lrutst Against pjroii
The report having been cireulitt 1 in
Rd Willow county that John F On
ar si wife in i lerer from that o 1 1 uy
sriri tning Jbtsiin si pardon or U o
2rinsferrcd from the ponitentiarv to the
aslniii nun Ireds of xuple fiiilir
with hirtCMtu have ictlioned CJ nv uor
JStuilIenbergr not to isue si psir ionand
13 the priaoniT attempts to show ihat
ho was in van- when lit committed tho
crime for which ho is now serving a life
SJiitenoe they ik for si hearing There
s no application for si psirdon peiding
iiafore the g in the case of Con
ntr An application va male sit one
lime lo h ivo Inn iranerro I to the
snylmn os the goiul of in -mil but
ibis applicati n wis tu iie i down afksr
he prison iij cu hsi 1 inve tigated
aiul rejiorte in probtile gri ind for
raMuoval of isi auiiy Mrs
Joey Reb mn of CeJsir Ksis is
one oT the a live ones in s c ring the
Uitilio wng tl governor n t to issue
a jwdon Wuei rh volu n iousoti
ion vsi3 rraiy it wsi s itto the
governor by Jl A Gr ei of C dar Bluffs
The petition stnet that C com
mitted a when he
killed his wstV that lie i i desperate
juswi and has thrcaioivi the lives of
jftversil persm an I thsit L will commit
lher enmud if lie is li united The
Voliiiouera f tr lc lisiy sent to the
asylum an i iiu a s cured and go
out and cvimimi otner c imos Under
the law in I ins statu u a convict is
irusferrod tio vim -le must be re
lumcrf to tio peitieiitiry when ho be
comes of mi 1 jjiii 1 o complete the
Temsiiu er of his sMic ice Conner is
ioty of sie lij was convicted
of murder in xLz sjc i 1 degree for the
billing of iio wiiv -le has two chil
iren liv j avjli Journal
3f isflrtis him juaintancesof John
33 iiiii t J to life imprison
silent ii inn Muni t of his wife in Ked
Wilio ii e thnn a year ago
ive lvriv irro i ed for a perpetual
uuyiI ch idh - petitions have
uei KIied iii tin- ice of Governor Shal
Jentiurger 10 i vLi petitioners ask that
no be - own the convict
A huge iiimiii r of the petitioners re
sidual Cedar Kas They declare
hal the mart r was war ton and brutal
and unprm uid Attorney Snavely a
hroihfr in l t the convict who residua
in Denver i mpted t have C inner
lrnsfei roil t he insane sisylum Prison
Plisiciin L i examined the convict
and dHoiue j o recommend a transfer
K A Giu has written a letter to
vi nuir i dleuberger asking that the
jetition lf iaced on tile and considered
obf iiuviT n nove is made to obtain
for tie murderer
Tin- is te first genoral objection ever
Sled ngiiiii t a pardon hearing Coni
pl lins sin 1 protests have been scheduled
jut ttie Red Willow residents are the
origtmttH of the automatic remonst
3rtiicn ii j of fighting pardons Lincoln
For a City Park
Hold ages commercial club is promot
g j Un to secure a park for that city
21o d- e is like McCook in that it has
v liable and accessible park near the
cm- 10 natural ptrk of any suitable
vx rear at hand Her commercial
club aas taken up the matter and is
3eek sg to promote a plan whereby the
of Holdrege can come into posses
sion sf a 13 acre tract bounded by Fourth
jst aue Burlington avenue and the
ra nad tracks This would give -them
a ik within her city limits and
the original townsite and an
j5nd this reminds The Tkibuxe that
nTS lackiug a park of adequate size
73ihin our borders and a similar
jshiisi -could probably be carried to a
jttcces ful termination in this city In
MiiuiMUon with the Lincoln Land Co
ssmighs be feasible to secure sufficient
Iid in a similar situation on either side
the original townsite between
and in due time possess a suitable
2f for large public gatherings out
icw2S for pastime sports celebrations
There is available land on both east
send west B street Perhaps the land
Till never be any cheaper than now
Engraving and Emoosslng
Tour wants can be supplied at The
CfKJNE in the line of engraving and
ambossing such as calling cards invi
tkions and announcements monogram
as Tiespondence paper etc Handsome
SKDples of all on display Prices rea
sonable Prompt service If interested
jaiaie and inspect
Many of our citizens are drifting to
srciTds Brights disease by neglecting
sjinptoms of kidney and bladder trouble
Foleys Kidney Kemedy will
qpiukly cure AJlcMillen Druggist
Stomach Trouble
Your tongue is coated
Your breatb is foul
Headaches come and go
Tbese symptoms show that
par stomach is the trouble To
rsaaove the cause is the first thing
wstJ Chamberlains Stomach and
HSrer Tablets will do that Easy
Vaake and most effective
CITY CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
Christian Bible echool at 10 a m
Preaching at 11 a m and 8 p m C E
at 7 p m All are welcome
R M Ainswobth Pastor
Episcopal Preaching services at St
Albans church at 11 a m and 730 p
m Sunday school at 10 a m All
are welcome to these services
E R Earlh Rector
Catholic Order of services Mass
i a m Mass and sermon 1000 a m
Evening service at 8 oclock Sunday
jchool 230 p m Every Sunday
Wm J KutwiN O M 1
Methodist Sunday school at 10 am
Sermons by pastor at 11 and 8 Class
at 12 Junior League at 3 Epworth
League at 645 Prayer meeting Wed
nesday night at 745
M B Carman Pastor
Baptist Sunday aciiool at 10 a m
Preaching service at 1100 a m Even
ing service at 800 B Y P U at 7 p m
A most cordial invitation is extended to
U to worship with us
E Burton Pa3tor
Evangelical Lutheran Regular
German preaching services in frame
building of E ist Ward every Sunday
morning at 1000 All Germans cordial
ly invited Rev Wm I3rueggeman
607 5th st East
Christian Science 219 Main Ave
jue Services Sunday at 11 a m and
Wednesday at S p m Reading Room
pen all the time Science literature
on sale Subject for next Sunday
Is the Universe Including Man
evolved by Atomic Fnrre
Congregational buuday school at
10 a m Preauhiujj it 11 a m and 8 p
m by pa3tor Junior C E at 3 p m
Senior Endeavor at 7 p m Prayer meet
ing Wednesday evening at eight oclock
The public is cordially invited to these
G B Kawkes Pastor
Evangelical Lutheran Congkega
tional Sunday School sit 930 a m
Preaching at 1030 a m and 730 p m
by pastor Junior C E at 130 p m
Senior 0 E at 400 p m Prayer
meetings every Wednesday and Satur
day evenings at 730 All Germans
cordially invited to these services
Eev Gustav Henkelmann
505 3rd street West
Real Estate Filings
The following real estate filings have
been made in the county clerks office
since last report
Adam Baker wf to Oscar
Grismore wd to 3 in 9 7th
McCoolc 1500 00
Robert W Sullinger et ux and
John N Stilliuger et ux to
John P Redler wd to sw qr
26 2 30 4000 00
Lincoln Lind Co to Nora M
Kelley wdjto p sw qr ne qr
29 3 29 750 00
Margaret V Mechan et cons to
John W Ritchie wd to 1 12
in H Esther Park Bartley 2400 00
Bartley Milling S L Co to
Sylvester J Rouse qcd to
1 2 in 3 Esther Park Bart
Ipv i nn
David Diamond to McCook
Aerie No 1514 FOE Iea3e to
13 14 15 in 21 McCook
John II Miller et ux to David
I Wolford wd to ne qr 24 4
23 5000 00
A Fool and His Money
A sucker is a man who sends his
money to a city fakir The mails are
burdened with tons and tons of circu
lars of every discription sent out by
fakirs or fakir sharks in the big cities
offering inducements to men of means
for investment They cover absolutely
every field of speculation Annually
millions upon millions of what they call
in places like Chicago and New York
country money is absorbed Nobody
Knows better than the shrewd city spec
ulator that the man who thus sends is
a sucker He is a lamb who walks into
the wolves deu The only astounding
feature is that it is possible to continue
the same game year in and year out
They keep up their business however
on the theory that a sucker is born every
minute Bent Murdock
Not Important
A rain is not a very important item
of news in western Nebraska Earn is
entirely too common You have to look
all over the papers out that way and
then they have only in two line items
mentioning a drenching
When we published the second best
newspaper in McCook in a
rain arrival was entitled to a double
head and position on first page where
it didnt have to be looked for Things
have changed Hastings Democrat
Everyone would be benefited by tak
ing Foleys Orino Laxative for constipa
tion stomach and liver trouble as it
sweetens the stomach and breath gently
stimulates the liver and regulates the
bowels and is much superior to pills
and ordinary laxatives Why not try
Foleys Orino Laxative today
A McMillen Druggist
Legal Blanks Here
This office carries all kinds of legal
blank forms and makes special blankB
to order promptly and accurately
Typewriter ribbons papers etc for
sale at The Tribute office
A BASHFUL LOVER
The Professor Was a Shy Wooer but
Finally Got the Lady
Dr Llaldsine at one time a professor
of St Andrews university was a very
shy man This latter failing prevented
him from asking any lady to become
his wife until he was well ad sauced
in life
However he plucked up courage oiip
day redecorated his house and went
to call on the object of bis affections
The lady seeing the doctors emhiir
rassmeut opened tire Weel doctor
hue ye got through a your papering
and painting yet Pin told yum new
carpets sire just heautifu Thej say
the pattern o the dining room chairs
is just quite out o the way In stmiL
that everything a boot the House is just
perfect
Here was a providential ooening he
was not such u goose as to overlool
He advanced his chsiir sidled toward
her simpering the while raised His
eyes furtively to ber face and said
with a gentle inflection ol his voice
which no ear but a willftilli deaf one
could have misinterpreted- si na
Miss Jane its no quite perfect It
canusi be quite that so long as theres
one thing wanting
And what can thsit be asked the
Imperturbable spinster
Utterly thrown on his beam ends b
her willful blindness to his meaning
the poor doctor beat a busty ret resit
drew back his chair from Us dsinger
ous proximity caught up his hat ami
in tones of blighted hope gsisped forth
his declsiration in these words- Kh
dear eh Well Im sure The thing
wanting is a aa sulebosird
flowever she married him after all
London Answers
THE WORD FELL0WV
Its Course From the Universities Into
Everyday Life
The word bachelor mean originally
cowboy a youth who looked attei
the cow from the low Latin Dacca
and through the classical Lsitin vacca
In course of time the term wsis gi
en in scorn to voluntarily un wedded
men by ladies who had sharp tongues
The word was taken over by the um
versilies in the middle ages and tin1
degree of bachelor was not supposed
to be given to any man who mid en
tered into the state ot marriiuouy
The word fellow has had a some
whsit similat fate as tat as the ladies
and the universities were concerned
The universities of Oxford and Cam
bridge to name but two grant fellow
ships worth from 1f00 to JnIOOU pel
annum at the various colleges to un
married honor gradmiies of high dis
tiuction If a fellow should enter
into matrimony he srill loses oi tor
feits his fellowship As the fellows
were generally men ot apparent opu
lence or at lesist comfort in regsird to
living and dress they readily attracted
the attention ot ladies who were think
ing of settling down in life When
an acquaintanceship was formed be
tween a fellow and a marringeble
lady things usually went very delight
fully until the tsiir schemer discovered
the academic status ot the man Then
the expression Pooh he is a fellow
came very nam rally to her lips And
so it crept into secular or lay lite and
begat its unkind meaning Hut of
course if the graduate was willing to
sacrifice his fellowship and its emolu
ments for the sake ot the fair indys
lovely eyes and why he be
came a good lellow which Is a horse
of a totally ditlereut color New Vork
World
What Ma Said
A gentleman and his son were walk
ing down a street the otuei daj As
they passed by the eye hospital the
son said
What is that place dad
That my on he replied is the
ophthalmic Hospital
Whats that tor the little fellow
inquired
Why the father said that Is for
people who siiliei with theii eyes
Why dont jou go there he asked
his dad
1 dont have any trouble with my
eyes Why should 1 go there
The sou then answered
I heard ma tell the next door neigh
bor thsit you were nearly blind last
night
Now his ma wont let him go out
with his father any more Loudon Tit
Bits
How She Traveled
How did the queen ot Sheba travel
when she went to see Solomon asked
a Sunday school teacher
No one ventured to answer
Could she have gone by the rail
way
Yesm said a little girl
Indeed Well we would like to
know how you found this out
In the second verse responded the
child it says she came with a great
train
Habit
That was an awful break you made
at Mrs Gotroxs little buffet luncheon
yesterday said his wife
What break
After you had received your platt
of salad and finger roll from the maid
you started to walk about the room
looking for the cashier Detroit Free
Press
Satanic
Satan Is represented as runnin
after folks wif a pitchfork said Dncle
Eben when de truth is dat so many
folks is pullin at his coattails dat he
aint got time to chase nobody
Washington Star
Learning is better than house and
land Beaconsfleid
HISTORIC PETERSBURG
Tho Monument Dedicated by President
Taft and Its Associations
Petersburg Vn which recently had
the honor of entertaining President
Taft Is a city of many Interesting his
toric associations It hsis figured In
several wars and Its annals date back
to the early years of the seventeenth
century Where it stands was once an
Indian village destroyed by Nathaniel
Bacon in 1G7G It was the scene of
engagements during the Revolutionary
war and twice was occupied by Brit
ish troops During the civil war it
was the center of many of the en
gagements of the famous Virginia
campaign in which some of the gresil
est generals of both the Union and
Confedersite sirmies participated The
visit of President Taft was undertaken
primarily to dedicate on the site of
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HISTORIC CENTER HIIYL MANSION
Fort Mahone a monument erected by
the battlefield commission of Pennsyl
vania to the third division of the
Ninth army corps of the Army of the
Potomac
The Ninth army corps took a lead
among the defenders commanding a
ing part in the assault upon Peters
burg during the civil war Major Gen
eral William Mahone who gave his
name to the fort was conspicuous
SHAKESf tH o
They
POISONS
Are Taken Too Seriously by
Some Modern Chemists
It Is one of the penalties of Shake
speares position as a great poet that
his words are taken seriously
A learned doctor In a foreign scien
tific review has been molding an Inqui
Kltlon into the poisons mentioned by
him Fie points out that the Juice of
cursed hebenon which Claudius Is
Haiti to have poured Into the ear of
Hamlets father is Incapable ot pierc
ing the tympanum of the ear and
therefore could not have peueirsitcd
the body and poisoned the blood as
the ghost alleges Again the narcotic
which Friar Laurence administers to
Juliet was probsibly either l ituri
stramonium or maudragora root The
first Is used bv the com lets In New
it
Caledonia when rhey wish to rob their
but its eftects do not Isist t
forty two hours nor anything like that
time A scientist who experimented on
himself with iiiaudragoi a found Unit
Intense sickness Is caused on waking
and this did not happen to lullet As
for tin poison vhi h was given to Ro
meo it was probably aconite or one of
those mixed poisons composed ot vege
table alksiloids and ptomaine since it
was so remarkably rapid in its effe ts
Hut that is the fault of too serious
people Thev will take everything se
riously Shakespeare probably knew
nothing at all ot poisons or of nsir
poties Fie was a poet and not a chem
ist and might therefore be allowed the
usual poetic license- London lolie
TWIN EARTHQUAKES
Two Distinct Series of Shocks Are Felt
Almost Simultaneously
Among the most Interesting earth
tremors from a scientific point of view
are those known as twin earth
qusikes where two distinct series of
shocks are felt separated by an inter
val of two or three seconds In each
series the vibrations increase to a
maximum and die away the whole
duration including the quiet interval
being eight to twelve seconds In some
parts of the earthquake zone the most
powerful shocks are nearly always ot
this kind When they occur how
ever there is always a strip of coun
try where only one shock is felL
Apparently there are two distinct
points of origin for these shocks and
the strip where a single shock is telt is
that where the two sets of vibrations
arrive simultaneously The fsid that
this hand is straight shows that the
twin shocks occin togethet and that
therefore one is not a consequence ot
the other Probably there is an S
shaped bend in some interior layer of
rock and the twin foci are at the points
of greatesi displacement namely the
bends of the S The movement thsit
causps such a twin earthqusike there
division of the Confederate army and i fore results in accentuating the form
earning the title the hero of the era- of the fold in the eurths crust iew
ter for the courage which he York Herald
played
The third division of the Ninth army
corps was commanded by General
John F Iltrtrsinft who led the divi
sion in many other notable engage
ments besides those in the vicinity of
Petersburg After the war he served
as governor of Pennsylvania
On the east and west sides of the
monument are inscribed the enlist
ments the killed wounded and prison
ers of the six Pennsylvania regiments
of infantry in General Flnrtrafts divi
sion The names of the places where
they fought are marked on the obelisk
Directly in front of the monument
stands a Federal soldier of heroic size
in bronze holding a banner and a rifle
During his stay in Petersburg Pres
ident Taft was entertained at Center
Hill mansion This historic old home
now the residence of Charles Hall Dsi
vls president of the Petersburg cham
ber of commerce was built in the days
when the white man fesired the Indian
Leading from the house sire under
ground passages to make escape pos
sible in case of an attack It was in
this beautiful old colonial mansion
that President Lincoln held his last
conference with General Grant April
3 lii3 A few days afterward Mr
Lincoln rerurned to Washington and
was assassinated
BANK EXAMINER DOVER
New and Lucrative Job For Ex-Secretary
of Republican Committee
Elmer Dover who was recently ap
pointed a bank examiner in New York
by Secretary MacVeagh of the treas
ury department will make 12000 a
year in his new job which is more
than lie not as secretary of the Repub
lican national committee although the
latter position gave him much influ
ence ard opportunities for making a
wide and valuable acquaintance Mr
ii 4s
ELMEU DOVER
Dover was iirst tak
en up by the late
Mark Hauna who
made him his pri
vate secretary and
from this post he
grsuluated into that
of secretary of the
Republican national
committee Mr Do
ver and Chairman
Hitch cock now
postmaster general
did not exactly
agree on running
the Republican campaign last autumn
and Mr Dover was made secretary of
the advisory board of the committee
which gave him a chance to do cam
paign work without danger of friction
with the head of the partys national
organization His party service was
appreciated however and he has now
received in recognition of it a position
which Is much coveted on account of
the generous fees that go with it Mr
Dover was born in McConuelsville Q
in 1S73
The Fightinq Maoris
Some 300 Maoris weie shut up in In
trenchments at a place called Orsikaw
Without food except a tew raw pota
toes without water pounded at by sir
tillery and under a hall ot rifle bullets
and hand grenades unsuccessfully as
saulted no less than five times rhey
held out for three days completely
surrounded ieneral Cameron hu
manely sent a flag of truce inviting
them to surrender houorablv To this
they made the evei famous reply
Enough We fight right on forever
Then the general offered to let the wo
men come cut and the answer was
The women will tight as we At
length on the afternoon of the third
day the garrison in a body charged at
quick march right through the Knglish
lines fsiirlj jumping over the hc irb of
the men of the Fortieth regiment as
they lay behind a bank Flalf ot them
fell the remainder got clear away
The earthworks and the victor j re
mained with us but the glorv was
theirs- The Long White Cloud by
W P Reeves
Forgot Himself
Absentminded persons are not infre
qnenrly met among the medical pro
fession who ot all men should al
ways have their wits about them It
is related that a well Known doctor j
was once present in a public place
when an accident occurred and see
ing a wounded man went about call
ingr A doctor A doctor Somebody
go and fetch a doctor
A triend who was by his side ven
tured to inquire Well what about
yourself
Oh dear answered the doctor
suddenly recalling the fact that he be
longed to the medical profession 1
didnt think of that
To Ferment
You know Elsie that ferment
means to work said the teucher
Now yon may write a sentence on
tne nine Kuoaru coutaming tue worn
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After a moments thought Elsie
wrote as follows In summer I love
to ferment among the flowers in our
garden Chicago News
The Real Object
Indulgent Iapa Why my dear you
had a party last month liow often do
you wish to entertain your friends
She This one is not to entertain my
friends papa but to snub my enemies
Life
He Struggles In Vain
The cynical bachelor rises to remark
that when a girl makes up her mind
to marry a struggling young man all
his struggles are useless Philadelphia
Record
Man must always In some sense cling
to the belief that the unknowable Is
unowauie tioetne
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