5 , a crippled and bn tared vet etMn. Ho had always been n close ivader tin ( I ha'I ittidont , nud as n teacher coin won SHCC38B and ropuUHoa. IIo called upon to take charge of on woist achcola In Noilhurn Oalirornfa. The mall-rider throw off the letter nt the tlo-r cf the summer cabin oa n pine- clad hol ht of the Sierra ; trout stream within n itoooVthrow ; grouse * , bear und tlacr In the woois ; his gun and rod in the comer ; his Marcus Aurollus nrdNcc'ei AmbroeiaEa on the rustic shelf. 13o saddled his horse next morning and reached iha village , once n mining c mp , by 9 o'clock. When school was called to order ho foundthal _ cfliciont work demanded u ro-classiGcn tbn , bocauie the proviouo teacher had trim ! to gain favor by advancing Rra without reason and skipping the Intel placer. That previous tenchor bad como to grief by trying to persuatio a largo boy not ta anioko a clgurdtto durirg school hour ? , for the playful innocent ) had ducked him In the adjacent stream , sousing him until ha waded to the farther bank ; ind sought other fields. But the new teacher was n man of a dtd'tirou ! stamp. "I must turn you biek in your gwelos , " ho said. An ominous murmur ol rebellion followed , and ssvortil boys roeo find announced that tholr r.i'outs would "ice about that. " The teacher took book from the tnble and made his fuel and last speech to the ivbeh. "Da jou kcowr what this m ? " < % Yef , oir the school liw. " 4'And it defines the grades , and you think that last yenr you pasted an examination , and tint I cannot go behind hind the law ? " "Yes , air. " "Very well you : ire quito misvaken. ] am the a'c ' ildo , cf this school I lam ab solute finally here ! " With tills compre henslvo statement ho throw the school law out of the opan window , and began to break up and consolidate clasj after class. SXOl' THAT COUGH By using Dr. Frazier'a Throat and Lung Bal sam the only sure euro for Coughs , Colds , Hoarseness and Sere Throat , and all diseases of the throat and lungs. Do not neglect a sough. It may prove fatal. Scores and hundreds of grateful people owa their lives to Dr. Frazicr't Throat and Luntr Balsam , and no family will ever be without It after nnco ising it , nnd discovering ita marvelous power , ft is put np in large family bottles and sold for the small price of 75 cents per bottle. Sold Kuhp A Co. and O. F. Goodman. NonfonnJltnd dogs are better for sledging in the arctic regions than native inimaU. A man , however , csn do aioro work than any dopj in proportion to. the amount of food consumed. YOUNQMEN ! READ THIS. THE VOLTAIO BELT Co. , of Marshall , Mich , , offer to send their celebrated EtKcrno-VoL- \uo BEIJ and other HUBCTRIO APPLIANCES on .rial for thirty days , to men ( young or old ) afflicted with nervous debility , loss of vitality > nd manhood , nnd all khidred troubles. Also or rheumatism , neuralgia , paralysis , and nany other diseases. Complete restoration to lealtb , vigor and manhood guaranteed. No isk is incurred as thirty days trial is allowed , rVrite- them at once for Illustrated pamphlet ree. ree.It It is said that Congressman Phil Phompron , when a propcoutlnp attorney n KentnckyOGoa asked ti' tvntbrotler O' try a CHC for him. He did so , and hoceuit el d not know the difference. HorHl'.irrt'rt AUMIUAIILE JtESVLTS IN l ariHS. ! Dr. J. J. Ilyan , St. Louis , Mo. , says : U1 invariably prescribe it In feytrs , also n onvaloscence from \ras'ing and debit- tating diseases wiih admirable rasults. I ho find It a tonic to on onfeobJo condition at the genital orcans. " Prince Demidoff , who wan the grandotli olanonr in Paris , under the Into empire , lied last v/eek at his villa xear Florence. Jo spent Ilia riuhes in patronizing nrts-r/i rtiata. Ho It was who said : "Dowaro of blondes , pui no faith Inbnmottcs , and avoid all othoia. " A t'nn li , Colel or HorcTliroal Jhould not be neglected. ISuowN's listxv- CIIIAI , 7'iocUKa are a simple lemedy , trd gi\o n prompt riilief. 2 > cent i a box. Tha Associated proas ono day Inst week sent out from Washington , en hundreds of telegraph wires rrlulling ; every pait of .his broad Union , this thtllllng announce ment : "Miircollns Stump Ins been ap pointed postinusitor at Stumptown . Va " Now lot the wheels of t mo move on. This Is the best season In which to pnrify the blood , and Hood's Sirnpadlla is the best blood purifier. 100 Doses Ono Dollar. That any subject will do for a Iccturo is proven by tno experiment which Gen eral Francis Walker Is making In Boston. Ho has begnn a aeries of twelve lectures oa the lutults of the census. Pile 1 Minors. When neglected or improperly treated often degenerate into cancer. By our naw and improved treatment withonl knife , caustic or ealvo no euro tbo woral cases in ten to thirty days Pamphlet , references and terms , three letter stamja. World 'a Dig- puunry Medical Aireiofalicn , ( iOU Ma'i Street , IJofWo , N. Y Texssia rny'npS''O ' ' OO year In por- li in to ( iOO survivors of Sam Houston's command in the war of 18IJ5-7. Now applied oiis aie coming In all the time fourteen wore received In ono day re cently , nnd the legislature ii trying to repaal the hw on the ground < nit one- half or twe fhlrdif uf tno c'alomnta coir being paid are traudulent , Ono reason why diicaiesof tha bladder and eirlnvry orgam are so diflicult to euro ia that they fttejacn ly have no prcinuu- ced HymptoniH liu.vr's [ Kidney anc Llvtr ] HbMKOV is pjcullarly adapted tj < he euro of these foiupLiotj , and not a a < onoo to tin te t of ilia trjuble , glMiig re lief at uttc. Seal cf North Carol na Smoking tobacCo - Co is the best. Rheumatism Neuralgia , , Sciatica. Lumbago , Backache , Headache , Toothnchc , , , .Sciililx. ri-utl lilti-it , AMt AI.I , ( ITIIFIl IIOIIII.V IMI\S AM ) SoH Ij Vruullll lil Illor. . < > .TYM lirtB. t\tl \ ) e > lure , tlnim la 11 lnxtMcr * . Tin : CIIAIII.KS A. viiii.r.it : cet. C'anriMTiUA. I OQtLtlU l\J. ) lUUliuorr , 3IU. , I . " . Swift's Specific limcuro'l my cancer uhich u > \rr.vlial. I tin now In flno lieilth ; nc\cr better lIft\OL'ilnuil25lHnitids lnco I lxk'in t kln Sull Speclllc. It. H. liiAl ! < iRli , llptouvllle , Tcnn. CANnEIl Kril MANV YEA 111-A Servant tia been onilctocl for mntiy joirs with ncMieorcnhc no.'c , \\lilch ronlitctl nil sorts ol treatment. Shonn cured entirely lth Swllt'aSicclllo. | JOHN HILL , Dni lat , Tlionnon , ( ia NOSH EATEN OFP. A younit nmn nfnr thl town raj AH dattufr. ctncor on bin lice uhtch had do etrojud Ills nnpu and was ostinir tOH.iid his i'\ci . A o latt resort 1 | 'Ut him i y Ill's Spocldc , and It ha cured him sound and vu > ll il.F CimiLv.v , M. D.,0glcthori > o , Ga , 11 n\c seen rrmul-fiblo rcsu't ! from the u o o Swltt'rtjiccilb In cancer , H has cure J sc\ oral case under my own ovn . lliA. J. H. CAMI-HM.L , Coiumlius , Ga S llt'BSroIHolsontlrcly vcRetabic , nnd seems tc euro cancera by fo cl ( ? out the imnuiltteB ftum tbi blood. Treatise on BlcoJ a < id Sliln Dlscnuc-j nalln free. Tlic S Ift Specific Co , Drawer 3 , Atlanta , Ga. or UO W. S3d St. , New York. Few ( H'Oplo are nwar how cn ly IlKl' Food can bo props A liousi-liceror iuod never ha at n lota fo doioit If tlicro IK a cm of Hid e's ftod nUoj In the house. Hoblw [ fi-r I'uddlne' , CustsriJ End Ghnc.Manie uith each ean. Ut > K09foc ( Is now 6i U l < y man > gro is Drii'gl-taal nayn si 11 It. In cans si zo > nd ? 1 "D. No. 4. sir. cheapcat fcr regular family me. Hcn > einber. I'.iJwo' Fool dcea not tax the dlgestlMorKam. . WOOL UCI & CO. , Boston Maw. , on I l > .0. C17 St. Charles St. , St. Lonls , Mo. JL regular graduate ortwo > teillal Collfn " . haa bet n longel ennaRtdltt tb * pf tint treatment or OWUONIC , Nxaiofft , B neil lit ODD IM iik ltiuD any otlt r fny.lelanlu fit. toi J city papera allow AHtl all oltl retMect * KDOW. Nervous Prostration , Dclilllty , Montr ! and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and olne ' tlons of Throat , Skin or Banes , Blood Po Old Sores and UlCCrS. am treated vllb un Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess. Exposure or Indulgence , which i ome or th following etr Kitit Dtrtouiutii. . , tlublli , illniD 'i orle t and directive memory , plmplei on the hrc , ph lcal dun , Bverilnu to tht .ooiftj or remnlo. fonnj.l.i ol IJcon , cto , rendering Marriage improper op unhappy , u renaaQeatlyourcd. ratuphirtfSrt jancntb ) nbove , Bei * la , l d cu ( lc ] > o , rrcoto nny ndclnConiultatlonaKf Uoe or by mnll free , nnllnylieJ. Wrllo for qucitloni. A Positive Written Guarantee glve ln allcarmbleeuen. Undlelnespent erfrywhero. l-amjhleti , Encllsh or Qorman , 01 pace , de- icrlblcir obovo dlseoaos , m male or fomala , rilBa MARRIAGE GUIDE ! are pavn , line platM. llluitntcd In cloth and tilt binding Mo.luoiiejorpoiUBe ; name.lmper eotcri , 25e. Thl twoi conttjas all ihg curious , doulitflU. or IgotiUltlro vcat U know. 1 bock it great Inure * ! to all UellUi. HOBO. ore uin.ncd by IW * Jv1c < - . . t-.lry the BLOODrcrn. Into U ; l.lVERanil KIDNEYS , unit ttxsTotiB Tin : HV.AT.TII au l VNjon of YOUTH. u . ' " iipiiiitan - cured. Hones , iu eelcsnm4 IIITVOS i-ocalvu ni-wiorce. Di. livens tliy uilnd lunl ( upnllco llr ( ln Tower. tiuct.liirto ! thcjL'0 < 'Tt wlil 'SIRO' * TONIC n f f mad nUrcaackJi , licaitliy conipldxlon. ttiauilB at c"-tt"T < > "liiK only a < M J the poiitilnrliryoC'hu original. Do uo 3cnt Ktttliu O'tUJIN.M. ANI > 1IKST . HnrlrMeil.lV.V I St , LOII.B , ai . . for our"DUEAM 13OOK. " ffl I " illol Btnuum uod tuofoUiiforiauUoi.frM > , > y J Uinvcs on Horllck'i Food. " wrlto hundreds oJ i-rat.ul mothers , llotbi-.r'j lulllt conuliiH no lUrcts. An artlflcial d > .i for Infants nhould . -oiitRto > htarcu. Tlio btul aud in t nutriBouii loo. ! lu liejlth > r MChntv * lor INl'AN'JHunit tli t i < tillntf ( > r It ' < ni'iidwl lif ] 'hsnl nK , Hvaiy ' > i'1 , tn > "r"1i'ti MiiSt/M ui u ilrink. I'rleeHI a niiiliriwiiU. llyulldrnii'irli'tn , for Hook on the Troutnii-ut fit Children , f rt "Hllf dlentnluil uu. 'tluul ' tl If lIMit , U II..J'l'taitlliNJ , , . . , . ' Klmllt'illltialevullbaiW'llfd ' IMt , No"ht llilicj U rronoiiorloi U luprrlor to any. lhln | lanl * II tolun , Al II Trm , V , Y , R'll ( ! > fntl > jin llnnri--rli > tof prie" m L.inp lUtltMCIi'.s I'UOU TO. , ICiirltie.Vli . -ii toiii.icx'iiDKir | Kxm > oi or MILT Ily the u o o Ifuituttor'aStoiiutcti jlitteri the haunl ( appuiranco of iho connUnaiico aud l of lien r up | > Untiil l.j a liul'l.lur ' look a' d an the lei l i n ijiiU'.uJ.'h' h d ccqulru mihttance Apjictlto U toiturod , ttm rofieehcd with much reeded tluin- Ur , tlirojgh I ha rue nl t'l ( ii txllclnv , ullch IH aluo liene- tii lal to ttrnTi of a rheumatic t nd < ncv mil an Ineitirnah'i JITL i'utnu of ( utr Hint ik'Ue. Jfuc iiJe CITY Tha romarksblo growth of Omh dnrlng the lut few years la rcsttoi of great astonishment to thoao vrho pay n occasional visit to this growing city. The development of the Stor Yards the necessity of the Bolt Llns Road tha finely paved iitroela the hundreds of now rcoluonooa and costly business blocks , with the population of onr city moro than doubled In the loot five years. All thli Is a great flurprluo to visitors nnd la the admiration of our oltlconi. Thla rapid growth , the bnnlneui activity , and the many substantial Improvements mode Ilvoly demand for Omah ronl estate , and every Invostoir has mudo A haudeomt profit. Since the Wall Street panto May , with the subsoqnont cry of hard times , there haa boon loss demand from specula tors , but a fat * demand from Invoatort seeking homos. This latter class are taking advantage of low prices In bnlld. Ing material and nro securing their homo * at much loan coat than will bo possible year henco. Spocnlators , too can buy real osta * a cheaper now and ought to take advant o of present prlaes foi fntnro pro ti. The next few years promises groatei envelopments In Omaha than the paat livi yoaro , which have boon as good M wo could reasonably doslro. Now man ufacturing ostabllshmonU cad largo job bing houses are added almost weekly , and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many In Omaha and through- but the State , who have their money in. the banks drawing a nominal rate of In terest , which , If judiciously Invested In Omaha real ohtato , would bring them much greater returns. "We have many bargains which wo cro confident will bring the purchaser largo profits In thi near fntnro. Wo have for sale the finest resi dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason able prices on Sherman avenue,17th , 18th , 19th and 20th streets. West on Parnam , Davenport , Cuming , and all the leading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam , Califor nia and Davenport streets has made accessible some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city , and with the building o the street car line out Farnam , the pro perty in the western part of the city will increase in valun We also hav'e the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper ty in the south part of the city. The developments made in this section jy the Stock Yards Company and ; he railroads will certainly double ; ho once in a short timn. We also have some line busineso ota and Home nlogant inside dence ? for sale , Parties wishing to invest will find some gild bj. ) ojnB by calling " TO TS ! A T IE ? d If A IF 1 ? J&J&.4LJL. 15 b A OL JL JS 213 Soufch 14th 8t Bet veou Farnham and Douglas. P. S. We ask those who hnvs property for flale at a bargain to give us a callWo want only bargains Wo will positively not handle prop erty at more than its real value.