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lt-.rl.lW. . i * . 7 * THE DAILY BEE-OMAHA , THURSDAY. JANUARY 2 < k 1884. > The Preacher's Qulot Habits ; Sedentary and studious men sonv times become prostrated before the know it Those who spend muc time in close mental work and ncf lect to take enough exercise ofle find their stomachs unable to do tli Work of digestion. The liver b : comes torpid. The' bowels 'act ii regularly. The brainrefuses * ! serve as itoncc did. Their prcachin becomes a failure , and there is a stal of general misery. * So many mini ; tcrs have been restored to health b the use of Brown's Iron Bitters tlu thc clergy generally are speaking t their friends of this medicine as th very best tonic and restorer , the know of. It restores thin and water blood to its proper condition by tor i g it U with the purest and mo : invigorating preparation of iron thr science has ever made. It is pleas ntit to take , and acts immediate ! "with the happiest results , not enl on the parsons , but on other folk na well. 8 Durham la historic. HvraH neutral KTonnil ( Itulnk'tlienrmtntlcolx-twccnShcrmnnnml Jolmnon. Soldier * of lx > Ui armlcfi filled their ixiuclicw with the tobacco stored there , and. after the nurrcndor. marched homo , ward. Boonordcrncaimo from Kant , West , North and 8onthfor"jnorooftliat ( > lcirant tobacco. " Then , ten mon ran an unknown factory. Nowltcmplorfl80flmciiu c the pink and pick of the ( loldcii licit , and the Durham Hull la the trademark nf thin , thn licst tobacco In the world. DlackwcU'e Hull Durham HmoltlnR Tobacco haa the larKCflt pulo of nny raiioltlinr tobacco In the world VrTirr Simply bccauM It la the lett All dealers hao It , Trado-mark of the Hull. LOOK OUT I DURHAM BULL If he'd irene for fvk- wro of illackwcll'B Dull Durham Hnioklne To bacco. M lie w IB told , ho wouldn't ha\o cornered by the bull. * ' 266TH EDITION , PRICE $1.00 * BY MAIL POSTPAID. Kf'OW ' THYSELF. A GREAT BIEDlOALi Exhausted Vitality , Norroua and Phj slcal Deblllt Premature Dctllno In Man , Kirorsof Youth , and tl untold miseries resulting from Indiscretions or o : oosscs A book for every man , young , middle agoi and old. It contains 126 proscriptions for all ncu and chronic diseases each ono of which Is Invaluabl So found by the Author , whoso experience for : years It such as probably nuvcr bctoro fell to the It of any physician. SOO pages , bound In boautlt French muslin , embosnodcovers , full gllt.guarantot to bo a flnor work , In every sense , mechanical , II crary'and professional , than any other v , ork sold I this country for 92 50 , or the money will bo refund ! inoMjry Instanco. Prlooonly 81.00 by mall , pea | mld. Illustrath o sample G cents. Send now. Oo medal awarded the author by the Notional Hedlc Association , to the officers of which ho refers. This book should bo read by the young for Instru lion , and by the allllctod for relief. It will bcnel sill. London Lancet. There Is no member of society to whom this bo < will not bo useful , whether youth , parent , guardla instructoror clergyman. Argonaut. Address the Peabody Medical Institute , or Dr. T H. Parker , No. 4 BulOnch Street , Boston Mass. . wt inay bo consulted on all diseases ronulrlng skill ar experience. Chronloandobstlnatodlsoasesthatha biffloJ tha skill of oil other phjB-Mrftl clai a specialty. Such treated niccoss tlCHL ful without an insUno allure Patent Dried Fruit Lifter , ASUSBPUIi NO DEALER IK A IN GROCERY Groceries STORE AS A rAin or H.C.CLARK , SQLE PROPRIETOR , y OAIA1IA , N15H. . { [ Chartered by thcStateofl jjnols fortheexprCBsnurni f ofclvlnglmmedlato relic Kail chronic , urinary nnd r tvate diseases. Qonorrhc i Gleet andSyphilla In all th complicated forms , also disease ! of the Bkln c Ulood promptly relieved t pcrmancntlycured by ren k dcsUitedln ni'orJ7l > < Hpfltill'ractlre. Semi , . , - w Weaknesi , NiehtLosse * by Dreams , Pimples thePAMLo tManhoodtf < o IHi'f/i/ri / ral.i7i : ( ttnocximrlnicHHHq , The appropriate remi > B at once used In each case. Consultations , p eonol or by letter , sacredly confidential. Mi iclnes sent by Mall ana Express. No marks jiackace to Indicate contents or sender. Addr DR.JAMES.No.204WaihlnolonSI.Chlcaflo , OMAHA Stove Eepair Work 109 South Uth St. MaleaipccUltyof furuUhlnx castings nd rep Itig stoves of Ml dencrlptiou , wood stoves , cliangS turn coal , irntes , Ureback , dampiri , * * -Vt UU1IVM * ! , < > n bund. Try oae of our * to > o > pipe shtlvn clothe * dryer. iGHIOAGO SOALS a j JtTUX lUI.UX bCJU , IU , J1UK , flu. 4 Ton ( MM. ill-inn KuxlurluUi 2TOBOES , TOOLS. &o , J1E&T lUltUJf MAIL PUB Utllf10iu ! faiiUsiJ\H4thlii 4ut / - - - fflti wssirai MgjHMg . SealedPamVhFree. JU TAKEN FROM REAL LIFE , The Simple Story of a Teate , Jjlroly TlmcH In tlio Cfthrrns Sohoc A Good Gin tm AKnli Dinted Stntcw. 1)111 ) Njo. Wo had about ns ornery nnil trifliu' rep of kids in Calvoraa county thirt ours ngo aa you could gather in with ino tooth comb nndn brass band 5nfou _ : flon statca. For ways that were kittoi oino they was moderately active , and al ormally protuberant. That wna tl irovftilinp style of Calveraa kid when M Jeorgo W. Mulquoon come thcro an wanted to engage the school at the ol camp , where I hung up in the days who lie country was now , and the murmur < lie six-sliootor waa heard in the land. George W. Mulijucon was a Blonde founfj parly from the ofloto east , wit : ontciontioii8 ) scruples and n hectic Husl Seth of those waa agin him for a pn notor of school discipline and square rep IIo had n lioap of information and bij orrowful eyes. So fur as I was concerned I didn col like swearing around Ooorgo or ui nit any language that would sound irr < ovant in n ladies' baodoro ; but as fc , ho kids of the school , they didn't care blamed cent. They just hollered an whooped like a passlo of Sioux. They didn't ' scorn to respect literary a' ainmonts or oxpcnsivo knowledge. The ust simply seemed to respect the genii liat come to that country to win the ; oung love with n long handle shovi ml a bloodshot tnno of voico. That rhat Boomed to catch the Calvoraa hie n the early dayo. George had weak lungs , and they koj o work at him till they clrovo him int mountain fever , and finally into a me allic sarcophagus. Along about the holidays the sun wen own on Ooorgo W. Muliuioon's life jut s the eternal sunlight lit up the dow yes. You will pardon my manner , bi > seemed to mo just as if Ooorgo ha imbed up to the top of Mount Calvarj r wherever it was , with that whol chool on his back , and had to give up r ast. ast."It seemed kind of tough to mo , and ouldn't ' help blamin' it onto the schoi oino , for there was half a do/.on bi inoozors that didn't go to school to loan > ut ] 'uat to raise Nod and turn up Jacl "Well , they killed him , anyhow , an imt settled it. "Tho school run kind of wild to foboowarjr , and then a husky young toi orfoot , with a Fist like a mule's foot i ull bloom , made an application for tli ilaco , and allowed ho thought ho cpul naintain discipline if they'd give him hanco. Well , they ast him when h wanted to take his place as tutor , and li ockoned ho could begin to tuto aboi Monday tailoring. "Sunday afternoon ho wont up to tli chool house to look ever the grounds an .0 arrange a plan for an active Injin can mign agin the hostile hoodlums of Call oraa. "Monday ho sailed in about 0 a. n itli his grip-sack and begun the dii hargo of his jutics. "Ho brought in a bunch of mountai willcrs , and after driving a big railroa [ > iko into the door-casing ever the late 10 said the senate and house would s with closed doors during the mornin ossion. Several largo , white-eyed hoi -errors gazed at him in a kind of duml nquiring tone of voice , but ho didn't so much , lie seemed considerably reserve a to the plan of the campaign. Tli ow teacher then unlocked his alliiatoi ; kin grip and took out a Bible and a no elf-cocking weapon that had an aut < matio dingus for throwing out the cmpt noils. It was one of the bulldog variot nd had the laugh of a joyous child. "Ho road a abort passage from tl : cripturca , and then pulled off his coi nd hung it on a nail. Then ho madp ow extemporaneous remarks , after whic 10 salivated the palm of his right ham iOok the self-cocking songster in his lof and proceeded to wear out the gads oyi ho various protuberances of his pupil "Pooplo passing by thought they mute to boating carpets in the school hous lo pointed the gun at his charge wit iis loft and matiapulatod the gad wit us right duko. Ono largo , overgrow ilissourian tried to crawl out of the wii low , but after ho had looked down tl > arrol of the shooter a moment ho chan ; id his mind. Ho Boomed to roali/.o tin t would bo a violation of the rules of tl chool ; so ho came back and sat down , "After ho were out the foliage , hopul od the spike out of that door , put on h coat and wont away. Ho never wi eon there again. Ho didn't ask for ai alary , but just walked off quietly , or hat summer wo accidentally hoard th 10 was George "W. Mulquoon's brother The Doctor'd Endorsement. From John ICulin , Lafnyotto , Iml. , wi announces that ho Is now In "perfect honltl : vo have the following : "Ono your ngo I wi o all appearance , in the last stages of co jumptlon. Our best physicians guvo my cr up. 1 finally got so low our doctor said I con lotllvo twenty-four houm. My friends th purchased n. bottle of 1)11. WM. HALL 1JAL8AM 1'OK TIUJ LUNGS , which ci Biilorably bonolittoil mo. I continued untt took ulna bottles. I am now in perfect heall having used no other modlclno. nn. DEWITT o. KKLLINGEIVS LI > MKNT Is Infalllblo for Uhoumattsm , Sprat LamcnosH and Uisoasa of the Scalp , and ; promoting the growth of the Hair. JMoy's Carbolic Troches euro colds and p VOIlt tllseaSO. Hull AH OllJCCt. Wall Street News. While a New-Yorker waa nosing arou Birmingham , Ala. , in search of a coal iron mine at a bargain , a native acco od him with a request for 10 cunts , n added : "Only yesterday 1 owned n coal mi worth 820,000. " "And.why don't you own it to day ? " "Rocauso a man got mo drunk a coaxed mo to trade it for an old inuli "And how will 10 cents help you1 "Why , I want it to buy whisky to f hip drunk enough to trade back fo : blind dog and an old shotgun. Strung * don't let ino lose $20.000 for the want lOconta. " Ho got it. "WlmtTIirco Applications Did. "I was troubled very much with sere fe Three application ! of Tluimnf Ktltctnc Oil i tiroly cured them , Xotliln better In I market. " Jacob Uutler , Heading , Pa. Xlio Mntohoa Made Iu Sweden , Pall Mill Gazette. Every one has eoen the Swcdi matches and wondered at the quaint i Bcription on the top of the box , "land tickor. tanda aoton svafvel och fdafoi Few , however , are there who , when Ua cling in Sweden in the homo of the tan atickors leave the fjords , rooks and fl for a day and trace the match back to i source. And yet it would more than n ay a day's sojourn at Jonkoping to vis ho factory whence proceeds not a smn > art of the light of the world. The latci lovolty , only at work for about a montl s an enormous engine , which dally pr < ducos 1,000,000 boxes of Swedish matcho Cilia wonderful machine receives the ra natorial , namely , blocks of wood , at or end , and after a while gives up at tl , ithor the matches neatly arranged i joxca , ready to bo dispatched tc the u tormost ends of the world. The woo < which in the csurso of the last aummi was brought ever to Jonkoping to I made into matchesfillcd hvonty fitoamo : and eight sailing vessels. HUMAN Broo . On the purity and of the blood depend the vigor ai icalth o the whole system. Disease < various kinds is often only the sign th nature is trying to remove the disturb ! : cause. A remedy that gives lifo ai vigor to the blood , eradicates ecrofu uid other impurities from it , as Hood Sarsapatilla undoubtedly docs , mubt 1 , ho means of preventing many diacaai .hat . would occur without its use. So > V dealorn KNGIjAND'S HOUSE OP LO11DS. llo\v the Bliio Blond 1'ccrs Vlnlato tl Moral uIK ! Bintuo IJRW A Cnt- St. Louh Spectator. According to "Cockaigne" there a Avonty-ono dukoo who sit iis such in tl louse of lords ( being English titles ) , ar our or flvo others , who are Scotch i TiHh , and who thorofonj sit by virtue _ i an English title of inferior degree viz as masiniiscs or carls. Of thcso twont ; 8ix dukes , then , how many of them tal in active part in the deliberations of tli louse of lords ? Two the duke of A gyle and the duke of Uichmond. Of tl > thors , the duke of Northumberland wi n the last cabinet as lord privy seal iiost important ollico and has , sini Jord Ueaconsfiold's government co apacd , fallen back into as much obacu ty as the second richest duke in Englar could attain. A melancholy , dismal o man ho is , overpowered seemingly wil a p.onso of his own greatness , a grcatnc vhjch would bo vastly enhanced in tl estimation of many did ho coma in a d cot line from the historic "Hotspur ustcad of possessing the plobian p ronymio of _ Smithson , which a gracioi sovereign kindly altered to Percy to su the requirements of the title. The dul if Marlborough is another poor who ino is crooked. Though a Churchi till , ho docs not como down from tl 'Grcak Duke. " As to the prosoi duke's fitness to make the laws of tl and , it nond only bo said that ho is tl nfamous blackguard , liar , wife beatc and profligate scoundrel , the late ma iuis of Blandfprd. The duke of Bo ord is a grasping miser , with about nuch hnart or generosity aa a paw : jrokor. IIo , has lately distinguished hit iclf by haggling ever the sale of laud ; ho metropolitan board of works , wh < 10 should have made a present of it. I 3 enormously lich , his ancestors havii acquired , as kind's and queen's favorite nest valuable church property , taken 1 lie crown upon the destruction of tl monoatorics. The duke of "SVestminstor , though tl richest duke in the land , with a daily i : omo that would support many peeper or a year , is another miser , whoso mu seems only occupied with the advanc nont of his own personal interests ai ho gratification of the phrenological qu : ty of amativeness , which ho must pc loss to a croat degree , to judge by 1 : msty marriage to a young cousin of 1 : > wn , before a decent term of widowhoi iad boon passed after the loss of his wii rho in her day vras the most voluptuo ooking woman and striking beauty ligh lifo. The duke of Southorland pass most of his time in forming joint stoi companies to buy land in Canada and t ! itates , and his duties to his country as legislator are perhaps the last subject which ho gives a thought. The duke Manchester is another promoter of fc oign schemes. Ho is what in England called a "poor dulco , " and so ho has do something to make money. I wouldn't bo a very urpat loss as a la1 maker. His son and heir , Viscount Ma lovillo , is a wretched specimen of a n Jleman. Ho u a drunkard of the me lonfirtnod sort , and his country can n lope for much in him , either. Like Lo : Blandford and some others ho is taboo * in London's society , and finds it mo : ongoiiial to stay in America as long 10 can. The duke of Leeds is a positi' nonentity. Ho is another "poor" duk 30 arp the dukes of Atholo , Montrose ai Buckingham. The duke of Beaufort is liorsy dandy , who has boon ono of tl "masher's" of society for over thir years. Ho cares more for the smile Oonnio Gilchrist , the short-potticoati young Gaiety actress , whose protector ] iiim boon since she was 14 , than ho deter tor the legislative councils of his nati land. The duke of Graf ton is a nt man. His son , who will succeed hii and who became earl of Euston upon 1 father's succoediBg to the dukedonj tl other day , has already distinguished hii self as an nrraiu blackguard , and is mo ricd to and has a family by a notorio courtesan named Kato Cross. The duke of Portland poses as "goody-goody" youni ; man , and wins tl approving smiles of luammas and propc ly brought-up young Jadioa the sort man , in fact , who would ( were ho n stupendously rich ) bo cordially detest by any girl of spirit who WM fond of hn ing a lark. His groat-uncle , whom . ' succeeded two or three yean > ago , hi boon ( so it was thought ) a leper for mai years , and was npvor soon % anyLod The duke of Norfolk , though no poli cian , is a steady , sensible young ma and is thoroughly liked by ovorybod The duke of Hamilton is , as overyboi knows , a "reforming" blackguard. I much for the dukoa. Of course , I ha loft out the "royal" dukes. Nobody ov counts them , poor follows. Political speaking , they nave no will of their ow but must do what the prime minis ! says. They take no part in the natioi councils as members of the house of Ion though all have seats in it. Now for t marquises. There are [ nineteen of the who sit as such in the lords , besides the of Scotland and Ireland , who have tin soaU by virtue of leaser English till The marquis of Salisbury is the only o of whom great things can bo said. T marquis of Aborgavonny ( pronounc Aborgenny ) , the present of the Nevil is as mediocre a man as a hot-head tory , with the cramped ideas of the pi always uppermost in his mind , can 1 The marquis of Lanadowno has just be sent out to Canada as governor-general a good sign that ho can bo spared frc the house of lords and the marquis Ripen is the viceroy of India. Boyoi these four what , as public men , the test with , perhaps , the oxoe tion of the marquis of Bute amou to ? Next in order come tl earls. The peerage is most prolific this degree , there being in the. house ) ords no loss than 118 earls that _ sit i such. This number does not inctuc , ho Scotch and Irish carls , who sit in tl ords as English viscounts or barons. ( ; hcm all Lord Granville , Lord Kimberl ; Liord Cairns , Lord Carnavon , Lord Sc jorno and Lord DufTeritij are the on' ones who are prominent in any way b rrond the narrow limits of the county i which their estates may Ho. Of tl ) thors , Lord Ilardwicko is an impovo shod upondthrift ; Lord Dunmoro is r amateur violinist , who passes his tin when not making ocean journeys to ar trom America in search of profitable lai speculation , in giving amateur smokit concerts , at which ho plays himself at very badly in the bargain. If ho is noli for anything olao nobody has heard it. Lord Shrewsbury , who is the promi earl of England , has disgraced his nan and fame by his marriage with the n torioua Mrs ! Mundy , with whom , bofo divorced from her lirat husband , bin co duct created much scandal. When n indulging in quiet orgies at hia sen Fugestro , ho and his countess , who is o enough to bo his mother , keep awi from England on yachting tours. Lo Ayl6sford is too -noil known. Ho a disgraced man and has found beneficial to take up his residence Texan. The carl of Dudley is n only the richest earl , but , perhaps tl ugliest man in England. Strange to sa ho is wedded to one of the greatest bca tics , whoso heart and hand ho won 1 his great wealth. Ho is dovotcd solely his interests and is noted for his disgui ingly sensual proclivities , to the indj HQIICO of which he is givon. Lord lloa bory , who is paying San Francisco a vis began his career by getting to the vcr ; of bankruptcy on the turf.'but rocoven in time by a marriage with ono of tl Rothschilds , who ( apart from her dow and fortune ) was not exactly the choi of any man who could afford to mar anyone else. Since hia marriage M Gladstone seems to have discovered moi in him , and ho 1ms been pushed ahei where other men of far moro abilit though perhaps leaa cunning , are kept the background. Ho hardly looks a clov man. lie has lately , it is said , turtli distinguished himself by abjuring tl faith of his fathers and becoming r Israelite. It is quite probable ho wou turn back again if ho saw any money the transaction. It is quite doubtft indeed , if ho would have boon noticed 1 Gladstone had ho made a less advontag ous alliance. Ho b , in short , the sort man to sicken ono with the sound of tl expression nobloaao oblige. Detectives und 1'rlvato Olllccrs Usually wear their badges of authority co coaled under their clothing , but Dr. Thorn Kclcctric Oil wears Its badgoa m the form printed labola attacheJ to each and every b < tlo , RO that all may know its mission. It given full and complete authority to am nil aches and pains , and does its duty eve timo. Brother Dnna's Classical Tragcd PhllaJolplila Call. Mr. Dana has written a classical trag dy , founding it on the episode of The mopolao. Through the kindness of o : of our Now York representatives wo ha been able to secure a copy of the first at Here are some of the opening lines , t ! names of the characters being omitted avoid the law of copy wright : "Soo the thieving hordes on yond heights , just where The Sun gilds ti troo-topa with a touch of gold. " "Ajo , ayp , for twenty years have th defied the lightning's angry ilash and t ! thunders vengeful bolt. " ' Turn the rascals out. " "Ayo , turn the raocals out. " "Bub hist. Lot it bo done gramma cally. " , "Ayo , lot it bo done grammatically "Blow , yo clarions , until yo split i blue vaults of heaven. Blow until t' eaglets in wild oyrioa plead for silent Yo mighty phalanxes whoso sorri columns Jovo's batteries have fac listen. The republican party mt go ! " t "Go , o , go ! Aye , ayol Hip , hip , hn zah ! " "Lot Freedom from her porch on hi | look down and omilo. Mars , asaur hy darkest frown ; the hour has com Up , up ! yo kneeling hosts ! grasp frc the skies the colors for your b.umoi With earthquake's fearful roar yo weapons lead , and in resistless terror of outpoured wrath outshout the ol incuts in 'tho crash of matter and tl wreck of worlds ( ' Whoro's Holman ? " "Behind yonder thicket , aa cominan ed. " "The fee approaches ! Bring Helm : out. Bid him show his face. Ah ! h they fly ! they fly ! Swift's gpcclllc Is entirely a vcgotablo prepaintion , ai should not bo confounded \ \ itli thn various it itationn , non secret humbugs , "Succua Altc ans , " etc. , all of which cither contain Morcu or Potash , or are composed of old rumrili \Uiicli have long einco been discarded aa of ; alno in the treatment of IMood Diseases , ai none of them contain a einglo article wlii enters into the composition of Swift's Specif Thcro in only ono Swift's Specific ( S. S. aud there is nothing in the World like it. ] euro to got the genuine. Send for Ticatlso Blood and Skin Diseases , free. TUB SWUT ! SPKCIHO Co. , Drawer 3 , / lautn , Ga. An Admiriui ; Stranger. I'hlUJclphU Call "Do you notice how attentively th gentleman has boon watching mo for t ! last half hour ? " said ono young lady another at an evening party in N ( York. "Do you mean that handsome mi near the piano1 ' "Yea. " "Well , now that you speak of it , i does Boora homowhat interested in you "Hs certainly does. I declare , co tinned the young lady , gayly , "I belie ho ban fallen in love with mo. Isn't delightfully romantic1 A few moments later she was talkii with her hostess , when , as an opportuni presented itself , she carole.iuly romarku "My dear Mrs. B , , pray toll mo he that quiet but very ( llatingito lookii gentleman is near the piano ? I do n remember of over seeing him boforo. ' ' "Probably not , " replied the lady , "b ho is quite well known in Now Yorl boat society. Ho is a detective , " An ox-conductor tells a Loadvi Chronicle reporter how some portora the Bleeping cars accumulate wealth ; ' Pullman passenger jumps aboard late some intermediate station. He is tir and sleepy. Ho wanU to go to bed onco. 'Why , certainly , ' the porter aaj 'tumble right iu. Just give mo yo faro , and when the conductor com along I will turn it over to him. ' Ti passenger is delighted with the courtea Ho pays his Pullman an car faro ? or § 20 , as it may bo and retires for ti night. Meanwhile the conductor h got a number of trip chocks , most like from the hats of some follows who a dozing away in the smoker , and , preBon Jy returning , he inserts one under tl hat rim of the belated traveler. Tl train conductor comes around in tl morninj , takes up hia chocks , and over ; body ja happy. " A DANGEROUS AMBUSOADE Discovered Unrcly In Time The Mos Deceptive nnd Imiliifr of Mod ern Kvlls Graphically Described. Syracuse Journal , Something of n Bonoatlontvs caused in th : city yesterday by a rumor that ono of ourbei known citizens was about to publish a Btati mont concerning xomo unusual oiporlomx during hia roiidonco In Syrncuw. How tli rumor originated it is impossible to pay. but reporter immediately nought Dr. S. G. Martlt the gentleman in question , and secured tl : follow Ing Interview : "What about this rumor , Doctor , tint yo are goMR ! to make a public statement of son : Important matters ? " "Just about the nama as you will find in a rumors some truth ; eomollction , llivlcoi tomplatod making a publication of nome r < markable episodes that llrao occurred in in life , but ha\o not completed It as yet. " "What In the nature of It , may I Intjuirot" "Why , the fact that I am a human boir instead of a gplrlt. I ha\o passed throng ono of the n oat wonderful ordeatn that po haps over occurred to any man. The first ii tlnmtion I had of it \\aa B0\cr , yo-xra ago , when I Logan to fe chilly at night , nnd restless after n tiring , Occasionally thi ; w uld bo varlod I n soroncsi of the muscles and cramps In m anna and legs. I thought , as most \ eop' would think , that it uas only n cold , and i paid aa little attention to it an posslbli Shortly after this I noticed a roculiar catarrl al trouble nnd my throat also became ii llatnod. Aa If thin ucro not \arloty enough , felt sharp pains In my chest , ami accmstat tendency to hoadacho. " 11 Why didn't you take the matter in han nnd check It right where It was ? " "Why doesn't everybody do so ? Slmpl becnuso they think It la only some trilling an passing disorder. These troubles did not con- all at ouco nnd I thought it unmanly to hee them. I have found , though , thit o\or physical neglect must bo piid fc nnd with largo interest. Men canm draw drafts on their constitutions wlthot honoring them some timo. Those mlriovnym ] toms I liavo described , grow until they voi giants of ngony , I became moro nervous ; hn a strange fluttering of the heart , nn inabilit to draw a long breath nnd an occasional numl MOSS that wai terribly suggests o of panlysli How I could have been so blind ai not to ui dorstand what this meant I cannot iinagino. "And did jou do nothing ? " "Yes , I traveled. In the spring of 1879 went to Kansas nnd Colorado , nnd while i Denver I was ittacked with a mystorloi hemorrhage of the urinary organs and los twenty pounds of llesli in three wceki Ono day after my return I was take with n torrib'o chill nnd nt om advanced to a \ ery sovcro attack of pnoi inonia. My le/t lung soon entirely filled \ \ it water and my legs nnd body became twic their natural size. I was obliged to sit u ] right in bed for so\ oral \ \ coles in the midst ( the Boverost agony , with my arms ever m head , nnd in constant fear of suffocation. " ' And did you still make no attempt to 8a yourself ! " "Yes , I made frantic efforts. I tried ovoi thing that scorned to oflor the loist prospei of relief. I called a council of doctors an had them make an exhaustive chemical nn microscopical examination of my condition Fivoof the boit physicians of Syracuse nn several from another city said I must diel" It seemed as though their assertion was trt for my foot became cold , my mouth parchei my eyes were _ a fixed glassy ataro , my bed was covered with a cold , clammy death awe : and I road my fate iu the anxious expressior of my family and friends. " "But the finale ? " "Came at last. My wife , aroused to de poration , began ta administer a remedy upo nor own responsibility and while I grow be terery slowly , I gained ground surely unti in brief , I have no trace of the terrible Bright disease from \\hichl was dying , and am perfectly well man. This may sound like romance , but It is true , and my hfo , healt and what I am are due to Warner's Safe Gun u hicli I wish was known to and used by th thousands who , I believe , nro suffering th : minute as I was originally. Does not such u experience as this justify mo in making a pul llc&tatemont ! " "It certainly does. But then fright's d sotso is not a common complaint , doctor. " 'Not common ! On the contrary , It is or of the most common. The trouble is , fo people know they have it. It has BO fe' marked symptoms until its final stage that person may have it for years , each year ge ( ting moro and moro in its power and not BUI poet it It is quite natural I should feel ei thusiastic over this remedy while my wife i oven moro so than I am. She knows of If being used with surprising results by man ladies for their own peculiar ailments , ou u Inch it has singular power. " The Etatomout drawn out by the abov interview Is amply confirmed by \ cry man of our most prominent citizens , amen them being Judge Heigol , and Col James S. Goodrich , of the Time , while Gen. Dwight H. Bruce nnd Kev. Pro W. P. Coddington , D. D. , gave the remod their heartiest endorsement. In this ago c wonders , surprising things are quite commoi but an experience BO unusual as that of Di Martin's , and occurring hero in our inlda may well cause comment nnd teach n lessor It shows the necessity of guarding the shghl est approach of physical disordei , and by th moans which has been proven the most relii bio and efficient. It shows the depth to whic ona ran sink and yet be rescued , and it prove that few people need suffer if those truths ai observed. Itodding's Hussia SaUo , best family aalio i the \\orld , nnd excellent for stable aso. L'Cict Mlnnin lluukaud Her Maid. PiTTSiiuua , Pa. , Jan. 20. Yoaterda morning Minnie Hauk'a French wnitmp maid , Mmo. Auburtino , appeared at th mayor's oilico and excitedly accuse Baron Wortcgg , Mmo. Hauk'a husband of assault. She alleged that the baroi had aoi/.od her by both arina and throw her out into the hall at the Monongahol house. Mmo. Aubortino. exhibited on of the tnila of Baron Wortcgg's coal which had been torn during the struggle An oilicer waa sent for the baron and hi wife , and the latter said her maid ha become a nuisance no longer to bo borne That morning Mmo. Ilauk had given 01 dors to have her trunks packed , nnd wn answered moat insolently by the maid A Hcono cnauod , and the baron waa force to eject the maid from the room. Mmc Hank offered tw give the maid aliiat-clat pasaago to Paris by the lirat atoamer , an pay her salary up to Fob , 7 , but thia wn refused , and , aa the mayor Mould IK formally entertain the complaint , Mine Aubortino left the ollico in a rage. Bu > U. II. Dnu lasa & Sons' Capsicum Onugh rou.ur | ourchlirtn ! ; they are harmless , ploasln totlutaito and will euro their colds. D ; ti. an tra < lo Jl rk on emy utup A man named Lewis , 85 years of agi living with hia aon at Corning , hung birr aolf a few nights ago in hia son's barn. SPECIFIC FOF sfpSW Epilepsy , i Hfvea t n " - ' Bpasuu , Couvul Scrofula , King ) Evd , Ugly Bloot JHERVE Diseases , Dijtprp tla , NcrvouBness , . _ . . . . . 'fthouinatlBin Ken-otu Wtakness , Uraln Worry , IttooA S ft BllloiiBnees , Costtvenea , Nervous 1'roBtrotlon ( diiM 2VouW anil Jrrtaularitlci. $1.50. hiimplo TfBlliiiouliiln. 'Samaritan Nervluo la doing w ondere. " llr. J. O. MrLeinoln , Alcxamlt-r City , Ala "I feel It wy duty to recommend It. " lr. 1) . I'.lAughlln. Chdc , Eaneas 'It cnrcdwhcro phyelclans failed. " Jter. J. A. Edle , Beaver , Fa j - < Jorre iouilonco freelr nuywcreil. * I or testimonials ana circultrt send stamp. Tfaa Or. S. A. Richmond Ned. Co , St Joseph , Ho , bold l > 7 all 1 > uprUtu. (17) Has the Largest Stools in Omaha and Makes the Lowest Prices. CHARLES SHIVEBICSC PurclmscrB should nvail themselves o the opportunity now offered to buy nb Low Prices by tnkiug advantage of the great inducements set oub &LEVATO& To All Floors. 1200,1208 nd 1210 FarnamSt OMAHA. NEB. 15th and Parnam Streets. - - - Omaha , Neb. Below will bo found a few of the BEST and moat DESIRABLE LARGAINS : OMAHA CITY PROPERTY. No.211 2 atory brick residence , near St. kMary's avenue , at a bargain. No. 221 12 vacant lota , 1 block from street cara , same diatance from Hanscom Park. Wo offer thoae lots , which are very desirable for building purpoaea , at a low figure for n few daya only. Ku. 22G 3 lota on Saundcrs street , near Charlea. These lots trill bo sold cheap and are well located for a block of stores. No. 229 Buainesa property , rents for § 2.000 , pays RO per cent. Beat thing over offered. No. 235 Three houaes and lota , rents forl,200 per year. No. 241 3 lots in Bartlott's addition , very cheap. No. 253 15 acrca in Cunningham's addition. ' , " No. 247 3 lots in Hanscom place , J No. 94 4 lots on S. 10th street. Eaay terms. Each , $300. No. 102 Houao and lot. House , 5 rooms and basement. Lot , GO x40 , S. 10th street , near Charlea , $800 down , balance in 2 years. $1,400. No. 84 9 lots , 60x132 each , S. 10th st. Muat bo sold altogether. | 4,500. No. 77 3 houaes , 2 brick and 1 frame , on lot GGxl32 , S. lltb. st. $4,000 cash , balance long time. $7,250. S No. 40 Ono aero lot and house , 4 rooms , 4 blocks , S. St. Mary avenue street car line. Very cheap. $3,700. Liberal terma. No. 11 3 houaoa and lots , 50x140 , S. IGth st. , N of railroad. This is the best bargain for an investor ever offered in the city. $2,500. No. 90 A good house of 5 rooms , with basement and other good improvements. Lot , 50x150. Fruit and evergreen trees G years old. Nice residence property. Easy terms. $3,200. No. 19 Now house and barn. Lot , 132x148. This is a very de sirable roaidenco property , and is offered at a low price. Will "ex change for firm property. $4,500. No. 143 2 lots in Block K , Lowo'a 1st addition , $150 each. No. 1G3 8 lots in Boyd's addition. $175 each. Easy terms. No. 167 2 lota in Lowo's second addition. Each contains 1 acre , with house and barn. Bargain. No. 1G9 4 acre lota in Lowo's second addition. No. 179 1 lot in Kounta * third addition. Now ] houao of 3 rooms , barns , otc. $1,800. No. 181 1 lot in Kountz1 third addition , 2 houses , etc. $1,500. No. 184 2 lots in Block 3 , Kountz' third addition. Must be sold together. $2,200. No. 180 3 acres in Okahoma , with good 5-room houao and other improvements. $3,500.FARM FARM LANDS. No. 201 40 acres near Fort Omaha. No. 262 2 good farms near Waterloo. 240 acre farm near Oacoola , Neb , , $25 per aero. Will exchange for city property. Easy torma. No. 12 2,000 acres of improved landin Hitchcock county , Nebraska , ranging in price from $3.50 to $10 per aero. No. 17 640 acres of good farm land in Dawaon county. Will ex change for city property. $3.50 per acre. No. 22 The boat farm in Nebraska , 7 miles from Omaha , contains 150 acres , 2 houses , wells , cisterns , barns and all other first class im provements. Also orchard matured and bearing. Will exchange for city property. No. 107 Several valuable and low-priced tracks of landin Madison county. 16 farms within from o 12 miles of railroad , and 23 pieces of im proved lands , near Table Reck , Nebraska , all conveniently near market , and in many instances offered at great bargains. Among other counties in which wo have special bargains in farms and unimproved lands , are Jefferson , Knox , Clay , Valley , Webster Sarpy , Harlan , | Boone , Filmoro , Casa , Seward , Morrick and Nuck- olls. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. H. B. IREY & CO. , Real Estate Agents , Southwest Corner 15th and Farnam St. , Omaha , Nob. Anheuser-Busch CELEBRATED and Bottled Beer This Excellent Beer speaks for itself. ORDERS FROM ANY PART OP THH STATE OR THE ENTIRE WEST , Promptly Shipped. ALL OUH GOODS ABE MADE TO THE STANDARD Of OTULXC3rULetarc xxtoo. F. SCHLIEP , Sole Agent for Omalia and the Wett. Cor. 9th Street and Capitol Avenue