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THE DAILY BEE-OMAHA , THURSDAY. JANUARY 2 < k 1884. >
The Preacher's Qulot Habits ;
Sedentary and studious men sonv
times become prostrated before the
know it Those who spend muc
time in close mental work and ncf
lect to take enough exercise ofle
find their stomachs unable to do tli
Work of digestion. The liver b :
comes torpid. „ The' bowels 'act ii
regularly. The brainrefuses * !
serve as itoncc did. Their prcachin
becomes a failure , and there is a stal
of general misery. * So many mini ;
tcrs have been restored to health b
the use of Brown's Iron Bitters tlu
thc clergy generally are speaking t
their friends of this medicine as th
very best tonic and restorer , the
know of. It restores thin and water
blood to its proper condition by tor
i g it U with the purest and mo :
invigorating preparation of iron thr
science has ever made. It is pleas
ntit to take , and acts immediate !
"with the happiest results , not enl
on the parsons , but on other folk
na well. 8
Durham la historic. HvraH neutral KTonnil
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Jolmnon. Soldier * of lx > Ui armlcfi filled
their ixiuclicw with the tobacco stored there ,
and. after the nurrcndor. marched homo ,
ward. Boonordcrncaimo from Kant , West ,
North and 8onthfor"jnorooftliat ( > lcirant
tobacco. " Then , ten mon ran an unknown
factory. Nowltcmplorfl80flmciiu c the
pink and pick of the ( loldcii licit , and the
Durham Hull la the trademark nf thin , thn
licst tobacco In the world. DlackwcU'e Hull
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TAKEN FROM REAL LIFE ,
The Simple Story of a Teate ,
Jjlroly TlmcH In tlio Cfthrrns Sohoc
A Good Gin tm AKnli
Dinted Stntcw.
1)111 ) Njo.
Wo had about ns ornery nnil trifliu'
rep of kids in Calvoraa county thirt
ours ngo aa you could gather in with
ino tooth comb nndn brass band 5nfou _ :
flon statca. For ways that were kittoi
oino they was moderately active , and al
ormally protuberant. That wna tl
irovftilinp style of Calveraa kid when M
Jeorgo W. Mulquoon come thcro an
wanted to engage the school at the ol
camp , where I hung up in the days who
lie country was now , and the murmur <
lie six-sliootor waa heard in the land.
George W. Mulijucon was a Blonde
founfj parly from the ofloto east , wit
: ontciontioii8 ) scruples and n hectic Husl
Seth of those waa agin him for a pn
notor of school discipline and square rep
IIo had n lioap of information and bij
orrowful eyes.
So fur as I was concerned I didn
col like swearing around Ooorgo or ui
nit any language that would sound irr <
ovant in n ladies' baodoro ; but as fc
, ho kids of the school , they didn't care
blamed cent. They just hollered an
whooped like a passlo of Sioux.
They didn't ' scorn to respect literary a'
ainmonts or oxpcnsivo knowledge. The
ust simply seemed to respect the genii
liat come to that country to win the ;
oung love with n long handle shovi
ml a bloodshot tnno of voico. That
rhat Boomed to catch the Calvoraa hie
n the early dayo.
George had weak lungs , and they koj
o work at him till they clrovo him int
mountain fever , and finally into a me
allic sarcophagus.
Along about the holidays the sun wen
own on Ooorgo W. Muliuioon's life jut
s the eternal sunlight lit up the dow
yes. You will pardon my manner , bi
> seemed to mo just as if Ooorgo ha
imbed up to the top of Mount Calvarj
r wherever it was , with that whol
chool on his back , and had to give up r
ast.
ast."It seemed kind of tough to mo , and
ouldn't ' help blamin' it onto the schoi
oino , for there was half a do/.on bi
inoozors that didn't go to school to loan
> ut ] 'uat to raise Nod and turn up Jacl
"Well , they killed him , anyhow , an
imt settled it.
"Tho school run kind of wild to
foboowarjr , and then a husky young toi
orfoot , with a Fist like a mule's foot i
ull bloom , made an application for tli
ilaco , and allowed ho thought ho cpul
naintain discipline if they'd give him
hanco. Well , they ast him when h
wanted to take his place as tutor , and li
ockoned ho could begin to tuto aboi
Monday tailoring.
"Sunday afternoon ho wont up to tli
chool house to look ever the grounds an
.0 arrange a plan for an active Injin can
mign agin the hostile hoodlums of Call
oraa.
"Monday ho sailed in about 0 a. n
itli his grip-sack and begun the dii
hargo of his jutics.
"Ho brought in a bunch of mountai
willcrs , and after driving a big railroa
[ > iko into the door-casing ever the late
10 said the senate and house would s
with closed doors during the mornin
ossion. Several largo , white-eyed hoi
-errors gazed at him in a kind of duml
nquiring tone of voice , but ho didn't so
much , lie seemed considerably reserve
a to the plan of the campaign. Tli
ow teacher then unlocked his alliiatoi ;
kin grip and took out a Bible and a no
elf-cocking weapon that had an aut <
matio dingus for throwing out the cmpt
noils. It was one of the bulldog variot
nd had the laugh of a joyous child.
"Ho road a abort passage from tl :
cripturca , and then pulled off his coi
nd hung it on a nail. Then ho madp
ow extemporaneous remarks , after whic
10 salivated the palm of his right ham
iOok the self-cocking songster in his lof
and proceeded to wear out the gads oyi
ho various protuberances of his pupil
"Pooplo passing by thought they mute
to boating carpets in the school hous
lo pointed the gun at his charge wit
iis loft and matiapulatod the gad wit
us right duko. Ono largo , overgrow
ilissourian tried to crawl out of the wii
low , but after ho had looked down tl
> arrol of the shooter a moment ho chan ;
id his mind. Ho Boomed to roali/.o tin
t would bo a violation of the rules of tl
chool ; so ho came back and sat down ,
"After ho were out the foliage , hopul
od the spike out of that door , put on h
coat and wont away. Ho never wi
eon there again. Ho didn't ask for ai
alary , but just walked off quietly , or
hat summer wo accidentally hoard th
10 was George "W. Mulquoon's brother
The Doctor'd Endorsement.
From John ICulin , Lafnyotto , Iml. , wi
announces that ho Is now In "perfect honltl :
vo have the following : "Ono your ngo I wi
o all appearance , in the last stages of co
jumptlon. Our best physicians guvo my cr
up. 1 finally got so low our doctor said I con
lotllvo twenty-four houm. My friends th
purchased n. bottle of 1)11. WM. HALL
1JAL8AM 1'OK TIUJ LUNGS , which ci
Biilorably bonolittoil mo. I continued untt
took ulna bottles. I am now in perfect heall
having used no other modlclno.
nn. DEWITT o. KKLLINGEIVS LI >
MKNT Is Infalllblo for Uhoumattsm , Sprat
LamcnosH and Uisoasa of the Scalp , and ;
promoting the growth of the Hair.
JMoy's Carbolic Troches euro colds and p
VOIlt tllseaSO.
Hull AH OllJCCt.
Wall Street News.
While a New-Yorker waa nosing arou
Birmingham , Ala. , in search of a coal
iron mine at a bargain , a native acco
od him with a request for 10 cunts , n
added :
"Only yesterday 1 owned n coal mi
worth 820,000. "
"And.why don't you own it to day ? "
"Rocauso a man got mo drunk a
coaxed mo to trade it for an old inuli
"And how will 10 cents help you1
"Why , I want it to buy whisky to f
hip drunk enough to trade back fo :
blind dog and an old shotgun. Strung *
don't let ino lose $20.000 for the want
lOconta. "
Ho got it.
"WlmtTIirco Applications Did.
"I was troubled very much with sere fe
Three application ! of Tluimnf Ktltctnc Oil i
tiroly cured them , Xotliln better In I
market. " Jacob Uutler , Heading , Pa.
Xlio Mntohoa Made Iu Sweden ,
Pall Mill Gazette.
Every one has eoen the Swcdi
matches and wondered at the quaint i
Bcription on the top of the box , "land
tickor. tanda aoton svafvel och fdafoi
Few , however , are there who , when Ua
cling in Sweden in the homo of the tan
atickors leave the fjords , rooks and fl
for a day and trace the match back to i
source. And yet it would more than n
ay a day's sojourn at Jonkoping to vis
ho factory whence proceeds not a smn
> art of the light of the world. The latci
lovolty , only at work for about a montl
s an enormous engine , which dally pr <
ducos 1,000,000 boxes of Swedish matcho
Cilia wonderful machine receives the ra
natorial , namely , blocks of wood , at or
end , and after a while gives up at tl ,
ithor the matches neatly arranged i
joxca , ready to bo dispatched tc the u
tormost ends of the world. The woo <
which in the csurso of the last aummi
was brought ever to Jonkoping to I
made into matchesfillcd hvonty fitoamo :
and eight sailing vessels.
HUMAN Broo . On the purity and
of the blood depend the vigor ai
icalth o the whole system. Disease <
various kinds is often only the sign th
nature is trying to remove the disturb ! :
cause. A remedy that gives lifo ai
vigor to the blood , eradicates ecrofu
uid other impurities from it , as Hood
Sarsapatilla undoubtedly docs , mubt 1
, ho means of preventing many diacaai
.hat . would occur without its use. So
> V dealorn
KNGIjAND'S HOUSE OP LO11DS.
llo\v the Bliio Blond 1'ccrs Vlnlato tl
Moral uIK ! Bintuo IJRW A Cnt-
St. Louh Spectator.
According to "Cockaigne" there a
Avonty-ono dukoo who sit iis such in tl
louse of lords ( being English titles ) , ar
our or flvo others , who are Scotch i
TiHh , and who thorofonj sit by virtue _ i
an English title of inferior degree viz
as masiniiscs or carls. Of thcso twont ;
8ix dukes , then , how many of them tal
in active part in the deliberations of tli
louse of lords ? Two the duke of A
gyle and the duke of Uichmond. Of tl
> thors , the duke of Northumberland wi
n the last cabinet as lord privy seal
iiost important ollico and has , sini
Jord Ueaconsfiold's government co
apacd , fallen back into as much obacu
ty as the second richest duke in Englar
could attain. A melancholy , dismal o
man ho is , overpowered seemingly wil
a p.onso of his own greatness , a grcatnc
vhjch would bo vastly enhanced in tl
estimation of many did ho coma in a d
cot line from the historic "Hotspur
ustcad of possessing the plobian p
ronymio of _ Smithson , which a gracioi
sovereign kindly altered to Percy to su
the requirements of the title. The dul
if Marlborough is another poor who
ino is crooked. Though a Churchi
till , ho docs not como down from tl
'Grcak Duke. " As to the prosoi
duke's fitness to make the laws of tl
and , it nond only bo said that ho is tl
nfamous blackguard , liar , wife beatc
and profligate scoundrel , the late ma
iuis of Blandfprd. The duke of Bo
ord is a grasping miser , with about
nuch hnart or generosity aa a paw :
jrokor. IIo , has lately distinguished hit
iclf by haggling ever the sale of laud
; ho metropolitan board of works , wh <
10 should have made a present of it. I
3 enormously lich , his ancestors havii
acquired , as kind's and queen's favorite
nest valuable church property , taken 1
lie crown upon the destruction of tl
monoatorics.
The duke of "SVestminstor , though tl
richest duke in the land , with a daily i
: omo that would support many peeper
or a year , is another miser , whoso mu
seems only occupied with the advanc
nont of his own personal interests ai
ho gratification of the phrenological qu :
ty of amativeness , which ho must pc
loss to a croat degree , to judge by 1 :
msty marriage to a young cousin of 1 :
> wn , before a decent term of widowhoi
iad boon passed after the loss of his wii
rho in her day vras the most voluptuo
ooking woman and striking beauty
ligh lifo. The duke of Southorland pass
most of his time in forming joint stoi
companies to buy land in Canada and t !
itates , and his duties to his country as
legislator are perhaps the last subject
which ho gives a thought. The duke
Manchester is another promoter of fc
oign schemes. Ho is what in England
called a "poor dulco , " and so ho has
do something to make money. I
wouldn't bo a very urpat loss as a la1
maker. His son and heir , Viscount Ma
lovillo , is a wretched specimen of a n
Jleman. Ho u a drunkard of the me
lonfirtnod sort , and his country can n
lope for much in him , either. Like Lo :
Blandford and some others ho is taboo *
in London's society , and finds it mo
: ongoiiial to stay in America as long
10 can. The duke of Leeds is a positi'
nonentity. Ho is another "poor" duk
30 arp the dukes of Atholo , Montrose ai
Buckingham. The duke of Beaufort is
liorsy dandy , who has boon ono of tl
"masher's" of society for over thir
years. Ho cares more for the smile
Oonnio Gilchrist , the short-potticoati
young Gaiety actress , whose protector ]
iiim boon since she was 14 , than ho deter
tor the legislative councils of his nati
land. The duke of Graf ton is a nt
man. His son , who will succeed hii
and who became earl of Euston upon 1
father's succoediBg to the dukedonj tl
other day , has already distinguished hii
self as an nrraiu blackguard , and is mo
ricd to and has a family by a notorio
courtesan named Kato Cross.
The duke of Portland poses as
"goody-goody" youni ; man , and wins tl
approving smiles of luammas and propc
ly brought-up young Jadioa the sort
man , in fact , who would ( were ho n
stupendously rich ) bo cordially detest
by any girl of spirit who WM fond of hn
ing a lark. His groat-uncle , whom . '
succeeded two or three yean > ago , hi
boon ( so it was thought ) a leper for mai
years , and was npvor soon % anyLod
The duke of Norfolk , though no poli
cian , is a steady , sensible young ma
and is thoroughly liked by ovorybod
The duke of Hamilton is , as overyboi
knows , a "reforming" blackguard. I
much for the dukoa. Of course , I ha
loft out the "royal" dukes. Nobody ov
counts them , poor follows. Political
speaking , they nave no will of their ow
but must do what the prime minis !
says. They take no part in the natioi
councils as members of the house of Ion
though all have seats in it. Now for t
marquises. There are [ nineteen of the
who sit as such in the lords , besides the
of Scotland and Ireland , who have tin
soaU by virtue of leaser English till
The marquis of Salisbury is the only o
of whom great things can bo said. T
marquis of Aborgavonny ( pronounc
Aborgenny ) , the present of the Nevil
is as mediocre a man as a hot-head
tory , with the cramped ideas of the pi
always uppermost in his mind , can 1
The marquis of Lanadowno has just be
sent out to Canada as governor-general
a good sign that ho can bo spared frc
the house of lords and the marquis
Ripen is the viceroy of India. Boyoi
these four what , as public men ,
the test with , perhaps , the oxoe
tion of the marquis of Bute amou
to ? Next in order come tl
earls. The peerage is most prolific
this degree , there being in the. house )
ords no loss than 118 earls that _ sit i
such. This number does not inctuc
, ho Scotch and Irish carls , who sit in tl
ords as English viscounts or barons. (
; hcm all Lord Granville , Lord Kimberl ;
Liord Cairns , Lord Carnavon , Lord Sc
jorno and Lord DufTeritij are the on'
ones who are prominent in any way b
rrond the narrow limits of the county i
which their estates may Ho. Of tl
) thors , Lord Ilardwicko is an impovo
shod upondthrift ; Lord Dunmoro is r
amateur violinist , who passes his tin
when not making ocean journeys to ar
trom America in search of profitable lai
speculation , in giving amateur smokit
concerts , at which ho plays himself at
very badly in the bargain. If ho is noli
for anything olao nobody has heard it.
Lord Shrewsbury , who is the promi
earl of England , has disgraced his nan
and fame by his marriage with the n
torioua Mrs ! Mundy , with whom , bofo
divorced from her lirat husband , bin co
duct created much scandal. When n
indulging in quiet orgies at hia sen
Fugestro , ho and his countess , who is o
enough to bo his mother , keep awi
from England on yachting tours. Lo
Ayl6sford is too -noil known. Ho
a disgraced man and has found
beneficial to take up his residence
Texan. The carl of Dudley is n
only the richest earl , but , perhaps tl
ugliest man in England. Strange to sa
ho is wedded to one of the greatest bca
tics , whoso heart and hand ho won 1
his great wealth. Ho is dovotcd solely
his interests and is noted for his disgui
ingly sensual proclivities , to the indj
HQIICO of which he is givon. Lord lloa
bory , who is paying San Francisco a vis
began his career by getting to the vcr ;
of bankruptcy on the turf.'but rocoven
in time by a marriage with ono of tl
Rothschilds , who ( apart from her dow
and fortune ) was not exactly the choi
of any man who could afford to mar
anyone else. Since hia marriage M
Gladstone seems to have discovered moi
in him , and ho 1ms been pushed ahei
where other men of far moro abilit
though perhaps leaa cunning , are kept
the background. Ho hardly looks a clov
man. lie has lately , it is said , turtli
distinguished himself by abjuring tl
faith of his fathers and becoming r
Israelite. It is quite probable ho wou
turn back again if ho saw any money
the transaction. It is quite doubtft
indeed , if ho would have boon noticed 1
Gladstone had ho made a less advontag
ous alliance. Ho b , in short , the sort
man to sicken ono with the sound of tl
expression nobloaao oblige.
Detectives und 1'rlvato Olllccrs
Usually wear their badges of authority co
coaled under their clothing , but Dr. Thorn
Kclcctric Oil wears Its badgoa m the form
printed labola attacheJ to each and every b <
tlo , RO that all may know its mission. It
given full and complete authority to am
nil aches and pains , and does its duty eve
timo.
Brother Dnna's Classical Tragcd
PhllaJolplila Call.
Mr. Dana has written a classical trag
dy , founding it on the episode of The
mopolao. Through the kindness of o :
of our Now York representatives wo ha
been able to secure a copy of the first at
Here are some of the opening lines , t !
names of the characters being omitted
avoid the law of copy wright :
"Soo the thieving hordes on yond
heights , just where The Sun gilds ti
troo-topa with a touch of gold. "
"Ajo , ayp , for twenty years have th
defied the lightning's angry ilash and t !
thunders vengeful bolt. "
' Turn the rascals out. "
"Ayo , turn the raocals out. "
"Bub hist. Lot it bo done gramma
cally. "
, "Ayo , lot it bo done grammatically
"Blow , yo clarions , until yo split i
blue vaults of heaven. Blow until t'
eaglets in wild oyrioa plead for silent
Yo mighty phalanxes whoso sorri
columns Jovo's batteries have fac
listen. The republican party mt
go ! " t
"Go , o , go ! Aye , ayol Hip , hip , hn
zah ! "
"Lot Freedom from her porch on hi |
look down and omilo. Mars , asaur
hy darkest frown ; the hour has com
Up , up ! yo kneeling hosts ! grasp frc
the skies the colors for your b.umoi
With earthquake's fearful roar yo
weapons lead , and in resistless terror
of outpoured wrath outshout the ol
incuts in 'tho crash of matter and tl
wreck of worlds ( ' Whoro's Holman ? "
"Behind yonder thicket , aa cominan
ed. "
"The fee approaches ! Bring Helm :
out. Bid him show his face. Ah ! h
they fly ! they fly !
Swift's gpcclllc
Is entirely a vcgotablo prepaintion , ai
should not bo confounded \ \ itli thn various it
itationn , non secret humbugs , "Succua Altc
ans , " etc. , all of which cither contain Morcu
or Potash , or are composed of old rumrili
\Uiicli have long einco been discarded aa of ;
alno in the treatment of IMood Diseases , ai
none of them contain a einglo article wlii
enters into the composition of Swift's Specif
Thcro in only ono Swift's Specific ( S. S.
aud there is nothing in the World like it. ]
euro to got the genuine. Send for Ticatlso
Blood and Skin Diseases , free.
TUB SWUT ! SPKCIHO Co. , Drawer 3 , /
lautn , Ga.
An Admiriui ; Stranger.
I'hlUJclphU Call
"Do you notice how attentively th
gentleman has boon watching mo for t !
last half hour ? " said ono young lady
another at an evening party in N (
York.
"Do you mean that handsome mi
near the piano1 '
"Yea. "
"Well , now that you speak of it , i
does Boora homowhat interested in you
"Hs certainly does. I declare , co
tinned the young lady , gayly , "I belie
ho ban fallen in love with mo. Isn't
delightfully romantic1
A few moments later she was talkii
with her hostess , when , as an opportuni
presented itself , she carole.iuly romarku
"My dear Mrs. B , , pray toll mo he
that quiet but very ( llatingito lookii
gentleman is near the piano ? I do n
remember of over seeing him boforo. ' '
"Probably not , " replied the lady , "b
ho is quite well known in Now Yorl
boat society. Ho is a detective , "
An ox-conductor tells a Loadvi
Chronicle reporter how some portora
the Bleeping cars accumulate wealth ; '
Pullman passenger jumps aboard late
some intermediate station. He is tir
and sleepy. Ho wanU to go to bed
onco. 'Why , certainly , ' the porter aaj
'tumble right iu. Just give mo yo
faro , and when the conductor com
along I will turn it over to him. ' Ti
passenger is delighted with the courtea
Ho pays his Pullman an car faro ?
or § 20 , as it may bo and retires for ti
night. Meanwhile the conductor h
got a number of trip chocks , most like
from the hats of some follows who a
dozing away in the smoker , and , preBon
Jy returning , he inserts one under tl
hat rim of the belated traveler. Tl
train conductor comes around in tl
morninj , takes up hia chocks , and over ;
body ja happy. "
A DANGEROUS AMBUSOADE
Discovered Unrcly In Time The Mos
Deceptive nnd Imiliifr of Mod
ern Kvlls Graphically
Described.
Syracuse Journal ,
Something of n Bonoatlontvs caused in th :
city yesterday by a rumor that ono of ourbei
known citizens was about to publish a Btati
mont concerning xomo unusual oiporlomx
during hia roiidonco In Syrncuw. How tli
rumor originated it is impossible to pay. but
reporter immediately nought Dr. S. G. Martlt
the gentleman in question , and secured tl :
follow Ing Interview :
"What about this rumor , Doctor , tint yo
are goMR ! to make a public statement of son :
Important matters ? "
"Just about the nama as you will find in a
rumors some truth ; eomollction , llivlcoi
tomplatod making a publication of nome r <
markable episodes that llrao occurred in in
life , but ha\o not completed It as yet. "
"What In the nature of It , may I Intjuirot"
"Why , the fact that I am a human boir
instead of a gplrlt. I ha\o passed throng
ono of the n oat wonderful ordeatn that po
haps over occurred to any man. The first ii
tlnmtion I had of it \\aa B0\cr ,
yo-xra ago , when I Logan to fe
chilly at night , nnd restless after n
tiring , Occasionally thi ; w uld bo varlod I
n soroncsi of the muscles and cramps In m
anna and legs. I thought , as most \ eop'
would think , that it uas only n cold , and i
paid aa little attention to it an posslbli
Shortly after this I noticed a roculiar catarrl
al trouble nnd my throat also became ii
llatnod. Aa If thin ucro not \arloty enough ,
felt sharp pains In my chest , ami accmstat
tendency to hoadacho. "
11 Why didn't you take the matter in han
nnd check It right where It was ? "
"Why doesn't everybody do so ? Slmpl
becnuso they think It la only some trilling an
passing disorder. These troubles did not con-
all at ouco nnd I thought it unmanly to hee
them. I have found , though , thit o\or
physical neglect must bo piid fc
nnd with largo interest. Men canm
draw drafts on their constitutions wlthot
honoring them some timo. Those mlriovnym ]
toms I liavo described , grow until they voi
giants of ngony , I became moro nervous ; hn
a strange fluttering of the heart , nn inabilit
to draw a long breath nnd an occasional numl
MOSS that wai terribly suggests o of panlysli
How I could have been so blind ai not to ui
dorstand what this meant I cannot iinagino.
"And did jou do nothing ? "
"Yes , I traveled. In the spring of 1879
went to Kansas nnd Colorado , nnd while i
Denver I was ittacked with a mystorloi
hemorrhage of the urinary organs and los
twenty pounds of llesli in three wceki
Ono day after my return I was take
with n torrib'o chill nnd nt om
advanced to a \ ery sovcro attack of pnoi
inonia. My le/t lung soon entirely filled \ \ it
water and my legs nnd body became twic
their natural size. I was obliged to sit u ]
right in bed for so\ oral \ \ coles in the midst (
the Boverost agony , with my arms ever m
head , nnd in constant fear of suffocation. "
' And did you still make no attempt to 8a
yourself ! "
"Yes , I made frantic efforts. I tried ovoi
thing that scorned to oflor the loist prospei
of relief. I called a council of doctors an
had them make an exhaustive chemical nn
microscopical examination of my condition
Fivoof the boit physicians of Syracuse nn
several from another city said I must diel"
It seemed as though their assertion was trt
for my foot became cold , my mouth parchei
my eyes were _ a fixed glassy ataro , my bed
was covered with a cold , clammy death awe :
and I road my fate iu the anxious expressior
of my family and friends. "
"But the finale ? "
"Came at last. My wife , aroused to de
poration , began ta administer a remedy upo
nor own responsibility and while I grow be
terery slowly , I gained ground surely unti
in brief , I have no trace of the terrible Bright
disease from \\hichl was dying , and am
perfectly well man. This may sound like
romance , but It is true , and my hfo , healt
and what I am are due to Warner's Safe Gun
u hicli I wish was known to and used by th
thousands who , I believe , nro suffering th :
minute as I was originally. Does not such u
experience as this justify mo in making a pul
llc&tatemont ! "
"It certainly does. But then fright's d
sotso is not a common complaint , doctor. "
'Not common ! On the contrary , It is or
of the most common. The trouble is , fo
people know they have it. It has BO fe'
marked symptoms until its final stage that
person may have it for years , each year ge (
ting moro and moro in its power and not BUI
poet it It is quite natural I should feel ei
thusiastic over this remedy while my wife i
oven moro so than I am. She knows of If
being used with surprising results by man
ladies for their own peculiar ailments , ou
u Inch it has singular power. "
The Etatomout drawn out by the abov
interview Is amply confirmed by \ cry man
of our most prominent citizens , amen
them being Judge Heigol , and Col
James S. Goodrich , of the Time ,
while Gen. Dwight H. Bruce nnd Kev. Pro
W. P. Coddington , D. D. , gave the remod
their heartiest endorsement. In this ago c
wonders , surprising things are quite commoi
but an experience BO unusual as that of Di
Martin's , and occurring hero in our inlda
may well cause comment nnd teach n lessor
It shows the necessity of guarding the shghl
est approach of physical disordei , and by th
moans which has been proven the most relii
bio and efficient. It shows the depth to whic
ona ran sink and yet be rescued , and it prove
that few people need suffer if those truths ai
observed.
Itodding's Hussia SaUo , best family aalio i
the \\orld , nnd excellent for stable aso. L'Cict
Mlnnin lluukaud Her Maid.
PiTTSiiuua , Pa. , Jan. 20. Yoaterda
morning Minnie Hauk'a French wnitmp
maid , Mmo. Auburtino , appeared at th
mayor's oilico and excitedly accuse
Baron Wortcgg , Mmo. Hauk'a husband
of assault. She alleged that the baroi
had aoi/.od her by both arina and throw
her out into the hall at the Monongahol
house. Mmo. Aubortino. exhibited on
of the tnila of Baron Wortcgg's coal
which had been torn during the struggle
An oilicer waa sent for the baron and hi
wife , and the latter said her maid ha
become a nuisance no longer to bo borne
That morning Mmo. Ilauk had given 01
dors to have her trunks packed , nnd wn
answered moat insolently by the maid
A Hcono cnauod , and the baron waa force
to eject the maid from the room. Mmc
Hank offered tw give the maid aliiat-clat
pasaago to Paris by the lirat atoamer , an
pay her salary up to Fob , 7 , but thia wn
refused , and , aa the mayor Mould IK
formally entertain the complaint , Mine
Aubortino left the ollico in a rage.
Bu > U. II. Dnu lasa & Sons' Capsicum Onugh
rou.ur | ourchlirtn ! ; they are harmless , ploasln
totlutaito and will euro their colds. D ; ti. an
tra < lo Jl rk on emy utup
A man named Lewis , 85 years of agi
living with hia aon at Corning , hung birr
aolf a few nights ago in hia son's barn.
SPECIFIC FOF
sfpSW Epilepsy ,
i Hfvea t n " - ' Bpasuu , Couvul
Scrofula , King
) Evd , Ugly Bloot
JHERVE Diseases , Dijtprp
tla , NcrvouBness
, . _ . . . . . 'fthouinatlBin
Ken-otu Wtakness , Uraln Worry , IttooA S ft
BllloiiBnees , Costtvenea , Nervous 1'roBtrotlon
( diiM 2VouW anil Jrrtaularitlci. $1.50.
hiimplo TfBlliiiouliiln.
'Samaritan Nervluo la doing w ondere. "
llr. J. O. MrLeinoln , Alcxamlt-r City , Ala
"I feel It wy duty to recommend It. "
lr. 1) . I'.lAughlln. Chdc , Eaneas
'It cnrcdwhcro phyelclans failed. "
Jter. J. A. Edle , Beaver , Fa
j - < Jorre iouilonco freelr nuywcreil. *
I or testimonials ana circultrt send stamp.
Tfaa Or. S. A. Richmond Ned. Co , St Joseph , Ho ,
bold l > 7 all 1 > uprUtu. (17)
Has the Largest Stools in Omaha and Makes the
Lowest Prices.
CHARLES SHIVEBICSC
PurclmscrB should nvail themselves o the opportunity now offered to
buy nb Low Prices by tnkiug advantage of the great inducements set oub
&LEVATO&
To All Floors.
1200,1208 nd 1210 FarnamSt
OMAHA. NEB.
15th and Parnam Streets. - - - Omaha , Neb.
Below will bo found a few of the BEST and moat DESIRABLE
LARGAINS :
OMAHA CITY PROPERTY.
No.211 2 atory brick residence , near St. kMary's avenue , at a
bargain.
No. 221 12 vacant lota , 1 block from street cara , same diatance
from Hanscom Park. Wo offer thoae lots , which are very desirable
for building purpoaea , at a low figure for n few daya only.
Ku. 22G 3 lota on Saundcrs street , near Charlea. These lots trill
bo sold cheap and are well located for a block of stores.
No. 229 Buainesa property , rents for § 2.000 , pays RO per cent.
Beat thing over offered.
No. 235 Three houaes and lota , rents forl,200 per year.
No. 241 3 lots in Bartlott's addition , very cheap.
No. 253 15 acrca in Cunningham's addition. ' , "
No. 247 3 lots in Hanscom place , J
No. 94 4 lots on S. 10th street. Eaay terms. Each , $300.
No. 102 Houao and lot. House , 5 rooms and basement. Lot , GO
x40 , S. 10th street , near Charlea , $800 down , balance in 2 years.
$1,400.
No. 84 9 lots , 60x132 each , S. 10th st. Muat bo sold altogether.
| 4,500.
No. 77 3 houaes , 2 brick and 1 frame , on lot GGxl32 , S. lltb. st.
$4,000 cash , balance long time. $7,250. S
No. 40 Ono aero lot and house , 4 rooms , 4 blocks , S. St. Mary
avenue street car line. Very cheap. $3,700. Liberal terma.
No. 11 3 houaoa and lots , 50x140 , S. IGth st. , N of railroad. This
is the best bargain for an investor ever offered in the city. $2,500.
No. 90 A good house of 5 rooms , with basement and other good
improvements. Lot , 50x150. Fruit and evergreen trees G years old.
Nice residence property. Easy terms. $3,200.
No. 19 Now house and barn. Lot , 132x148. This is a very de
sirable roaidenco property , and is offered at a low price. Will "ex
change for firm property. $4,500.
No. 143 2 lots in Block K , Lowo'a 1st addition , $150 each.
No. 1G3 8 lots in Boyd's addition. $175 each. Easy terms.
No. 167 2 lota in Lowo's second addition. Each contains 1
acre , with house and barn. Bargain.
No. 1G9 4 acre lota in Lowo's second addition.
No. 179 1 lot in Kounta * third addition. Now ] houao of 3
rooms , barns , otc. $1,800.
No. 181 1 lot in Kountz1 third addition , 2 houses , etc. $1,500.
No. 184 2 lots in Block 3 , Kountz' third addition. Must be sold
together. $2,200.
No. 180 3 acres in Okahoma , with good 5-room houao and other
improvements. $3,500.FARM
FARM LANDS.
No. 201 40 acres near Fort Omaha.
No. 262 2 good farms near Waterloo.
240 acre farm near Oacoola , Neb , , $25 per aero. Will exchange
for city property. Easy torma.
No. 12 2,000 acres of improved landin Hitchcock county , Nebraska ,
ranging in price from $3.50 to $10 per aero.
No. 17 640 acres of good farm land in Dawaon county. Will ex
change for city property. $3.50 per acre.
No. 22 The boat farm in Nebraska , 7 miles from Omaha , contains
150 acres , 2 houses , wells , cisterns , barns and all other first class im
provements. Also orchard matured and bearing. Will exchange for
city property.
No. 107 Several valuable and low-priced tracks of landin Madison
county.
16 farms within from o 12 miles of railroad , and 23 pieces of im
proved lands , near Table Reck , Nebraska , all conveniently near
market , and in many instances offered at great bargains.
Among other counties in which wo have special bargains in farms
and unimproved lands , are Jefferson , Knox , Clay , Valley , Webster
Sarpy , Harlan , | Boone , Filmoro , Casa , Seward , Morrick and Nuck-
olls.
CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED.
H. B. IREY & CO. , Real Estate Agents ,
Southwest Corner 15th and Farnam St. , Omaha , Nob.
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ORDERS FROM ANY PART OP THH
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Promptly Shipped.
ALL OUH GOODS ABE MADE TO THE STANDARD
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F. SCHLIEP ,
Sole Agent for Omalia and the Wett.
Cor. 9th Street and Capitol Avenue