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Farmers Attention
On Saturday
January 22
PROF L H PAUL OF IOWA will be with us to meet
the farmers and talk on
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SILOS AND SILAGE
PROF PAUL has without doubt had more experience
and has fed more silage and seen it fed under more varied a
ft conditions and in more states than any other Iowa farmer
HIS TALKS ARE HIGHLY INTERESTING EN
TERTAINING AND INSTRUCTIVE DO NOT MISS
THE OPPORTUNITY of meeting PROF PAUL and hear
ing of the ADVANTAGES OF THE SILO from a man of
experience
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Saturday
January 22
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MAIN LINE EAST DEPaKT
No C Central Time 1140 p m
1G 500 am
I 550 a m
12urr6I5pm 700 am
H 942 pm
10 600 P M
MAIN LINE WEST DEPAET
No 1 MountainTimo 1220 P M
3 1142 i M
5arr850pm 9M a m
13 905 a M
1 1230 am
9 arr 730 am 700 a m
IMPKEIALLINE
No 176 arrives Mountain Time 420 p m
No 175 departs 720 am
Sleeping dining and reclining chair cars
seats freo on through trains Tickets sold
and baggage checked to any point in the United
States or Canada
For information time tables maps and tick
ets call on or write D F Hostetter Agent
McCook Nebraska or L W Wakeloy General
Passenger Agent Omaha Nebraska
RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS
The 2GS has on her new war paint
A new smoke jack is going upinstall 5
IiETerrett and F Brown are new
firemen this week
George Sebring is an addition to the
hoilermakere this week
Gottlieb Orman went to work in the
repair gang Wednesday morning
Engines 133 and 1092went into the
back shop Tuesday for overhauling
George Kern a former employee is
among the new machinists recently em
ployed
L Farrell Jack Farrell Ij W Camp
bell and O M Dodge are new helpers
this week
Engines 2S09 and 322 are receiving
driving brass repairs and the usual dose
of paint this week
Engine 1759 is over drop Nol and the
1911 over No 2 both receiving usual re
pairs and new flues for the 1759
M Ii Search has returned to the air
bench and Mart Trammell is again
holding down the night foremanship
B Palmeter W A Johnson Jack
Walton C E Gallagher A E Starkey
and F E Stone are new machinists em
ployed Monday
Agent and Mrs George S Scott of
Brush Colorado witnessed the five con
secutive thrills of Monte Cristo last
Saturday evening
Waycar 13133 is in bad order await
ing repairs from a recent accident which
stove her up badly The LilSS is also
undergoing extensive repairs
Charles Langston has been transferred
from the machine shop foremanship to
the round house foremanship J W
Rhodes succeeding him in the machine
shop
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Dr Green next Wednesday evening
Tho wheel press was repaired this
week
Agent Scctt of Brush took in the big
fellows Tuesday night
Mrs Harry Tyler and son Harold were
up from Orleans Wednesday
New machinibts and helpers galore
and everything on the jump iow
Bring us in tho new oflicersof tho dif
ferent orders so that we can correct the
directory
A new daughter at E irl Spencers
Monday Frank Traw r wi acting as
chief of the boilemakers early days of
the week
Si McCreary of Gnlrsburg Illinois
arrived herp end of week and has ac
cepted a position 3 fligrnan with tho
company
GeneralForeman JO McArthur was
in Lincoln early in the week on busin
ess in the general supt of motive pow
ers office
EI M Finity is the new clerk for the
Woodmen not the Workmen as re
cently announced in Tho Tribune and
you can get jour receipts at the White
House Grocery as formerly
Both Out of Business
Dan Cupid drew his tiny bow
And aimed his fatal dart
Now they are brothers in their woe
Sho had a marble heart
J J OConnell
Without foresight judgment fails by
its own weight Horace
Letters on Poorly Printed
Stationery Go into the
A classy looking letter head wins atten
tion and puts the recipient into a pleasant
frame of mind for the letter underneath
We Print That Kind of Stationery
We Are Ready to Print Yours
Lily Patent Flour
It is the best on the market It is guaranteed to please you
by the mill that makes it and the man who sells it
For Sale by ED HUBER
AN IMPOSTORS TRICK
Tho Cheerful Liar That Made a Foci
of tho Grand Monarch
Louis XIV was ialfvn in once in n
most humiliating way uul by tu 111
postor whose only nt was lying In
KH7 just after lie Irul returned from
one of his most dazzling jnllitary am
cesses against tin Hutch Louis le
Grand recel ed word that nil embays
from Persia Imd just lauded nt Mar
seillc en rmiti lo the French court If
bring salutations and presents from
the shah SMeased that his fame
hlmuUi actually hie rim around tin
world he sent word thit till the town
mi the way from Marseilles to IarK
should fete the ambassador
As a result the journey to Paris wa
a niirch of triumph Children sang
and tlowers were strewn along the
way Arrived at Paris several rcgi
incuts of the Swiss guard met the
shahs representative and escorted hin
to a magnificent suit In the old palace
of the Tuilories Louis sent no less
a person than the Due de Richelieu to
welcome the potentate and Invite him
out to Versailles to a special reception
In the hall of mirrors
The ambassador presented himsel
as Kiza Hey of the Persian court and
after showing his credentials ad
vauced to kiss the hand of Louis le
Grand and give him the shahs con
gratualtions ou his recent victories
A caravan of presents from his im
peria I sovereign were on their wi
and would arrive iu Paris in a few
das said the ambassador
Festivals followed at Versailles The
hey received inagnitk ont presents from
Louis and royal entertainment He
lounged gracefully on divans at the
French court and smoked in Persian
languor Ic gave the grand monnrque
a few fragments of opal and turquoise
saying that they came from a Persian
district bordering on the Caspian sea
The woods there were full of them he
explained and he offered to divide
with France had planted the French
Hag there already as it were
At last the day came for the formal
presentation of the shahs gifts and
on that morning early Riza Cey melted
into space lie was uever seen oi
heard of again He Imd as some one
said gone glimmering through the
dream of things that were The
gems that he had left were worth if
anything about 13 cents apiece being
glass New York Tribune
THE JURY DISAGREED
A Fine Point In Equity That Never
Was Decided
An old time story of the line points
of law and equity which arose in car
ryiug out an amicable contract is told
in the Philadelphia Record There
were four brothers who had inherited
a storage warehouse from their father
He had divided the property equally
among them
Among the appurtenances was a cat
a tine animal excellent for mousing
This too was divided the eldest
brother owning the right frout quar
tor the second brother the left front
quarter and the younger brothers the
two hind quarters
Now unfortunately the cat in one
of its nocturnal prowls injured the
right front paw and the eldest
brother attended to that portion of his
property by binding the injured mem
her with a greased rag
The cat thankful for this relief to
its sufferings went to sleep content
edly before the Qre but in the midst
of its slumbers a falling coal ignited
the rag and the animal howling with
agony dashed through the warehouse
and coming in contact with some com
bustibles set the building on Qre
When the loss came to be tigured
out the three younger brothers wished
to throw it all upon the eldest on the
ground that had he not tied up his
part of the cat with the inflammable
rag the building would not have been
destroyed
He on the contrary contended that
had the cat only been possessed of the
front right paw his property it
would have stood still and burned to
death It was the three other paws
that caused the damage
The brothers argued the case until
they died but they never reached an
agreement
What Should She Say
1 tell you little wife you cant
imagine how lonesome I am when 1
am separated from you You are the
best little woman in the world so dif
ferent from Driggs nagging and scold
ing wife You know that a man must
get ahead in the world and be free to
give his business his full attention
My little girl isnt of the suspicions
doubting kind is she Why dearest
this very niirht I ought to go down to
the club Brown of Prown Kaliho A
Co is in town Theyre among out
best customers Onuht to know nin
soeiallv hidut P Hut unless you in
sist my little weerlieart wife I wont
go It mean a loss to the urm
but Ill stay with my pr eious
Well now what can a woman do
Chicago Journal
Unpleasant to Have Around
Are Mm s i enlaced to Mi
Brisgs
No 1 broke it off last week
was afrail to narrv him lie know
too much I gave Iun some ribbon tc
match He found it in the first ston
he went to and he bought it for
cents below the regular price
The Barrier
Blobhs No I shall never marr
Slobbs But you dont seem like a wo
man hater In fact you seem ver
fond of the fair sex Blobbs Tes and
I talk in my sleep Exchange
Lenity Is a part of Mercy but she
must not speak too loud for fear of
waking Justice Joubert
5fcU3MiiiJ ikNeisiUAn rfii VJ
THE SETTING SUN
en Vulcan Sailed It
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When Round the
Ocean So It Could Rise Again
The ancients had some queer theories
whereby they sought to explain the
rising and setting ot the sun They
thought the earth to be flat and were
greatly puzzled to know how the same
sun which plunged into the ocean at
a fabulous distance in the west could
reappear the next morning at an equal
ly great distance in the east A num
ber of remarkable theories were ad
vanced and every one of them was
wrong
Mycologists of old asserted that
after the sun had dipped iu the west
ern ocean at sunset the Iberians aud
other ancient nations actually imagined
that they could hear the hissing of the
waters when the glowing globe was
plunged therein he was seized by Vul
can and placed in a golden goblet
This strange craft with its astonishing
cargo navigated the ocean by a north
erly course so as to reach the east
again in time for sunrise the follow
ing morning
Among the more sober physicists of
old as related by Aristotle it was be
lieved that in some manner the sun
was conveyed by night across the
northern regions and that darkness
was due to mountains which screened
off the sunbeams during the voyage
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DIDNT KNOW HIM
He Was Not In the Colored Porters
Hall of Fame
A southerner uoted for the liberality
of his tips stopped at a Baltimore ho
tel where negro porters predominated
His name was bpeedily known to every
member of the serving fraternity and
his every wish anticipated Soon after
his arrival he sent his card to a friend
who made his home in the hotel but
whose temperament happened to be
quite the opposite of that of his open
handed caller retiring not given to
tipping or any other form of socia
bility and who therefore lived almost
unknown to those about him
The old darky who received the card
studied it for a full minute
Scuse me colonel he said but
dont bleebe nobody by dat name conw
here dis uiawning
This morning returned the other
Of course not Mr Blank has lived
here for mouths iou know my mum
well enough aud I havent been here a
day Do you mean to say you cant re
member a man who has made his home
here since some time last winter
Scuse me colonel sah began the
old man deferentially but you must
know sah as if uttering the subtlest
compliment dat deres gemmans what
can make demsels more uotorious in
one day sah dan odder gemmans does
in a year sah Youths Companion
FOR SALE FOR RENT ETC
Fok Sale Burred Plymouth Rock
cockereU light and dark trains SI
and SloO eeh Mrs J W Proctor
phone cednr 2lY 2
A good biiMueds and boildJDg either
or both to trade for land Address lock
box b Woodruff Kansas
Foil Sale borne fresh milk cows
20 2 G F Randel phone ash 732
Fou Sale NoG Remington typewrit
er in good condition at a bargain WM
Morrteey phon black 22
For Sde Good nil around work marp
Perfectly gen tip excellent for farm work
or heavy hnuling WMMorrisey phone
black 292
Do Yoh Want to Help
Boom This Town
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If you do youll assist the editors in
advertising the place
If you do youll patronize home indjos
tries including the printer
If you do youll subscribe for this pa
per regularly and advertise In IL
But
If you dont youll sneer at our efforts
for town improvement
If you dont youll order your job
printing from some outsider
If you dont youll borrow your neigh
bors copy of the paper to read
DO YOU OR DONT YOU
The College Widow
CAST
Billy Bolton Fred I Archibald
A Half Back
Stub Talmnge Max V Hare
A Iiu y Undergraonut
Peter Witherspoon Geo II Allen
President of Atwaler
Hiram Bolton Morio 3 Fish
Pres K II KK
Matty McGou n Walter Campbell
An Ex Prize Fighter
Hon Elam Hicks Rodburn SImnons
Member of State Senate
Bub Hicks Leo Ryan
Just off the Farm
Jack Larranee Gordon Htrtman
A Foot Vim 1 1 Ex per
Copernicus Tnlhot Lester Cadman
A Professional Tutor
Silent Murphy Carl Marsh
Who Needs Working Out
Tom Pearson Joo William
A Football Enthusiast
Daniel Tibbetts Ra v Ryan
The Town Marshal
Ollio M itchcll Calvin Nelms
A Junior
JimsyIIopper Glenn Rowell
A Sophomore
Dick McAllister William Burns
A Sophomore
Bob Corliss Chas Miliigan
A Sophomore
Jane Witherspoon Gertrud Morrissey
The Collegn Widow
Bessie Tanner Adaline Keller
An Athletic Girl
Flora Wiggins Mabel Hegenberger
Mama Says
Mrs Primsey Dalzelle Vera Fitzgerald
A Professional Chaperon
TOWN GIRLS
Bertha Tyson Anna Knowles
Luella Cbubbs Katherine- GriHin
Sally Cameron Lola Fisher
Josephine Barclay Minnie Viersen
Ruth Aiken Tem a Fish
Cora Jenks Gertrude Milligan
Town boys members of faculty stu
dents and plajers Temple theatre
Friday Jan 21 1910 by the Maik and
Wig Dramatic club under S C Beach
Seats on sale at McConcelFs Monday
17th
After exposure and when you feel a
cold coming on take Foleys Honey and
Tar the great throat and lung remedy
It stops the cough relieves the con
gestion and expels the cold from your
system Is mildly laxative
A McMHten
Foleys Kidney Remedy will cure any
case of kidney or bladder trouble not
beyond the reach of medicine It in
vigorates the entire system and strength
ens the kidneys so they eliminate the
impurities from the blood Backache
rheumatism kidney and bladder troub
les are all cured by this great medicine
A McMillen druggist
