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THJE DAILY JJEJB- " OMAHA , SATURDAY ; FEBRUARY 9 , 1884.
Dyspepsia Is BAD.
BAD in its effects en the disposition
The man who cr.n't comforlnblj
tlipcst his dinner is not a dcl/ghtfu /
companion.
HAD in its effects on the household ,
Itsctspeople * rtt variance \vitlicacl ;
other and makes them i'rrcgula
and unreasonable.
SAD in its facets on the June.
A dyspeptic business /nan / can'i
manage hisaflhirsas prosperously
as one with a healthy Stomach.
Brown's Iron Bitters h GOOD.
GOOD inils effects onHfic dyspeptic
It qivcs him a sound digestion
ana enables him locnjoy the fooc
he swallows. /
GOOD in its effect ! on the family
It drives dyspcpaa out , and will
it the whole company of little de
mons that makaliomc unhappy
GOOD in its effclls on fastness.
With a sound cVgcstion a man cat
face and overcome worries anc
troubles which would wreck a dys
peptic. /
Try BROWNS IRON BITTERS ;
Health Js Wealth
Dn li. 0. VEsr'fl NEHVC AND HHAIN TRBAI
MENT , n Bunmntoocl nwcilio for Hjstcrln , Uizzi
ness , Convulsions , 1'ita , Nervous Nenrnliiir
llondacho , nervous Prostration caused by tlm us
ofnlooliol 4r tobacco , Wnlcnfulntsu , Mfnlnl lo
prossion , HiftonltiK of tlio Drain ropultlnft in in
wmity nnu lending to miBcrj'i decay nnd death
1'romntuiOld ABO , Harrcnnoss , Lorn of powe
in oithorbor , Involuntary Jx > ssen nnd Hnormnt
orrliooa clusod byovor-oxortlnn at tliohram.flolf
abuse oeovor-indulRonco. Kncli box contain
ono mnjth a trontmont , $1.00 a box , or BX | bnze
for$5.W , eontbynmll prepaid on receipt of price
GUAKAvrKi : HIX
To euro nny coso. With cnoli order mcnivod byn
for six boxes. accompanied with $5.00 , wo wil
eondlho purchaser our written Ktinmuteo to re
fund the money if the treatment duos tiotoffoc
a euro. Guarantees issued untir by
0. F , GOODMAN ; Bole Agent , Omaha , Neb.
DR. FELIX Lk BfiUf/'S
PREVENTIVE AND CURK.
FOE EITHER SEX ,
The remedy being Injected directly totlioBOat ol
the ilUciso , requires no chance ol diet or nauseous
mercurial or polnonoui medicine * to bo taltun Inter
nally. When uicd 09 a pruvcntlto by cither oax , It ) :
Impo8lblo to contract any prltato dfacaiic ; but In thi
ca o of those already unfortunately aflllcted uo Ruar
antco thico boxen to cure , or wo will refund the man
ey , Prlco by mail , postage paid , $2. per box or three
boxes for $5.
$5.WRITTEN
WRITTEN QUAUANTiE3
esucd by all authorized agents.
Dr.FelixLeBnm&Co.
SOLE rjioi'nicrona. "
PC , F , Goodman , Drugglit , Solo Agent , for Omahi
Neb. lil&Q.w ly
Plpa moVlngUUior < ulU8toatobaoce. '
It li tha regal w y ot inioklmr. You get
more Olrcctly it the Carer ana Jriwrince.
You take tba emoko cooler , aud the toiiio
clctnllcr and eater , llpo BOioUcg is
unoklDir rcduooJ to a flno irt
Tbo more tha queetlon of adultcnted
tobacco forcca Itaoll on tha attention of
cmoVen , tha tnoro deelrabla It becomes
to know prcdiely what you are unoklng.
In DlackwoU'ii Dull Durham BmoUog To-
btcooyou h TO RKiuranteo ,
lw y . that it liVUuro'a
otraunaaulteratedprodact.
ita ( mrnnoo , ( UTor , tuj
unBurputodqniUty.troda.
rived from the Hollander ,
Try it. and you will bo oi
lifltJ. Nona Renulna with
oat tnde-muk of the Bull.
All taoconf ul FUhermen and BporU-
men unoka UUckvreU'i llull Durham
BJuolOnj Tobacco , and thcr enjoy It.
OMAHA
Stove Repair Worka
109 South 14th Bt.
of JurnUhlnK casting * anil rcpal
mi > ( u < i > 4 ol Ml description , wood itovei , changed
turn coil , frrato , Orebaclc , dampen , &o. couiUntl
mtar.d. Try one ot our * tov < l i > rholvcs ai
lothia dr ) er.
er.DISEASES
DISEASES OF THE
EYE & EA1
J , T. ARHSTROHG , U. D. ,
cppoiiW ftxVOB Uotel , Omal
'llnrron" Tounj-flon'8
There was a llttlo dog
Which had a tall ;
The puppy wont to sen ,
And In a gnlo
The llltlo toll blow off ;
SadMghttoiow :
The wild winds had their will ;
The fact h true ,
There was a llttlo cat ,
Almost a kit ,
She ate so largo a rat
She had a fit.
With had digestion cursed ,
She kicked and to sod ,
And then nho up and burst ,
Aud so was lost.
There WIN a llltlo lion
Who laid nn egg.
She stumbled o'er it them
And broke her log.
Thny took her feathers off ,
A previous lot ,
And made her into broth
In an old pot.
Ob , dog'and cat aud hen ,
Trlnno In Woo ,
How llko yo are to mon
Who dwell bolnwl
With potions nnd with pills
Wo do o , 'tis true ,
The doctors have their wills ,
The sextons too.
too.ll'lilladclplda Call.
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lIuNEY F01lTHI3
Tills , Thomm lialloy Aldrlch U ono of tlio
ino.it plcturc.souo woiiion In Boston.
Miss Coflln , nf Now .Tcrsoy , Is potlttonliif
the legislature for a change of name ,
Mixny Jewels woni at swell society ovouts it
Now York nro borrowed for the occasion.
Young ladles do not llko to go out sleigh
riding with the mau who has nnly ono arm ,
Miss Chtlstlno Nllsson Is ono of the queens
3f dlnmonds , She has a royal collection o :
gems.
gems.Holm
Helm , of Troy , was the first womnn win
wanted to go to 1'aris nud leave her husbaui
at homo.
Girls are inoro courageous than men. They
nro roaily to inako a mutch with a follow twlco
tlioir filzo.
\ woman has just dlod nt Belfast , Ireland ,
who worked as a laborer at the dockyard there
for thirty years.
The Vermont spruce gum crop Is a failure
this softfion. Uuo notlcn of the suspension ol
Vassar college will bo given.
Dom or young Indies who escort the young
men to leap year balls are thoinxolvos escorted
by district telegraph messenger boys ,
A Chlnoso proverb nays : "A man thinks
ho knows , but a woman knows bolter , " The
Chi iioso munt go , [ Oil City Derrick.
In the matter of Immodest costumes at bnlls
In Now York this winter young married
ladles nro said to bo the chief offenders.
The most beautiful plaque that nny young
lady ran make Is a big , round milieu pie ,
placed within o.viy roach of the upectator.
The Noshvillo man , who was fmod § 800 for
kissing a school teacher , nccdtnot complain.
It was a good deal cheaper than marrying hor.
Mlts Mamlo Dickens , daughter of the nov
elist , will begin a Bcrlon of reminiscences of
her father in the Youth's Companion in Feb
ruary.
Mrs. r.llzaboth Klchards , of Wilmington ,
has taught school for nearly eighty years. It
taken a mighty smart scholar to fool the old
lady.
"Urory woman has her mission , " sayg a
writer , but ho doesn't state whether that is to
give employment to tha dressmakers or to
wear big hata to the theater.
Misa Voorheos , daughter of tlm goncrmis
and brilliant senator of Indiana. Is pursuing
her musical studios abroad and will not re
turn to America until next summer.
Itubios , cat's-oycs , topaz , bronza and all
dark precious stones nro used this winter to
ijivo Oriental coloring to the cold white diamonds
mends of eardrops , pendants , brochos nnd
bracelets.
The now mutton-log iiloovoa nro full at the
top and very close below the elbow ; their
beauty Is increased by making them long and
pushing the upper part far above the armholcs
of the dross ,
A capote made entirely of many narrow
Haltlngs of vuhct in row after row , beginning
In the contru of the crown , is ono of the favor
lto bonnets In Putin. A paimcho of feathers
Is Its only trimming.
, A strip of land nbout one inch wldo on
I'lfty.fiftli ' street , west of Third avenue , was
recently sold for 035. This confirms the re-
fort that Sara Bcrnliardt will make Now
York city her homo.
A plain strip of plush , with handsnmo fringe
nn ouch ond. makes a very pretty table scarf.
If to this can bo added , even U on ono end
inly , a epray of flowers in arasouo embroidery ,
it will bo an elegant scarf.
Very short jaunty jackets or ribbed cloth
> ra fastened tightly over the figure and worn
with n vest If the basques are cut much
longer they are usually continued very nearly
ilown to the hem of the skirt.
"Whcro Is the girl of long ngnV' sing Joa
julii Miller. Wo saw liortho other day , Jooq.
But she isn't a girl any more. She had grav
lair and a wart nil her note , had no tooth and
i\oro species , [ Salem Sunbeam.
Miss 1'mlly Faithful ! writes from Colorado
M a friend : "I have scon nothing but beauty
ilnco I entered the territory. " Whereupon
Mls ICato Field lays her hand upon her heart
nd murmurs , "Oh , you nro BO kind , "
Ono reason why a Detroit \vlfo doslroi n
llvot co Is because her husband lied to her
liuforo marriage ho said ho owned a ono-horso
wagon nnd had 55200. After marrlngo ho could
jtily claim the wa ou , aud one wheel was gouo
at that.
Looking fixedly this way , Ella Wheeler says
in tones about which there can bo no mistake :
"I will kiss the man whom my eoul ro\oros. "
Very well , Miss Wheeler , but you needn't
crowd us BO , Fall back into line with the
other girls.
"I don't wonder that Bomo mothers weep
vhen their daughters are born , and cry : "Oh.
li t it had boon a nonl" There nro KOIUO sad
xpoilonco that would load n mother to pray
hat ovcryono other children bo men. " [ lion-
y Ward Boechor ,
A maiden lady at Wilmington not only ro
used to toll her ago , but carefully destroyed
ivcry evidence of the data of her birth. A
aw dayu ago she died , aud now the Wllming.
.on papers in guessing at her npo have got It
up to 105 yeais. The moral is obvious.
Four contu a piece was the prlco promised
a sowing girl in Brooklyn for making eight
dozen uhlru , and then she had to bring suit
bo got the money , her employer alleging that
thu noting was defective. Judgment for the
"ull amount nud $5 ooets was rendered lu her
a\or ,
If you wish t find the answer
To the qucntlon that you ask ,
Just Interview the laborer
lleturnlug from his task.
lln'll tuko you to Ida Immblo homo
Where hU good wlfo does her duty ,
And I'll wuffer llmt ho ho'll nay true lo\o
Is woman's greatest beauty.
Ladles who have a liking for hats worn nver
the forehead will bo glad to loaru that the olt
favorlto , the Kugllih walking hat , U llltoly to
be rood \ this spring , The brim Is about the
same an of old , rolling high and close ou each
aide , but the crowns to molt of the now shapes
are in the sloping Langtry style , or else are
high aud tquaro.
There have boon nnly two known coses o
fouitla lynching In the country , The first oc
curred In 1851 at UoimoUllo , a mining cami
in the Bodlo district of California , and the
victim was a Bpouish woman named Inez
IVria , who bud murdered and robbed a man
In her husband's saloon. The second aud IM
case is the lynching of Mm. Uuddlnghaui lu
Ouray , Colorado , a few daye ago.
IClssea are worth more in Indiana than li
I'onniylvonU. It cost a man three hundrci
dollan for kissing a fchool teacher lu the { or
mer eUto. and a jury in the latter state only
allowed three hundred dollars damtgog recently
contly to a woman who swore ho had klsiet
hrr thirty thousand times. An Indiana man'
kts < may do inoro damage , however , than t
l'onniylvanlan' . ll'ock'b Suu.
It U to bo perhaps ouo of the future feature *
of life that women will bo permitted to pum
We. Then it will bo a lint thno for faro dta !
era and the banks. Female human nature I
full of the gambling propensity , and tha mos
moral and respectable lady wl 11 , at a game p
rord , do the most unscrupulous thlngD. Dl
vou over play even Innocent kouo in a ttral
w y with a lot of ladles ! It may bo boc u
tliflyaieauprKxcdto bspUylnfT foriuo , but
am willing to watrcr that ono out nf any ? lvei
three will cheat by an impulse that the CM
not help ,
A beautiful coituma for a young brunettn i
of rod brick Ottoman silk and velvet. Th
silk basque has a blouse vest of velvet Th
silk drapery is mndo very short by crosswa ;
wrinkles hold on each hip by velvet rosettes
The lower skirt is mainly of v oh ot , but open
toward the front over puffed drapery of thi
etlk. The velvet bonnet to match Is von
largo , with a robin rod breast perched anili
many plumes.
She said she wanted a ticket "to Wyandott
and return , " and the pale , gentlemanly agon
nlth the dork mustache asked as ho took U ]
the pitoboard , "Single ? " "It nln't any n
your business M I know , " she responded tart
ly. " 1 might have boon married a do/oi
tlmoi If IM felt llko provldln' for some poor
ehlftlc's wreck nf a man. " Ho docin't asl
ladies If they want "single" tickets any inoro
Ho'a afraid to.
Short Kutstan lockets ofg.ay plnlilod fabric
In velvet , twocd , Tol'oMCcbIrclothorchovlot
are very prevalent among skating costume
for young girls. These coats nro very jaunti
and also very comfortable , being thickly linci
and finished In the back with a pointed hooc
faced with a dark satin In monochrome
Natural boavoror "Grecian" lynx fur , In nar
row bauds , trims the cdgoi ; and with tin
jacket Is worn a 1 Job Hey cap of the plaid
with n tiny fur-trimmed muff and skate-bag b
match.
Oroat clusters of blush roses are jus' nov
very fashionably worn with full dress tollotn
audit was noticed ata brilliant gathering a
the Metropolitan opera house the other even
In ? , that those fragrant bloitsomi were nlmos
without exception worn by ladies who appeared
od in toilets With bodices cut dccolloto , 1'or
hnpn tliCAo roses were adopted and worn an i
sort of vicarious olforing to a sentiment whlcl
the wearers instinctively felt , but were cour
ngeous enough or careless enough to dliro
gard.
gard.Foalher
Foalher fans have been and are the raga o !
the Hoason , Formerly the ostrich feathers Ir
natural colors , or In cream or ivory white , 01
In nil black , were the most distinguished , bill
this season the brilliantly glossy foathcra ol
the pheasant and the yellowish tints of the
oriole nnd the merle are preferred. The
mounting of the small waved plumage is oxo'
cutcd with extraordinary dollcncy and neat1
ness , so thnt the funs have asatln-liko smooth
ness , and , In some cases , great refinement in
the color ; the tone bolng preserved through'
out In the ntnbcr or tortoise shell sticks an
well as in the finish , or decorations. The
"Portia" is the newest fan in shape ; it Is oval
and forms a hand screen. Tlio prettiest arc
made of cluar , palo yellow feathers , with n
Imnvu starling fattened with a bow of browu
latin ribbon above the handle. The latest os
trich feather fans consist of three magnificent
fonthors tied with ribbon and fastened in n
xirvcd holder.
Why Man IB Llko a Fish.
A man is llko a fish Indeed ,
lie drinks llko ono and loves the wood ;
His joys a bait when ho Is naught
In scaly weighs. Ills lines are taut
In schools officious wlioro they say ,
Both fear the rod but hook-oy ploy.
Fishes nud mon both cro in solno ;
Tis swimmln' makes them that is plain.
Fishes spawn ova coats ; mon too ;
Ami when in pools they both shako ono ,
Both run for ollish at the poles
Then up Salt river go in shoals.
Fish go to son ; mon see to go
To "bars" for Vichy water , oh I
Both llko to Ho on warm spring beds
And wave soft billows for their heads ,
And neither ono will make a "rise"
Until they're forced to by the "flies , "
Both men and fish have scaly tales.
From frying-pans sight In the Tire
Tlio fishes jump and novortlro ;
So Ilkowlnodooi a fishnus man
Who thinks this world a frying-pan.
[ Whitehall Tirana.
CONNUDIALiiriKS.
A young lady , aged 18 years , rosldjng at
jarafroxia , Out. , married , secured a divorce ,
md married again within a week rocontly.
Chang , the Chlnoso giant , is to bo married
n live > oars to a Chinese womau nine foot
ilgh. They will than open a tea Btoro in Now
iTork.
AMalno girl refused tn bo married till next
Vpril because she liken sleighing , and says tlio
oes there isn't go much sleighing after mar-
lago.
An English nobleman , cow traveling in the
vest , Is chareed with falling in love with the
louaomald of n Denver hotel and wanting to
narry her.
An unexpected offer of marriage to n Mich-
zau girl brought on a fatal attack of heart-
llsoaso. Most offers of marriage are the re
nt ts of hoart-di'oaso , but they are seldom
ntal.
The newspaper foreman got a marriage no-
Ice among a lot of Items headed "Horrors of
883 , " and whan the editor learned tliat tlm
room's income wan only Hoven dollars a week
10 said it had better remain under that head.
IIJU. UflU , AIWVU VUk , 4IUO Itllu | rlV41C U Ut Ulilfl *
UKun ftHUIftvlt to the contrary. Nearly every
mpor In the country would publish it for
otlihiR.
AUrooWyn lady caught a burslar In Ii3r
001 a and compelled him to marry lior. Shio )
liU torrlbla punishment there him be n n
icat falling oif In tlio number of robberies In
irooklyn , nnd It In iiiroposoil to cut down the
mllcQ lorco olio-half. There nro more ways
lian onu to mnko hnrglary odious.
Under I\IlH \ l sippl Taw a woman Is liable to
iidlctinont for nsHiinlt If she strike her luis-
iand ; but tlia man Is not liable for assaulting
ho woman If ho usoi n switch u < > lurgor than
iU llttlo finger In doing HO. It U now pro-
itiBod to BO amend the nUtuton at to give the
rlfo tlio HUino Immunity that her liiwbnnd on-
oya.
oya.A young lady In Ulster oouuty called at a
iwyar's olllco in Kingston the other day mid
nkcdto hn\o suit bo un ngatnatx former
uxor for bronch of promlso. "Ho promlaed
0 ninrry 1110 four times , " she said , "but ho
lann't kept his word , and my atloctlous nro
,11 , blighted. " "How much damage do you
1 Uti to clalmt" eald the polite lawyor. "Well ,
was blighted four times , and I think $100 a
illght Is iiiuiQ too much. " So suit was on
er oil at $400 damages for four blights.
Coneldorablo couimcmt was excited at n re-
: ent wedding lu Boston by the extraordinary
irocautlon taken to keep out pooplawho were
lot Invited. The giuuits wore mot on tlio
Idewalk by a policeman who demanded a
Ickot , another policeman stood at the on-
ranco to tlio awning doalrlng to sea the
lokot , the sexton at the door took up the
.Icknt , a fourth person directed the friends of
: ho contracting parties , to go on ono sldo of
Llio church or thu other , and lastly the ushers
wore proidod with cards on which the names
of ia\orod guesU were placed , and all persons
who wire not down for scats were pormlttoj
to sldlt for themselves.
A dllTorcnco arose between two colored mon ,
Hut toll and Louie , of Colchester. Ktissoll pro <
cured a warrant for Louie's arrest , charging
htm with enticing away hU wife. The case
was called before Judge Oarrlngton , but before -
fore the trial was over it was agreed that the
parties should eottlo the matter nt Issue byn
contest conducted In accordance with tlio
rules ot the prUo-rlug. This they proceeded
to do. They retired to a convenient svot nnd
proceeded to chokoand pummel each other
until Louie throw up the Bpongo. lluuoll re
turned from the field In triumph mid carried
hti wife homo with her.
Ono of the riuooroat cases of marriage which
havncoma before the notice of the legal fra
ternity ( or years Is now being Inveotlputed by
the Delaware circuit court at Muacio. It U o
case which , if tested , as it I ) now designed ,
may lead to n practical change la the marriage
laws of the state. Homo tlmo last spring Mr ,
Seth [ . Whltton , a lawyer of Union Spring * ,
v > ho was a widow er at the time , met mid con.
colvod a great love for Miss Maud 8. Mc-
Arthur , & reputable younR lady of that city ,
Hoarding at ilia same houa , ho became qulu
Intimate with her , so muth BO , lu fact , ILat
theymo\odto the house of a priyato family ,
where they resided for some thus. Ono of the
family became diisatUfied , and demanded k
kuow the relations exlsthiK between them ,
when Mr. Whltton v .uced a written gro
ment jnutually nlgued , but unwituwsed
BKivcing to take each other as lawful husbam
and wife , to have aud to hold , etc , , "uutl
death or some coinpstent legal authority'
nhould them pirt. Air. Whltteu was soot
after rretod nud K ve ball for bu appear
once , and the ctso U now on the tapis. Hi
and the young lady ulalin they ro legally mar
rled , aud lm\o rofuied iinuiuulty from prate
cutlon , offored. If he would call a preacher
ami lw wadded aooardlpg to U 8 law wad th
Thocft o U exciting grcrnt Intern
tlironghout the country.
BucctncBi and Lovo.
Conuotry m y gftln you ndinlrcrs slave ? ,
Vour mirth may nmuao for the hour }
Your culture bo all that n learned man craven
Your fortune tempt bachelors to power.
You may through diplomacy win a soft fool ,
Machination may pot you n groom ;
To cot n good husband tlioro's only ono rule.
That brings Hymen's floworj to bloom ,
A sweet disposition not forced , for you
lover-
Hut n wcotne , habitually n.
Which , tdn [ > crcd with love thats constant ir
fervor ,
Will your worth to your Rwoothout door
show.
MUSIOAh AND lltVMTIC. .
Ooilclinux l suppljlng armor for the " 1'rln
cess Ida , " which will cost S3000.
Laura Don has been cngncod ; to appear In
Frank Mayo's now play , "Nordock. "
Mrs. Charles IMmonds will remain with
Mrs. Langtry for the rest of the season.
Mrs. Tom Thumb has tnkou 13unnoll's Mu
seum in Brooklyn , and will noon open it.
A few years ago Harry Minor was a musi
cian ; ho now employs four full orchestras.
"In the Hanks" goes to San Francisco next
summer. It will bo put ou at the Baldwin.
Henrietta Vndcrs will start out as a star
with Kate CInxtou's company on February 11.
"For Congress , " Haymond's great SUCCORS ,
has boon booked at the WalnutStreotthoatio
Haverly's Comedy thontro , on Broadway ,
Now York , is to bo named the Gaiety The
atre.
atre.Madame
Madame Janauschok will shortly produce
another play. It is an adaptation from a Polish
novel.
Rehearsals of "Princess Ida" are progress
ing at the Doston Museum. The members of
the company speak In glowing terms of the
music.
Itemcnv ! li at Havannn , nnd ho and his
liddlo Is iiolnp jabl'ed nround the houses of
the HWoll Cubans , Ho will give public con
certs later.
George S. Knight will produce his now
comedy by Charles Gaylor , entitled ' 'Puratv
kin Crook Politics , " at llavlln's Theatre , Cin
cinnati , March 2.
John Yi. Owens is resting for n fortnight.
Ho la not In the best of health. His company
is to bo strengthened for the representation o'f
Ills old repertoire.
A Scandinavian company Is touring Minnesota
seta and the northwest , playing Swodlsln
Iranian. There is a largo Norncglau and
Swedish population in that country.
Miss Maud Granger , having abandoned
"Her Second Love , " will star during the bal
ance nf the season under the manngomnt of
Mr. Henderson , late of the Standard Theatre ,
Now York.
There is some prospect of Mrs. D. P. Bow
ers returning to the stage. Frank Mayo lias
invited her to nssumo a loading role in "Nor-
leck , " his now play , which Is to bo produced
n Chicago in May.
Bulfalo Bill closes his season in Chicago )
March 8 , nnd departs for his Nebraska ranch
; o prepare for another Wild West tenting soa-
BOH. His season , though short , has bean very
successful , especially in Now England.
Joseph Jefferson hag closed his season at
Nashville , and will go to his Louisiana plan
tation for the remainder of the winter. Air ,
loltorson will start out ogaln in April. The
> resent season hna been very profitable.
Carl Ilosa has found and engaged for the
juvont garden a now soprano named IC.ito
iionsberg. She la uSt. Louis girl , the daugh
ter of a wholesale liquor dealer , and lias boon
stud ) ing in Kuropo lor the last four years.
Dion Boucicault'rt tour In Australia will last
only eight weeks. Ho will produce "Arrah
tfn Poguo" and n now play of his called "Kob-
ort Kinmet , " in which hu plays the tltlo role.
lo will start ou April 10 uiul return in August
A feature of the "Excelsior" performance
vill ho the incidental music , under the direc-
; ion of Mr. W. JJlhott Hoslain. late of Ab-
> oy'H Metropolitan opera honso , in Now York ,
and formerly professor of music at Brittanla
college , Manchester.
When " Excelsior " was given in Paris
Americans were amuicd at a scone In which a
rroup of Indians were standing at the Now
fork end of the Brooklyn bridge , while in the
llstanco was the capita ! building , with herds
of buffaloes browsing around it.
The Now York World lavishes the warmest
iraiso upon Thomas W , Kcono , and halls him
ts America's great aotor. It is just and fit-
lilt ; that a journal which sneered at western
loiiimendiition of Henry Irving should find its
jeau ideal of an actor in Tom iCeeno.
Colonel AVood has obtained possession of
ho lease of the Olympic. Theater , Chlcaco ,
nnd will remodel It into a museum aud then-
re , nurh as ho used to control in days gone
> y. Ho wouldi like to tnke possession of the
louse at once , but Manager hmniett wants a
tcop premium to lot go.
Goring Thomas , composer of "Esmernlda , "
j at work on a Kusslnu subject ; VHliors St.in-
ord , composer of "Tho Yelled Prophet , " on
in old English subject ; and Mackenzie , com.
> o or of "Colomba , " on n subject not made
mbllc , but which is belnc ; put into libretto
orm by Dr. FrancIs-IIuaCer.
There was a decided , coldness between the
management of Mrs. Langtry and that of the
'ifth Avenue Theatre , Maw York , during her
ng.igemont there. It tttoso from a clause in
ho contract that Mrs. Langtry should h.ivo a
nan in the box ollice ai ell as ono at llii
loor. John Stetson felt hurt that there
hould bo n suspicion oE hlahonoaty , hut Mrs.
jaugtry lusUtod , ju t the same , and Charles
ileiulnm , her manager , found it pretty dls-
groeablo.
Mine. Modjoska's California ranch , which
ms cost her nn outlay of about S01),000 up to
late , lost ivook brought her in the first return
upon the amount , invested. This was the
uni of § 5,000 , profits upon the past year's
lops. Tlio money was regarded by Mmo.
Modjoska as lucky money , and she promptly-
n\ested lu a diamond iliademanda pair of
olltairo ear-rings , which ho will wear for the
irat tlmo as a kind of wascotto , in the pro-
iuctlou of her now play at the Star Theatre , .
N'ow York , two week * houco.
A popular singoo o a. former genoratlon has
list died In I Khglhnd in Juno Shorlti.
nado her first appearance at Covout Garden
n Docembor. IWl ! , in Dr. Arno' * opera of
'Artaxerxos"and came to this country with.
, ho Scgulns In 1833. She was much lllwd
lore , particularly In comic opera , for aha-wjts
iv siirightly uatrcbs.ps.vell as a good eingor ,
and romaluml hero til ) 1810. Shu retired from
ho stage immediately upon her roturn.to
inglanU , and sotu after married a Mr. Wol-
cott.
cott.Somo years ORQ Bartloy Campbell saidi.-"In
, hl couutoy 1 have found the playwright ) Hv-
ng in a garret and the actor living in a villa
at Long Branch. The man who makflo , the
ilay Is twatcd llko a poor relation by the
) l yor. When I went to Paris I found the
uctor living In parrot nnd the playwright in
a villa. * ' This moves Nym Crinkle to re
nark"IthlnkMlut Burtley Campbell has
lone more than nny other Americamdraniat-
at to fctli j about tlia now condition la which
MtU tutor aud playuiaker can resiib < at I < oug
Brunch. "
_
IMl'IKTIKS.
Taa OH City Bllczoid starts & distracting
( ucitlun. It wants to know wtois going to
[ > ay the ] > arEou's Ioo leap year ,
CoruolIuK Vunilo bllt has b on elected a di
rector of the Your , ; Men's G > uiatiau associa
tion. Queer taste for a VaudarbilU
"Wiat is thUl-rfok'Sarah lUrnum'that I
BBO so widely ndrtUedJ" "Jt b a very stiO
morsel , " was tha reply , "I auk inoro particu.
iarly , " said ho , "bocausa 1 IKVW a man reading
it in church tliU morning"
Old Job was. level head d biUbiug that
Ills enemy mishtvritaa book. The critics
are making ill manner of fun of the Maviuls
of Lorno's 'Speeches jid Verses , " and they
will not epivjro mi uuf mt mother-lu-lavjwhou
hsr bookcuues rut ,
IttssaVl thaton of the hlghosUsalarlod
presclmn lu Chicago haj a very mur l congre-
gatlout cone of whom nro wealthy , How be
manors to Induce hU flock to rnpeiaud scrape
hard enough to juy him n big ulary la nol
otattj. Peilupa heprexclies vtry thort ser-
incus.
To test your piety : Drop BIO In the con
tribution plato. Care for the widow ant
fathorludi , especially the fatherlo * * , Allow
your children to "d Du * on your eye brow , '
un st'll ' ktop your temper , Listen
patience to the pious exhortations of me
whi.tn you know to bo deep-dyed swindlers
If after theio tests your piety remains wit
you , a comfort-ghlng and feml-satlsfyingprca
once , delay not your "going henco'ra mgl
moment longer than necc'iarr. This worl
is no place for you. fllirtford Fcwl.
In Boston a few days ago a reverend gentle
man was convicted of systematically talcln
books from libraries and store * . There wane
no necessity for hla doing to. Ho wa declare
a kleptomaniac nnd turned over to his friend
in order that they might "minister to a mltu
diseased. " In the same city n day o ? tw
later a i x > r devil who had vainly tried to RO
work , took a trace chiln from a InrdWhr
stoio , cold it nnd nnplicd the proceeds to th
purchato of broad for his starving children
His necessities were groat. But ho was a vul
gar thief nnd was sent to the house of corroc
lion , A quctr world this.
Seemed to Know Him.
"Shall I mIho man that I love ? "
Man ; ; l liu i , , vveot Phlllls the fair ;
And tun iiiUjlu went soaring above
AR If 'twero htr favorlto air.
And a voice coming-out of the sky ,
From a plnprr ebo hoped to entrance
Quito startlocl her with the ro,4y |
"Sho will if she unco gets the chance. "
"ShnH I marry the girl that I lore ? "
Ho Rang on a subsequent day ;
3aiu Wgh In his nttic above ,
When ho thought the fair Phillis away.
A surprise came up from below ,
An minitor his ardor to cool ;
'Twas a little cmphatlo "No , no ;
Nut unless the girl , too , Is a fool , "
ouaiiNT nnors.
"Light IB gradually breaking me , * ' re
marked the man when no paid a gao-bill twice
us large as usual ,
George B. Poerlos , of California , ata a lotol
nutton for dlnuor recently , nnd butted a mill-
louse door down before ho got a hundred yards
'rom the dining-room
An Illinois editor fiozo his cheek last week.
3old that will plcrco a substance of adnman-
.Ino solidity mueibo terribly embarrassing tea
a thermometer. [ Bismarck Tribuno.
A man In lown has patented a hen's nest ,
liyand-by KOIUO man will patent the hen , and
, hen wo will have to pay for cggg until a
iloln omelet will'tasto ' like a § 10 bill. [ Jiur-
dotto.
"Husband , you'll ' have to go nnd call that
> oy yourself , I can't make htm get up. Ho
i-leeps as If ho were n log. " "Oh , well , Marie ,
ho boy can't help it. It's fato. Ho was born
to bo a policeman. " '
"You have gave my wife the wrong medl-
lino"exclaimed a man , entering a drug store.
'I hope no harm has- resulted , " replied tha
Irupglst tremulously. "Oh , no , she's all
ight. " "How do yotnkuow it was the wrong
medicine ? " "W'y , because it helped her im
mediately. " [ ArKansnwTraveler.
In the opinion of a > genuine Ivontucklan ,
hero is no part of our national history so im-
> ortant ns the fact that > old Pete Andersor's
on Caleb married Tobo Watkin's daughter ,
and afterward owned "Step High , " the horse
hat BouSalus rode from Lexington to Prank-
ort in 1851) ) . [ Arkansaw Traveler.
Dr. X. goes to a restaurant with a friend ,
irul orders a bottle ofnno. . Shortly after ho
s called away for a moment , and the iriend
Kcosts the waiter : "Fine brand of wine that
a , " Waiter "Ah , yes , , but by no moansour
lest. You ought to try some of the kind the
doctor always orders when ho comes hero
ilono. "
Two young married Franch ladies were talk-
ng about their husbands- . Said ono of them ,
'lo you really think vour Jules wont shoot-
njf yeateiday ? ' "Well , I don't think ho
ned to deceive mo yesterday ; I nm inclined
0 think ho went. " "But ho didn't bring
urk any game " "ThnV's what makes mo
ure ho did go ! " was the wife's reply.
Senator Tom Boweii , f Colorado , has what
s called a poker face and Is said to bo the
jeet poker plajor in the world. He always
IOH a poker hand , too , or the persona playing
, vith him think ha ha v and ho derives
1 largo income from the game. They soy of
lim < > ut in Denver that wnen ho wanted four
acis once at poker , and had but three , ho
ulotly dropped his fourth-card and substitut-
d liis photograph. Ho played It for a jack ,
oo.
oo.A > colored man was hanging around the
pcra house the other evening In a manner to
how that ho was deeply interested in what
vas colng on inside , and a gentleman finally
n5tl to him : "Why don'tfyou go In ? Under
bo civil rights bill you crm take a Beat in the
arquet circle. " "Yes , Bah ! I knows all
Mxitdataihl" was the reply. "Under cioll
Igbts hill I ken take my so.tt in the house ;
uimmlor do present strain in my finances I
ouldn't buy two shinglts if hall opera
cossi were Hollln' for 10 couts apiece , sah. "
Duty and Devotion.
Helping , cheering tlied mother ,
Loving words to sister , brother ;
Doing patiently thy duty
Tho.io attract tar more than beauty.
Modest drosi and gsntla bearing ,
Kindly actions no' er sparing ;
Making cloudy places sunuy
Those u in trua hearts more than money.
Aiding those who. ore not comely ,
Brightening lioinon however homely ;
Striving for n noble life
Crowned nt last n happy \ylfol
A. C. DODGE.
OtNGUIjAUlTIKS.
Hartford , Ky , , has a pig with eight legs.
The two headed Indyion exhibition says that
w * beads are bolter than ono , or oUo slo
/uuldn't be receiving 525 a. week salary.
Kats patronized a Watoibury , Conn. , bird
tare the other i.in'l.t , und. killed eighteen ca-
orics , pulling them piecemeal through the
vires of the cages.
Ann Dunn , who diad ita London a few thiys
igi > at the ago of : thirty-nine , was nearly nine
eot high , and weighed over five hutulml
ounds. She raoasured tliroa foot six laches
round the shoulders.
It Is said thatthoruU a girl In Diwson
ounty , Ga. , who IsnJuost a second Lulu
In rat. She has a magnetic touch tiut ! nt-
jacts , instead of repels , all Inaulmataob-
ccts. Just tho.tlp ofi the finger applid to a
Jialr will HftJt from tha floor.
Sir John Lubbnck.bns trained a black poo-
> Io to preso-it different caids when -i dotlra
A be fed or to go out. The words "food , "
'out , " ami llbono" w printed ontlcin , auJ ,
ho animal lias been trained to usfo'irtto theco
ards with tha deslrad events of the day.
William. Klcklirfitar , of Atlania , who U
inly 10 yaara old , ho-s taken ou n full , \ien\\\ \ \ ,
iU volca lun clmnr.ad to a deep baio aud tb ro
mvn beeT , other like > lrllo developments , nil
ausod b .rjj illnosa from which htiiassutfarcU
oreoino weeks jift , including tlApnrolyrJa of'
iU rlghVeldo.
A lumberman from Mchlgnu ! says a Jrieud
if his in tbo plus region found Niiako in hi *
locketijono day aail sowed tha Docket u-i until
he saalao. wwi. nigh starved ) Then lie let
dm uut and ftd'Ulm ' , and aftur that the snake
vouhl do nnytlilng he told Urn to. Hn used
to lunt doervjlth that snalcx , He'd lay for
ho deer , and. as eon astU ovoin slnht he'd.
set tha euake after It , and the cunioil
wculdeo tangle itself up In the
l-/it It coulilu't run.
AS a couple of gentleman were tiding di > wu
ilo lloanoke a. YirKlula , recently they
law a hxge ( rroon coloreJ snake vxJUiiiiR and
wlatlnjc at the root of beech troo. Going
closer tiiey dlacoveroJ it to lo ono of the
lorned ntxdps of the hoop snake. It had
'ormtJ. Itself Into a. hooji by taking Ha tail
n it * mouth and rolUd down tlm hllllapur *
luit of a rabbit or other smaU game. He great
lad become ita v filed ty that It couldu't guide
totlf , and It had ( truck tbo tree , with such
'orce as to diive its horn Into , the rolid wood
to the depth of xm inch cu more , holding it
, lvht and fast. There are a great many trees
,11 , thu Tlclnlty that hav been struck iuthe
tame way , am\ they invariable die. Bo dead-
y U tlio poliou that th * latvos on vouug oaks
, 'ive been known to wither within an hour
after belu struck.
"Homo Sweet Homo. "
ThU song U very good In its way , but la
there * ny sicknets In the household ? H so
l > orn cannot bo always pleasant W < \ taki
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