The Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, May 14, 1896, Image 7

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Mr J T Jones who lives in
Sharpsburg Ky in an interview
with Mr J C Nelson editor and
proprietor of the Bath County
World published at Sharpsburg
Ky on the 24th of May 1S95 said
I attribute all disorders of the
system to the stomach when the
stomach is all right we are well
and happy For a long time I
suffered from the worst form of
habitual constipation Sleepless
ness and nervousness set in and at
times I was so melancholy and out
of sorts that life was a burden
An advertisement in our local paper
induced me to give Ripans Tabules
a trial I did so The first box
made a decided change for the
better and six boxes have com
pletely cured me I can say for
Ripans Tabules it is in my opinion
the best medicine for constipation
on earth It accomplished for me
what all other remedies failed to
do I am all right now sleep well
and life is worth living I believe
the Tabules put my stomach in
shape and the stomach did the rest
My general health is better than it
was for years previous
Signed J T JONES
Klpaus Tabules are sold by drupclsts or by mall It
the price 50 cents a box Is 6ent to The Ripans Cheml
V eal Company No 10 Spruce Street New York Sample
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CUBES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS
Best Cough Byrup Tastes Good Use
in tlma Bold by drutnnsts
How Opium Was Forced on China
The conflict known as the Opium
War by which the Chinese govern
ment was compelled to permit the en
trance of foreign opium within its lim
its began in 1840 and continued two
years The circumstances leading to it
lated from the last century when War
ren Hastings then governor general of
India determined to find a market for
the opium of the Ganges valley For
many years it was smuggled Into Chi
na but the Emperors discovering the
evil it was doing took rigid measures
to prevent this From time to time
however cargoes of opium found their
way inland until in 1839 a special com
missioner was sent to Canton where
the British had a foothold with orders
to exterminate the business He did
so thoroughly drove out the British
merchants and destroyed 10000000
worth of opium then In stock The
British government took up the cause
of the merchants sent a fleet and mili
tary force from India and in the war
that followed the Chinese were worst
ed were compelled to pay a large In
demnity to reimburse the owners of
the opium destroyed and to open cer
tain ports to all English products
opium among the rest
The Rock of Gibraltar
Is not steadier than a system liberated from
the shackles of chills and fever bilious re
mittent or dumb ague by Hostetters Stom
ach Bitters a perfect antidote to malarial
poison in air or water It is also an unexam
pled remedy for bilious rheumatic or kidney
complaints dyspepsia and nervousness It
Improves appetite and sleep and hastens
convalescence
Actinogram which is Greek radio
script which is Latin and ray sketch
which is English are suggested as
names for the Roentgen pictures in
place of nondescripts like shadowgram
and radiograff
isitjjroaitetnatwnat a million women say aftei
dally trial Is a mistake They say they know by test
Uia Dobbins Electric Is mo t economical purest and
best They have had 31 years to try It Yuu give a
one trial
Prick the crust on every pie to let
the steam escape When using fresh
fruit insert in center of top crust a
small round tube of tin or strong paper
through which steam will escape as
through a chimney
Mrs Wlnslovrs Soothino Brarp for Children
teething softens tue gums reduces inflammation
llays pain cures wind colic 25 centB a bottle
Gladness Comes
With a better understanding of the
transient nature of the many phys
ical ills which vanish before proper ef
forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts
rightly directed There is comfort in
the knowledge that so many forms of
sickness are not due to any actual dis
ease but simply to a constipated condi
tion of the system which the pleasant
family laxative Syrup of Figs prompt
ly removes That is why it is the only
remedy with millions of families and is
everywhere esteemed so highly by all
who value good health Its beneficial
effects are due to the fact that it is the
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness without debilitating the
organs on which it acts Itis therefore
all important in order to get its bene
ficial effects to note when you pur
chase that you have the genuine article
which is manufactured by the California
Fig S3rup Co only and sold by all rep
utable druggists
If in the enjoyment of good health
and the system is regular then laxa
tives or other remedies are not needed
If afflicted with any actual disease one
may be commended f he most skillful
physicians but if in need of a laxative
then one should have the best and with
the well informed everywhere Syrup of
Figs stands highest and is most largely
used and gives most general satisfaction
The many imitations of
HIRES Rootbeer simply
point to its excellence the
genuine article proves it
Mde only fcy The Charles E Hlrei Co Philadelphia
25c pickags nukes 5 gilloct Sold OTexywttr
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C REAM OR MAGICAL BEA DTIFIER
Ttemoves Tan Pimples Frecl
les Moth Patches Rash and
Skin diseases and every blem
drfU
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uenes aeiection ic
has stood the test o
7 years and is tc
Harmless we taste it
to be sure it i8 prop
erly made Accept
n o counterfeit o i
similar name Dr
L A Sayre said to a
lady of the haut tor
a patient As you
ladies will use them
I recommend Qou
rands Cream as the
least harmful of all
the Skin prepare
lions For sale by
all Drufrgists and
tancy lioods Deal
ers In the United States Canadas and Europe
FERD T HOPKINS Propr 37 Great Jones Street N Y
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FIELD AND HOC FENCE WIRE
2S 38 42 SO or 38 inches high Quality and workmanship tho best
Nothing on the market to compare with it Write fop full information
UNION FENCE COMPANY DE KATB ELL
Thoughtless Folks Have the Hardest
Work but Quick Witted
People Use
SAPOLIO
SUPPOSE WE SMILE
HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM
THE COMIC PAPERS
Pleasant Incidents Occurring tho World
Over Sayings That Are Cheerful to the
Old or Young -Funny Selections That
Everybody Will Enjoy Heading
Why of Cortrse
Mr Blossom I dont understand
why daughters company should talk
in such a boisterous manner this even
ing
Mr Blossom Oh dont worry about
em tiheyre probably having a game
of whist S F Wave
No Ghost Had Walked for Him
Elderly Party on the Rialto Ex
cuse -me sir but do you believe in
spiritualism
Mr Hamm Indignantly No sir
Im an actor New York Herald
His Function
I wish said Willie Washington
with a touch of real emotion in his
voice that I could biwing myself to be
of more consequence in this world
Oh dont worry Everybody has
his use
But I am getting a little
tiahed of being just a elinvysanthemum
holder Washington Star
The Difficulty
Hazel Say havent you and Jack
been engaged long enough to get mar
ried
Malbel Too long He hasnt got a
cent left Truth
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As It Is Spoke
Do yer study grammer
Naw I done got t rough grammar
-Judge
Definite
Walter Which part of the fowl do
you prefer
Pugilist An upper cut-
Not His Voice
I envy Bings whenever he sings
So much does he deserve
Tis not his voice makes me rejoice
I envy him bis nerve
Judge
No Practical Value
I have a story for you that will make
your hair stand on end
Well what good would that do I
dont know one note on the piano from
another Indianapolis Journal
Different Kinds
Parrot Some men are born great
some achieve greatness
WigginsYes and others wear En
glsh clothes that are too big for them
Harpers Bazar
Different from Folks
The dog is a sagacious animal Even
when he has a distinguished pedigree
he never has the foolish notion that he
is entitled to any credit for it Truth
Which Accounted for It
After that remarked the slim
young man who had been telling an
inane ghost story my mind was a
blank
That accounts for it commented
a sharp young woman and there was
an interregnum of profound silence
Truth
The Doctors Rejrrete
The Wife Two weeks ago you said
my husband couldnt live and now hes
nearly well
The Doctor Madam I can only ex
press my regrets Tid Bits
No Ends
His sermon almost endless
And thus his people sit
And find it very hard to make
Head or tail of it
Detroit Tribune
Dog Seems Grateful
Bobbetteoii the money you spend in
feeding thai dog of yours would assist
materially in keeping some poor man
out of the almshouse
I suppose it would but Hhe dog
seems really grateful Indianapolis
Journal
In the Swim
m im
The Girl of the Period That woman
knows everybody shes right in the
swim
The Country Cousin Ah I suppose
thats why she taken so many of her
clothes oif London
An Impossibility
A colored pastor in Texas demand
ing his salary is reported to have said
Bruddern I cant preach heah and
boad in hebn Exchange
How He Got His Title
Jenkins Hello Colonel did you eve
get title in the civil war
Col Jonsing No indeed sah I nevei
fot a stroke sah
Jenkins Well what a- you called
colonel for
Col Jonsing Bless your heart sah i
dont know nless its cause Im froir
Delaware down in the peach district
sah They calls me the peach colonel
sah Boston Standard
Baisinsr the X by X Kays
tiro HE ten r
HAVEtfT GOT IT fir L
-Cincinnati Enquirer
His Supreme Effort
Willie Waldoates At last father Im
going to make a serious plunge for
fame
Papa Wildoates Thank heaven for
your wise resolution What will you
do
Willie Wildoates Im to do the div
ing act in a tank show next season
Texas Sittings
What Her Husband Is Like
Mrs Greene declares that her hus
band is just like fire When he goes
out theres no knowing where he goes
to Boston Transcript
Too Solicitous
Mmma You know Johnny when
niaaniL whips her little boy she does
it for his own good
Johnny Mamma I wish you didnt
think quite so much of me Boston
Transcript
Had Been There Before
Gentleman to rider who has been
thrown from his horse My dear sir
how is it passible that you have not
hurt yourself
Rider Practice makes perfect Flie
gende Blaetter
Impossible
Magistrate Prosecutor accuses yoa
af having bitten his hand
Prisoner That is impossible sir I
am a vegetarian Kansas Emporium
Dressing After a Hero
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Grispi Well sire what do you think
Le Rod I think that Menelek doe
not wear a mustache Le Rire
Billy Fresh
Freshly seating himself beside prettj
girl in car If you have no objection
I will raise the window I do love th
fresh air
She Cant say I love your fresh air
Leave the window as it is San Fran
cisco Wave
Using Her Engagement Kings
Your daughter has a great manj
admirers Oh yes she puts nearl3
all her window curtains on the rodi
witlh her old engagement rings Lou
isville Courier
That Blessed Baby
Mrs Oldboy Well is the baby grow
ing
Mrs Newwed Yes at least his voice
is Truth
His Weakness
While I am no jingo said the re
porter who for the fourth time in onx
week had to correct an item still 1
seem to be a success as a tale twister
Cincinnati Enquirer
We Should
Heardso In case of war we could fall
back on the national guard
Saldso Ye es provided we could fall
back fast enough Truth
Unfortunately Said
You see I was engaged to my wife
without ever having seen her
Yes that is quite evident Ex
change
A General Experience
Lady Customer in china shop Do
you break those sets
Dealer No madam the purchasers
servants usually attend to that Tid
Bits
Mistaken
Mother Jeesie did I hear Arthur pro
posing to you last night
Jessie I den t think jou did mother
Arthur talks awfully low
The Cork Tree
The removal of the bark from the
eork tree If properly done does not
affect the vitality of the plant because
only the outer layer of dead bark
which has already fulfilled its purpose
in the trees economy Is taken away
The operation is first performed when
the tree is about fifteen years old and
if carefully done may be repeated every
ten years The tree lives from 100 to
200 years and the quantity of bark lb
increased with age although the qual
ity remains about the same There are
plantations of cork trees in Portugal
which are known to have been in exist
ence three hundred years ago
The New Express
A fast train for Kansas City and Si
Louis leaving Sioux City daily at 8 p m
This is a Northwestern Line train from
Sioux City runs over the Sioux City
Pacific Railroad and you should be sure
that your ticket reads via this route from
Sioux City
Time tables information etc cheer
full j furnished by addressing
H C Cheyney General Agent
Security Bank Building
Sioux City Iowa
Keep the soup kettle always tightly
covered lest the aroma of the soup es
cape with the steam
Hot Springs S D Excursion
Special train over the F E M V R
R from Sioux City May 17th at rate of
1480 for the round trip Tickets good
ten days daylight ride
For additional information address
H C Cheyney General Agent
Sioux City Iowa
White meated game should be very
vell cooked while dark meats should
be served rare
Halls Catarrh Cure
fs a constitutional cure Price 75 cents
A pinch of salt added to the white of
eggs will make them beat up quicker
and lighter
Cream of tartar should always be
mixed with flour soda with milk
We will forfeit 1000 if any of our pub
lished testimonials are proven to be not
genuine THE PISO CO Warren Pa
A frigate bird can fly an entire week
without stopping to rest
FITS All Fits stopped free by Dr Klines Great
Nerve Restorer Ko Fits after first days nso Mar
yelons cures Treatise and 200 trial bottle free to
Fit cases Send to Dr Kline 931 Arch St Phila Pa
Cripple
The iron grasp of scrofula has no
mercy upon Mts victims This demon
of the blood is often not satisfied with
causing dreadful sores but racks the
body with the pains of rheumatism un
til Hoods Sarsaparilla cures
Nearly four years ago I became af
flicted with scrofula and rheumatism
Made
Running sores broke out on my thighs
Pieces of bone came out and an operation
was contemplated I had rheumatism in
my legs drawn up out of shape I lost
appetite could not sleep I wa3 a perfect
wreck I continued to grow worse and
finally gave up the doctors treatment ta
Well
take Hoods Sarsaparilla Soon appetite
came back the sores commenced to heal
My limbs straightened out and I threw
away my crutches I am now stout and
hearty and am farming whereas four
years ago I was a cripple I gladly rec
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