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WE WILL GIVEAWAY:
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Hetty Lczifis fS.-The News Concert . Ticket
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DANCE TO STOOGES' NEW
VIDEO SYSTEF.I
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cf a several part series to be
published weekly, ca Tfes&s
day, la tbe Bsiy Nebrais&ea.
McDugan McG ruder stepped
out of the Palace Theatre on
Broadway rt.Forth-seventh. He
was met witftthe stench of burn
ing pretzels and sticky exhaust
fumes. New York was in its peak
tourist season and the police
were on every corner in their
new baseball caps. McDugan
had just witnessed the most
popular show on Broadway, "La
Cage Aux Foiles." Normally, he
wouldn't go to a musical about
gays in drag, but the tickets
were free from an ex-client and
it was Gene Barry's last day.
McDugan liked to think of him
self as Bat Masterson sometimes,
i Gotham m a metropolis that
leaves people alone who mind
their own. McDugan, however,
leans on its edge by making
everyone's secret his. He's a man
proud to help anyone with the
right amount of cash.
As McDugan turned town the
Palace's backstreet alley, he
noticed the stage door was open.
Avoiding auburn patches of
backed up sewer water, and
glancing at a sleeping degener
ate, he peeked inside the theater.
McDugan's eyes were a misty
grey with black dots that reveal
ed his souL He walked with a
limp in his left foot, never fol
lowing a straight line, always
the boxer looking to stay out of
the comer.
From a shadow, a giant hand
bag flew sideways and smacked
McDugan in the ear. He went to
his knees and reached cut with
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his hand and grabbed two legs.
He yanked them sideways and
he waln a tumble of cstra
plumes, sparkle dust and bugle
beads. "Vhat the hell's going
on?" McDugan pinned his prey
to the floor. Lying on the wood,
- with.UcDul tP wss a Suy ,
dressed in siiiQr p-mas witlr
pink and azure eyeshadow under
the brow, little multi-coloured .
plastic sequins were glued to his
face. "Who are you, and what's
the big idea here?" McDugan's
ear was beginning to swell
I'm a Cagelle in the show."
Eyelashes batted mascara.
"Oh, one of those guys dressed
like a gal?" McDugan's eyebrow
twitched.
The Cagelle smiled and you
could see lipstick on his teeth.
"No, silly. I'm in costume. Not
really costume." ..N
"I dont get the ear bashing."
McDugan was amazed at how
real the breasts looked. "Hang
the phone a second. You're not a
guy." McDugan pulled the vtij
cU, and a waterfall of gslden-
strands cascaded in the fir.
Tlsass get up. You're equash
te ay uteres."
McDugan stood and helped
the lady to her feet "I'm in tit
of a 'tangle raentaliy here, I
thought the chow was tJbo&t gsy
hunks trhooptes & ep together.
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"It is. But the producers Tar.t
to keep the euciancs guescfa,
so they threw a couli ziminm
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